Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
>>703273332
Tits please.
bump
>>703273332
What's going to happen between me and my current gf?
- T.G
A big guy, like Bane, can be big for everyone. This means that he rises the fire inside of others and motivates brothers into joining his master plan. This doesn't mean that he's making them hotheads. Rather, rising the fire in someone allows for the heat the pass past their head, making the fire go above themselves, and causing them to adapt and grow larger to hold the fire, truly making them a bigger guy. He can also be a big guy for you, which is a more personal and romantic form of bigness. When he's a big guy for you, he can get caught and crash your plane with no survivors. Those aren't things that a big guy does for anyone. These are things that they will do for you, because they have a lotta' loyalty.
Is it true you've ruined many for marriage?
>>703273452
Here you go
I have a problem, you never answer my questions
>>703267921
You can't heal?
>>703273326
Sure. I'm sorry if it offended you, Aster!
>>703273754
What questions are those?
>>703273681
>tfw i got Tropico 4 for free on steam
btw Good evening everyone
![[CBM]_Sword_Art_Online_-_02_-_Beater_[720p]_[DF0A3D80].mkv_snapshot_02.01_[2015.12.17_00.53.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/arVwZSE.jpg "[CBM]_Sword_Art_Online_-_02_-_Beater_[720p]_[DF0A3D80].mkv_snapshot_02.01_[2015.12.17_00.53.38].jpg")
Any advice on fixing sleeping schedule?
>>703273754
May I be of assistance as well?
>>703273843
Will i ever stop being an overpowered free kill class?
>>703273668
A footgirl, like Reimu, can be cute for everyone. This means that she rises the lewd inside of others and motivates sisters into joining her shrine. This doesn't mean that she's making them heretics. Rather, rising the lewd in someone allows for the hentai to pass past their head, making the lewd go above themselves, and causing them to adapt and grow cuter to hold the lewd, truly making them a footgirl. She can also be a footgirl for you, which is a more personal and romantic form of feet. When she's a footgirl for you, she can oil her soles and demand that you give her feet a massage if you want to be fed that night. Those aren't things that a footgirl does for anyone. These are things that they will do for you, because they have a lotta' tarot cards.
>>703273332
have any fortunes for me? name's giselle.
>>703273936
Just don't sleep until it's fixed.
>>703273332
Off by one
>>703273452
Here
Hmm?
-Sweet Roll
>Dear OP, do tell my fortune
>>703274137
I want to grope those.
>>703273779
i have not once tried white mage, scholar, or astrologian and im generally not good with being a healer. only time i've ever tried healing is once on WoW and it didnt click with me
>>703273936
stay up for a day then go to sleep at a decent time
>>703274072
>Giselle has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "52".
luck is on your side
>>703273869
oh yeah thats free right now, thanks for reminding me
>>703273817
*No, don't worry, i don't want to make you feel like that, just don't mind what happened, ok?*
>>703273869
*Hi Renko! I'm glad you had so much luck!*
>>703274312
How did you know ?
>>703274439
No it's actually free i give the link
https://www.humblebundle.com/store/tropico-4-free-game
HERE I GOT THIS YESTERDAY
There's this girl I'm into. We've been close friends for a while. Would making a move ruin the friendship?
Hopefully tarot reading about this.
Checkem, boys
>>703274770
Roll for you, anon!
how should I break up with her? tarot reading woyld be nice, if dubs
>>703274576
email from the humble store
>>703274546
>T.G's relationship has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "83".
not sure a fortune cookie gives an accurate prediction
>>703273869
Ah yes, I did too. Probably won't play it, though.
>>703274229
You can look but you can't touch
>>703274196
Need a name
>>703275135
A footgirl, like Reimu, can be cute for everyone. This means that she rises the lewd inside of others and motivates sisters into joining her shrine. This doesn't mean that she's making them heretics. Rather, rising the lewd in someone allows for the hentai to pass past their head, making the lewd go above themselves, and causing them to adapt and grow cuter to hold the lewd, truly making them a footgirl. She can also be a footgirl for you, which is a more personal and romantic form of feet. When she's a footgirl for you, she can oil her soles and demand that you give her feet a massage if you want to be fed that night. Those aren't things that a footgirl does for anyone. These are things that they will do for you, because they have a lotta' tarot cards.
>>703274770
Rolling for ya'
>>703275282
A footgirl, like Reimu, can be cute for everyone. This means that she rises the lewd inside of others and motivates sisters into joining her shrine. This doesn't mean that she's making them heretics. Rather, rising the lewd in someone allows for the hentai to pass past their head, making the lewd go above themselves, and causing them to adapt and grow cuter to hold the lewd, truly making them a footgirl. She can also be a footgirl for you, which is a more personal and romantic form of feet. When she's a footgirl for you, she can oil her soles and demand that you give her feet a massage if you want to be fed that night. Those aren't things that a footgirl does for anyone. These are things that they will do for you, because they have a lotta' tarot cards.
>>703274911
nice dubz
>>703273936
don't drink caffeine
>>703275135
Oh. Well shit. I was going to break up with her due to all the emotional abuse she's been giving me. No I'm not rusing.
>>703274904
Appreciated!!
>>703274770
Rerolling, should note that I somewhat recently broke up with someone, been around six months
>>703274911
Give it to her straight anon
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>>703274101
>>703274312
Heavens.. I'm in for a night
Hi Pls OP.
I need my fortune, friend.
Name: TJ
>>703275418
>TJ has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "83".
>>703275353
thanks
>>703274911
Sit down with her, tell her about how you're feeling about the relationship. Just be honest without being mean, basically. This is someone you cared a lot about and maybe still do, so don't forget that just because you're breaking up.
>The Fool
A beginning. Embarking. Establishing a path. A leap of faith. Venturing off on one's own.
>Page of Wands
Arrival of a positive phase. Good news brought by a cheerful friend or ally.
>Nine of Pentacles
Having speculated and been proven right. Planning and diplomacy. Care in choosing friends and confidants.
>>703275341
Thanks Anon
>>703274770
Rolling one last time
>>703276033
Well, you got it.
I was going to write bunch of variations for this, but none of them turned out right, so I'll just post this fucking unfunny one again before I go to bed.
A footgirl, like Reimu, can be cute for everyone. This means that she rises the lewd inside of others and motivates sisters into joining her shrine. This doesn't mean that she's making them heretics. Rather, rising the lewd in someone allows for the hentai to pass past their head, making the lewd go above themselves, and causing them to adapt and grow cuter to hold the lewd, truly making them a footgirl. She can also be a footgirl for you, which is a more personal and romantic form of feet. When she's a footgirl for you, she can oil her soles and demand that you give her feet a massage if you want to be fed that night. Those aren't things that a footgirl does for anyone. These are things that they will do for you, because they have a lotta' tarot cards.
I wonder what do anons think about life? What do you guys think life is? I'm bored lets talk!
>>703276264
>>703276033
>Two of Swords (Reversed)
Encountering lies and deceit. Being let down. Having to accept that you misjudged a person or situation. Cowardice in others.
>Nine of Swords
Longing and misery. Pining for a loved one. Distress and obsession. The haunting of past hurts and injustices. Debilitating, unhealthy situation.
>Judgment
Accepting responsibility for self-imposed limitations and how one's actions have affected others. Having the courage to make necessary changes to bring about growth and purpose.
So here's what I'm reading. If you don't do it, you'll just continue to long for her and ruin the friendship by always wondering what could have been. If you do, and she says no, then whether it ruins the friendship or not hinges on whether you can let go of the possibility of dating and move on.
![[CBM]_Sword_Art_Online_-_02_-_Beater_[720p]_[DF0A3D80].mkv_snapshot_00.52_[2015.12.17_00.52.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AtN7ANw.jpg "[CBM]_Sword_Art_Online_-_02_-_Beater_[720p]_[DF0A3D80].mkv_snapshot_00.52_[2015.12.17_00.52.00].jpg")
>>703276365
Life has it's ups and downs, gotta enjoy the ups and learn from the downs
Needs more armpit.
why can I not find joy in my life? I simply can't be happy anymore...
and I don't know why.
Slow night?
>>703277010
agreed
>>703277065
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
>>703276365
It's all about making other people's lives a little less garbage and making yourself a better person each day, yo
Break a habit, give some advice, do that thing you said you were going to do, cause even if you can't be perfect, why not get as close as you can?
>>703276587
I was really thinking about just letting it go to begin with, I feel like she wouldn't reciprocate
It's always been a close friend, almost even brother-sister thing, and honestly it seems like we're incompatible anyway, but I can't help but feel
Thanks for the reading, sound advice
>>703277045
Might be clinical depression. You should talk to a doctor!
why do i contemplate suicide?
>>703277045
It's because you are just bored with things, and there are only two aproachs to that, either you become more bitter and cynical and start hating life for what it is, or forcing yourself into thinking you enjoy doing whatever you're doing, what do you think? It's that or going to a psychologist.
>>703277065
Hey there!
>>703277443
>why do i contemplate suicide?
because you always thinking to kill yourself
>>703275341
Lewd is love, lewd is life
>>703277010
>>703277559
rhanks.
>>703276365
I don't know, but sometimes things feel... odd. Like maybe it is an illusion created by my mind, but that would raise another question. If life IS an illusion, what would true life be?
Afterlife is a whole different story for me, I believe that when you die, whatever you want or believe will happen.
-Sweet Roll
how do i know if any given woman is the right one?
I swear I heard angels singing once, and it still didn't work out.
(then again, i wasn't exactly sober at that time...)
>>703277443
see >>703277335
>>703277443
See
>>703277469 and >>703277335
>>703277325
Oh, but I'm a nowhere near being a good person, and I don't think I can be one either!
>>703277286
I'm still going to hit you. And I thought that was a picture of...someone else for a second there
>>703277469
Hi there nepnep. What's up?
>>703277045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMfPJT4XjAI
>>703277787
The trick is, you don't know until you've tried. There are so many factors that go into two people being compatible that it doesn't boil down to a simple formula. You have to learn how they act on a day-to-day basis and whether that makes you happy or unhappy, whether you can live with it or not, and most of all whether they're a positive or negative influence on your life.
>>703277774
GOD.
FUCKING.
DAMMIT!
>*incomprehensible rage*
-Sweet Roll
>>703277859
Not a good person? What makes you say that
>>703277694
>didn't add-on "in bed", nice!
Can i get my fortune cookie, please?
~soru
bump.
and apologies for the outburst
>off by 3
-Sweet Roll
>>703278145
so.... try every woman?
what are you doing later tonight? ;)
(and fortune telling on this, if possible)
>>703277906
>>703277906
forgot pic
Reimu, why can't I talk to spirits? If I need to get more in touch with my spirituality, how do I do that?
>>703278145
I want to be a mod on the steam group! Rawr!!!~
>>703278586
One other, pleash?
>poohpooh-head
>>703278591
>soru has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "9".
good luck for you frog poster
>>703277906
>>703278840
i did nothing wrong
>>703278439
Would definitebly tell you if we were in private.
>>703277906
Oh, nothing much, been doing some "bad deeds" lately, and you?
>>703279051
my ex made a life choice, does it affect me?
>>703279436
Why would it?
>>703277065
You're a slow night.
>>703279597
Going to need some ice for that one
-Sweet Roll
>>703279591
am already legally dead and all i see around me is death.
>pp-h
>>703279303
You're making it sound like you killed a man, nep
>>703279597
rood
>>703279139
You contributed to the botes, you double dipping fruitbowl
>>703279303
Bad deeds, huh? And I haven't been up to much. Just self sabotaging my college experience
>>703279597
Oh yeah? You're an even slower night
>>703280101
That hurts.
>>703280101
Nice comeback
-Sweet Roll
>>703280101
least im not a milky lickin hambone like you
Will I be rich, and should I leave my gf?
HMU with that reading fam
>>703280101
#shotsfired
>>703280091
Well, not quite there yet but frowned upon most.
>>703273332
Name is Mike. Any reading for me?
how do i live as a single man?
like... i know my relationship is dead, and the spark is gone... but it's been so long I don't know how to be single anymore
Rollin
>>703280491
rolling
>>703280491
rollin'
Name is Mr Snrub (yes lets go with that). Gimmie a reading and some tiddis
Roll
Another roll
>>703280491
rolling for this guy
>>703280785
titties for this guy
>>703280368
Begone you mormon crotch jockey.
>>703280300
I take it back. You know I'd never intentionally hurt you
Rollin again
>>703280785
>>703280977
sweet i finally got it
donate it to this guy >>703280491
>>703273332
OP I can't stop fapping to you.
Not Reimu, but you being reimu.
It's been going on for some time now.
I hope this doesn't bother you too much.
>>703279949
No, move on with lyf, stop even thinking about if what she does affects you.
>>703280570
>Mike has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "58".
fortune cookie say you have good luck
>>703280785
>Mr Snrub has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "63".
have something white on ya and your luck should improve
>>703280970
no you ya gender fluid fondling urinal cake curator
>>703280581
These dubs shall grant a tarot reading to this man about his question
>>703280556
But I'm sure whatever you did won't stop you from being a good person
It's not really a definite set of requirements so much as a state of mind I guess
>>703280970
I actually have no response to that.
>>703273332
5 months ago in a depression and drunk i broke up with the woman i love because "she could do better" now im on new meds (best iv ever felt) working out dropped 80 pounds but i dont think ill ever be able to get her back its my deepest regret what can i do last time i talked to her she said she wants to focus on herself am i boned do i even have a chance? could use some advice or a reading call me Darsh
General tarot reading pl0x
rollin'
>>703280491
>Ace of Swords
Great, rising force. Taking control. Determination. Energy. Swiftness. Bringing about change. Direction and enacting ideas. Quick, clever, decisive action. Implementing plans. Follow through.
>Page of Swords
A young person eager to enter the world of commerce, with some business sense to boot.
>Six of Wands
Acknowledgement of accomplishments. Victory parade. Accolades, admirers, and gratitude. Respect of one¹s peers. Contributing ideas to a group project or cause. Leadership and established reputation.
I think it's saying you should try to change your relationship before leaving it, but you can read it whatever way makes sense to you.
>>703281061
What the... that's oddly specific...
>>703280570
Nice hat
>>703281260
Listen here you Church of Latter Day Saints believing sphincter pirate
>>703281448
Is it bad that I predicted this response? Or..lack thereof
>>703281705
>>703281061
Reimu you've got some interesting fans
>>703281705
I'm sorry. I've kinda just fallen for you, in a way that I'm embarrassed & frustrated with. I've tried to not think about it because I feel bad about it afterwards, but then you'll make another thread and I won't be able to control myself
bump
>>703280581
rollin for this guy
>>703281705
Stop ignoring me.... It hurts my feelings.
>>703281118
bugs keep stinging me, like these others here. i don't have a life to keep living and moving thru.
-pp-h
>>703281597
There might be nothing you can do. Sometimes you only get one chance and the only thing to do about it is to learn the lesson for next time.
Your life has improved a lot, so there's nothing stopping you from finding someone else! Don't hold on to the past, because the world keeps turning either way.
>>703281622
>Knight of Pentacles (Reversed)
Your offspring will be spoiled douches, apparently.
>The Lovers
However, you'll be in a fulfilling romantic relationship that might make up for that.
>Three of Wands
You're going to be launching some sort of new enterprise within the next year. It has a lot of promise, but the cards don't say whether it'll be successful or not.
>>703282062
I mean it's not the easiest thing to have a response to.
>>703281597
Fuck her, she left you at your worst, prove her you're better than this and that she made a mistake, become an alpha prime A1 and then show her what she'll miss, transform that sadness into angerino, you hear me?
>>703280581
you deserve a tarot reading, rolling for you
Why is it that, even though I have the best friends in the world, a supportive family and just an overall awesome life, I'm usually horribly depressed and feel like shit? Does it ever get better?
>>703282743
It's easy, you could've replied
>You're mom gay
>>703282527
If you're already dead then what matters what that wench does or not? Live your death anon.
>>703282062
Y-yeah... definitely interesting...
>>703282074
Can you explain it better? I'm not really sure what you mean by "me being Reimu"... what is it you're actually... thinking about?
I don't know why but I'm curious.
>>703282372
I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just busy...
>>703282962
Depression like that is a chemical imbalance! You should talk to a doctor about it!
>>703282962
Happy pills do wonders sometimes, trust me.
>>703282723
>>703282771
>>703281597
This. Also, here's a fortune for you. It seems you're having good luck this year, hopefully it'll help. Just don't give up, it's not worth it.
>Darsh has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "44".
>>703282723
thank you Reimu i needed to hear that
>>703283196
Meanie.
>>703282743
Yeah, true. I dunno if it's made better or worse by the fact that I was serious, too
Hi, they call me TAR.
>>703282771
you are awesome thank you heard loud and clear
>>703283196
Honestly, it has less to do with Reimu than it does with you. It's more like, your personality & her plainness.
Reimu's alright, but knowing that it's you behind it makes me associate her with you, and you with her, and that's what turns me on.
There's nothing more wonderful then a girl who seems to be kind and sweet and caring helping other people out. Like I said, it's half infatuation & half just fapping to Reimu. I'd imagine if you started 'being' some new girl, I'd feel the same way about that girl, too. but for now, It's just you (being reimu)
I dont trust anyone anymore.
>>703283620
Glad I could help!
>>703283662
Do you want a hug? Would that make you feel better?
Who here likes pineapples on pizza?
>>703283997
then find somebody new to trust
>>703281378
>>703280556
Definitely a state of mind. Almost every time I hear or see someone say they aren't a good person, they turn out to be a good person. People all have their dark side, good people just reign it in.
>>703283891
Hi TAR!
>>703283906
Glad I could help!
>>703284030
I'm glad I'm not alone on this one.
could you do my reading?
>pp-h
>>703283693
I don't know why you were being serious when I was joking.
>>703283364
I've been seeing a therapist and it helps sometimes.
>>703283532
I'm just scared of taking meds and it getting worse or making me feel like a different person...
![[CBM]_Sword_Art_Online_-_02_-_Beater_[720p]_[DF0A3D80].mkv_snapshot_03.12_[2015.12.17_00.54.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bd8nkph.jpg "[CBM]_Sword_Art_Online_-_02_-_Beater_[720p]_[DF0A3D80].mkv_snapshot_03.12_[2015.12.17_00.54.56].jpg")
I'm curious for a reading..
Show me ya GETS
>>703284030
Never tried it but I hear from multiple people that it's amazing
>>703284102
This
>>703284296
It's just a thing that I do sometimes. I like the contrast
Check'em fags
>>703284961
Yeah but now I've been really thrown off. How am I supposed to respond to that?
>>703284030
I do, but I won't put pineapple on a pizza that is not hawaiian/ham and pineapple
-Sweet Roll
>>703282527
>>703284202
>>703285198
Good taste people.
>>703284961
Join us!
There's a certain SOMEONE that doesn't approve of us.
>>703284499
Don't worry anon, they're called "happy pills" for a reason, and if you ever get uncomfortable along the way you can always ask the psychiatrist to stop with the threathment.
>>703285355
Who is it? Who needs me to bust a cap on their ass?
>>703284499
If the person you are now is sad all the time, why wouldn't you want to feel different? It won't make irreversible changes to you. Whatever happens will go away if you stop taking it for a few months, so don't be scared to try if there's a chance it could actually help.
>>703285105
Ahh, well I didn't really mean to throw you off. Okay, maybe I did a just a little bit... But you can totally respond in any way. Get creative!
>>703285355
The DUBS demand that I try it now, haha
>>703285355
>>703285753
Disapproving so hard!
>>703286066
>>703286066
Hikari! This isn't what it looks, like. I swear
>>703285998
>>703285105
So adorable~
>>703284026
P-please.
should i get help with my schizophrenia?
>>703286777
Sure, why wouldn't you?
>>703286719
>*hugs*
>>703286777
>checked!
also a reading would be cool in case of dubs
>>703285753
>>703285787
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to mention it to my doctor next time I go in. How long are people usually on meds for? Is it a rest-of-your-life kind of deal?
how should I look for new romance in my life?
>>703286423
W..what are you on about?
>>703287121
It could go either way. If at some point during your treatment, you feel like you could get by just fine without the medication, you can be eased off of it and see how it goes. Some people only need it for a short time before their brain rebalances itself and starts producing the chemicals again on its own.
>>703286256
No need to shoot me. I eat pineapples and pizza. Just...separately.
>>703286408
And I thought you were a good girl!
>>703285998
I refuse.
>>703286423
I don't know what's so adorable about this.
>>703287121
I've been with depression for somewhere around a year now, been with meeds for like 7, 8 months at most, I got bored and dropped them tho, not smart from me but oh well. Do give them a try, always try everything atleast once they say!
Should I learn iOS or Android app development?
>>703287462
>>703287440
Naturally, by talking to more people of your preferred sex in casual situations! Join clubs and groups, give yourself reasons to be around new people, and if you meet one you like, ask them out!
>>703287462
You two are adorable, that's what! I feel all warm and fuzzy just watching you~
>>703287825
depends do you like Java or Swift? do you have an apple device or android device?
I just had a sudden realization
I'm boring
I literally do nothing and nothing interesting ever really happens to me
I wish I had things to talk about
-Sweet Roll
>>703287561
I didn't exactly say that I'd try it!
>>703287626
Well fine then. I didn't want you to anyway
>>703287989
I'm not sure how I feel about this accusation
I'm gonna go sleep now. Night.
>>703287494
>>703287787
Thanks for talking with me, Anons. It helps me feel like there is a little hope for me still.
>>703289034
>anons
>I got called anon
>you can hear my ego collapsing and being obliterated
>>703289034
Always happy to help! Feel free to stop by any time and let us know how you're doing!
>>703288498
A little tsundere, maybe?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Anyway! Since things seem to be slowing down and I didn't get much sleep, I think I'll call it a night as well!
Goodnight everyone, and thanks for coming as always!
>>703289345
Sorry :/ what do I call you then?
>>703288431
Me too. Some people manage to be interesting without even doing interesting things though. Maybe it's just a matter of being a better conversationalist?
>>703288498
It's okay, I won't judge if you try it
>>703289653
Night Reimu!
>>703289653
goodnight Ms. Remiu-OP
>>703289858
Neptune ofc!
>>703289653
Later Raymoo. Now I've got another person accusing me of being tsun...
>>703288896
See you when I see you
>>703289858
That right there is a Nep
>>703289900
Okay, if you say so. Also you're not boring
>>703290160
That... Would make sense..
Thanks, Neptune-chan
I've been dating the sweetest, most kind and caring 7/10 girl for the past 5 years, and I'm so bored with our relationship (and life in general) that I feel like I want to end it. I care about her feelings too much to break up with her though. What is wrong with me?
>>703290577
Be safe, stay in school and don't drink alcohol, also don't be a hipocrite like me for telling you to do what I didn't
>>703291025
It sounds like you've just settled in too much. You need to introduce some new things into your life to get you excited about it again! It's not necessarily about her, because any relationship with any girl is going to get like this if you don't seek out new experiences to have together when things get dull.
