Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
I SUMMON THY CHIEF TO LOOK!
Life is a funny joke.
Hiya all!
its the strongest day
>>703258673
baka
>>703258871
BAKA BAAAKA!
>Eye will get the 9s!
>>703259069
you got the 9 therefore you are a baka
Should I stay with my wife???
Uu~ Hello, everyone! Say, "Aaaah..."
THE CITY DRESSED IN JEWELS AND GOLD
FINE LINEN MYRRH AND PEARLS!!!
Reimu-chan!! I'm probably just stopping by, can't stick around for too long, but can I have a fortune cookie this time? Hehe.
- Cirno
>>703259282
You're just jealous cause EYE AM THE STRONGEST!
>>703259773
Happy 9-ball day!
*I'm not late tonight! Yay!*
Rolling for a general
>jumps out of /bin/
meow.
-meowbot
how is everyone tonight?
>>703259773
>double chomp
...ice cream
WOOHOO
-meowbot
>>703259516
-licks your Uuus-
>>703259773
I'm sure Chief will hook you up! Nice to see you even if it's just for a minute!
>>703259516
Aaah~
>>703258871
Chief why does 50-60 suck so much?
>>703259516
...
aaah
-meowbot
Can Takahashi get a cookie?
>>703260292
*Hi Reisen! So i was wondering...don't you think that knowing why a person chose his avatar could tell quite a lot about that person? So why you chose Reisen as yours?*
Something something introduction
Hello everyone
>>703260292
Feeling fine
How about you, Moon Bun?
-Sweet Roll
>>703259516
no can do, helmet has a helmet under it and the latch has conveniently gotten stuck
>>703259773
>Cirno ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "99".
well, happy 9 day cirno
>>703260628
because of the endless vault runs
>>703260560
L-Lewd.
>>703260718
I'm stuck on Dusk Vigil right now, it's not great.
>>703258531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cHRkyfR2wT
>>703260668
>Takahashi ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "67".
>>703260837
i still need to run through everything with my monk, its gonna suck
>>703261024
Define everything.
>>703260292
comfy
in bed, and it's cold today
-meowbot
>>703261024
>mfw this is actually my lucky number
Thanks for the inspiring words!
>>703260752
*Hi Hikari! A lovely mockingbird told me you like playing Killing Floor 2, i was wondering if you would like playing it with me, but if you don't want to then it's fine.*
>>703260956
*Do you prefer Frisk over Chara?*
>>703260752
H-hikari! You weren't supposed to look this time!
>>703260956
You too!
Did anyone ever tell you that you sound like an anime voice actor?
>>703259516
...Aaaaah?
So how did these threads start? Could someone give me a history lesson?
>>703261137
dusk vigil, the aery, sohm al, the vault (about 20-30 goddamn times), the library and all the dungeons onward
>>703261409
then the cookie is obviously right
>>703261660
Oh, let me tell you.
>>703261650
>>703261692
Oh, well if you need a healer then just let me know.
disgusting people
im around
>>703261660
Those cockroaches, they're art I tell you.
>>703261737
So, one day, Reimu was just sitting with her 200 cats, playing Scrabble with them. It's important to note that the place she was sitting was on your dad's face.
Well, one of her cats played the word 'Waifu' and Reimu insisted that it was a bullshit play, and that 'Waifu' was not a real word.
The cat, of course, protested, so Reimu took to 4chan for help. She recieved no help until she posted her feet with a timestamp. She got a lot of advice on how to interact with cats, how to play Scrabble, and how to keep her feet looking and feeling smooth. Everybody had a great time and they asked that Reimu make this kind of thread again, and here we are now.
>>703261826
How did this endless feud of ours even begin?
>>703260712
Ahaha. Not in my case~ I was originally going to be Marisa, actually... But Marisa was taken and I'm not content to be a clone.
>>703260714
Fine! Spending time with a wild Hikari.
>>703261226
You have fur, how are you cold?
>>703262245
It's winter in Brazil, or at least it was during the Olympics.
>>703261581
yo if you need someone to play KF2 with ya i'll play, i need to level my gunslinger anyway
>>703261851
well if you're offering i still need to get my dork knight leveled
>>703262245
no, it's actually pretty cold here
-meowbot
>>703258531
Reimu-chan! Have a good day! Can't stick around but I love you!
- Cirno
>>703262544
>CHOMP
-meowbot
>>703261581
I think they're both really cute! I don't think I could pick one over the other.
>>703261608
Ah, y-you think so? No, they haven't, but I'm very flattered!
I wouldn't know how to begin training my voice to sound decent for that kind of thing, but, still, http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ms8occ2VlY !
>>703262245
*Oh i see, was she the Marisa i know? I'm asking because someone told me that there have been lots of Marisas so far.*
>>703262140
Oh, of course. That explains it all.
>>703262483
What level is it?
>>703261660
If you mean mine in particular, it started back in December of last year. I started by just asking Anonymous to hang out with me because I didn't feel confident enough to give advice yet. Those threads were fun, but there were a lot more perverts in them.
Around New Years I started offering fortune cookies-- it was supposed to be a temporary thing, but it was so popular and made the threads so lively that I kept it going! Then eventually I learned tarot so that I could offer more.
There's more history than that if you wanna hear it, but I didn't wanna be too long winded about it.
When will I die
>>703262977
convince a nigger to kill you
-meowbot
You're all bugs living off the nutrients you get from dog shit....
>>703262835
Of course.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11191556
>>703262544
You too, Cirno! See you around!
>>703262785
Yeah, there's a certain kind of character voice that sounds similar to yours... I dunno how to explain it and I can't really think of any examples right now, but that's what it reminds me of. It's adorable~
>>703262886
still where we left off because i dont trust randoms so...42
>>703258531
when will the stress be over? will things ever work out?
>>703262890
Hey, if you've got the patience to type it, I'm interested!
>>703263141
Well you're a really pleasant person, aren't you?
>>703263141
>>703262977
You're dying in this very moment anon! You're getting old everyday, eventually, you'll decay enough one day and presto! A nice lovely corpse.
Reimu, I've researched a little bit more into Youkai and found some very interesting stuff on this site http://yokai.com/
But, how can I tell if something I have has developed a spirit and turned into a youkai? I've never talked with a spirit or seen any real signs of paranormal activity, so it's hard for me to trust my senses on these kinds of things. How can I speak with them? If I must get more in touch with my spirituality for that to happen, how can I do that?
>>703262977
>>703263403
>>703263141
>>703263219
Aww geez...thanks a bunch Reimu, that really means a lot, especially coming from you! And thank you for always having these threads, I really enjoy them!
>>703262977
>King of Cups
>The High Priestess
>The Wheel of Fortune
They didn't tell me when, but apparently it involves dumb luck, a counselor, and an authority figure trying to uphold the law.
>>703263141
Edgy!
>>703263654
>dumb luck, a counselor, and an authority figure trying to uphold the law.
Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen.
>>703262483
*I'm glad you say that, it means we're still friends! We can play as soon as i buy the game.*
>>703262785
*I guess it would really depend on the one you relate the most when it comes to picking a side.*
>>703263197
>no votes for Reimu's feet yet
This can't be happening.
>>703261608
Oh no..does that mean I have to show you my pantsu this time again?!
>>703261581
I would love to play with you sometime! A lovely mockingbird, huh?~
>>703263219
>>703263639
Er, means a lot to me, I mean, just because I've always really liked your threads, sorry if that came out wrong or sounding sarcastic or something!
>>703264002
its 9 day so i had to vote for cirno
>>703260349
What is an uuus?
>>703262462
W-what?
>>703262489
Ooooh.
>>703262830
She is, yes. Well, there was another back then too but she stopped coming by, I think.
>>703264002
WHAT?!
Reimu, I've begun working to make my feet cute and soft like yours! I used that cheese grater thing earlier when I got out of the shower, and I plan on moisturizing them tonight! I hope one day they're so cute and soft that everybody will love them!
>>703263654
Ekaterina
Do your weird magic
>>703264190
>9 day
Yeah, I definitely know what the fuck that means.
>>703264198
Yeah, it's how seasons work, what with the Earth tilting and, you know, The Sun, and all.
>>703264255
Looks like this misdeed has been corrected.
>>703264431
I'm going to manipulate the Universe's timeline and see to it that you find someone who will enjoy licking and tickling them, even if that's not what you want.
>>703262977
*That won't help.*
>>703264059
*Now that you mention it that bird actually had bunny ears...*
>>703263329
I am
>>703263341
You didn't write anything
>>703263500
You didn't write anything either
>>703264198
The nape of your neck
>>703264431
>Cheese grater
I hope you have a different one for the food, or else you're disgusting :(
>>703264438
>Ekaterina has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "16".
what a shame
>>703264637
its the 9th day of the 9th month baka
>>703264637
Oh, but too much isn't good, because you need callouses for using feet to walk or do something, like if you get rid of callouses you fucking implode, bleed and die or something.
>>703264718
>You didn't write anything
What did she mean by this?
>>703264810
Oh.
That's pretty funny because 9 is also 9 more than the number of shits I give
>>703258531
>>703264637
Oh gosh...do you think someone would actually want to do that? I think it would just feel nice to be told that they're cute and pretty
>>703264737
Ew, no, it's not actually a cheese grater! It's one of those foot egg things where the bottom just looks like one!
>>703264810
What am I suppose to do with the keywords?
>>703264916
I don't know
>>703264637
Interesting...
>>703264718
W-what
>>703264936
10/10 ass
>asking advice from /b/
Really, you niggers must be better than that.
>>703265124
Never mind
>>703264431
*Isn't it better if you use sand paper instead?*
>>703264198
*Was that Marisa that stopped visiting this place the mean one everyone has been talking about?*
>>703265099
you take 16 silver pieces and then donate them to the shrine
>>703264094
Not at all! I appreciate it, Anonymous!
>>703264059
W-well, I wouldn't complain...
>>703264431
Good luck! I'm sure you'll get there as long as you stick with it!
>>703264438
>Ten of Cups
Full heart. Blessings. Higher, mature love. True love. Real companionship. Dreams come true. Safety, security, and satisfaction. A giving relationship.
>Queen of Wands
An intelligent woman with a warm heart. She is admired for being self-made, having earned her standing in the world by way of her own hard work and talents. This experience makes her sensitive to the struggles of others she finds worthy.
>Seven of Pentacles
The fair and just treatment of others. Growth in personal and business life.
You're going to fall in love with the Queen of Wands and she'll bring you happiness and success.
>>703265323
Reimu and >>703264431 touching feet when?
>>703265323
Thanks Reimu, I'll try my best!
>>703265323
As if I can find 16 genuine pieces of sliver
>>703265323
I don't even know what any of that means
>>703265224
People on /b/ are just people, deep down.
>>703265306
Sandpaper would actually damage the skin instead of scrapping the dead skin, only a moron would use sandpaper.
>>703263226
I guess I could level WHM until you catch up. You really need to trust randoms though if you're gonna keep tanking.
>>703264936
For a second, I thought it was a fundoshi that she was wearing.
I mean, not to say I was dissapointed when I clicked on it, but...
>>703265057
There's a lot of someone's, so, yep.
>>703265224
This isn't /b/.
It's /dm/, the board about how great I am, and how I'm secretly not actually Dr. Manhattan, but am suffering from psychosis and developing many personalities which are trying to take over my true self.
...Is what I would say, if I wasn't actually legit.
>>703265224
Actual advice is given here, mate
Asking for advice anywhere else in /b/ may not have the same result
-Sweet Roll
>>703265510
I'm just a tarot reader, I can't teach you English.
>>703265512
>>703265624
These.
>>703265578
But, yeah, I pranked all of you again. Yahoo.
What kind of superpowers do you want?
Just fuck my intrinsic field up.
Yaaaaaay...
>>703265665
How will I fall in love with her?
>>703265578
Well, I think I would like it! People liking my feet enough to want to touch them. M-Maybe even lick them? Is that too lewd?
>>703265520
*Because using a cheese grater is actually a smart move if you wish to avoid blood losses, right?*
>>703265568
but my past experiences with idiot randoms say dont trust them
>>703265510
find a quest giver, they'll give out silver once you complete the quest you receive
>>703262890
>>703263284
Waiting on that history lesson. Genuinely curious.. ;;
>>703265987
See... moron.
>>703265057
>>703266008
I mean, that's the reason I became a healer rather than a tank. I dunno there's much point in tanking if you can't tank for randoms and use it to skip queues.
>>703265896
You team up with her for some kind of creative project and end up bonding over it.
>>703265987
If you want to remove dead skin from your feet I would reccomend a pumice stone or anything with one, I haven't tryed it myself, but I heard it works wonders
-Sweet Roll
>>703266008
*Hello, who are you? I feel like i've already seen you somewhere.*
>>703265928
If that's too lewd, then this Simpsons scene isn't funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uWTDbfZHQo
If you're Dr. Foot, and I'm Dr. Manhattan, the one going to town on your feet, since Manhattan is a city and not a town, of which cannot be going down, is probably Dr. Tongue as a clown, or some shit, what the fuck am I saying.
If dubs, Reisen is Dr. Tongue
>>703266229
*Not my fault if that person used a different name to indicate the object he/she was referring to for what regards me, it's like if i said "Woah J, look behind you! There's a terrorist behind you!" While in truth i was referring to an ice cream truck...*
>>703266345
*I don't value them that much, my feet are already beyond recover at this point, so it would be useless to take care of them now, but thank you nonetheless for the advice!*
>>703266766
Not my fault that you don't read the thread either.
>>703266592
I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure what you mean!
>>703267015
It was some stupid thing from the Simpsons scene, also there's a quote that I know was in the scene but now isn't.
This isn't Mandela effect, I am getting google results from this quote. Why is this happening to me.
>>703266981
*Point taken, but i'm not entitled to read every single post either, i'd call this a stalemate.*
>>703267192
Goddamnit, I can google the exchange of dialogue and get results, but the piece of it I'm looking for isn't in any videos. I remember it was in one of the videos I saw. What the fuck?
hi thred
>>703267438
Holy fuck, help me.
I know for a fact that Lisa Simpson delivered a certain line of dialouge, but now that part is fucking missing, I am going to destroy the Earth if this does not sort out.
>>703267654
Guess you'll have to watch The Simpsons in its entirety until you find it
>>703266221
Oh, right. I spaced, sorry.
I came here around late 2008, when the original Alice was in her prime. Her threads were different but they had the same sort of gathering atmosphere that I try to emulate here.
There was a group of trolls in her threads who were trying to run her off, and at first I was one of them. Mostly because that Alice herself wasn't very sociable to anyone except Anonymous. I wanted to get involved, but the only way I could see to get involved was to hang around with those people.
Over time she and I had some nice conversations, whenever I would provoke her enough to get a response. I had a lot of fun, and I realized if they ever actually got rid of her, the fun would be over. So I switched sides, as much as it was possible to do that anyway. And that's when I became Reimu.
Eventually, someone tracked her down and threatened her in a way that gave her no choice but to leave. I couldn't stop it, so I just lingered around wishing that someone else would bring back the atmosphere that I liked so much.
In 2010 another Alice appeared-- I'm sure you know the one. And it was partly thanks to me that she stuck around all these years, because I found her in her first thread and influenced her through some... less than honest means. It's all in the past now, and we're actually good friends, but I started making these threads as a supplement to hers at first, because I didn't see her around as much anymore. Now they've grown into pretty different things, but we both had the same predecessor and the same desire to carry on that legacy.
>>703266259
well i cant do healing so its either damage or tanking so i dont have much of a choice
>>703267438
ohai seija
>>703258531
'Adam' here, kicking ass at work lately, wondering if this is just an upswing or what. What does my future hold?
>>703267890
I just watched the scene on a website with the entire episode, that line of dialogue was either made up or in a different place, and it worked its way into my fucking memory by me reading it somewhere.
I will find who is responsible and draw and blow up that piece of shit, and every other living thing in existence, unless someone tells me I'm cute.
Reimu, should I take a picture of my belly?
>>703267992
>Adam has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "68".
well the cookie says you have good luck so take that as you will
>>703268146
I've got to see if that dialouge actually exists somewhere in the episode, but I'll skip past the stupid Homer subplot.
>>703268146
People don't usually refer to naked people as cute.
Also blue. Too much blue.
Say, is your cum blue? Just wondering.
>>703268246
Is it cute?
>>703268361
Daaaaankyuuuu that's pretty good news I guess
>>703267921
Hey there chief. I rolled trips yesterday and got Killing Floor 2.
>>703268459
W-Well, I mean, I don't know, I'm fat but some people seem to like it...
>>703268409
Which line of dialogue? I watched a lot of Simpsons back in the day.
>>703268739
Do it.
>>703268664
nice, shoot me a message if you want to play sometime
>>703258531
i'm thinking about doing a solo mushroom trip today.
can you give me a reading concening this idea?
>>703268664
*A-Mei-Zing! We could play all together if you want since soon i'll buy the game too. Anyway hi Seija, congratulations on reaching level 35, you did that in 4 days :3*
>>703268422
I'll put you to sleep and give your belly to Reimu if you don't respect your elders and tell me I'm cute. Or maybe I'll kick you in the dick eleven times and teleport you to the center of the Sun.
>>703268459
Unless everyone here wants to find out if my cum really is blue, I think they should post their belly.
>>703268802
The one with the screaming cattapillar. This has gone past all of you, this line of dialouge is more important than your lives and bellies, I will watch the entire episode, and if I don't find it, a bellyrub to my glorious fuzzy underside will be the only way to make me not destroy the Universe.
>>703268962
rolling
>>703268869
Yeah, though it'd be nice to have some people to play God Eater 2 with, too. Hint hint.
>>703269017
I approves of the stalkering.
>>703269056
Why would you call your elders cute? Isn't that disrespectful, wait, maybe that's a reason to do it. Hmm.
>>703268962
dub me
>>703268859
W-Well, here's an older one
>>703269442
Lewd
Quite lewd
-Sweet Roll
Hello
>>703267910
I'm actually not familiar with either Alice, I didn't start browsing /b/ until two or three years ago. I'd mostly lurk /v/ and /mlp/, when cartoon horses and non-constructive entertainment held my interest.
Who were they?
Also, even if it did diverge from the original, you created a pretty cool little community.
>>703269902
*I am not like that, i just happened to notice how much time it took you to pass from level 33 to 35, it was very important for you so i thought knowing it would've made me a better friend.*
>>703270338
S-Sorry
>>703269902
Piss, I don't care what shitty Asian traditions say about elders and how much of their cum you have to eat with your daily serving of rice and mecha battles, it fucking sucks and that's why Vietnam became the 51st state of the United States in my timeline.
Goddamnit, run-on sentence of mine, those stupid assholes in China are making me say this shit with their bombs and tachyons, imagnie a nuke explosion by every version of China in every Universe, yeah the tachyons fuck me up a little, this doesn't even make sense as that, give me a fish and climb the broccoli.
>>703269902
i'll see what i can do
>>703258531
Name's Anthony.
>>703270452
At least you're not upset about it.
>>703270395
Uh huh..what do I have to do to get Aster to go stalker mode on me too?
>>703266008
What's a quest giver?
>>703266322
>>703266322
Does... it have to be a girl?
>>703270590
>Anthony has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "81".
>>703270615
I'll be fine, thank you. It's just a little stressful when sextillions of people are trying to kill you.
Reimu reimu reimu.
Cold chocolate milk or hot cocoa? This is an important question.
>>703270654
*I am not a stalker, i just want to be a nice person for my friends, that's why i asked Reisen about what you liked, so i could've been a better friend, i swear i'm not a bad person.*
>>703270395
I Approves of your Stalkering.
>>703270452
That's not what bukkake gohan means.
>>703270557
Ahhh a standard response phrase that usually means nothing will happen!
>>703258531
are you alice?
>>703271455
Yes
>>703271384
i would get it right now if my card had any money on it but it doesnt so unless throwing cash at my screen will get gaben to give me the game its gonna have to wait till tomorrow
>>703270733
Well, the Queen is a feminine figure, but it might just be a sort of feminine guy instead.
>>703270170
The original Alice just liked to talking to Anonymous. She'd do things like cuddle with him or make him tea and cutesy stuff like that. She also had a stutter. Her goal as she put it was to show Anonymous that he could be an internet love machine instead of an internet hate machine. For some people it worked; for others, it drove them into a rage because they didn't want that kind of thing on /b/. Her threads were filled with both kinds and it was super lively every time she showed up.
She'd talk about anything Anonymous wanted to, so sometimes that would mean helping them with a problem or arguing philosophy with them if they were being too belligerent. But that said, she never said she was there to help with problems, so it wasn't really the focus.
The second Alice is similar, but she focuses almost entirely on the helping part. She's pretty knowledgable about a lot of in-depth things like medicine and science. These days, she does two kinds of threads-- cooking threads where she shows you in webMs how to make some kind of simple and healthy food, and psychology threads. You can see her around most days at 8 AM CST, though the cooking threads are only once every two weeks as far as I know.
>>703271455
Nope, we just had the same hero.
>>703271384
Well, the Simpsons episode just doesn't have the dialouge, so whatever.
Thank you for the moral support, Seija.
Why are you always sticking your tongue out, though?
>>703271277
I'm only teasing!~
>>703271985
But I want a big guy.. with muscles and a deep voice
Anyway when is this suppose to happen? Is he going to love me back?
Hurry up and answer, I'm fucking tired
>>703272482
>But I want a big guy
For you.
>>703272530
For me?
I'm not that big
>>703272734
For all of us.
>>703272482
Within the next year, and yes.
>>703272839
Was stealing my bigness part of your plan?
>>703272845
I only want him for myself
>>703272853
Fuck... why me... I just want to be alone and live life as a hermit
>>703272482
>But i want a big guy
you said you want to be a good waifu then that ?.
>>703272962
I'm going to steal all of your bigness
>>703272982
Lol your grammar
~Ikarous
>>703273085
>grammar
I know my head is very tired right now, I played vidya for a whole day
>>703272121
dunolol
>>703271913
Or you can stalk steam threads on 4chan and get lucky! Either way that's cool.
>>703272286
*Can i ask you to avoid calling me like that? But if you don't want to it's still fine.*
>>703273258
Cute
Goodnight~
~ikarous pet-class
>>703272981
I don't think you understand what being a big guy for everyone means. Let me explain.
A big guy, like Bane, can be big for everyone. This means that he rises the fire inside of others and motivates brothers into joining his master plan. This doesn't mean that he's making them hotheads. Rather, rising the fire in someone allows for the heat the pass past their head, making the fire go above themselves, and causing them to adapt and grow larger to hold the fire, truly making them a bigger guy. He can also be a big guy for you, which is a more personal and romantic form of bigness. When he's a big guy for you, he can get caught and crash your plane with no survivors. Those aren't things that a big guy does for anyone. These are things that they will do for you, because they have a lotta' loyalty.
- Dr. 'Big Guy' Manhattan.
>>703273326
But you do stalk people tho.
~Neptune
>>703273369
*Nighty night.*
new thread pls
>>703273501
*I don't do that.*
>>703273601
We mean it in a good way
>>703273601
Yeah you do.
~Neptune.
>>703270338
I do! I don't post very often but I love these threads c:
>>703271985
Oh, the psychology threads. I know who you're talking about now, actually. I'd kind of like to do those myself one day, after med school.
Well, thanks for sating my curiosity.