"So anon, why are you single?"
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"So anon, why are you single?"
>>703252685
cause i'm dubs
im not
>>703252788
checkem faggot
>>703252685
cause all women are fucking whores
>>703252788
>>703252822
omg you faggots
>>703252685
cause even though I'm a 7/10 easy, I cant talk to girls for shit and don't know how to start/continue a conversation
maybe someday.
I'm doing worse than single. I'm in a long distance relationship with an uninteresting, unintelligent, unambitious child.
>>703252907
virgin little timmy is upset cause nobody likes him
>>703252685
I wish
Cause I only seem to find myself mean or dumb bitches
Sometimes both
I honestly don't know.
>>703252685
Because we are not your personal army faggot
>>703252685
Because bitches like you are choosy as fuck
>>703253241
I envy you.
I know very well why i'm single.
Low self-esteem. Doesn't go outside. And ugly (If not, why I can't have a match on dating apps?)
Because I'm moving across the country in two months.
prove ur not a troll. tell the details.
>>703252685
Because women are useless trash, and I live in a homophobic as fuck area. Thus most of the gays are closeted.
Here you go
>>703252685
I've been waiting for someone like you to come into my life, m'lady.
>>703252822
You check em faggot
>>703252685
I'm honestly a pretty raging sexist, I'm a 7/10 blond blue eyed Aryan Danish American and not fat at all with a 7 inch dick. So pretty good, but I don't like or get a long with females if my age group. I'm 24, and it's weird I get along with women 40 and older super well. If she's 20-25 area, no go. Just can't stand them and vice versa
man im so frickin shy its like a curse
>>703253642
What's that got to do with why you're single?
>>703252953
Trick is to just talk about them, don't even bother bringing yourself into the conversation unless they specifically ask. Just ask random bullshit questions like "What's your favourite movie??", that makes them feel like they're interesting and important, even though 90% of girls will give you the exact same answers.
>>703253334
>like you
girls on 4chan kek fuck off
>>703253769
because it's difficult to meet other gays
>>703252685
Because I'm beta af. That's why. Bitch
>>703253642
So you're gay then.
>>703253197
troll who uses the word "bitches"
dead giveaway. nice try ferguson
>>703252685
I'm not single. It fucking sucks.
I MISS BEING SINGLE
FFCHUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
>>703252685
my fedora is too cool for them bitches
>>703253859
You sound pretty alpha to me.
I find that rejecting girls is more fun than the idea of dating them. I'd love to have a gf but i'm so picky. not in a hurry, though i'm getting bored of being single.
>>703252685
cause i'm a depressed low self of steam fagot. :)
>>703253735
>closet fag
On topic
Because I enjoy not being tied down and fucking whoever I want with minimal repercussions
>>703252685
Because you won't be my girlfriend, you fucking bitch.
Because women and intimacy scare me.
>>703254043
>self of steam
>of steam
>>703254156
Hmm I wonder why she won't be your girlfriend
>>703254210
so , you're gay
>>703254260
...wh...idonteven....but...
>>703254043
>self of steam
>self of steam
>self of steam
>:)
is nu? is b8? is stuphead?
>>703253896
Oh if only it was a troll
Funny story, I ripped my most recent ex's vagina not to>>703253972
o long before she left me, so I guess we're even
everyone on /b/ have low selfesteem , otherwise we wouldn't even be in here ...
>>703254043
>>703254561
welcome to channel 4, my newfriend
>>703254043
I should just let you wallow in your bad grammar hell hole, but I'll give you a bit of help
... Esteem
Because you keep saying no.
>>703254617
Fucking phone, unable to write properly
>>703254801
use clover, fag
Still enjoy being single.
Look at her finger nails. Do all of you think she is able to do any work at all besides sitting in a office, looking good? Sure, she's eyecandy. And what if that's all? Can you work 8h per day, come home and do household chores for her while she's chatting with her friends and doing her nails?
I still enjoy being single.
>>703252685
I'm pretty skinny, insecure, and of course, low self-esteem.
I've always been very shy, but when I confessed to the girl I like, she told me she was a lesbian
because women are trouble.
This board is an insane multi-layered hyperdimensional echo. I never understood B until now: meta-absurdist, nihilistic sarcasm
Relationships aren't the key to happiness - Life 101
Also, free sex is the most expensive sex
Because I don't have a social life
Being ugly is really hard to overcome
I'm fat
acne scars, really bad acne scars plus I'm heartbroken atm
>>703252953
hey man. it's not as hard as it seems. ar you talking random girls or girls you know from work/school/friends group?
>>703252685
you really wanna know?
because the girl i fell in love is batshit crazy
went back to her ex, still has feelings for me and gave that guy because she is his first, the opportunity to fuck some other girl just to get experience
>>703255093
Smaaart boy
NIET SPELEN MET MIJN PRIVE
>>703255146
whoa. that is a really harsh view of life
>>703254870
Kay...
Probably, 'cause I'm ugly.
Because idk how to talk to strangers
>>703255146
Huh? Free = expensive?
>>703255844
With your mouth
>>703252685
I have no idea how to flirt or to pick up on it, why you ask?
>>703255425
Dem feels
I know your pain
>>703255915
Thanks anon I am now a lady's man
Because I got dumped recently. Good thing though.
The skin around my dick is a bit loose so it flaps when I have sex. No woman like that.
Because im mostly attracted to 10-13 years old girls and i repress myself sexualy because i think being a kissless virgin is a godgiven gift
>>703252685
cuz I am the definition of a skeletman
BC I'm too anxious to end up talking to anyone, let alone those I want to date/fuck/etc.
>>703252685
Because I get more excited looking at lolis anon
Because the last durable relationship I had was with a taiwanese woman twice my age, that I manage to knock up. Thank god, she had a miscarriage, but hey ! I don't want this kind of shit drama to happen to me again, so night stand only for this motherfucker.
Fancy a fuck ?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57d112605e1fe
>>703254896
I present to you: the common american hoodrat.
They come in all flavours: latino, indian (both), white, black, asian (rare), and middle east (legendary)
The trick is to find one that isn't crazy, diseased, and/or ugly.
You then proceed to form a symbiotic bond with the individual, where you trade your money, time, and affection for sexual and domestic services.
After a while of this "fuckbuddi/sugar" stage, you can evaluate her performance. If she's loyal and returning affection, you can upgrade to "girlfriend"
After a few years, you can do another evaluation. If she has started to reject her ghetto lifestyle then you have the option of marrying her. The prenup is an intergral part of this evaluation.
A important point to note is that you have no obligation to stay with her before you marry her (or after, some say). So if yours gets ugly or uppity when the going gets good, you can just dump her and get another 16yo one.
Source: fucked, dated and married a ghetto rat. She does my dishes and cleans my rod in exchange for mutual cuddles and freedom from her shit life.
>>703252685
not social & never put effort into talking to new people. i could easily change this because im not shy, i just dont find social interaction very interesting or enjoyable
>>703256049
M'pleasure
>>703253474
then you should know how to change that. go to bed and rethink your life
what did anon did girl that make her sayed to her for fucking?
>>703257721
English please.
>>703257995
Don't be a douchebag dude.
>>703258181
You interpret what the fuck that line is communicating please?
>>703258501
There are people from other countries here. Not all all them speak english.
>>703258501
There are people from other countries here. Not all them speak english.
Because all the womans in my past are sluts. And now i loose my faith to find a good woman. And girlfriends cost alot of money. XD
>>703259064
Not all of them. You are welcome.
>>703259064
They can conform or fuck off. What was typed above is nothing more than garbage.
>>703252685
Because dubs is hard
cause i dont know how to make friends.
>>703259350
>>703259442
I'm Indonesian, congrats on noticing but I'm a person too. I get sad when people like say thing like that. I worked hard to learn english.
>>703255880
Are you fucking daft
>>703252685
>"So anon, why are you single?"
Why the fuck am I having coffee with you than?
>>703259591
nice
>>703259672
And it has still not worked.
>>703259854
You suck. I think I'm decent at it. I understand movies and stuff but sometimes I have an error.
cause im a fucking pussy thats why.
hate all you want.
>>703252685
"Ha! just look at me. Even I find myself repulsive. And besides, have you never talked to me before?"
I don't really try too hard to get into a relationship, or even go out with people on a date.
Only tried 3 or 4 times really. Been rejected, and went on a date with one girl, where I got completely wasted, ignored her half the time, fell down a set of stairs, and accused her of standing on my hair when I fell.
And I've rejected the few people that have tried to get into me on nights out.
>>703252685
Autism
>>703253735
I'm from Denmark living in America, pretty much match the physical description, and I hope you don't give us a bad reputation everywhere you go like you do on here.
>>703252685
>>703252685
Depression
>>703255181
same man
>>703252685
Because relationships fail a cost-benefit analysis. MGTOW is the answer.
>>703260062
Dude it is fine, congratulations on learning what you know so far. To that guys point though, your original post makes almost no sense to a native english speaker.
>>703260700
I'll keep working at it maybe someday I make a thread with my progress and you can say you are sorry.
cause women like dickheads
I'm not. I'm dubs.
>>703252685
"Why am i single? Well theres a Jewish conspiracy to keep my white pure genes from passing down through the ages. You look a little Jewy? Oh..oh my god YOU FUCKING COALBURNER haha no im just kidding white power though. Hey! where are you going qt3.14 i mean cutiepie? heh sorry thats just a little maths joke we use on my favourite chan you wouldnt get it because your a woma....wait no sorry please i have a bit of neet money we can spend and live off of please come back!".........."those fucking jews did it again DAMMIT!!".
I'm not, with a 9/10 with incredible tits. Jealous? Want pics?
>>703261054
That guy suck. Your english is okay, don't listen to him.
>>703261567
lol
>>703261889
Lol, thanks. I was tired of geting insulted. I'll keep studying anyway. When I'm better at it than that dude maybe I will be rude to him.
>>703261746
of course we want pics, but you are probably lying
I'm a 29 yo, chubby, broke piece of shit with a disgusting face and no personality who wasted his teens and twenties.
Too much of a pussy to just kill myself.
>>703261567
A for effort at original content
Because the girl I'm fucking doesn't like labels.
>>703253709
kekd
>>703262172
Is that sandstone 3D printed?
lol at this non-english speaker talking to himself.
>>703262248
But im sure shed willingly use your money to buy labels. Get out of it mate, shes a toxic cunt.
Because I used to be really fat, and now I'm pretty handsome according to some girls but I still have fairly low self esteem whenever I try talking to them.
>>703252685
Because i'm gay you stupid cunt
Cause im still in love with my ex girlfriend, its been almost four years and neither one of us can get over the other.
>>703261889
>That guy suck.
It should be 'sucks'.
I suck
You suck
>He/she sucks
We suck
They suck
Learn to conjugate your verbs you faggot ladyboi.
>>703263527
I'd rather suck it than be a douchebag.
>>703264160
*Suck at it.
>>703261054
Lel
>>703252685
because I just got dumped for being to clingy
fuck me dude, we were thinking of engagement
on collecting data on the threshold for personal accomplishment beyond which women begin to make themselves available sexually. It's pretty high. higher than I would have guessed.
I don't like it when I talk to a woman and she expects me to sell her on my merits as if any other guy she has ever spoken to or will ever speak with is on my level. That's a pretty big bummer for me when I used to go out and look around at the other dudes and think to myself, "I am supposed to compete for her against these people." When you're in the global elite that's not something you can convince someone of, someone else has to convince them and when I do the, "Hey I'm just a regular person," routine that dries the pussy up real fast.
>>703252685
why the fuck do you think? this is 4chan.
>>703264576
I'm think the final conclusion of the study is that, in this one regard, money is literally 100% the ONLY thing that matters.
Because I've never been in a relationship don't know jack shit on how to maintain one and had also been isolated for 5 years
>>703252685
Is the 19 year old suppose to be someone's mother?
>>703265203
uh, wait, are you rich or incredibly attractive? cause otherwise you're just a fuckin egocentric asshole.
And yes I would like some proof if you claim either of the above, because most people are ugly and poor, especially here.
>>703266646
9/10 of this thread live under the povery line
>>703252685
Because there's only one of me, duh.
>>703266730
I'm 18, make 65k a year, about to start college for a field starting at 95k a year.
Doesn't mean my social skills are great, still no friends, kissless virgin. Oh well.
>>703263527
Only, you sucks grammarnazi.
gotta love a guy who is gambling sone getting through 4 years of a Bach and then another or two for masters and brags abotu it. You will probably kill yourself in a dorm room.
Honestly? 34 years old, not unattractive, pretty decent personality, good job. My answer: I don't know. I guess I want to be single.
>>703252685
I have yet to meet anyone worth the time and sex just feels empty nowadays
Cause I'm a self absorbed faggot.
>>703252685
cuz people suck and i dont trust them enough to want to invest emotionally in someone that has coinflip odds of leaving me and everything i've worked for.
tl;dr people suck.
>>703252685
Everything has it's price.
>>703255093
>>703252685
Well, I'm not you cunt.
>>703255093
It's /b/ newfag
>>703252953
cause even though I'm a 7/10 easy, I cant talk to girls for shit and don't know how to start/continue a conversation
maybe someday.
>I cant talk to girls for shit and don't know how to start/continue a conversation
maybe someday.
>fixed
disgust at the human race, including myself.
>>703252685
My standards are way too high
>>703252685
Because I choose to be.
Jackass.
fuck off
I was molested way back when I was a kid and have a traumatic fear if rejection now. But I did manage to finally work up the courage to ask this cute girl out in my college class. She said no.
sda
>>703252685
"I guess you got to be an asshole to get women these days."
>>703252907
im in a relationship and i agree with is.
>inb4 cuck
im not a cuck, women just piss me off
Because my gf broke up with me yesterday and got back with her ex today :( feels bad man
>>703253040
on the off chance you're not trolling, 95% of all women are whores.. this is fact. chicks in relationships are way easier than chicks that aren't.
>>703252685
Trust issues
>>703252685
Niggas, if you need help just use this, helped me a metric fuck ton.
>>703272957
D-Drake?
I'm overweight and awkward as shit. Can't talk to pretty much anyone except good friends from before high school, so being able to talk to girls is a no.
bitches be hatin my cock'n'balls, duh.
Because as I have just learned Chivalry is dead, I must now become an absolute douche faggot
>>703253156
Why?
>>703252685
cause i think 911 is joking matter :?
https://youtu.be/sZBA1W1S3uc
>>703252734
Can't get one dubs let alone a gf.
Sad man
>>703252685
I killed millions of jews and enslaved a million more.
>>703252685
Because im a poorfag and all girls ultimately only loves money
Would you just stop it with this shit already.
/b/, and quite frankly this entire site made me believe that getting a gf and having sex was the most amazing thing in the universe. It's not it's all disappointment and a huge risk. it's like some kind of reverse trick to make you more insecure than before.
I've fucked two women, neither were extremely beautiful. fucking that second chick WAS A MISTAKE. Fucking insane (sex was good though, she was 19).
on the DAILY I try and hit on cute or even hot girls but they always dismiss me or ignore me. Getting their numbers is easy, but they never follow through.
this one chick that I put on a pedestal for no reason that I do everything for doesn't even fucking care. covered shifts for her, help her when she was sick, drove her places. fucking nothing. she won't even say hi to me at work. the only time she'll talk to me is when it's a convenience for her.
It's all a trap. A waste of your time and money. And quite frankly after everything I've been through today I've given up hope on trying to land even a cute girl. Don't bother
>>703252685
Richfag here, I like to drive past them in my ferrari stop offer them to lunch and then as they open the door, drive away.
It's very satisfying to me.
>>703274002
i feel you man but there's this one really cute girl i see around sometimes i might get the courage to talk to her
>>703262155
Bitch, you ever get your dick wet?
>>703274364
Not sure if trolling but you'd be my new hero if it's true
>>703260062
Your English is awesome! English is one of the hardest languages to learn. People who discriminate against this only know one language, but you know two and that's incredible.
