I can't find where to buy lotion, for my calloused hands,
To get the seamless cream-filled touch, that my passion demands,
I've searched far and wide across these crusty lands,
I've tried drug, super, furniture and pet stores, they don't stock my brand.
Cracked and dry, gods please hear my cry make me moist or I may die.
Can't wait for long. With calloused hands I cannot stand to touch my dong.
I want to glide like a penguin, pulling it like a tendon,
Within my hands I hold pure pleasure; I rub it extra for good measure,
A seamless piston motion,
Briny as the saltiest deep.
> NOOOOOOOOO gimme ice creeeam ;_;
> Hello, Kai! Mind sharing one of those ice cream cones with me?
sure take it
whew lads I'm too rusty for lewds.
bbl gotta make dinner
Requesting Alyx Vance pissing on a defeated hunter. References included in pic; details entirely optional.
Requesting this loli as a Street child, coughing threads of semen after do a blowjob in exchange of 1/2 hotdog.
Extra points if she are trying to not cry for do such thing.
No, it was before my time largely.
You have a good understanding about money. If it doesn't represent effort, it becomes worthless. If it doesn't represent rarity, it becomes worthless. If it doesn't represent commodities and materials in a stable manner, it becomes worthless.
Eventually an automated socialist dream could happen, but I fear the armchair thieves and rich crooks may destroy the honest labor between them...and then there's the bankers and their counterfeiting. I'm rooting for you; the survival of my design depends on this iteration of civilization making the final jump to initial automation.
If it's done right, you'll just get richer (material wealth/power) by the time you lose your job, because robots will give you things and make things for you and help you.
i will believe in whoever the fuck i WANT
>jesus do you do any non loli shit
Look, some luftrauser dudes.
I'm stuck in a loli rut nowadays I guess, dunno what else to draw, really.
that wasn't mean. you noticed a trend.
>I'm not a monster
Lol that song actually makes you more creepy.
Sorry if my instant prejudices of a nazi flag and a gun send me bad vibes, I mean I think all that nazi posse is cool, edgy and all, but to actually purchase the flag... wew lad.
Also might do this
How is everybody?
(Sorry I stole your image, I could relate to it too much)
Now I must Go back to lurking.
put it in your butt
yeah anon i'm fine
You! I recall you like hunky dudes. How does 1.90 meter, 110 kg hairy german dude sound? We should have a pencil affair.
Give me feedback please!!!! All of you, i need you anons, rek me to help me rebuild even better! Another Character for my comic project - again, please forgive the tablet resolution. Voland.
Requesting Rukia doing something cute with a Camerupt
He's not snobby, just proud...
But that's lewd!
but ye, no rules tbh
besides spamming or otherwise bein an annoyin twat. going off topic away from drawin an whatnot.
>Sorry if my instant prejudices of a nazi flag and a gun send me bad vibes, I mean I think all that nazi posse is cool, edgy and all, but to actually purchase the flag... wew lad.
Uh, nigga, I'm not a neo-nazi, racist or homophobic. I just have all that stuff for "Historical purposes", is my "hobby", as your hobby is "drawing child pornography 2D for a bunch of strange", just saying.
>Also might do this
>Lol that song actually makes you more creepy.
Are fucking kidding me? HOW FUCK YOU CAN'T LOVE VANGELIS!?
DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR?? AN ANYTHING?? I NEED...
also "requests" as in do i take them or do you want them? bc if the second one. please draw keroppi. the sanrio frog. it is important. ,i am building a shrine
my tumblr is natalieccw! my nsfw art blog is linked on there too
nothin extravangant atm
KILL THE NIGGERS KILL THE NIGGERS KILL THE NIGGERS
put it in someone else butt then
I'm on /b/
i think that says as much as it needs too
Good taste everyone !
I'm listening this rn
tata still here?
thought he might like this
Halt!, show me your Blauschein. Schnell jude!
Sry for the delay, watching a documentation while posting. Your art has really struck a nerve with me - it is so simple, yet sooo damn expressive!! I love it. I do not have tumblr. I do have instagram however - i barely post and revealing it here will probably fuck me hard - @marenkourpfeiler - where can i follow your stuff?
>Switches to mobile Hotspot
>randy orton ban outta nowhere
F U C K
Atleast my ban appeal was accepted
GLASSES ARE CUTE!!! also italians have super nice facial features! i remember i went to school with a girl from italy who was sooo pretty i was so intimidated by how gorgeous she was
i have a tumblr (natalieccw)! i don't have an art instagram yet but if i get one i'll definitely let you know so i can follow you!!!
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OMG thats so epic! Ty!
Actually I actually really wanna draw lewds right now...
You want him to share?
Wassup my dudes
Trying very hard not tl fall asleep rn
Oh yeah, i forgot - im talking requests, what frog do you mean, give me a reference please.
Let me know, i want to see your stuff - if you are on tumblr or elsewhere, pls share.
Here, have some ink sketching i did while talking to y'all - critique away
Me being a jew fucking stupid I hate those big nose cunts with their curly hair
and those dollar sign for eyes
than k anon
tfw i just want to drink but they havent come back with my booze
life is pain
Then you are cool in my book.
never heard of that.
also that flag looked pretty new...
OH!! here's a drawing that lowell (another really cool drawfag) did for me the other night! i think it's a really good ref
but yeah here's my tumbly
and the lewd one too i guess
Then shown us your foreskin. Because only Das Juden don't have foreskins!
This always brings me up when im down
Going to the bar with my friends soon
My little sister dressed me up in makeup
Feels really weird
And im realy tired
w-was something supposed to have happened??
Full furry my friend
But i dont dress up as one or act like one of those people.
I just draw furries
Nope! That was my coworkers party!
This is jist my friends amd i going out to drink
Oh damn, you're really good, may compliments!
If you ever get to instagram or I'll ever get to tumblr, I'll like the hell out of your stuff
Okay, so that's the frog, how do youwantme to draw him?
Have another sketch i did forthe comic
why dont you drink?
it's cool, just wondering
and hugs, these are all i need, but you're text on a screen.
I don't have to show you shit you "nazi"
or should I say jew
you piece of dog shit
it's not like me and him don't talk to each other
we just usually don't end up in thread at the same time
surprise me!! i wanna see your interpretation >:D
but many thanks!! i love your stuff too
It depends who you ask
Some people would think im 100% furry trash
Well youu are furry trash, just not 100%, that would be furry degeneracy, and those would be tombler levels of degeneracy.
>writing that thing's name right hurts
>calling it a website does too
I chose not to drink at a very early age (age 5, in fact). I remember being at a family reunion & accidentally drinking beer out of a green bottle. I'll never forget how awful it was. Also, my scumbag brother is a drunk. Alcoholism runs in my family & I will not end up like that.
I dont know! SNAT WHAT HAPPENED? I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!
DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON
What happened is that came into america and spoiled it with your Mexican stench
You too or should I say my friend
>also that flag looked pretty new...
Maybe because is a replica. I don't have the money or the criterion as be able to say "this shit is from the WWII and this another shit is from post-war", I mean, If I like it I just buy a replica.
>Then you are cool in my book.
I don't want be a dick, but, you could post the most elaborate draw that you drew? please? I need it for research purposes...
And thanks for another draw.
Sry, just read your replay and posting from the tablet is a pain in the ass, frogive the res - heres a quick sketch, i hope you like it - give me aome critique, rek me hard.
Btw how am i to refer to you, for future threads?
You sure know a lot about furries...are you sure youre not one?
Lol ill try
i love this omg
you can call me snat or natalie! i show up a lot near the weekends and on fridays and stuff
so like... Male OC,s aren't allowed to have pants anymore?
What? I never said anythong about fucking a cat.
Is that what ot meams to be a furry?
I dont want to have sex with animals...i just relate to animals more then humans and i understand animals more than humans..
Welp time for me to sleep hhhhhh~
I've seen someone talk about butts, here's some butts. Butts.
This looks so cool!!
And for the anon that wanted tentacle stuff!
Well people relate to different things differently from other people, and some people happen to relate to animals sexually, so in a sense that is what it means to be a furry, but at the same time it doesn't
>Fucking psychology school, it only helped me to talk about random shit over the internet.
my mom is a drunk 2
beer is shit , i can't drink it, so gross
its fun to have some drinks with pals and just chill i guess
or in my case drink to numb
i have no friends lel
Orrrr i use my understanding in a career
Requesting drawfags do their own version of this.
Why cant I wear pants, ehe..?>>703257139
i can't drink with you pal friend guy
your the one who ever seems to have a pair on. ya nerd.
Well atleast its being lut to use..?
Gnight guys. Gonna go out now
Hmm... I heard you can pimp out sheep in Scotland.
I can't really talk with you like i'd talk with a chum over thread, let alone vent
i appreciate it all though, its very nice of you
you're a big smelly gay and i can;t drink with you EIther
oh that was you??
jeez, thanks mate
is a lot better than whatever SKIT douses me with
Why..? I mean, its better than nothing, but..
I always wear pants!
I was an alcoholic a few years back. I still crave every day. I miss it. Even the hangovers.
How yall doing?
How much do you think that badge is worth?
>Over 50 years old
>Actually valuable metals were used (no copper/zinc bullshit)
>Long stopped manufacturation so limited edition
>Only made for soldiers, wich was about a couple millions, so limited edition x2
>Many were lost in war, so limited edition x3
>Family relic>emotional value
Should get you some hundreds/a couple of grands.
Will draw stuff and other things.
You need someone to talk to?
Why not, homo? I've got soju right here and I'll have you know I may be gay but I'm not smelly.
Can i call you nat for (even) shorter? Im voland or marenko (first is for porn),but you may call me how you want - well thats a good fit, since im primarily here on weekends too.
Can i get in on whatever you are doing?
Dont worry ya'll - im really nice. Though honestly, this is damn cool, didnt think this board was capable of having nice and humane threads. Y'all da real MVP
oh...well okay then. time to get dressed.
yea go for it!
also takin' requests i guess
geez Rick I don't know what to choose.
I post some stuff on ma tumblr, and if you wanna get dirty, pixiv.
>Having that much money
>Still begging for anonymous people to fulfill his sadomasochist fetish requests
You earned my interest for a moment, but then lost it, and lost the last bit of respect i didn't even know i had for you.
my thighs are fat cuz i sit on my ass drawing instead of going to the gym
you're the homo, homo!
perhaps, if my drinks ever arrive .
drinking and being emotional i guess
anon, don't misunderstand, i'm just saying i can't vent to you over 4chan.
everyone does tho
i ... l o v e ... t i n g
Well I-! ...Okay, well I don't smell like cologne...
I look forward to it, pilgrim.
I bet you like buffalo sauce too, you fool.
Make them have a fun adventure.
I'll take some requests too.
Your drawings ai'nt fast AND hot or anything..
A-ah, thats alright... at least I got the memo so I can put my pants back on.
That said, if Im gonna lurk, I might aswell do a request or two. Nothing to hard, please?
me and augie LOVE buffalo sauce!!!
THANK U HAHA
omg sure! gimme a little bit tho
I dunno, it's made with gold.
>Only made for soldiers, wich was about a couple millions, so limited edition x2
Uh, nope. That shit is like a political button of the N.S.D.A.P (party nazi).
Thanks. But now you could post some of your best porn?
What? who? how?
its...really great your sending me this stuf... i don't think.... i would've eaten the wildlife here if not for ye...........
i just don't have much of a place to put it all
thank you so very much tho!!
you really know how to treat a xeno
doin fine! just talkin with some pals
>more gay stuff
only if SNAT says I can. I may be her dom but she still has dibs on this dick.
>im just poking fun at snat btw
>Uh, nope. That shit is like a political button of the N.S.D.A.P (party nazi).
Well still fairly rare, it conquered a couple of countries out of wich most people decided to decline the membership that crashed into their door.
>So still rare, so still limited edition x2-err, x1.7.
A-asking me to be lewd so suddenly! F-fuckin' baka!
Augie has good taste!
na my dude, all I see are a pair of wire arms, laizy.
If you do requests - i want to see you roll a cigarette. Step by step. As if your live is depending on it. Time slows down.. fuck that time doesnt even exist. I'll pray for you!
You!! Who said you could put yout pants back on. Get down to the panties for once! I'll pray for that'!
... show me some cool shit
if you evr wana chat just beep me over tmblr
melee, prob with my fists or brass knuckles
i'd imagine something like a kfm from bns
or a gladiator from aion, giant polearms and axes are cool.
gotta go for a little, ttyl thread
No, the girl. You got some weirdly wide arm and the other is atrophied and dislocated. And there you are again with the weird anatomy; the asshole being at the base of the spine and the cheeks being a foot apart. And either that dick is bending at a 135° angle, or it's piercing through the other one.
>Soren's Summon Recipe:
>Mysterious Baseball Cap
>Any Type of Crystal
>50 x Fabric Resource
I meant like difficult to draw.
W-what?? Okay, but, youll tell me after, right?
No problem! Glad you liked.
O-oh... well alright.
any porn draw with color?
Yeah, is rare, almost so rare like a rare pepe.
Seems like someone don't understand the point of the drawthreads, what shame.