Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
bring back a better attitude when you return
Felix you need real food, make spaghetti or something
Supreme, because they like that for some reason.
>Only my aunt likes Hawaiian, nobody else does
Esdeath calm down man, don't worry about it.I don't like to talk about this much, but I was in a similar situation as yours for a while, but I pulled myself out of the hole it was and now I'm just as normal as everyone else.
You were until then
Good claim there! I totally loved playing Steins;Gate!
Fuck you thread for dyin' so soon.
>All of those relatives
RIP you bro. But yeah, Rocky is a fuckin badass.
Aw yiss. Gonna shoot me some shins. Also I have a new goal, theres a 5.56 bullet keychain that I want now.
>Mfw 7500 req
Yeah, and true, people don't like a lot of mainstream stuff cause its mainstream
>But what if its not mainstream, but its mainstream to the hipsters?
That's a shame! You're one of my favorite posters!
Go cook something, it'll be better that way.
Don't worry about those. It's sort of a testament to how boring /b/ is when people have nothing better to do than shitpost here. I don't mean the kind of shitposting I do, though.
You're just so adorable when you're mad.
There's nothing that's quick to cook though
Ryuko claimed. Also, still here.
Trips guy! Never give up on your dreams!
At least he's getting some semblance of help though
One day, and hopefully I'll be here to see that day
its ok ill jerk it to saber punishing me for my degeneracy later kek
There is. Fried eggs with bread. Takes less than two minutes
I don't care what you do. You're utterly inconsequential to me.
You're not clever enough to last a serial killer, so it's not like i'm worried on that front.
You'll probably wind up in jail for something like sexual harassment, or killed by the cops when you decide to go on a shooting spree like that one crazy kid who shot a bunch of girls.
You live far away from me, so it's rather whatever. I can't do anything to stop you, and you can't do anything to affect my life, apart from mildly creep me out over the internet.
On that note, i'll stop talking with you. It's not very fun.
Then cook something that isn't quick! It'll be fine. Drink water while you're waiting.
Please take your space Nazi waifu degeneracy elsewhere.
Thx, I'll keep that in mind!
Welp, no matter what you want, I'm sure that you'll get it~
You make me want to watch the Castle In The Sky so bad rn.
Its only 6 people, so not that bad
>Had to hide my guns real quick though
They think I only own 2 or 3
Baked (or raw, if you don't mind the taste) potato, apple and milk.
I don't know if this is a joke
>implying nazi waifu is not the best waifu
Nigger you wot
There's a big difference between Space Nazis and regular Nazis. Space Nazis are mutant terrorists, at least until the Space Neo-Nazis come in and replace them.
Whoa, too early for pomf.
Ohayou. About to go to the gym. How about you?
Fry bacon and put it on bread then. Easy and warm. Also takes less than a minute.
What else... Rice takes about twenty minutes so we'll stick with basic ingredients... You want something warm I suppose.
Well, you could also cut a sausage into a squid and fry it. Takes about 5 minutes. You can eat bread with it.
If you're really lazy though you can just fry the whole sausage. If you don't want it to pop, put it in water and some salt with it for about 10 minutes. Boiling water of course.
Why though? Does that pic look so much like it? But it's a great movie, I give you that.
Chilling before going to dinner. Got burned at the beach today
good for you
>not smart enough to be a serial killer
im sure you know enough to say that....
I am well, eating some food.
How about you?
If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlies I like are underage
Nah, it's about the breakfast you suggested!
YUUKI MAH BABY!
Your support is the fuel for my will to follow my dreams
And I thank ye kindly for it
I hope so too
There is not one man in this thread who doesn't deserve to see it
How are we on this fine eve?
What kinda gunz?
>Mfw gunhappy family.
Feels gud, I feel bad for you.
>Except my older sis, she doesn't like pew pew
>But her opinion means fuckall to me
I'll always support you, your trips are the trips that will break the heavens!
He won't. The world is big.
Even if he did, that's something that would be dealt with in that time.
Motherfucker you can't even manage to make coherent sentences most of the time, if you honestly expect me to believe that you're not an idiot you better show a sharp fucking display of intelligence.
As i said before though, since you can't understand people, how utterly hopeless would you be at outsmarting them? You couldn't even catch a squirrel.
Rule number 1 to be a succesful serial killer:
Don't let anyone think you could even become one
On that front you already failed.
That's basically every anime breakfast ever. It's simple and good too! You can even season it however you want since most seasoning goes well with the egg
>did you just assume my gender?!
It'll be an historic day for this thread
I'll destroy you on brawlhalla
About to eat some food too, I'm not sure what though. I used sunscreen for the beach but still got burned :(
TAIGA MAH DARLING!
you guys wonder why I hate and want to kill people. because you are all cruel I mean all you do is put me down why would I not want you dead?
Hello lil killer, any word with gamestop?
The fists are domain friend, i cant allow you to win. I gotta keep my title secure
I see. Thanks.
How goes it?
People often distance themselves from what they see as a threat, by being mean, off putting, and rude, they accomplish this easily. Its a tactic to get you to leave essentially.
>Whoa, too early for pomf.
What do you mean?
Claim waifus, talk to each other
IM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN
AND THE RIGHETOUS SIDE OF, THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE OF HELL
Doing alright I guess
Few AKs 1911, 7.62x54r Vepr, Vepr 12 and a few more but those are my favorites.
They think I own a nugget and a Mossberg.
Esdeath you'll be fine dude, chill.
Because someone thinking poorly of you isn't a reason to want to kill them, normally.
And it's certainly not a reason to extrapolate that behavior to other people and want to kill them too.
I'm stating facts. If those put you down, then I'm sorry.
Not yet, but it hasn't even been one week. We'll see in due time. Next week I'll get my two kittens though
A nice claim
Eh, visited my great grandmother and looked for kitchens in several funriture shops
How are you on this fine evening? Anything noteworthy happened to you today?
Looks like I need to tweak my weekend plans a bit. Whatever, just chilling back with some Cystal Pepsi.
>Thinking Esdeath is a Nazi waifu.
I'm the only one here with a German waifu.
I don't think any of you guys understand how poor my family is and how fast everyone else goes through food
Saved for future cringe thread
How are you bby?
True! Ya made me so hungry as well!
Ah, that's no good. I always get burnt.
Esdeath, calm down.
I remembered that album you were talking about yesterday.
What were your thoughts on it?
It's morning here. No suggestive laying on the bed.
I'm going to the gym.
You know "Sieg Zeon" means here, right? >>703243692
Okay, it's 8, gym time. See you all later.
Then let's try this backwards.
What food do you have at home?
I recommend salt and pepper with it. Like I said, only needs about two minutes to make.
Oil up the pan, break the egg, get it in, season it, wait for some seconds until it looks like you want to eat it, get it out.
D O N E
Perfect and easy breakfast.
If you knew the girl, you'd knew taht it's a pun with her nickname!
Can't really talk
See you later maybe
Haven't watched Toradora yet. It's pretty low priority.
I'm good! Little sunburned but fine nonetheless, you?
It's mostly my forehead and around my nose. Other than that I'm fine
Fair enough. My job didnt call me and i have been a sad
Where are you getting them from?
Yep, thats the one i meant
Anything exciting at school or just another day?
im ok now im fine
That's riiight! You were at the beach! How was it?
You totally should though!
Friend of my mother friend had a cat they wanted to castrate. Turns out she was pregnant and now they have 5 kittens to give away.
A generous compliment!
Let's hope we see some trips from my end some time soon then
I call everyone gentlemen/man, really! Always confuese females that I meet.
I meant no offence
That it will be anyway
Wonder if I'll get it before the year anniversary of the beginning day of my quest in these threads.
Fair enough then
>Too poor for potatoes
I was extremely poor as a child and we almost always had potatoes.
Have fun at the gym!
I'm alright I guess, we had a shovel throwing competition at work today
So other than 4chan bullies, how're you doing man?
You talk to any qts at school?
I'm still here until Sunday. It's great! We spent most of the day on the beach, and we were going to go to a waterpark but it's closed for the rest of the year.
Nice. I wanna get a PMM and a SKS
Nice, kitchen stuff is a lotta fun, I like baking personally.
But, I'm already watching three animes, and have over 100 on my plan to watch. And it doesn't seem that interesting to me.
Last time I got a sunburn my whole back was so fucked. It was horrible.
Did ya like it or not?
Just another day.
yeah I got that number today and fallout is fun wbu?
Haha, holy shit, I'm still laughing at this.
Okay, really leaving this time.
I don't like you
Here take my raifu and go for the highscore
>I believe in you
I just realized I have assloads of slavshit.
That's good right?
I'm doing OK I suppose.
Fuck off you cunt, nobody likes you.
cute, compassionate, romantic, loves animals
Yes you are.
BYE SPOOKI BOOKI!
Last time I forgot to use sunscreen, and so my shoulders, ears, top of my knees/thighs, feet, and face were all sunburned. That was awful, and was the first day at the beach and we were there for over a week.
I havent seen you in a minute, whats the happs?
Ouch. Thats pretty awkward but at least they will have a good home with you. What kind are they?
I did like it. It was slower than what i was used to but good.
Thats about how all school days are friendo. The longer in you are, the easier it gets though
Welp! I sure do hope that you will have fun! just don't mess up your back!
Then, it's a shame! But I will not force it upon you. You must have a lot of good shows to watch. :3
That sounds like fun! Did you use the shovel you used to kill the opposum?
I'll wish you a good lunch/breakfast/dinner/midnight snack or whenever you're making it
Oh, I want to try that out too, but first I want to learn some more basic cooking stuff. Right now I can make Spaghetti, Pasta, Rice, Fried Egg Rice, Pasta Gratin, Potatoe Gratin and some other stuff which is pretty easy to make without making a bigger mess.
But I want to learn how to make Pizza dough effectively, different kinds of dough, Dumplings, Schnitzel etc.
And then maybe try to do some brownies since they seem fairly easy and diabeetus as fuck
Stop hitting the dead horse
I have no idea actually. I mean the cat that fucked the mother cat was a stray and no one knows it... so... it could be anything really. Maybe they'll have short hair or long hair. No idea really
thats good do anything fun?
Hmmm, well other than getting grilled by my whole family for going sanic fast.... this mother fucker!
>PIC FUCKING RELATED!
Trying to avoid that lol! So far it's not too bad, but I won't jinx myself. How's it going there?
Yea, it's a slow album, but it's still my current favorite album.
The school stuff isn't a problem.
Yo. Anything new with you guys?
And hello to you guys as well! <3
Cute meanie. :(
Something got lost in translation, Zeon isn't showing up as a German word. Sieg = Victory.
I heard a thousand lies
When it was you and me
I killed you thousand times
I killed you thousand times
In my fantasy
When I saw you die every fucking time
I can finally take back what is mine
And when I saw you die every fucking time
Because all the love you gave was just a lie
I heard a thousand lies
So I leave you here in the hands of God
Because you made my life so fucking hard
Laughing at what?
>Telling someone to shoot up a place with an AR
You can't be a gun guy
>Changing the subject
Nobody likes YOU.
I don't know, maybe.We just keep them all in a locker and grab a random one.
No its not, the O is silent.
Hopefully you have short hair so its easier to keep after. Do you already have names picked out?
Well ill yell at you too for going sanic!
>How fast are we talking?
Nice! How much did you nab it for?
I can respect that. Id have to go with liquid swords for a favorite album
It never is usually. Whats your favorite subject?
You're gonna end up a LGBTQ BBQ
Yeah thats good, slav stuff is pretty good stuff. I like it a lot anyway, but then again, I'm not too picky with guns, as long as they look nice, feel nice, and shoot well.
>2/3 isn't bad either.
I can make some simple stuff, but I mostly do a lot of snacks and cakes and stuff. Its fun for me because its delicious when you're done and getting cake mix all over yourself is kinda fun too
I'm pretty good! Watchin' some Rwby on da stream and you?
>TFW will never be in a band to make good music
I technically could be in one, but realistically I would be too nervous and scared.
That's MP5 you fuck
I'm bi, what you going to do about it?
Still sounds like a lot of fun.
Actually yeah I do.
Both are black cats, one has some white hair occasionaly mixed in, making her easy to distinguish so...
I'm going to call the black one Eni. Short for Enigma.
>Inb4 edy but fuck you, I'm german, it sounds better than Dunkelheit or shit like that
And the other one, since she has some white fur mixed in, is going to be called Lux
Sounds awesome. I'm definitely going to try baking out at some point.
You're fucking edy.
Hello German cute.
>According to the story my cousin gave
>140 mph with her on the back
Please do note, I honest to god DO NOT remember going that fast with ANYONE on the back. ESPECIALLY if there was any form of traffic around like she said. But seeing as how I hardly remember anything about that day other than I drove her to drop her girlfriend off, I can't exactly say I know for sure I didn't. And if I actually did, then I really feel like a cunt over here, and wonder just what the fuck I was thinking.
$1.7k and a new clutch replacement!
I will never get this shit waifus seem matter more to you guys then real women dont they? because they cant reject you and you dont have to move out of your tiny room to meet them ?
Weebs ins gas! Bist bestimmt auch entweder ein autist oder 14-20
Dom and Ino? Why that?
Eni sounds actually quite cute and Lux sounds like Luchs which is german for Lynx. So... it actually is more cute than edgy.
No I'm not. Ask him. I'm sure he'll tell you otherwise.
J-Jibril, bist das du?
Nothing much. Should listen to some albums that're on my backlog, then go for my run.
How about you?
Nein , ich bin niemand den du kennst jedoch sehe ich dass viele deutsche seelen hier in solchen fäden wandeln. Was mich traurig macht.Ihr gehört in die selbe kategorie wie Hipster.
Dass ist einfach peinlich
Maybe if you're fucking retarded
Galil matters to me more than a real woman because I love Galil and not a real woman.
>Implying I'm rejected by every woman I ask out
>Implying I never leave my room
>MAXIMUM PUN HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
Also, what is Chen saying?
I suppose.I hope they got ribs.
Those are some pretty rad names.
I usually name my pets the names of gods and godesses so i have Poseidon and Athena
Boxers are really good puppers if you ever decide you want a dog
That is pretty insane. Why dont you remember much of it? You better not have been drinking!
The most i went was only 110 and it was scary!
That doesnt sound too bank crushing, and it looks good
Its a bird! Its a plane! No, its best idol!
Ribs is really important. If there's no ribs, it's definitely not a good bbq.
>Galil matters to me more than a real woman because I love Galil and not a real woman.
Oh my ... You're so pathetic.And you imply that i will say that because its true.No normal persone w/o autism would love a fictional person.We had this once.You will die alone. maybe with your waifu on your monitor she will never love you back.You will never hold her in your arms.How does this make you feel weebie`?
umm did someone make a cringe thread featuring me?
Yeah. I wanna get into cooking more too, but I'm good at grilling.
RIBS MAKE THE BBQ!
I make some mean ribs tho, tasty ass shit yo
>They're pathetic degenerates that have nothing better to do
and in this thread are pathetic degenerates that have nothing better to do to post waifus instead of real women ! come sout the same faggot
Eru-chan, you're now higher on mah love-o-meter!
Gotta make me some ribs.
well fuck me, can't even see something that simple
Nyx sounds nice too. I'll consider it and tell you once I get to know them better
"No, I'm no one you know, but I see that many geman souls/people are in threads like these. Which makes me sad. You (plural) should be put in the same category as hipster.
Thiss (with double s since he can't even german) is just embarassing.
I'm not a dog person, but I don't hate them. Been living with dogs.
Grilling is also a nice form of cooking.
Das ist einfach nur traurig. Du bist genau wie all die anderen Shitposter und Spammer. Denkst du kannst alle Leute in eine Schublade stecken und hinterfragst nicht einmal den Ursprung der ganzen Threads. Ironischerweise wurden diese Threads nämlich von ein paar deutschen anons gemacht.
Ich würde vorschlagen du verweilst hier eine weile und überzeugst dich selbst von den vielen unterschiedlichen Leutchen die hier herumstrawenzeln. Ein paar wirst du sicherlich mögen.
Galil is perfect, even though I will never truly hold her.I will die alone, but not because I love my waifu.It makes me feel incredibly sad, but I know once I die I will go to heaven with her.
Also, not a weeb.
They got mad that you calmed down and made a cringe thread.
Just ignore them bro.
Yeah ribs are the most important part of the BBQ
Ayy Cheeki, Back on the Rocks I see.
How many are you working on? Not busy for once so just relaxing at home.
Good eyesight. Best Swordsman, how ya been my man?