Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Owing anything to Edgedeath
Not happening. Maybe you can get TsunYun and the other person who defends your actions but the rest of us won't
A better way to pass time is by watching anime with a qt <3
Bon les Québécoi, vous êtes encore la ?
have a question for all you faggots. What do these threads fulfill in your lives? What do you neckbeard dmentmanlookingass faggots feel like you achieve when you claim a "waifu"? Do you feel proud and speciel when you act like fucking 8 y/o inbeciles who fight over what's theirs when you "claim" a drawn fucking character as your wife, knowing that drawn character 1. Is not real 2. If it was real, wouldn't even want to be your wife because of how fucking creepy you are? Seriously, GET A LIFE FAGS. Wtf is wrong with /b/ these days...
c h e e s e
would you recommend katanagatari? it looks really nice but the 50 minute episode thing makes me want to stay away from it
very good point
i strongly agree
There ya go, best advice.
Hello! J'espère que tu vais bien!
Thx for the link! I might watch it later!
>being mad about a board on /b/
>being mad on 4chan which was originally anime
>being mad and not ignoring these threads
>being mad on /b/
What's your point?
But she is just as cute, if not more.
Hard to spot but if I spam the thread constantly I'm sure people will understand it. DFC is a term that gets slung every now and then here.
Osti de Quebecois, les Acadiens y sont meilleurs que vous
Might as well get it out while we have a week of summer left, I guess. It's ok anon. You can vent to me for feeling stupid. It's not like you're on a site that was created for anime or anything, desu.
I know what I have done
I've put them underground
They'll never see the sun
When they breathe out
I know what I have done
I know what I have done
I heard they found out who
I buried next to you
The plague of human race
Under god what a disgrace
I've heard they're on to me
And it's like poetry
It's all like fantasy
When they breathe out
I defend Esdeath, but I won't post lewds for anyone, ever.
They make me happy
I feel good, if I don't claim my love someone else will
I don't fight over Galil,she is real, and she would like me, I'm not creepy
This reeks of pasta however.
Get the fuck back Alice d'amour! Les québecois sont les franco supérieurs! Admet le!
I could write essays about it.
Yes, yes a million times yes.
Don't bite your nails
It's subtle, I like it.
I post with a tripcode
>literally every /b/ thread
Yeah, accurate, desu.
Kek, kys faggot.
Ça pourrait aller mieux, mais j'ai l'habitude maintenant, et toi ?
Hé ben bonjour alors !
ill download it then, thanks
any other anime you would absolutely recommend?
the only stuck ups who dont like me here are you and moon fag
What makes it a cancerous thread?
Oh? Je ne souhaites pas trop entrer dans les détails, mais je suis franchement curieux! J'espère que tout ira pour le mieux!
90% of the thread doesn't like you.
There is nothing wrong with reusing nutrients.
Someone posted this in the last thread, but I couldn't ask for the source because dead thread. Can anyone help out?
Homus not even joining in the fun. What the hell Homu.
You really are oblivious.
Look yourself with reverse Google you rancid swine
Nan t'inquiètes, j'ai l'habitude, ça fait environ 10 ans que je suis comme ça. Je suis juste tout le temps indifférent à tout, et mon seul moyen de le sentir un peu heureux c'est de ma foutre de la gueule des gens et de fumer de la beuh à l'éxcès. Sinon j'ai aucune estime de moi.
Après si tu veux plus de détails tu peux me demander, je m'en fou.
Mais je le vis bien, donc ça me va. Merci quand même !
Case of Schroedinger's Panties
you assholes wont let me just have one day huh not sure what ive ever done to you
Toi et moi somme relativement pareil, good to know~
People in the thread I hope that me french don't bother y'all?
Lab was actually kinda fun, we watched a Crash Course video and did a fun project thingy and I got to talk to a cute girl and I also got her email address.
How's your day been going? Feeling any better yet?
IN MY HEEEEAAAAD, THERE'S AN ENDLESS WAR
And I'm stating at the ones I hate and I really can't wait to kill you all
Go the fuck to sleep
All these French speakers, god damn
Well, what are you going to do about it?You can't stop it, so trying is a waste of time, really your only option is hiding the thread.
I like Esdeath though
This is the most elitist post I've seen in a while.
Hey. Whats up?
Fair enough. Well, others can help you and they have. Enjoy.
What is that, a Minecraft cutout?
As long as - you know, it doesnt really matter. You do you. Languages dont bother none.
Bam. Winning already.
Welcome back. You are cool.
Galil! How goes it?
>At the bar
>Somebody needs a bottle opener
>Barkeep can't find his
>Whip out Galil ARM
>Pop bottle open
This could definitely happen at a pub I go to before school
>Not to drink (not old enough, kek)
>They make REALLY good sandwiches.
Top Tier Winz
>She goes to lab every friday like I do so we're gonna see each other a lot.
>Its gonna b gud.
Yes! I've always wanted to be cool. ^^
I had to ask, thx anon~
Thx! And I think that you and I never had the opportunity to talk. So hey!
It's not what you've done to us but what you do to others is disgusting
Esdeaths actions that he claims to do is just detestable. I don't know why you have hope for him
Not much prepping for a school band event soon then I will be playing vidya till I pass out. You?
>Swing and a miss
France, dans l'Ouest, et toi ?
Ouais apparement il y aurait plus de gens comme moi que je ne le pensais
Well at least I can speak English too, so don't bother with me
I actually slept for most of it.
My head and neck are killing me but everything else seems to be in order.
There is nothing to miss, i already got you.
Hi Shiro. What's up?
Oh? So you actually did take a nap with me kind of?
Ouais...mais bon, il n'y a rien de mal à fumer! 8D
Hey, you're back!
>There is nothing to miss
The pack of trips show otherwise
Charlie Sheen level wins. Keep it up my dude
Heading for work in about 15 to 30 minutes then Im heading back home to make butter chicken.
I wont. But I bet its a great story.
Maybe you just shouldnt use your fat fingers :^)
I'm never gonna die with you
(I'm never gonna die with you)
And you never gonna die with me
(And you never gonna die with me)
This is how it's going to be
A complication between you and me
Cause I never gonna die with you
Hey bb, what's up?
He's getting better and he needs someone to like him so he doesn't kill himself because you assholes.Plus he's legitimately nice, unlike half you guys
Frog or moose?
>No swag ass variants
You have proven your coolness.
Not much. A bit tired, a bit unoccupied. Maybe listen to some music. How about you?
Welp, shit. Thought M-16 was you, kek.
>hes getting better
Him going full tard rage and yelling at other people is him getting better?
I guess its easy to not notice since you have the IQ of an eggplant. You can both leave thread and jerk each other off then
Being this upset about someone who acts crazy on /b/ shows how much of a newfag you are. If you don't like the way people act to the point where u need to constantly bitch and moan. Rent some server space and open up your own circle jerk website. This may be /waifu/ but it's always been /b/.
You know anons have actually killed people and posted it on here right?
I had some stuff to do in between, but yes, kinda.
See? Your phone is agreeing with me.
Itsa story alright.
Just ask Kongou about /po/
I have a question.
Why can we use pics to CLAIM our waifus instead of avatarfagging. Threads would last longer and image spammers like Taith would have little power
Nothing. Just having a snack.
Ah non c'est sur. Le seul problème c'est que pendant un long moment je fumais uniquement pour m'assomer et ne plus penser à rien. Je carburais à 6-8 petards par jour à ce moment la, parfois 10. J'ai reduit drastiquement aujourd'hui, mais je fumes toujours pour les mêmes raisons.
>Wow you guys get mad over someone who promotes disgusting habits and gives a bad taste to newer people who are interested in thread? Must be newfags hurr durr
Check the guidelines above newfag
>insults must be original
Will do, working on a battle plan for next week
>Inb4 during battle I jam
>Probably will happen.
>Mfw Bikers just sitting around with their guns and shit, talking about fuckall.
They're cool guys.
So whats up?
Kek, Smugs did that once too, so it happens, no worries ^^
How goes it?
But how identify ones self without pictures?
>Also how to stop people from faking each other and general chaos from ensuing?
Avatarfagging makes the whole thing easier to identify, especially with filenames and whatnot
Not much. Being tired, being unoccupied. Maybe listen to some albums that are on my backlog. How about you?
That sounds delicious. Hope things go well.
>Maybe you shouldn't use your fat fingers :^)
You fuck :^)
I tried I really did but he doesn't listen to anything we tell him. He genuinely believes he's right. He's a lost cause in my eyes.
The difference is Penny did it in self defense against his Pshyco ex girlfriend. Esdeath kills squirrels for the sexual thrill. He stated his opinions and actions on the internet and on 4chan no less so we have a right to bash his ideas.
>Implying I'm a newfag
Been on 4chan since 06'
How are you?
Tant que cela te fais du bien, je n'ai pas à juger!
But still...forgive me! I love you~
BUT ITS NOT TO YOU so why the fuck do you care?
Nothing really, on my way home now, also thirsty as fuck and hungry as fuck
Does me speaking French bother you? If so, I'm real sorry.
Neat, I'm a bit tired too but social interaction is like that. Once I start to relax again and listen to some music I think I'll be more awake. What kinda stuff do you listen to?
Of course I forgive you!
Boh tu sais, le jugement d'un inconnu sur 4chan, ça va pas m'atteindre plus que ça ^^ Deja que dans la vrai vie je m'en branle de ce que pense les gens.
Si ça me fait du bien, ça je sais pas, mais en tout cas quand je suis défoncé je suis juste plus en état de réfléchir et de me sentir mal, donc je suppose que ça compte.
>BUT NOT TO YOU
That isn't the issue here. What YOU do to OTHERS is abhorrent your actions distasteful. The sooner you realize your actions are bad the better the world is off. The last thing we need is another pshyco in this fucked world.
I'll explain it to you fairly simply.
4chan isn't a hive mind. There's always been elements that disagree with each other. That's the way it's always been.
Now let us flip the tables.
Are you white knighting? You don't belong on 4chan you fucking faggot newfag.
Seriously, get your cheesy ass lines out of here. If your argument boils down to "You're on 4chan, so you don't get to voice your opinion," you need a new argument.
Calm down Esdeath, please.
A lot of stuff, but hip-hop is my number one genre. Tribe Called Quest is my favorite group.
why do you care if it never effects you?
Im asking for an explanation as to what constitutes elitism.
Ill keep it in mind then.
Lube up and make sure your oil is clean.
Oh it will be delicious.
im sick of saber being mad for no reason he needs to get over himself
>Sisters and cousin came over
>Watching He's Just Not That In To You in my living room
Why can't they watch it somewhere else?
>Burst fire only
>No fox ears or tail
Don't even try
When was this?
I don't think eggplants have IQs
What if I stayed here and jerked off myself instead?
Who has the coolest gun?
He literally just said he's getting an appointment earlier.
He may be a psikh, but soon he'll just be slightly more autistic than normal.
I just had pizza and chocolate milk
>u don agree wit me?LELELEL UR FUGGIN STOPID AND SO R PEPPLE DAT LIEK U
Nyet tovarish, prodolzhat'.
So are you going to give something constructive and something to better the thread or just give a blanket, dumb statement and go "ok"
You just look like an idiot when you do that. I hope you dont really do that when people try to discuss something that you dont like
He won't, so just accept that.
>What do you care if it never effects you
Okay let's take that into perspective. Pretend your Jewish in America during WW2 Germany is killing Jews by the millions but you're in America why do you care?
I'm not mad I'm trying g to get you to realize your mindset isn't healthy
>Implying being autistic is an excuse for being an asshole
I have aspergers syndrome a form of Autism and you don't see me killing animals for sexual pleasure or getting off the the fucking smell of a girls hand.
Send images when it's done please.
I'm probably just gonna have some chips and koolaid when I get home
Yatta~ So what are you up to?
Il est vrai que l'on a rien a foutre de l'opinion des gens du moins de ceux que l'on connait pas kek.
I guess that means no?
Hip Hop is pretty gud, I listen to a bit of everything, but I mostly like electronic, metal, pop and alternative. My favourite band is Coldplay.
>A lot of people find that weird, I don't get why.
Yeah, I think I'll go singlefire too, it'll be safer and more accurate.
A lot of people have empathy towards others, I would never wish on any other human things that have happened to me in the past, humans often have a pack mentality and would care for another human and sympathize with them even if they didn't really know them.
IMO this dude named Rocky has the best gun, its a MP97 and its his carry gun.
>He's a big dude, its also not hard to conceal on his bike/person.
He also carries a P226, he's a cool guy.
Think I might jump into Siege soon, I wanna get a new keychain thingy for my L85. Right now I have a grenade but I wanna get this one that's a skull with a crosshair.
>What is sarcasm
now run along, mate
Eggrolls is here.
Let me wish you the best of luck, then!
Ah, I like myself some metal. A genre I wish I knew more about. I want to delve into the norwegian metal scene. Kvelertak is really good.
This thread is the cancer that /b/s cancer has
This thread is full of losers that role play, cringe worthy replies, virgins attracted to 2d cartoons, a bunch of kids with social problems
This thread is everything that /b/ makes fun of and laughs at
When you get kicked off /a/ and unanimously despised by /b/, it says a lot about you
>hip hop is my number one
>A tribe called quest is my favorite group
Do you prefer older hip hop?
Since i'm feeling charitable, i'll try to explain things to you too.
How would -you- like if i said that since you have no utility to me as a human, you're useless and i want to kill you?
Probably not happy about it? Probably don't want me around you, for fear i'll act on that impulse?
That's what the people around here are doing.
A lack of empathy is considered dangerous because it's a common trait nearly every mass murderer has shown. Same with disregard for the health of, or a desire to actually hurt animals.
As for your defense that the psychologist says you're fine, you've admitted here that you lie, or at least aren't fully truthful to him, so his assessment of you doesn't seem as valid to us. He probably hasn't seen how you behave under duress either. These are all worrying things that we see that he doesn't.
Lastly, your complete lack of understanding of what makes certain behaviors creepy, such and licking spit off of a cup, is another highly worrying trend. It means not only do you not show empathy with other humans, you don't understand anything about them to the extent that you unwittingly drive them away and are completely perplexed as to how you did so.
even if I go on a killing spree do you honestly think ill get you? I dont even think we live in the same country
trying to make me realize im wrong by angering me is not going to help. I f anything I wan to hurt people alot more because of it
I dont kill squirrels for sexual pleasure I gutted two mice.... not for sexual pleasure. you are referring to my crush fetish and well I cant change what i get hard too.
well thats not my fault you have some weird hive mind thing in that case why wont anyone empathize with me?
I really like feminine penis lingerie, cock sock and ball bra are so sophisticated and sexy.
Its gonna be gud. I'm pretty decent now, just the other day I carried pretty hard ^^
I like Sabaton, they're Swedish and they do a lot of different war themed songs.
I do a little, I feel bad for you in the sense that I feel you've been mistreated a lot in your life and that you have a lot of unresolved issues. But most people see you as the aggressor or a crazy person that is a threat to other people.
I dont think jews are the best example.
>looks like Saber enjoys sitting on balls.
Im going back to sleep. See you later.
>Mfw sisters, cousin, mom and aunt all just came over and are watching movies in my living room
That's pretty gay mayne
IMO there's no good French speaking countries
>Literal autist whining about someone's fetishes
It means "No friend, continue"
>I have aspergers syndrome a form of Autism
The list of waifu anons who have autism grows larger.
I don't really have a preference to either old school or newer stuff, I listen to both.
Well I don't have anything to complain about where I live. That's not too bad.
Probably doritos, nache cheese kind
And tropical punch koolaid
Okay, good to know! Anywaaays, what are you up to?
Then go breaks theirs legs!
so what would you have me do hide myself forever I can tell you why I share my storys and what not but you would hate me more
Coldplay are just considered mainstream, is all. And its better to only take stabs at life anyway. Too much and it overwhelms you.
They could well be the only ones who aren't indie or garage bands. Easier to get into a genre rather than a location.
Well, Im out. Heading to work.
Wait...WTF IS DAT SHIT?
I kinda the same, some days I'm more into today's hip hop, other days it's the classics
>Implying that's how it works
>Implying I would use a gun to kill myself
>Implying Esdeath and I would ever meet
Grab your sniper
Making pizza for my family
They're just mad because you're weird but you're getting girls
Yes, please do hide yourself. Nobody cares what you think, and you have so many people who hate you. You will never have a place in this world other than buried in a shallow grave
If i were to just guess based on trends, you probably get off on abuse.
That's probably why you get more and more incoherent as people get meaner to you.
That's part of why i'm always careful not to do that sort of thing.
Is that a Syndra yukkuri?
You've been quiet a lot lately. Busy?
It's all there is to fucking eat and I'm too lazy to fucking cook something
Is Esdeath being edgy again? I haven't been reading her posts
Not really, I just don't post much at all, I just lurk most of the time.
And to clarify to you, i don't hate you.
I think you're dangerous and tend to not want to associate with you, but i don't hate you. I wouldn't waste the emotional effort required to do something like that.
I'm just in an unusual mood where i'm willing to interact with you for once.
How yummy! What are the toppings?
Welp, thx there~
It's scary af
no I get more incoherent as I get angrier. you want me to be honest and not lie. I take a strange sense of pride in what I do not fully proud but a thrill I dont know I just
Gotta go for now leaving for the event
Kara no kyoukai's da best! Good event!
Nope that's good. Good claim too
>Saber out for now