ITT we invent useless jobs
wisdom tooth replacement dentistry
Shit thread reply poster
>>703230753
Forgot about sage you useless cuck
4chan mod
>>703230579
physicist specialized in creating black holes of a billionth of an inch that last 1 trillionth of a second
>>703230579
apocalypse insurance agent
pencil sharpener
>>703230579
Parchment Moistener.
I make paper damp.
>>703231400
sharpened pencils are useful though
Patriarchy inspector
Athlete
Womens Studies major
>>703230867
I wasn't saging I was reply u cunt.
Privilege Checker
>>703230579
OPs Girlfriend Bodyguard
Teenage enima nurse
BLM organizer
>>703231681
Edgy.
Every civilization we know of has enjoyed sport. But you are right, those faggot Romans and Greeks never made anything of value because they were too obsessed with chariot racing.
Fucking retard.
>>703231056
This guy can make a fuckton of money, but it's bordering on the illegal/scamming.
>>703231702
kek
>>703231583
Pencil desharpener.
Paraplegic Olympic Commissioner
vice-president
senior triangle engineer
Artist
Men's right advocate.
person who will sneeze on ur dick and then say "oh.. ecks dee.."
curly fry straightener
Water depurifier
>>703232209
stay-at-home biological weapons tester
>>703232195
kek good one anon
>>703230579
Rubber hardener
Rosie Odonnell's dietician.
Button Historian
>>703231883
How did chariot racing help them build monuments?
Kurt Cobain's psychiatrist.
>>703232412
Alright listen here you little cuntfish buttons have a very wide and varied history so suck a dick
>>703230579
>Wisdom teeth are useless.
Nice genetics, faggot.
>>703232270
testpilot for unmanned vehicles
Rapture clothing clip salesman
Nudist colony's clothing supplier
>>703230579
nigger teacher
>>703232529
Cuntfish Specialist
>>703230579
Betamax K7 rewinder
>>703232003
Desharpened pencils fit in your pocket without risk of injury
Inner-city social worker
Hilary Clinton's aid post WWIII with Russia.
>>703232666
Satan trips on a (You) I feel so blessed
Saharan Sprinkler Company
>>703230579
Mod
>>703230579
Phone sanitizer
>>703232814
Or cursed.
>>703232777
Checked
Game Stop cashier
>>703232954
Accursedly blessed.
>>703230579
Arby's quality control specialist
4chan janitors
>>703230895
You don't flaunt your ignorance on /b/, when that's what /pol/ is really for.
Go back.
Donald Trump's campaign adviser
>>703230875
>They do it for free
>>703232113
But I like the pretty colors
>>703232412
This is real thing I know a guy who will identify any button provided you will show him also the other side of the button
>>703230895
Your retardation is funny because it's literally the only useful thing human have done
>>703232071
Underrated post
>>703233401
Overrated post
Useless job inventor
Offshore lawn care service.
>>703230579
OP condom maker
Star Salesman
Hobo Tourist Guides
Subterranean Insect Phallus Exporter
whale washer
cat tamer
>>703232541
what are drone pilots
Mop Tickler.
I tickle mops.
Male's tampon consultant.
Unconventional Masturbation Councilor
A TV host that speaks only in Braille
William H. Macy Impersonator
>>703233480
Smelly post
Tech support for IT company
>I get paid to browse 4chan all day
President of the United States
Pokemon GO, guide
Will help you find the best locations in town
a tree painter
Doorknob Fellatio Artist
>>703230579
Apple Genie
a rapist consultant
a nail clipper
Nintendo NES Cheat Code Consultant
Insect porn actor
A mud miner
staple repairman
>>703230579
4chan moderator
Male subway employee
Certified abortion judge
Anythjng black people do
Being a jew
Checking coins to verify they are metal and havent turned into gas
A triple checker of orders qt mcdonalds
>theyd still get it wrong
Pot and pan dealers
Are any of these landing
>>703234376
orly?
a rain fighter
>>703232100
But that's not even a triangle
a North Korean diplomat
>>703230579
Atari console tester
A rock washer
a goldfish whisperer
>>703234596
>>703234490
Lel and i thought i have seen everything
African Business Recruiter
>>703230579
Black labor HR team
>>703231681
Fatty detected. Go to tumblr where you can be "healthy at every size".
>>703232424
try to educate yourself in the slightest. The public needs events for fun to stop them from overthrowing the government and watching/ becoming these high class athletes they got distracted from the harsh daily life. This stops them from upheaval and allows the government's / powers to focus on those advancements that you speak of
Police officers in upper-middle class white neighborhoods.
circumcision rater
data contaminator
An atom bomb cuddler
Mucisian for the deaf
Stay-at-home fireplace spanker
A diaper tester
Useless jobs inventor
>>703234452
>Checking coins to verify they are metal and havent turned into gas
an anorexic wrestler (reverse sumo wrestling)
>>703234969
Seeing as many drugs still travel through these neighborhoods and more so in some cases due to the lack of police presence this would actually be useful. Try harder.
>light-bulb loosener
a roadkill inspector
Post-coital semen verification specialist.
>ma'am, I assure you that's not seaweed; it's definitely semen.
>>703232535
>tfw when have all my wisdom teeth
>They all grew in and fit nicely
>No pain, teeth are not moving
>genetics fit me with good teeth genetics
>Go to dentist, LETS TAKE THEM ALL OUT.
>Do I need to?
>No
>Then alright they are staying
greedy dentists, i think the lot of them have a fetish for pulling teeth.
Hamster milking rights activist
A chef that uses nothing but ice cubes
politician
Great White Shark Petting Zoo Operator
>>703232113
this covers such a wide range of jobs, this cant count.
>>703235310
>implying drugs matter
Should just be legal and let the retards do them and weed them out of the genetic pool.
A child carrying an adult competition judge
LARPing instructor
a dog releaser
anime convention hygiene inspector
>>703235690
Kek
a public shouter
t-shirt buttoner
The author of "How to Look at Interracial Couples without Disgust on your Face."
a gasoline taste tester
a cloud counter
>>703230579
Clintons secretary of state public email monitor.
a virginity coordinater
>>703235513
>ctrl-f
>politician
mah nigga
A human feces weigher
Email delivery guy
Grass farmer
>>703230579
>useless
And what if I want my wisdom teeth replaced?
Dragon trainer
Someone in the DNC who makes sure Hillary is working ethically and legally
School shooter.
professional quote maker
A cancer donor
>>703236450
Wait hold on, this is already a good profession.
Nevermind.
a fag enabler
A unicorn de-horner
a robot psychologist
A train racer
>>703230579
Wind Powered Large Hadron Collider creator
a wrestler of cripples
meme creator
a suicide tester
>>703232209
Thos must be the saddest of all
a McDonald's professional eater
>>703230579
online pro-clinton forum campaigner
>>703230579
nintendo console developer
large hardon collider
a mountain mover
An ass crack climber
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Wood inspector.
a puddle sailor
Indian Poo in the Loo Propagandist
gorilla enclosure saftey inspecter
>>703235141
Real thing. Robin Williams is in a movie about it.
>>703231968
>SWODCE
>>703237523
Prob why he killed himself
>>703236800
kek
>>703237606
10 of those are mine. I didn't realize I was getting gets.
agent to gene wilder
a trigger warning implementer
Rape Culture Anthropologist.
a Muslim adult pornstar
>>703237703
Oh, not so useless then.
>>703237703
Picture anon
Pet coffeeshop owner... Oh, wait.
A soap smuggler
Backup NFL Kicker
a wingless plain pilot
Bigfoot hunter
>>703235310
Weed isn't a drug moron.
>>703230579
Bubble wrap popper
>>703232894
Underrated
An aborted fetus dealer
imam wine tester
>>703237904
a professional public ass slapper
>>703238122
>Doesn't have wings on his vast expanses of grassland.
Pleb
a dinosaur breeder
President of Nickelback's fanclub
>>703238140
>What is mental addiction
A cum chef
>>703238479
Well, it's kind of like the way you think about sucking dick all the time until it consumes you, and the agony of not sucking cock is only sated by sucking cock. You faggot.
>>703238458
Transgender rights activist
Jewtuber
Empty battery tester
armpit sniffer
>>703230579
rap music grammar proofreader
United States Air Defense Artilleryman
a pig farmer in Iraq
Generologist
>>703238853
Any job in Iraq, beside U.S. Soldier
>>703236378
>pic related, an actual grass farm
>capcha, I shit you not, select all the grass
>>703238879
*Genderologist
a Pumpkin fucker
>>703230579
Nostril Fume Inspector- a person who makes sure your nose smells ok inside. If it doesn't, they perscribe nasal snuff to fix the smell.
englis major
>>703238605
OH SHIT! I GOT CYBERBULLIED!
You're pathetic.
https://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/drugfacts/marijuana
>>703234490
>Spiders are not insects
4chan nazigrammer
Cher's plastic surgeon
Radiation Taste Tester
>>703239079
It's not a spider, asshole; it's a spooder. Read the filename. Spooders are fucking insects.
bottle cap tightener
table inspector
lightbulb taste tester
>>703233941
Top kek
midget basketball player
Anyone ever involved in Riverdance
single mother
>>703233375
how so
Testicular torsioner
college professor
A female soldier / firefighter / soldier / police officer
fart tester
>>703239433
Yes, it goes double for soldiers
a knee slapper
Rock babysitter
>>703239433
A 4chan listmaker that can't see when he repeats himself.
>>703238479
Hurrdurr, food is a drug now apparently.
Fuck off back to ledddit.
Mall Cops
>>703239542
it's not a profession
>>703232314
this is called vulcanized rubber, tires are made from it.
a Jew exterminator
Ant breeder
Border Patrol Agent
Gum de-flavorer
Owner of a bar on a space station filled with space jews, huemons, crab people, other crab people, other crab people, niggers, vulcans and klingons
>>703233127
>Implying 4chan mods aren't actually the NSA.
Social Justice Administrator
Shoelace repairman
A weatherman of yesterday
Professor for Culture of the United States
Gender-neutral therapist
>>703239354
Michael Flatley has a lot of friends named Shamus that can kick your ass.
>>703232529
you know what imma level with you here, i'm not real good with buttons, so im ggoing to call my button expert down here to see if wee can figure out a price... also my brother sells good weed.
dustball maker
shirt ripper
earbud tangler
Director, Center for Helping Europoors Understand American Hegemony.
catholic church day care center worker
>>703239553
It's a drug. Don't kid yourself. Just because a drug isn't physically addictive doesn't mean it's not a drug.
>>703239951
Maybe, but they can't do it without looking like faggots
>>703239318
>midget basketball player
It's actually a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sExg4ta2gbY
A masturbation master
The United Negro College Fund.
What do I win?
a blind helmsman
>>703240099
dub dubs. That's what you win. Now go to your kitchen sink and drink everything underneath it.
African human rights representative
A narcoleptic NASCAR driver
Toe Jam critic. It pays 80 grand at the start.
Boat watcher
an Ethiopian weightloss consultant
>>703239553
Of course food is a drug. Sugar is an especially popular self-remedy for treating depression.
Autism awareness ambassador
>>703239995
>food is a drug
Okay professor.
>>703240358
And you're a natural remedy to wet pussy. Fuck off.
Toe stubber
dyslexic sign language interpreter
Flint photographer.
A toilet clogger
>>703239792
You calling me useless, huemon?
Also I don't own the bar, it's a lease.
>>703234198
Allright, I understand that this is basketball, but what the flying fuck is >>703234268 supposed to illustrate?
>>703235310
>>703234969
lack of police presence..what the actual fuck there is no such thing.
have you ever seen police in rich white neighborhoods, you get pulled over at 3pm and there is 4 squad cars and a k9 unit (especially if you brown as fuck) for a god damn brake light being out.
Octopus
obese skydiver
>>703239852
Meteorologists in general.
>>703239553
food is a mind altering substance!
think about it...when you're hungry, then all you will see are places where you can buy food.
After you have eaten you will see all other stores, shops, etc again...
food altered your perception and your mind
>>703230579
Trading in Megaton
Author of "Guys, I'm Not Joking, There's a Sniper Over Th . . . ."
>>703233127
>He takes his job very seriously
idiot squeezer
>>703240651
Strawman
Sharia Lawyer
>>703240685
>>703240685
I want dis
Politician
a scarecrow enthusiast
Couch Groper
>>703230579
4chan moderator
Anyone who still works to produce phone books
An African marriage consultant
>>703240395
Drugs are drugs. If you really can't see how a psychotropic inhaled substance isn't a drug, then this conversion won't go far.
>>703230579
Put a tripophobia trigger warning next time pls.
Black person
