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ITT: We poorly describe anime.
>/a/ becomes a girl
>>703229820
Watamote
>being naked is bad then being naked is good, also eyebrows
>>703230544
KLK
>get in the fuckin robot
>>703230851
Heroic Age?
>>703230851
EVA
>shocking truth
>Beta goes Alpha, and a nice boat.
>>703231045
Nope
>>703231057
GGez
cant find this one
>>703229820
Naked devil girl with mind-hands cleans the house and pisses on the floor
>>703231269
Fairy Song
>>703231269
Elfen Lied
>BUY ME GEIMU ONIICHAN
>>703231269
Elfen Lied
>>703231212
"There was no child afterall"
>Orange is the new Black.
>Running like that weird kid in middle school.
>>703231427
is it the one where he wants to boink his sister or the one where his sister is a doritos and coke slob?
>>703230851
gurren lagann?
>my sword's bigger than your sword
>man fuk you nigga I got fur
>>703231057
Chaika
>>703231212
School days
>Fear of murderous umbrellas
Willpower is humanity's strongest power
>>703229820
ranma 1\2
>>703231614
The one with doritos
>Robot girl is earth defense system
>>703231516
>>703231784
You both win
>>703231868
arpeggio of blue steel
>God is a loli who blackmails people
>a lesbian
>a trap
shrimp
>dracula with guns
>>703231620
Inuyasha?
>>703232120
Hellsing Ultimate
>>703231990
Nope, maybe i was being too vague.
>>703231632
winrar
>>703232165
Yup
>we make a good team
>wait where did everyone go?
>>703231868
My life as a teenage robot
>>703232108
NGNL?
What a beautiful duwang
chew
There is no place as pretty as this town
This feels like a picnic
>>703232133
correct!
>>703232287
Pokemon ?
>>703232332
No again. Hint : 2
two boys fight for daddy's approval, which then spirals out of hand into a conflict that spans multiple generations
>>703232379
Nope
tip: it had 2 seasons
>>703232379
kek who's the trap in NGNL ?
>>703231784
Another
>Weaboo faggot turns another guy into a weeaboo faggot
>>703232491
Nope
>>703229820
90's was the best art for sure.. all down hill from there
Bitch drags a dude around while doing her thing and giving no fucks
>>703232655
Yup
>>703231269
Elfen Lied
>>703232513
Was gonna say Devil May Cry but no multiple generations
>>703232707
Zero No Tsukaima ?
>Mad bitch wins because she's got 2 phones
>>703232707
Haruhi?
>>703232951
Yep
>>703232880
Don't watch it, nigga
>nig nog near seat of power
>planning to overthrow leader and take over country
>disguised as a mentally challenged fat child
>>703232513
Jojo
>Pest control the anime
>muh trumpet
>>703229820
>wants sex
>knows nothing
>>703233052
Naruto no Pico
>>703233052
Boku no Pico
>>703233079
very niceu!
Weeaboos go the fuck to /a/
>dark coloured people are criminals
>cops have most OP gun of all time
>also, some cops are dark coloured
>>703233185
Mushishi?
>>703233231
Shimoneta
>>703233262
>>703233270
Correct.
>>/a/
>>703233231
B-Gata H-KEy
>>703233047
Yup !
>Coach picks worst girl for piloting best robot ever
>God this animation sucks
>but the animation before was shit
>yeah bhut that was before and I require only the best
>>703233317
Look at this faggot
>>703233185
Blue whatever
>Dracula Backwards, Mr. Ladyboss, Cannons
>>703229820 WHY IS THE NOSE DISSAPEARING
high school kid gropes and fights with younger girls and gets teased by girls his own age
>>703233317
>Comes to 4chan
>complains about weaboos
>>703233354
Not what I had in mind but still a good answer
>>703233350
america?
>cat tits
>magic stick
>>703231522
Naruto
>>703232108
Since nobody probably knows this anime.
Maria Holic.
>>703233384
>Shimoneta
yis
>>703232491
This was Gunbuster 2 fyi
>>703233720
Can trap truly be a lesbian? A serious question here
>>703232108
Someone tell me the name??
yeah remember that time everything turned to shit? yeah things are cool now oh wait they broke through again and now its shit again
>>703233568
Nice try but no.
>>703229820
Bro wants his brother's body and does a forbidden taboo.
>>703233953
Fullmetal Alchemist
>>703229820
>you like my friend
>ok
>forever alone
(HARD MODE)
>>703233350
Psycho/Pass
>>703234068
Got it
>>703231855
Gurren Lagann
>>703233928
dang, i thought i had it
>Black vegetarian complains about everything
>Zoophilia, the anime
>>703229820
Sooooo Japanses ppl don't like they noses?
>>703234153
I fucking loved that Anime. Everything about the first season was amazing, down to the music.
battle bots in outer space
I love Emilia
>>703234252
Mobile Suit Gundam
>>703234252
Gunbuster
>After watching this you'll probably never touch a banana again
>>703234264
best post ever
Hacking battle bots to wake up the sheeple
>>703233185
Heres the answer.
Remove all rats!
>>703231522
Prison School?
Guess this
>Guy With round glasses and magic stick
>>703234173
Correct
>The characters aren't who you'd think from the title.
>so you have magic powers hug ?
>magic is cool !
>magic is horrible
>some people with magic powers are assholes
>no, weird cat, I don't want magic powers
>ok fine give me magic powers
>I got erased from the space-time continuum lol
>>703234464
Harry potter is not an anime
>>703234413
He literally did nothing wrong. People are filthy commies in that anime
>>703233350
psycho pass
>local girl asked for ice cream, got feels instead
>>703234464
Harry potter
>>703233317
fuck off to reddit you clearly don't know where you are
>>703234546
Guys, I'm pretty sure this one is Puella Magi Madoka Magica. I can't tell you why though, call it a hunch.
>>703234546
Puella magi madoka magica?
>>703233402
Gunbustah!!!
>>703234264
Re:zero
>>703234546
dude.. OP said poorly describe... not spell out the entire plot
>>703234413
Never forget. Squealer did nothing wrong.
>>703234559
>>703234685
Here's a hint
Loli in love with a furry
> "Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into asuna."
>>703234897
GG
>>703233063
Cory in the house?
>Norse Lore
>Arthurian Legends
>Magic
>Everybody is already overpowered
>Characters aren't who you'd think from the title.
>>703233200
>muh PTSD
>fighting space niggers
>loli lives on her own and eats sweets and reads books
>>703234544
Gakkougurashi! ???
Not sure, that's abit too vague.
>>703235113
Right you are
>>703233200
sora no woto
>>703234761
>>703234858
Yep
>>703235044
I'm a moron, I'm bad at following directions
>>703235094
fucked up part is she was still in a coma at the time
>>703235260
Fate SN?
>>703235065
H a r r y. P o t t e r.
>>703235365
Best animu is best!
>big breasted women hide bullets in their cleavage
>>703235394
Kek no that was In game
>The game actually has a "semen calculator" system
>neet beta who only plays video games turns alpha and seduces girl after girl
>>703235366
Correct
>i'll fuck with you and your friends cause yall weird and need a girl/boyfriend
>>703235334
Cowboy Bebop
>>703235345
Gosick
>Oh hey, a magical girl anime
>wtf this is just some slice of life anime, they're just in some club together
>oh here we go
>oh look they won
>wait, there's like, half the series left
>oh
>OH
>>703235609
Grenadier
>zombies and tits
>>703235461
Nope, more recent.
>>703235877
High school of the dead
>Skeletor fucks everyone up.
>I want to fuck floating girl
>>703235877
Highschool of the Dead
>>703235708
The World God only knows.
>>703235877
Kore wa zombie desu ka ?
Also i havent seen this anime
>>703235823
>Gosick
correct
>>703235960
Overlord
>>703235863
indeed
>>703235823
>Cowboy Bebop
Nope
>>703236080
Hell yeah brother
>>703235708
SAO
>Evil Birdgod fucks Girl so hard that she completley looses her mind. literally.
>>703235999
bingo and check'd
>>703236113
Gintama then
>>703236080
also would have accepted
>dude spends literally 5 minutes casting OP buffs like a scrub before going into combat
>>703232691
80s.
rest is dog shit, fucking weeb scum.
>>703230851
Evangelion
>>703236181
sora no otoshimono?
>>703235999
omg, reee... reeeeeeee. REEEEEEE HITLER! PLEASE COME BACK TO US! YOU DIDN'T FINISH!
Space rock lesbians fight other space rock lesbians while babysit a human rock kid
>>703236241
Nope
>Random guy lives with many very special girls he can't fuck
>Squat, saucy cunt of a wizard wrecks shit up
>>703236402
>SU
>Anime
Pick one.
>>703236474
Aldnoah.Zero?
>>703236532
Sekirei?
>>703235838
Nobody gonna guess on this one? I basically spelled out the plot.
>>703236647
Majimoji Rurumo?
>you killed my father
>fuck off I just want to avenge my dad
>sweet motorcycle
>>703236316
Dbz
>>703236532
Monster girls
>Violent Nerd
>Drunk Whore
>Smoky Aunt
>Nice Retard
>Cold Bitch
>Loli
>Ethnic loli
>>703236647
Uhhh girls bravo?
>>703235482
Mc does not have lightning scar
>mc: i don't have friends
>girl3: you have friends
>mc: what did you say?
>>703236532
Tenshi Muyo
>>703236745
>Majimoji Rurumo
Nah, but that looks pretty good. I might give it a watch.
Bonus hints:
>god is a tree
>if it didn't work the first time, hit it harder
>>703232513
>two boys fight for daddy's approval, which then spirals out of hand into a con
JOJO
>>703232416
Jojo part 4
>>703236641
Nope
>>703236811
GG !
>Eurobeat all the time
>>703236551
Madoka Magika
8 year olds aren't good at chemistry. probably because they have a deadbeat dad.
>Asian "The A team" now twice as crazy.
>>703237041
Initial DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Robot cleans your house, turns out you love her.
>>703237043
Nope.
Also, seriously Capcha?
>>703236898
>girls bravo
Nope, not a Harem anime.
>>703236647
Madoka Magika
>cars
>sick eurobeat
>>703236348
>sora no otoshimono
nope
>>703237248
in fact
>No major male speaking roles for the whole series.
testing
>>703237169
>>703237280
Initial D.
>>703234546
madoka magica
>>703237354
Your test was unsuccessful.
extendo fist
>>703237406
Did you even check to see if it was already answered?
>>703237369
yep. also,
>double 69s
hue
>>703236981
Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso
>>703236590
You missed again my dude
>>703237176
Black Lagoon?
Main character is a metaphor for Jesus
>Nigger runs small business in South east asia
>Mc fights with blood.
>Cute very white girl is the killer
>>703237453
Inspector Gadget
>hunger games with explosions
>Second season never coming
>>703237616
correct
Good skeleton hero fights evil goons including a proto-SU wet girl over a magic pearl
Protip: it's pretty old
>be bad guy, oh but a twist, be good guy
>teach young kid to be king
>make army, get many girls... also old guy, is dragon
>beat romans also kill angels
>Backwards sword, lame reasons
>>703237568
Fuck, it is Gurren Laggan isn't it?
>>703237628
Death Note ?
>>703237713
Taboo Tattoo
>>703237797
Battle Royale
>>703234464
Log Horizon?
>>703237846
Trigun
>>703237713
Deadman Wonderland
>>703237797
Btooom
>>703233720
It was funny one
>>703237797
Btoooooooooooom?
>>703237853
Rironi Kenshin
>>703229820
slacker teen hijacks prototype robot and reluctantly joins war to protect friends
>>703236181
Berserk
>guy moves into new apartment
>LOTS of sex and a hole in the wall
>>703238095
Yeah boii
>>703238012
nope
>God is a cat who lives in a vending machine
>Space aliens spy on foul mouthed little girl who drinks beer
>Depressed rabbit is abused daily.
>stereotypical naive village boy goes out to adventure with friends
>is not disney story
>both friends die brutally
>kid finds friends, more of them die
>including his senpai, big gay shenmue
>anime and manga at a production standstill
>>703238121
GRIIIFFFFIIIIIIITTH
>>703238109
Overwatch
>>703229820
>Tipical /b/ faggot
>I'm smarter than everyone but I'm always bored
>fuck now I'm god
Fookin weebs
>>703237566
Nope
Hint:
>childhood friend
>meat
>pseudo trap
>science
>shit
>vampire
>>703237899
Nope
Tip. Is setted in an island
>>703237885
Nope
>>703238052
GG
>A guy and a loli wreck edgy masked vilain
>>703238238
Akame ga Kill
>>703229820
>the usual harem. Choose the alien FFS!!!!
>>703238257
nope
>>703238052
>>703238085
Correct
>>703238281
NHK
>>703238238
HunterXHunter
>world of japancraft
>>703229820
>fuck you bitch I got 6 swords
>muh bro got muh back
>gets slashed from behind anyways
>>703238238
Akame Ga Kill?
>>703238270
Death Note
>Emotionally retarded dude has spooky star powers
>Has demon inside him
>Can do sweet magic tricks
>Loses his best friend n Naruto is sad
>Snake man is evil
>he is always lonesome
>>703238304
Owari no Seraph?
>2 pranksters taking their jokes too far. Police not amused.
>>703236181
Berserk
>>703238136
Nozoki ana
>>703229820
>holy shit i want that bike
>>703238463
Avatar
>fat fucking blob monster
>rosie o'donnell
>>703229820
There's a talking dog and it's funny but everyone around seems to find it sad, fuck anime I understand shit.
>>703238471
Naruto ?
>>703238555
Yup. noice.
>nice guy tries to order food
>gets wrong number
>hooks up with hot hot babe
>>703238435
Is it an Isekai anime?
>>703238575
Family Guy
>>703238602
>>703235334
Terraformars
>>703238575
>nigger life
>>703238375
>>703238445
yep. it was a pretty decent shonen anime from what i remember
>>703238615
The Simpson
>has a big sword
>join some dank ass crew
>everyone dies
>>703238674
nope
>Lonely kid
>They cast magic
>He loves sakura
>She doesnt love Naruto
>He falls out with best friend
>>703238646
Johnny Bravo
>middle ages economy class
>>703238489
nope
More hints:
>HAREM
>i don't have friends
>PUDDING HAIR
>>703237713
Deadman Wonderland
>>703238619
Yeah :D
>>703237846
too hard for /b/ it seems so few more tips
>dragons go harambe, then giants now humans
>anime also game, see tits
>>703238744
>Bleach
>FF7
>>703238744
berserk? you didn't mention rape, so there's a chance i'm wrong
>>703236840
Love Hina
>>703238713
my sides have transcended
>Blue magic
>Red magic from demon
>This makes Naruto lonely
>Ninjas
>>703237713
Deadman wonderland
>>703238839
Youp.
>>703238803
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
>>703229820
I've never seen an anime so I'll describe OP instead: faggot
>guy is a bad ass
>hilarious emotionless sex
>guy is still a bad ass
>black guy fights racists
>racists are actually vampires
>GUNFISTS
>>703238825
.//hack
>>703229820
>Debt
>>703238787
no sorry
>>703238833
Nope
>>703238836
Yeah boi
>>703237872
Well... it isn't
This guy got it
>>703238711
>>703238938
Kung Fu Panda
>>703239046
My life
Or Ouran High School Host Club
>Kick ass kid
>Spikey yellow hair
>Best friend has black hair
>No one likes Naruto because of demon
>Gay best friend romance
>>703238575
Akira?
>>703239016
My Little Pony
>>703238713
Boondocks?
>>703238985
Goof Troop
>>703238979
got eemm
So a pervert meets a retard, a masochist and a loli...
>>703239154
Pokemon Go
>>703238306
Black Bullet?
>>703238463
Mob Psycho 100?
>>703238617
Fullmetal Alchemist
>>703238985
Afro Samurai?
>>703239154
Sonichu
>mc: did i die?
>guy: no, you work for the government now
>>703237739
Go Go Fuck Yourself, incorrect
>>703239246
How I met your mother
>>703239246
Konosuba
>>703239046
Gambling Apocalypse Kaiji?
>>703239323
Yu Yu Hakisho
>>703239323
Rambo
>be 13
>Have ghost gf
>She's kinda a pedo
>Solve mysteries
>Ghost gf dies
>Ghost gf comes back to life
>>703237997
Winrar finally
>guy loses memory, fucks princess by a river
>girl gets raped by horse
>guy want to fuck a girl so he becomes a girl too but then realizes that he has no cock left
>>703239408
Fuck you I laughed
>>703239122
haha no?
>>703238270
Death Note
>>703236999
Yuki yuna is a hero
>>703239445
Bleach
>>703239271
OMG didn't expect black bullet to be found gg
Why everybody hated this show ?
>>703239389
no, but it definitely applies to YYH as well
>>703238825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsotY8qAE9o
Only original PC game had tits though, PS3 and other versions did not
>>703239465
2001: A Space Odyssey
>>703239445
Ano hana
>>703239465
Ranma 1/2
>>703239291
>>703239263
Wat lol no
>>703239538
Wrong. Not even close.
>>703239363
This
>>703239596
Wrong.
>>703239458
I dream of Genie
>girl is dead in almost all timelines
>kid: mr. santa claus, why do you never bring presents to me?
>santa: because you're poor
>>703238399
Same anon here. Shit is kinda old so was an age since I saw it.
I dune goofed tho. New and improved description
>The usual harem. Chose the alien with the green hair and fangs FFS!
so, alot easier now
>>703239536
There we go, good job.
>>703239666
Madoka Magika
>>703239666
>>girl is dead in almost all timelines
Stein's gate?
>>703239666
Higurashi no Koro ni
>>703239666
The Three Stooges
>>703239608
Nope
>>703239675
Katawa Shoujo
>>703238304
nizumonogatari
>just watched it yesterday
>>703239690
Suicide Squad
>Naruto is lonely
>demon in him
>turns out hero
>>703239675
Hayate the combat butler
>>703239733
Yep
>Be from space, fighting aliens n shit
>Wormhole
>Suddenly on earth
>Ocean
>Fight the squids
>Aliens are people
>>703239922
The Beatles Cartoon
>>703239117
Fucking nignogs in space. Btw their origin is from earth but eh.
>6 episode LSD trip acts as a metaphor for puberty
>>703239998
My Little Pony
>>703239367
yes
>>703240041
FLCL
>SAAAAASKKKAAAA
>NNAAAARRRUUUTOOOO
>NINJAAAAAA
>>703240041
Little House in the Prairie
>>703233451
hellsing ultimate, it have already been said though