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Thinking of getting a doggo

>22 names my doggo (within reason, not gonna name it 'Faggot McDickbag" or something

>Trips picks the breed

NO shit-tier breeds like pit-bulls or chihuahuas


>no mop dogs
>pic related
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Cousin Itt.
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>>703226013
wat
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Rolling for "faggot mcdickbag" the dachshund.
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>>703225893
Get a caucasian ovcharka
Call him tinkerball
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>>703226312
Roll
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>>703225893
diogenes
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Name it Ian after me
22 get
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>>703226465
reroll
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>pitbulls
>shit-tier

kill yourself
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Cyka bylat
Husky
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>>703225893
faggot

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
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>>703225893
Faggot McDickbag
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rottweiler named twinkie
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>>703226603
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>>703226541
Reroll
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>>703226747
reroll
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>>703226541
>>703226841
Wew rolling for 41 again
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German shepherd

>adolf
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>>703226841
re reroll
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name: Master
breed: Amstaff

have fun being made it's little bitch you faggot
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Get a chow chow.
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Name him Owl
And get a German shepherd
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>>703227018
>Amstaff
pretty much a shit-tier pitbull
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Chinese crested
Hochimen
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Rhodesian ridgeback
Dank meme
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beagle name him bagel
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Get a Golden retriever and name it flipper
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Breed: Shiba Inu
Name: Doge meme XD
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>>703225893
"Mussolini" the Great Masfiff
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>>703226465
reroll
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Great Dane
Clifford
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cocker spaniel name him cock spanner
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Border collie named lassy
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Get a Golden Retriever
call it Bagel
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>>703227169
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jack Russel named dog
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moot
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dachshund

>name him help
>whenever you call out HELPP HELP people will look at you retarded
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>>703225893
Call it cat
English bulldog
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>>703227289
kek roll
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>>703227327
>cock spanner
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Cumrag
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>>703227662
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Barbas
Huskey
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>>703227327
roll
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Name him Kurwa
Breed : Teckel
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>>703226980
underated combination
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Rolling for "Nigger" the sausage dog.
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Name it Cuckerino
Golden retriever
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Golden retriver yes lls
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>>703225893
>>no mop dogs

This had better be bait

Kommondors are god tier
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>>703225893

Get a chow chow

Call it captain nugget
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>>703225893
Fine, then Dickbag McFaggot it is
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German Shepherd.
Harley
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Pincher
Name him Thunder
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>>703226525
You kill yourself fag.
Pitbuls are a sick breed of dog and not the cool kind of sick
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>>703228602
Fucking 13 year olds
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>>703225893
wow 22 is pretty specific but i'd name it twenty two because you obviously love the number breed a chowawa(sic) because fuck you
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bernese mountain dogger
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Bitch Nigga.
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Call it Kylie Jenner
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>>703229741
Bernese yes and name it nugget
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>>703229774
Wow. Someone let their 10 year old get drunk
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Name it after yourself, and add "Jr."
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>>703225893
Pits aren't shit tier faggot
Rolling for Pekingese
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>>703229517
Motherfucker fuck off
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Crippler, Chow
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Maximus, German Sheperd
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>>703229517
Fucking jew detected here
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Copper
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Chocolate Lab.
Air Bud Golden Receiver.
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Whiny-baby, SJW Bitch
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Saint Bernard.
Name, Steve.
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Lemondrip
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>>703225893
Pitt bull is a superior breed....just corrupted by niggers. Rescue Pitt puppy ftw.
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Get a Cockapoo. They are fucking awesome. Super happy all the time. Really playful, intelligent and funny,

Call it Frankie
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>>703225893
Pitt bull, Doggo
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>>703231817
Cute.
Looks like a teddy bear
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Paulito

Breed: Bengal Cat
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>>703230435
Sorry, my mistake. 12.
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Serrurerie
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>>703230617
Calling a German shepherd Adolf is about as clever as shitting on your pillow before you go to bed.
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>>703231817
Rolling for Anne frankie
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Name it Allen iverson. going for 2222 quads get a lhasa apsa
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>>703232413
reroll for just 22
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Flairghert medical bag
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rolling for Angus, the Jack Russel
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Akita for trips
Osama Bin Dogen for 22
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donger the dingo
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doggo
husky
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Pony up for a full blood Tibetan Mastiff poorfag named poorfag
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>>703225893
Bobtail, female, name her BOB
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Sir Puggles
Golden retriever
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>>703232750
reroll
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>>703225893
Jack Russell, rescue, named Moneypenny (f) or Vim Fuego (m)
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Afghan named Terry
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Irish wolf hound/scottish deer hound
Stanley yelnats
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Mr Noodles
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>>703232790
Reroll
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Bassett hound named brummy
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Afghan named Osama
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>>703232959
Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley
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Get a greyhound from the track named speedy
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Faggot McDickbag
chihuahua
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Faggot Hudson
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Seymour Asses
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Pomeranian named Fart Cloud
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>>703229648
Chowawa?

Is that like an autistic Chewbacca mong?
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Jindo named JoJo
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>>703229648
Chihuahua you fucking retard
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>>703230617
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Retard
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>>703234488

>checked
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Blitzkrieg
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Doggo.
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An American Cocker Spaniel
And name it lady
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>>703235093
reroll, let it be a german shepperd
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>>703225893

If male, name him Jack.

If female, name her Sandy.
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Tramp
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>>703235761
reroll
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>>703235967
last reroll
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>>703236024
Last last reroll
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poocho
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>>703236076
The lastest reroll out of lastest rerolls
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You only said pit bulls or chihuahuas :^)
Hey a Staffordshire bull terrier.
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Rick Harrison
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Harambe
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>>703236135
The ery lastest reroll to have ever rerolled
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>>703225893
Dick Dastardly/Muttley
>Standard poodle

That motherfucker will get into so much shit, because they're too smart for their own good. If you have another doggo it will teamwork the shit out of you too.
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Moist
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>>703236212
reroll
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>>703236250
reroll
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>>703236289
rereroll
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>>703225893
Irish Wolfhound named Buttercup
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>>703236313
reroll
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>>703225893
Messershmitt is the name of your new dog, who carries barrels of rum in the mountains
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>>703236322
DAMMIT
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his name will be spud
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Mr. Banana Boat
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joey fat one

portuguese water dog
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>>703236322
*GAFAWWW HAHAHA*
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A Corgi named Gavin
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>>703235761
Reroll.
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Reggin

Roll
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>>703226980
Blondi was the name
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>>703235761
Roll
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Rolling for 'childporn' and German Shepherd.
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>>703228844
roll
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Sausage Dog
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>>703235761
rereroll
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>>703236675
Re
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>>703235761
roll.
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>>703225893
You can call it whatever you want it public.

But, in private, you have to call it "field nigger" if you're outside, and "house nigger" when you're inside.


"I just stepped in field nigger shit. again."
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Get a golden retriever.

Name him Silver.
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>>703236675
reroll
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>>703236233
rolling for "Moist"
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Furax
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>>703236887
so fucking close.

Fucking re
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>>703225893
Great Dane. Chill as fuck
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>>703236885
this
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>>703236675
rerere
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>>703236885
roll
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>>703235761
Rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererrererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererrererererererererereroll
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>>703236885
again
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>>703235761
rerolll
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>>703236885
this
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>>703236885
I'm getting sick of selecting store fronts
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>>703236885
rolling
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>>703235761
re
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>>703236885
nice
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Australian Shephard
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>>703235761
rer
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>>703235761
rerol
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>>703236885
rrrroll
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Phteven
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>>703236885
rolling
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>>703235761
Reroll.
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>>703237366
reroll
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>>703236885
yup
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>>703237421
SO FUCKING CLOSE
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>>703227053
fuck those faggit dogs
worse than fucking football dogs
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>>703236885
that's actually a good idea

what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>703236885
COME ON REROLL
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>>703235761
Roll.
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>>703225893
Get you one of these
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>>703236885
let's make it happen people
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>>703227311
Nobody noticed the winrar?!
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>>703227327
don't ever get a cocker span
niggers of the dog world
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>>703236885
Rolling for this
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>>703236885
do it
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Faggot McDickbag
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>>703236885
fucking hell
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>>703236885
Rollingg
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>>703236885
last try, then I'm out
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>>703236885
rererererolll
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bagdick
mini horse
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>>703237884
goddamnit, so close
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>>703236885
ROLL DAMMIT
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Since the breed has to fut the name Buttercup, get a doberman
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>>703238000
WINRAR

OP, you can be happy with this one
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>>703238000
oh fuck i did it
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>>703238000
So it's gonna be a golden retriever named Buttercup
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>>703238000
>tfw OP got his own get
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>>703235761
Like in Lady and the Tramp? That's original. Please drown yourself.
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Dog
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>>703227303
Roll
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>>703226366
winrar
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>>703226980
Roll
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>>703225893
Black lab

Harambe
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Name it Trump
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>>703226541
Roll
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>>703238553
Damnit!!!
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>>703238456
???
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>>703238560
Reroll
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>>703238271
>not op
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>>703225893
Retard
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get a doggo from the streets
call it anon
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>>703225893
Name should be WayneGarth.
Don't be a cock about the breed. Pick a dog from the local shelter and save a life.
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Name it Kill yourself
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>>703226366
Name winrar!
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Faggot mcdickbag
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>>703238379
Wat? I just like the name tramp
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>>703238000
WINRAR!
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