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Hey /b/

I've had this thing on my nose for like 2-3 weeks now and it hurts like hell even with the tiniest touch.

Trips decide what i do to it
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Go 2 a fucking doctor you idiot
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Cut it out with a knife at home
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>>703222458
Its MRSA get to a Dr soon or it will spread to your lungs and kill you
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Light a fire under it
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That's what you get for browsing /b/
cancer
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>>703222458
get rid of it with a angle grinder
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Someones been brown nosing his boss hmm?
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>>703222458
Squeeze it as hard as you can
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>>703222458
could be herpies. anyhow go see a doc you jew
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infantigo, basically kys now
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>>703222458
Bitch you got syphillis, quit taking loads up your nose
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stick a needle under it
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Leave it
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>>703222458
put neosporin on it
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>>703224518
>neosporin
boooring
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>>703222458
visit a doctor you retarded fuck , lmao over all the shit people ask these days
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>>703223188
Roll for this
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>is it brown?
>does it hurt
If yes to the above, see a doctor you dumb cunt
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put some bleach on it.
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>>703222458
Dude that is leprosy, you really need to get it checked out. DONT TOUCH IT, IT WILL SPREAD TO YOUR FINGERS.
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its just a cancer dont worry
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>>703222458
What you have there is basically a scab of hardened snot. Only thing to do is rip it off which a finger nail; and try, failing miserably, not to cry like a bitch.
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>>703222458
nail clip it off
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Jerk off while looking at hillary Clinton pictures...no matter you long it takes... cum in your hand and use the cum as neosporin for that shit.
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>>703222458
Thump the hell out of it
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>>703225006
rolling
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medfag here
sorry bro but you have nose cancer
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Rip it off with waxing paper
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>>703222458
Go to a doctor
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keep it slathered in triple antibiotic for like 3 days.
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stick a needle into it
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kys
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Put cum.
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Put salt on the top of an ice cube and then hold the ice cube to your nose salt-side up. Home remedy
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>>703222458
If it was kinds darker and came out of nowhere my bet would be caner.
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burn it
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don't do nothing.
go to bed
leave 4chan foreva
oxoxo
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>>703225458
reroll
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>>703225281
Yeah do this anon it purifies any wound my family does this too
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CUT THAT BITCH
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>>703225395
>>703225458
Both are good idea's
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go see a doctor faggot
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>>703225281
Truth
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Amputation is your only effective option.
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>>703225662
So close
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Rip/cut that shit off
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Get your septum pierced
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>>703225281
This works amazingly OP
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Cover it with hot glue.
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>>703225281
don't to this. it will cure you too quickly and leave a scar.
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>>703225798
reroll
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Burn with lighter post results
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>>703225281
Reroll
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Burn it with a menthol cigarette
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>>703225281
Rerollll
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stick a red hot needle in the fucker
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butter it with your cum
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>>703225837
Shhhhhhhhh shhhhh
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>>703226178
roll
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>>703225281
rerolling
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>>703226178
reroll
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>>703225281
Refuckingroll
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>>703226178
yesss rerollllll
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>>703226178
rawl
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Apply cocain
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>>703226412
go
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>>703226399
Yesss dubs getting close. Reroll
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>>703226456
gogogo
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>>703226178
reroll
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>>703225281
rolling for this shit
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>>703225281
Re-roll
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>>703225281
This guy is right, you may also do it by putting a hot item (like a needle or something) onto the spot, but this method has less chances of hurting you.
Basically, the ice cools the infected spot down so the bacteria doesn't move away, and the salt inevitably kills them by drying them to death. I know, really terribly explained, but that's how it works.
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>>703225281
Rolling
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>>703226178
or a metal spoon cable
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Apply salt and pepper to it, film it, post reaction here.
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Tilt your head back and fill your nose with vodka
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>>703225281
rerolling, i need this in my life
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>>703226621
now
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>>703226586
rollin
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go on craigslist and suck a dude off and post picture here
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>>703226588
Nice dubs
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wasting trips, don't mind me
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>>703226650
Rollerino
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>>703226586
fuck
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>>703226755
Jk
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Grab a pair of wire cutters and use it on your nose.
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>>703222458
stop touching it
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Put nose into ice water.
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>>703225281
Twice now this have gotten dubs... rolling
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brush it HARD with an electric toothbrush.
show result.
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Play No Man's Skys
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>>703222458
Sandpaper it
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>>703226909
Reroll
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cum on desk
mix with salt
snort that shit
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Put sharpie in nostril
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>>703226965
reroll
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Leave it alone
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>Hey /b/. I've had this thing on my nose for like 2-3 weeks now and it hurts like hell even with the tiniest touch.
Oh, he's going to ask for help
>Trips decide what I do to it
OK then...
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>>703226604
I agree. Rerolling for salt icecube
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>>703225281
Rolling, for the day /b/ actually helps someone out through hivemind knowledge of ancient remedies, it's why eskimos have such good skin!
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>>703226965
roll
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>>703226965
i want this
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>>703227200
dubs wasted
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Jab a needle in and out 5 times
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>>703226965
reroll
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>>703226178
dis
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>>703222458
get some of your mothers makeup and paint it over
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>>703225281
Regardless of trips this is the best method to do. Irregardless of trips... rolling!!
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Cut your nose off
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Steal an old man's cane
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>>703225281
tripssss
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>>703225281
Roll
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get a washcloth, and scrub it hard. clean that shit out with peroxide if u have it. Best of luck
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>>703222458
THE FUCK IS THIS
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Rub bengay
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>>703222458
first you have to timestamp it
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Squeze it hard film it and upload here
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>>703225281
Trips
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>>703227904
H
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Eat your own dick
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>>703227904
Reroll
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>>703222458
literally admitting you pick your nose AND leave shit on your finger on 4chan.

kys faggot.
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>>703228126
Retroll
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>>703224090
>herpies
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Bengay
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>>703225281
Rolling for this
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>>703228202
One more retrial
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>>703223413
Oh my god, if this got trips...
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>>703222458
your right nostril looks like the hamburglar's butthole. i'd be more worried about that situation
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>>703222458
sharpie in pooper, take pic with timestamp and post
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Do absolutely nothing and don't talk about it on /b/ ever again.
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Poke with knife
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>>703222458
it is mrsa. i've had mrsa, so i know.

you can rip it off if you want, but it'll come back. you need antibiotics.

i had really good results with vancomycin shot. it hurt like a bitch but cleared it up super fast.

uhhhhhhhh yeah or get other oral antibiotics good luck OP god speed mrsa sucks and smells awful and with it right under your nose that must be annoying
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rolling for ice cube
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>>703225281
Roll bcus I m god
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try to burn it off
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>>703226178
roll
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>>703229054
also with it on your nose you'll end up inhaling spores and shit. def go doctor
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Get it checked out by a medical professional
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Just straight peel it off with your hand. All of it!
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cut with paper , record itt , post here
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Have gay sex
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Do a suicide
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burn with lighter , im serious
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put pen in your nose and hit the desk with head
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>>703225281
Rolling fags
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>>703225281
Rollin
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Do a barrel roll
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>>703229530
This
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>>703229770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE
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poke with needle
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>>703230193
roll
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>>703225281
roll
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Nose infection
Go to doc. We will give you stuff. Heals in 2 weeks
Without doc it will get Bigger
Sorry mobile
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>>703223284
Underrated
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>>703223188
roll
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>>703230584
Meh.
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>>703225281
rollling
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Rolling for the salt ice
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you discard it and trim your nose hairs.
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Do nothing
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Rip it off with tweezers
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>>703229511
roll
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>>703230957

Re-roll
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Bang your nose as hard as you can on a desk
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sharpie in butt
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>>703222458
have u ever heard of flesh eating amoebas? google it
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>>703222458
Have you had a strong cold recently? Cleaning your nouse to often and aggresive can cause this, had the same once. It should be gone in 0-3 weeks.
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>703231112
off by one rip
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>>703225281
rolling for this
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sharpie in pooper, then paint that shit with your shit
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>>703231070
roll
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still this crap???
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>>703225281
reroll
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>>703222458
Cut it off with a razor
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>>703231414
reroll
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>>703231444
WINRAR
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>>703231444
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>703231444
wew laddie
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Cum on it
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>>703231444
winrar
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>>703231444
deliver OP
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>>703231444
winRaR
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kill yourself with a gun in your nose
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Op needs to deliver
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WINRAR
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