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You have 30 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
>We will know if you are lying.
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My seniority levels are over 9000
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I've been here since 97 m8
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>>703221254
ahh I miss Boxxy
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>>703221102
DESU! DESU! DESU!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU
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Bait thread everyone knows there's no oldfags left and this site is 100% under aged faggots arguing about foreskin, black cocks and whether or not it's Gay to suck a trannys dick
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Only newfags claim to be oldfags, or even use the word
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>>703221102
its called a usb line...

...i'll show you later
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Old meme
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I was here a few years before I could smell what The Rock was cooking.
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I think newfags are cute
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>>703221102
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>>703221707
>>703221707

This
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>>703221790

Newfag detected.
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I'm an oldfag, I've been here all summer
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Mizugorou
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Not oldfag.
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>>703221939
fucking gold
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I miss the threads with candl-
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>>703221102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
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Habo raid days here
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>>703222006
Ive been to mushroom mountain went two it twice but whose countin but nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
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You lost the game
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Puddi puddi puddi puddi puddi

GIGA PUDDIIIIII
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>>703221102
She was such a cutie. Fucking makes me legitimately sad.
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Here's a get I got when moot decided to put Xs at the end of post numbers so people would stop posting get threads.
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>>703222222
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>>703221102
old enough .
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Then who was phone?
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>>703221102
A year or two ago, on the first day of school 4Chan hacked the camera to a school classroom and started playing "I hate fucking niggers" song until the school janitor turned off the camera.

That was a great day.
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>>703221102
Toasting in epic bread
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True queen of /b/
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>>703222280
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>>703222653
Thanks I'm a newfag and can now pretend to be an oldfag even better
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>>703221102
Take off every zig.
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I was here before sinks.
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I am a motherfucker/EBM
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hows this faget
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Im in yur washing machine washing my harbl
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>>703222844
Ok
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>>703222333
>>703222293
Yes i remember both of these lol i started using 4chan daily when the last digits where x'd out, any idea what year that was? Like 07 maybe?
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>>703221102
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>I'm an oldfag
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oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have a dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
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I still laugh at Michael and the Sex Goblin when MostlyHetero wrote it in 2004.

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin

He posted it on wattpad btw. Spelling mistakes and all. He wrote some others I'll probably read them later when I'm high af.
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>>703221707
Where did they go??
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>>703222557
have any vids?
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>>703221102
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Coupon threads
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Unwilled sex does not make since
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>>703221102

noko in the email
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>>703223138
He's still around?
Fuck dude were old as shit....
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>>703221102
this gem
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he was such an hero to throw it all away
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>>703223296
I was still doing this up untill a week ago...
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>>703222653
oh thank God i can stop playing. how did i miss this
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YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ELIZABETH
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>>703223338
Hmmnn got more?
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>>703223296
My nigga.
>>703223303
Yeah he uploads some pretty funny shit.
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>>703223296
Does that not work any more?
>posting from mobile app
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>>703223338
34 kb it's very old
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>>703223184

https://youtu.be/8mzBS0DXxnc?t=1h

https://youtu.be/3_ryWajmOIY
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>>703223338
moar
nice titties
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>>703223138
Holy fuck this is amazing I'm crying
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Hey faggots,

My name is John
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>>703223380
Wow, you've been here all summer haven't you?
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>>703223147

Milhouse isn't a meme.
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/16083
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>gop
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PENIS BUTTSEX VAGINA
roodypoo
what else uh... candlejack followed by a cut off sente-
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>>703223138
Literal tears streaming down my cheeks.
Beautiful.
>>703223147
Is a meme but not a meme while still being a meme
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>>703222394
It been like a year and it already feels like this is from the 90's
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>>703223661
i get it. i reference something that happened back in 2006 and you pretend like i looked it up on wikipedia. jokes on you, i did look it up just to be sure i had to date right.
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>>703223147
It's the bullying meme
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>>703223138
what this shitballs
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>>703221102
newfag asking for others to prove they are oldfags...
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>>703222001
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>>703224357
I've been here all summer
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>>703221102
>I'm a newfag
>Better pretend to be an oldfag and get others to prove they're an oldfag so I can look cool

Fuck off newfag, being an oldfag isn't a fucking title. It just means you've been here for a longer duration. Beyond that, it means fuck all. When you make gay threads like this, your newfaggotry shines like the fucking sun. You, sir, are the gayest of all OP's.
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>>703221102
Fuck off your roody-poo candy ass
saged
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>>703222280
fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>703221102
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I'm not
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lol u tk him 2da bar|?
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>>703224943
Spodermen :DDDDDDDD
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Do not curse by any name of Earth, nor of Heaven; blessed is he with a single tunic which shared two in tavels.
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i don't know even to look no like moar
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>>703223060
I was a bit before that, yeah, around '07.
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>>703221102
Who dat?
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DESU* DESU_ DESU~ :DESU DESU* DESU_ DESU~ :DESU DESU* DESU_ DESU~ :DESU DESU* DESU_ DESU~ :DESU DESU* DESU_ DESU~ :DESU DESU* DESU_ DESU~ :DESU DESU* DESU_ DESU~ :DESU DESU* DESU_ DESU~ :DESU DESU* DESU_ DESU~ :DESU
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>>703221102
I remember when "dumping" meant uploading an entire folder of images in a single operation.
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>>703221102
sidebar
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Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>703221252
>>703221254
>>703221391
>>703221536
>>703221611
>>703221707
>>703221716
slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
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dun dun
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>>703221102
I finished ET on Atari before the industry collapsed like 2 weeks later. Never could finish Indiana Jones with its 2 joystick bullshit.
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DSFARGEG
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>>703221102
This has been posted over 5 times this week
>OP you are a new fag
Fuck off u cum guzzling pig ovary eating
Neckbearded basment dwelling cp downloading finger box questioning drip of life that came from a failed back street abortion that festered in a crack house toilet for weeks and then covered in vomit until it were flushed down the shitter then clawed its way to life
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>>703222737
Show belly button and go to bed
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90% of the people left on 4chan are kids or young adults trying to be edgy.

>i grabbed this DESU DESU thing from an oldfag thread lol now im an oldfag
>i can google how to triforce on 4chan lol im such an oldfag
>lmao ik who moot is so i can say im oldfag
>i looked up who boxxy is so i can use my knowledge of her to pretend im oldfag

ive been here since 2013 in all honesty. im not an oldfag, sorry my dudes
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>>703225768
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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I wear a guy fawkes mask in public
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>>703221102
me old fag
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4chan Gold Account required to view image
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>>703221102
I have high blood pressure.
>trips
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>>703221707
This exactly... And it is gay to suck a tranny.
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>>703222394
Wew lad
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>>703221707
/thread
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wtf is this settings button even
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>>703221102
Alyssa Bustamante?
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I'm a newfag, I've been here since around Feb 2015.
Dare to admit faggots
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>>703225963
Nice meme bro
If op
Where's your come back cause this ain't shit son
May your entire family be analy raped by niggers.then when you can make a break to run your colons and assholes prolapse causing you to trip over them then you are raped yet again by a group of nazis with a prolapse fetish .
Then you make your merry way to the hospital to find out you all have contracted AIDS and have to shoot your loved ones for mercy then you chug a gallon of bleach
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I win.
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Anna Kornikova.
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>>703223151
Some are still around. Honestly, most just grew up, had kids, got jobs and lost interest in raiding and shitposting.
I'll still check in every now and then to confirm that /b is/was/will always be shit.
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How come no one mentioned the first queen of 4chan, cracky-chan, yet?
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>>703221102

I remember UStream raid threads, where 100+ b-tards would wreak havoc on the most appropriate UStream channels.

I remember a secret FB group where we would pose as 16 y/o girls trying to friend old fat guys and harrass them; e.g. having them click on links which would make them search fbi.gov for kiddie porn.

I remember coming home eager to read what LulzSec did that day.

I remember getting comput0r skills myself, and getting a job, a better job and then I bought this nice house.
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>>703227011
I got kids I grew up
Never too old for /b/
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>>703227011
Yeah, I come to /b/ for like maybe 10 minutes every couple of months. Used to spend hours here but that was so many years ago.
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>>703226513
Porshe girl, sick and sad
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>>703221102
ive been here all summer, im old as fuck /B/ is me and my friends favorite thing to talk about at school
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slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
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>>703222333
Beautiful get!
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http://cheesespin.net/
love it
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>>703225902
no shit faggot, 08, been trolling you candyasses since I was 12
U probably dont even PUDDI
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>>703226381
ohmygod
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>>703227482
With your help
>this can be the new meme
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>>703221102
Reporting in, faggot.
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>>703228069
Google images
>nice try fuck pig
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>>703228340
wat?
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I want to get fucked in the ass by a hot man.
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i remember when people would post her cp here w/o being banned.
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>>703228902
you havent proven anything anon
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My first and only reply to this shit
Any old fag whould not need to post to prove it
Plus an old fag would want this shit to 404
An old fag hates this type of /b/ cancer
You should all be ashamed of yourselves summer is over but the nightmare continues
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>>703225839
is it her? I was here then but I've rarely saved any pics and I'm not going to be looking them up..
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>>703229000
I wasn't proving anything. I just want to be fucked in the ass and cummed on by another man.
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>>703221102
I know where she is burried.
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>>703224600
I get this.
It's nothing to be proud of to be here for years.
This place has been shit for a decade and to say you've put up with this shit for that long is just depressing.
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>>703229173
You have proven that you not be on /b/
Due to your lack of not checking dubs and trips
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>>703227117

see

>>703222635
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>>703221102
I had my hip replaced last month.

If you mean have I been on here for a long time? My first use of "the chan" in '08 was all colorful and censored shit to Rock catchphrases. I was a newfag then and had no fucking clue what was going on. So I kept my mouth shut.
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Ohello /B/, my name is Chips Handon. I always like to lork at 4cham and I also like mudflips too, as you do. DASU DASU LOL. I also like having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /random/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%. in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Astrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what I mean LOL). ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.
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>>703229173
any other man or a hot other man? get your story straight faggot
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IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME
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>>703229420
Checking dubs and trips has had its ups and downs over the years. Currently it smacks of middle school.
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>>703229420
Numbers do not matter. I just want to be fucked roughly in the ass by a manly man.
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>>703229557
I'm only a faggot for you daddy.
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I'm 39
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>>703222615
I like my Stevens toasted
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TWINKIE HOUSE
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wae
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▲ ▲
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>>703229631
Good for anon
Baylie jay seems man enough for /b/
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>>703221102
watt is oldfag?
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>>703229960
Well, at least I'm honest.
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>>703221102
I've posted ifunny pictures since almost before last May
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Checkem
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get down, there's a sni
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>>703225963
this cancer right here nigger
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>>703222120
You stupid fuck, you're supposed to say Candlejack's name befo....
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>>703222737
Oh god I remember skyping with her. I hear she is a slut now. Not that it's surprising.
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>>703223240
Omg those Fuckin coupons! I used them at target, savemart, and Wal-Mart. Target was the only sketchy one. If I wouldn't have left when I did I think they would have gotten me.
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>>703230053
Nothing wrong with going your own way mate
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>>703222293
GIGA PUDDI!
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Is pudi old enough you roody pooes?
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>>703225723
oh fuck I forgot about this! cracked me up of all things
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>>703230207
The only true oldfag in this thread
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>>703223999
candyass
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