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how can i tell if i'm dating a trap?

went on a date with an asian but something feels off. i suspect trap but i don't know for sure.

wat do?
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ask them
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>>703220428
and if they aren't, it's going to be pretty offensive, isn't it?
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>>703220428
Mr "i'll never get laid"
If she's not you're just fucked
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>>703220330
EZ. Fuck the trap, and if you're not into it, then leave.
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>>703220330
Show us a pic of her/him and I'm sure we could tell ya.
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>>703220867
only anon with a brain in this thread
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>>703220839
That's one option. I've thought about fucking a trap hooker before, but just in the idle way you might think about fucking a celeb or random colleague that you know you never will.

now it feels a lot closer to home...if that's the situation!

>>703220867
no
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>>703220867
This. Pic, OP. /b/ is dumb as hell, but knows traps.
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>>703221232
i wish i could because i want to know, but i also know /b/ and know that's a bad idea.

i know you guys would say trap immediately anyway based on the pic, and i had my supicions before the date. but then on the date 'she' looked so cute and feminine. the pics and questions made me suspicious...the date, less so, but still a few oddities which could be easily explained by trap or maybe just foreign oddness.

never dated (or even spoken to jap) before so might just be how they are?

are jap traps common?
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>>703220330
Uh check for a dick dumbshit
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>>703221744
i'm guessing it's been lopped off a while ago if suspicions are right.

is it still a trap post-op?
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>>703221632
No, but Southeast Asian traps are common
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>>703221632
What did she/he do to make you think she/he's a trap?
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>>703221874
No it's called a tranny then. In which case don't fuck it because then your fucking a wound and that's gross.
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>>703222023
This might help us make an informed decision op
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>>703222023
asked about my opinion of gays because friend is trap

secretive beyond normal

and just a feeling of intuition. something isn't right.
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>>703222231
Definitely a trap.
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>>703222231
smells like a trap. But if he's cute i say go for it. If it get's to weird you always tell him it's not for you.
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>>703222317
it does seem likely.
>>703222613
ridiculously cute tbh. that's why i'm finding this to be a dilemma
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>>703220330

just package check that bitch, completely necessary when visiting asian countries, esp SEA countries. if checks out still look for reaching for lube first thing when going to the sack.

source: me, sailor who visits these type of countries monthly
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>>703222727
Just do it life too short. Just make sure your not the bottom bitch.
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>>703222863
am not in asia and s/he is jap not SE asian, but this advice is good, thanks.
>>703223019
as i said above, i get the feeling the penis is long gone if it was a he to begin with.

anyone ever fucked a post-op? can't imagine it's good...

if i was going to go down this route, i think i'd rather there be a cock. it's gonna feel gay regardless. but a bad fuck with gay self-loathing afterwards seems pointless. IF i was going to fuck a trap. i'd want it to be something worthwhile/different. already done lots of anal play with girlfriends so being the "bottom" wouldn't bother me. again, IF i was going to do this.

not sure i can...

though you're right. life too short etc. and its nice to cum in another human. and this one is super cute and petite and at least looks female.
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>>703220330
this thread again
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Having lived and owned a bar in Bangkok for a long time previously, there are only two ways to tell short of looking at the pussy if the overall physic doesn't give it away straight off.

a) The men have had the plastic surgery to look good, too good. The real girls have softer features and aren't as pretty.

So if you picture what most western men would think of as hot and model material, that's possibly a man.

b) usually the men still have a deeper voice, but not always. Enough anyway to raise your suspicion.

#1 rule of dating Asian girls is don't go for the ones that look like a model if you want to play it safe.
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>>703223648
i know, i started it last night but changed tab and when i came back it had been pruned.

i'm sure you'll live.
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>>703223760
high voice, not deep. that's one of the things that raised my suspicion. almost too high. like they're trying not to sound manly.
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Count the ribs. Very few will opt for that bit of surgery. Adam's apples get shaved off for not much money so don't use that as a guide.
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moar info, if it helps:

lipstick was badly applied. as a man, i wouldn't expect to notice this. but i did.

hand were tiny. wouldn't expect a trap to have small hands.

two contradictory bits of "evidence"
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Actually that rib bit is bollocks -sry I posted that, forgot rib difference is a myth.
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>>703223527
Well i know this sounds gay but if he makes you happy then i would at least give it the old college try. I don;t know how long you've been dating but if it was that uncomfortable you would of ended it already. Check it out , if you don't like what you see you can just leave.
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A lot of traps in BKK work in beauty salons to gain the money for the surgery and as they are "accepted" in those jobs. So possibly quite the reverse, bad makeup may be a sign it's female.
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>>703224620
1 date so far. no kissing, fucking. but i think it will happen by date #2 / #3 if i carry on. clearly into me.
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Just communicate you beta loser - "I'm really interested in going out with you but have a few blunt questions...STDs, Gender, etc. " for example. Quit being beta and ask about it. Trans usually have all kinds of strange relationships with their bits anyway - so start communicating right away if you want to have that relationship.
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Ask her if she wants to have kids
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>>703225062
was going to argue i'm not a beta loser but i feel like it asking /b/ for dating advice. as one anon said up thread, though, /b/ knows traps.

you might be right about being honest. if she has a trap friend then she shouldn't be offended if i ask her outright.
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All the traps in the bar I owned would always tell the customer first before anything physical happened - long before.

Once you see the pussy, though good it is still obvious. They don't want to get beaten up - so they are (as far as I know) always honest with the johns first.

So if she stays silent, another sign it's a girl.

I knew a lot of traps to talk to in the bar, and everyone was a great laugh so long as you treated them with the same respect you'd treat anyone else. If you were out and out a dickhead, then generally you came off worse.
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>>703225290
apparently she does. but that could easily be explained away by adoption etc
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>>703224814
Well get to know this person abit more and nonchalantly ask if their a man or women. I know it may seem a bit weird but you do have a right to know.
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>>703225415
yeah, i'm not anti-gay or anything. i wouldn't treat her badly if she told me she was a trap. unless she waited until after something had happened.

i'm just not sure what to do if she says she is...
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>>703225720
shit i meant rude instead of weird.
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>>703225555
Ask if she's worried pregnancy will ruin her figure
Nigga, I don't know. Just bang the little jap
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>>703225857
i think you're right. i'll just ask her. the worst that can happen is she says no and gets offended and doesn't want to carry on dating. would be disappointing (would love to fuck a petite little jap) but not the end of the world, eh
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>>703220330
aim for the second hole down from the back of the neck........if there is not a second hole then get the fuck out of there.
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If you are really paranoid...

Take it easy for a month, go around to her house every few days and look for evidence of tampon usage.

Tampon usage = a girl
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>>703225797
You have to look inwards and ask your self " Can i see myself with this person physically" If you have a single doubt then it's best to end it now.
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>>703226329
pysically i can. 100%. it's mentally that's the problem. and if it goes on longer. introducing 'her' to my family etc.

they wouldn't be happy.
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>>703226314
Or a trap with a bleeding anus
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>>703220330
Take her out for Mexican food then wait. If she farts it's a man if not you good.
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>>703226329
You sound like a reasonable person.

What the fuck are you doing on /b/?
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>>703226552
Then ask and if they get angry tell them you want this relationship to be built on mutual trust. If they care at all about you they'll understand.
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>>703226552
If she's more than a trap and is mtf transgender, then your family might never need to know she's trans, just tell them she's a woman. Unless she's one of the crazy trannies who HAS to tell everyone and make a big show out of it, in which case you're better off without her. A sane mtf transwoman (and they do exist) will be perfectly happy being treated and called a woman by everyone and won't need anyone to know she's trans except her parents and intimate partners.
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>>703226837
i'm here for the dank memes, plus i like to help people.
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>>703221632
If you're so worried about some anons finding his/her Facebook or whatever just post a pic with the eyes blocked with a black bar, we really just need to see the nose, cheeks, and jaw structure to be able to tell. Also just don't be such a fucking pussy, post a goddamn pic and we can tell you immediately instead of trying to figure it out by you telling us things you think might indicate her being a trap
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Check her ID or passport. The correct gender/sex shoul be there.
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>>703220330
does she make clickity clack noises when she walks from the pillz she carries?

does she randomly hold little blue pills under her tongue?
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you still there op?
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>>703227422
probably going to regret this but fuck it
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>>703228447
trap
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>>703228447
man
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>>703228447
trap
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>>703222727
>ridiculously cute tbh. that's why im finding this to be a dilemma.

.......
>be me
>see hot trap at college
>she really likes me
>flirts with me, hangs on my arm, go for coffee
>wants to get serious
>I get hung up on whether its gay or not, tell her i need 2 weeks to think about it because i feel weird.
big mistake
>she looks pissed off.
>"Fuck you then i'll date someone who likes me"
>she leaves
>txt her a week later to apologize
>she replies "its fine, i'm over it (: i got a new bf!"
>she sends pic
>its my best friend

fuck. dammit. tap that while you can
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>>703228447

Yup. Facial structure. That's a dude.
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>>703228447
trans girl reporting in.
i can always recognize my sisters. she is definitely one of them <3
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i knew you'd all say trap from the pic. she looked more feminine irl. but, i did have the same thoughts from pic....
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>>703228447
The mouth and jaw look manly. Shoulders are manly too.
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>>703228447
If you arent going to fuck pass my way.
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>>703228447
Yeah it's probably a man. Still If you find her attractive and you enjoy her personality go for it.
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>>703228861
Do you have anymore pics?
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>>703229108
i do but you're not getting them
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>>703229213
This ones enough, going to go fap
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>>703229376
LOL
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>>703229213

How come?
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>>703223527
>>already did anal play
>>not gay

Do it faggot, i AM trans.
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>>703229620
with hand (:
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>>703229690
kek
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>>703229213
How do they treat you? Do you feel more at home with this person then with others in the past. Do you feel 100 percent comfortable with them. If the answers to these questions are yes. Then it shouldn't bother you
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>>703228635
this is a good parable.

i've always been a bit curious, of everything. not just sex/relationship stuff. evem stuff i don't like. i don't like the thought of being on my deathbed and thinking, "i wish i'd tried <insert whatever>".

maybe i should just do it. it might be horrible. but it's not going to fuck me up forever. not going for this while there's a chance might make me always regret it. i don't think this will ever happen to me again because i don't look for this kind of thing.

fuck's sake. why is everything complicated...
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>>703229953
Do it, I'm fapping to your trap gf right now
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>>703225415
Tgirl here again, yup americans are getting there too, theyll tell you upn second date if not before because they dont want to get beaten or killed.
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>>703229953
you remember everything you regret, right?

>that hot trap at college
>that really hot girl from psych class
>when my girlfriend's sister invited me to a threesome
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>>703229953
It sounds as tho you have the answer. Go be happy. We all deserve to be. I would like to know what happens so if you wouldn't mind, make another thread letting us know how it goes.
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>>703229882
no, we're quite different morally/politically. i take drugs and smoke and she doesn't know about those and is quite against them. quite traditionalist (strange for a trap). i'm sure as soon as i 'disclose' those things then it's probably over anyway.

had fun on the date though. lots of laughing and good flowing conversation. but then, unless i'm on a date with a total retard, that's normal for me. i'm a pretty sociable person and can get along with anyone, even people really different to me.
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>>703230470
........i mean everything you regret not doing.

i dont give a fuck about the mistakes i made
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>>703230505
>she's a trans girl
>who doesn't do drugs
what the fuck
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>>703228447
Fuck this traps ass
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>>703222231
this happened to me, turned out her little brother was a trap which was a surprise to me, and she wanted to give me to him for his birthday and was feeling me out about it.
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>>703230505
will do if i remember.
>>703230558
yes, i remember all my regrets. i remember my mistakes too, but there's so many of them i only remember the life-changing ones.
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>>703230771
lolwut
"Happy birthday sis! i got you a man"
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>>703220330
Go down on her. Penis or vag, it's a win in my hedonistic book
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>>703230505
Shit if she's a traditionalist you hold on to that. That's a diamond, but in any event you sound like you get along pretty well.It'll work out if they care about you. At the end of the day we are all looking for that special someone, if they make you happy that all that's matters
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>>703230996
>her
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>TFW everyone is saying 'her'
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so the consesus is ask her if she's a woman. fuck her anyway. don't worry about anything?
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>>703232211
Dubs of truth, i'd advise fuck her first, then ask.
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>>703232211
is there grass on the field? hit that shit raw dog as hell
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>>703232211
pretty much. If their a traditionalist i doubt you'll catch anything, so go for it.
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i can't believe i'm saying this, but thanks for the advice /b/ - was actually quite decent.

i'm gonna give it a go and see what plays out.
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>>703232885
keep us posted.
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>pose as straight guy giving advice
>secretly helping sister get laid

its called fighting the good fight
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>>703225331
If the topic comes up about his/her/it's trap friend and you no want then just make clear you wouldn't be into traps.

It'll get the message regardless of gender and you'll get sweet puss if not.
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>>703230558
Is not taking that threesome up not a fucking huge mistake?
You have strange ways of separating regrets and mistakes.
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>>703233813
the topic came up and she asked me what my thoughts were. i said as long as something doesn't affect me, i don't care what people do.

i think there was a bit of discussion about what it means when something "affects me" but i used religion as an example and said if someone believes in god, fair enough. but if they try to ram god down my throat then fuck them.

i wish i'd stayed on topic now because it would have been more informative. another regret....
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>>703228447
Ho great another trap.
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>>703220580
Depends on how you ask, mr autist.
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>>703234315
You shoved if off, if you would've given your actual opinion you might've gotten a response or closure.
But fine then again, you are actually turning gay on the spot and not sure if you want to lick that post-op clit or feminine penis anyway.

Yet if it's a trap, which it is, it probably tried to probe your anus/opinion about it. Since you gave no definitive answer the trap might bring it up again. That'll do too as a way of finding out.
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>>703234562
i was thinking something like, "you know how you asked me specifically about what i thought about gays etc...was there a more personal reason for asking? i know your friend is a trap but it seemed more important to you than that."

how's that?
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>>703231594
are you me?
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>>703234821
That sounds good. It doesn't sound like your attack them, you just want an honest answer,
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>>703234774
true. i fucked up.

i gave an honest answer without even considerin there might be an ulterior motive in the question. naive? yes.
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>>703234821
In your mind this plays out like:
>you know how you asked me specifically about what i thought about gays etc...was there a more personal reason for asking? i know your friend is a trap but it seemed more important to you than that.
>Y-yes anon-kun, I-i have a feminine penis and I want you to pleasure me, p-please.
It's an overcomplicated and autistic way of asking it really. It's doing covert ops while wearing a clown's suit.
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>>703235143
I wanted to say "Yeah you gotta think of that with women" but that'd be irrelevant.

Post-op pussy is disgusting though. You seem gay enough for a penis so good luck with that.
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>>703225968
This is a good line of questioning to follow.
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>>703235165
Yeah but you don't want to sound to blunt about it, and come off as uncaring only looking to get your dick wet.
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>>703235613
See
>>703225968
If you want to do the covert way without looking like an autistic beta. Otherwise just ask.
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>>703220330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6fgPX3NjyA
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>>703236698
this shiela is not taller than me. mick dundee fucked up!

she's nearly a foot shorter than me. one of the bits of 'evidence' that makes me think i might be wrong.
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>>703237070
Well their Asian after all.
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>>703237333
>their
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>>703228447
Sexy, but a trap
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>>703220330
I had a similar situation a while back.

All I did was mention that I was so glad to meet someone like her, that I was worried since my friend met someone and they turned out to be a trans.

Their face will either drop like a fucking stone in a pile of shit or they will laugh and say how awful that must of been.
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>want to fuck a trap
>don't know where to look
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>>703239254
won't work given her friend is a trans.
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>>703239587
You actually don't, you just think you do.

The moment they moan and lose control a bit, and you can hear it's a guy is instant noodle (unless you're gay of course).

The appeal is the illusion and the slight disgust, the turnoff is when he illusion fails. That's why trap pictures are hot but reality isn't.
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>>703222222
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>>703239870
That's why you gag them.
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>>703239870
I honestly
dont even
give
a fuck
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>>703239663
It would still work, you can like a trans without wanting to date them.

I have a friend in college that is gay, I have no issues with him but I don't wanna date him under any circumstances. I've never met a woman that would react badly to me saying I don't want to date a trans.

If she does she is trans.
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>>703240070
You honestly do or you would of already pumped your load in some guy that looked half decent.

Fucking a guy / trap is as easy as falling over and hitting the floor.
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>>703228447
Tbh OP, i dont think this is a trap, i would say keep going for it, maybe make the bar a little bit thinner? but i honestly don't think this is a trap
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>>703240319
you make it sound like I'm willing to fuck some 40 year old in drag.
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>>703240070
that's the spirit.
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>>703240319
v like
>>703240548
This is all I want.
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>>703240675
have some more
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>>703228447
Im going to go against the trend here and say thats a girl.
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>>703230956
a man's cock.
he enjoyed btw, so did she, still does.
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>>703242242
thanks. and >>703240482 too

gives me hope.

i think there's a strong possibility of either option. i've seen much more masculine looking women. and i've never known such a petite man. even the most effeminate of men, clear destined to be a fag, you can tell they're men no matter what they try.

this might just be wishful thinking though. i have no idea. probably just need to go with the flow and see what transpires.
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>>703228447
Thats a grill, If you find out she is not a trap you are going to blow a chance to find some one that doesnt think that OP is a faggot, like everyone ITT
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>>703220330

Just get nudes or have sex...

If it's a trap you win...

If it's a girl you win.

/thread
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>>703240865
more pls
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>>703243373
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>>703228447

Looks like a good time, anon
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>>703244235
really
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>>703240548
Please kind sir, may i get a source on this.
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>>703244815
As far as i can tell there's only those two clips. sorry man.
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>>703244551

I mean a hole is a hole and if it's cute the fuck it...

Literally.
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Jeshua Christ /b/, when did traps become a real thing like this? When I was young we all knew that traps were just in thailand and the only thing they were good for was pranking people online into thinking they were looking at a woman until they scrolled down far enough

But now this shit is in peoples real lives? What the fugg
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>>703245225
blame modern medicine. Shit has gotten so good that some of them actually look better then real women.
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>>703245501

Yea but they have dicks
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>>703245225
>believing shit on /b/
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>>703245928
>believing anything
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>>703245761
just give into it.
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>>703246517
Nah bro that's not even my fetish, my fetish is wigless breastless traps who dress like tomboys
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Get her to bed.If she's a trap and you're not into it, just bail. Her not telling you before getting to bed is a massive trust issue.
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>>703246668
post some then.
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>>703246852
woosh
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>>703220330
If they are a trap, get them home and suck their dick until they nut all over your face.
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>>703240865
>>703240548
>Never gonna have a qt trap gf.
>will never worship his fem penis.
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>>703220330
Simple, ask to see benis. Profit
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>>703245225
Transexuals have been around for a while lol, and in public they either just look like women, look somewhat questionable or just look like a man in drag (sucks to be those unfortunate souls).
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>>703242659
OP, i left and now im back and this thread is still going, look at her hands, those are usually a dead giveaway
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>>703249654
hands are tiny and feminie. almost childlike in fact.
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>>703220330
Just get a blowjob then never call it again... go on believing it was whatever you wanted it to be.
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>>703220330
Drop something, reach up for his/her hand , miss, grab the crotch
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>>703220330
give us the sauce on this pic, thats wat do faggot
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