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>Hey dad, meet my boyfriend Dashawn!

Wat do you do /b/?
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Holy shit daughter. What's wrong with your body, you look like Stephen hawking
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>>703194513
The dogs would have torn the monkey to pieces before that
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>>703194513
Ask here when we got to Arizona
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>>703194513
Ask "Who the fuck are you? And why are you trespassing?"
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>>703194513
Zimmerman that dindu
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Fuck him in the ass and cum in her ear
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Tell her she has done a good job and help with the breeding
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the fuck is going on with her body??
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>>703195381
What are you idiots talking about
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>>703194513
how you get outta the basement past the dogs over the electrified fence and minefield and how'd you steal that thing from the zoo
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>>703194513
>Imagine in my head her giving his big black cock a footjob with her small white feet

Hnnnnnng
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>>703195627
Yes
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>>703195627
Millenials: Cuck'd from birth.
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>>703194688
>>703194844
>>703195086
>>703195611
>>703195930
Racist
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>>703194513
Not be an ignorant s.o.b, you have a small penis and feel inferior because of it don't you anon?
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>>703194513
I don't blame him, I would not date a nigger either.
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>>703196174
I'm not racist. I lost my virginity to my nigger neighbor so that makes me unracist. Or did she steal my virginity?
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Dad? I don't have a daughter.
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>>703194513
Why are their heads so big? Did they escape from the circus?
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>>703196626
What the fuck does that mean?
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>>703195500
look at her
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>>703196911
Are you retarded?
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>>703196576
>she
>mfw
>mfw no face
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>>703194513
Just ignore it, if you acknowledge the rebellious bullshit daughters pull it only makes it last. I'd say "he seems nice, should I get an extra steak for tonight?" And that would guarantee he'd be gone in under a week. My daughters are both grown, I have dealt with plenty of their bullshit.
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>>703194513
conjoined twins?
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>>703197062
could you post some pictures of your daughters please, sir?
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>>703196999
What?
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>>703197203
Nope, it's not my first day...
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>>703194513
Fucking shoot myself. My family will kill me anyway.
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To have a daughter one would first have to manage to have sex with a woman to conceive. This would never happen to anyone on /b/
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>>703197236
I'll take that as a yes.
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>>703197252
see >>703197376
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>>703194513
shoot daughter blame it on the nigger
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>>703194513
Is this one of those sjw nigger acceptance threads that /pol/ was on about sage
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>>703197413
Yes what?
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>>703196180
You're a faggot. I hope your spawn gets raped in a crack house by multiple aids infested niggers and have all her holes ripped open and it all gets recorded and shared on her social medias. Suck my runon.
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>>703197528
You're retarded.
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>>703197573
????? English please
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>>703197413
No dude, I'm not him and I don't know what that means.

>that must mean you're retarded?
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>>703197639
I'm embarrassed for you.
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>>703197673
Yes, you're retarded if you don't get the implication of those words. Retard.
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>>703197413
What does that mean you dumb nigger
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>>703197639
>>703197673
>>703197825
XD MEEEEEMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
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>>703194513
I'm not your dad and by the way you look like a slut
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>>703194513
My daughter would never date a nigger. If your daughter brings home a nigger, you've failed as a parent already
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>>703194513
Get sum free crack and weed of my new buddy
Also ask him to steal a new pc so I can have the mother board
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>>703194513
follow them to her bedroom and watch this happen
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>>703197946
Or maybe you didn't make any fucking sense as everybody is saying?
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I have no kids soo no problem and more money
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>>703194513
Even the nigger doesn't wanna be there.
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>>703198104
MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


XXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>703194513
ask if he wants to go hunting. return alone.
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>>703197957
>measured his dick, had to have someone tell his illiterate ass what the numbers meant on his way to the welfare office.
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>>703198103
>>703194513
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>>703198143
I get it because XD is a funny meme and coming up with shitty memes when you have no valid arguement is what you do
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>>703194513
smile, act cordial.
begin packing up all my belonging cancel all credit cards, take bills out of my name, change phone number, sell house for 50k less than value, move far away start over.
> sorry dear burn the coal pay the toll.
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>>703194513
Throw manlet into the river and have her all for myself.
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Don't you mean your boyfriend -awn
>cause the dash dont be silent?
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>>703198263
This.
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>>703198263
MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME

XDDDDDD
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>>703198328
>senior class trip
>niggers
Pick one
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Hello, young man. What does your name mean in your native tongue?
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>>703194513
>those sandals with those cankles
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>>703197957
Literally looks like a log of shit

And can't ever get fully rock hard like a normal size penis
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>>703198103
I have watch my daughter suck nigger dick, they were in the backyard. Got to see daughter ass and pussy bending over while bobbing her head.
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>>703198681
t. a 15 year old gay boy
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>>703194513
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You people are brain dead faggots. Its shopped. He has a white hand.
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>>703198908
gay nigga
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>>703198864

Hand reaches the knee

>chimpanzee detected
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>>703199040
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>>703194513
I'm not racist so as long as he seems nice I don't care. If he's a ghetto thug my daughter would never leave the house again.
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I show him my "member in good standing" kkk pin and my Nazi armband and nicely explain they're not just for show and his best course of action would be to run. Quickly.
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>>703194513
Bestiality is wrong! I don't know how many times me and your mother told you this!
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>>703196576
Post a pic of your chimp neighbor.
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>>703199157
I'm guessing you needed to be told that a lot in your house growing up?
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>>703197452
Probably you guys are being indoctrinated
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>>703197562
>being this mad because you have a baby dick
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>>703194513
kill them both because they both look like fucking midgets

seriously, how tall are they, 5'0" tops?

>huge heads
>little bodies

it's the only explanation
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>>703194513
I would bang my daughter as I always did, and cum on her baby face.
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>>703199660
I would hate to be your daughter
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>>703194513
>Does Dashawn have a job?
>Is he still in school?
>Are those pants being worn correctly?
>Does he say, "sir/ma'am?"
>Does he know what he's going to be doing in five years? Will it be legal?
I'd ask the same questions if he were a Justin.
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I've literally told my daughter that is 13 now that I will disown her if she ever does drugs or gets physical with anything but white people. Call me racist idc I don't want to have to ID my daughters mutilated corpse at the police station after she has been gang raped and murdered
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>>703199648

Kek

They're lvl 15 dwarves
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"N-nice vest."
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>>703199798
Gtfo you fucking sjw
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>>703194513
Let it happen. Just like when a kid reaches for the stove...you gotta let it burn em once...better get it out of the way early on in life.
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>>703194688
Top kek
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>>703199981
This!
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>>703199922
>>703199981
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>>703194513
Shoot myself for having a daughter looking like that.
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>>703199922
Not an sjw.
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>>703194513

I would think twice next time I fuck a oompa-loompa to have a daughter like that
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>>703197252
Well shit nigger you could at least share a titty...
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>>703194513
whatever, hope my son does better...
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>>703196174
Nah, just dont want to raise the half breed that would follow 9 mos later, after that Dindu takes off.
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>>703199303
No. Dad was never there.
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>>703195627
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>>703199856
The only problem with this is you've now made non white people forbidden and so more attractive to her.
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>>703200390
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>>703194513
>Push him out the door
>pull daughter inside
>slam door
>what the fuck is wrong with you?
>I'm not going to have a mixed little mudblood running around my house
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>>703197957
at least am not black
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>>703200483
Just out of curiosity what if it was any other race? Native American, etc.
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>>703200483
You Wizard
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>>703194513
force daughter to watch me get pounded in the ass by dashawn every day
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>>703200579
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>>703194513
1.Beat daughter up
2.Blame nigger
3.Get him arrested
4.???
5.Profit
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>>703199835
The guy in the red shorts looks like a white guy painted shitcolored...he doesnt have those exaggerated lips and nose like most of them do.
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>>703200336
Kek
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>>703201027


shieet


>kek
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>>703201260
like this guy?
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>>703196174

Your point being?

Fuck off nigger and get to work. My burgers not going to bag itself.
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>>703201737
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>>703197448

Kek. This would work.
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>>703194513
Mommy knows Dashawn very well.
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i have a nigger girlfriend so i'm not racist.

But i would curb stomp this blackie django looking motherfucker
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>>703201917
and hubby loves to see deshawn work
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>>703201817

The majority of the mixers are the white races undesirables. (Overweight, mentally unstable, suicidal, low self esteem, or simply unable to think for themselves [crowd followers/kool-aid drinkers]). Which is a good thing. They will pass their poor dietary constraints, mental illnesses and suicidal tendencies unto their offspring. This ensures that we will always have an abundance of defunct personnel available for our basal job markets; and that they will remain out of power. Meaning essentially that slavery never has, nor will it end.
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>>703202215
sure.
>pic related
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>>703202374

> Implying the men pictured are in a position of power.
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>>703202374
>mentally unstable
>low self esteem
>kool-aid drinkers
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>>703194513
My mom also knows Dashawn as well.
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>>703202555

This.
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>>703202555

Trips of Truth.
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>>703202555
To be fair, have you drank kool-aid when its made correctly. Its pretty fuckin good
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>>703202492
>>703202555
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>>703194513
Is say "what up the shawn. Got any weed?"
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>>703202904

See:

>>703202555
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>>703203050
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>>703202904
Why do so mmany blacks have the same haircut?
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>>703202904
girl on the left has a look of remorse and regret in her eyes and is pushing a fake smile. she's mostly dead inside.
middle girl wishes that her father cared about her
girl on right just loves to fuck anything
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>>703202374

Are you going to go on arguing with me, and continuing to believe that you are free?; or are you going to get my burger bagged. If not, I'm going to Taco Bell.
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>>703194513
Shoot daughter. She is now completely worthless and can only aspire to be a welfare queen making more nigger-like people.

Dashawn on the other hand will killed by another nigger or police and will most likely kill another nigger before he dies so I'd just let him be.

Killing both or none makes it a zero sum. Letting the nigger live and killing the whore puts the odds towards a better outcome for actual people.
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>>703203197
because that's what white women like
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>>703203286
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>>703203421

7-layer burrito it is then. Enjoy the bottom of the totem pole peasant.
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>>703203539
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>>703200821
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>>703203197
They mostly all think alike, and tend to follow the herd. Also, there's not a huge choice of styles that well suit a scalp full of pubes.
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>>703194513
Same thing i do whenever my daughter brings anyone home: have a nice conversation to get to know them while cleaning my guns.
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>>703203636
looks like a fucking faggot. is this what you "totally straight" white bois think is attractive? a fucking metrosexual punk? remember it's what gets her pussy wet, not what gets your dick hard (but you're totally straight...)
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>>703194513

Call him a nigger repetitively until he chimps out. Call police. Watch him be shot on front lawn. Finish my cocktail, and smoke a cigarette.


The End.
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>>703203872
without his millions of dollars she wouldn't have even given that nog the time of day
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>>703203636
hahaha he has a man bun too!
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"oh daughter I knew you could also run your cotton farm"
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>>703202557
Mommy knows whats good for her
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We didn't breed them to be smart. It's sad that the historical and cultural genetic imprint is there, but it's even more sad when white girls end up with them. Any white parent of a mixed child should lose custody immediately, as genetic regression should be a form of abuse. Why would anyone handicap the future like that?
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>>703203872
Keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself
>implying this doesn't make women moist

Basically built like one of your hero black men but more fit, better hair, doesn't live off welfare or steal. Stay mad.
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>>703204194

I've met a few couples like that (my wife's friends). We might not have bred them to be smart, but from the couples I've encountered neither are the women. They're nice people, just not very bright.
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>>703203197
same reason so many whites have the same pidgeot cut. Its either trendy or easy.
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>>703203960
so how come with two "totally straight" white bois on either side, she ignores them for the alpha in the middle? he's not rich.
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>>703196174
Judgemental
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>>703200272
as if dude has nudes of his daughters
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>>703194513
>>703194513
>>703194513

sure thing shillstein
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>>703204359
Lol only fat white women are turned on by man bun wearing "totally straight" metrosexual white bois
>the best white women need real men
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>>703204664
>generic "muh white bois" shill threads with the same rehashed images and fallible arguments
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>>703204494
Low self-esteem and/or mental illness obviously.
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>>703194513
Why do they both look like they are shrinking?
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>>703194513
He looks like he's looking for escape routes, so the girl must be preggers or this is a boy scout nigger, preparing for when his girl gets preggers
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>>703196180
How do whiny sjw faggots end up on b? I would have thought this place would be like your kyrptinite or something.
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>>703204852
because they are
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>>703204494
because those two white bois found themselves two white girls who aren't batshit crazy like the one in the picture
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this wouldn't happen as i will raise my kids far away from niggers with the idea that racemixing is immoral and bad
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>>703205104
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http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2015/10/study-claims-92-of-biracial-children-with-black-dads-are-born-out-of-wedlock/

They will have to learn the hardway
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Also Considering interracial relationships are 100% media narrative on a daily basis it's not that surprising. everyone from the kardashians to younger role models such as kaylyn slevin are portrayed in glorified interracial relationships.
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>>703205291
>promoting celibacy before marriage
>is on /b
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>>703204664
holy shit,
Dat wide ass nose
Dem big ass lipz..
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>>703205336
interracial relationships are just a media fantasy that doesn't happen in real life
>pic related
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At least his clothes fit better than this muddy fuck's.
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man all da white woman gettin all dat black dick white bois goin extinct in 20 years XD
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>>703194513
lol OP, does it turn you on when you see these couples? Do you feel a little tingle in your penis?

Normal liberal people don't care about this. Its been normalized years ago.
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>>703205704
Are you really that stupid?

No need to answer, it is obvious.
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>>703194513
Get to know the guy and test his intellectual capacities in the slim chance he's an exceptional, bright young black man.

If not, then lament, feel depressed, wonder where I failed and seek therapeutic advice on how to handle the fact that it's damn near impossible for even good parenting to prevent your offspring from being influenced by the environment and culture, into dumbing out the valuable genetic heritage you were hoping to leave behind after death.
Try to seek comfort that my son picked an asian girl.
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>>703194513
This is good, Mikle
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>>703194513
Correct her
it's
>Da Shawn
stupid cuck
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> the shawn
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Laugh at how wimpy he looks right to her face what is he 5 foot 2?
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>>703205792

things black men impress (white) chicks with:

-loud, booming presence. confident voice. funny jokes...the kind of guy with an insurmountable, california "bad boy" beach dude attitude

-sexy defined body with bulging biceps and already genetically powerful legs and arms...hot as fuck abs that chicks go wild over. most black guys can squat 350+ pounds so when babes see their legs they know they're about to get ploughed like a horse.

-always the most popular guys in the class. you see a black guy come in and he hi-fives all his bros and the sappy white boys avert their gaze.

shit that white bwoys try to pull lmafo..

-they always mumble when trying to talk. even to their own fellow sperg pals. they go up to the girl and they're looking at the floor and shit. lol. fucking embarassing

-self depreciating sense of humour they think is gonna get all the quirky tumblr chicks...lmafo...all white women care about is a big black cock ;) umad?

-wimpy muscles from spending all time watching epic gamer brostep parkour pony vids on youtube and typing hateful racist comments about black studs. tiny dicks (if your dick is under 7 inches you've got no hope lol)...sorry white guys but its true. black guys are mentally, sexually, spiritually and physically superior to you. get over it!!!

best buy push snapchat
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>>703205468
>poor comprehension
>negro detected
Let me break it down more simply: interracial relationships are glorified in every possible way in popular media. Not surprising when girls begin to accept it as normal.
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>>703201647
nah he looks like Harambe...the other guy doesnt.
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>>703206201
>pic still related
stay mad, cuck.
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Why are all the girls posted in this thread really ugly?
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GET THE DAMN GIRL SOME STRONG ASS BIRTH CONTROL ABORT THAT FETUS
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>>703206301
You support race mixing yet I'm the cuck? Stay in school ya filthy animal.
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Point them in the direction of munchkin land.
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Would honestly get to know him first.

He could be the most respectful, intelligent, Carlton Banks-type black kid ever. I'd rather have my daughter date/procreate with a black version of that than a white version of a ghetto thug.
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Gary Coleman want's his tux back.
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>>703206541
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Shoot that nigger and put his ass in the lake.
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>>703206176
>epic gamer brostep parkour pony vids
fucking lol
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>>703199922
no those are pretty reasonable questions man
I'd ask the same thing
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>>703197062

This is such an underrated response......
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>>703194513


LMFAO @ "HEY DAD"


HER DAD IS LONG GONE FRIEND
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>>703206301
?
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>>703205594
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>>703205522
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>>703206972


CHINK HAS A BONER...SHE JUST CAN'T FEEL IT
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I dont know about y'all, but I can appreciate a good dicking
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>>703206819
And there's the cuck straight from tumblr.
Holy shit your parents must hate everything you became
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>>703205468
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>>703207035


IS THIS IN VAUGHAN? I THINK I KNOW THE CHINK
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>>703204664
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>>703194513
h-h-have a good time on your date h-honey
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>>703206881
Stop trying to make niggers normal
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>>703207107
nah socal
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>>703207109
>>703207071

PROOF THAT WHITE WOMEN ARE NOT THAT PICKY ABOUT PENIS SIZE
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>>703207174


WELL, THEY DO LOOK ALL THE SAME
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That moment when the closest nigger (or chink) is 500 km away from home
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>>703194513
Ignore my first thoughts and try to get to know him before I make any solid judgment.
Probably won't make a difference, though. His name is fucking Dashawn.
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>>703207183
i mean, you would know that already if you went out and talked to some
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>>703207228
he cant help being named dashawn as much as he cant help being born black fam. My red flag only goes up if he comes in spoutin shit about the watchtower or trying to praise allah, and even then ill just fuck up his self esteem.
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>>703204494
She found her rapist
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>>703194513
Let Dashawn get the goodies.
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>>703202557
Kill her.
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/pol/ was right they are trying to convert us
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>>703207406
A person's name is a hint at what kind of people his parents are, which is a hint at how he was raised.
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>>703207224
I guess so I only know like two of them
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>reproducing
This and pretty much every problem under the sun can be avoided by not adding to the human disgrace.
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>>703207495
He already did from the inside. Now to watch it unfold from afar
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>>703207540
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>>703207718
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>>703207590
look at cooky carson, he grew up in the mean streets of chicago and him and his best friends became doctors. Yeah sure he's a cook now, but you have to have some kind of smarts to be a brain surgeon. Even condoleezza rice had to have some fucked up start to become secretary of state with a name like that.
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>>703194513
>why is that monkey wearing a suit
>and who is this boyfriend you want me to meet
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>real man
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>>703207228
>Probably won't make a difference, though. His name is fucking Dashawn.

One of the "whitest" black guys I've ever met from my high school was named Raheem. He was a low-key geek that liked video games, WWE and rock music; even tried learning guitar back then. He was well-spoken as fuck and never used any type of black slang.

He's truly one of the few people from high school that I wouldn't mind running into and chatting with again. Nice dude.
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I'm probably not going to have this issue because I regularly back-up my teachings against race mixing with statistics and have already taught my younger sister, but if I did end up in this situation I'd probably just scare him off with commitment and act insane.

>"Meet my new boyfriend!"
>"Nice to meet you, when you going to put a ring on her finger? (fake laugh)"
>"Watch out for the dogs, I trained them to attack people they don't know and they take at least a few weeks to get used to knew people."
>"Stay out of the basement. Everything in there is private. (make prolonged eye contact with a straight face)"
>randomly talk to myself as if I'm talking to someone else and act like I didn't know he was there.
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>>703207163
I always thought it was strange that he was a black Vulcan.
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>>703207960
BOIIIIII
>aint never heard of a mother fucking brush head ass
>#myfeetcantbreathe face ass nigga with your shoes tied all the way up like your fat joe neck ass
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>>703194513
Is your mom Shannon?
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/pol/ was right abandon thread
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>>703207969
>"ayo becky yo bro being actin like dylan roof and shit"
>"my mans tyrone told me that allegedly he bout to drive by the neighborhood, what time your brother leave the house?"
>"ayo becky good thing yo faggot ass brother died so we can spend his share of the insurance money on diapers for our quadruplets"
>"ayo becky im finna be back in a few years so just hold the place down for me real quick"
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So you bring a black dude home and instead of some strong big tough guy you bring me melvin? You even disapoint at being disappointing get out of my face go live with small fry your not my daughter anymore
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>>703208399
>>703208179
>>703208152
>>703208130
>>703207969
>>703207968
>>703207960
>>703207944
>>703207877
>>703207837
>>703207685
>>703207641
>>703207590
>>703207495
>>703207418
>>703207417
>>703207406
>>703207394
/pol/ was right, abandon thread dont let the SJWs convert you never reply to these threads its all sham!
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Look at him and say
"You like fried chicken"
"Yes"
"Ok you like watermelon"
"Um yes....are you being ra"
"Shhhhhh no no just listen now do u like grape kookaid???"
"Yes"
"My nigga when y'all getting married?"
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>>703204494
That black dude had the whitest sounding name
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Kill my self, kill her, kill the nigger, turn 360 degrees and never look back

in that order
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>>703206819
She deserves the abuse and abandonment she will eventually endure. It's a painful and sad atonement for her sin.
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>>703194513
Give him some home made seasoned corn bread
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>>703194513
i think he's kinda cute. no white scum could ever statisfy my daughter, his cock is just much bigger than ours
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>>703209713
>>703209011
>>703209854
>>703208986
>>703208732
stop posting
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>>703210030
cancer burn in a fire sjw
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>>703194513
Dashawn look like he holding in a fart
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>>703194513

when he is finally shot by gang members and she is strung out on heroin maybe she will look back and realize that this was a really bad fucking and stupid idea.
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