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Prove you are white.

It's not the same as proving you are not black.
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>>703190457
I'm part of an improv group at the local actor's theatre
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>>703190457
I wear cufflinks to work
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>One of my favorite songs is simple man by lynyrd skynyrd.
>my family is mormans
>I play golf
> I wear Polo shirts even when I'm not golfing
I could go on for eternity
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I love crystal meth
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My hair is naturally blonde
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>Getting married while college age

I thought this was a white person thread
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>>703190457
I don't believe black lives matter.
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>>703191225
nobody can go on for eternity
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I hate it when I go into poor people gas stations and they make you spend more than $5.00 if you use your debit card.
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>>703190457
this morning, i looked up the recipes that i'm going to make over the next few days in some cookbooks that i own, and then went to the supermarket and bought the ingredients.

with money i earned from my gainful employment.
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I have a trust given to me by my wealthy grandmother from Minnesota, her family married into a family that owns resorts.
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>>703190457

I regularly speak with my father. In fact, I know where he is right now!!
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>>703190457
I eat pussy, and I voted for Bernie Sanders.
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>>703192559
you're not black, but there's others than white that are half decent people, too.
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>>703192484
>this is the most white post on here so far
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>>703192628
This is some of the most unwhite shit i've ever herd.

Imposter!
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I have a good relationship with both of my fathers.
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I'm turned on by girls with small firm skinny asses
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I spent my high school years in druggy crowds and wandered neighborhoods at night and was never treated like a criminal for it.
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>>703192949
pedo you are def white
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>>703193087
Same. Also used to be a dope head. Would blow a few lines of heroin in the bathroom, then adjust my tie and walk out with a big smile on my face. Most straight edge looking manager ever, they had no clue.
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>>703193088
nah, that's arab
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>cops got called to my house for noise complaint
>drunk as fuck with my gun on my lap
>cops walk up to the door
>say dude youre not coming in my house
>hold up gun, "Ill shoot your ass"
>cop "ok sir can you please turn it down a little"
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>>703190457
Im wearing my military medals on every wedding or dinnerparty so i didn't feel like a fucking dumbass between all the mangers and other fucksticks.
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I love chewing tobacco, my sister tells me I fuck her just like her cousin does, I own several camouflage printed articles of clothing, and I want to make America great again
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>>703193292
>Winrar
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>>703190457

i own my own home

actually i dont, the fucking bank owns it, and the govt takes 40% of my income between federal, state, and local taxes, so i am pissed off and own over9000 firearms, because all my tax money goes to nigger whore moms of 10 kids who are all degenerates and dont listen in school

but yes i am white
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I work for an accounting firm.
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>>703193292
Based anon
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I have a job and no criminal record
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>>703190811
Implying a master builder would wear faggy cufflings.
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>>703190457
My name is Adolf Hitler
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>>703193530
Thats not a proof sadly
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>>703193196
Yeah we were called bohemians all sleeping five people to a garage, pacing dead neighborhoods when there wasn't anything in the cabinet to make the world shake, babbling about some Eris and Greyface shit. If we'd been black it wouldn't have mattered how many secondhand books we passed between us; some of us would have lost the golden years we willfully squandered locked away in some prison.
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>>703193631
GTFO halfbreed jew
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>>703193631
Adolf is actually a cool name. Want my son to be named Adolf. My wife doesn't agree. I just want her to pump out 5-7 aryan son so I can start my militia.
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>>703193441
>Drops Mic
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>>703192816
Check out this non-pussy eating fag. Although I heard Italian men don't eat pussy and I suppose they're somewhat white.
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I was speeding and a cop pulled me over, gave me a warning and told me to drive safely.
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>>703193818
kek
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>>703193828
Eating pussy is ungodlike anon. If he wanted our mouths down there why would he put a playground next to a sewage system?
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I have a job and 1 child
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I'm white. Bam, as proven as typing anything else.
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>>703190457
i drink like a dwarf
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>>703193925
Nigger detected
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>>703193925
>implying the pussy wouldn't be part of "sewage system" even though piss comes from there.
>implying many people don't eat ass too
>implying God
>implying
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>>703193915
haha datpictho
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>>703193969
Found the Jew
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>>703194048
Did i win?
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>>703193925
If that's true then have fun never getting your dick sucked as it's too close to your ass for a woman to touch, by your logic.
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>>703194053
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>>703193530
I have a job and a DUI.

Mine is more white
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>>703194108
Wow you guys need to get out more. >>703194083
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>>703192628
nigger
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Because, I do that one white guy thing that we keep secret.
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I always pull out because its just not the right time to have kids yet.
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>>703194126
I was going to post this. Also, I live in a white suburb.
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>>703194108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iPcD_8Kz8s
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>>703190457
I wear a casio watch.
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>>703194213
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I have like 5 shirts with the Irish flag on them but I've never been to Ireland.
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>>703193828
I'm full bred Italian and eating pussy is one of my favorite things to do. Mainly northern Italian so I'm pretty damn white. Not one of those Sicilian monkeys
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I was a few minutes late, to dinner at the boat club, last night because I had to pick up my son at lacrosse practic. True story.
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>>703190457
I play guitar
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>>703193800
Was erlauben sie sich sie Untermensch. Sie kommen doch höchst wahrscheinlich aus einen dieser Länder die einen reinen Rassen-Schmelztiegel darstellen. Sie schäbiger Lump!
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My mum and my dad are both wihte. So I'm with aswell
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I Smoke Marlboro Reds, shorts, box.
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>>703194334
>Bred
>Bread
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>>703192768
dammit
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>>703190457

I got married before I had childrenI
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I know who both my parents are, and they have mediocre to middling aspirations for me.
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>>703194371
>lacrosse
Doesn't get more white than sweaty lockerroom experimentation with giant sticks
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>>703194213
Dude dont talk...
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I live in an upper middle class family, am christian, and my facial structure does not resemble a monkey
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>>703194428
Shit tier b8
1/10 for making me reply
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>>703194391
You never saw The Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon?
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>>703190457
i eat gogurts and go fishing every weekend
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>>703190457
I haven't left my house in 3 days because ive been organizing my porn folders. Also I work from home
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>>703194427
Does anyone really buy the soft packs of cigarettes?
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>>703194213
HES GONNA FUCK IT UP
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>>703194572
It's not my fault you aren't italian bread. Someone must be a six inch and not a foot long.
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>>703194213
You shut your whore mouth before you spill the beans
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>>703194637
What do you do from home? Teach me
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>>703192431
even most black people don't believe that

>i can talk with a police officer without a reason
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>>703194666
Here's how white I am. I'm such a grammar Nazi I didn't realize you were making an Italian bread joke. Satanic trips checked.
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>>703194703
I work for TurboTax, before that Amazon. I basically just answer calls from idiots all day but its a good paycheck.
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>>703190457
My skin is white
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Aš kalbu lietuviškai
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>>703190457
>proving
>just woke up, its 7:50 where i am
>gonna hop on the treadmill for 10-15 min
>shit, shower, shave
>have a yogurt, oj and a bowl of cinnamon life
>go to work
>going disc golfing with a conservative virgin after
>wont force sex first time if she isnt ready
Am i wonder bread enough?
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>>703194683
>beans
I smell a spic
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>>703194851
>disc golf

Disc golf is for potheads. Pot is for niggers.
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>>703194791
Nice. Customer service then? Did they start you in an office somewhere or always from home?
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>>703190457
Shirt and trousers is my dress down casual . Usually full suit . Umbrella in car in case of rain . Usually always rains here in England . Three kids , 17 yo girl , still in school an not pregnant , 15 yo son , in school , works part time. Met wife when I was 19 , she was 16 , been together 23 years now.
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I play tennis
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>>703194782
I thought it was well worth it. Aw damn i'm a dark lord now :/ nooooo darn
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>>703194814
Slav subhuman detected
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>>703193441
Janitors work for accounting firms too nigger.
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>>703194641
Not sure.. but what I do know is I have literally never.. in my entire life.. seen a black man smoke marb reds by choice. Its literally white folk and a few Chinese.
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>>703194213
god fucking dammit dave i knew we shouldn't trust your ass with your 1% nigger blood
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>>703194991
Always home
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>Voting for Trump (Again)
>30 with no kids
>Own condoms I paid for
>Middle Management over 40 employees
>Brand new 2016 Mazda 3 in driveway
Eat it niggers, spics, gooks, kikes, and fucking Jawas
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>>703195049
i've met blacks with reds. but they're mostly into the ports.
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I am doing my first solo flight this afternoon in my pilot training course
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>>703193292
Perfect.
I bet all the bikes you ever owned were stolen? And your name is Cletus?
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>>703194814
Aš irgi!
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>>703190457
My wedding ring is platinum. No gold anywhere.
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>>703194965
Oh, never knew that. I see more people where i am playing with a beer than i smell pot on the course.
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I can point a gun at a cop and not get shot

>inb4 /pol/ says niggers don't matter anyway
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>>703195225
Did you skip the landing course?
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>>703194998
Show teeth or gtfo
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>>703195045
We aren't slavs faggot we are Baltic people. Fucking ignorant nigger.
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i lived in my town my entire live
so did my parents, grand-parents and great grandparents first non white in my town lives here since 60 years before that we hadn't seen a single non-white ever

die goeie oude tijd, helaas moesten er zo nodig gastarbeiders gehaald worden
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>>703195396
literally googled baltic people you eurofag...she looks nigger-y
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I've never been stopped by the police.
I am making an effort to receive an education.
I have a full set of healthy, white teeth, no gold or silver.
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>>703195302
Maybe it's just a pothead thing where I live. Every time I hear radio commercials for head shops they always talk about their disc golf supplies, and I've never had a person bring up the idea of going to play disc golf who didn't look like a dirty hippy.
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>>703193441

Me too. Also, my bills are all paid and current, I have a positive balance in both my checking and savings accounts, and a zero balance on both of my credit cards.
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>>703195200
I'm glad you pay for your condoms m8.
Good for you.
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>>703194213
First rule of white club is you never talk about white club.....
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>>703195396
halfbreed niggers.. part eggplant just like wops
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i can get a job relatively easily
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>>703195503
Our head shops sell discs too but the selection is shit. Theres a used sporting goods store i prefer.

Kinda weird for hippies tho, ive been to a few courses in michigan that were littered with trash. Neo-hippies dont have the values, just use it as an excuse to do drugs and skip bathing.
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I'm naturally kind
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>>703190457
I shoot sporting clays.
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Im Irish, st Patrick chased all the niggers out of Ireland
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>I do not go on the internet to complain about my problems.

>I do not hate niggers, spics, kikes, chinks etc. On the contrary, niggers make good entertainers, spics good labor, kikes good lawyers and accountants, and chinks make things I want.

>I stay healthy by exercising regularly and not eating a ton of food at a time.

>I watch and read multiple sources for news.

>I like to iron my shirts and match my socks.

>I actually like having my kids with me. I like coming home and seeing my family.

>I make decisions and work hard to get the best outcome.

>I visit the doctor and dentist twice a year for checkups. I actually have a family doctor that I know by name.

>If I see something wrong, I correct it without seeking attention.
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>>703195929
Orly?

http://pitchfork.com/features/article/9853-from-the-outside-in-meet-the-african-immigrants-who-are-legitimizing-irelands
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>>703196065
I'm Irish, I can't read, fuck sake.
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Im so white i dance like this
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Blond hair, big ass handlebar mustache, and rights
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>>703196213
Lol'd hard.
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>>703191225
> my family is mormans
> mormans
I hear that's what you crave in your ass, too.
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>>703190457
I pay taxes
I legally own all my guns
I have no illegitimate children
I vote Republican in every election
I'm in grad school
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>>703195984
Calling bullshit on the first one.

Look me in the eyes and tell me that you've never once gone on /b/ to complain about niggers or how some bitch doesn't reciprocate your love.
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i listen to metal
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I'm successful and have boring sex infrequently
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I don't like spicy food.
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I smoke newport shorts menthol
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>>703193224
> anon says "sure"
> cop goes back to his car
> we have a suspect barricaded in his home and threatened to shoot if I entered
> backup is on the way
> be advised he thinks there's a magic ward over his door that prevents us from entering or something, suspect was naked eating butter and watching Supernatural
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>>703194371
A real white man would know how, to, use, a comma.
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My Father is still there
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I go to temple to please my mother.
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Never commuted a crime. Have good education and a steady income. Also, I don't date while landwhales.
I hope that's enough.

Oh, I went to a liberal arts college
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>>703190457
I'm an industrial automation engineer.
I work with plenty of black people--plant managers, operators, electricians/techs, etc but I've been in this field for 6 years now and I've never met an automation engineer/systems integrator that was black. Starting to think it's just beyond their mental capacity.
>we wuz kangz an shiet
No wonder Detroits municipal water process collapsed. Black people couldn't understand, maintain and improve the automation.
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Summer
Band practice
Cops come
Don't hear them
Cops open screen door and come in
Cops open the door on the practice room
We stop stoned and stunned at the cop standing there.

Cops says, You guys got to turn it down and all that weed out there (several oz on table) not cool

We turned it down and they left.
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I wear a kilt on special occasions, exclusively drink glenlivett, and my last name is one of the most prestigious clans in my countries history
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>>703190457
OP seems pretty white.

http://www.hebronacademy.org/Page/ABOUT/Message-from-the-Head
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>>703190616
kek
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>>703190457
> never arrested even
> put on watch list for thought crime
> hat cops for reason of prinvipals
> work full time job
> remembers 9/11
> raised in suburbs
> had a dad growing up
> dad worked more than full time
> sister fucked niggers and made mullatos
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>>703190457
My penis is 5 inches long
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>>703196641

Spotted the nigger.
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>>703195496
You'll never be lucky enough to have a Lithuanian beauty
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>>703193292
White, not white trash.
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I went to college without any diversity scholarship, and I did not inexplicably know everyone of my race on campus on a first name basis
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>>703196465
I've never once complained about niggers or bitches.

Know why? I'm white. I'm smart enough to live in a small town and I've been married for 12 years.

I'm not a child, so I don't complain about things that honestly don't affect me.
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>>703197495
I buy cheap shoes and clothes and expensive beer and coffee
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>>703194230
i have unprotected sex regularly and never fear her keeping a baby or catching the nigger-itch.
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>>703196798
>Never commuted a crime
>commuted
Negro detected
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I almost feel sorry for people of other races, they were born with inferior genetics and there is nothing we can do medically to fix them. Until science progress though, I am willing to accept them in my society.
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>>703197356
>Posts a picture of the rare .0001% of baltic whores who aren't completely disgusting
>Somehow expects this to make him not subhuman garbage

Someday you'll all be euthanized for your inbred stupidity.
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>>703190457
i can´t dance for shit
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>>703190457
I thought N2Gether Now by Limp Bizkit and Method Man was a good song.
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>>703197913
shutup american fag your people are shoe
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>>703190457
Mormons aren't white OP.
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>>703190616
Ha
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I fuck my cousins.
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>>703190457
I wore a 90$ shirt and a Stone Island sweater in school today
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>>703197913
>an American telling a European he's subhuman inbred garbage
>your country is literally 90% niggers and hicks

have fun with trump buddy,we'll be over here drinking Svyturys and laughing.
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I go to work with my dad everyday. Lol.
Even on weekends.
Just taking a break. Been at work since 6AM. Almost lunch time tho.
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I pay taxes
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I wear alot of polos, but only by ralph lauren, Fred perry or Hugo boss
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I go to private school and I'm going to graduate this year.
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I was born in Latvia
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>>703198170
>your people are a shoe
Slav detected.
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>>703195638
aka country club.
I`m gonna shut up now
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I smoke Marlboro and drink Blue Moon.
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Only arrested once.
Case dismissed.
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>>703197913
Even Kaliningrad has hotties. Finland and the Baltics are good, too. Have you ever traveled anywhere?
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>>703190457
>prove you are white
Even if I mess up this one chance I jave in life, I'll surely get another chance, and another after that as well... God, being white and at least upper middle class is great, just great!
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Im voting Donald trump
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I can call my dad and ask him him to hang out.


Last time I talked to a cop it was because I asked a question.


I'm not on welfare.

I don't cut off the last 2 letters of every word I speak.
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>>703198763
Oh, and I think country music is pretty ok.
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My parents buy all my stuff for me because they're doctors
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>>703198190
Actually they're not people either
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>>703190457
i knew my dad when i was young
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>>703195047
No they dont. We outsource that shit faggot.
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>>703190457
I have a degree
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>>703196686
This
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I work in a third-line IT support job as opposed to a third-world one.
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I own a car and a truck, yet is till commute by bike to my office job that pays 6 figures.
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>>703190457
I have a 4 year degree in architectural science.
My credit score is 760.
I have had the same job for 15 years, have never held a job for less than 3 years, and have never been fired from a job.
My mother's name is Mary, My father's name is Bill, My name is Joe, and I have three brothers named Bill, John, and Jacob.
Freshman year in college I got a 96% overall in Calculus II while only being present for maybe 2/3rds of the course.
I live alone with a cat and dog that eat better than I do.
I financed a $48k car with no trade in or down payment and still got a reasonable APR.
My SAT score was 1520.
I play golf with my boss every other weekend.

Am I white?
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>>703190457
The south will rise again.
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>>703190457
I graduated.
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>>703190457
I live in Ontario
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>>703194048
Holy fuck please stop the fagging.
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>>703199152
Indian =/= white
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>>703198943
>It's not the same as proving you are not black.
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>>703198330
>we'll be over here drinking Svyturys and laughing
and being subverted by muslims
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>>703192576
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>>703190457
i am tattooed the fuck out (neck to wrists) with a criminal record and i could still get a new job on the spot. college staff speak to me and like me lol
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>>703201099
No it won't. The communists took over colleges and told every kid they needed to come there for scheduled reeducation. Its ruined this society. Its probably not able to be salvaged. This society is impressed with black people. Cant make this stuff up. Lol.
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I can count on one hand the number of black kids that were in my high school.
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>>703194541
Post pic. Proof or you resemble a monkey.
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Need I say more
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>>703203104
>degenerate
>felon
>school janitor
Just because you're white doesn't mean you're not a nigger
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>>703203612
that proves nothing
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>>703192500
How do they do it on rich neighborhoods?
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> Ten digit pay
> Really involved in government
> understand that our police are good
> President of the United States of America next year
Pic related it's me
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I listen to 21 Pilots while driving down the interstate in my Volkswagen Jetta drinking Starbucks
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>>703192484
>DELET THIS
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>>703190457
I'm married my cousin.
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>>703190457
Police officers wave at me and smile
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>>703192155

kek underrated
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>>703192628
Not white
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>>703190457
I enjoy coldplay and go camping on my vacations.
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>>703192628
>White, but trashy millennial lesbo
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>>703196424
underrated
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>>703190457
When I dropped out of college for awhile and was poor, I just couldn't afford things like most food, but never signed up for aid because I knew it was my own fault and I didn't want to further burden hard working people like my family.
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>>703204048
he said prove you're white, not prove you're a girl
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>>703190457
I have black friends, I'm not a racist but. . .
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I have a dad
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>>703205748
everyone on the planet has a dad, genius
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>>703205823
dindu detected
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>kill 4 people while driving drunk
>get 12 months probation.
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>>703192500
Obviously not white

White people wouldn't think twice about spending money. You're probably a Jew.
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>>703192500
I hate it when "men" only carry cards and no cash like a woman
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>>703202731
Have you ever been to Lithuania? Shit skins get beating often. We like to keep things as pure as possible.
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>>703207152
pyze kai krastuotas xDDDDD
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I recently bought a thrustmaster hotas warthog.
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>>703201084
Can't tell. But you're certainly a pretentious fuck.
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>>703207152
White niggers beating brown niggers

Protip: you're both niggers
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>>703207843
>pretentious
What makes you assume that?
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>>703190457
I don't eat kfc and am employed. My ex and I split, I'm the father and have the daughter at my house.
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When I walk outside and it's cloudy I need sunglasses.
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>>703190457
Bitch, race doesn't matter
I don't have to prove shit to you
If you want me to prove I'm white, first you're gonna have to prove I have any reason to want to prove I'm white
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>>703208230
Well, I mean... you don't want people going around thinking you're a filthy degenerate nigger... do you?
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>>703208230
nigger confirmed
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>>703190457
i play dungeons and dragons
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>>703208608
Anyone who calls black people niggers and thinks they're "filthy" and "degenerate" is unworthy of my energy and attention, so I don't much care what they go around doing.
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>>703208697
Yep, definitely a nigger.
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I'm from Argentina.
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>>703203915

There aren't gas stations in "rich" neighborhoods
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>>703208697
Don't feed the trolls man. Most of these idiots are spoiled little high school students or Trump supporters. Don't put the energy in to talking to people like that it's not worth it.
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>>703191225
>we wuz mormanz n shit
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>>703208838
>>703208659
Give me one good reason I should care enough to prove you wrong.
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>>703208230
>>703208697
>>703209164
>Let me tell you how much I don't care, guys
>Hey guys seriously, look how I don't care
>I should keep replying to express how much I don't care

If you really didn't care you wouldn't be here.
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I am a direct decendent of General William Lenoir.
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>>703208608
Will Smith isn't white, but there's a very high chance he's much more hygienic and intelligent than you are. Undoubtedly more successful.

This thread is about proving you're white, not proving you're inbred.
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>>703209486
That's not what I don't care about, though. I definitely care that you people think whites are the master race and it's bad to be black. That's fucking disgusting. What I don't care about is whether or not you're convinced I'm white. All I care about is convincing you people to reevaluate your racist worldviews.
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>>703190457
I smell like mayo
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You've never seen Anthony Bourdain? He's on CNN and Travel channel
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>>703209560
Money changes people
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>>703209714
>still here, still desperately wanting us to believe he doesn't care

Keep goin man, maybe if you try hard enough we'll believe you
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>>703192155
>I don't call crystal meth "molly"
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>>703209781
You should get that checked out
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>>703210688
>That's not what I don't care about, though. I definitely care that you people think whites are the master race and it's bad to be black. That's fucking disgusting. What I don't care about is whether or not you're convinced I'm white. All I care about is convincing you people to reevaluate your racist worldviews.
lol you didn't even read the post
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>>703190457
I had waited til marriage to have sex
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>>703193292
What nigger doesn't own some camp pants?
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I'm a fan of ICP and go to the gathering.
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>>703211031
Sure I read it. It's not like I'm some lazy illiterate nigger or something.

Still busy not caring?
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I have guilt.
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NESSUNO FA' LA PIZZA MEGLIO DI NOI, UÈUÈ, PIZZA, SPAGHETTI, MANDOLINO!
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>>703211269
If you still think if I didn't care I wouldn't still be here, then you obviously didn't read it.
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>>703190457
>703205133
i am listening to hank williams and eating mayo. my mom's from illinois and my dad's from new jersey but his family's from kentucky.
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>>703190457
I'm blonde/blue and love the cold.
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>>703190457
I have a valid driver's license
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i'm naturally blond, i have blue eyes, i'm a huge fucking weeaboo, i graduated top of my class, i play golf and so-on
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If I go outside or more than 15 minutes I need sunscreen
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>>703190616

For the last time Wayne you're not white! Stop trying to hard!
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>>703190457
As a young boy I took piano lessons from an elderly couple in my neighborhood, and attended catholic school. I also have a gold plated chain with my name on it and a dollar sign pendant
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I turn down the volume of rap songs when i pass people in the street
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>>703211382
I definitely read it. The thing is, I completely disregarded everything you wrote because you're a nigger and nobody is interested in what niggers have to say.
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>>703211798
ooooooh, that's white all right.
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>>703211811
Right then. So what you're telling me is you're completely hopeless. Got it. Thanks for clarifying.

Good to know. In real life I keep my eye on people like you. But this is the Internet, so you're free to go.
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I've been humming "don't dream it's over" by Crowded House all day.
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>>703194965

Also hippies, college professors, english teachers, rockstars. librarians, movie directors, famous actors, surfer dudes, skateboarders, bowling alley attendants, dental hygienists in florida, motorcycle gangs, US founding fathers, ship builders, and the North European Plain
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>>703190457
I know my father
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>>703190457
I tip over 20% at restaurants and I listen to metal.
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>>703211948
>>Being this triggered.
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I dont live in a city
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>>703190457
im arab where i dont know if i am white or black
color skin related
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>>703190457
I own a house in a nice quiet neighborhood, a decent car, and I have hobbies.
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>>703211948
You knew the rules of the thread. Don't blame me because you decided to ignore them to hide the fact that you're a nigger.
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>>703212569

Youre a nigger for sure
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>>703212569
pic
>>703212763
thanks for the answer
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>>703193087
Same
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>>703212911
jesus christ... that's some kind of sandnigger/guido hybrid abomination
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>>703190457

I sell magic mushrooms to my friend down in Boston via trading suitcases with him at a diner.
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My favorite musician is Chris Cornell (except his solo album, which was garbage)
I haven't seen a bum in about 10 years, if I had to guess.
I own the Settlers of Catan boardgame
I spend some days watching anti-SJW videos on Youtube
I like Milo even though he's a faggot.
The only nigger I watch is Tommy Sotomayor
I stopped watching MTV when they started playing rap videos.
I watch NASCAR on occasion.
My favorite author, when I was in college (for my B.A., not my M.A.), was Dostoevsky
My wife always asks permission to buy expensive items, even through she knows I don't care whether she buys it or not.
I own 14 pairs of Dockers
I laugh at casual racism.
I laugh at casual misogyny.
I never worry about police fucking with me; I view being pulled over as a mild inconvenience.
I know when a semicolon is appropriate and when it isn't.
Lastly, I'm disgusted with white women who share beds with negroids.
>pic related
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>>703212222
All of which are white, also.

also, nice quads
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>>703212609
Rules? What rules? This is /b/.
Of course I didn't know the rules of the thread. I only read the first sentence and then came here specifically to bitch about it.
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>>703193196
He said highschool, you male pattern baldness cringy fuck
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I can't jump.
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>>703190457

I go swimming on a regular basis.
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>>703213808
Cubans can swim
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>>703190457
i was in the scholar's bowl during high school.
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>>703191225
>i wear polo shirts even when im not golfing

fucking nigger
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>>703190457
my car isn't a Pontiac
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>>703214143
Some niggers drive caddies
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I studied art, fucking art.
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>>703190457
I'm worried about and monitor my retirement and health savings accounts.
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Hate jordans.
Never picked up something on the floor that wasn't mine.
If i get pregnant a lady (when i get one Feels.jpg) i will take care of them
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>>703213276
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>>703212569
Sand niggers are still niggers
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My father ate Emmentaler and was a shepherd in the Alps. He also drove a tractor and is now a computer engineer.
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