Prove you are white.
It's not the same as proving you are not black.
this morning, i looked up the recipes that i'm going to make over the next few days in some cookbooks that i own, and then went to the supermarket and bought the ingredients.
with money i earned from my gainful employment.
>this is the most white post on here so far
Same. Also used to be a dope head. Would blow a few lines of heroin in the bathroom, then adjust my tie and walk out with a big smile on my face. Most straight edge looking manager ever, they had no clue.
>cops got called to my house for noise complaint
>drunk as fuck with my gun on my lap
>cops walk up to the door
>say dude youre not coming in my house
>hold up gun, "Ill shoot your ass"
>cop "ok sir can you please turn it down a little"
i own my own home
actually i dont, the fucking bank owns it, and the govt takes 40% of my income between federal, state, and local taxes, so i am pissed off and own over9000 firearms, because all my tax money goes to nigger whore moms of 10 kids who are all degenerates and dont listen in school
but yes i am white
Yeah we were called bohemians all sleeping five people to a garage, pacing dead neighborhoods when there wasn't anything in the cabinet to make the world shake, babbling about some Eris and Greyface shit. If we'd been black it wouldn't have mattered how many secondhand books we passed between us; some of us would have lost the golden years we willfully squandered locked away in some prison.
Because, I do that one white guy thing that we keep secret.
I was going to post this. Also, I live in a white suburb.
Was erlauben sie sich sie Untermensch. Sie kommen doch höchst wahrscheinlich aus einen dieser Länder die einen reinen Rassen-Schmelztiegel darstellen. Sie schäbiger Lump!
>just woke up, its 7:50 where i am
>gonna hop on the treadmill for 10-15 min
>shit, shower, shave
>have a yogurt, oj and a bowl of cinnamon life
>go to work
>going disc golfing with a conservative virgin after
>wont force sex first time if she isnt ready
Am i wonder bread enough?
Shirt and trousers is my dress down casual . Usually full suit . Umbrella in car in case of rain . Usually always rains here in England . Three kids , 17 yo girl , still in school an not pregnant , 15 yo son , in school , works part time. Met wife when I was 19 , she was 16 , been together 23 years now.
>Voting for Trump (Again)
>30 with no kids
>Own condoms I paid for
>Middle Management over 40 employees
>Brand new 2016 Mazda 3 in driveway
Eat it niggers, spics, gooks, kikes, and fucking Jawas
i lived in my town my entire live
so did my parents, grand-parents and great grandparents first non white in my town lives here since 60 years before that we hadn't seen a single non-white ever
die goeie oude tijd, helaas moesten er zo nodig gastarbeiders gehaald worden
literally googled baltic people you eurofag...she looks nigger-y
Maybe it's just a pothead thing where I live. Every time I hear radio commercials for head shops they always talk about their disc golf supplies, and I've never had a person bring up the idea of going to play disc golf who didn't look like a dirty hippy.
Our head shops sell discs too but the selection is shit. Theres a used sporting goods store i prefer.
Kinda weird for hippies tho, ive been to a few courses in michigan that were littered with trash. Neo-hippies dont have the values, just use it as an excuse to do drugs and skip bathing.
>I do not go on the internet to complain about my problems.
>I do not hate niggers, spics, kikes, chinks etc. On the contrary, niggers make good entertainers, spics good labor, kikes good lawyers and accountants, and chinks make things I want.
>I stay healthy by exercising regularly and not eating a ton of food at a time.
>I watch and read multiple sources for news.
>I like to iron my shirts and match my socks.
>I actually like having my kids with me. I like coming home and seeing my family.
>I make decisions and work hard to get the best outcome.
>I visit the doctor and dentist twice a year for checkups. I actually have a family doctor that I know by name.
>If I see something wrong, I correct it without seeking attention.
Calling bullshit on the first one.
Look me in the eyes and tell me that you've never once gone on /b/ to complain about niggers or how some bitch doesn't reciprocate your love.
> anon says "sure"
> cop goes back to his car
> we have a suspect barricaded in his home and threatened to shoot if I entered
> backup is on the way
> be advised he thinks there's a magic ward over his door that prevents us from entering or something, suspect was naked eating butter and watching Supernatural
I'm an industrial automation engineer.
I work with plenty of black people--plant managers, operators, electricians/techs, etc but I've been in this field for 6 years now and I've never met an automation engineer/systems integrator that was black. Starting to think it's just beyond their mental capacity.
>we wuz kangz an shiet
No wonder Detroits municipal water process collapsed. Black people couldn't understand, maintain and improve the automation.
Don't hear them
Cops open screen door and come in
Cops open the door on the practice room
We stop stoned and stunned at the cop standing there.
Cops says, You guys got to turn it down and all that weed out there (several oz on table) not cool
We turned it down and they left.
> never arrested even
> put on watch list for thought crime
> hat cops for reason of prinvipals
> work full time job
> remembers 9/11
> raised in suburbs
> had a dad growing up
> dad worked more than full time
> sister fucked niggers and made mullatos
You'll never be lucky enough to have a Lithuanian beauty
I've never once complained about niggers or bitches.
Know why? I'm white. I'm smart enough to live in a small town and I've been married for 12 years.
I'm not a child, so I don't complain about things that honestly don't affect me.
I almost feel sorry for people of other races, they were born with inferior genetics and there is nothing we can do medically to fix them. Until science progress though, I am willing to accept them in my society.
>Posts a picture of the rare .0001% of baltic whores who aren't completely disgusting
>Somehow expects this to make him not subhuman garbage
Someday you'll all be euthanized for your inbred stupidity.
>an American telling a European he's subhuman inbred garbage
>your country is literally 90% niggers and hicks
have fun with trump buddy,we'll be over here drinking Svyturys and laughing.
>prove you are white
Even if I mess up this one chance I jave in life, I'll surely get another chance, and another after that as well... God, being white and at least upper middle class is great, just great!
I own a car and a truck, yet is till commute by bike to my office job that pays 6 figures.
I have a 4 year degree in architectural science.
My credit score is 760.
I have had the same job for 15 years, have never held a job for less than 3 years, and have never been fired from a job.
My mother's name is Mary, My father's name is Bill, My name is Joe, and I have three brothers named Bill, John, and Jacob.
Freshman year in college I got a 96% overall in Calculus II while only being present for maybe 2/3rds of the course.
I live alone with a cat and dog that eat better than I do.
I financed a $48k car with no trade in or down payment and still got a reasonable APR.
My SAT score was 1520.
I play golf with my boss every other weekend.
Am I white?
No it won't. The communists took over colleges and told every kid they needed to come there for scheduled reeducation. Its ruined this society. Its probably not able to be salvaged. This society is impressed with black people. Cant make this stuff up. Lol.
> Ten digit pay
> Really involved in government
> understand that our police are good
> President of the United States of America next year
Pic related it's me
When I dropped out of college for awhile and was poor, I just couldn't afford things like most food, but never signed up for aid because I knew it was my own fault and I didn't want to further burden hard working people like my family.
I don't eat kfc and am employed. My ex and I split, I'm the father and have the daughter at my house.
Don't feed the trolls man. Most of these idiots are spoiled little high school students or Trump supporters. Don't put the energy in to talking to people like that it's not worth it.
>Let me tell you how much I don't care, guys
>Hey guys seriously, look how I don't care
>I should keep replying to express how much I don't care
If you really didn't care you wouldn't be here.
Will Smith isn't white, but there's a very high chance he's much more hygienic and intelligent than you are. Undoubtedly more successful.
This thread is about proving you're white, not proving you're inbred.
That's not what I don't care about, though. I definitely care that you people think whites are the master race and it's bad to be black. That's fucking disgusting. What I don't care about is whether or not you're convinced I'm white. All I care about is convincing you people to reevaluate your racist worldviews.
>That's not what I don't care about, though. I definitely care that you people think whites are the master race and it's bad to be black. That's fucking disgusting. What I don't care about is whether or not you're convinced I'm white. All I care about is convincing you people to reevaluate your racist worldviews.
lol you didn't even read the post
I had waited til marriage to have sex
For the last time Wayne you're not white! Stop trying to hard!
As a young boy I took piano lessons from an elderly couple in my neighborhood, and attended catholic school. I also have a gold plated chain with my name on it and a dollar sign pendant
Right then. So what you're telling me is you're completely hopeless. Got it. Thanks for clarifying.
Good to know. In real life I keep my eye on people like you. But this is the Internet, so you're free to go.
Also hippies, college professors, english teachers, rockstars. librarians, movie directors, famous actors, surfer dudes, skateboarders, bowling alley attendants, dental hygienists in florida, motorcycle gangs, US founding fathers, ship builders, and the North European Plain
My favorite musician is Chris Cornell (except his solo album, which was garbage)
I haven't seen a bum in about 10 years, if I had to guess.
I own the Settlers of Catan boardgame
I spend some days watching anti-SJW videos on Youtube
I like Milo even though he's a faggot.
The only nigger I watch is Tommy Sotomayor
I stopped watching MTV when they started playing rap videos.
I watch NASCAR on occasion.
My favorite author, when I was in college (for my B.A., not my M.A.), was Dostoevsky
My wife always asks permission to buy expensive items, even through she knows I don't care whether she buys it or not.
I own 14 pairs of Dockers
I laugh at casual racism.
I laugh at casual misogyny.
I never worry about police fucking with me; I view being pulled over as a mild inconvenience.
I know when a semicolon is appropriate and when it isn't.
Lastly, I'm disgusted with white women who share beds with negroids.