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americans are fat and greedy, discuss
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>>703187515
/thread
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>>703187750
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>>703187515
And niggers are stupid and lazy.

Stay hungry, Mtombe.
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>>703187577
Moer
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American are fat disgusting pigs.
One of these fatass bitches could feed a whole village for a month.
People who let themselves become this fat, should be exported to thirdworld country.
One bullet in the back of the head, cut them in pieces and throw them in a frying pan. It could save lives
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>>703188103
>calling a child stupid and lazy
lol
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>>703187515
USA is the worst, dumbest, most ignorant and fat as fuckest country in the whole globe and no one would care if they got nuked except they would because the world would be a better place and all that
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>>703188125
or just let the children starve and cut the bodies up and fry them and feed them to the greedy fatties in the name of sweet sexy injustice
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top kek
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>>703187515
It's not just Americans. There is a MASSIVE disparity between the have and have not on this planet. There are too many humans. Resources are stretching thin. I believe I will see a day when a drink of CLEAN water is worth at least one human life.
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>>703188196
It's their parents fault.
They don't even have enough food for themself, but have 10 kids?

Man fuck those stupid niggers.
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>>703188376
ye agreed
and when that day comes people like us will probably still be fucking bathing

feels pretty bad to be one of the haves, man

honestly i'd rather have been born in a third world country, been miserable, and died very early, because at least then i'd have the moral authority to like myself
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>>703188504
in that case here's another picture of them suffering while gluttonous white people are fat

lol
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How many % of usa citizens are overweight? More than 70, 80%? Just wondering
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>>703188942
Last I heard it was 60% but I wouldn't be surprised if it's increased

Also I'm obese
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>>703187577
That niglet looks like KFC Wicked Wings.
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>>703188125
>we need money fo dem programz
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>>703188942
around 63%... I will search for the source and post it
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>>703189008
Woah, its probably really hard to get laid with a slim chick there? Impossible with chick with at least 9/10 body?
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>>703188942
Just because they have poor diets and eat alI fatty foods. Let's say they all had good diets and just ate vegetables....they would all be skinny but people in other places would still be starving. Just because people are thin in other countries doesn't mean they are less responsible for people in other places starving, they just have a healthier diet.
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>>703189133
he probably is. nice dubs

>>703189155
LOL guess we know where it's all been going! nice dubs
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if yu can not provide for your little nigglet...then do not have them...do not make me feel guilty because I can afford to eat and feed my children
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>>703188504
Wats happens when it's in Alabama? Or Kentucky? With white kids? Cause guess what kleetus it is happening on our land. Not just these fucking dindus over seas. It's happening here.
Yet you still need to eat a whole pizza to throw away 3 slices.
You give the great American white man a bad name.
All you fucking faggots on this website.
Get your shit together, you're making us look bad.
Fucking stupid fucks like you are the reason Obama happend.
And for that alone you should Kys.
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Ask a guy who's in-laws are all morbidly obese anything.
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BACON is RUINING this country
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>>703187515
If you love niggers so much why are you here? Shouldn't you sell your computer or phone or whatever you're posting on to buy those niggers some food?

Why aren't you volunteer working in Africa?
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>>703189316
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>>703189215
Beats me. This is /b, none of us would know.

>>703189367
You EAT your CHILDREN?! LOOOOLLL fatty

>>703189377
huh. didn't know dubs could lie
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>>703189428
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Nice job faggot OP, you've just discovered something us adults call an "Opinion".
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>>703189316
Wtf with his ribcage? It looks like watermelon
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>>703189377
again..if you can not provide for your rats, white or black...do not bring them into that shitty situation...it is not my fault or my problem...at some point people need to be held accountable for their actions
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>>703189409
Because watching innocent people suffer so other innocent people can have more than they deserve -- and thereby cease to be innocent -- brings me sexual pleasure.

>>703189428
top kek
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>>703189562
Protein deficiency causes swollen thorax
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>>703189540
Niggers eat niggers.
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>>703189656
Good man
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>>703189562
that's a pretty normal ribcage, it just appears distended in comparison to his concave belly
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Nice bait
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>>703189367
> make me feel guilty

Lol no dude that's just what's left of your crushed, step on , sold out , morals and conscience.
But let us know when grandma needs Medicare or when you break a nail and cannot work.
We'll make sure to send you to hell just like you have all others whom you deemed not worthy of care.
You know cause you can't take care of yourself and we're gonna use your logic. So you and grandma are both heading to the glue factory.
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>>703189656
more than they deserve?? LOL..
you have a computer...sell it and give money to starving kid...LOL...bet you don`t...so easy to sit there and blame other while doing nothing yourself
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How about this fat afro-american bitch?
Or isn't she white enough for your agenda, nigger?
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>>703189934
Or this...thing?
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>>703189888
the fuck are you talking about? I'm blaming myself too. And like I said, it brings me sexual pleasure to continue doing the wrong thing knowing full well it's wrong.

I'm obese. In this sense I'm more at fault than most. And that fucking turns me on. I want to suck starving child dick.
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>>703189776
Fucking hell. Hes/shes dead? I feel so sad, I want to cry. Stop posting this! This world is really fucked up. If we cared little less about ourselves and more about others Earth would be a much better place.
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>>703188504
This/10
Someone needs to teach them how to pull out
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>>703189888
Nice trips btw.

>>703190135
You're in luck, I ran out of comparison pics. But yeah I agree.
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>>703189934
>agenda
Op says Americans
Douche bag American goes full racist blaming niggers. Classic kek
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>>703187515
americans are spoiled and arrogant.Not all of them, but the american mentality.
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>>703189867
LOL...we have health insurance and have worked hard making sure we do not need to live off others..our family worked, paid taxes, owned business, employed others, paid their health insurance, paid more taxes

I had one child...because one is all I could afford to provide for in a quality setting

you will not make me feel guilty
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>>703188563
>honestly i'd rather have been born in a third world country, been miserable, and died very early, because at least then i'd have the moral authority to like myself

Easy to say fag. I highly doubt it though.
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<average american
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>>703189698
"bro squat down in front of me so i can rest this leg on your head while i eat it, shits heavy"
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>>703190108
LOL>>>sorry bud
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>be average shape adult male
>dating average shape girl
>not fit by any means, but only just approaching chubby
>meet family
>literally weigh 1100 pounds between the three of them
>all of them have serious medical conditions
>they refuse to acknowledge that their weight has caused them
>mother is 50 and needs her hips replaced
>sister is 27 and the fattest of them all, her organs have begun to stop functioning
>dad is most chill of them all, just your average fat dad who eats whatever he's told and has narcolepsy so he's constantly falling asleep instead of exercising
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>>703190278
Lol to late after that tear jerker bullshit reply. You already do.
Good day faggot, enjoy the sting.
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>>703189377
I'm not american.
I just fucking hate cherrypicking shills like you.
And most black bitches I've seen are fat as fuck, nigger.

And niggers aren't even humans btw.
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>>703190135
Look a bit harder and you will notice that these starving things arent white. I agree this thread would have been really fucking sad if the pics were portraying starving humans.
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>>703190466
nice dubs

>>703190398
yeah, you're probably right. I'm just the kind of person who will never be happy. Fundamentally morally inferior. :)
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>>703190637
Shut up you fucking racist. Im kinda racist too, but nobody deserves to die or starve
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>>703190789
dear god that booty

10/10 wud fuk

well actually 30/10 because she is about 3 people
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>>703190256
I'm not a burger and you didn't even get my point. I'm saying that OP is only showing fat WHITE americans because ''m-muh evil rayciss crackas''.

Now fuck off back to your loli thread, schlomo.
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>>703190987
actually i was only showing fat white americans because fat black americans aren't as hot

which admittedly is in turn for the reason you mentioned

i have a social injustice fetish
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>>703190532
nope..I really do not...fucking people deserve what they get...fucking kids starving because parents do not care or are to dumb to stop having kids...I really do not care...if you can not provide for yourself, why in the world would you bring a child into that situation, pretty irresponsible...if you look around and see kids dying of starvation and disease where you are living, why bring a child into that?
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>>703190610
Nice response. You must be intelligent.
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Op why just you dont start with youself? Buy average amount of food that youre buying usually, but healthy one and eat less and share with poor your food that you havent touched. So you'll back to normal weight and will became a nicer better human so you can proud of youself
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>>703191075
/thread

gr8 b8, fgt OP
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>>703191345
I lack the willpower
It'll be easier when my living situation changes in about three or four years
I still live with my mom, I'm not moving out until I graduate college because I know myself and I'm pretty sure if I tried to work and go to college at the same time I'd fail really really hard and wouldn't be able to afford a second chance

When I'm living on my own I'll have the luxury of deliberately neglecting to keep my fridge stocked
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>>703191419
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
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>>703191519
Then at least eat less. Its not hard
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>>703191757
Also fat ppl are fucking ugly and disguisting
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>>703191757
I want to, I fantasize about it even, but food is my only way of coping with the unbearable moral revulsion I feel in regard to my own body
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>>703187515
Every 1st world country has obese and healthy people. What's your point?
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>>703191231
Get a brain moran.
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>>703192029
>moran
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>>703191855
I sure am!
nice dubs
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>>703192019
> Every 1st world country has obese and healthy people
Not THAT much
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>>703191874
jesus christ
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>>703190878
This is exacly my reaction to disgusting meats like pork.
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Honkus ye'lu'seden se monp!
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>>703192012
Youre pathetic
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>>703192244
dub dubs

DUB DUBS
dub dub dub du budb dubd bd bd udbu d
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We are, and fuck you. As for why? It's because we can't help that 3rd world country's are bitches and are too lazy to get their own shit.
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>>703192288
dubbbb dubbbbs
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>>703192264
thanks
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>>703187515
I am an American. I am both fat and greedy. Not as fat as that bitch though. 6'1 220. People around here throw away food like it is nothing. I was always raised to take what you are going to eat, and finish it. I usually take about half the portion sizes that other people do because I hate wasting food. Not that it really matters, I was just used to it from a kid.
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>>703189234
You know nothing about diet if you think "fatty foods" are bad for you.
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>>703192367
Same. OP here, also fat greedy american. Raised to clean my plate. Then raped by dad. Now have diagnosed PTSD and binge eating disorder.
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>>703192244
>>703192288
Dubby dubby dub dubs
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>>703192367
at least you're living sustainably
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>>703187515
So explain why your country doesn't give food to that homunculus on the right you stupid bait fuck
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>>703192398
They are. Carbs and fats together are really what make you pack on the weight, and large quantities of fats alone without carbs are actually an effective way to lose weight, but they're not healthy, they'll hurt your liver
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>>703192398
Skip dinner, wake up thinner :^)
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>>703192518
because feeding the homunculus on the left is sexier

social injustice is hot
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>>703192530
Carbs. Period.

Any that you don't use immediately get processed into sugar by your body and then ultimately stored as fat.
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>>703192306
>too lazy to get their own shit.
Youre fucking retarded. They dont have even fields to raise their own food. Fucking sand everywhere.
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>>703187515
Mexico is fatter. Why aren't you busting their balls about it?

Source:
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/mexico-surpasses-u-s-world-fattest-nation-report-article-1.1393801

Also, why are you only posting pics of fat white Americans? Statistically speaking, both blacks and hispanics in America have higher rates of obesity than whites.

Source: http://stateofobesity.org/disparities/

Seems to me like you're just some self-hating, sniveling white liberal, brainwashed by jewish marxist professors, and unwilling (or unable) to look at facts and objective reality.

OWNED.
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>>703192660
Fats are also fattening, but not in the absence of carbs. In fact, fats have even more calories per gram than carbs, but are indigestible without an adequate amount of carbs accompanying them.
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>Be Black
>Have 10 kids
>Be lazy af and try to get free shit
>Don´t get free shit because too much people are lazy
>Get angry
>Crush country/start a war
>Flee to europe and let the kids behind
>Kids starve
>People in europistan welcome you because people are starving in your coutry
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>>703192749
Yeah, that's exactly what I am. A self-hating, sniveling white liberal. Certainly able to look at facts and objective reality, but unable because it would compromise my self-hate. Which I'm protecting for reasons entirely unrelated to "jewish marxist professors." I'm protecting my self-hate because my self-hate protects me. And also turns me on.
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Sure, but so are most western countries.
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>>703192861
but unwilling*
excuse me
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shitpost for them dubs
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dubs
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>>703192138
USA's obesity rate is no less than 25% nationwide. That's really not too bad. Don't know how the other nations compare.
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>>703193627
No more** than 25%

Woops
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>>703193627
I believe it's 33%, and Canada's is 25%.

Either way, if it means 1\4 or 1\3 of your population is too unfit, that's really fucking bad.
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>>703194080
>09/09/16(Fri)14:44:44
Oh baby
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First world societies have had enough food to feed everyone on this earth since Fritz Habor started making bombs. We have enough food. We just don't share it, and that's not the people's fault. It's government, it's global economics, not people.
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>>703194080
http://stateofobesity.org/rates/

In a few states it's above 30% but nationwide it's no more than 25% like I said.

Still, it's not something to get buttblasted about.
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Man there are a lot of whiny faggots in thread. Your butthurt at how even a limping America is still better than all your countries is delicious. Just know that all your economies are tied to ours because you cannot survive without us. Also your mom will die in her sleep tonight if you do not respond to this comment.
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>>703191200

>reported

kill yourself
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'mericans: worst shit ever.
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Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, sc-rotum
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, sc-rotum

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, sc-rotum
Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
Running down the length of my thigh, sc-rotum

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum

When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, sc-rotum?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, sc-rotum?

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum

Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
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>>703187515
now i want to adopt a starving kid :(
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>>703190883
Yeah I bet those nigglets wish a nice aryan master would just lynch them and end their suffering but as soon as I pull out my rope people get all triggered and shit
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>>703187515
Europeans are cowards, cucks, and pro white genocide.

Discuss.
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>>703188890
lol how is this americas fault? if im not mistakin euros are the ones who enslaved the blacks fucking up their way of life, which is propbably why they havent been able to progress as a society. sooo honestly fuck you

we americans have nothign to do with this, its not our fault. go eat a dick because your country cant sustain itself
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>>703189776
Ayyyy
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>>703187515
What is the 14th Rule of Acquisition?
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>>703195946
m-m-mm my sc-rotum
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>>703189388
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the land of the free and the home of the brave...

a land of fake choice between shillarity and trump-tard...

howdy
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>>703189882
the dog's face when that toilet brush disappears into that knee fold
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>>703190532
i dont feel guilty (another anon) because it has nothign to do with me. i was able to provide and make something for myself and im not even white im latino. soo fuck you. take your white guitla nd pedle it somewhere else you fucking cuck. just because some of have a nice way of life that we worked for doesnt mean faggots like you can come around and shit all over becaue you "feel" bad for these shit hole countries. /

if you honestly feel bad go take on their government and try and change it other than being a fucking bum and pan handleing successful individuals like ourselves with guilt faggot tactics. you dont even realize that most of us support ppl we actually love. sorry if im not throwin my money at a tstranger whos probably get it stolen or use to to get into a child soldier batallion.

go die faggot. go die in africa with your guilt.
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>>703196119
is the 14th rule of acquisition, that you do not talk about acquisition??? ferengi fightclub remix styleeeeeeeeeeeeeiiii
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>>703196323
lol atelast im not looking over my shoulder making sure im not getting beheaded or my wife is getting raped
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>>703188125
>being this edgy

>Mericans can pay for their own food and obesity
>thirdworld countrys cant

>WAHHH ITS MURRICAS FAULT HELPS Us PLS U SHOULD BE HELPING US

>america helps

>WHY DID YOU HELP US WE DIDN'T AS FOR HELP WTF WE DIDN'T WANT A DEMOCRACY THIS IS BULLSHIT FUCK AMERICA

>america stops helping

>HOW COULD YOU DO THAT OUR COUNTRY WAS DEPENDENT ON YOUR RESOURCES AND HELP. EVEN THOUGH WE GAVE NOTHING OF VALUE BACK


????????????????
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>>703190987
you seem upset
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it's all a conspiracy led by lie-zard jew boy vampire dudes like this
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>>703196486
>The less employees know about the cash flow, the smaller the share they can demand.
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[THIS IS NOW A CONSPIRACY THREAD]

i now declare that... this [pic retarded]
[VIEW FULLSCREEN]
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>>703196650

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>>703195946
lel

>>703196088
i'm an american too fgt
nice dubs

>>703196119
exclusively butts. pretty sure that's the rule

>>703196243
what the fuck is that
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>>703196902
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>>703196809
so /b/tards best conspiracy theories please
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>>703197020
the triple bybass burger, for limited time only now at Mctardass
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>>703187515
that is a broad generalization and it makes your argument completely invalid
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>The last thing you ate is now all you can eat for the rest of your life.
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made website about how greedy the americunts are

site is not online so here is screenshot
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>>703197206
Those burger pattys are way too thick and real looking to be mcdonalds, also that looks like real bacon not machine pressed bits and pieces. Tard
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>>703197327
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over eating which your standard ameri-tard is prone to doing is a classic sign of an emotional defect... just saying... in most cases it stems from a lack of affection from parental unit [or] [as is most likely in some of the more redneck states] TOO much parental affection... you know who you are!!!
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>>703197327
Yep, that's exactly the kind of website I'd expect a turboqueer to make. GJ
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>>703197450
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>>703197327
>>703197450
>>703197504
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>>703197468
Why so assblasted friendoroni?
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>>703197504
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>>703197404
hence me using the fictitious caricature mctardass

i sense you are sarcasm impaired and therefore ameri-tard...

my sincerest condolences
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>>703187515
What kind of monkeys are the little black things? and why don't they have food?

???
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>>703197921
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>>703197586
i'm not you're "friendoroni" buddaroo

assblasted? how/why do make you this inference?

is it you who is butthurt some how?

did daddy love you a little too much and mommy a little bit too little?

are you a tubby little lard ass?

are you an ameri-tard???
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>>703198310
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>>703198067
yeah!!! thought so... now go eat another cheeseburger... you are obviously an expert in their construction and origin... go supersized...

you deserve it...
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>>703198467
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>>703198537
done soon?
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>>703198626
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>>703198713
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>>703198877
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[pic regurgitated]

Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, sc-rotum
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, sc-rotum

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, sc-rotum
Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
Running down the length of my thigh, sc-rotum

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum

When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, sc-rotum?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, sc-rotum?

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum

Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
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>>703199210
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ok enough food pics am getting hungrier than an ameri-tard 2 mins after it's last bucket of chicken washed down with poptart chasers... i think this is about to become a spidey thread... cos'
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>>703189540
U dumb or what he said FEED my kids,learn some fucking english sand nignog
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>>703199277
And there you go. Last one. Irrefutable proof that fatties are disgusting gluttons.
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>>703199338
>do not make me feel guilty because I can afford to eat and feed my children
>eat and feed my children
>[eat and feed] [my children]
>[eat [my children]] and [feed [my children]]
>eat my children
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>>703199351
no one read post no one looks at pictures but somehow proof declared...

ameri-tards don't read, and the rest of us already know and don't care...

irrefutable proof [will be refuted]
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>>703190063
AJUST THOSE ANTENNA YOUR GETTING BAD RECEPTION
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>>703187515
Why is that little nigger wearing a diaper? He probably only shits once a year.
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>>703199503
logic lulz
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>>703199546
proof that ameri-tards read: that entire website was written by an ameri-fatty

namely me
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>>703199351
>trying
>so
>hard
did not read
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>>703199642
on the contrary approximately zero effort went into screencapping my website and posting the caps

unless you're referring to the effort that went into building the website itself in which case i'll have you know i did that ages ago for my own sexual gratification
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>>703187515
>Implying the entire western world, some of the remnants of the 2nd world, and the upper class of the 3rd world isn't infested with the same problem.
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>>703199351
>localhost

Dude, you made these...
Why did you put so much effort in to this
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>>703192012
Do drugs. That's how I lost 120 lbs. Drugs drugs drugs druggy druggidy drugs drug
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>>703199590
he pee blood on bum
he pee blood on bum
he pEE BL
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>>703199351
>>703199503

amonsamesidefaggit.gif
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>>703199838
sexual gratification
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>>703199893
wat.gif
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>>703199912
Also, just posting screenshots doesn't prove jack shit
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>>703199977
posting screenshots obviously proves everything
take a closer look and you will see my website irrefutably proves the existence of santa claus
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>>703199351
MOAR
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>>703187515
Not our problem fag
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>>703191874
CHEESE AND RICE!
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>>703199634
you may be american but maybe not amer-tarded... not all americans are ameri-tards but all ameri-tards are american...

if you feel insulted by the term it probably does refer to you though... any non ameri-tard would lulz kek and/or move on
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>>703200080
sorry that's all i've written
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>>703200171
You design beautiful web pages.
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>>703199974
erm??? you know
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>>703187515
This fat fuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJDecib888k
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>>703200238
thanks
that's the only thing beautiful about me, my body and soul are both ugly as shit

and i'm fucking proud
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>>703192530
Uuuuaauaauauauaurrrrrnnnn fats r bad fats r bad curbs r fatty curbs r fatty fruits r sugar too much sugar sugers is betes fruites is diebetis fruits is r bad meats is fat meats is bad bread is bad bread is meats jello r fruits meat dairy r bad eat lettuce lettuce good. Lettuce und wader onney lettuce un water all else bad dhddhdhdhdh dhats all eat good rrruuurudurududjjji xm in zkkx niby w o Dr re tea kxllll m
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>>703199634
also all that proves is you like to waste your [and our] time
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>>703200171
I'm sure since your html skills are given to you by the gods your sex-making skills are divine. If ever you find yourself in Louisiana feel free to help yourself to my asshole <3
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>>703200426
nice spam
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>>703187515
Whie that's true, why does no one talk about the countries fatter than America? America is only like the 10th fattest.
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>>703200291
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>>703200400
replies to own post, praises own post

hopenoonenotices.gif
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>>703189562

i guess you really are what you eat
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>>703200580
Actually I fuckin did it. Asshole.
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>>703200608
o yis
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>>703200400
Do you do commissions tho?
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>>703200664
yes you did reply to your own post with praise...

i never said that fail webdesign was not you're own work dunno don't care... no one looked

i was accusing you of blowing smoke up own ass and being ameri-taRd
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>>703188307
someone tried to skull fuck him
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>>703187515

Lowest common denominator bait. 2/10.
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>>703200882
I have no relation to the beautiful page besides my admiration.
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>>703200882
which your last reply kinda proved
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>>703201006
I just want a website for my business I'm trying to start.fellsbadman.png
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>>703200980
ok in that case, i am not a nerd using a shitty old laptop behind [over 9,000] proxies
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kek. when britains not too far from america " its an epidemic!!!!"
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>>703200876
Sorry, I'm flattered you'd ask but I'm too much of a faggit to do something like that.
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>>703201135
I don't know how to proxy effectively so props to you.
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>>703201097
is your business promoting your own website business on /b/ while pretending not to be yourself? if so fail
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>>703201210
C'mon. I'm a 20 year old with some
income who wants to start a vape shop. It's not high class shit, man.
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>>703201278
I trust /b/ more than my own family, man. I'm no fucking samefag.
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>>703201278
Actual OP here, just wanted to say I do not give a shit that you think I'm the anon who complimented my page. Actually don't care. You two can go ahead and keep arguing if you want, but don't expect me to join in.
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>>703188125
>implying that if you kill a fat person, a the food they would have ate would have magically transferred to some starving African

Kek stfu loser
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>>703201236
omg ameri-tard i obviously meant i was the nerd behing over 9,000 proxies... sarcasm comprehension fail...

fucckin' ameri-tardarses
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>>703201416
Pretty please tho?
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>>703201416
you just joined in... failfaggit.gif
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Holy shit what if they started putting images like this in unhealthy food like they do with cigarettes and such
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>>703192072
>Not getting the reference
>Taking the bait
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>>703201572
says dont care, cares too much
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>>703192220
pork is goof, full of protein.

People get fat from simply eating too much. There is little difference WHAT exactly you eat, as long as you get all the necessary nutrients. You could eat twinkies and drink juice all day.

but what makes people fat is lack of activity and overeating. If you happen to have slow to normal metabolism, just stop fucking eating like a fucking pig.
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>>703201362
>>703201500
I'm sorry dude, I'm bailing. I'm literally such a fat fucking faggot that I can't handle the stress of being obliged to someone. Talent will only get you so far in life, the fact is I'm just a shitty human being who happens to be good at a few things. I'm gonna go hide in shame now.
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>>703201572
Fuck you man. I didn't ask to be born into America. I would've much preferred a Canadian birth.
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like shooting oversized ameri-tarded orca sized fish in a barrel
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>>703201722
and the pretence goes on...
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>>703201722
If you ever decide differently just hit up a couple trap threads. I dwell there.
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>>703201751
then you'd be a moose-limbed-terror-wrist instead of an ameri-tard but the world would still see through your samefag ways
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>>703187515
Not all Americans are fat and greedy the is a feminist fuck who is to lazy to go running we really aren't that bad why does everyone think that
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are you're replies so slow because your pudgy little fingers can only hold so much burgers while you type... wipe the grease of your face and deny you are samefag somemore
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>>703202008
The racism,man.
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>>703202202
Find me on reddit and 1v1 me m8. I'll have you know I'm a level 12 fedora neckbeard.
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>>703202208
no of those words i use are in any way shape or form racist... which word hurt your butthurt feeling?
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>>703202293
reddit is for r/tards and amer-fags... i will not go there... bait fail... samefag troll got butthurt...

try again fatty
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>>703202347
Is me all the way <3
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>>703202439
I'm only 220!
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>>703187515
Ignorance is bliss OP

Example, your pictures are beyond factual situations.
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>>703202452
in all seriously... what word did you find the racial?
i am not ameri-tard race person... i r north korea [yes the best one] you are moose fag?
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>>703202498
is that IQ or weight? both lies...

iq lower, weight much higher
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how many weed u gotta smoke 2 smoke da weed

pls rsepsnod
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>>703202595
You insulted mother Canadia. You're just a mean person
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>>703187515
I'm 71 kg and got rid of all my stuff till i could fit it into a small truck. I'm feelin super greedy, you're totally right.
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>>703202693
all of it... now... DO IT!!!
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>>Mitch Kramer
Looking at all of those staving people make me feel bad for skipping breakfast at ihop
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>>703202659
My iq is at least 12. I've never taken an iq test so I can't say it's any higher tho.
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>>703202749
staving people r worst people>>703202769
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>>703188103
Yes this!

Starvin Marvin has only his retarded, fuck-happy parents to blame, for having his ass, when they have no fucking hope of ever being able to feed him.
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>>703202769
halve it
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>>703202818
Yeah we should kill em all. Then fuck their corpses.
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>>703202859
How do you halve someone's iq?
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ok b/tards luv ya... byeeeee am going away from this ameri-tard thread now... rl is best life
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>>703187515
Which one is the american? They both look pretty european to me.
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>>703202920
staving stavers can stave the stave away from me
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>>703188942
>>703189008
>>703189191
It's 95% overweight. The 63% figure is those medically classed as 'morbidly obese'
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>>703202960
using american education system should do the trick
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>>703203105
That was actually funny, mean guy. I like you.
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>>703188376
There are a lot of "haves" in political office in Africa. The problem there, is corruption, not Americans or westerners in any way. Their stupid politicians actually blocked food aid, because it was GMO. Now you tell me what is a bigger threat to Hakeem over there. GMO, or starvation?
>>
nine41 720 588eight
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>>703203152
i try [mostly too hard] ok byeeeee
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Fuck because of mean anon I stayed up to read this thread now I hafta go to work in an hour and I haven't slept yet xD
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>>703188563
What is stopping you? Move to Africa!

BTW, are you the one that's always posting the BBC threads? Makes sense now.
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>>703203241
Is this a phone number?
Mean anon? Senpai?
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>>703203105
also... [smokes last bit of joint before departing] mean guy is truth guy. is funny is cos is true

ok now, final adios muchachos ameri-tardos
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>>703203367
how do you know that the poster is black anon?
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>>703189234
That's because the fatty foods are cheaper. You go try to buy a vegan lunch for cheaper than a burger.
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>>703203437
smells like teen negro
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>>703189215
They are slim when they are young. It's just when they get older, they really pack on the weight. It's a consequence of the whiteknight divorce laws.
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>>703203526
so the poster mentions nothing of africa or any continent or country just says he/she wishes to live in the third world and you tell him to go back to africa? anon i think you need to take a break from the internet for a day
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>>703203437
I don't know that. He could be a white sissy that's really into bbc and white guilt.
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>>703203689
I swear part of Louisiana is third world.
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>>703203689
i want to go to africa, i though he might like it too...

i mean there is always obama after all
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>>703203737
I know I definitely am!
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>>703203751
everything within it's state borders
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>>703203689
The pics he uses to contrast against Americans, are clearly African parasites.
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>>703187515
Yes they are.
Still don't see how it's their fault, that other countries can't get their shit together tho.
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after seeing all of those starving people I couldn't finish my waffles
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>>703198429
>replying to yourself

That's pretty sad fam, and I'm not even that anon
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>>703199751
That's pretty sad fam, I suggest getting actual hobbies.
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Chinks are greedy too, I guess?
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>>703191874
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Where's all the lolis?
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>>703187515
THEY WILL DIE LIKE INFIDELS!
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>>703203982
parasites aren't usually stolen by the host and put into captivity for around 400 years then freed but under funded and under educated, then finally when they infect the host bitched about, have yet to see that model of parasitic behaviour yet in nature so... analogy fail

but on the other hand... fuck them niggers...

so you're choice really
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>>703203817
Well, enjoy it, then. Just don't whine to America about it, when your bbc is starving.
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So much autism for just a single bread. I'm blown away. It would seem we have the autism champions from all corners of the world coming to this particular thread.
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>>703204384
Those parasites in the pics, we're not stolen, by any host. They are still in Africa, feeding of their parents, which can't support them.
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>>703196547
jajajaaj if only this was how america actually worked, theres alot more involved, especially violence, and funding of the bad guys
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>>703197678
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all the samefag wrong anon and misdirected replies in this thread are give me lulz/kekz...

i r make for the havocs... who is who, no one knows and anon goes on an on
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>>703204569
oh those niggur rightch thurrr...
yeah boi, fuck dem nigguaaaaz
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>>703204569
still thinks anon is a non anon other than the non who is now none [shhhhhhhh]
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>>703204295
Do you eat the goats after you fuck them?
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>>703204569
which post is the pic you are referencing? would like to see those negroids in action
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