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How is this going?
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>>703185340
Needs more Bane
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She better be fuckin hot because that emoji is giving me cancer.
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Salvageable. Stop being so beta.
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You're being way too vulnerable. Unless that's your girlfriend in which case you're doing great.
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>>703185340
>cute? you must be a lolicon
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>>703185544
Advice?
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>>703185340
Don't overdo the compliments it loses its value if you keep doing it. Also it puts her up on a pedestal
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>>703185340
Maybe try talking about something other than her appearance.
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bitch cant take a compliment
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one of the worst ive ever seen. dont compliment her on her fucking appearance, its the dullest, lamest, most boring shit you can talk about. say something interesting, let her talk about herself. youre a fucking creep.
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>>703185340
Should have said, "I've never wanted to fuck a puppy before" then turn red when she asks about children...
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>>703185760
Digging for attention.
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>>703185340
Reply? I am not very good at this
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This is some of the worst game I've ever seen.
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it's a bot, it'll send you to a website to "verify" your ID
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>>703185969
I haven't dated in 2 years
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>>703185340
Send picture of the bitch so we can advice you good. Don't be a fag.
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>>703185903
You're not going very bad boi, but stop saying she's pretty. Talk about yourself or make her talk about herself, no more.
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>>703186117
Wanna make it 3 years? Jesus christ get your act together that's pathetic
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Heh. Got no game and been dating a girl hotter then you could ever imagine. Feelsgoodman.
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>>703185903
Op here I just asked what she was studying.
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>>703185903
The whole point of texting it to lead to making plans with her. It's a means of getting her out with you and then escalating it from there, don't get caught up getting to know her over the phone
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I think the wheels are coming off
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>>703186983
Ask her why she uses tinder
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>>703186983
Make fun of her for studying that bullshit

aka lel you watched too much CSI Miami
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>>703185340
she's fishing attention and compliments from yo, you autistic fuck..
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>>703187106
>>703186983

Or you don't just annihilate her with fucking questions.

The point of a question is to open up a conversation, you aren't the Spanish inquisition OP.
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>>703186983
criminology with sociology, not worth it just leave
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Ask her if you committed a crime would she turn you in.
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>>703186983
Tell her "What a coincidence I'm the town rapist"
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>>703186983
try to be more funny... Don't ask what she's doing on tinder, girls hate it. for exemple : Ask her if she chose her studies because of NCIS or because she hates nigger
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>>703187336
This. She will say depends on the crime and you say necro and pedophilia same damn time
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>>703186983
Brown eyes are a rarity too. But you know what, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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>>703186983
>>703186983


I have a friend who studied that haha, her father killed her with a mallet.
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>>703187460

This guy practices talking to women with clever bot.

Take his advice OP, really.
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Talking to a brick wall
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>>703187420
100% this
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>>703186983
OP show us a picture of her
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>>703187536
your questions are boring. Surprised she is still talking to u. She must be equally as bored.
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>>703187536
you're really bad at it man. Don't jump from question to question, you have to make her develop her answers
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>>703187536
>-"sounds interesting"
> dont show any interest and ask a total different question.
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>>703187521
Another quick way to get in any girls trousers is throw this at em. "hey, wanna bang?" Then immediately follow up "*hang!! Shit lol". You won't believe how moist they get down there.

Well, back to talk to my babe CB!
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Fuck me, op just kys
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>>703187536

No, you're just asking fucking questions. She's clearly a boring cunt, but you're just as bad.

You were made for each other.
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>>703185340
Rly retarded youse will never meet and fuck
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You suck OP
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>>703187536
This is my first time trying it but I don't think I'm using it right. What's the easiest way to ask you out for coffee or drinks? You've already fucked up and seemed beta enough that this will probably work
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How to never get laid use the internet for hook ups
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>>703187536
Dubs demand that you mention a pedophile ring in your next message
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>>703185340
trying too hard.Tell more about yourself in your texts, interests and whatever, you sound fake and gay.
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>>703188074
Not OP, but I am gay
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>>703187536
you're such a fucking beta, no way you get your dick wet that way.
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>>703187987
>>703187536

Do that op if that doesn't work nothing will
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Wtf
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>>703188930
Nice. You actually got some conversation here. Follow it
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>>703185661
backed
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Dude I have literally the same problem, no game. I've learned to accept that I have nothing to talk about and I just go straight to making plans to hang out, which more often then not works, and I get laid. So just move straight to hanging out.
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Why the fuck is she watching a swedish TV series?
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>>703188930
keep going and stop being a fucking beta and go full retard on compliments OP. if she likes you, she likes you. 100 compliments/minute is not going to make her like you.
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OP tell her this, guaranteed to work.
Leg so hot
Hot hot leg
Leg so hot can fry a egg
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RIP
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>>703188930
Tired of this shit going nowhere. You wanna meet up later?
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>>703185340
>every line a compliment
uber beta fag
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>>703189520
Terrible line
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>>703189607
not that bad actually
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>>703189520
Thats 50% ripperoni.
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Pretty much agreed that she's not "gorgeous" top kek. Pay attention to wording, but not bad
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>>703189786
show her profile faggot
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>>703189761
Better than he was doing but still a terrible opener to going out
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>>703189786
GJ Anon
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>>703189786
She sounds fat
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dont come on too strong with the complements
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>>703189921
Tumblr fat
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>>703189898
>opener to going out
wut? that's not an opener
also the line would be better if he said
>I can help you make some plans over drinks tonight. How about ... at ...
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>>703189520
>boring questions, seems more like an interview
>girl replies with no interest
>finally seems like conversation is starting
>totally fucks it up with horrible pickup line

Congrats
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>>703187461
WAT
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>>703190055
Opening a new subject is a type of opener. If you're just chatting and you ask them out you open with something.
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>>703189786
you fucked up anon
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>>703190007
the worst kind of fat then
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>>703189520
What the fuck are you doing op that was terrible
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>>703189786

RIP
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Show us her picture OP you have to
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>>703190166
shit nevermind
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>>703190291
Yeah seriously dude show us already
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Oap I have a ton of tinder whores I haven't used yet I will hijack the fuck out of your thread with a dubs decides unless you show us!
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Feelsbadman
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>>703190531
You were too pushy. RIP
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>>703190531
dumb insecure faggot
RIP
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>>703190507
I appoint you the new OP. Go ahead
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>>703190531
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!" TAKE IT!
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>>703190531
Well then smother that whore and let's get drunk and forget all about it! We can make sweet love on her hospital bed once they've cleared her body! Respectfully, in her memory of course.
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What time is it?
Oh look! It's beta o'clock
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>>703190531
you are one stupid ass motherfucker.
tell us what are you gonna write BEFORE you do it so we can help you faggot
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>>703190531
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>>703190507
just do it..
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>>703190531
Tell her you're good at sneaking booze into hospitals.
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>>703190531
Has any conversation ever been more boring? she's gonna assume you're just as boring if not worse irl
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>>703190716
What should I say then?
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>>703185340
Two compliments were enough change the subject
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>>703190817
Say>>703190669
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>>703190531
>I could bring you drinks there

Trust me, this will work
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>>703190866
Dubs decided!
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Ask if you can eat out her asshole to make her feel better about her grandmom
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>>703185340
went from alright to autism at the third compliment.
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>>703190531
ill grandmother excuse, RIP, ur done.
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>>703190817
If you're already out of things to say you're gonna be fucked once you meet her, so just give up and end life
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>>703190531
Swerve
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>>703189786
>smooth
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>>703190599
>too pushy
>you're cute, oh no I m-m-mean gorgeous!
>why are you gorgeous? Oh, I-I-I love your eyes they are so beautiful
>y-y-you are so unique, have you traveled?


>no anon, I'm managing my student finances

What's the opposite of pushy
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>>703191026
An absolute faggot
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>>703190817
don't ask her where and where are you going to meet. Tell her! Tell her you'll be in front of the hospital in two hours (for her moral support if you want) think of something
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>>703191026
pulley
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OP, the date's not gonna happen. She's having a nice conversation, but she's just not into you. So I think it's time to troll. Send her the following:

Since you study criminology and all, how much do you know about rape? Because I'm a trained expert myself.
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>>703190531
god damnit anon
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>>703190669
Just say this anon. Guaranteed to work
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>>703191206
This, and if she responds upset with you, then turn it back around on her and say you were raped by a priest in the catholic church
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>>703191099
kek'd
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>>703191206
This. Now you fuck with her
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>>703189786
>>703190531

NEVER BE "SMOOTH". Always just say "I'm doing x, you should join."
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Fuck it OP isn't gonna do shit. Abandon
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>>703191099
Nah, he didn't pull nothin.
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>>703191397
generally you're right
but the chick is in a hospital.. she doesn't give a fuck what you are doing
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>>703191421
jelly much?
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>>703185340
for the 10th time
SHOW HER PROFILE FAGGOT!
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the thing is, girls already know if they wanna fuck you or not long before you start texting them

In the case of Twitter, they take a look at your picture and classify you as fuckable or not.

Now sometimes girls will still indulge you even if you aren't classified as fuckable. Why? A number of reasons.

Being pursued by a suited and shamelessly turning them down boosts their ego.

It also reaffirms the idea that all men are pigs and only want to fuck them, because they still pursue her even when they are unfuckable. The rational objection would be that they initiated contact with the opposite sex through a median that is solely good for hooking up with people, but the fact is women are able to repress that truth very easily.
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>>703191206
roll
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>>703191624
you are stupid as fuck
tried to help but you won't listen
fuck off
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>>703191624
can you just ask her for granny nudes already
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>>703191624
B-E-T-A
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>>703191624
Op here got her number
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>>703191544
Do you really think her grandma is really dying? She wouldn't be on Tinder if she wasn't looking for a date. OP fucked it up.
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>>703191624
You are being extremely boring. You've given her no incentive to give you her number.
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Mfw so many faggots in this thread are complaining about OP's game while i'm 90% sure none of these faggots have ever talked to a girl after highschool.

You keep doing you OP, just know when its over and when its not.
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>>703191714
So fucking what?
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hello, op

/profile.php?id=100005944487349&fref=ts
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>>703191714
That's not OP. I'm still waiting on her reply.
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>>703185340
Send a dick pic
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>>703191856
>/profile.php?id=100005944487349&fref=ts
plase tell me that's a joke
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>>703191754
I was texting some girl earlier
Apparently she's into shit
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op honestly man you fucked this.

You literally nearly had a convo going and then completely ignored her paragraph and pushed again.

Thou art a fool
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>>703191934
no, its not. i know this guy irl, as soon as i saw iPhone, belfast and Jack, i knew.
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>>703185796
Settle down, Bevis
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>>703192055
>>703191934
please send pics i dont have account
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>>703191624
Fucking idiot
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>>703185340
stop. complimenting. her. you. douche.
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>>703192141
>/profile.php?id=100005944487349&fref=ts

This is OP.
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>>703191624
Belfast is depressing as fuck man
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>>703192259
I know
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>>703191675
Nice autism there, dumb ass
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>>703191624
should've told her that she's going to definitely need dem drinks now, coz that shit is fucked
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OP you gotta be funny and shit. But also to the point. Your beta inspired me to try my morning luck
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>>703192671
That bitch doesn't want to sit on your face
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Op here looks like I am done here thanks for the help
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>>703192728
Doing better than OP
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>>703189786
Oh you're from Belfast.... All the luck with you OP...
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>>703192804
>Hi, I'm OP and I'm a massive faggot
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>>703192671
Sit on her face too
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>>703192808
Respond all caps SIT ON MY FACE
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>>703192321
Girls don't decide if a guy is fuckable based on his appearance?

They don't lead guys on who they know are unfuckable to fulfill their own ego?

It is what it is
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>>703192953
>They don't lead guys on who they know are unfuckable to fulfill their own ego?
This
Fuck women just become gay tbh
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Fuck you faggot OP
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>>703193173
Neat.
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>>703193173
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>>703193173
Thanks for inviting your ass to her face
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>>703193173
You shall be our new OP now!
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>>703193308
Gave me a laugh. Well I'm outta here. Gonna go sit on this broads face
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>>703193173
>Smash dat muthafuckin unmatch yeet

What is going through her head right now.
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>>703188930
shes trying to make playful conversation with you and you keep shutting it down, lighten up, use some of what shes saying and actually converse about a topic for more than 2 texts
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>>703189921
hahahaha
this is true
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>>703191624
I love how your entire conversation is you asking questions and her mostly answering with one or two lines of text

Just ask her about her buttholes color already. It will work
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>>703192671
"If you shit the bed it will be a mess. If you shit on my face I'll eat it and lick everything clean."
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