hi /b/. virgin here.
all my friends have girlfriends and i have never even held hands with one.
all my friends go out with theirs and hold hands and kiss and shit and I just stay home playing No Man's Sky all day.
how do i get a girlfriend with my acne problem?
pic obviously related.
1. Grow pair of balls.
2. Visit doctor to treat acne.
3. Get your fat ass to the gym.
4. Change your fucking diet.
5. Get new clothes and dress with style.
6. Get some fucking experience talking to women, even if you'll fail, keep trying.
7. You will realize what this step is when you get to 6.
Stop drinking milk. Go to the doctor. Give it a few months.
You probably wont get a girlfriend though. Some times that's how it is for people.
Life is fucking shit if you are delt a bad hand. Just live the life you have. Accept you are going to be unhappy for ever because you missed the golden years of dating in highschool
Spoken like a faggot who does none of those things.
>I just stay home playing No Man's Sky all day.
lol pathetic ass nigga even playing the worst video game he can find. i hope yo ass die from that acne.
sit around playing no mans sky. instead of fucking civilization, crusader kings, heroes of might and magic, or at least a fucking competitive online game.
walk around shooting rocks with a laser ALL DAY lol
>Blind woman: "OP, may I touch your face? I want to see you."
>*screams in horror*
>shoots herself to escape the nightmare that is your ghastly visage
See a female doc. Fix face. Fall in love. Happily ever after.
Yup, this is a medical case. Your skin is severely infected, go to a doctor to avoid any more complications.
you guys are assholes.
im just really lonely and sometimes cry but i obviously dont tell anyone.
can i even have a normal face again?
Yo dude I dont usually comment on self help threads but I used to have acne and couldnt get a gf. If you want to get a girlfriend you need to fix the acne, you need to ask your doctor for isotretinoin and take it following the directions, because there is hella side effects (dry skin, sunburn easily, dry ass, dry lips, increased risk of depression/suicide for some reason) and it also makes the acne way worse for about 3 months. After 3-4 months, no more acne ever however you have to continue on a maintenance dose for years. however it seriously is worth it. if you can avoid sunburn and use various moisturising chap-sticks you can probably find a girlfriend AFTER the acne clears up.
Go see a dermatologist, don't eat shitty foods, drink water, and consume less sugar altogether...and probably milk too (which sucks).
For the female side of things...correct yourself by cleaning yourself up and get some god damn confidence. That's really all it takes, so just do it. You'll probably fail at first, but we all do. So sack up, move on, and then it's into the next one.
As I said here>>703181334
Go to a fucking doctor dude. This isn't normal acne, your face is severely, I mean SEVERELY infected! I've seen shit like this, needs immediate disinfection, or else your skin will be all bumpy even after the acne goes away on it's own (by the age of 30).
Source: family full of doctors
damn op i feel for you, sad faggot. acne that bad will not be acceptable to majority of women. luckily that kind of acne can be cured, so you arent fucked. go to a doctor (a dermatologist would be the specific kind of doc youd need) and get meds.
god speed, op
Its not that big a deal
My brother had acne just like that and he was still able to get many girlfreinds. I even see dudes at school who look the same and even worse have girlfriends.
As long as your confident in your self no one gives a shit.
>you guys are assholes.
What did you expect?
>im just really lonely and sometimes cry but i obviously dont tell anyone.
Don't be a bitch. Find yourself a girl after you fix your face. Seriously though, do you sleep on pizza?
>can i even have a normal face again?
Only if you get some professional help. Like that other faggot was saying, go see a doctor to scrub your face with an orbital sander.
Get the fuck off, you are pretty pathetic assuming we all are so stupid becaus we decided to reply to any post or thread. Stop embarrassing yourself.
>guys, guys! It's a bait, you guys are morons.
>I'm mr nobody smartypants.
> Am I cool yet? Guys!
those bumps on your forehead look like cysts. this probably meansthat the problem resides deep down inside your skin. so you will need heavy medication, stuff that you can only get from a prescription from a professional.
how old are you?
Boi wouldn't you like to have these silky smooth cheeks
At least your face makes me feel better about my shitty beard.
How to grow a full beard at 19 years old, /b/?
>can i even have a normal face again?
yep -- i had acne almost identical to yours at the end of my teens and into my early 20s... got sick of looking/feeling like shit all the time, so got a referral to a dermatologist
i'm 35 / married with kids now and most people are surprised when i tell them how bad my acne was
i ended up on roaccutane, but there were a few other things that helped a lot:
1) stop touching your face! also don't squeeze/pop anything. EVER
2) clean pillow case every day
3) cleaning your face too much can cause as many problems as not cleaning it enough, so you need to find a balance
4) keep yourself hydrated
good luck, anon
whats it like kissing a girl, or having sex with one?
i see guys holding hands with them everywhere i go and i feel like shit inside.
You're a smart guy, so you can learn to pull women. What you do is act confident and not try with them so hard. If you aren't blessed with good looks like myself you'll have to get close to them. Either pick up a hobby or lie about one and when you talk to a girl talk about it with passion to show her you're not a thirsty loser. Throw in a good joke here and there don't overdo it. Don't be afraid to laugh about yourself in a confident way girls like guys who aren't insecure about themselves or their masculinity
get back to work, José, you fucking faggot.
Just go and see a doctor you fucking retard. You have no excuse not too, unless you are american and are too poor for this. Also do some sport, looking at your chin I can assume that you are a fat fuck.
>stop being so fucking cringy and learn to talk to real people
fake it 'till you make it fam, you think half the dudes out there swimming in pussy think they're God's gift to the earth? No, they just figured out the right words to get panties off.
You are pathetic for pointing out the obvious, retarded faggot. As if you are the only one who knows everything on /b/. Nobody asked you to point out this is bait that is bait, because we don't care. We reply because we wanted to. Go suck your mum' titties.
The best state is being single and content. No nagging, no checking in, no begging. Your current state is the worst. Is it possible to be content without satisfying that void you obsess over?
make a video of you popping and scraping the scabs off.
How can u even play that game mate?
I also stays at home , play dota n do freelance.
Only out on sat or sundays to go piss drunk n fuck hookers .
First of all see some doctor to clean ur face.
Also grow some skills to make money and use them to get ur dick wet.
If success, think about having a gf too.
One step at a time, one punch at a time.
Your will change. Good luck.
I did all these steps and it worked for me I had acne and got the strongest pills with alot of sideffects and I go to the gym for 1.5 years now and talk alot to Girls and it worked for me
You actually have nice dick sucking lips, a good head of hair, a strong brow and you look like you might have some nice eyes too. The less attractive a guy knows he is, the cuter and more adorable he is but that face mate, go see a doctor. Get pills.
Not only is my facial hair shitty, I'm also 5'7".
I have bad genes apparently.
Roast me /b/.
life has already roasted you faggot.
This is so true I can't even come up with a clever response.
I hate being what I am.
OP , tell me how do you do it ?
Do you have a program that you insert curtain images into it and it makes thread automatically ? Wouldn't it be tiring to manage several threads every day ?
That's a load of shit. Been shaving the same shit neck beard every other day for almost a fucking decade. Either you grow a beard, or you don't. Shaving doesn't force hair to grow.
ayyy im mexican, its not so bad
GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
STOP FUCKING ASKING /B/ AND GO TO A DOCTOR YOU FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH
m8 I don't live in the US
Am I supposed to be scared?
This anon is correct.
Self hate belongs in the >>>/trash/.
I'm Mexican as well. There's no need to be a self hating faggot about it, unless you're actually a faggot. In that case, you do you, just do it away from me.
Why do you just leave all the rotten pus on/in your face like that?
THE BACTERIA ARE EATING THE FLESH OF YOUR FUCKING FACE!
Pop/Drain those things in a sterile manner and use a skin disinfectant containing something like Octenidine on your face at least twice daily.
Pop them all ,and then put H2O2 on them with tampons, then don't fucking touch your face with anything for 12 hours, don't walk out the house and repeat this process untill you doesn't need it anymore
Hi /b/ here's my shitty agenda and no timestamp. Enjoy.
How fucking dumb are you exactly OP?
Why do you come here to ask advice from a bunch of nerds who probably look just like you?
GO SEE A DOCTOR.
Everytime I see a medical question here I just know it's from some dumb American.
>have no money
>post on 4chan while crying
>live in first world country
>have health insurance
>laugh at americans on 4chan
1) Drink plenty of fluids EVERY DAY (2-3Liters)
(you can add, lemmon, aubergine, cucumber, ginger
2) Exercise 3-5xWeeks to a level that makes sweat A LOT
3) Eat COPIOUS amounts of vegetables, (cruciferous preferably) moderate amounts of nuts+seeds+eggs whites (collagen+healthy fats)
4) ELIMINATE from diet: processed foods, pork, alcohol, tobacco, fast-foot, non-cocoa chocolate
5) WASH SKIN EVERY DAY with dermathologist recommended soap
6) BE HAPPY DAYZ
Why Do You Type Like A Fucking Retard?
Go to a dermatologist. They can prescribe shit that will clear you up. If the first thing they give you doesn't help go back and say you want stronger treatment..... after 3 times or so they should prescribe you the god of all acne medication Accutane.
Accutane is not just a temp fix like most of the other meds, meaning it doesn't just work while you take it IT CURES YOU FOR LIFE!
That being said, it is a bit hard on you. It causes your oil glands to permanently dry out and makes you dry as a mummies cock while you're taking it. Your lips will get cracked and bleed (wear chapstick). You'll get nosebleeds from your nose being dry. Your eyes will feel dry. AND there may be a bit of depression that comes with taking it....
all that being said, totally fucking worth it. I used to be in your boat.
Acne can be cured these days. Over the counter shit is basically just a scam, the good shit comes from a dermatologist.... ask your parents to go see one, you need it.
I used to be in your boat and then I had my acne cured.
Next point on accutane. Being the one thing that actually works to CURE ACNE, the competitors drugs and over the counter acne med companies have a vested interest in fighting it. They're doing their best to make it illegal. They say men commit suicide from accutane (when really they kill themselves from horrific nodular acne), they say it causes mental problems (also caused by severe acne), it DOES cause birth defects if a woman is pregnant while using it (it's legally mandatory that any woman on accutane use 2 forms of birth control), and they've fought the Accutane company Roche all the way to the supreme court to get them out of the picture.... but note that it's the companies that treat acne (rather than cure it) that have fought all the way to the supreme court.
Get on it. You need it.
You tards don't realize there are many folks that just have bad genetic susceptibility to acne. You guys have just had light acne where the standard face wash/clean diet/clearasil shit actually works.
They can be far cleaner than you, work out like a body builder, eat a flawlessly clean diet, constantly wash their face, use all kinds of acne treatments, and still look like a Nestle crunch.
OP, is CERTAINLY one of those guys.... and I'm one of em.
For us, a dermatologist is the only cure..... and Accutane is the way to go.
The answer is fucking many.... and yes, the second someone actually has a cure to a disease/ailment all the goddamn companies making a fortune off of "treatment" bombard the cure company legally and do their best to make it illegal.
I'm fairly certain, at this point, that we have cures invented for almost everything but treatment companies are fighting them tooth and nail. That's the problem with "for profit" medical treatment, treatment is always more profitable to medical practitioners than the cure.
WASH YOUR FUCKING FACE WITH SOAP GOD DAMNED IT !
ISOTRETINOIN MOTHERFUCKER YOU NEED IT
It WILL solve your fucking acne in half a year. Doctors might call it accutane. Same shit, different name. Side effects have been mentioned already. Severe dryness of skin. Nothing that can't be solved with chapstick or body lotion.
Your face looks like a fucking meth addict's.
Clearly your family hates you or else they would have gotten that shit treated when you were younger so you wouldn't walk around with Freddy Kroger face for the rest of your life.
Look bro, clean your diet up. I know many people have said it but it does work, also with better diet and exercise you will look and feel better.
But if life is just so bad and everyone is out to get you and you're already on your way to becoming a Dark Mage master of the virginity then a bag and helium can also change that.
Your call faggot.
Just don't turn into the person who "fails" at killing themselves. No one like a drama queen.
One and done.
>typical new age millennial excuse
i'm a ham planet: genetics
i've got bad acne: genetics
i'm dumb: genetics
i'm lazy: genetics
Yeah, broseph, all that shit CAN be genetics. Though even with a bad hand genetically, you can do your best to fix fatness, laziness, and stupidity; though they often don't.
Lemme tell you. In my teenage years, I worked out like a god, I ate products with no artificial shit best I could, no soda, no candy, no excess carbs (outside of veggies). I washed my face at least twice a day along with morning shower. I had 5 diff acne products that I rotated to use a different one each day....
and nothing, looked like goddamn OP....
People tend to assume that the things that worked for them work for everyone, when that's not true, there's people that were dealt a very different hand.
Those with normal amounts of teenage acne cannot even begin to comprehend what it's like for someone with enormous genetic susceptibility to it.
Everyone in this thread is being pretty horrible but I'm gonna give you some advice that you should definitely follow. Dermatologists can be extremely expensive, so if you're an American going to a hospital where the service is bulk billed or a free clinic would work best if you can't afford the consultation itself. Never go to a privately owned dermatologist, they charge through the fucking roof.
Also, when people say "just wash your fucking face" they obviously don't know what it's like to have cystic acne, don't listen to their shitty backhanded advice, you've probably been washing it everyday and still nothing. I recommend exfoliating once every couple days, then using a toner such as witchhazel then moisturising. It does wonders for your skin.
Also, if someone can't see past your physical appearance and love you regardless then they're not worth you anyway. Keep trucking on, OP, you can do this. I had cystic acne from when I was 8 until I was 15 and it caused a lot of self esteem problems so I know the position you're in. Good luck with everything.
1. Cut out ALL soda! You'll some effect after 2 weeks.
2. Use clean towel of face after bath. So 1 for body and another for the face. Importent!
3. Find a doctor or find a face product with salicylic acid.
4. Cut of junk food. McD goes right to my face, like i see acne the next day.
Dno how you dress. But yeah, a pair of nice jeans and a dress shirt, no need for tie. Pair of leather shoes, and if you buy brown leather shows, you buy brown leather belt.
Good luck and I guess some of us just have more sensetiv skin than other :(
Fuck just imagine being close of that kind of monster irl for a sec.
Nice one :)
@OP get Accutane or Roaccutane (google it), it is a cycle of 8 - 10 months, and it'll be gone. First two months not so much change, after that it disappears really quick.
All other thing's don't work, been there..
I sometimes have to. My eyebrows are really bushy, so I usually use a comb and a shaver to trim, use my razor to reduce the stray hairs and tweezers for the unibrow.
Doesn't take that long.
Get your face to a doctor dammit. And STOP touching it altogether. I can see that you've scratched yourself up a bit. Stop that. Abandon all things fat, go vegan if you have to. Slaughter chicken and pray to a Dark Lord. Become one. Get that acne done with.
The struggle will build character and confidence. You will then have an even chance at catching pussy.
I used to be a pimply kid myself, not even remotely close to what you have, still went to a doctor, got better.
If you dont have a beard you will not. You can pump all the testosterone you want, if the tiny hair on your face is not reacting to hormones and becoming man beard hair, then they never will.
And shaving does nothing to grow beards. Can make existing hair look thicker, will not help you grow shit.
Bad thing is everyone thinks you're a tiny balled faggot. Good thing is some women like smaller smoother beards.
OP you play computer I see. And probably a lot. Remember to wash hands/finger often and clean your keyboard. Because. Without thinking about it you actually touch your face many times a day. And if you wash hands often it can help. And after you've washed hands. Go wash you face. I can help so much
No one ever said "l like him/her because of his/hers personality"
Would you date a guy who are giga fat and can barely breath and only eat Mc D and smell like a dead rat? But you like his personality. I call bullshit. Fuuck off
Oh my god, i really really like to pop them all, can i come over? I can imagine touching your face, popping some of them by light touch and doing the stubborn ones between my nails... it would be orgasmic!
Dude just see a dermatologist. You have to fucking start taking steps in taking care of yourself. Stop making excuses for this and that. I used to be a faggot but I got my ass up, worked out, changed my way of life and now girls wanna be my gals and guys wanna be my pals.
YOU CAN DO IT. but get your ass up and do something about it. First step is being honest with yourself. Accept the fact you have bad acne. So what. Whatre you gonna do about it now? Get it taken care of goddamn
>implying you can grow facial hair when your face is that much of a mess
Trust me I know. While my face is only a mere fraction as bad as his I do at least understand OP's frustrations. Shaving sometimes for me is a bitch because of acne. I doubt OP can grow hair though considering how awful his skin is.
See your GP
See a dermatologist.
Take what ever pills they give you, religiously.
Wash face, hands, headphones, pillow cover, etc REGULARLY.
Use this shit.
quit being such a fucking beta.
legit just go out into the real world, you're an ugly fuck but you're gonna have to deal with it.
it'll be gone in like two years provided you never scratch it, if you fucking scratch it you're a subhuman cretin who deserves the abomination he has on his face. quit playing shit games, go hit the gym, if you're stacked enough girls will look past your face and fuck you anyways.
good luck son
I used to have really bad acne in my teens/early 20s. Not as bad as some of the shit i've seen in this thread but my dermatologist said i was the worst case he'd seen. Here's what i learned.
Roaccutane helps, was 10x better afterwards. It did come back eventually but no where near as bad.
Drink lots of water, stay hydrated.
Change your pillow case regularly and wash your hair too.
If you have facial hair, wash that too.
I still occasionally have flare ups and sometimes a horrificly large cyst on my nose or some shit but i use aspirin and cover my face with that using a cotton bud/cuetip
It won't be forever. Try to eat healthier too. It really does make a big difference.
STOP USING SHAMPOO!!!!!!
you have short enough hair you can just rinse it really good with hot water. The chemicals in shower gels and shampoo affect everyone's skin differently. This is why soo many people have acne on their backs. Their pores open up and do fully rinse out after the shower, closes, and the pore becomes irritated, and trys to push out the excess chemicals left behind...whiteheads
Okay you're exaggerating my point. Of course I wouldn't date someone like you mentioned because that's nothing like me. OP doesn't look like he eats junk or doesn't care about hygiene, so if he's a nice guy, yeah, I would have a date with him.
Dude, you really gotta stop scratching that shít man!
His problem is excess oils on his skin, illiminate the external oil being applied dailey. (im guessing he trys to wash his face more then the average person) And you'll see results.
I have an acne problem.
Acne is eating your face OP. Your acne has a person problem. Your face is festering. Why would a merciful god allow this? How have you not removed your own face? How do you live with the itching and bumping into things and leaking? You are the deity of acne.
There is absolutely nothing on the planet, and I mean nothing, that will clear his face except accutane. He wouldn't be at the dermatologist for more than 2secs before they write him the biggest script possible and kick his ass out.
No dairy, no soap, no whatever you can think of will have any impact whatsoever. He lost the genetic lottery. This isn't a few bumps, just look at the shit man
Dear god op. No one is gonna touch you with that level of face leprosy. You're sick, diseased rotten.
Someone post the comic of the guy squeezing his face on a gril
At this level of infection your skin is being attacked from both sides.
Most likely culprit is dairy. Some people cannot handle it.
Have a skin allergy test done.
This is going to be a long road for you.
Also worth trying is an elimination diet. You likely have compound problems where you need to eliminate multiple things together to have any effect
I second this but being a nice person also entails being nice to oneself and being mature enough to take care of basic shit like hygiene. No one likes stinky greasy man children who can't take care of themselves.
Girls shouldn't be your goal right now.
Concentrate on learning something new. Become more interesting. Find your talent. Better yourself.
Your skin will become more clear in time. Until then, just make yourself an awesome guy.
Also, before you sleep, cover your face in head n shoulders. Take zinc supplements. And go to the Dr and demand some steroid cream.
That's really sad OP.
I think you just have to wait a few years. As soon as your acne is gone, go to the dermatologist, he'll clean your scars with a laser.
Sorry dude but your face is such a mess, no girl would kiss you. That's unfair but still true.
Hang on ! Don't kill yourself, don't turn to a mass murderer !