hi /b/. virgin here.
all my friends have girlfriends and i have never even held hands with one.
all my friends go out with theirs and hold hands and kiss and shit and I just stay home playing No Man's Sky all day.
how do i get a girlfriend with my acne problem?
pic obviously related.
If you think someone would want to kiss that, let alone feel attracted to it, there's your first problem faggot.
>>703180829
go and see a doctor, they can give you something for the acne
>>703180829
you don't
kys
>>703180829
Holy fuck thats a bad acne problem
Kys
>>703180952
this
Go to doctor anon. If you have severe acne, a doctor will cure it. You need prescription medication, not over the counter stuff or home remedies.
Go to the doctor.
>>703180829
Have you tried dating blind women? Or slightly retarded girls? Lower your standards boi
>>703180829
you need a dermatologist mate
>>703180829
Surprised you even have people you can call friends you must smell like cock and balls and never wash your face
>>703180829
Damn I just want to grate that shit. Yum.
>>703180829
u look like a shitty version of Freddy Krueger
Here's how.
1. Grow pair of balls.
2. Visit doctor to treat acne.
3. Get your fat ass to the gym.
4. Change your fucking diet.
5. Get new clothes and dress with style.
6. Get some fucking experience talking to women, even if you'll fail, keep trying.
7. You will realize what this step is when you get to 6.
>yfw
Stop drinking milk. Go to the doctor. Give it a few months.
You probably wont get a girlfriend though. Some times that's how it is for people.
Life is fucking shit if you are delt a bad hand. Just live the life you have. Accept you are going to be unhappy for ever because you missed the golden years of dating in highschool
play sports and get really lean. your hormones are outa control and having a low bodyfat percentage is the only real cure.
You're thinking about pussy when you should be thinking about getting that shit fixed. Go 2 doctor.
>>703180829
kill yourself. your acne problem is just your excuse. people who like no mans sky are in fact just fucking retards. so start being a human or kill yourself.
>>703181092
So fucking harsh but kek'd hard... That's not necessarily caused by a lack of hygiene btw
>>703181155
The man with the double dubs speaks the truth.
The only option
>>703181155
Spoken like a faggot who does none of those things.
>>703181162
>>703180829
Go to the doctors. Get it sorted sooner rather than later, otherwise your gonna continue to be miserable.
Also, No Mans Sky? Really?!
>>703180829
Proactive, man. Or that Dr Murad thing. Clean your face as if it was a marble.
>>703180829
>I just stay home playing No Man's Sky all day.
lol pathetic ass nigga even playing the worst video game he can find. i hope yo ass die from that acne.
sit around playing no mans sky. instead of fucking civilization, crusader kings, heroes of might and magic, or at least a fucking competitive online game.
walk around shooting rocks with a laser ALL DAY lol
>>703181082
>Blind woman: "OP, may I touch your face? I want to see you."
>*screams in horror*
>shoots herself to escape the nightmare that is your ghastly visage
See a female doc. Fix face. Fall in love. Happily ever after.
>>703180829
A C C U T A N E
>>703180829
Find a girl who also has acne
>>703181206
Sean Murray: Uuummmm... Sort of, yes
>shit eating grin
>>703180952
>>703180829
Yup, this is a medical case. Your skin is severely infected, go to a doctor to avoid any more complications.
is OP killed?
>>703181155
double dubs of knowledge bruh
you guys are assholes.
im just really lonely and sometimes cry but i obviously dont tell anyone.
can i even have a normal face again?
>>703180829
>Playing No Man's Sky all day
Found the problem op
>>703180829
>>703181325
That's not acne that's terminal phase skin cancer.
>>703181363
dude this is seriously disgusting...
Go see a fuckin doctor, and stop putting your face on here.
eat ZERO fat/oil
>>703180829
Didn't have acne but I had a few constant pimples. What fixed it for me was not touching my face and no dairy. Switched to soy and its improved immensely.
>>703181363
Your forehead is like my cock when I caught herpes
>>703181363
1.Open a Freakshow
2.Show your face
3.
4.Money
Yo dude I dont usually comment on self help threads but I used to have acne and couldnt get a gf. If you want to get a girlfriend you need to fix the acne, you need to ask your doctor for isotretinoin and take it following the directions, because there is hella side effects (dry skin, sunburn easily, dry ass, dry lips, increased risk of depression/suicide for some reason) and it also makes the acne way worse for about 3 months. After 3-4 months, no more acne ever however you have to continue on a maintenance dose for years. however it seriously is worth it. if you can avoid sunburn and use various moisturising chap-sticks you can probably find a girlfriend AFTER the acne clears up.
Anon,
Go see a dermatologist, don't eat shitty foods, drink water, and consume less sugar altogether...and probably milk too (which sucks).
For the female side of things...correct yourself by cleaning yourself up and get some god damn confidence. That's really all it takes, so just do it. You'll probably fail at first, but we all do. So sack up, move on, and then it's into the next one.
>>703181363
We're not assholes you came to a place where your gonna get an rough but true opinion now neck yourself
>>703181363
aloe is good you fucking loser
put it all over ur face
>>703181363
As I said here>>703181334
Go to a fucking doctor dude. This isn't normal acne, your face is severely, I mean SEVERELY infected! I've seen shit like this, needs immediate disinfection, or else your skin will be all bumpy even after the acne goes away on it's own (by the age of 30).
Source: family full of doctors
>>703181483
>get some god damn confidence.
>>703181325
She's pretty hot. Like 2nd degree hot.
>>703180829
damn op i feel for you, sad faggot. acne that bad will not be acceptable to majority of women. luckily that kind of acne can be cured, so you arent fucked. go to a doctor (a dermatologist would be the specific kind of doc youd need) and get meds.
god speed, op
>>703180829
Its not that big a deal
My brother had acne just like that and he was still able to get many girlfreinds. I even see dudes at school who look the same and even worse have girlfriends.
As long as your confident in your self no one gives a shit.
>>703181363
Lol ur here for pity, not solutions.
Faggot die.
>>703180829
>how do I get a girlfriend with my acne problem?
pro tip: you don't. kill yourself or invest in fucking proactiv
>>703180829
why the fuck have you not gone to a doctor you fucking useless sack of shit
>guize why cant i get a gf
because youre a pussy beta. Go better yourself you cunt
>>703181363
Maybe, go see a damn doctor you cry baby.
>>703181483
THIS
clean your face first, you'll feel better about yourself
>>703180829
its been said over and over again
YOU DON'T GET A GF TO BE HAPPY
YOU BE HAPPY ON YOUR OWN AND BY DEFAULT A GIRL WILL BE DRAWN TO YOU
>>703181476
Katawa Shoujoooo
>>703180829
Kek, i know you
Didn't know you're a /b/tard
I'm gonna screenshot this thread and send it to all of your friends
>>703181363
Only H2SO4 can remove that shit
>>703181537
You know, confidence can add even 2-3 points to your attractiveness.
Op, just go to the doctor and date a fat girl, how hard can it be?
Old af pic.
>ITT: tards taking b8 like its tard meds
>>703181549
I agree
>>703181608
OP, you dun goofed
>>703181325
>>703181180
> golden years of dating in high school
shithole years of dating, you mean
girls become much easier after school cause the peer pressure is not so severe anymore.
>>703181659
kek. Fuckin shame, though. Cute smile.
>>703180829
>playing no mans sky.
And you wonder why no one likes you.
>>703181363
holy fuck dude, you need a dermatologist. you have extremely severe acne. go see a dermatologist right now.
>>703181659
>>703181659
>>703181659
>>703181694
>when she see my face
>*eyes shift*
>when she see my peepee
>>703181363
>you guys are assholes.
What did you expect?
>im just really lonely and sometimes cry but i obviously dont tell anyone.
Don't be a bitch. Find yourself a girl after you fix your face. Seriously though, do you sleep on pizza?
>can i even have a normal face again?
Only if you get some professional help. Like that other faggot was saying, go see a doctor to scrub your face with an orbital sander.
>>703181652
Get the fuck off, you are pretty pathetic assuming we all are so stupid becaus we decided to reply to any post or thread. Stop embarrassing yourself.
>guys, guys! It's a bait, you guys are morons.
>I'm mr nobody smartypants.
> Am I cool yet? Guys!
>>703181363
those bumps on your forehead look like cysts. this probably meansthat the problem resides deep down inside your skin. so you will need heavy medication, stuff that you can only get from a prescription from a professional.
how old are you?
Boi wouldn't you like to have these silky smooth cheeks
At least your face makes me feel better about my shitty beard.
How to grow a full beard at 19 years old, /b/?
>>703181872
This image was posted all last week you fucking moron
>>703181363
>can i even have a normal face again?
yep -- i had acne almost identical to yours at the end of my teens and into my early 20s... got sick of looking/feeling like shit all the time, so got a referral to a dermatologist
i'm 35 / married with kids now and most people are surprised when i tell them how bad my acne was
i ended up on roaccutane, but there were a few other things that helped a lot:
1) stop touching your face! also don't squeeze/pop anything. EVER
2) clean pillow case every day
3) cleaning your face too much can cause as many problems as not cleaning it enough, so you need to find a balance
4) keep yourself hydrated
good luck, anon
whats it like kissing a girl, or having sex with one?
i see guys holding hands with them everywhere i go and i feel like shit inside.
>>703180829
You're a smart guy, so you can learn to pull women. What you do is act confident and not try with them so hard. If you aren't blessed with good looks like myself you'll have to get close to them. Either pick up a hobby or lie about one and when you talk to a girl talk about it with passion to show her you're not a thirsty loser. Throw in a good joke here and there don't overdo it. Don't be afraid to laugh about yourself in a confident way girls like guys who aren't insecure about themselves or their masculinity
>>703181929
get back to work, José, you fucking faggot.
>>703182150
>>703182150
>go back to work jose.
>>703182066
Just go and see a doctor you fucking retard. You have no excuse not too, unless you are american and are too poor for this. Also do some sport, looking at your chin I can assume that you are a fat fuck.
>>703182150
Is it too obvious that I'm a mexicunt or are you just making fun of my ridiculous moustache?
My name is not José though.
>>703181537
>stop being so fucking cringy and learn to talk to real people
fake it 'till you make it fam, you think half the dudes out there swimming in pussy think they're God's gift to the earth? No, they just figured out the right words to get panties off.
>>703180997
at this point it's an infection
>>703180829
Step 1: throw that shitty game where it belongs, in the dustbin.
Step 2: buy the Witcher 3
Step3: play that all day instead
>>703182066
How do you shave with all those scabs?
>>703181992
You are pathetic for pointing out the obvious, retarded faggot. As if you are the only one who knows everything on /b/. Nobody asked you to point out this is bait that is bait, because we don't care. We reply because we wanted to. Go suck your mum' titties.
>>703182066
The best state is being single and content. No nagging, no checking in, no begging. Your current state is the worst. Is it possible to be content without satisfying that void you obsess over?
>>703182066
make a video of you popping and scraping the scabs off.
>>703181302
This. Without doubt. It works.
>>703181206
Kekd . no mans sky is his problem.
>>703180829
Benzoyl Peroxide is your friend. Get some shit like PanOxyl. Sort it out. Also, do some fucking exercise rather playing games.
>>703181608
What, did you memorize his cheese pattern or something?
>>703181929
You can't
>>703182314
i like NMS.
probably one of the best games I have ever played.
revolutionary for its time.
>>703180829
i want that just to pick it all day
>>703180829
How can u even play that game mate?
I also stays at home , play dota n do freelance.
Only out on sat or sundays to go piss drunk n fuck hookers .
First of all see some doctor to clean ur face.
Also grow some skills to make money and use them to get ur dick wet.
If success, think about having a gf too.
One step at a time, one punch at a time.
Your will change. Good luck.
>>703181155
I did all these steps and it worked for me I had acne and got the strongest pills with alot of sideffects and I go to the gym for 1.5 years now and talk alot to Girls and it worked for me
>>703182273
>damage control
>>703181929
You're Latino and you can't grow facial hair well? What the fuck. I grew thick ass facial hair in at 19 and I'm white as fuck
>>703182066
You actually have nice dick sucking lips, a good head of hair, a strong brow and you look like you might have some nice eyes too. The less attractive a guy knows he is, the cuter and more adorable he is but that face mate, go see a doctor. Get pills.
>>703182066
obviously bait at this point
>>703182066
Dude see a fucking doctor. You wouldn't even look bad without this cancer on your face
>>703181363
Is that you david?
>>703181872
>this triggers the tard
>>703181476
I got those pills my Lips are destroying me but it works
>>703182436
>>703182379
Not only is my facial hair shitty, I'm also 5'7".
I have bad genes apparently.
Roast me /b/.
>>703180829
>playing No Man's Sky all day.
Kill yourself.
>>703180829
Get proactiv
>>703182622
you're mexican.
life has already roasted you faggot.
fuck off.
>>703181608
False. He has no friends.
Well u are missing out big time s omgggg
>>703181282
>>Blind woman touches his face
>>Reads pimples like braille
>>Pimples on face spellout "beta faggot"
extract the clogged pores and they wont get that way
>>703182673
This is so true I can't even come up with a clever response.
I hate being what I am.
>>703182189
Internet arguments won. Fucking funny dude
>>703180829
you should post a video of yourself popping all those and link us to it
>>703180829
>no man's sky
>girlfriend
No girl wants to be with a gullible faggot.
>>703180829
OP , tell me how do you do it ?
Do you have a program that you insert curtain images into it and it makes thread automatically ? Wouldn't it be tiring to manage several threads every day ?
>>703182715
kek
>>703182820
that's kinda fucked up, isn't it ?
>>703181929
Just keep shaving and it will grow in thicker. Even where it looks like there isn't hair. If you want hair in a spot, shave that spot.
Two words.
Magnesium chloride.
Also known as nigari.
Will sting a bit, but will clear that shit up.
Roaccutine
>>703182833
A-are you saying that this is a fake thread?
>>703181659
I'd fuck her. She have nudes?
>>703182919
That's a load of shit. Been shaving the same shit neck beard every other day for almost a fucking decade. Either you grow a beard, or you don't. Shaving doesn't force hair to grow.
>>703182800
ayyy im mexican, its not so bad
>>703183132
>don't know about the monopolies of curtain 4chan /b/ thread posters
>>703183299
Trump is going to handle you and your family real soon bud
>>703180829
holy hell boi, you look like a dominos pizza
>>703180829
Lower your standards
>>703180829
am I the only one who wants to just take a knife and start scraping those black mounds on his face off?
>>703183393
Remember when the west coast was part of mehico
>>703182066
GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
STOP FUCKING ASKING /B/ AND GO TO A DOCTOR YOU FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH
>>703183460
Let the games begin, if someone delivers trips he shall scratch the things open
>>703182715
>>703183393
m8 I don't live in the US
Am I supposed to be scared?
>>703183580
R O L L
>>703183234
This anon is correct.
>>703182800
Self hate belongs in the >>>/trash/.
I'm Mexican as well. There's no need to be a self hating faggot about it, unless you're actually a faggot. In that case, you do you, just do it away from me.
>>703183580
rolling
>>703183673
Yup. Especially since you live outside the US.
>>703180829
Start going to a gym.
Eat better
Pimples will disappear cause better diet
get shredded
work on your personality
?????
Profit
>>703181608
inb4 suicide, kek
>>703180829
>>703181363
>>703182066
Why do you just leave all the rotten pus on/in your face like that?
THE BACTERIA ARE EATING THE FLESH OF YOUR FUCKING FACE!
Pop/Drain those things in a sterile manner and use a skin disinfectant containing something like Octenidine on your face at least twice daily.
>>703181325
>>703181155
He knows. Listen to him.
>>703181659
she has no tit's
>>703182066
Pop them all ,and then put H2O2 on them with tampons, then don't fucking touch your face with anything for 12 hours, don't walk out the house and repeat this process untill you doesn't need it anymore
>>703180829
You have more zits in your face than No mans sky has planets.
>>703180829
commit suicide
only the sweet release of death can help you
First Thing First Stop Playing No Man's Sky It Will Solve Most Of The Problems
>>703181929
have you tried being a man or to grow a pair of testicles?
>>703181929
>Boi wouldn't you like to have these silky smooth cheeks
>brown
kek no thanks, eduardo
>>703180952
This.
Go visit a dermatologist. He's gonna have a field day in coming up with different ailments.
It will help you.
Also Xanax for your social ills
>>703180829
Hi /b/ here's my shitty agenda and no timestamp. Enjoy.
>>703183299
you're not even indigenous so you might as well be canadian
>>703180829
holy shit no wonder they dont like you that looks like a disease more than acne
>>703180829
>>703183978
Anyone who lets their face develop into this clearly can't follow your instructions. For the love of god, go see a doctor OP.
>>703180829
>>703181363
>>703182066
How fucking dumb are you exactly OP?
Why do you come here to ask advice from a bunch of nerds who probably look just like you?
GO SEE A DOCTOR.
Everytime I see a medical question here I just know it's from some dumb American.
>be american
>get sick
>have no money
>stay sick
>post on 4chan while crying
>live in first world country
>get sick
>have health insurance
>get better
>laugh at americans on 4chan
>>703180829
1) Drink plenty of fluids EVERY DAY (2-3Liters)
(you can add, lemmon, aubergine, cucumber, ginger
2) Exercise 3-5xWeeks to a level that makes sweat A LOT
3) Eat COPIOUS amounts of vegetables, (cruciferous preferably) moderate amounts of nuts+seeds+eggs whites (collagen+healthy fats)
4) ELIMINATE from diet: processed foods, pork, alcohol, tobacco, fast-foot, non-cocoa chocolate
5) WASH SKIN EVERY DAY with dermathologist recommended soap
6) BE HAPPY DAYZ
>>703184825
Why Do You Type Like A Fucking Retard?
people gonna recognize your acne OP
>>703181162
>>703180829
Go to a dermatologist. They can prescribe shit that will clear you up. If the first thing they give you doesn't help go back and say you want stronger treatment..... after 3 times or so they should prescribe you the god of all acne medication Accutane.
Accutane is not just a temp fix like most of the other meds, meaning it doesn't just work while you take it IT CURES YOU FOR LIFE!
That being said, it is a bit hard on you. It causes your oil glands to permanently dry out and makes you dry as a mummies cock while you're taking it. Your lips will get cracked and bleed (wear chapstick). You'll get nosebleeds from your nose being dry. Your eyes will feel dry. AND there may be a bit of depression that comes with taking it....
all that being said, totally fucking worth it. I used to be in your boat.
Acne can be cured these days. Over the counter shit is basically just a scam, the good shit comes from a dermatologist.... ask your parents to go see one, you need it.
I used to be in your boat and then I had my acne cured.
Next point on accutane. Being the one thing that actually works to CURE ACNE, the competitors drugs and over the counter acne med companies have a vested interest in fighting it. They're doing their best to make it illegal. They say men commit suicide from accutane (when really they kill themselves from horrific nodular acne), they say it causes mental problems (also caused by severe acne), it DOES cause birth defects if a woman is pregnant while using it (it's legally mandatory that any woman on accutane use 2 forms of birth control), and they've fought the Accutane company Roche all the way to the supreme court to get them out of the picture.... but note that it's the companies that treat acne (rather than cure it) that have fought all the way to the supreme court.
Get on it. You need it.
>>703180829
Wash bed sheets once a week,
Pillow sheets twice a week.
>>703185746
>>703183860
>>703182040
You tards don't realize there are many folks that just have bad genetic susceptibility to acne. You guys have just had light acne where the standard face wash/clean diet/clearasil shit actually works.
They can be far cleaner than you, work out like a body builder, eat a flawlessly clean diet, constantly wash their face, use all kinds of acne treatments, and still look like a Nestle crunch.
OP, is CERTAINLY one of those guys.... and I'm one of em.
For us, a dermatologist is the only cure..... and Accutane is the way to go.
See>>703185833
>>703186059
>>703186059
Pillow sheets as often as possible you cow.
>>703185833
This. My ex took the shit. In a year she went from acne to completely clear complexion.
>>703185833
That's pretty eye opening anon really makes you think what kind of diseases have a cure but are hidden to make more money for big pharma.
some body needs to make one of those best of 4chan image macro things. this is classic.
>>703186494
>>703186494
The answer is fucking many.... and yes, the second someone actually has a cure to a disease/ailment all the goddamn companies making a fortune off of "treatment" bombard the cure company legally and do their best to make it illegal.
I'm fairly certain, at this point, that we have cures invented for almost everything but treatment companies are fighting them tooth and nail. That's the problem with "for profit" medical treatment, treatment is always more profitable to medical practitioners than the cure.
>>703183580
roooooooool
>>703182066
>>703181363
hahah you have a funny looking forehead, i wanna piss on it
>>703180829
WASH YOUR FUCKING FACE WITH SOAP GOD DAMNED IT !
ISOTRETINOIN MOTHERFUCKER YOU NEED IT
It WILL solve your fucking acne in half a year. Doctors might call it accutane. Same shit, different name. Side effects have been mentioned already. Severe dryness of skin. Nothing that can't be solved with chapstick or body lotion.
>>703182066
do you ever just do a full face pop? go around popping every single 1 of your pimples and letting it ooze down your face?
>>703180829
i got pimples whilst looking at that
damn you OP
>>703182414
what side effect u get? Had some weird pills that just made me puke without warning. It was kind of hilarious if you sort out all the messy parts.
YEA MAN.
You should totally use medication.
But then again, you will probably start balding because of it, your hair is already thin.
>>703186898
soap is literally the worst thing you can do, it blocks the pores on your face
Accutane. Get on it.
>>703182919
your one special kinda child aren't you
>>703181505
oldfag gets it
>>703186999
nice get
Your face looks like a fucking meth addict's.
Clearly your family hates you or else they would have gotten that shit treated when you were younger so you wouldn't walk around with Freddy Kroger face for the rest of your life.
Look bro, clean your diet up. I know many people have said it but it does work, also with better diet and exercise you will look and feel better.
But if life is just so bad and everyone is out to get you and you're already on your way to becoming a Dark Mage master of the virginity then a bag and helium can also change that.
Your call faggot.
Just don't turn into the person who "fails" at killing themselves. No one like a drama queen.
One and done.
>>703181476
Tbh he can't really have more acne, he would just be a second skin at this point
>>703186867
Lmaoooo
>>703186162
genetics
>typical new age millennial excuse
i'm a ham planet: genetics
i've got bad acne: genetics
i'm dumb: genetics
i'm lazy: genetics
KYS FAG
>>703187256
you forgot the most important one:
>I'm racially superior to you: genetics
rub a sandpaper on your face and if you don't die of blod loss you'll be acne free in a week
>>703187256
Yeah, broseph, all that shit CAN be genetics. Though even with a bad hand genetically, you can do your best to fix fatness, laziness, and stupidity; though they often don't.
Lemme tell you. In my teenage years, I worked out like a god, I ate products with no artificial shit best I could, no soda, no candy, no excess carbs (outside of veggies). I washed my face at least twice a day along with morning shower. I had 5 diff acne products that I rotated to use a different one each day....
and nothing, looked like goddamn OP....
People tend to assume that the things that worked for them work for everyone, when that's not true, there's people that were dealt a very different hand.
Those with normal amounts of teenage acne cannot even begin to comprehend what it's like for someone with enormous genetic susceptibility to it.
>>703180829
Oh god i feel for you with that acne...
But the real question is how you can play No man's Sky, for all i hear it beyond shit
>>703180829
Everyone in this thread is being pretty horrible but I'm gonna give you some advice that you should definitely follow. Dermatologists can be extremely expensive, so if you're an American going to a hospital where the service is bulk billed or a free clinic would work best if you can't afford the consultation itself. Never go to a privately owned dermatologist, they charge through the fucking roof.
Also, when people say "just wash your fucking face" they obviously don't know what it's like to have cystic acne, don't listen to their shitty backhanded advice, you've probably been washing it everyday and still nothing. I recommend exfoliating once every couple days, then using a toner such as witchhazel then moisturising. It does wonders for your skin.
Also, if someone can't see past your physical appearance and love you regardless then they're not worth you anyway. Keep trucking on, OP, you can do this. I had cystic acne from when I was 8 until I was 15 and it caused a lot of self esteem problems so I know the position you're in. Good luck with everything.
Let me guess, also has braces.. :D
>>703187309
/pol/
>>703180829
Try shaving, like... the whole face, just let it all go, get mad street cred as Freddy the Faceless
>>703181363
Yes you can, go see a doctor.
I had severe acne and by 6months it all disappeared for ever since.
with a head like that you should get daesh to cut it off
>Thinking that you don't have a girlfriend because of acne
Work on your attitude son, I didn't have a girlfriend not becasue I'm ugly, it's because I'm awkward as fuck.
>>703182066
you're starting to sound like Elliot Rodger at this point. don't do it bro
I had acne for a while, then I just stopped eating, drank coffee/water, 1 meal a day and it just stopped. I feel a lot more tired but in the end, I know that 2 stone loss was worth it.
dont play no mans sky lol
>>703183299
Why do men pluck their eyebrows? Unless you have a unibrow I see not answer that will satisfy me.
>>703182715
le kekus maximus
1. Cut out ALL soda! You'll some effect after 2 weeks.
2. Use clean towel of face after bath. So 1 for body and another for the face. Importent!
3. Find a doctor or find a face product with salicylic acid.
4. Cut of junk food. McD goes right to my face, like i see acne the next day.
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Dno how you dress. But yeah, a pair of nice jeans and a dress shirt, no need for tie. Pair of leather shoes, and if you buy brown leather shows, you buy brown leather belt.
Good luck and I guess some of us just have more sensetiv skin than other :(
Fuck just imagine being close of that kind of monster irl for a sec.
>>703185676
Nice one :)
@OP get Accutane or Roaccutane (google it), it is a cycle of 8 - 10 months, and it'll be gone. First two months not so much change, after that it disappears really quick.
All other thing's don't work, been there..
>>703188537
I sometimes have to. My eyebrows are really bushy, so I usually use a comb and a shaver to trim, use my razor to reduce the stray hairs and tweezers for the unibrow.
Doesn't take that long.
>>703181155
This.
So much this.
>>703181162
>>703181363
Get your face to a doctor dammit. And STOP touching it altogether. I can see that you've scratched yourself up a bit. Stop that. Abandon all things fat, go vegan if you have to. Slaughter chicken and pray to a Dark Lord. Become one. Get that acne done with.
The struggle will build character and confidence. You will then have an even chance at catching pussy.
I used to be a pimply kid myself, not even remotely close to what you have, still went to a doctor, got better.
>>703181455
Pic
>>703180829
>I just stay home playing No Man's Sky all day
The rest could be forgiven but this? This is just unforgivable.
>>703182715
all of my keks
>>703181929
If you dont have a beard you will not. You can pump all the testosterone you want, if the tiny hair on your face is not reacting to hormones and becoming man beard hair, then they never will.
And shaving does nothing to grow beards. Can make existing hair look thicker, will not help you grow shit.
Bad thing is everyone thinks you're a tiny balled faggot. Good thing is some women like smaller smoother beards.
>>703180829
Go to the fucking doctor you subhuman troll
Get some Sulphuric Acid.
Put into glass bowl
Dunk face for 2 minutes.
Wipe face with towel
Repeat every day
wash your goddamn face every day like you should and look how fast that acne disappears
also make sure to replace your bedsheets more than once a year
>>703180829
OP you play computer I see. And probably a lot. Remember to wash hands/finger often and clean your keyboard. Because. Without thinking about it you actually touch your face many times a day. And if you wash hands often it can help. And after you've washed hands. Go wash you face. I can help so much
>>703181929
not everyone can grow a thick beard
>>703180829
>>703181363
>>703182066
Femanon here. It really matters what you're like and not just the looks. If you're a nice guy I would probably go on a date with you.
>>703180829
Jesus Christ, get some plastic surgery or a blind chick with no hands.
>>703190002
aaaaannnndddd stop fap so much
>>703190032
Only beta virgin cucks can't.
>>703182330
lmfao i am dying.
Alright bro, goto a dermatologist. You need some roaccuatane badly man. Second, you need to shower more and shit.
>>703190099
No one ever said "l like him/her because of his/hers personality"
Would you date a guy who are giga fat and can barely breath and only eat Mc D and smell like a dead rat? But you like his personality. I call bullshit. Fuuck off
Oh my god, i really really like to pop them all, can i come over? I can imagine touching your face, popping some of them by light touch and doing the stubborn ones between my nails... it would be orgasmic!
>>703181363
Dude just see a dermatologist. You have to fucking start taking steps in taking care of yourself. Stop making excuses for this and that. I used to be a faggot but I got my ass up, worked out, changed my way of life and now girls wanna be my gals and guys wanna be my pals.
YOU CAN DO IT. but get your ass up and do something about it. First step is being honest with yourself. Accept the fact you have bad acne. So what. Whatre you gonna do about it now? Get it taken care of goddamn
>>703181483
>and probably milk too
Really? Milk causes acne? I never drank milk growing up and I still hardly ever do. So glad I never had this shit, I'd kill my self.
>>703182265
>implying you can grow facial hair when your face is that much of a mess
Trust me I know. While my face is only a mere fraction as bad as his I do at least understand OP's frustrations. Shaving sometimes for me is a bitch because of acne. I doubt OP can grow hair though considering how awful his skin is.
>>703181325
She looks burned. If she wasnt pepperoni I'd fuck her
>>703190688
id fuck pepperoni if theres a hole in it, so why not her?
Step one,
See your GP
Step two
See a dermatologist.
Step three
Take what ever pills they give you, religiously.
Step Four
Wash face, hands, headphones, pillow cover, etc REGULARLY.
Step Five,
Use this shit.
>>703181363
wait you look like somebody I know.
Does your name start with an M?
>>703181659
Thats the hottest peice of salami I've ever seen
>>703180952
If you don't go to the doc for something like this... you definitely are a faggot.
Your problem is that you're retarded enough to play No Man's Sky.
>>703181155
This is truth, exactly what I did besides talking with women. Looks after excercise and acne treatment did the talking
>>703182066
your chin makes me laugh. kys mate
>>703180829
>how do i get a girlfriend with my acne problem?
You don't. Holy shit that might be the worst I've ever seen. Get that shit situated and worry about bitches after.
>>703181363
quit being such a fucking beta.
legit just go out into the real world, you're an ugly fuck but you're gonna have to deal with it.
it'll be gone in like two years provided you never scratch it, if you fucking scratch it you're a subhuman cretin who deserves the abomination he has on his face. quit playing shit games, go hit the gym, if you're stacked enough girls will look past your face and fuck you anyways.
good luck son
>girlfriend
>acne problem
Pick one.
/thread
It looks like you stuck your face in Chernobyl.
Plenty of ugly girls out there I'm sure you can get inside of one, have you thought about paying for it?
I used to have really bad acne in my teens/early 20s. Not as bad as some of the shit i've seen in this thread but my dermatologist said i was the worst case he'd seen. Here's what i learned.
Roaccutane helps, was 10x better afterwards. It did come back eventually but no where near as bad.
Drink lots of water, stay hydrated.
Change your pillow case regularly and wash your hair too.
If you have facial hair, wash that too.
I still occasionally have flare ups and sometimes a horrificly large cyst on my nose or some shit but i use aspirin and cover my face with that using a cotton bud/cuetip
It won't be forever. Try to eat healthier too. It really does make a big difference.
STOP USING SHAMPOO!!!!!!
you have short enough hair you can just rinse it really good with hot water. The chemicals in shower gels and shampoo affect everyone's skin differently. This is why soo many people have acne on their backs. Their pores open up and do fully rinse out after the shower, closes, and the pore becomes irritated, and trys to push out the excess chemicals left behind...whiteheads
>>703190336
Okay you're exaggerating my point. Of course I wouldn't date someone like you mentioned because that's nothing like me. OP doesn't look like he eats junk or doesn't care about hygiene, so if he's a nice guy, yeah, I would have a date with him.
Get some Proactiv
>>703183802
lol
>>703191562
you fucking serious? you want him to be greasy as well? kek'd
>>703190688
If I fuck pepperoni my dick would look like OP's face. I say no thanks to that
>>703190801
If I fuck pepperoni my dick would look like OP's face. I say no thanks to that
>>703191674
>thinks being greasy is only controlled one way
>kek'd
>>703182066
Dude, you really gotta stop scratching that shÃt man!
>>703190823
why would seeing his grandpa solve anything?
>>703191795
>thinks that anything besides accutane will control ops horrible face
kek
Didn't read whole thread... Have you seen a dermatologist?
What the fuck OP!! Go to the fucking doctor u idiot! That shit can be cured. I hope so. U look like a fucking molcajete
>>703191795
>not realising that shampoo can control grease
fuccing hell, seems like you just want to add to this poor kids problems
>>703191871
because cum is healthy for your skin. And OP have a sweet and nice grandpa who wants to help OP's shitty face. I bet OP's name is Mark. So lets just call him Mark
>>703191905
His problem is excess oils on his skin, illiminate the external oil being applied dailey. (im guessing he trys to wash his face more then the average person) And you'll see results.
>>703180952
I have an acne problem.
Acne is eating your face OP. Your acne has a person problem. Your face is festering. Why would a merciful god allow this? How have you not removed your own face? How do you live with the itching and bumping into things and leaking? You are the deity of acne.
>>703180829
Head transplant is only option. Good luck op
>>703180950
I second that
>>703181155
This. The definitive advice
>>703190565
I drink o.5 of milk a day and also eat yoghurt for breakfast and I don't have acne, so I don't think it works for everyone
>>703182715
Oh lawd all of my keks
>>703192487
0.5 l
try not eating to get rid of acne
we have a new Elliot Rodger here, six people weren't enough
>>703180829
Drop No man sky , thats it you virgin fag kek
>>703192187
There is absolutely nothing on the planet, and I mean nothing, that will clear his face except accutane. He wouldn't be at the dermatologist for more than 2secs before they write him the biggest script possible and kick his ass out.
No dairy, no soap, no whatever you can think of will have any impact whatsoever. He lost the genetic lottery. This isn't a few bumps, just look at the shit man
>>703192656
yeah starve yourself to death, you will get rid of all your problems
>>703180829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
>>703180829
Turn your head as far as you can and if you go far enough everything will go black..works for everyone
>>703189460
>/b/
>>703180829
Dear god op. No one is gonna touch you with that level of face leprosy. You're sick, diseased rotten.
Someone post the comic of the guy squeezing his face on a gril
At this level of infection your skin is being attacked from both sides.
Most likely culprit is dairy. Some people cannot handle it.
Have a skin allergy test done.
This is going to be a long road for you.
Also worth trying is an elimination diet. You likely have compound problems where you need to eliminate multiple things together to have any effect
How much sugar, alcohol, high fructose corn syrup, frutose etc. are you fucking with?
>>703192823
better if you ask someone to do it for you
>>703190968
underrated
>>703180829
jesus dude. Clearsil. it really does work. Use that shit like twice a day
>>703180829
some bacon lard will clear that stuff up right away..
>>703180829
Stop playing No Man's Sky, and you'll get laid in a week
>>703180829
Dude, you're fucked. Those scabs are going to take forever to heal. And if you don't wash your face, you're even more fucked. Also, don't pop them, seems like you did that
>>703190099
I second this but being a nice person also entails being nice to oneself and being mature enough to take care of basic shit like hygiene. No one likes stinky greasy man children who can't take care of themselves.
rub vinegar on your face 4 times daily, and take keflex 500mg bid ac for 2 months
thank me when your face is fixed
POP IT ALL
>>703180829
Girls shouldn't be your goal right now.
Concentrate on learning something new. Become more interesting. Find your talent. Better yourself.
Your skin will become more clear in time. Until then, just make yourself an awesome guy.
Also, before you sleep, cover your face in head n shoulders. Take zinc supplements. And go to the Dr and demand some steroid cream.
Good luck
>>703181363
That's not what a guy on b says.What a faker....
>>703181612
Look at you in chemistry learnin stuff like sulfuric acid
>>703180829
Get some painkillers and a cheese grater. You can figure out the rest.
>>703181561
True dat. Getting your face fixed would be a huge step, bug that only will make you look like a human. If you want a girlfriend it all about the attitude
>>703193783
Oh fuck off! Always one of you annoying cunts in threads like these, do this blah blah, do that blah blah, FUCK OFF!
>>703181583
This
>>703181929
tfw mexican and couldnt grow full beard at 13 fucking pleb
>>703181265
Shit b8 is shit
>>703194022
Get bent, dickhead.
>>703182066
VIDEO OF YOU POPPING SOME OF THOSE BAD BOYS! DO IT OP! PLZ I NEED THIS.
>>703194168
Edgy
>>703182919
if hair would grow thicker after shaving humans would be covered completely in hair
>>703180829
That's really sad OP.
I think you just have to wait a few years. As soon as your acne is gone, go to the dermatologist, he'll clean your scars with a laser.
Sorry dude but your face is such a mess, no girl would kiss you. That's unfair but still true.
Hang on ! Don't kill yourself, don't turn to a mass murderer !
>>703190099
>B8 detected
>>703181363
Laser in a few years, no other options.
Maybe a doc could give your some meds about acne but it won't be miraculous. Acne is a bitch, just wait she's gone.
>>703181659
Any nude pic ?
