>Muslim mother >Christian father >living in Israel
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>Muslim mother
>Christian father
>living in Israel surrounded by Jews
trips decides which religion I'm committing to.
buddhismus
>>703180046
Don't, just kys, it's easier.
Satanism
make one up thats totally different
OPA
Scientology
>>703180157
it's actually not
>>703180046
Become a sikh
None
>>703180046
mormonism
Van Halen
>>703180046
rolling for scientology
pastafarianism
>>703180046
Go for Agnostic you faggot.
Full time, fedora tipping, monster sipping atheist.
it can be anything you want guys, doesn't have to be one of the three mentioned in OP.
>>703180046
>muslim - offers no salvation
>jewish - offers no salvation
>christian - offers salvation
hard choice anon
>>703180046
Pastafarianism.
Taoism
>>703180435
Reroll
>>703180434
>muslim - fake as fuck
>jewish - fake as fuck
>christian - fake as fuck
hard choice anon
>>703180046
How has your mother not been killed by vengeful relatives yet
Satanism, as practiced by Order of Nine Angles
>>703180567
no relatives.
>>703180599
reroll for Satainsm
Wicca. Curse people when they piss you off.
feminism \ vegan \ bahai
>>703180046
Ancient Pueblo Indian religion.
>>703180662
voodoo is more fun
>>703180599
Reroll
Hiloni Jew
Nuwaubianism
kill yourself?
Christian
Asatru
HAIL ODIN
>>703180046
scientologist
>>703180434
fuck off Fred Phelps, you're dead.
Greek mythology
arab
>>703180046
This religion is best
>>703180046
Christianity. But I got a feeling some scripting is going to be done.
Markus Schulz
>>703180046
Henceforth thou art worshippeth thyne Dark Lord
scientology
Buddhism
Mormonism
>>703180046
Just don't have any religion. You don't seem to believe anything anyways. I live in Israel and I am fine with being atheist
>>703180046
אמא שלך זונה יא מפגר
>>703181435
אחשליי למה עצבני
>>703180929
מה לעזאזל אחי היא עושה לו שמח בזלמן כשהוא בבית חולים :0
>>703180046
none.
מה הסרט שך עכשיו?
לך תעשה ספליף ותפסיק לחפור
Join Jesus OP
בעזרת השם כולכם
>>703181435
>>703181547
>>703181551
>>703181577
>>703181679
עם ישראל חי
עכשיו קצת פורנו קטינות וטראפים בבקשה
>>703181715
אכלת פלפל שתה מיץ
Religion of Killing Niggers.
You must kill a thousand of niggers every day to be an upstanding believer.
>>703181782
פורנו קטינות אחי כמה לבקש
בעמפינג
אחי תארגנו סי פי דחוף
>>703181782
מי המילף? מת לשלוח לה תסרטון הזה ולעשות לה קאמ טריביוט
>>703182187
בחור טוב אתה, מחכה לסיפי חבוב.
>>703181921
Militant Satanism
>>703180046
Get out of Palestine
>>703180259
Can you even do this?
>>703180434
I thought islam offers salvation?
>>703182317
אחי איזה הומואים אנחנו במקום לארגן קבוצה בוואצאפ ואיזה ישיבה קטלנית עם 5 גרם ירוק כל אחד עם סי פי וכמה שורות של קוק אנחנו סתם מקשקשים פה בפורצ'אן..
ד.א : מי שמארגן פה סי פי הוא הכי גבר בארץ. מילה.
>>703182357
חחחחח
your religion is white people and satan is niggers
>>703182520
אם הייתי בארץ בכיף, אני באמסטרדם עם אזרחות וירוק חוקי, עדיף מישראל, שמח שנפתרתי מצה"ל וישראל.
התחיל היובש בצפון
https://crushzion.k0nsl.org/jews-we-are-a-race-of-baby-raping-pedophiles-we-have-sucked-baby-penis-for-more-than-5000-years/
>>703180046
> the anti-religion
Welcome to atheism anon
>>703182654
פאק, תהנה אנון יא אח היקר!
איזה סרטן הולך פה אתה לא מבין.. נמלטת בזמן אחי עשית בשכל.. הלוואי עליי...
ביבי כלכך זין שבחירות הבאות הייתי מצביע גם להיטלר במקומו
>>703180046
Pastafarism
>>703180046
Imperial truth
>>703180297
Rolling for this
>>703182519
kinda. you can't just confess your shit and be golden though. Christianity is a joke. hitler could have confessed and hed be up in heaven. what a laughable concept of morality. fucking joke.
>>703180046
Judaism. We need Anons in the secret club that rules the world. Do it for us, Chrislam Anon!
Just start your own, how hard can it be?
>>703182493
What you mean?
>>703183369
Can you even convert to Sikhism?
Pastafarianism.
Team Mystic.
Fag
>>703183435
Kek
>>703180297
roll
Mine
>>703180929
איזה גבר חחחח
אישפוז.WEBM
Become an esoteric satanist
>>703183408
Yes. Anyone can become a sihk. Lots of people view them as an ethnic group they're mostly just punjabi people of jat heritage. There is no baptism required unless you want be a khalsa member. Just follow the teachings of the guru Granth sihib.
Be a satanist
Yeah, commit to Satanism
>>703183835
>sihk
sihks are bro tier.
one of the few non shit religions in the god forsaken desert lands.
Worship The Goat Lad you fool
>>703184256
You could say they are...
Fully sihk.
convert to islam motherfucker
>>703180046
Islam cuck boy, It the superior one considering the ammount of allahu akbars in EU rn.
>>703180046
Cargo cult
>>703184539
reroll
>>703180519
Fuck off 4chan is a Christian site
>>703183255
Roll
>>703180046
I'm gonna save you, my child.
Be atheist.
bumping
>>703180046
Cargo Cult, c'mon
>>703184576
Nah it's about love and positivity
>>703180046
>Muslim
>Christian
>Not koffar and heathen
>>703180228
Lel
Jedi
Orthodox Christianity
ALL PRAISE OUR DEERLORD
PRAISE HIM
>>703184349
by the power of the trips i order you to go islam
>>703180046
i won't stop. Cargo Cult
Judaism
>>703186775
>proof that mohamed was a false profit sheep fucking pedophile
>>703180157
>kys
Kill yourself
>703186775 FUCK reroll
bumping
xddd de kyss
>>703186371
this
None
Follow the true path.
Satanism
Satanic hinduism
>>703189596
>Satanism
pussy religion. shit, islam is more hard core. kind of ironic.
>>703189818
wtf OS that
the imperial cult of the god emperor mankind
There is only one God worth worshipping, and his name is Sheogorath, daedric prince of madness.
>>703189875
>satanism
>Islam
>different things
oh you're so silly anon
Rastafarianism
Rolling for none
Islam
chaos cult of slanesh
Ya need Jesus
Science.
faggotisim
(you worship dicks by sucking them)
r9k cult of holy KEK
>>703180046
Dr Pepper-ism
weeabooism
(you worship anime girls)
>>703190301
reroll
>>703184576
fuck off
Don't believe the lies
Chek em
Scientology
Faggotry
Atheist
Harambist
>>703190549
reroll
cheeki-breekism (you worship Adidas and sqwatting)
>>703190682
blyat
Harambi
sithism
chaos cult of nurgull
You join ISIS
hedonism
(you worship pleasure)
>>703180046
oh spagetti'o
nazism
follow yr heart fagget
>>703180046
Church of the flying spaghetti monster.
>>703183020
he did nothing wrong though so why should he confess?
Commit yourself to the one and only religion that means peace, Judy Hoppsism
>>703180046
Secret Occult Sciences of Hermetism
VOODOO!!
>>703190469
You are going to worship the Egyptian gods (Ra, Horus, Seth etc.).
>>703191786
>.
Last roll for trips. If op is not onterested, sucks for him
>>703191678
Reroll
>>703191786
Magic/k
Become agnostic.
>>703191840
Rerolling for this.
you worship rose wolf from r9k
Make your own religion based around worshiping Galapagos tortoises
Join hamas
>>703180046
You clearly should have enough insight into religion to realize that it is only somewhat useful later in life. That it is mostly just a means to control thought. Wouldn't you rather think for your self maybe just for a little while; then you will most certainly be able to decide what to do. No I'm not talking about thinking about which religion to pick. Think about what your purpose is beyond a religion that tells you what that is.
>>703180046
NONE faggot
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeitism
you worship KFC and you duni du nuffin
>>703192222
QUADS!! dose that count did i win???
>>703192222
Kek winrar
>>703183020
You got me there
>Ancient Nordic Asa
to become the first half-arab/jew viking with christian ancestry
>>703192308
pretty much your modern religion
>>703191840
REROLL
>>703192849
Last roll
fuck
Christianity
>>703181809
5edgy6me
>thought summer was over :-/
>>703184576
What the hell I know this is bait but like
4chan isn't an anything site that's the point it's an open air latrine for all flavors of human garbage
Hail die führer
Shrek, Shrek is life Shrek is love, shrek is your religion
islam
rekt red Jewish proposed
>>703184576
4chan is a unholy site
bumping
>>703191638
Kek
>>703180046
Tough call. Both are second class citizens there. If you're Muslim you might get it worse in terms of discrimination but you'd have more back up. If you're Christian you can move about more freely and it might be easier to go to Europe or the States. I'm a Muslim and I'm pretty secular in the States. Even still it's not exactly a glamorous lifestyle.
