Alright faggots, we are fighting the hydra:
Starting hitpoints: 1000
Hydra wins if it gets to 3000 HP or if it manges to eat 100 peasants.
Even signles: you are a peasant and you get eaten. Add as many HP as the number BEFORE your last number to the total HP pool of the beast.
Odd singles: you are a peasant but you manage to evade the hydra's bite this turn.
Doubles: As a valiant knight you deal damage equal to 1/2 your DUBS number (rounded down) (22 / 2 = 11 damage for example)
00/77/99 special rule: CRITICAL HIT. Deal 60 damage.
66 special rule: you succumb to the Hydra's lure and begin serving it instead. You heal 33% of the total damage thus far received by the hydra (rounded down).
Trips: You are a powerful mage. Deal the sum of your TRIPS number + 50 as damage.
123 or 321 special rules: Wild surge! Remove 25% of the Hydra's remaining HP!
666 (Satanic trips): You are a deranged warlock that aids the beast. Fully heal the hydra and add 666 HP to it.
Quads: You are the God-King. At your choice, reduce the Hydra to 100 HP or set its hp at 2500 (evens: set to 2500, odds: reduce to 100 HP)
Are you a bad enough dude to save the kingdom?
Bumping
>>703178823
Faggot
>>703178905
no u!
>>703178932
nah nigga, u
roll
Roll
Roll for god king plz
>>703178691
>thinking this shit will end before the thread 404's
>actually calculating all this shit
Do you fantasize about killing yourself op?
Can this be an op suicide thread now?
>>703178691
ATTACK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
roll
fuck normies
>>703179199
nice CRITZ
>>703179400
wow moar Critz
>>703179199
Rolling by
>>703179517
Ayy rerolling
Jokes on you, hydra! I'm a vore fetishist
roll
Knight ang here
>>703179551
ripperino rerollerino
>>703179199
Kekd hard. By the power of reeeeee we shall succeed
>>703179659
CHAAAARGE
>>703179366
TRAITOR
KUPA
>>703179588
>>703179400
>>703179199
i shall join thee and slay the beast
>>703179366
traitor
>>703179759
reroll
Kek
4000011111
I searched out my companions,
Who were lost in crystal canyons
When the aimless blade of science
Slashed the pearly gates.
SLAY THE BEAST!
>>703178691
Kill it with fire!
Fuk outta here niggas takin one for the team
step aside peasants, your saviour is here
>>703179905
Unlucky
>>703178691
Poo
>>703178691
let's kill it or die with honor
Take that bitch
die nigger
>>703178691
Hail Hydra. How much health does our God have
I got this guys. I got this.
Easy
>>703179784
give me quads
>>703178691
A heroic swordsman has arrived
>>703180348
>fuk outta here dawg
>>703180266
We have a hero
rollin, time to die hydra
Let's fuck him up
Step the fuck back, I got this.
fuq u hidra
Rolling
Come on, 666
>>703178691
I summon harambe
Sally forth me lads!
>>703178691
RRRRRAAAAHHHHHH!
>>703178691
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL
>>703178691
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>703178691
FOR MIDDLE EARTH!!
>>703178691
Hydra git owt ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>703178691
rollling
my nigga you just got roasted
>>703180941
reroll
rerolllllll
Hail Hydra!!!
>>703178691
RALL
Glorious Captain Falcon here to save the day!
MY QUADS WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
rolling
Not even a challenge!
wait, who the fuck is gonna calculate?
- reasonable knight
I awaken powers even far comprenssion
>>703178691
roll
rawr
>>703181256
fuck u nigglet ill beat ur dragon mum
i put on my robe and wizard hat
>>703181138
Hydra has 812 health...somebody save us
I'mma fuck that hydra in the mouths
>>703178691
so erect
>>703181256
This is the last post i've seen.
Hydra has eaten 30 peasants so far.
HP are now: 1147
JUST FUCKIN DIIIIIE
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>>703181668
Negatron, did you even calculate ANY damage?? GTFO
I shall defeat you foul beast
dude fuck this hydra
ur savior is here
>>703181668
HP: 1156
HP after damage (+2×66 heal): 886
Kill the beast!
>>703181884
smell you later, hydra
FALL BEFORE MY MIGHTY STAFF!!!
slaughter it!
>>703182090
Last post seen.
41 eaten.
HP: 897
Die beast!
time to kill a bitch
Rolololol
I'm a pretty bad dude Rollin
>>703182216
>Reply
If that's real I'm up for a ride.
Lemme get that load, daddy!
>>703182344
>>703182411
Brave Knights, ride forth!
Slay the beast
time to see if this beast goes down
rolling for critz
My Elven magic shall defeat thee.
Rollin for warlockin
>>703182588
well, now you are a good guy
Alright time to die
>>703182588
>>703182700
dem dubs
Hail Hydra!
>>703182700
CRITICAL HIT
>>703182700
CRITICAL HIT
SSJ2 Goku appears.
STEP ASIDE
>>703178691
Roll
>>703182806
IT'S NOT OVER YET
>>703182588
Not an evil dirty warlock but a heroic brave knight sir
>>703182838
Ayo wuz gud my hydra
>>703182853
LEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKINS
>>703178823
LOL ROOOLING FOR LIFE
Oh shit goku is here
>>703182875
>>703182888
Check em
>>703182888
OH SHIT
>>703182917
If Goku can fight the hydra, then I will too!
step aside boys
>>703182947
LET'S END THIS
>>703182888
Mighty Mage slew the beast he sure did
>>703182888
Mage, save us!
the hydra is a fierce and unrelenting beast
also a good friend
>>703182988
Take that shit nigger, goku ssj4 did it
>>703182888
FALCON PUNCH
Step aside, niggas!
DIE FOUL BEAST
>>703183042
Fuck outta here broly, thanks for feeding him you stupid nigger
I'll heal the beast
Roll
>>703178691
Oh plz
Combat log up until:
>>703181071
One peasant eaten. HP 1003
One peasant eaten. HP 1004
One peasant eaten. HP 1008
CRITICAL HIT (60 damage): HP 948
Knight succumbs! Hydra healed for 15 damage. HP 963
CRITICAL HIT (60 damage): HP 903
One peasant eaten. HP 912
One peasant eaten. HP 920
Knight strikes! (44 damage): HP 876
One peasant eaten. HP 879
One peasant eaten. HP 887
Knight strikes! (44 damage): HP 843
CRITICAL HIT (60 damage): HP 783
One peasant eaten. HP 788
One peasant eaten. HP 794
One peasant eaten. HP 801
One peasant eaten. HP 803
One peasant eaten. HP 805
One peasant eaten. HP 811
Knight succumbs! Hydra healed for 89 damage (268 damage thus far). HP 900
One peasant eaten. HP 908
One peasant eaten. HP 912
One peasant eaten. HP 921
Knight strikes!(5 damage) (273 damage thus far). HP 916
One peasant eaten. HP 924
One peasant eaten. HP 924
One peasant eaten. HP 925
Knight strikes!(22 damage) (295 damage thus far). HP 903
One peasant eaten. HP 931
One peasant eaten. HP 941
Knight strikes!(11 damage) (306 damage thus far). HP 930
One peasant eaten. HP 939
One peasant eaten. HP 939
Result of round 1:
23 peasants eaten.
306 damage dealt
Current HP: 939
>>703178691
THE TIME IS NOW
ATTACK BROTHERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>703182886
At least you had chicken
>>703182963
Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin
This is a job for the REAL Black Goku.
>>703183109
The beast has to be slain
Heh
>>703183229
Are you the hero that will save us?
>>703183109
kill it now
>>703183244
By you!
>>703182888
He killed Hydra with dealing 938 damage
WE NEED TO KILL IT NOW
It is done.
>>703183400
Nice crit.
HERE I GOOO
>>703183400
Checked
>>703183229
You're stronger than I expected. Take THIS!
The hydra is slain it was no match for the mighty kingdom of man!
DIEEEEEEEEE
>>703183588
Nice
Dont worry fam
Im here
Hey
>>703183713
Fuck that card man
It's over the kingdom is saved
>>703183880
Prove it
Get 999
Combat log until >>703182411
One peasant eaten. HP 941
One peasant eaten. HP 944
One peasant eaten. HP 953
One peasant eaten. HP 958
One peasant eaten. HP 963
Knight strikes!(44 damage) (350 damage thus far). HP 919
One peasant eaten. HP 966
One peasant eaten. HP 966
One peasant eaten. HP 972
One peasant eaten. HP 979
One peasant eaten. HP 988
One peasant eaten. HP 988
Knight strikes!(11 damage) (361 damage thus far). HP 977
One peasant eaten. HP 985
One peasant eaten. HP 989
One peasant eaten. HP 996
One peasant eaten. HP 1005
One peasant eaten. HP 1006
One peasant eaten. HP 1007
Knight strikes!(22 damage) (383 damage thus far). HP 985
Knight strikes!(10 damage) (393 damage thus far). HP 975
17 peasants eaten this round. 50 peasants eaten total.
393 damage dealt
Current HP: 975
The kingdom is lacking damage! We need more magic users!
>>703183904
Stfu pussy we had a Mage roll an 888 plus countless more brave knights strike the beast you fucking cuck
I'm the original Black, mutha fuckas.
OK I'll kill it guys
>>703183952
Confirmed
Sup
>>703178691
foul beast, die
roll
>>703183904
What about our trips mage?
>>703184069
It's dead this guy is just being a faggot per usual
ATTACK!!!!!!!
>>703184222
Ayyy
stop eating my whores!
>>703184222
crits!!
Attack: Babcock Deathstare!!
The only thing that can defeat a Hydra is a Mecha Hydra.
>>703184222
To bad OP is a faggot and can't add for shit our secound Mage has arrived the beast is over slain by now
>>703184204
Fucking OP man
>>703184222
Is that Oscar
>>703184395
What's is to be expected out of a faggot known as OP?
So is the faggot lizard dead?
Don't feed the beast kill kebab
>>703178691
Die beast!!
>>703184504
Yeah the villagers be feasting on the slain corpse
By the power of kek we will slay this beast and protect our kingdom
roll
DIE YOU CUNT!!
roll
Im a warlock
Now the real fight is taking down OP. He has 1,500 health, same rules apply
Jew just fed the beast. u shall not succeed..
>>703184657
Someone grab the dildos for this faggot
Roll
Roll
Unleash the roll of the demogorgon
poseidown will help
I will make money on both sides muwhahaha
>>703184622
rolling
Combat log until >>703183903
One peasant eaten. HP 975
One peasant eaten. HP 975
One peasant eaten. HP 979
Knight strikes!(44 damage) (437 damage thus far). HP 935
One peasant eaten. HP 940
CRITICAL HIT (60 damage) (497 damage thus far): HP 880
One peasant eaten. HP 883
One peasant eaten. HP 887
One peasant eaten. HP 892
One peasant eaten. HP 892
One peasant eaten. HP 893
One peasant eaten. HP 896
One peasant eaten. HP 900
A mage joins the fight! His spell does 84 damage! (581 damage thus far) HP 816
One peasant eaten. HP 824
One peasant eaten. HP 832
One peasant eaten. HP 832
One peasant eaten. HP 836
Knight strikes!(44 damage) (625 damage thus far). HP 792
One peasant eaten. HP 792
One peasant eaten. HP 792
One peasant eaten. HP 794
One peasant eaten. HP 798
Knight strikes!(22 damage) (647 damage thus far). HP 770
One peasant eaten. HP 778
One peasant eaten. HP 786
One peasant eaten. HP 795
Knight strikes!(22 damage) (669 damage thus far). HP 773
One peasant eaten. HP 777
One peasant eaten. HP 786
One peasant eaten. HP 791
CRITICAL HIT (60 damage) (729 damage thus far): HP 731
One peasant eaten. HP 794
Knight strikes!(44 damage) (773 damage thus far). HP 750
One peasant eaten. HP 753
One peasant eaten. HP 761
One peasant eaten. HP 770
HP 750
(773 damage thus far)
72 peasants eaten total!
>>703178823
rolling
Trollin
Spunk in its eye you peasant fucks.
Also roll
Read the rules you ignorant plebs:
Trips: You are a powerful mage. Deal the sum of your TRIPS number + 50 as damage.
THE SUM OF YOUR TRIPS NUMBER so it's 8+8+8+50 = 74 damage. It's NOT 8x8x8+50
The hydra is winning, way too many peasants fed it 9s and 8s
>>703185034
Tru
Roll
>>703185191
Tru
Rollin
We need more mages! make the beast suffer
>>703185171
Niggers be not knowing sums from products they be but lowly niggers after all they be
I can one shot it
roll
>>703185327
Tru tru
for freedom!
Brother! I shall heal thee.
roll
OP is confirmed cuck lord master millionaire
Get 666
Get 6666
>>703184383
You realize that sum of trips is sum of it's digits + 50 right?
DIE!!!!!
Uh oh it's a bird it's a plane! No it's Spider-Man!
>>703185840
HARAMBE TO THE RESCUE
Run and hide, peasants! Leave the beast to me!
FOR 4CHAN WHAAAAAAAAA
/h/
hydra is love
where losing faggots OP YOUR A CUNT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Es12pd4crCE
roll
>>703186063
>>703185815
stop missing me and fucking heal already
>>703186089
Fuck of randy go eat some more cheese burgers
>>703178691
Well OP what have yee
Strike!
>>703185988
Good work brother. But the final blow will be by MY steel.
>>703186089
Fuck off.
rollin
>>703186178
We have to construct a new plan of attack!!
i go cheese after that
>>703178691
Hey op spiddy found something of yours
>>703186272
EATEN!
>>703186321
nays -25% of current hp woot2x
>>703186321
>321
Nice attack!!
Poop
Spiddys in trouble
Op your a retarded cunt, just wanted to make u aware of that.
>>703178691
chaaaaaarge
Oh hai guise
>>703186888
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
OP update us on the hydras HP please
Final round:
One peasant eaten. HP 775
One peasant eaten. HP 783
One peasant eaten. HP 791
One peasant eaten. HP 791
One peasant eaten. HP 797
One peasant eaten. HP 791
A mage joins the fight! His spell does 56 damage! (637 damage thus far) HP 735
One peasant eaten. HP 736
One peasant eaten. HP 741
One peasant eaten. HP 741
One peasant eaten. HP 742
One peasant eaten. HP 747
CRITICAL HIT (60 damage) (687 damage thus far): HP 687
One peasant eaten. HP 688
One peasant eaten. HP 689
Knight strikes!(11 damage) (698 damage thus far). HP 678
One peasant eaten. HP 680
One peasant eaten. HP 686
One peasant eaten. HP 691
One peasant eaten. HP 696
One peasant eaten. HP 705
One peasant eaten. HP 713
One peasant eaten. HP 722
One peasant eaten. HP 722
One peasant eaten. HP 727
One peasant eaten. HP 733
One peasant eaten. HP 736
One peasant eaten. HP 737
One peasant eaten. HP 739
One peasant eaten. HP 742
Hydra devours the last peasant at >>703185630
The hydra gorges itself on peasants and finishes its meal wtih the lovely daughter of the God-King himself. The beast shambles away, ignoring the ineffective attacks of the King's host.
>>703186321 One account that has not influenced the final outcome, but a mere youth has produced a wild surge of magic, dealing 251 damage to the hydra at the time!
Taking that into account, the hydra finishes the day with 491 hitpoints.
The knights fough valiantly, though two succumbed to the hydra's charms. The two mages charred and seared the beast with magic, and the young child boiled its blood within its bone with a wild surge. Perhaps, some day he will return as a powerful mage from within the King's school of Wizards.
The day is lost, but there is always tomorrow. Shall we play again?
Prepare yourself foul creature.
I got this bitches! Lerooyyyyy. Jeeeeennkinssss.
>>703185988
>>703186287
Step aside brave Knights. You have fought valiantly and with more bravery than many could ever wish to muster. But now it is the end, and the beast will be felled. I shall defeat this foul beast with my sword of darkness, forged in the Holy flame of the Ragnarok. Your time is nigh, creature.
Bitches
321
>>703187322
Motherfucker off by 1
>>703187168
We march in peace mighty hydra
Prepare for the next fight brave knights and mighty mages!
Peasants, if you would kindlty stop feeding it 8s and 9s that would be great!
A couple of early wild surges will really boost the king's host chance of victory!
The final story is based on the image with the post, so I advise you to post with images.
FeelsGoodMan
ayy lizard, you hungry fam?
>>703178691
its time to chew ass
My humble steed and I shall smite the beast.
>>703187967
pork does not prove effective
That's a big ass hydra.
New round has started!
>>703187479
>>703187479
>>703187479
roll
EAT MEEE.
Only the dead can know peace from this evil.
i shant be eaten this day
Ripperino rollerino bambino
HIT THIS BITCH
