I sure do like dogos. ITT we share pics of our pets.
4 year old cairn terrier, obeys very well for a terrier. No problems at all. easiest dog ever.
She like to walk though and sniff/pee everything for atleast 5 minutes
Lol this faggot is training them to lick peanut butter out of his ass hole. Amazing.
My dogos Team.
Both rescued from starvation in Poland
humanity hates you to faggot. also i got a Tibetan mastiff 100%pure breed, bitch cost me 9500,-euro
and had to pay import charges
Harry with the short hair and Charlie with the longer hair (Harry's son)
Don't belive this fucking retard, those dogs are so highly prized you have to take a fucking ownership test and prove you have the money to take care of them, not just buy one.
Also pic is from google.
This one woke me up by puking just now.
>none of these are doggos
ITT we share pics of our pets.
OP said nothing about it being dogs only.
I was a dog lover.
My illogical Mother decided one day to surprise me with a German Shepard she spent a lot of fucking money on. It was 10 weeks old and I don't have a place suitable for one. She figured, she bought a dog for her mongoloid daughter and she remembered how I like GSDs.
Anyways, fast forward two months later and this dog is a fucking nightmare. No matter what I do, I cannot get him to learn anything. He won't stop jumping up on counters or reaching anything he can to chew on it. He won't stop pulling curtains down and he will not stop shitting in the house.
I've set up a daily schedule every few hours to take him outside but he just sits there and stares at me. I've tried using treats and everything else the internet suggests but I have no idea what to even do next. I work from home, so I have to type quite a bit. If at any point during the day, he feels neglected, he'll run around the house and knock shit over or make as much noise as possible to get my attention.
I'm trying to sell him online but we live in an area with a lot of "no dogs" because there's no fucking yard anywhere and it's mostly apartments.
How the fucking shit do you get these dogs to learn anything? My friend said he has two dogs he trained by beating the shit out of them but every single place online I see says hitting them does nothing , so I've avoided that and I don't want to hit a 4 month old GSD.
German sheperd/border collie/husky/rotweiler mix =)
german sheperd/husky/rotweiler/border collie
Fuck cats. I love spraying them with my garden hose and shooting BB's at them ( the plastic kind that doesn't hurt ) to get them out of my yard.
"Stop fucking rubbing on me you stupid cat"
"No I don't want you to back up that nasty looking cat anus towards me, put your tail down you faggot"
I had a pet cat when I was younger, he was a real G but still fucked with nature all the time. Stupid little killing machines.
Rescued her when she was 6 weeks and she's around 5months now.
Have a Danish pointer at home
If anyone wants to chat to another dog owner my Kik is: Nikkiearmstrong
I miss my collie, he was a gr8 goy
You cherish that furry fucker, anon.
Is that a staffy? Here's mine, love the fucking things <3
This is my Doggo, Dexter. He was my best friend. He died this morning. I am heartbroken and I want to shoot myself.
How long do you guys wait after you lose a dog to get a new one? Nothing will ever replace Dexter but I just feel empty
Booger, rescued at 2y. We think she's a boxer lab pit mix
I started looking for a new dog immediately after I stopped being constantly sad about the last one.
It depends on the person, though. If you get one too soon you could just resent it because it can't fill the hole, or you could end up loving it even more.
Hang in there guy.
My doggo had a pupper, it'll turn 3 weeks old this sunday.
my Null and Naomi, best doggers I've ever had
and null's papa
My pupper and I. Pupper's name is Duncan.
and the two puppers from null and naomi's litter that I kept
Tfw you have a tattoo of the cadecus of hermes because it is erroneously associated with the medical field, when you actually should have gotten the staff of asclepius
these aren't doggos stop your lying
your friend is a fuckwit.
I used to have the craziest phsyco puppy ever...ITS A PUPPY
Do you give up on a 1 year old because it shits itself. Do you beat it???
I have never hit my puppy once and hes now the calmest friendliest dog on earth. Everyone who meets him falls in love and talks about how well behaved he is.
If your puppy poos inside pick him up and put him on the grass.
They grow out of 24/7 playfullness and you can always put ur dog in a timout room if its being naughty i.e the laundry.
If your puppy poos on the lawn reward him with praise and a treat.
Always give a treat after a bath and eventually they will be calm throughout it.
Honestly its not fucking hard its a life. Of course it takes a bit of work a pet is not a toy its a companion and its learning about life just like you did
Coconut shavings, very good bedding. I ordered some calcium for him online because he stopped eating so I thought why not try but he died the day before I got it in the mail. I have a red tail boa now and iv'e cleaned her substrate more regularly.
wtf am i reading
my "10 WEEK OLD" oh so you mean puppy is acting like an untrained puppy.
Better beat it and put it down.
Fuck me people like you dont deserve the love a dog will show you
He's a good dogger, very chill. Never barks. He used to run really fast, but now he's an old man
Awesome name! Yes they do seem to grow at an astounding rate. I feel like every day i look at my skink, hes grown/slightly changed color. He started with deep green colors when i first got him and now (about 2 months later) hes already shed once and is a completely different tone. Amazing
My vicious shepherd hound. Pure bread direct line from Beowulf the shepherd
His name is diablo (i diden't name him) but i just call him dibbo.
Bet you can see the rage in his eyes.
Vet/b/ro here. At work, going to dump some puppy pics. Feel free to ask me dog questions
My first pic is my own dog waking up
My pack. All trained work dogs, Shaefer the Shepherd (7 months) Raj the Anitolian (6 months) and Solo the Golden Lab (8 years). The anitolian guards/herds my goats, the Shepherd guards me and patrols, and the lab guards the house
pool of doggo
dogs look infinitely cuter once they start getting that white in their face
Also i have a 6 year old Pitbull that i rescued from under an abandoned building when he was just under a year old chained and left to die basically
when i took him in he shat and pissed inside constantly because they don't know any better
and if you don't feel you have the time to train him there is a lot of training programs even kennels you could send him for the day to tire him out.
Took me 2 years of routine to train and make my doggo alright with strangers. Takes time and effort if you're not willing to do either then GIVE him to a family/person that will. don't sell it.
he is a bit weird looking but also quite cute, he's only 6 months and is already bigger than his parents, he's with his dad, Harry in that pic
his markings are changing quite fast, he looked a lot like a lemur at first
Primary, secondary, and tertiary doggo enjoying a dip
The sad part is that you probably mean far more to that poor dog, than he'll ever mean to you.
It's a dog, not a human. You have to be extremely patient. Dog don't don't understand beatings beyond "it's ok to be aggressive and mean." They won't even remember what it is they've done that you are beating them over, because they have shit for short term memory. You do have to be firm with them, but that's not the same as screaming like a psychotic moron. When you scream at a dog (or a cat) all they understand is that one minute you are nice and calm, and the next you turn into a maniac. They won't connect that there's any reason for it beyond that you're unpredictable, and unstable.
Google this shit. There's a shit ton of info on obedience training, and there's probably at least one club or group in your area dedicated to German Shepherds. Look into joining. Who knows you might even meet a nice girl who loves German Shepherds through it--chicks tend to like guys who love animals, and are good with them, because it's an indication that they might be good, nurturing mates.
Whenever you feel ok to get a new one.
Go down to the animal shelter and find a doggo that might not otherwise be adopted. (Make sure it's a kill shelter, if those exist where you are).
Dexter would want you to give someone else a chance at a life. He understands
Teach me your ways.
Currently have 2 pitbulls, 1 Malinois and 1 Fila Brasileiro.
I think the pits are too old for any significant security training.
But the malinois and fila are perfect for it, they are still young (1 year and 4 months, respectively)
They take work and patience. This one was kind of feral when I got her. Her mother had abandoned her, and I quickly found out why. She had seizures. Almost daily. Luckily it turned out to be parasites, and she got over it. It did mess with her head though I think.
She's turned out to be a very good, and loving cat. When my grandma was dying of cancer recently, she lived with me, and Ashes stayed by her side the whole time.
This is my mini American Eskimo doggo a bit after a trimming. She's deaf, but follows hand directions perfectly.
This one is Apollo. Little bit of an ass but loves his treats
Harvey, another lovable little son of a bitch
Enjoy your doggos while you still can, had to put mine down 2 years ago cuz cancer.
Ever since I wish I had taken him to the beach or forest more, and now I can't.
pic related: not mine but similar, RIP doggo
If they can handle a leash they an be trained, though the older it is the longer it'll take. I started leash training around two months old and did some basic treat training throughout, until they got to about 4 months. That's optimal training time. At that point I pretty much cut off the treats and switch to verbal rewards (that way they're not deciding between disobedience and a treat, Disobedience would often win) and I start doing the intensive training. Starting with sit and stay, I go for an hour a day or so, at least a half hour. Once they sit and stay (get him to sit by pulling up and back towards tail and say "sit" firmly, keep saying "no" or clap or ywll when they try to move) I walk ten to thirty feet away, with a long (50 foot) metal lead, say "(dog name here) come" and pull him towards me. I do that for an hour a day for a month at least, even if it seems like he has it down after the first day. After that you can start doing things like "whoah" (stop whatever you're doing and look at me) "go" (run forward twenty feet or so, stop, and look at me) "go left/right etc." A good work dog will have most of the guard training In him by instinct, My anitolian instinctually bonds with goats and sheep, my shepherd instinctually stays by my side, and the lab instinctually guards the house. BE SURE TO PRAISE SUPER HEAVILY AFTER EVERY SUCCESSFUL ACTION, THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT PART. Try to stick to verbal rewards. Don't be afraid to be stern, force is their language. Lastly, don't give up. A bad dog is just a lazy owner. This is exceptionally true for any pit breed.
Source; experience, worked with k9 units and autism doggos
Oh yeah, also important; exercise your dog. Training can sometimes be exercise, but exercise is always part of training. Take dog for a walk after training session or before if he/she is too wild during training. Once again, an energetic dog is just a lazy owner
When my first dog passed from cancer about 6 years ago I felt like like shit.
I was an angsty 16 year old and didn't care about anything but myself.
He kept coming into my bedroom and lying down at my feet (while I spent all my time on the computer playing games) the last few weeks he was alive.
I still feel like shit about it, because I barely spent any time with him, especially during the last couple years he was alive.
Probably never gonna forgive myself.
I need to take my dogger for a walk today.
Oh and for the record I hated K9 training. It was like sending my son off to war every month, each time a different, good, innocent dog that had no choice in the matter. Hated it. At least autistic kids love their doogs
my kitten, dead now, some asshole poisoned it
Wrong picture. I am a dumbass
So I've loved birds as long as I can remember. I've been thinking about getting one, but recently have been matched by the idea of a tiny snek. I heard garter sneks go well together so I could get 2 tiny sneks. The bird would be hoppy, and chirp, but the snek has a tongue that goes pbbbbbt.
What do? Bird or sneks?
If both is a better option, what do first?
Pic unrelated, not in the market for a Rusworm this month.
I pretty much used Google if I needed to look anything up, but I learned from my uncle who trained bear hunting dogs and mule drivers, and he never used a book or anything with a screen. I can't recall if I ever actually looked anything up though, it's a pretty intuitive thing, not too much you need to know, just patience. There's not really a right or wrong way, this is what worked for me and everyone else who's done it like this agrees it works the best, but you'll find your own way of doing it. Good luck my friend, make those pits standards for what a good dog should be
sneks are much better than birds
birds live forever and shit on everything
and never shut up
the most you can hope for a bird to do is maybe once in a while say your name or chirp a tune you taught it
sneks are chill and do whatever they want without screaming nonstop and shitting everywhere
I dont know about garter sneks but a lot of sneks are cannibalistic so keeping them together is usually ill-advised
Le cockatiels. I have a 3 month old but no pics.
Any way to cage train a bird so that it will return to the cage to take a shit? I don't mind the sound (says me right now, not future me) and have no need to verbally train it.
I did the smallest bit of research, and could be wrong, but I think that garter snakes are chill until a few months then either fight or breed, unless they're both female. Then the male might eat the babies, but I read that alone they are more nervous than with their own kind.
Again, fuck if I know if that's right, but 2 happy sneks are better than one.
Thanks for the input dood.
Would you recommend them? What kind of level of commitment and attention is needed, how noisey do they get?
I just posted about the conures but was looking at cockatiels too, I've got time to give them but it would depend on how much time would have to be given.
Also how messy do they get ?