What you do if you know there is a bomb drop on the ground and open your mouth facing away from the blast then when the shock wave passes face the other way and do the same until over.
Boom shakalaka check em
Do eeeeiiiiitt dubdub
Then give me a call
All information should be free.
The knot you use to make a hangman's noose is a common fisherman's knot as well. So if you're trying to line a hook, think about killing yourself - or whatever, you know.
>some insightful quote by some dead, ancient ruler or modern scientist or writer
Definitely worth the read sometime, the cunt who wrote this has an amazing sense of humor
Don't stick it in just yet, you're almost there.
>Foreplay is moreplay.
Don't go backpacking for starters
I would fucking hate the person who wrote this, and it's a bit cringeworthy, but it covers any area of misunderstanding
I'm not playing this game.
cool that you live in your fairy land of cowboys and shootouts but that's not how reality works.
a general urban survival guide would be cool is what I'm sayin. It's not as if you don't have niggers too where you live
this is bullshit... put something about cheating and affairs
how to recognise the general hints that she'll be down for it and not rat you out. and also a checklist how to hide your traces
Works fine if you're inclined to freedom and exercising your rights. If you're stuck being a Democrat or eurotrash, well i suggest porting a small bottle of lube at all times. Don't want anal fissures.
Best of luck to you my friend. Feel free to come stateside sometime. I'll buy you a burger, take you shooting, and we'll drink God's chosen whiskey, bourbon.
You can brag about your culture, being multi lingual, and tell me how shit our food is. It'll be a good time bubba.
I can help with that.
>open task manager
>right click the program you wanna boost
>go to processes
>right click on that
>select "high" (not "real time")
>open Start menu
>disable all unnecessary items in boot, services, and startup
Hope it helps.
This is no longer viable. They have changed their formula. Too many people went and offers themselves, leaving this shit behind on their comps, and the companies changes their mix. You will not die, you will look like a teenage girl crying for help. Find another way.
As far as gasses, you'll need a license of some sort or a /really/ good excuse to get a bottle of the pure shit from a supplier. FYI you can use helium or carbon monoxide, they'll do the same job. Whatever is easier for you to get a license for or bullshit your way into. Maybe look into their industrial uses, and learn enough that you could bullshit yourself a nice hobby that might get you in the door. Idk, legwork is on you man. Also, this is America. You could also just buy a shotgun, you know?
Monoxide will. Dioxide won't. That's why any fuck head can buy CO2 or dry ice, but you gotta be special to get the good shit.
>What is thinking before I post?
DONT DO THIS IT CREATES A HIDDEN FILE!!
Also, gasses. Freon will do nicely, it'll send you if in a dream. R22 will kill you quick, but it's harder to get ahold of, and expensive. 407a is a cheaper alternative that will also kill you. Cheers man.
I continued reading to give the benefit of the doubt. It gets worse. Whoever wrote this is fuckin retarded or trolling the shit out of wannabe woodsmen.
Every single bullet point is nearly the exact opposite of what should be done.