FREEZE! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ANON! >I KNOW YOU'RE
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FREEZE! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ANON!
>I KNOW YOU'RE PART OF THE INFAMOUS "DUBS CARTEL"
>SINGLES MOVE ALONG
>>703161229
no dubs here
>>703161229
these are the infamous dubs
nothing to see here officer
Rub a dub dub dub don't check my tub
oh lord
Hello officer
>>703161229
Dubs? What dubs, Officer? I have none on me.
>>703161229
IT WASN'T ME OFFICER, I WAS JUST HOLDING THESE DOUBLES FOR A FRIEND!
>>703161229
Im white officer, no dubs with me
I swear officer I ain't got no dubs
No dubs here officer. Can I go?
>>703161229
What the fuck officer? Here's my singles.
these dubs?
Dubs cartel.
You're fucking stupid bitch I only roll with the trips runners.
>>703161229
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER
I ain't holding no dubs
im part of istrips
Fuck the police
fuck
>>703161229
Don't touch my bootyhole
Do you have any idea who I am? You seem to think you can oust me in my own Kingdom? I basically own half the threads on /b/. This board basically bows to me on the daily. If I could I would just turn its wrath on you on an instant. But im enjoying this little back and forth with all of you. Just pray you toe the line while youre ahead faggot
>>703161229
I don't have anything!
your move mr. law man
>>703161229
What about bigger continuation numbers?
>>703161229
U can shoot me.if u want i know im going to heaven
>>703161799
>DROP THE DUBS MOTHER FUCKER!
>>703161229
Hello
Aint no dubs here.
The guy below me has dubs, not me.
I know a secret to get dubs every time
No dubs here officer
Is there an officer, problem?
nothin here officer
I dont know what im doing
>>703161229
>>703161229
I swear I'm not, officer.
>>703161229
Im clean offisur
fak ur shit bitchniggacop
heres a singles mufuka
these are not the dubs you're looking for
>>703162077
cya in the pokey fokn kike
I swear I don't have any dubs!
Nothing to see here
>>703162077
My friend of nubian ancestry. You better run.
>>703161229
No dubs sir
Im innocent I swear
>>703162077
>SIR PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE
yes officer..
lemme get something real quick..
>pulls dubs
fuck you pigs! you'll never get me alive!
>>703162077
>>703162180
>>703162194
>>703162256
OH SHI-
I'll be on my way officer.
pls senor
PREPOSTEROUS!
Ummm...what?
>>703161229
You'll never catch me you dirty pig!
is it really so wrong for two of the same number to be together?
>>703161229
Kkkk
the dubs cartel is small time shit
No dubs here
>>703162422
buh bye
Suck it , copper
>>703161229
Never heard of dubs sir, is it something to eat?
>>703162499
You as well
I'll be on my way.
>>703162500
>>703162499
>>703162422
>I'M GONNA NEED BACKUP HERE, IT'S A DUBS RING!
am i free to go
>>703162585
New phone who dis
>>703162585
Dont make me trayvon you.
No dubs here
I'm just walking through with my trips nothing to see here
>>703162645
Nice trips
They're my friends I swear
>>703162585
I gotcha man.
>>703161229
ain't no dubs here, mr. officer.
>>703161229
Your thread didnt get dubs faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ
Just smuggling by
>>703162722
>>703162744
>BILL WHAT THE FUCK MAN? YOU'RE ONE OF THEM?!?!?
the fuck are dubs?
im innocent
>>703161229
I surrender officer, few grams of dubs aint worth dying.
>>703161229
>Problem?
>>703162929
RUN NIGGA!!!
>>703162871
I-I swear it's not what it looks like...
>>703161229
I ain't done nuthin'.
>>703162585
those aren't my dubs, they are two singles. It's medicinal
>>703161229
Soon the Great Dubs shall begin. But when it does, the weight of your singles will stay your feet. And you shall be left behind.
whats a dubs?
>>703161229
oy vey! let my kosher dubs go!
>>703161229
Hello Officen
Officer I'm clean, no need to search me for dubs
>>703161229
Fuck my ass Mr.Police Man.
nig nog
problam officer?
>>703161229
here iffucer
Later officer
>>703163555
>EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK UP, CALL THE BOMB SQUAD, HE'S GOT TRIPS!!
>>703163555
Oh shit it's the druglord
>>703163555
Kek
dub free's the way to be, officer
kingpin here
>>703163555
>BRING EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!!!!
>>703161229
well hey there officer
>>703163555
Damn son, and Here I was with 2 sets of dubs thinking I was dangerous.
>>703161229
Nothing to see here officer, just selling firearms to children.
Henchmen!! ICE THESE FOOLS!!
>>703163555
DROP THE FUCKING TRIPS RIGHT NOW
>>703161229
I DINDU NUFFIN!
>>703161229
dubs?
>>703161229
I've got my license for them. They're legal sir
Nigger
i'm clean orificer
I'm black.
>>703161229
halal jabalab
>>703161229
No dubs offocer
I'm white
Stobb it officer! :DDD
These are my dubs! :DD
>>703164193
i'm free to go : ^ )
Nothing unusual here officer.
I'm arab.
>>703164244
>DROP THE DUBS! DROP THEM NOW!!!!
What about quads?
>>703164244
DROP EM
I'm hispanic.
No dubs here, officer.
I'm asian.
Fuck the Po lease
I'm middle eastern.
OH SHIT 5-0
>>703162052
Coolface /thread
Muh dubs privilege
I'm clean sir
>>703161229
Pff
I'm a penguin from Antarctica.
>>703164522
You're coming with me :DDD
>>703161229
Good evening officer.
>>703164522
>Doesn't look that way to me sir. Now if you would kindly drop the dubs and come with us.
>>703164349
>>703164305
I, as an african american male, am intrigued by the shiny finish on your gun
>>703164546
LOLZ SO RANDOM XD
>>703164591
FFFFUUUUUU
I attend church every Sunday and volunteer on the weekends.
I'm cleaner than a gay man's asshole after a triple enema.
Has a cop been caught with dubs in here yet?
Its not me.
>>703165011
>GET THE FAGGOT! GET THE FAGGOT NOW!
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>703165011
>>703162499
damnit second time now.
These people are planting them on me, I swear!
>>703164947
um...
>>703162585
>>703162744
>>703162871
But I swear it was just a mistake.
Elloh ossifer. What seems to pee the broblm?
I don't have dubs on me, that's immoral
José check him out eh.. Dubs
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Me no have dubs senor. Me not have nothing.
>>703165452
Don't you have a wall to build?
>>703161229
I'll help you build a Wall. To keep dubs away.
Officer, I promise I have no dubs
Dindu nuffin
Roll
Make dubs great again
I'm a convicted serial dubs trader, and I am still on the lam
>>703161229
i dont have any dubs sir
rollin for suicide by cop
check 'em piggo
check 'em pig
>>703165899
>>703165955
I'm going to have you bring you in
>>703165955
oh shit please officer itts not what it looks like
Ha, if I fall the others will get through
You think you can take away my dubs!?
>>703166151
If trips, dubs are legal
My name is Chris Rock officer. Comedian. I do stand ups. Sure you know me.
I know my rights.
>>703166699
so you gone need a warrant for that
Is this enough for suicide by cop?
>>703161229
Coma mierda cabrón.
>>703166699
Sir, you're being arrested for illegal dubs. You aren't pulling one over on me
>>703166699
>>703165955
>>703165899
>>703165011
>HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, DROP THE DUBS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE
You can't prove I got dubs bitch
>>703166747
Nah mane
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE
rmememe
>>703166764
Do you have a warrant?
I'm fucked
>>703166776
>>703166893
Yes actually I do. You're being charged with first degree dubs possession. Intention of distribution.
Sir, I know my rights, I am not dying of suicide by cop today.
Here I go guys
Excuse Me, is you saying something?
Uh, uh, you can't tell me nothing
(Ha ha) you can't tell me nothing
Uh, uh, you can't tell me nothing
>>703167043
Fuck off!
How you doing officers?
Dont fuck with my trips
>>703161229
get @ me bruh
Sorry sir, I forgot my license at home.
Am I getting pulled over because of my vehicle?
Dios mio, yo no tengo dubz!
dindu
>>703167130
DROP THE RIFLE AND STEP BACK TOWARDS ME WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD
No dubs here, mothafucka.
>>703167166
>>703167272
>I KNEW I SMELT DUBS, STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE MOTHER FUCKERS!!
>>703167418
Never surrender!
>>703167562
o shit don't shoot me I'm white
>>703167603
>>703167646
Oh, these dubs?
>>703167702
What do I look like, Officer? A nigger? No doubles here. Move along yourself mister.
>>703167743
Nothing here
>>703167778
>>703167778
One off
>>703167551
Suspect has returned fire, we are firing back, over
I can't even get fucking dubs with scripts, what makes you think i even have dubs, dumb-o-cop?
>>703167829
certainly no dubs here
>>703167898
>>703167944
>>703167981
>>703168010
get em
>>703167861
>>703167861
Fuck wit me.
Are the lizard people up to this?
What's the problem officer?
>>703167778
hahahaha
>>703167981
It's him officer I told u. Now where's my snitch money
THIS IS ISLAMAPHOBIC!
I'm clean!
>>703161229
Fuck out of here, before I blast ya ass
>>703161229
this is literally cancer on 4chan
Aint got no dubs officer
you crazy i aint got dubs
>>703168103
Oh. It's on
wanna learn how to dubs?
>>703161229
I'm innocent look!
https://youtu.be/CJmCMukScvQ
Officer, The man below me is part of the Dubs Cartel!
>>703161229
No dubs here. But, put that gun away. Ain't gonna' do ya' any good unless you got kryptonite bullets.
I have to be a good time
Can I get dubs and get off this crazy ride?
>>703169722
>GET OUT OF THE CAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
>>703161229
problem officer?
>>703161229
nothing to see here
Shut up officer
No bubs here.
Haha, no dubs in this car
I got dubs for sale, 3 for 10
>>703161229
I'm clean sir
>>703161229
Nothing to see here.
you will not take my dubs from me
>>703170885
Can't catch me or my almost trips
>>703170941
Told you
Bubs
im clean iswear
>>703161229
no dubs here
>>703170885
^*whispers to this anon* Don't worry, I stashed 'em for ya'.
Just an innocent Pokémon.
>>703171308
Carry on
>>703171364
Thanks, I can't go back to the pen. It'll be my third strike
>>703161229
No dubs here, orificer.
here, you can check my wallets
>>703161229
But officer I have nothing here as you can see.
>>703161229
Fuk u I ain't going back to DA pen
I'm clean, I swear.
no theres nothing inside the seats
>>703161229
Y u hat in free boosie
Naw man nothin.here piss off then ya cunt
You must be mistaken officer
Surely you jest
I'm clean bro
>>703172077
Get em
>>703161229
I'm good, no dubs here
>>703161229
nothing to see here
>>703161229
Fuck off cunt you aint got shit on me nigga, im traficking these dubs you aint never catchin me
no dubs here boss, imma just move along
No dubs here, officer
Shit, better play it cool
Ok officer
let me go man, i dindodnuffin
You'll never catch me alive
Do you know who you're talking to?
hello officer
Officer don't shoot!
I'm clearly not black!
Obviously. Im better than this.
>>703161229
Oye cabron
I dindu nuffin officer
>>703164675
But is it stattrak?
Mind if i ask how you know?
Iddidun do nuffin
Fuck 12 nigga.
>>703161229
Dios mio
What's a dubs??
>>703161229
Sorry, but you got the wrong guy i'm from the famous circle of trips
>>703161229
i dont want any trouble officer. i have done nothing wrong but i will comply
>>703177344
*blows suicide vest*
No dubs here officer
>>703161229
In no way am i a dubs guy, not to mention a trips guy
>>703161229
I'll protect my triplets to the bitter end
>>703163555
Jesus Christ its Jason Bourne.
They will never know where I am
