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I'm just gonna say it. I killed my mother...
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I'm just gonna say it. I killed my mother when I was 9 which caused my dad to kill himself soon after. My aunts and uncles didnt want me so I grew up in a kinda mental asylum for kids. I got transfered to another asylum but for teenagers from 13 to 18. I just got discharged from that asylum about 5 months ago since Im reaching about 19 soon. Most people I tell this to don't believe me but I don't really care... I'm going to university soon so that sounds cool since its the first public school I'll be at. All my education was done at the hospital/asylum place...yeah.
Anyone wanna know more?
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So normal.. Spooky
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shut up dweeb
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>>703156204
The pictures that I took above are for my annual hospital patient identification. I call them my school pictures since it makes me feel more normal.
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>>703156549
I lied those aren't my patient identification pictures. Those are done with a really expensive camera and there's a brighter light that pops out. That's what I wore for them though. I just took those with my phone since maizey wanted me to send her pictures of me. She said I looked nice. Maizey is my friend at the "care center" that's what the doctors call the place. She's tells everybody I'm her boyfriend but I'm not. She has really short hair since she tried to choke herself when her hair gets longer.
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>>703156549
So you took no one saying they wanted to hear more so a sign to talk more?
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>>703156704
I don't choke myself so I can grow my hair longer...
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Did they tell you at the "care center" that you should give me all of your money? Because you should
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If you're wondering where I am in the pictures. I'm at Deana's. She's one of my counselors who sometimes takes me to her house. She gives me her son's old clothes and we watch movies. We saw Ghostbusters 2, she has it on dvd.
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how do you feel about killing her and what did the act mean to you when you were little, before and after you learned peoples reactions to it
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How'd you do it?
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Kill Deana
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>>703156204
Any chance I can convince you that Hillary is your REAL mom?
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>>703157048
I dont remember a lot from it. But i know it had to do with her taking away one of my toy cars i got from my grandpa. I was really angry. I took a the big knife from the high drawer and just pushed it in her back. I told that to like a million counselors lol. They always try and make me make more stuff up about what happened i think, not sure.
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>>703157189
Yeah! Plus show Deanas tits before and after you kill her
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>>703157606
Do you miss your mother and father?
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>>703157228
If i do then i woukdnt be able to watch movies with her and they wouldnt let me go to her house. They gave me that privilige since i didnt do anything bad since like 2013 or 2014, im not really sure.
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>>703156204
Do you think about hurting people or fantasize about controlling other people?
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Fake. sage
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>>703157813
Not really my mom since she took my car grandpa gave me, grandpa is dead, i didnt kill him though. I miss my dad more since he was nice and took me to mcdonalds on thursday, i had four chicken mcnuggets.
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>>703157606
im the same person that asked you this question.
what do you live for? just because being alive is fun or because you have fun friends? do you ever think that you might aswell die because living out the next 50 years of your life will be uneventful and mostly full of struggles in communication resulting in frustration and loneliness
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>>703157606
>plays with toy cars
>has enough strength/force to fatally stab his mother in the back with a knife

0/10
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I dont believe you. and if i did i would not be impressed. Do you have any proof. obviously you were not held accountable. but what are your parents names.
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>>703158248
I have friends. Maizey and danny. We talk about living together in a apartment maybe. I dont think danny is gonna get out since he did worse stuff than me and maizey is 15 so she wont be out in a while too. Her real name is melissa but she hates that name,lol.
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Let us know when your going to shoot your university so we could watch it on the news
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>>703158645
What she looks like nigga? She hot?
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You're very cute, I like your hair a lot
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>>703158711
I wouldnt do that though. Only when im really angry but that hasnt happened since 2013. So im improving in controlling my emotions. Deana said that.
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>>703158645
Do you have a disorder that made you do it?
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>>703158997
>>703159006
Ye what made you do it? What are your diagnosed with? What meds are you on?
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>>703158997
It'll never go away. You can only suppress you're anger. If you really did commit such a heinous act it could've changed you but I truly doubt it. History tends to repeat itself you catch my drift
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Op, link a news article about your mother's murder, Google is turning up nothing for me
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>>703156204
You have a nice face.
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>>703158970
Yeah shes cute. I like her, we're just friends though. Danny would be angry if i be her boyfriend... We hold hands when we walk to the park with the yellow slide though.
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>>703156204
b8. Can't find any articles about a child killing their parents because of a toy car
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>>703157919
what bad did you do in 2013/14?
do you know why dana tries to chocke herself with long hair?
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>>703158997

How did you kill your mom. tell me the details. I tried to strangle my mom. but my psychotic episodes only come in flashes so i didnt finish the job. it takes a long time to strangle someone. the guilt hit when she slumped over for a while. Also are you on medication?
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>>703158216
nothing to drink? which sauce?
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>>703158394
There isn't any logic in this post
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>>703159705
look for suicide also. op ignores my verifications for proof. lets see if his details of the killing add up.
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Can someone reverse look up his photos
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>>703159705
Yeah well the doctor or counselors or whatever keep saying that it wasnt because of a toy car. But i know it was, i guess they think it was because of something else.
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>>703156204
What year did this take place? Post headlines or articles of this event
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This autispleb again...kys
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>>703159705
Are you fucking retarded?
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Op looks like a young Spencer Nolan Rice from kvs! The hilarious thing is & i never thought this was possible but he looks less retarded than someone else in this world, you.
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>>703159960
I didn't find anything, maybe someone else will have better luck.
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>>703159797
Maizey chokes her self with her hair. Its why its shirt now. Deana is my doctor or counselor person. In 2013 the bad thing i did was i pushed elliot off the top of the jungle jim thing and he broke his arm. He kept pushing me in the back and i got angry thats why i did it.
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>>703160062
OR whatever?... someone that's been in a mental institution would definitely know what a physciatrist is. I'm not believing your story. It's not adding up.

>>703160150
Totally bro
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>>703160062
God damn you're hot
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Pay attention op, this is your alive and well mother speaking..You are gay
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>>703160600
>>703156204
samefaggotry
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>>703160556
Physciatrist. I know that word i dont use it since its kinda hard to spell...
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why in the everloving fuck do they let patients on 4chan?
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>>703156549
>>703156813
>>703157042
>>703156704
Fuck, you look like a murdering psychopath aswell.

You genuinely look like bateman in his teen years.

How do you live with yourself knowing you took the lives of those who literally gave you a heartbeat?
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>>703160719
Dude is pretty hunky stuff if i do say so myself
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95 lbs soaking wet
6" pipe stem arms
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>>703160719
how do u know? im curious to learn
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>>703160890
>>703160719
>>703156204
samefag
triggered
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Who introduced you to the site?
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>>703156204
>>703156549
>>703156704
>>703156813
>>703157042
>>703157606
>>703158216
>>703158645
>>703158997
>>703159636
>>703160062
>>703160501
You kinda remind me of that creepy ass guy from courage the cowardly dog. You've been very... naughty
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>>703160719
But not
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>>703160799
Dubs don't lie
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>>703160556
Yea, this smells fake as fuck to me. His story doesn't add up at all, like he's intentionally being child like with the "jungle jim" and the 'let me watch ghostbusters 2 on dvd"

Fake
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why does op ignore me?
I want the juice on the story. I remember vividly my nine year old days. what do you remember from this apparant parent killing.
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Rolling for dubs!!! OP to put permanent marker in poopchute
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>>703157606
You need to kill deana as soon as you can, why do you think youre at her house so much?
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>>703160921
really?
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>>703160799
4chan is the asylum of the internet any sane person leaves after more than a few years speaking of which wtf am i doing back here?
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>>703160862
Are you a tard? Bateman wasn't real
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>>703160799
Im not a patient anymore i left like 5 months ago. Im currently living in deana basement. It really big and looks like a small apartment. Its temporary she says though. Ill be living on a college campus for people like me i think not sure though
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>>703161156
yes? please dont hurt me.
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>>703156204
>Show random image of white guy
Nice shill attempt faggot. Timestamp.
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>>703156204
How much did someone pay u to write this
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>>703161347
>Muh club of all white people are gay.
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What's your real name, OP?
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>>703161450
hugh mungus
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>>703161450
Shekelstein. I reverse image searched.
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>>703161012
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>>703159880
Kek
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>>703161347
Its late and i dont know wherw deana keeps her paper.
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found a murder like that but 8yrs ago
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>>703161562
Ofcouuuuurse. Let me guess you lika to suck da black dick amiright? Fucking shill.
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What's your favorite food?
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>>703161698
Hes a shill for attention
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You're definitely a jew Op. Show us your tiny dick or gaped pooper?
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>>703161786
Subway.
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>>703161889
No he isn't..
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>>703162006
Im not jewish. I dont really believe in God. My mom i remember was a intense christian and my dad im not sure.
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>>703162222
quads of truth
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You're not special sunshine. No one gives a fuck. Neck yourself already.
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>>703162392
Fucking samefags.
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>>703160719
>Actually getting jealous
wew lad
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>>703158216
Jesus this guy is so fucking fake.
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>>703162222
Don't lie to me op. Why be ashamed?
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>>703161519
WAT DA FARK!?
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>>703156204
Hi. I don't believe you. Take care.
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Please hang yourself please
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>>703162211
You fucking spastic
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Brah.. Wtf.. Why do you look like a knockoff brand Onision?
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>>703162517
first post in this thread dude lol
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>>703160062
>>703156204
OP, post more of this. You know, body and stuff. Make a peace sign to show it's you, two fingers raised and the rest down. You've got a phone and a mirror, you can do it and show everyone its you.
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>>703162686
You really do like somewhat like him. That's scary.
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>>703161519
hugh mungus whaat?
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Im probably gonna head to bed soon, i haave to go with deana to meet up with people involving me staying on the campus of a university. Still havent decided i got accepted at 2. What should i study in? Im thinking maybe forensic or animation
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Why do u look like a fag?
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>>703162971
Ok hold on, ill do it
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>>703163142
Animation? If ppl find out, the news & paparazze gonna get ya dude
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>>703163142
If you're good at math, chemistry. Can always do pathology if you want, be tech or an ME.
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>>703156204

thankyou for not being a coward, i should have done the same
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>>703163007
Does no one else think he looks like this guy?
Wtf?!
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Never left asylum, expects us to believe that a Uni would allow a mental patient to enroll easily. I hope your transcripts look good son because you're either going in supervised, or not going in at all.
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How did you hear about /b/?
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>>703162971
Here you go
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>>703163807
How often do you lurk this shithole
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>>703163807
Brahhh You loook like Onision
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>>703163807
Stop shilling anytime bro.
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>>703163266
Why?
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>>703163142
For your own sake, don't waste time with anything like communication, philosophy, art history, etc. Your life already got derailed enough, don't fuck the rest of it for yourself by majoring in shit. Make money, feel challenged by the job, try not to hate it too much.
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>>703160062
Ur pics have way too much personality and emotion to have anything to do with a disorder the way u describe killing your mother is emotionless you wouldn't use such facial expressions or understand why others use them either you would be a blank slate Ik cause I'm a professional says a degree and 7 years in the field fail troll fails
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>>703163997
Shill* for the new world ;)
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>>703163997
Not exactly man. He could just be a sociopath.
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>>703163807
I fucking knew you'd deliver. Nice!

You into dicks or tits, OP (or both)?
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>>703156204
Which method did you use to kill mom
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No weve heard enough. I hope the civilian world treats you well. We sure wont
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>>703163997
Who says i was emotionless? I remember being really angry when it happened. Why do people think all pyschopaths are emotionless zombies? Im funny and smile a lot... I doubt im a pyschopath but others say i am so...
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>>703163997
Lack of empathy? Desensitization when talking about it after years of rationalizing? Repressed memories and emotion? You're not really a professional, huh? Or did you graduate online uni?
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>>703164082
>Ask a sociopath anything XD :P

You're a bunch of fucking roleplayers.
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what medications are you on?
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What state do you live in?
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>>703164091
Not sure, i guess both. Mostly into girls though.
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>>703156204
did someone rape you in the asylum

if yes: how was it? was it done professionally?
if no: where you hoping they would you silly fag?
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>>703164082
Like Onision
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>>703163807
You are incredibly handsome. Don't let your dreams be dreams, m8. Study hard, get a good job, find a girl/guy you like and live life.
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>>703164448
You guess? You a virgin or just inexperienced?

Both are easily fixed, btw ;)
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>>703161040
Kek.
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>>703164258
U say ur a psychopath and the u don't? And sociopath? U seem to portray the fact u have relationships plus I've contradicted urself 70
Times through out this sociopaths are actually smart and can spell
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>>703156204
Don't let her die again.
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>>703163997
Uh. Wrong. You should probably get your degree somewhere credible next time.
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>>703164731
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>>703156204
Go write some gay Harry Potter fan fiction, because that's about as convincing as your story telling is.
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>>703164694
bro his life is an anime; just go with it.
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>>703164278
Yeah I'm a Phoenix I work where we keep him and give all our patients access to 4 chan and Internet we actually encourage them to use it for advice on what they should do next withbtheir lives more so then psychiatric evaluations and coping mechanisms
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>>703164448
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wheres tha dick n booty pics doe
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>>703164450
No but i got into a lot of fights. Closest thing to rape was when hailey grabbed my crotch, she also slapped my ass when i walked by her and laughed when i called her out on it.
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>>703163997
>has PhD and 7 years in the field
>Ur
>u
>Ik
>cause
>fail troll fails
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>>703165111
We must see this ass to see if it should've been slapped. Do it for science, OP.
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>>703165111
did you twist her titties till they fell off in retaliation?
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>>703160501
Iiiiiii get it it's split personality
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>>703164369
I never claimed I was a sociopath man. I think I'm pretty average.
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>>703165194
what is the formula for the perfect ass? I forget.
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>>703161347
how does a timestamp prove that any of this shit is real you mongoloid?
also link us to a news report of kid killing mother, that would have been in the newspaper
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It's Onision cousin guy's
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>>703164448
This is Mom,

Your story telling is about as convincing as Dick Wolf on crack. Stop pretending to be autistic.

Dinner's in the fridge!

Mom x
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It is the way an institutionionalized person talks. He seems to think small things need to be explained. As if people are kept from touching eachother. It fits psych ward. Could be wrong.
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>>703164868
>using 4chan for actual advice
>4chan
>advice

Kek that sounds like the worst idea ever, no wonder we have people going around sandy hooking
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>>703165236
what medications are you on?
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>>703165252
All about angles. Without getting into the shitty calculus of it, it's something like the ratio of back curve to ass curve to leg length. Long legs with a bubble ass and arched back are ideal, flat angles and convex back are not.

Clothes too. Clothes should enhance the effect of the curves, so tighter fits, baggy usually conceals a glorious posterior. For this though, OP should remove all clothing, let the natural body speak for itself.
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>>703164868
That sounds sarcastic... We had computers at the center. Im no longer living there anymore im typing from my phone.
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>>703156204
ur bretty cute anon
id let bareback me anyday tbh
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>>703165607
Are you on antipsychotics? Could explain the pattern of speech. Risperidal or the like.
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>>703165605
This.

OP should take a couple pics too.
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>>703165585
Im not sure, deana and nurses just gave them in a little cup after i ate and before i went to bed. Since i was a kid. I remember them being orange when i was waay younger but now theyre light blue.
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>>703156204
Can I interest you in the Destron movement?
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>>703165819
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>>703162686

goog god, fuck off samefaggot, nobody cares
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>>703156204
When you killed your mom did you make her into soup and eat it to get away with the crime? I feel like I would do this if I ever killed someone just don't know what it tastes like so I'm not sure if I want to try it.
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>>703165819
OP, you gotta focus on this ass issue. It is absolutely critical
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just one pill? light blue? how many times a day? won't you be responsible for your own meds now?
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>>703165819
If your being honest. It's fascinating. I hope you have some handle on how to live, anything is possible in this world.
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>>703166001
He should be worried about the soup
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>>703166057
You said it's a supervised setting I think. Be honest with the people around you, about how your feeling. Clearly no emotion is small with you.
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>>703163997
Where'd you get your degree certificate? At a Chinese store?
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>>703165982
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>>703156204
You're social skills must be shitty.
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>>703165585
I'm not op Yet OP replied to you
I'm on zero medication
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>>703166125
Soup is retarded. You are pretty gorgeous, OP. Post butt and dick for science please!
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>>703157042
Fake
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>>703166045
I take one after lunch, one after supper and one before i go to bed. I dont remember what its called. Its light blue. Usually deana gives it to me since she makes my meals but i make my own meals sometimes and can take them on my own.
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>>703165819
Redpill this autistic faggot
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>>703158645
Too fake
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>>703166285
Not if it's soup with body parts in it; OP don't listen to anyone else and talk about the goddamn SOUUP
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>>703156204
Question. You're 5 months into the real world how the fuck did you come across b/? Of all places? I call bait
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>>703166345
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And you are 18? Do you know what they are supposed to do for you? I think you said you needed to get to bed soon.
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>>703165819
This is like talking to a retarded 5 year old
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>>703166397
What about soup? Also im not posting my butt sorry. Its 3:28am where i am and my phone is too low to take a pictures...
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>>703166246
>You're social skills
>You're
Wow fail
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>>703156204
Can you try to not talk like a complete fucking retard?
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Your face is kinda' cute.

I think you would make a good brolita.
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sorry about all the jerks on here. I wish you the best.
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>>703166453
I knew about /b/ way before i left. Probably when i was 15 maybe.
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>>703166535
When you killed your mom did you make her into soup and eat it to get away with the crime? I feel like I would do this if I ever killed someone just don't know what it tastes like so I'm not sure if I want to try it.
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>>703166575
Banana!!
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>>703166397
The point is irrelevant! She's long gone and he doesn't care enough to turn anyone into soup! Plus, human bones dont break down and if you miss one of the little ones then the soup is a choking hazard just waiting to happen.

OP it's really early in the morning and I have to go to uni tomorrow too. Please post more of you, preferably with much less on. Or would you rather do it over snapchat?
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>>703166638
Thanks, youre nice.
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yeah, sorry
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>>703166617
cringe
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introducing Deanna and maizi was your downfall kid just stick to the how you killed your mom retard
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>>703166535
Please OP! You would be an absolute legend if you did!

Could I post something in return?
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>>703166463
Youre really obsesed with Onision, huh? This is all one person who is posting the onision stuff, right?
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>>703166687
is there a way I can turn the bones into a tasty treat?
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>>703166769
It's not cringe. It's a ""thing."""
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>>703166876
""It's not gay.""
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goodbye sweet prince
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>>703166899
it goes from a ""thing"" to cringy neckbeard greaseball status once you start saving them.
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>>703166788
Btw guys, im getting braces in october and wanted ti show u thus. Its an xray if my lower face. I think it looks cool. Would make a cool bandana, lol.
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>>703165342
samefag
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>>703166992
Haahaaa, good one.
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>>703167028

Loll did you show maizi?
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>>703166788
I might in the future on another /b/ thread i cant now, im sorry...
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>>703156204
Post boipucci gayboi!!!
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>>703166865
Ugh.

Boil into stock, remove all remaining meat from them. Crack open, remove all the marrow. Dry the bones until brittle and grind until fine. Mix with cooked polenta, salt, pepper and wrap in preserved skin/meat from thigh region. Fry until golden brown and pair with red wine, a roux made with the stock you made and garden vegetables with a sundried tomato aeoli.

There. Happy?
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>>703167028
A bandana you say? Hi I'm actually the owner of a bandana website on 3chan. I'm impressed in your design here
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>>703167090
No not yet. I just got it today. She knows im getting braces though.
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>>703167137
Sure! You seem really nice and if you want to just chat or anything, message me on kik!

My name on there is IceeM
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>>703167028
hell yeah it will make a cool bandana. When you wear it around town make sure to tell EVERYONE that you see that it's from an xray of your teeth and give them the entire backstory.Everyone will be super impressed and instantly be your friend.
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I am. I think you should get to bed if you have to be up early. Be careful with all the crazies on here. Take care.
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>>703167242
ThAnks, its my face.
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>>703167261
Post boipucci fag
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>>703167185
I guess, but I think garden vegetables are for fags. Can I substitute in skittles for them?
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>>703167028
That would be a sweet ass bandana, btw. You gotta take care of those wisdom teeth before they put pressure on your adult teeth and fuck up the alignment.
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>>703156204
POST DICK
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>>703167437
No, we need tha boipucci
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>>703161149
Lol this comment is awesome
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>>703167492
>>703167437
all of the above
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>>703167302
Ok, my kik is teenarcherk. Kik gets laggy so i cant really add people but add me!
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>>703158216
LMAOOOO
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can I be in the screencap?
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>>703156204
I wanna know your Snapchat user name
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Statute of Limitations on murder: none.

You can still be prosecuted.
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>>703167386
> "vegetables r 4 faggods"
> has no problem with an aeoli, sundried tomatoes or a roux

You tasteless, homogenized, broken-palate cunt. Fuck off back to 4th grade with your skittle while I make actual food.
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bummppppppp also could someone screencap all of this ? too lazy to do it myself
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>>703158844
Are you 5?
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>>703167492
cunt face
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>>703167653
This site sucks now
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The asylum he references is paraphrasing for posession...
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>>703159636
>with the yellow slide
lol
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>>703167613
I dont really use snapchat, but its dreamerjones
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>>703167653
i bet your the nigger at the gas station that keeps getting mad that I get the last bag of sour skittles each time. fuck off.
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>>703167719
>1/10
I see no timestamp or ops face
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>>703167437
Here wank stain
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>>703167719
We need more boipuss
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>>703167796
More like dreamy jones....
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>>703167719
sharpie in stinker plz?
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>>703160501
Why do you sound like a 12 year old?
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>>703167820
No retard
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>>703167437
Here it is...
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>>703166345
wait, so are you on your own? or do you live with deana or something?
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>>703167820
Yass
You slay!
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>>703165333
Trips doesn't lie. Can you please post your tits now?
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>>703168021
Deana sounds like a complete slut. If I was a psychopath I would totally kill Deana and make her whole body into soup to feed to the poor.
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>>703168001
>>703167820
which one is the real one?
time stamp
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>>703168021
Deana has like this kinda basement apartment at her place. Thats where im staying. Ill be living at a campus while going to university next year though.
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Slingblade bullshit.

Mustard and fucking biscuits.
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>>703167814
You are a fucking waste of skin.
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>>703158645
Maizey sounds like an insufferable cunt

Tbh you kinda seem shitty, too. Or maybe chill. Cant tell yet
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>>703168184
Post boipucci or fuck off homo
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>>703168163
Canada shirt one. I gott a sister who lives in canada i didnt see her in maybe 6 years. She was a baby when my mom died.
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>>703168221
I do have a weird condition where my body sheds its skin all at one time, like a snake, if that's what you're talking about
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A quick Google of the kik name. All over Reddit, pics are there.
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>>703168001
Damn son! Look at dat dick!
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>>703168370
aaaaah shit lets see some more you sexy beast
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>>703162222
Binding of isaac rebirth????
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>>703168411
Thats not my reddit username lol
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>>703168370
>when my mom died
I think you mean when you savagely murdered your own mother and left your sister all alone in the care of someone who wasn't her natural parent. You're a monster; do the world a favor and kill yourself.
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>>703156204
Not drawing the narcissistic comparison like a bunch of fucking dweebs and newfags.

OP is just a modern age memester
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Fucking attention whore
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>>703166233
>no one is answering
>posts from a guy no onegives a shit about
>pics are from tumblr

Jesus Anon kys
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>>703168560
your just chaped cuz your pecker is smalll you sad cunt
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>>703168528
No, it's not. It led me to your username though. You moonlight joker, you.
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sudo sage kill --self faget
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>>703168335
Fine, happy?
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This thread is filled with weapons grade autism. Kill yourselves. No one fucking needs you batshit autismos in this world.
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>>703168370
more cock
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>>703161045
do people really browse 4chan with phones?
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You look like a punk kid who never killed anybody. Cool story bro.
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>>703168867
Thats all i have
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>>703168616
Awww you mad?
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>>703168972
how long? and wide?
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>>703168370
tfw no qt boi to share bugout camper when the world ends
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>>703169021
7.5 inches. width i dont know
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>>703168964
My laptop bit the dust last month so, yeah
And I'm not the guy you were talking to so he's not alone
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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>>703168999
wasted trips
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>>703168812
Woo~! Nice booty hole.

Okay, now go ask Maizey if you can borrow some of her clothes, and if she'll do your makeup.
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>>703168999
I clam this fags trips for a video of you wanking
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Never have children. I can't fucking believe what faggotry this is. I'm going to go quick suicide myself now.
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>>703168964
Yes.
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>>703169250
you first faggot
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>>703169220
Yes please!
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>>703169220
you can't deny the trips
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Why do narcissistic sociopaths always look kind of alike. You look just like my crazy friend
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>>703168999
Wtf? What a fucking waste!
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>>703169297
You must be a very wise sage
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>>703169478
We descend from an ancient bloodline of warlords.
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>>703168964
I hate browsing on my PC tbh
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>>703156204
we got it that you are faggot
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>>703156204
op is big dork
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>>703168999
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>703168972
do you feel bad when you hurt people?
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>>703156204
>i am narcissistic attentionwhoring faggot the post
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>>703170113
post wank vid or fuck off now, this is the end of the line the trips have spoken
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>>703158216
op, did they give you meds?
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>>703170205
or more cock

>ps mines bigger
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>>703170100
Not when im angry...
Im gonna go to bed now, bye guys Cya in another thread! OP signing off.
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