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>>703155887
I HOPE SHE SAYS YES
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>>703155887
Kkk
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>>703155887
I'd drag my nuts over 125 miles of glass shards if it meant I could lick your ass.
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Goddamn
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>>703156055
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Would I?
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Should I bring beer?
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>>703155887
I would walk 125 miles over broken glass to suck the dick of the guy that fucked you last.
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Sorry I took so long to reply I was having a shit, anyway wanna show me those tits?
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>>703156173
wouldn't be the stupidest thing ive done
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If my aunt gives me gas money I can be over there tonight but I have to wake her up which may be hard with the medication. I can probably just snag it though I mean she has dementia i doubt she will miss 50-60 bucks for gas and snacks.
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>>703156173
Yes.
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>>703156215
This
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>>703156173
Yes.
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>>703156173
So that's a yes
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No.
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>>703156215
Rolling
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>>703156173
Yeah, why not?
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>>703156173
Sure would for a pretty girl like yourself!
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>>703156288
Fuck you
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>>703156288
Checked
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>>703156288
Kek. Win.
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>>703156288
Noooooo
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>>703156242
ROLL
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>>703156173
you wouldn't do the same for someone interesting?
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>>703156173
Faster than you can say Deez Nuts for president.
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>>703156173
Sorry. New pic.
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>>703156288
Fucking winrar
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>>703156173
Yes anything to be able to talk to you for a bit
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>>703156173
Yes, I feel a deep connection with us
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>>703156173
Only if you put out
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>>703156288
Kek. Stand by.
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>>703156344
winrar
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>>703156365
if you want to
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>>703156388
>>703156288
>>703156300
So many dubs
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>>703156173
Yeah. Btw do you know what chloroform smells like?
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>>703156365
why did you censor tucson
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>>703156173
Yeah just to see your beautiful face
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>>703156288
You better not have ruined this for us.
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>>703156388
Take this one. Fuck the rest
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jews did 9/11
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>>703156344
Chekt
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>>703156482
Doesn't matter, I'm looking her up.. gonna get some nudes
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>>703156365
If it means getting to see you
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maybe we could exchange some pics, ya down
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Lets see if you can touch my belly with thst nose ring while you suck my slammer
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Rolling for
"Just kidding bitch never talk to me again"
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>>703156546
Just kidding, I think you are pretty cool and would like to have coffee with you
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Ever been on 4chan?
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>>703156546
we barely know each other but you seem like someone id do that for
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>>703156546 Don't worry I put no so we could be all romantic and say some shit like "I'd drive all the way to make your my girl or something"
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>>703156604
You can't exchange pics on tinder you dense fuck
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>>703156546
I'm kidding. But for real, coffee and a nice walk?
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>>703156632
roll
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>>703156546
The reason is because I'm a fag, unless you're secretly a mtf trans, in which case please fuck my ass.
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>>703156546
OP here. Will accept new roll without response. Make it a question like "Maybe if it was worth my while."
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>>703156546
>4
and by no I mean yes
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>>703156546
But I will drive to Tuscon to tongue punch your fart box.
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maybe we could meet half way for a fuck?
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I'm sorry about the distance but, echange pics? I'll go first
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>>703156577
chekt again
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Tell her you'd drive twice that distance just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
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>>703156546
You fucked up, OP.

>>703156632
Roll
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>>703156173
Coffee? I thought tinder was strictly for hookups only.....
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I said no because I actually like dick... sorry
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>>703156632
ROLL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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Just get her number and post nudes op, damn
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>>703156546
i would walk 100 miles and i would walk 100 more
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>>703156632
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I'd drive to Tucson for a tugjob though.
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Can you take your tits out for Harambe?
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What you need to understand will only be understood, babby.
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>>703156777
lucky 7s
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Fuck sake girl can't you tell I wanna fuck not drink stupid coffee
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>>703156546

My apologies, I meant that I only enjoy the company of other gay men.
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>>703156745
kek rolling for this
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>>703156788
Saved!
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>>703156755
WINZIP
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>>703156715
Reroll
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i could take my neighbors scooter doe. could u pay me 500 dollars for gas? if so we could go rain dancing and maybe befriend a squirrel whom u kan make out with whille i joe in a ziplock bag. u could keep it 2
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>>703156637
Roll
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>>703156632
Delivrared. You may have saved us.
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>>703156755
This will save it
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>>703156777
WINRAR Jesus smiles on this post
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>>703156344
Check me checking
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Not unless you buy the first cup.
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>>703156875
One more try
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>>703156546
I'm dying
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>>703156855 WINNNEERRRRRRRRR
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>>703156870
please this
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>>703156546
Just kidding. I have a sick sense of humor. hope u don't mind.
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>>703156907
Deus Vult.
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You wanna know a little secret about me?
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>>703156755
I did. It's too late anyway. Oh well.
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>>703156907
Do you even like coffee, or do you want tea. I am allergic to both. This is a really tough situation babby. Imemons
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>>703157016
what annon
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>>703156855
Do it
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>>703157000
Topkek
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>>703156907
Maybe afterwards we could bump uglies
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Sorry. Typo
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>>703157000
Two what?
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>>703156907
Just kidding, I think you are pretty fucking retarded and would like to not have coffee with you
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>>703156651
Okay then, ask for number. then exchange photos dense fuck
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>>703156855
Do it fucker , kek has spoken
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coffe makes me poo soinstead lets camp out with some hobos??? i love how greasy/friendly they are
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>yfw you get coffee with her
>yfw you like her
>yfw you marry her
>because of /b/
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I should warn you thought, I'm not allowed to be within 20 feet of children.
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I guess I'm complicated. What now?
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>>703156855
keklord has spoken present the text op
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>>703157195
Kek rolling for this
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So my mom said it's cool if I drive down but like I have to be back in the morning so my mom can drive to work. We share a car but who knows maybe she will have to walk if you make it worth my while ;)
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>>703156637
Rollioio
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>>703156907
Hope you don't mind with this conversation been on the Internet.
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how about we start all over and you tell me about yourself?
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>>703157274
"That just means its working"
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You look dumb , so I guess it would be easy to confuse you
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>>703157274
can u pick me up then? i dont have gas money but i can pay for snacks:)
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>>703157288
checked
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>>703157288
Fuck dude stand by.
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>>703157274
Just kidding truth is i just came out of the closet i literally cant stop thinking about cocks
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>>703157337
Roll for this
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>>703157274
Im sorry, Im just a goof at this whole thing sometimes.
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>>703157274
I made a thread on a forum to have them help me because im too autistic to talk to you myself.
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>>703157274
im like your faggey art, complicated and hard to understand
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I'd drive all the way if you send me a pic of your tits. Then I'd core out your asshole until it looks like I fucked a hot pocket.
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>>703157274
I think I could love you. I'm moving near you soon.
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>>703157274
Sorry, I have autism.
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>>703157274
allahu snackbar
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>>703157337
>>703157399
WINRAR
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>>703157322
WINRAR
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All according to plan
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>>703157274
Sorry lol. So where should we meet? I'm omw. You got 5 for gas, right?
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>>703157399
Winner!
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>>703157274
I took oyu out, it was a friday night. It took a long, it was feeling right. It started out, i picked up my phone, now I am playing with my feet. Aand thatsabout the time you walked aawaaay from meeeeee
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>>703157337
This OP
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>>703157274
I'm bipolar, so strap on for a wild ride baby, this ship is going to infinity and beyond!

Seriously though, I'm DTF.
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>>703157360
Reroll
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>>703157448
****************severe autism
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ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUCK. SPECIFICALLY YOU. I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY DICK AND SWALLOW THE CUM. I WANT TO EAT YOUR CREAMY PUSSY
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>>703157288
WINAR
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Honestly, if you just stop now, and drive over to her, you can get laid if you're not a beta fag, which I assume you are because you're here.

If dubs "show me your tits and I'll show you mine"
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>>703157274
I just can't function properly when I'm communicating with a goddess..
But honestly, I'll just say it, I need someone to change my diapers.
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"now you know how my heart feels when I see your face"

(Don't add the sound of me puking)
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Fuck.
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I want to core out your anus until it looks like a ripped in half hot pocket. Send me a pic of your tits
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>>703157555
chektmix
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>>703157555
trips has decided to end us on this day /b/
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>>703157399
win
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>>703157274

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703157555
jesus TRIPPIN christ
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>>703157555
Oh sheeeeeiet
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>>703157600
CHECKED
SEND THE SCREENSHOT TO HER
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>>703157555
Winrar
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I really think your a cute girl, Wanna give this in and out thing a try?
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She's not interested, you dense motherfucker.
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>>703157600
I'll take that as a no. Next?
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>>703157600
Nooooo
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>>703157600
Sorry I meant to say that I'd core out your asshole until it looked like someone ripped a hot pocket in half if you send me a pic of your boobs
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>>703157274
>>703156855 this is a thread in which random people get the chance to form messages that I send to you. Even what you are reading what chosen by someone to else. That being said, its true that I want to meet you. And nothing weird I say will change that. Why would I do this you ask? It has to do with leaving things up to god or something but right now I'm getting a hand from another anon, and hes bailing me out instead of just saying "fuck u bitch nigger nigger" anyway, yeah, fuck this stupid site, I'm sorry for being weird, I'm really not as complicated as I seem. Or maybe I am in other ways. We just gotta get that coffee to find out
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>>703157600
Did you know Hannah spelled backwards is Faggotbitch?
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>>703157661
roll
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>>703157738
okay that was fun now time to kill myself
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>>703157555
Winrar
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>>703157661
haha da fug?
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you know what's really confusing? When I watch tom Brady play football and my pants get tight
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>>703157738
You'll be screaming my name tonight
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>>703157738
sorry I'm not good at jokes when nervous
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>>703157600
JUST SHOW ME YOUR LOVE BUMPS BB
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>>703157555
Add this: I WANT TO PENETRATE YOU SO HARD YOUR INSIDES WILL START BLEEDING AND FILL MY COCK WITH YOUR BLOOD, I WILL CUM IN YOUR BLEEDING ANUS AND A MIX OF MY STICKY SLIMY GOO AND YOUR DEEP RED BLOOD WILL COME OUT
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>>703157195

reroll
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>>703157805
Rolling
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>>703155887
Drive 125 miles for a chick. Fuck that shit.

Pussy is everywhere
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>>703157738
>>703157399
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>>703157738
Can I suck your dick plz? ;)
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>>703157738
i just want my cock in your mouth
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>>703157805
Reroll
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>>703157749
Your joke's not funny. Stop posting it.
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>>703157738
Just suck my dick. You're cute af
Afterwards we can study quantum field theory
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All joking aside would you actually wanna meet up?
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>>703157738
I'll take it from here boys... Thank you. Will delivrar what I get from her if it's interesting.
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>>703157555
trips win it
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>>703157805
Kek
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>>703157555
reroll
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>>703157738
Show me your tits and I'll core out your asshole until it looks like a bloody corncob
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>>703157738
Sorry, that message was for my mom. What part of Tucson?
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>>703157930
God speed op
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>>703157930
Get her nudes anon
Godspeed
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>>703157930
good luck anon haha
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>>703157758
Reroll for Kek
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I haven't been able to get a hardon since my uncle used to brutally molest me. Maybe you can change that bby. Wan sum fuk?
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>>703157930
>>703157555
do this first fgt
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>>703157930
Go get em OP Good luck faggot
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>>703157738
Poop on my face then rub it in like butter make me your personal roatisary chicken
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>>703157738
Shut the FUCK up when you're talking to me
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>>703158039
This
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Yeah sure my snapchat is: [email protected]
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well im infected so i want to anal blow like a white whale. can u smell pine trees up my dark hole? yes please LOL
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>>703157930
HE DID IT

YOU BETTER SUPPLY THE NUDES, WE HELPED YOU ACHIEVE THIS

USE TRIPCODE "WALKIE TALKIE FART" TO INDICATE YOURSELF
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>>703157930
Let's keep this thread alive, gentlemen.
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>>703155887
okay OP you have royally fucked up this conversation, you could have had some thing here
maybe you could have gotten laid or some pooper pics but ya didn't even try
I am very unamused i'll have you know
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You little beaut!
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>>703158187
Dude he got her to Snapchat
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>>703158128
>tripcode
>/b/
Choose one.
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Snapchat:FukinFatBitchHannah
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>>703157758
Reroll for Kek , my lord , I praise him
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>>703157930
>>703157930
I cant believe shes still talking to you
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Keep the thread alive while we wait for OP
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>>703157555
gggggggggggggg
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>>703157930
gg nigger
deliver dem nudes
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>>703158354
Yeah jusr ruin everything right now, fu k your happiness mother fucker, send her this
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>>703158345
Tell me a story then
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>>703158234
>>703158234
comments withdrawn unless OP cant deliver pooper picture
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MOST EPIC THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF /B/
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>>703158598
Post the whole convo
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>>703158598
You must be pretty new.
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Holy fuck it worked.
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>>703158667
Fuck, I hope someone saved it.
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>>703158675
Been here since 99 newfag
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>>703158450
> on 4chan browsing /b/
>see last thread
>score dubs twice
>op ignores me
>comes to second thread
>OP scores Snapchat
>patiently wait for OP to hopefully deliver
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>>703158285
kek
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>>703158598
Newfag detected
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>>703158799
Score 99 same dubs again
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>>703158781
Lol, I wasn't even born on 99. Fuck you old piece of shit.
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>>703158781
I think you mean you were born in 99.
underage b&
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>>703158799
Then you fuck up nice job faggot
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>>703158598
1. should be written /b/
2. not epic cuz no content delivered
3. possibly a fake post
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>>703158840
No ur a phat phag newphag
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>>703158738
ANYONE SAVE IT
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>>703158781
Lol>>703158781
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>>703158892
I recall. Let's see if he delivers.
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>>703158962
>fake post

Try harder newfat
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>>703157930
Finally some nudes
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i dont have to drive there because

*teleports behind you* ;) look behind yourself m'lady
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>>703159027
pics or it didn't happen!
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>>703159163
the conversation is over dumbass
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Op will surely deliver!
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>>703159353
Hehehehehehe
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I wanna put my greasy Cheeto fingers inside you
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>>703159462
>Neat!
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>>703159462
What does she say?
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>>703159640
Fucc u faget
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>>703159640
I have no idea. I tried Google translation and it didn't make any sense. She replied something short after I said neat, which translated to "at what plan?!"
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OP here. We're getting married in december. Thanks /b/ros.
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>>703159853
Just send "titties?"
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Hang in there. Reassuring her that I'm not a fart loving psychopath. May take a little while.
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>>703159940
Not gonna happen u rapist
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>>703160017
OwO what's that?
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>>703160107
uwu

>>703159837

Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!
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>>703160285
New Copypasta?
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>>703160455
Yes
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>>703160285

Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!
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>>703160605
Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!
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>>703160285
>100$ serious
Kek
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>>703159917
anon shall attend the wedding
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>>703160637
Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!
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Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!
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Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!
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Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!
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Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!!!
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>>703160285
Tbh there kind of are a lot of newfags here
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Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!!1
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>>703159640
She basically said

'I'm doing fantastic'
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Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!111
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>>703159640
Could also mean that weather is pretty good, lots of flowers and shit.
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Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!!
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>>703158988
please someone post it
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>>703160815
>>703160835
>>703160903
>>703160968
what is "100$ serious"?

also; your an idiot
>>703161018
>>703161124
>>703161171
>>703161256
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>>703161548
Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.
you are* you stupid piece of crap
Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!
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>>703161627
>>703161627
mike Tyson's gym? okay now it making me laugh
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>>703161627
you should proof read before you troll
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>>703157805
tokek
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>>703161502
>>703158988
>>703158738
>>703158667
Here's the link to the archive:
thebarchive com/b/thread/703150585/
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>>703157851
Sexually frustrated?
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