When it said read a vegetable first thing that came to my mind is Steven hawking...
I immediately thought "Vegeta" when it said to name a vegetable
Am I autistic?
>freely admits to watching that steaming turd
Good God, that show is an fucking atrocity.
Yo, this is not a thread intended for the reading capability of microscopic organisms.
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
"insoluble fiber" means matter that does not digest. It cannot turn to liquid. Hence, when a person is told they "need more fiber in their diet" its because they have the runs.
Pretty sure they're riffing on nignogs who apply so many filters to memes that they become illegible. All the pics are of stupid nigger shit, you see? That's the joke, albeit a fucking shitty one.
What is with all the tiny and horrible>>703157796
quality images bro get some better shit
CLARKE IS LOVE CLARKE IS LYFE
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT FOR TWO. FUCKING. YEARS.
At first i thought it was piss.
That was ill-conceived. Unless his intention was to light his own face on fire as well.
pick a number, any number
For insoluble fiber, try whole wheat and wheat bran, nuts, seeds, and raw vegetables. Beans and peas contain significant amounts of both soluble and insoluble fiber. The bottom line: soluble fiber is good for both diarrhea and constipation. Foods high in insoluble fiber are best for constipation only.
>Foods high in insoluble fiber are best for constipation only.
>I'm really sick of your shit
do u even clarke newfag
Haha, great thread
bet u dont have this one i made 2 years ago, enjoy ;^)
You're thinking of it in the wrong terms still.
Insoluble fiber creates a solid force to push out the constipation, I don't know if you were inferring it bypassed it and lubricated the path with magic.
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
i definitely have this one, i think i have the other one too but i have too many damn bananas to know for sure so i just saved it anyway
i made that one, you saving it makes me happy
Ok, so that image led me to look up kancho on Wikipedia, which in turn led me to the page for Boong-Ga Boong-Ga... an arcade game where the objective is to poke people in the anus.
Seriously. Go to Wikipedia right now and look up the article on Boong-Ga Boong-Ga, and look at the Overview section. It's probably the greatest thing I've ever read.
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I could shut this thread down in an instant, seeing as it is my post. But I am keeping it alive puring on the chance that she is getting a hell of a lot of calls and texts. And so I can teach you morons a thing or two. You seem to think you can oust me in my own Kingdom? I basically own half the threads on /b/. This board basically bows to me on the daily. If I could I would just turn its wrath on you on an instant. But im enjoying this little back and forth with all of you. Just pray you toe the line while youre ahead faggots.