YLYL, You L You L.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL, You L You L.
>>703154228
When it said read a vegetable first thing that came to my mind is Steven hawking...
>pic related
>>703154962
>>703154962
When it said read a vegetable my mind blanked out and I said banana after it left
>>703154228
I immediately thought "Vegeta" when it said to name a vegetable
Am I autistic?
>>703154228
Fuck you.
>>703154058
>>703155395
i saw this happen in magical shopping arcade abenobashi. was wondering why.
>>703154228
Gay
>>703153023
>>703155466
Nice dubs
>>703155527
>freely admits to watching that steaming turd
Good God, that show is an fucking atrocity.
>>703154228
faggot
>>703155597
No no no no no! Why? Why? You can't solder with colored glasses!
>>703154228
Pork chop
>>703155765
yeah they actually called me 'sasshi' for a whiel and i was him for halloween.
i liked the show but after a rewatch found its depth to be lacking. was certainly no FLCL.
>>703155655
lost
I came for trips
>>703154058
LOST!!
>>703155655
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>>703155737
We're not ants
>>703154228
>Anonymous 09/09/16(Fri)01:22:38 No.70
xbox
>>703156070
not lost
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>>703155679
Yo, this is not a thread intended for the reading capability of microscopic organisms.
>>703156007
Greetings, Mr. Bond.
>>703156248
Lost hard. Robbie fucking Rotten.
>>703155655
'His Dad died in a fire, so were gonna make flames shoot out the exhaust.'
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>>703156450
we asked for ylyl. not cringe, faggot
>>703154228
FUCK
>>703155597
Ouch.
>>703156138
i have the same microwave wtf
>>703155655
>>703155679
Ya'll need new hobbies.
Clark is love, clarke is lyfe
>>703156404
I really wish the map of US in this image contained Alaska as well.
>>703154058
all that fiber would just make you shit liquid, not make a giant solid mass
>>703156974
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>703155364
Me too anon
>>703155597
>protip: it's not a pencil
>>703157021
"insoluble fiber" means matter that does not digest. It cannot turn to liquid. Hence, when a person is told they "need more fiber in their diet" its because they have the runs.
>>703155948
meanwhile that dude behind him
>>703155853
Youre so funny dont you?
>>703155597
That's not how you make a sandwich.
>>703157021
Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>703154228
FUCK OFF
>>703157169
Learn english, faggot
>>703157234
>>703157002
rekt
>>703156150
>>703156564
Pretty sure they're riffing on nignogs who apply so many filters to memes that they become illegible. All the pics are of stupid nigger shit, you see? That's the joke, albeit a fucking shitty one.
pretty simple which one are ant picture that anon is posting if it 100kb or less it is an ant picture
hahaha this thread is a fucking trainwreck
>>703157234
lost and by lost i mean got a boner
>>703157855
you're giving this way too much thought buddy, someone is just posting thumbnails for the sake of being a jackass
What is with all the tiny and horrible>>703157796
quality images bro get some better shit
>>703156564
Because this is how you get Ant threads!
>>703157861
>he looks at the filesize before the image
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>>703157234
i wanna fuck the chick with the bari sax
>>703155440
How can this be remotely enjoyable.
>>703154228
(Fag)
>>703156633
Ha! I could still read that one fuckwad!
>>703154228
xxx
MEME MACHINE
CLARKE IS LOVE CLARKE IS LYFE
woops, almost forgot to post this. obligatory
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>>703157796
i recognize that kitchen
>>703158151
Kys
>>703156665
Honorary Satan trips noted sir!
>>703158151
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>703155466
It's actually very well written and pretty good
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>703158151
pls spam bananas
im tired
>>703158151
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>703154228
lmao
>>703158151
TWO YEARS
YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT FOR TWO. FUCKING. YEARS.
>>703156839
I'm really sick of your shit
>>703158271
Sure /b/ro
>>703157517
Metalgear.gif
>>703157234
I'm in love.
>>703157002
At first i thought it was piss.
That was ill-conceived. Unless his intention was to light his own face on fire as well.
>>703158271
pick a number, any number
>>703157142
For insoluble fiber, try whole wheat and wheat bran, nuts, seeds, and raw vegetables. Beans and peas contain significant amounts of both soluble and insoluble fiber. The bottom line: soluble fiber is good for both diarrhea and constipation. Foods high in insoluble fiber are best for constipation only.
>Foods high in insoluble fiber are best for constipation only.
>>703157580
epic rekt fail
>>703158399
All of em
>>703157002
wtf, sauce?
>>703156857
>>703158349
>I'm really sick of your shit
do u even clarke newfag
>>703158527
all yours my friend :)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
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>>703158271
Haha, great thread
Apple?
>>703158625
Fuck off bitch
>>703154228
CARROT
OH WAIT FUCK
>>703158399
bet u dont have this one i made 2 years ago, enjoy ;^)
>>703158676
Thanks, Lori
>>703154228
Fk off
>>703158438
You're thinking of it in the wrong terms still.
Insoluble fiber creates a solid force to push out the constipation, I don't know if you were inferring it bypassed it and lubricated the path with magic.
>>703158682
No, banan.
>>703153023
sauce?
>>703154058
i'm fucking dying, i'm too high for this shit
i thought of a cucumber when that post i wont reply to asked me to name a vegetable
>>703157995
>he doesnt look at the filesize before the image when theres a faggot shitting up the thread, just willingly clicks the pointless blurry shit
>>703158712
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>703156292
This is really avant garde + abstract I like
>>703157234
Who is she? She is divine.
>>703158778
>>703157002
Wat
clarke is literally a mormon god
>>703158723
Thanks Lori :)
>>703158826
thats nice u fuckn shit cunt who cant even quote
>>703155583
>retared
i get triggered every god damn time for years when i see this this
>>703158176
explanation?
>>703158353
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>>703158405
do you have moar banana spidey pics?
>>703158349
You're*
>>703155597
2 things... it's not plugged in. and if it were, she wouldn't be so calm about it.
>>703159086
Fuk u fatass
>>703159002
here's another :^)
>>703159081
hell ye boi
save it
>>703159032
i can quote but fuck him i wont do what he tells me
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>>703159183
its all yours my friend
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>>703159167
i definitely have this one, i think i have the other one too but i have too many damn bananas to know for sure so i just saved it anyway
>>703155655
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>>703155420
posting this defeats the purpose of the picture tho.
>>703157855
Yeah just being an annoying jackass. Had to check the first couple because I couldn't believe someone was that douchy, but confirmed true
>>703159138
learn to spell you kike
>>703159077
it's reference to a greentext someone made, I think it's from /fit/ maybe
>>703157855
fucking dead
tpp tpp tpp tpp
>>703159298
turns out i did have it, good old #376
>>703158948
that doesn't help
>>703159298
i made that one, you saving it makes me happy
>>703158399
Post nr. 1
>>703156665
>trips :O
>>703155440
why he fucking black Tim Healey
>>703155597
made in chile
>>703159395
Fucc off fatty fuk
BEST YLYL THREAD EVER
THANKS GUYS
>>703157989
lost hard
>>703159441
you're a beautiful contributer to this world :^)
>>703159447
Those aren't trips you fucking nigger.
>>703155395
Ok, so that image led me to look up kancho on Wikipedia, which in turn led me to the page for Boong-Ga Boong-Ga... an arcade game where the objective is to poke people in the anus.
Seriously. Go to Wikipedia right now and look up the article on Boong-Ga Boong-Ga, and look at the Overview section. It's probably the greatest thing I've ever read.
>>703154058
> my guts are yelling in German
Kek
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>>703158927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgigpC-xAB8
>>703154228
only replying because it made me fucking lose
>>703159573
Shut up, retard
>>703154228
kys
>>703158176
I think this is a joke on a green text story i read about a year ago?
>>703154228
suck a dick
>>703158135
the average trump supporter is the guy jacking off to this, you fucking peon
>>703154228
Wow
>>703158283
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>703155597
So many things wrong with this picture.
>>703159920
butthurt bernie supporter kek
>>703159920
>i'll bring up politics, that's a bulletproof outlet for humor
>>703154228
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shitsauce me the FUCK up cheesy shit cheesy sHit thats some cheesyshit rightth ere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my selｆ i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Cheesy shit euphoric logic !euphoric loGic thats some euphoric logic rightthere Carl Saganif i do ƽaү so gentlemen i say so thats euPhoric logic right there Richard Dawkins (chorus: socrates died for this shit) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ euphoric logic slam me the FUCK uP john cena JOhN cEna john cena johncena johncena johncena u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ John ceNa POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up average shit modera̷̶te sHit thats some ALright shit right th ere
>>703154228
I said rutabaga, wtf
is it just me or have YLYL threads actually gotten funnier with all the shitposting going on? it's so bad it's meta
>>703155948
>corona
>>703158544
https://www.rt.com/viral/353590-albania-hospital-fire-murder/
>>703159669
didn't think I was going to lose until I read the last sentence of the overview. I wasn't ready at all
>>703158995
god bless their hearts
>>703156138
Lost
>>703156395
You ruined a classic, that's such a great greentext
>>703159077
the wiazrd post.
some autism on /b/ responded to one of those
>See this what do
threads with maximum wizardry that bordered on kidnapping. someone has the picture somewhere.
>>703160370
Can you give me the original?
>>703160086
Please tell me you actually took the time to type that out and it's not copypasta
>>703154228
Joke's on you, mum's already dead.
I made a new thread
>>703160433
No Bananas and Pics For Ants YLYL
>>703157580
Is this scripted?
>>703154228
Lost
>>703154228
fuckoff
>>703154228
eh, i've seen worse bait
>>703157855
It's about screen capturing instead of downloading over and over again. It happens on facebook a lot.
Image compression will eventually turn it into a pile of fuck.
>>703157234
She's acting like it's cum
>>703157580
Nice ballet, fine choreography.
>>703156959
i dont get it
>>703160293
Imagine how I felt without someone preparing me for it first.
>>703156037
My brain is full of fuck
>>703153023
Lol i lost so hard after about 10 seconds
>>703157002
Fuckin saved
>>703158135
Flipper boy on efukt
>>703155948
Stupid thieving niggers.
>>703158176
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
>>703159077
>You don't have to tell me what happened but you need to eat all of the eggs.
>>703154228
nice jokes real funny See u at FUCK YOUJ
>>703159920
you mad that you couldn't refund your lifesavings you threw away for the bernie campaign, you cuckold?
>>703158341
i bet it thought the implant scar was a mouth
>>703159953
I could shut this thread down in an instant, seeing as it is my post. But I am keeping it alive puring on the chance that she is getting a hell of a lot of calls and texts. And so I can teach you morons a thing or two. You seem to think you can oust me in my own Kingdom? I basically own half the threads on /b/. This board basically bows to me on the daily. If I could I would just turn its wrath on you on an instant. But im enjoying this little back and forth with all of you. Just pray you toe the line while youre ahead faggots.
NEW YLYL BREAD
>>703162041
>>703155466
Scared by long sentences?
>>703155597
Put Bios backup battery in microwave for 15 seconds.
>>703155655
>Anonymous
Fuck u I lost
>>703154228
Nig
New Bread
>>703162041
>>703160486
I don't have it sorry. It's about some kid farting on his dad's bedroom wall.
>>703154228
carrots
>>703159127
Would you be so kind as to change the filenames? THEY AIN'T FUNNY AT ALL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM9x7dZo5ns
>>703157002
It's a good thing he's already in the hospital
>>703158135
FLIPPER BOYY
>>703154228
fuck you man
>>703159395
the word "kike" is where "ku klux klan" comes from. learn to know what "kike" means.
>>703154228
fuck
>>703154685
Hey, ancientfag from the days of /b/ 2003 and 2004. Came back today. Can confirm this is the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen on /b/.
>>703161504
it's acer, it's upside down
