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Ask an Army Fag Anything. I'll be here all night.
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Ok.. Question 1:
Why you in BDU's?
Those things been out of service a good while now :P
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Why didn't you actually be a man and go marines?
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kill anyone yet?
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>>703153240
This Jarhead at least has an Updated uniform :P
Where's yours OP?
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>>703153180
These are not BDU's. These are Multicams. This is the Army uniform you wear if you are curently deployed to Afganistan.
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>ITT I'm a stolen valor fag, ama
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>>703153240
Uncle Sam pays me to shoot Shit, and Kill Things. Not lick Windows.
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where are you stationed?
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>>703153265
Not yet..new Army doesnt deply much anymore.
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>>703153379
Better uniform view :P that distance looks like ol'
BDUs
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>>703153803
Deploy.
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>>703153813
Not even a close color scheme to BDU's but given the benifit of a doubt Civilians dont know much, I'll apologize for the view. They are not BDU's.
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>>703154091
>Civilians
ok show me the Velcro :P
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>>703152744
> not an officer
> not striving to lead
> kek
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>>703154356
Officers are those preppy ass college kids who were fed by a silver spoon their entire life and doesnt even know the full meaning to what being in the Army is Like.
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>>703154703
>never met an officer who were NCO's before officers
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>>703152744
>>703153240

What do you service members think about the 2 choices for your next commander in chief?
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>>703154874
Because those sure are common, right?
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>>703154921
I dont want either of them, and I'm getting out because of it.
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>>703152744

Cover on knee... brick hallway... Ha! CQ, sux to be you. MOS?
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>>703152744

I actually have a couple questions.

1) Do you have to salute a superior when you're "off duty"? Like if you run into the guy at McDonalds or something?

2) Do you have to salute superiors in other branches of the military?

3) Can superior officers in other branches give you an order?

I've always wondered these things.
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>>703154874
Its very rare to find those. Dont get me wrong, only a few i respect. But most of them.. Are straight out of College thinking they can lead 33 dudes into combat when they cant even make it out of a land nav course.
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>>703155067
I seen plenty in my days. We had a ratio of 3:1.
Officers who were NCOs against the creampuffs in my unit.
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>>703155195
11B Infantry. Staff Duty.
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>>703152744
How hard is the work? During bootcamp and after?
Deployed?
I have glasses and they have pretty much held me back in every regard. Totally blind without em. Would I fare well? I fear I wouldnt. Thats whats stopped me from enlisting.
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>>703154874

The best Officers I worked under were Mustangs (NCOs turned Officer)
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>>703155255
All 3 of them No.
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>>703155255
I can answer that :
1. No, but you do greet them with respect or the Greeting of the day.
2. Yes
3. Only if they are working with you or you did something that makes them have to.
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>>703155068
Smart choice.
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>>703152744
Hahahah how is CQ?
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>>703155513
>>703155516

Alright... who's telling the truth here...
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>>703154703
> didn't go to college
> didn't do particularly well at school
> put in the hard yards and worked multiple jobs at once before being accepted
> did a 1.5 year officer course, one of the best army courses in the world
> no one else responsible for my success, just me
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>>703153240
>man
>marine

Pick 1
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>>703155368
Ive seen dudes get kicked out of reception because of bad eye sight so No, dont think you would be able to.

And for the physical part.. Yes sometimes my job is very physically demanding and I come home dripping in sweat and smelling like Grass, BO, and CLP.
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Why did you join?
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Here's a question: WHY THE FUCK CAN'T MILITARY PERSONNEL BE ARMED ON GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING MILITARY BASES?!?!!?

>Nidal Hassan
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>>703155255
Not OP but
1. No
2. Technically we're supposed to salute all superior officers of the US military and our allies. I saluted a coastie once (Im in the Navy).
3. Yeah as long as it's a lawful order. I have never encountered this.
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>>703154356
>officer
>lead

Hahah topkek.
When butterbars think they know more than an E-9
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>>703155729
Good for you, did I fucking ask You?
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>>703155675
tbh, my answers are for the superiors who are kinda douchebags.. I seen people like that who will yell at you while you're shopping with you wife and kids cause you didn't say "Good day sir"
:P
Also captcha loves storefronts
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>>703155845

Allies too? That's fuckin weird. How the hell would they expect a soldier to know the rank insignias of all our godddamn allies?
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>>703155771
Ive been to MEPS. I passed all that shit, and they were gunna pass me. Never took the oath.
I just fear if Im exercising or in the field ya know, lose em, crush em, etc. Id be fucked.
What does your job consist of?
I was thinkin infantry but I heard its not a hot ticket right now.
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>>703155838
I joined to take care of my gf at the time to make sure she got the treatments she needed. She left me right before Basic Training.
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>>703152744
first, check um

next, whats your fav and least fav thing about army

And do all the other guys your with act a little over manly, like trying way to hard to be masculine
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>>703156011
They don't.
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>>703156050
Fucking jody got my girl too
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>>703156050
Have fun being a government cog for literally no reason.
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>>703156018
Before you enter basic, you go through ANOTHER MORE ADVANCED screening because the army has to issue you glasses and if they feel you are too blind, they'll kick you out.
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>>703155936
Nope but your misguided opinion on officers needed some adjusting. Don't know how it is in the US Army but if your opinion is that bad then maybe the officers aren't the best.
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>>703155845

I hate Navy ranks. I've saluted my fair share of Petty Officers of some kind. Saw the stupid Eagle before I saw the chevron. I shoulda known better considering they looked like they were fresh from Boot.
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>>703156178
>>703156149
I dont regret it. If it wasnt for the army, i would not have gotten to meet my wife.

My son is almost Born so Im pretty happy.
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>>703156263
Ah gotcha. I was gunna join marines and they were gung hoe set on puttin me in. I just thought about it and said na.
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I once considered joining the army, but I was told by someone (don't remmber who) I wouldn't be accepted because I have psoriasis. It's a mild case but I was told the military considers it a chronic disease.

True?
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Why did you choose literally the worst job in America for shit pay? Did you get dropped on your head as an infant?
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>>703156011
It's not a big deal, most of the time when I see foreign soldiers/sailors I'm in civvies so I don't give a fuck. But at training there was this one British officer. The only dude on base with a weird uniform and a beard. Guy was actually pretty cool.
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>>703156327
I am in a pretty shitty unit when most of the leadership does everything by the book and still manages to fuck things up.
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>>703156420
You know you get leave for that right? Plus you're in garrison so it shouldn't be a problem
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>>703156448
That depends.. I had 20/200 Vision and they still took me :P.. without my glasses I can't see anything untill it's hitting my face
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>>703156420
good luck man. i hope you stay happy
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>>703156567
Lemme guess. 25th ID?
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>>703156500
It was never about the money.
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>>703156418
Happens all the time, anon. Enlisted military personnel aren't exactly geniuses.
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>>703156583
Im well aware.
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>>703156056
>>703156056
>>703156056
>>703156056
answerrrrrr
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Oh the E4 mafia. Laziest bunch of pricks in the entire US military. Show up late, delegate anything possible so you don't have to actually do anything. Got your lifetime supply of monster and vape knob gobbler?
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>>703156767
Neither are the officers
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>>703156448

If it's a medically documented/diagnosed case of Psoriasis, then yes. Chronic conditions that need regular application of medication could be a liability.

Now if you happened to go to MEPS in between a flare up and say you don't have any conditions thay you are aware of (as long as its undocumented)...
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>>703153240
I would bet money money you're a POG.

Marine POGs are just as soft as army POGS.

sling lead or STFU
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>>703156448
If there's a chance it can progress into something worse then you most likely won't be allowed - Even if you went to MEPS, for having almost any rash you'll get DQ'd and have to go back for consult.
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>>703156676
Guess.
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>>703156933
Not the anon youre replyin to, but whats a POG?
Are they that bad?
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Another Army fag here willing to answer questions
To start: mos 92F
Station, Ft Riley (wont give unit due to fact about to deploy opsec bs blah blah)
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>>703153265
>>703153354
Wow two idiots, one thread. My new favorite porn.
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>>703156834
Confirmed 100% true.
>tfw been E-4 for almost 3 years
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>>703157003
Ahh 1st cav.
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>>703157058
Little late there Slowbro
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>>703156834
> E-4 sham masters
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>>703156833
Im in the Infantry, so that mean everything is one big Pissing contest. But in the end, we are all normal dudes with Minor drinking problems and far too many dick jokes.

Also, worst thing: being treated like a child when someone else does something stupid.

Best thing? Going shooting at the range, living moments you can never have again with your buddies.
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>>703157227
Eh just got here.
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>>703157028

"Person Other-than Grunt"

Applies to anyone not in the Combat Arms field
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>>703152744
Do you like green tea?
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>>703157116
How have you not made Sgt yet?
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>>703157052
Whats Opsec?
How hard is it?
How hard is it to get the job?
Do u enjoy it?
Stories, details?
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>>703157116
Fuckin kek.
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>>703155747
Fuck YOU faggot CHECK EM faggots
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>>703157415
Watch out for b8
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>>703156420
Your son or your wife's son? Hello?
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>>703157348
So literally everyone else but combat.
Why use it as a negative term for enlisteds tho?
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>>703157415
OPSEC?
That's Operation Security..
My unit used OPSEC only as a social media thing.. like don't tell people where you are when deployed to a combat zone.
>>703157243
I made the privates call us the E-4Overlords
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>>703157495
So undisciplined..
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This may or may not be the threat to ask, I'm not sure.

The missus and I are considering a move to Florida. I'm an IT guy, and in looking for jobs down there on Indeed I see a lot available that I would qualify for but they are all on military bases with top secret security requirements. So...

1) Can civilians get "top secret" security clearances or are these jobs for military personnel only? Cuz the listings really don't specify.

2) If possible, how the hell would a civilian go about getting it?

3) Again, if possible, what are the criteria they look at in determining whether you qualify? Arrest records? Criminal records? I'm not a felon or anything but I've got a DUI from about 11 years ago and a municipal disorderly conduct from about 5 years ago. Also got arrested once for "going armed while intoxicated" but it was a self-defense situation and the prosecutor just flat out dropped it - I really never should have even been arrested. I'm also pretty anti-government. Not that I'm gonna jihad or anything I just can't stand what the US government has become and I shitpost about it a lot on social media. On the flip side I am VERY pro law enforcement and pro military. Is all of this looked at?

Thanks anon.
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>>703157371
I hate Tea.
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>>703152744
What was your rank and are you still serving?
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>>703157003
hood?
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>>703157052

Prior service Anon-here. First time down range?
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>>703157635
TLDR
Fuck you
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>>703157617
I know E-4's are great at delegation. Dont feel like doing something, get a private to do it.
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>>703157682
Rank is Specialist and yea still serving.
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>>703157696
Newfag?
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>>703157391
I'm content with mediocrity.
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Have you had to shoot anyone.
If yes i have more to the question.
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>>703157415
opsec is operations security
how hard is my job? my job is easy as hell actually. I initially joined as a 68K but was reclassed way back in AIT due to needs of the army. I am a fueler. My job differs from day to day. Some times i am in the motor pool walking around bullshitting other days im at the airfield filling up blackhawks or some of our CH-48s
You pick your job during the meps process but you wont officially have your job until after basic nd after you graduate AIT. I enjoy my job the only thing that makes it difficult can be leadership. like my plt sgt is really cool but our company commander is not very nice but luckily she leaves next month. Not like it matters for me though I am one of 4 deploying from my unit really soon.
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>>703158020
My Nigga.
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>>703157696
Hood is 4th ID...
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>>703157635
Yes you can get the clearance. They background check your and ask for references.

someone used me as a reference once and an Agent pulled me out of work and asked questions about that person. it was pretty straight forward but I had no warning so a little confused on why a federal agent was interviewing me.

I'm assuming these jobs pay well, it;s worth it. Just use good people for the references in case they interview about you.
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>>703158101
OP here.
I have not killed anyone myself. Theres a prior service dude in here who might have.
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>>703158020
The true E-4 way..
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>>703157741
Yes this is my first deployment. I'm excited to go and actually get to do my job and possibly take "warheads to foreheads" as my first sergeants likes to say
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>>703157986
as in ft hood you dumbass ?
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>>703156933
Man I'm down in the motor pool for 14 hours day trying to repair the shitty ass trucks and still go out to the field for 2 months at a time to train. Being a grunt at this point seems like heaven
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>>703158310
Fuckin Nice dude. Good Luck DownRange.
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>>703158121
1st cav is at hood....the patch in picture...
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>>703158310
IEDs are a motherfucker..
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Story time::

>Be E4
>Be Assistant Squad leader
>Whole Squad Mexican
>new E1 shows up
>Sgt says, "Go meet him before you go home"
>Roger that Sgt
>Private is kentucky as fuck
>locks in parade rest seeing me
>told him to relax after laughing at him
>shake his hand and introductions occur
>our squad is family, you need to get close with the Sgt
>he smiles and agrees
>tomorrow when you meet him u be like us.. say "what's up joto"
>didn't believe me
>my crewpartner shows up
>shake his hand "What's up joto"
>"Hooah Joto"
>Day Ends
>Next morning
>new private is late
>walks down the courtyard of barracks arms up
>Stares right at Sgt, "WAAATSSS AWWWUP JOTOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>whole squad laughs
>poor new private smoked as sgt quietly asks "why did you call me a faggot"
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>>703152744
do kinda edgy cringe not in shape people make it past boot camp? my ex friend just went off to boot camp and im wondering if he will make it
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>>703152744
Air Force nco here....where you stationed
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>>703158371
OP is a grunt. And I also spend my days in the motor pool because i am a M2A3 Bradley gunner.
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>>703158428
The 4th ID was at hood too at one point though
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>>703158371
idk man my 88m buddy's still have it better than I did as an 11b. the fuck fuck game are real were I'm from
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>>703158524
Go fuck yourself Pussy.
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>>703158401
Appreciate it. I was told most of my time would be spent at our farp but some of the guys we already have there that i am supposed to be replacing have told us they go outside the wire a lot. I think i would prefer to stay inside the fob
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>>703158524
make me some godamn coffee
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>>703158504
Hahaha that's great!
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>>703157635

1) yes. Companies prefer clearance holders, but can conditionally hire someone with the stipulation that they're eligible for a clearance

2) A clearance is only granted to someone in a position requiring access and need to know.

3) Google single-scope background check
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>>703158592
I mean even I went grunts right now I still wouldn't see shit. I wasted 3 years already in the marines and only seen oki. Pretty disappointing. Wish I could of seen something so I will never talk about the marines once I'm out
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>>703158235
hmm... not sure if his answer will be legit or just piss for you guys then.
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>>703158564
well I guess you're cool...shoulda been light Inf though like us real men.

JK I'm sick of rucking everywhere I fucking go,
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>>703158477
As far as i know i wont be doing any sort of convoy sort of excursions but shit if you know the army then you know they dont tell you anything until last minute. I am about to go on leave fro a couple weeks starting next week go home and see my mom before this deployment
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>>703158524
Comfy chair?
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>>703156178
Faggot child detected
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>>703158703
I was always told dont go looking for a Fight, but if the time comes, Fight for you, your buddies, and Family. At the end of the day, its either gonna be you, or the Enemy.
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>>703158646
Lol how exactly am i a pussy for being in the air force?
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>>703158524

>CID detected
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>>703158867
And that's what aviation is for...
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>>703158842
yeah It's too late now. I was in when Afghanistan was still fun. now all my friends in complain about the new gen of shitty privates and garrison life.
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>>703158867
I take pride in my Job and Gave up on my dreams of going Airborne.
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>>703158727
Lol I'm not a fucking no striper fag. I get people to make me coffee. It is the exact reason why we are one rank ahead of the active duty military.
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>>703152744
Why were you too scared to join the marines?
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>>703158989
The fact that you're in the Airforce just tells me i dont even have to look at you to know i can Beat you.
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>>703158869
That's the army way. Don't you love standing around waiting for a formation thats supposed to start at 1100 hrs and doesn't actually start until 1300 hrs?
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>>703159074
same man, that airborne contract just wasn't there for me.. My top signed me up for Air assault but my pre-deployment training schedule fucked that up.
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>>703158504
>Be deployed
>Squad has special tasks for being badass
>dinner time
>SSG tells Kentucky to go get dinner and bring him soup cause he's a bit sick
>takes longer than everyone else
>comes back with all of our food
>gives SSG a bowl
>I got you "Kweeso soup"
>wut.mpeg
>It's Kweeso
>Spell it...
>"Q-U-E-S-O"
>YOU FUCKING BROUGHT ME A BOWL OF CHEESE?
>Kentucky's face turned pale
>squad laughing so hard
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>>703158878
When i hit SNCO in a few months you bet your ass I'm going to be in one
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>>703159226
Marines are fuckin gay. Army is just less Gay.
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>>703159317
How is being a pussy less gay than not being a pussy?
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>>703153537
MaRInes do nothing but talk shit and sit around and do nothing. fucking Navy fags. youre all the same.
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>>703158908
It is supposed to be 9 months but they have talked about the possibility of 14 months. I am okay will 9 but 14 seems like a stretch to me. I am excited and nervous all the same being my first deployment i dont know what to expect and stronger men than myself have come back fucked up in the head and stuff. So i am trying to stay focused and just have my own experience
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>>703159279
Front leaning rest position....move!
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>>703155368
Eh, me and my brother are both blind as bats, I got into the marines and he got into the navy just fine, you'll get to wear glasses so I mean as long as you can see with them you'll be fine.
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>>703159248
hurry up and wait hooah lol
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>>703159237
Beat me in what exactly? Filing fucking sand bags? Cause I'll happily watch your ass fill em while I'm relaxing with my feet up on my desk till important stuff goes down
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>>703159300
I heard they come standard in the chairforce when you join.
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>>703159274
Theres never a right time to further only one mans career.. Its bullshit and I learned the Army doesnt care about you, as one person. Only by a mass amount of people.
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>>703159493
You got it
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>>703159380
well if you are going to Afghanistan most the fighting is pretty died down. with 14 months you get 2 week leave half way through to go home., with 9 months you don't..and with that combat pay 14 will give you time to save up some bank.

I'll take 14 months anyday of the week.
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>>703159534
Nah. Well when you hit SrA you get a padded seat. At SSgt you get arm rests. Im a TSgt at the moment and my chair leans back. It doesn't get good took MSgt
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ITT - People that didn't join the marines because they were scared of a harsher training
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>half right face
>front leaning rest position, move
>in cadence
>exercise
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>>703159717
So at what rank do you get a laz-e-boy?
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>>703159810
Marines are great for people who don't want actual skills outside of the military.
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>>703159851
1...2...3...1!...1..2...3...2!...q...1....2...3!
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>>703159713
The extra pay will be nice. Hazardous and all that. I didnt know with 14 i would get 2 weeks leave within that. Okay that wouldnt be too bad then. A friend of mine was telling me i should get married when i am on leave just to get the separation pay as well but either way i will come back with more than what i have now
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>>703159511
What exactly do you even do that requires a desk you fucking Air Force flying Vagina.
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>>703159864
chief. Fun fact my chief had a laz e boy and a mini fridge filled with beer. Was a cool guy
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>>703158310

Good shit. You've probably gotten all sorts of advice already, so allow me to part with one of mine:

1) Don't blow all your f'ing money on stupid shit! Doesn't matter if you're on the biggest coalition base or shittiest fire base in BFE, Amazon will deliver.

2) Some say you see a true person's character in the heat of combat. I say you see their true character when you borrow their hard drive and find their porn collection... weird fucks...

3) Not sure if you're a smoker or not, but do partake in pre-convoy smoke breaks. That could be one of the last opportunites to bond with you bros
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>>703160051
He is a weatherman.
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>>703160087
Good shit. My buddy had a pilot that kept a cooler in the back of the chinook
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>>703160051
3D0. Server guy. Had to upgrade to TS to work with lockheed in a secure skiff to make sure the piece of shit 35s don't die...though i may go diamond and be a shirt
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>>703159055
Dude it's literally retarded here. Just straight garrison. Command is retarded. The amount of field ops we do. I'm in artillery so you already know motor t is worked to death
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>>703160365
>command is ALWAYS retarded. No matter where you go.
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>>703160091
1) I will need to watch that then, I didnt know amazon could deliver to my fob
2) LMAO! We were told no porn or sex or drinking while deployed. I will just avoid borrowing computers.
3) I dont smoke but valid point i will keep that in mind
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>>703160356
Go get a real Job.
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>>703160279
Hah nice.
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>>703160527
My buddy had a terabyte of porn downrange..he supplied us all.
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>>703160540
Lol oh a real job....pretty sure server admin and network infrastructure is a real job ya grunt. We always have to look after you guys on occasion to make sure you aren't looking down your own barrel
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>>703158504
>Be E4
>Be Assistant to the Squad leader
That position is made up as fuck
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>>703159074
Air borne isn't that cool
Go sf and get halo
Almost any pleb can go ab
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>>703160561
Funny story behind that cooler though..
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>>703160647
There are always amnesty hard drives.....always. they float around filled with porn and movies. Just don't be an idiot and throw it on the network
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>>703160527

They say no porn, but they won't go through your laptop. As for sex... deployment goggles are real. That 2 becomes an 8 after a few months in country. Alcohol... just don't, not if you want to keep your rank.
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>>703160879
Go on.....
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>>703160923
Yup. Porn and anime..we were sickfucks
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>>703152744
Good luck on CQ shitbag. Don't let sergeant major catch you sleeping.
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>>703160974
Fuck is this right....there will be navy and air force sluts giving it up left and right (atleast they were on my deployment) fuck bunkers in skiffs and shit. When i was not married i fooled around with this maj. Cause of that exact reason. And since she was an officer she had her own room
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>>703161029
You are not wrong lol
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>>703153180
>>703154222
>>703153813

>:P

And then you wonder why people die in war, jesus fucking crist
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>near end of service
>broken down from constant PT
>Actually Disabled, service connected
>Can barely walk, but motivation fuels me
>hold all battalion drill records for my MOS
>AFPT, still run 2 miles and complete in 14 minute
>not bad for a broke dick who needs to only make it in 18+minutes
>Kentucky proud to run next to me whole time
>good job man but you need to be faster
>Kentucky is confused
>we are going back to El Paso, we all will lose 1-2 minutes there, if I lose 1 or 2 minutes I still pass..
>didn't believe me
>El paso
>AFPT
>made it in 16 Minutes
>Kentucky made it in 17
>Watch him get shown the door before I finish outprocessing for being broken
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>>703160977
> be buddy
>160th nightstalkers crewchief
> in afghanistan flying in a 47
>"sir, uuummm were taking fire from enemy at our 6"
>....and they just hit your cooler
>thosemotherfuckers.jpg
>bank left
>buddy proceeds to light their world on fire with minigun
>don't hit the captains cooler
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>>703160974
Deployment goggles lol Are you saying locals? Well fuck. I am hoping to come back as E4 with my P status but i dont know if they do promotion boards downrange or what
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>>703161261
It's all women giving it to other branches hoping people they know don't find out
Sloots all of em
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>>703160091
>this

I was on a little cop behind an afghani district center for a year, Amazon fuckin delivers.
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>>703161407
They are trying to medically discharge me before i rank up. I keep fighting it but the surgery on my back has taken its toll
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>>703161446
Not locals, burkah city. Lots of female soldiers though unfortunately.
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>>703161428
Lol if that is fucking true that's awesome
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why are you a faggot instead of a marine?
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>>703161530
I hear ya, I was Specialist Promotable on the way out, I was getting my stripes
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E-7 got caught fucking an E-4 during my deployment..and our support unit had a prostitution ring, gambling and a distillery operation going. Command found out, hell broke loose
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>>703161456
I believe it. Shit gets pretty crazy on deployments. Fuck they also get nuts back at home base when most of your band gets deployed....a lot of lonely wives
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>>703159237
Implying there aren't af jobs that do way more taticool shit than you
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>>703160974
>That 2 becomes an 8 after a few months in country

Truth. I kept an eye on this redhead major throughout my deployment. Whenever we'd refit at KAF, she'd get foxier as the months dragged on. Went from a 5 to a 9 pretty quick

>tfw I still occasionally jerk off to her
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>>703161612
I dont think he was bullshitting. 160th pretty much do what they want...fucking special operations..
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>>703161787
They just love the attention they're not used to getting
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>>703161736
We had a Derpy Captain for a while, when we deployed a female SGT got to have leave super early. It was discovered they been fucking and he got her pregnant,
She was sent back for an abortion.
She got knocked back to E-1 and the Cap was replaced by a Bad ass Captain.
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>>703161446

Its like beer goggles (where alcohol impairs your judgement is when it comes to women and beauty standards ). In this case, deployment goggles impair your judgment, with regards to your standards becoming non-existant the longer you are in country with no decent looking women around.

And yes, promotion boards still go on in country. Its just harder if you're forward deployed or if your company is scattered across different bases.
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>>703161880
Worked with them
Ridiculous shit confirmed
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>>703161837
PJ's..
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>>703161736
Shit we had our commander, full bird doing shit like that. He was fucking cool as hell though. He just....retired early out of no where sadly. Was a huge jack daniels fan. Popped that bitch open at 0900 a lot
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>>703161880
Fucking awesome. Never worked with them sadly
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>>703153379
>Everyone in the army is getting Multicams. If you still own and wear ACU's you are a fucking shitbag.
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>>703161973
Yup. I was slotted to go..then had new orders cut because they didn't need any more personnel. Ended up going to Hawaii instead
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>>703161984
And Cct, sowt, tacp, eod if you wanna stretch it
If you're a pog you'll maybe work with a tacp bro at best #pleb
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>>703152744
Do you know you're a terrorist or do you still let other people think for you?
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>>703162112
I keep a freshly Pressed set of DCU's in my closet.. to remind me of the struggle.
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>>703161912
Without a doubt. During the fall if they had a rake at their front door turned upside down, they were ready for fucking. I think winter bands it was a shovel, spring was a broom, and i don't know what summer was
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>>703162126
I was at ab with a dude that was in their surviving the cut
Funny shit, he was a pleb that got "captured"
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>>703162008
Yeah. Most full birds are cool af. Ours was crazy. Prior ranger and sf. Ended up being a kiowa pilot, dude was at gunnery range and spent all his ammo in the kiowa. Ended up taking his side arm out and shooting out the door
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>>703162275
Ah who am i kidding,me too. Don't fucking wear them.
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>>703162363
Dude sounds cool as shit
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>>703162098
We worked with JSOC a few times as support.
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>>703162290
Lol
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>>703153379
Those are fucking OCPs you garrison fuck.
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Only thing I wear is my Field Jacket
I keep expecting some random NCO to try to accuse me of False Valor because my unit patch is 108th Brigade with an Airborne Tab on top.
When I was a private (also just before ACU Field Jackets were issued) 108th was tied to an airborne unit. I had to wear a Maroon beret and everything DX.
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>>703162363
We had a ltcol that straight up knocked a kid out cause he was snowboarding and ran into his family. That was caught on tape...whose mother was like a sheriff or something. Nicest dude ever, would let people drink at that pilot bar we had at like 3, and let you rolled out as long as you aren't blasted drunk. Sadly he had to retire before the media destroyed him
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>>703162445
He was crazy and a ninja. Snuck up on me one time.."hooah specialist" i turned around and was staring him in the face. Proceeded to bullshit. He ended up getting his 1 star after we came back from downrange
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>>703162731
I wear my woobie...
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>>703161854

Oooh KAF... Nothing beats grabbing a bite to eat at the boardwalk and scoping out all the Air Force, Navy, and coalition chicks in their PTs.
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Combat Engineers lead the way. Fuck the rest of you faggots
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>>703162786
That's shitty. We had a Chief who got busted driving drunk on post a day before he was to retire...that poor bastard got the book thrown at him..
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>>703162928
If you ever end up at lackland during bmt graduation, holy shit the amount of sluts that show up for some of these kids. A good watch for sure
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>>703162931
Wildly in accurate statement, I get pride in your job
But unless you're an sf level operator you're always following
Stop lying to yourself and your friends back home
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>>703152744
Did u just join the army to be cool and cause u get paid
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>>703163074
Can confirm
Currently tdy at lackland
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>>703162928
The Australians are hot af. Fun fact: the russians bring their own prostitutes with them.
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>>703162931
Go build a bridge somewhere.
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>>703163175
Lol shut the fuck up fag. I know how shit works around here.
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>>703163238
Tdy? How is your vacation?
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>>703163175
thats 12C not 12B
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>>703163319
This butt hurt over the truth
Kek
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>>703155513
I feel like you don't know what you're talking about.
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>>703163423
Inaccurate*
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>>703163062
The military takes fucking duis insanely seriously. My one fuck face full bird straight up said if you drink and drive, and get caught. Kill yourself before i get there because the rest of your life is done.


You could do a line of coke off a E-1s asshole while burning a fucking orphanage down and not get into as much trouble.

True Story: nigger chick airman literally stabbed her boyfriend. Boyfriend was drunk and drove away from her, his life is over and nothing literally happened to the cunt.

But females have it easy in the military and get away with anything
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>>703160878
>any pleb can be airborne
We're 1% of the 1%
If anyoke can be airborne then go earn your fucking wings.
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>>703163405
I fucking love tdys. Make bank all the time
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>>703163580
I got my jump wings in 2011
When you get halo wing I'll consider you a man
Until then you're a wannabe
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>>703163554
This is true. And the shitty thing about it was is the chief that got busted was a W-5..so that made it even shittier
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>>703152744
Why do you retards have a ton of useless acronyms?
>Where are you going ?
>OH THE DS TOLD ME TO TAKE THE IED TO THE ICU AND SHOVE IT UP THE POW'S ASS . CS:GO ALPHA BRAVO TANGO !
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>>703163244

03163244

Its benn years, but I wanna say the Norwegians/Swedish chicks were my fave.
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>>703163803
God damn that sucks
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>>703163405
I'm instructing selection for cct/sowt dudes
It's great I fuck them up all day workout go to my hotel room
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>>703163671
Who doesn't love tdy?
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>>703163830
It's the military
Full retard is the only option
I do my best to say shit just for jimmes
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>>703163889
He knew better..
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>>703163965
Free room, free money, can do whatever you want. Shit is so great. I can't wait to go back to san antonio where I'll just literally sit for a meeting for maybe 3 hours and have a whole week to do whatever
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>>703164066
Yeh. But still.
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>>703163904
Anybody drop out yet?
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>>703163580
I'm assuming you do nothing and recently gradated
1% or the 1% Kek nobody cares
The hardest part of the course was the stupidity and manonity of the army fucks
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>>703164156
It's nice. Tdy is sham centcom
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>>703164234
This can't be a real question
But yes
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>>703164229
Yup got kicked out with nothing. It was pretty savage..
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>>703164395
I figured as much..mind over matter..
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>>703164425
Not even forced retirement huh? Damn stripped of it all
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>>703164066
It's weird I've seen shit go both ways for good and shitty people
Some get the book other get the broom under the rug
I think it's a coin flip situation personally
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>>703164537
Yup. They fucked him up severely. Made an example out of him
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>>703164523
I'd say 85-90 is weak genetics and giving up on themselves and general faggotry
Nobody likes a quitter
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>>703164603
Politics..who's ass have you kissed and whose have you not.
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>>703164603
Depends who you know. If you were close to your sups, might get that treatment if your lucky. Or if you are female you will just get a free pass...might have to fuck but it is better than getting fucked
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>>703164795
>>703164808
Accurate
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>>703164755
Especially when you're in the shit next to them. Weed out the weak ones..
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>>703156418
>>703156418
>I hate Navy ranks. I've saluted my fair share of Petty Officers of some kind.
they literally get it all the time dont feel bad.
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>>703164940
I loved it when shit bags quite
Cadre did too
Basically a few minute break while they mock him
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>>703156050
jody was at the window as soon as you concieved the idea of joining
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>>703165079
Nobody likes a shitbag. We had one in our platoon. Got caught trying to sell LSD to a CID undercover officer..
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>>703165183
Roudy as fuck
>>
Are the army really good with hand to hand combat?
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>>703165315
The best part was we got called to a formation at about 1600 hrs.. and he went front and center and we watched as the MP's hauled his ass off..holy shit it was fanfuckingtastic
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>>703165463
He didn't know why he was going front and center..many keks were had
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>>703165534
Only if everyone could have cheered as he got taken away
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>>703156050
Same happened to me
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>>703165626
Our platoon Sgt. Stripped all his shit off his uniform before he got taken away.
The look on that guy's face was priceless
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>>703165737
>Spitroasted.jpg
>>
One of my buddies hit on a tranny in Hawaii but completely by accident once.
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>>703153240
Usmc too much of a cult. Miss a haircut and DI will have an aneurysm
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>>703166031
>accident
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>>703166112
Kek
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>>703166112
sik excuse
how about you say you just like the army
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>>703162112
Wanna talk to my ssgt. About that there comment. I have no idea why but he refuses to wear ocp's
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>>703166292
maybe he enjoys getting confused for air force
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>>703166136
>be us
>weekend
>walking down the street and spot a 10/10 cutie from afar
>she comes closer and 2 of us look and spot an Adam's apple
>our friend doesn't and he is drunk af.
>don'tdoitbro.jpg
>chases after it
>hey girl what's up your cute
>he/she turn around and in a very manly voice asks him how much he wants to pay
>TOPKEK.jpg
>he turn around and walks back towards us
>we never let him live that down
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>>703166522
what branch
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>>703166613
Army
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>>703152744
how do you like killing children for oil?
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Parked in a CSM parking spot before and got caught by the CSM.
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>>703166999
did you died?
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>>703166278
I'm in the army pusnuts.
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>>703166292
Ocps are fucking nice. Wish i could lose my abus for them full time. The af need to get on that shit and just not in deployed locations
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>>703152744
after getting her Bachelor's in Hospitality Management from TT Technical Institute of Technological Technology (at 29 y.o.), so automagically got e-4.
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>>703166985
Leavenow
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>>703167119
thats what im saying
rather than make excuses just say you like your branch
fagboi
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>>703167046
>be me
>E-4
>briefing and couldn't find a parking spot because no parking spots
>CSM parking only
>whatever, he won't find out
>next day
>hey specialist bring your squad leader and go see the Sgt. Major
>ohshitfuckfuckfuck.jpg
>the fuck did you do?
>go see CSM
>walk in office
>CSM snaps to parade rest for me
>oh Sgt.Major anon, i didn't know rhat was ylur parking spot
>sarcasmisreal.jpg
>squad leader trying not to laugh his ass off
>weekend extra duty
>not so bad
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Could be worse OP, you could be stuck stationed in Alaska.

And not the "Oh cool, Anchorage" Alaska, no.
The "middle of jackfuckistan Fairbanks" kind of Alaska.
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