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Been a while since I've done this. What should I say /b?
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>>703150585
More info.
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>>703150585
Eat a dick and mind your business
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>>703150667
What's that on your nose? Art?
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Can I tie some dental floss around your nose ring and lead you around like a steer?
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I have a pretty big hard-on and it won't cone down.
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>>703150585
Same. I don't think we should chat anymore.
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>>703151211
WINRAR
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>>703151211
fuck, winrar
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>>703151211
Stand by you fuck.
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just finished masturbating to your pictures
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>>703151301
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>>703150585
What is she to you?
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>>703151425
Thanks, OP. You weren't a faggot and actually delivered. I wish you luck in your future endeavors.

If dubs/trips say: "I just can't deal with someone like you."
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>>703151533
Matched with her on tinder so.... nothing really.
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>>703151579
roll
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>>703151579
>Thanks for not being a faggot OP
Anytime anon. Anytime.
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>>703151755
I'll accept this since she hasn't responded. Stand by.
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>>703151755
Holy Kek.
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>>703151755
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>>703152002
What now?
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>>703152089
Please don't message me anymore.
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>>703152163
Reroll
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>>703152089
Does this count as being moody?
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i can't draw art but I can do poems ;)
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>>703152163
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lay on this here dick bitch
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>>703152238
Roll for this
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>>703152237
you're so pretty you make me really nervous sorry
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>>703152163
This.
And add, "And by the way, it's lying, not laying."
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>>703152163

Rollin
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>>703152377
Niccceee stand by.
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lay that ass on this here dick bitch then my dick can be your bed
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>>703152377
Win
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sharpie in the pooper
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lay that fat ass up on this fat dick and then my dick will be your bed u fat ass ho
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>>703152377
Does this sound faggish to anyone else?
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lay that fat ass up on this fat dick then my dick will be and then my dick will be your bed u fat ass ho dick
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>>703152494
rerolllerino
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Haha. Sorry that was my attempt at trying to be funny xD. I'm so fucking lonely
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you shouldn't say anything
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Your clitoris is literally bigger than my penis. Do you even have a vagina hole?
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>>703152603
thats the point dobby
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>>703152603
Next?
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dick in mouth now
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>>703152494
dubs get
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>>703152603
Of course it does, it sounds like you're autistic.
>If dubs, post
>>703152514
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>>703152089
My parents anally raped me with a metal rod when I was eleven after baseball practice one day.
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lets kill niggers
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>>703152708
it's goofy time
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"a pretty girl like you must have a sexy pair of knees... Present?"
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>>703152708
trash can be art in certain contexts =)
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Do you hate niggers and kikes as much as I do?
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Wait. I DO think you're trash. But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna bust my nut in your cum receptacle.
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>>703152867
rrolllllllerelellelel
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lay that fat ass dick on my sweet little ass and call it a dick
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girl you need more confidence
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>>703152868
rerell
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>>703152866
Winzip
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>>703152866
Stand by winrar.
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>>703152866
Kek
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>>703152866
winrar
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Not trash but pretty close I'd say. I'm just in this for your snake hole
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>>703152866
Really out of context but still good.
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At nerd? More like "suicide watch list".
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Hi I'm Rick Harrison best I can give you for the nose ring is 35ยข
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>>703152868
rolloo
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I don't need goofy. But the trashy part of you (which is all of you) can get stuffed with my cock
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you deserve all of my dick
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Have you ever "gone black" if you know what I mean? ;-)
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>>703153121
Fucking lol. Roll
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>>703152868
rolling for this
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>>703152868
reroll
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>>703153085
What did we mean by this anons?
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>>703153121
This is pretty good. Best I can do is a reroll
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>>703153121
Roll
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>>703152708
I think I like you more than a friend... do you feel the same
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Ssseeeeexxxxxx
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>>703153085
that last one wasnt nearly as good as the others
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Let me just ask - when are we going to hook up? Daddy needs his balls drained.
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>>703153255
Win
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>>703152868
rollun'
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Oh and I do think you're trash. I want to just wear that puss hole bloody and be done with you honestly
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I need to see those knees please
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Hey I have this rare condition that require you to rim my asshole otherwise I kidnap and rape you, think you could oblige?
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>>703153268
fucking roll this
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>>703153254
No fucking idea
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>>703152868
rll
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>>703153254
im a paraplegic and obsessed with other peoples healthy knees =D
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>>703153268
roll
Let's try to get OP laid.
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>>703153372
roll
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>>703153372
Rolling
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>>703153255
Do I have to? That might fuck this whole thing up...
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>>703153355
winrar
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>>703153254
Roll for: Nevermind, so we fuckin or what?
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Why do you gotta push your luck? I just want the knees... It's a simple request.
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>>703153255
Stand by.
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>>703153454
It's dubs faggo
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>>703153372
Rolling for this
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What bitch. Look you're a piece of trash just let me burr out your fox hole until it's a bloody Ruben sandwich and shut the fuck up
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I think I have a small penis, wanna see it? If you say no I'll just show you it anyway
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I just have this thing for knees.. I know it's weird but when I was younger my little sister tried to put her knee in my butthole when I was asleep and well.. It went from there :)
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>>703153454
NO DONT DO IT
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>>703153439
keik roll
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>>703153372
Kek roll
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>>703153544
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar
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>>703153454
Don't, my dubs override.
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>>703153355
>>703153355
>>703153355
>>703153355
>>703153355
FUCKING WINRAR
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>>703153454
Nah
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Put your tube socks on and we'll talk after that
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>>703153254
>he doesn't know
https://youtu.be/AWbCk9iUIn4
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>>703153085
OP, she sounds like someone will low self esteem
>if she doesn't know you, why would she assume you though she was trash?
why would she care?

I think you should try to fuck this woman, OP
I think this will benefit you well
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>>703153525
Re-roll, but you should really just post this op and get some puss
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>>703153454
Winrar here. Either do that one or
>>703153290
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Everyone type in the chat Alex is a stupid nigger
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>>703153121
Don't expect a response. You anons suck at this.
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>>703153544
Winrekt
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>>703153600
no its not someone won before him
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Baby I am a hooooorny boi an I can only kum wid knees
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"was she a great big fat person?"
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>>703153544
Do it op, stop sucking cock and do it
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WINRAR FAGGOT
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>>703153774
So, wanna hang out?
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>>703153774
Ok we're losing her. lets make this one not seriously retarded.
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>>703153774
At least you don't suck at delivering daddy :)
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>>703153254
my weenus peenus of course :D
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"God, girls that look like guys make me so hard thank you for existing, now tell me how big is your cock?"
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>>703153774
"Hey actually that was a pretty stupid joke that reading it now was not even remotely as funny as it was in my head, thanks for responding to my autism, you are very cute"
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>>703153774
Good follow through though
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Link her this thread
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Sorry I'm a bit of a nervous joker if you can't tell...
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let's use your nose ring as a butt plug
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>>703153308
rolling
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Look you piece of trash don't waste my time just send a picture of your tits
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>>703153923
Send this
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>>703153979
roll
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>>703153965
Rolling
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op is scared to say niggers and kikes too her. that was the winrar and was rolled and rolled on the roller which was also dubs
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>>703153965
roll that shit DUBS GET
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tbh I really just want have rough, dirty sex with you. like really badly.
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>>703153987
This
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>>703153979
OP roll
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>>703153923
Okay I'm sorry. Let's start over. Hi, I'm Rick Harrison :)
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>>703153979
Roll... Let's get somewhere plz
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>>703153923
Haha, let's hang out
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>>703154075
roll
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>>703153965
Check em do it faggot
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>>703154088
op winner dinner
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>>703153923
Ask if she likes death grips
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I have genital herpes
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Sorry autism kicked in... Lets start over. =)
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>>703154077
WINRAR
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>>703153987
Stand by
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Just show me your tits you whore trash basket
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>>703154075
rollarino
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>>703153544
>telling 4chan, "let's not make this retarded"

These dubs say you gotta do it
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you have a beautiful face, baby
don't be distracted by my mysterious ways
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>>703153965
GET
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>>703153965 This
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>>703154172
>>703154088
>>703153979
THIS ONE IS BETTER IDIOT
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>>703154166
Omfg nice meme but other anons won first
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>>703154075
rolll
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>>703153965
Rollin'
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It would really help to calm me down if you show me your tits
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>>703153965 reroll
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>>703154077
>>703154088
Winrar, and both are actually good
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Sorry, I was just letting some of my friends text people on my phone, how have you been?
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I think I literally felt myself become a virgin again with this one.
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>>703154305
roll
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>>703153923
R u a Guy and messing with me where u let ppl from a website called 4chan decide what say?
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>>703154075
this one.
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>>703154166
Fucking christ of course I get dubs but not the first ones
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>>703153965
got em check em boys
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how about a sensual massage??
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>>703154088
NEXT WINNER HERE
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>>703151211
/thread
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>>703154075
this one op
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Help me calm down by showing me your tits
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>>703154335
1...2...3... Go
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>>703154326
Rolll
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I wanna let you in on a secret.. I am the hacker known as 4chan...
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>>703154458
BRING UP DEATH GRIPS
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>>703154335
OP WHY DIDNT YOU.....>>703153979
fucking idiot fucking kill yourself
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>>703154075
Roll
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>>703153965
This should do it OP
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>>703154458
Touch my peepee
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>>703154075
rollllllllll
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>>703154422
>>703154458
TIMETOSTABILIZE.jpg
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>>703154458
with great difficulty...haha...maybe you would want to talk over coffee?
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Can you just show me your tits. It will help
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>>703154458
Ask her what her favorite food is
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>>703154458
I'm just gunna get all the awkwardness out of the way by telling you i wanna fuck you
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>>703154326
Roll
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>>703154422
win
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>>703154555
Checked
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>>703154555
WINRAR
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By showing me you're dick
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>>703154555
winrar by default
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>>703154458
By revealing your boipucci
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>>703154555
>>703154556
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>>703154518
One get per response. I wanted to but I gotta respect the rules.
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>>703154555
Winrar
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>>703154458
By showing me your tits
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>>703154458
Show me your breasts
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>>703154458
by staying the same =) im the unstable one here, you have nothing to change
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I actually prefer dudes, but you're close enough
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>>703154600
>>703154555
now you gotta
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>>703154555
THERE IT IS BOYS
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>>703154555
this
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>>703154075
this would be perfect now.
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Ha. I'm just kidding. I'm a pretty swell guy who used a terrible gag from 9gag like a faggot. Tell me, do you have any other piercings? If so, show.me.
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Hey do you know my friend Alex? He's a stupid guy let me tell you that, and whilst you're here let me tell you something I think you're pretty cute want to fuck?
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>>703154458
Your tits would help. Lemme see them
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>>703154555
>>703154547
do this one then dumbass
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>>703154655
winrar
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>>703154555
Thank you! Something that is coherent. Stand by.
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listen, honestly... I just really want to fuck. specifically you.
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>>703150667
OP post rest of the pics pls. Seems fuckable
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>>703154725
GET
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>>703154075
Roll
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>>703154655
KEK
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>>703154655
she said stabilize right?
WINRAR
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>>703154736
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Do you like experimental rap?
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>>703154764
roll
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After this >>703154736
ask her why she is panicing
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Have you ever had Starbucks? I heard they were like a super good coffee shop or something.
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>>703150667
>1187 IG photos

tell her you want to tribute her photos
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>>703154843
Fucking roll
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i dunno! maybe if tell me about ur childhood so we bond. ....? were u raped/anything else traumatic. i have erectile dysfunction so i understand
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>>703154655
this is too good not to send it. KEK
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You're a big guy
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>>703154655
dont be a faggot op do this
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>>703154764
>>703154764
roll
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>>703154906
rolling for this
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im crashing this date, with no survivors, cause im a big guy for you

8=========D
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When OP matches a gorgeous girl and use her for a thread
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>>703154936

Rollin on a river
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"Wanna have meaningless sex? I must warn you though I have a tendency to have unlubricated anal without given consent..."
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>>703154843
Rollerino
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>>703154840
shes gonna turn us down gently, so for the response it should be, "haha yeah i figured it would be like that, no worries ~sigh~ and here i thought id finally get a 4d waifu"
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>>703154764
rollarino
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>>703155044
Winrar
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>>703155005
>>703154906
roll
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>>703155009
roll
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>>703154936
Rollin on a river
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>>703154944
WINRAR
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>>703155021
>gorgeous
>on tinder
pick 1
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we could also hang out at my place for a smoke sesh, ya down??
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>>703155044
Win
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>>703154936
Rollin
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>>703154907
roll
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Well if not coffee then how about send me a pic of your tits.
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Wait for a reply you faggots
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>>703154770
I think she is. Hard to tell. All are face pics like this.
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>>703155044
WINNER Winner Pick this one Op
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"Ever been on 4chan?"
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>>703155139
Rerolling
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>>703155053
Yes roll. have it in reserve
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FUCCCKINNNGGGGGGGGG NOOORRRRMMIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>703155210
Check em
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As you can tell, I too am a moody little fuck and you can't tame my inner bitch
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>>703155210
Rolllll
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Can I shoot my load on your face?
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She was like 10-20 miles when we matched. Make it clever anons.
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op is a faggot
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Send her the pic and this:

How's it going bros, my name is PewDiePie!

Today, we are going to do something amazing for all my bros. So, we come along a great journey since the beginning and I want to start a new charity campaign for a good cause.

The flick is that the money you bros donate will go onto the EU's founding to support the build of a large maritime barrier to stop the sandniggers from coming in the Europe. I hope everyone can help us.

Here is the link http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1373563


Stay awesome bros

BHAAAAAAAY

>brofist
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>>703155350
Fail cunt

Also if dubs

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>703155175
Your nose ring is big enough to fit my cock in it.
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>>703155210
Roll
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>>703155371
Show me a picture of your tits and I'll come right back
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>>703155371
cars exist dumb ass
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>>703155371
Meet you half way?
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FUCK ME!!! SUCK MY DICK AND SWALLOW THE CUM LETS ME FUCK YOUR ASS LET ME EAT YOUR PUSSY
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>>703155397
I want to clarify for everyone. YOU CANT SEND PICS ON TINDER. Carry on.
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>>703155366
My first post, dubs. Check em.
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>>703155366
Winrar
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>>703155371
Maybe instead of worrying about where I am, you should be asking yourself why you're not sending me nudes right now, cunt.
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>>703155402

Rolling for the reeeee
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>>703155404
im down for this roll
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>>703155108
Hey, desperate bitches can be gorgeous too
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>>703155371
skype call it is
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>>703155371
*teleports behind you*
I'm right here, nothing personal kid.
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>>703155371
Wanna listen to some DEATH GRIPS?
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I was thinking of doing a solo mish up your way
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>>703155490
Roll
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>>703155371
I'll drive over to you, if you want.
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>>703155404
rollin rollin rollin i aint slept in weeks
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>>703155555
quints of quint
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>>703155499
FUCK I GOT DUBS AGAIN.

CAN WE MEET?
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>>703155371
I am, but my dick shortens the distance alot.
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>>703155500
>>703155499
>>703155366
Three tags gotta do it faggot
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You've passed the test. I wanted to see if you were one of those spam robots. I want to talk art with you. What do you know about Friedrich's undying wish to be with his mother?
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>>703155555
OHHHH SHIIIITT NICE
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>>703155555
do it!!
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>>703155210
Rolol
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>>703155499
Lololol
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>>703155371
Yeah, but my dick is only 124.9 miles away.
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>>703155555
INSTANT WIN
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>>703155522
Kek winrar op
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well i could commute to u if we were in a stable relationship.. do you mind putting on 20-50 pounds for me. its not too hard if you eat a lot of fatty meats
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>>703155555
OH MY GOD
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>>703155555
Oh shit. Quints overrule. Stand by.
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>>703155522
winnrar
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>>703155371
Visiting my grandma. I'll be back tomorrow.
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>>703155555
QUINTS OVERRULES ALL DUBS THIS IS A SCARED RULE THAT MUST NOT BE BROKEN
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>>703155555
quints overrides all
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>>703155555
dear lord
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>>703155555


FUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>703155666
oh my satan
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>>703155666
Even the devil likes this
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>>703155611
>>703155366
>>703155499
>>703155500
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>>703155371
Yes, but it doesn't matter. Coz you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just... see... your tits.
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>>703155555
dEM qUINTS
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>>703155160
Wah blasphemy that haircut. Is she telling us that she is feminist?
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Make a new thread OP and post it here
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>>703155555
>>703155666
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I could drive to you... lets see if you can make that nose ring touch my belly while i tickle your tounsils with my dick
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>>703155666
devil overrules quints

also OP has left us.
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RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>703155210
Rollllin
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>>703155833
U a
Retard?
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>>703155160
dont screw this up dude, this one will eat your dick for 60 years and longer is treat right.
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>>703155820
How do you not have wifi
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>>703155887
OP here. New thread.
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>>703155820
I'd drag my nuts over 125 miles of glass shards if it meant I could lick your ass.
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you have pretty eyes and I like your hair color
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Make new thread OP
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>>703155522
This
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>>703155921
>>703155833
lmao
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>>703155666
Load blown
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im actually on da way.. order some chinese food pls!!! also can i put my dick in your dishwasher? not in a sexual way tho
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>>703155555
Oh fuck, I got quints
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>>703155522
Ayy lmao it wasnt even for the OP, DO IT
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>>703155820
Fedora'ed
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>>703155349
>>703155402
>>703155518
>>703155909
Samefag kys
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>>703155820
OP, if she's down for it, deliver. Go drive the 125 miles. That's not even half a tank of gas bro.
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your worth the drive, doll face
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It is to be understood that on this day, September 9th 2016 bugga bugga bugga bugga buggabu ga!!!!!!
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ill just head over now nyways. i was thinking we could shave our heads and rub noggins
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I tuck my dick and put my lipstick on, baby I was born this waaaaAaaay!!!!!!!!!
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Hey retards, abandon thread.
>>703155887
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'have you ever watched cp?'
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