Anyone who knows this game knows how fucked I am.
Got food, armor, a well lit city to reside in. We're good homes.
fucking Saints Row Gat out of Hell
still, not all bad, Kinzie Kensington gets it
if iam taking Links place and get all he's weapons i should be good if i am just droped in with nothing i am going to say fuck it and fish all day
God Eater Resurrection so it's the end of the world but I get to hang out with all the anime.
That's good I guess?
That game looks sweet.
Care to elaborate?
Enter the gungeon.
My life is a never ending hell of being raped by the beholster.
Not the guy you asked, but I prefer a stealth role, but I downloaded a mod called "modern firearms" and I really recommend it if you like getting one shot from any human enemy. All the guns it adds deal so much damage, and the enemies spawn with them. But if you can get em then everything except humans are a non factor.
Hotline Miami 2
Well, you know what they say about good times...
Second character i have an assassin build. Shadowed sturdy leather armor (Ultra Light on arms, chest; legs muffled) with bos officer uniform (killing brandis for it) ripped, dapper haircut, lone wanderer beard, jet black
Mobile: summoners war - I'm okay with this, I now have magic and I never die because my monsters are what protect me. If I fail, I get back to my island
Console: Hyrule Warriors. Yeah I'm fucked here unless I get epic move sets.
7 Days to Die but I'll never make it to the first blood moon if I am starting a new game. If I get to enter the game where I left off I will just end up starving to death as I hide in my fortress. So many zombies...
>Not being a horrific mutant/robot, armed to the teeth
You dead, sucka.
>Will you survive?
As far she don't kills me while fappin.
>Fallen London app for Android
>Death not always permanent in the neath
>Know plenty of in game secrets
Things may go better than expected.
Im gonna fuck Maya.
Gonna plant me SeeDs in her Garden, if you know what I mean.
I'll survive until some clan of Brazilians or some shit gets into my base.
Eternal Crusade. Pretty fucked.
I don't. Please elaborate with specific details.
well fuck. I was going to say I'd just grind for years in the undead burg until i'm too powerful for anything to touch me, but I realized I'd have to make it out of the asylum first, which means killing that fucking 40ft tall demon with just a sword. shit
no you're fine. The world of Runeterra is relatively peaceful. All major disputes are solved within the Institute of War on The Fields of Justice. Move to Ionia, Piltover, or Demacia. Live out a normal, mediocre life.
MGS The Phantom Pain
Ok I think I can do this
If I just stick to hanging out and eating/drinking with the Pandarens I think I can get by.
So many murder-rifles! The EarthMother is weeping!
My town is a socialist paradise with plenty of fruit trees (4 kinds of fruit), a coffee shop, a shopping area, and so forth. The only 'crime' is when someone plants pitfall seeds, and we don't even have a jail for that.
Yeah, I'll be alright.
>Dead by Daylight
not him, but sorry, as long as you can fail then game over, I think it makes it a game (in this game), awesome game btw
Who says you'll be a Guardian?
You too will be mortal, cowering beneath your precious Traveler... And, die.
Original anon who posted AA. Yeah the game is lit, Edgeworth got them yaoi hands. (Yes I got that from lucahjins blind LP, I love watching people play Phoenix Wright games blind)
Sure, as long as I have Creative Mode on.
Have millions of $$$
Have qt trap wife
Mod disables aging and murder.
Level 10 astronaut career
All the DLC torrented
Already Designed my dream home
This is the best thing that could ever happen to me.
Yeah, long as I end up in a village with no vampires nor werewolves. I can learn magic in Skyrim, and I'm pretty strong irl, so self defense won't be much of a problem with some practice.
If I get dropped in the fucking woods, I know how to fish and what plants are poison and which aren't. I can always find north. I know how to makeshift weapons from scratch, so that won't be a problem either. Only struggle would be when night comes and the spookies start coming or the dragons start streaming in.
going to the vault in Fallout 4
If i get light powers that be pretty dope.
But lets be honest. If we are going by one death, game over terms, we are so screwed. 90% of us would be wiped out during just the very first raid at the Vault Of Glass.
Id inject or ejaculate sperm into her womb after 20 minutes of hard, doggystyle sex after 10 minutes of getting oral sex from her mouth.
I don't know if I'll survive, but I'll definitely have fun
I'm 1500 hours into the game, I can use stock parts to build entire space stations in orbit of other planets. Still cant land and get back into orbit from eve though, I'm pretty sure it's impossible without cheats. I landed a rocket the size of my mom on that planet and it wasnt even enough to get into suborbital flight.
The phantom pain. I think everything in the MGS series happens so far behind the scenes and always seems to turn out fine that I'd probably just have the life I currently have. But a few decades ago. In fact, I'd probably be an incredibly successful author/movie maker after I spontaneously came up with an idea out of nowhere for a movie set a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
You've gotta do a multi stage plan. Set up a refueling station around Eve, that way you'll have all the fuel you need and won't have to worry too much about equipment to get back. That stuff can be sitting waiting at the refueling station.
World of Tanks.
Crusin in an E75....
Come and git some, noobs.
Surviving Minesweeper on WinXP would be hard...
yeah, no. I mean I physically cant launch into space no matter how big the rocket I land there is, so I cant refuel in orbit. The craft I land there are already near full fuel, I even stick some boosters on there sometimes, and it's never enough.
Journey, man this is going to be a beautiful adventure, but very tiresome.
Metroid Fusion... I guess I could survive somehow
Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Eyes of Heaven
I think so, as long as im able to 「Shoot my fingernails out of my fucking hands」i think ill be good
Yup, as a citizen of earth I enjoy the protection of the "United States of Earth", provided I survive my mandatory enlistment period. In which case I get to vote.
Democracy is non-negotiable, even for aliens.
i'd be seriously wounded but the soul still burns
>MFW Dead by Daylight.
>Plot Twist: I am the killer!
It's possible without cheats... I've done it twice. It's probably the hardest thing in the game, however.
Your rocket needs something like 11000 m/s of dV to get back to orbit from Eve. Landing at high elevation can cut like 3000 m/s or so from that figure.
Well I kinda fucked, but I don't know if I'm in a war zone or a wasteland.
Medieval total war third age mod.
Been just fucking around as gondor and giving myself lots of gold so if say pretty ok as long as whoever is in charge keeps attacking Mordor. Totally hitting up elven chicks
>Hearts of Iron 3
>Switzerland joined axis, germany won and a cold war between the axis and the US+UK is upon the world
>I'm a 6'2 white male with blonde hair and blue eyes
Yeah i should be good until we all die in nuclear fire
Dragon age origins.
Well, since i know nothing about chemicals, medicine, research, genetics, mathematics, guess i will. Working as janitor on the station, as long as noone has me on their list im good on my janicart
I'm a capsuleer and I'm basically an immortal god who can fly giant fucking spaceships with his mind. I'm wealthy beyond the comprehension of the average citizen and society's rules basically don't apply to me
downside is, my functional immortality and disregard for almost any consequence has basically turned me and everyone like me into sociopaths
Life should be interesting.
I think I'll be fine.
this is assuming I'd end up as a capsuleer. I would also take an average person living in high-sec.
As long as i avoid signing up to be starship crew or living on a low-sec world, i should be able to avoid a horrible death.