Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
probably not for another few hours atleast
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THIS THREAD FUCK PILLOWS, HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE, EMBARRASS YOUR PARENTS, NEED TO GET OUT THE HOUSE MORE, NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER, HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS
Yea but I mean, you still have an ongoing loan. It sucks I'm sorry man at least donger is a nice guy and you can trust him
Good to hear, I would love to help but I'm not that stable enough myself.
Has your day furthermore been any good?
Damn just let me be bipolar
I'm still tired and suicidal but thread always makes me happy for some reason
You mean laboratory? Or Labrador?
Either way sound cool but elaborate a bit?
You play it?
I mean I have a lot of free time, we can play league together it's been a while
ive played about 200 hours or so. im still pretty bad
Nice trips but i don't have a daki
your right. and i wouldnt wish for anything else.
wow she sure loves it! never seen her enjoy something this much before.
Hmm... I see.
Well alright. What're you up to then? Anything?
fuck off pedophile. no one likes you.
Green hair and new talking to them is your only clue
Oooooohhhh! I only know you by Eru for every claim you made
Kek you and a few other anons. Am I THAT popular? :/
Oh psssshhhhh little. May ask you to stop please?
Nice to meet you. You know me already but for formality, I'm shinoa!
rip us .-.
Wew lad slow down there
Oh, yeah I mean an Anatomy Laboratory, we're gonna do some cool stuff.
I can stop making rumors if you want
Also: >>703143040 isn't me ^^
3DPD fetal alcoholism
>pomfs the elitist
It was all I had that was close to a boop :(
I know. I was planning to sell that bike off and settle that loan the moment I got this car. Seems like that'll have to wait though.
Nah, I already feel bad that I'm considering accepting the help from the donger and my friend in Kangarooland.
Nah, hot, hungry, but without appetite. Plus I hardly got any sleep, so I feel really tired right now.
I think I know who, but I can't draw a name as I've hardly spoken to them at all. Think it started with an H.
>pomfs the alice
But we have just met!
I have no opinion on you at the time. Hello Chen
We all get hate, it's 4chan
I'm M16, you can tell by my shooting-related filenames
Trying to get back in to vns
Playing hoshizora no memoria right now
come up with one name for me
I would still hang up
WHYYYYYYYYY WE JUST GOT DONE WITH THAT
>only cause birthday
Awww okay fine then
Not even close :p
Cause you need to stop being an asshole first
I'm sorry! I saw blonde hair and thought you were L85
Well this was a breeze, I like em easy and hungry though. Yes look at her red cheeks and slutty giggles, bring your face really close so you can see my cock entering her mouth easier, like reallly close.
Whats bad? Its just windy today.
>No wonder you can get pussy
Real world 3D vaginas?
>hoshizora no memoria
I rather liked that one, though it has been quite a while since i played it.
It was certainly interesting if nothing else. None of the characters quite earned my affections the way some other VNs do, but they weren't unlikeable.
How far into it are you and how are you liking it?
What if I just hyphenate all of it?
The art available is limited. Sorry!
>can get pussy
When did I start getting pussy?
Yeah, sure ^^
No worries about the mistake.
>M-16 and L85 are close though.
Excuse the late answer phone decided to fuck with me
Yea I don't wanna be rude but akame has 1200 in game hours and he still says he sucks
I don't even have 20 and I am so scared of how bad I'm gonna be
I fucking love those edits, how bad they may be they're cute as fawk
Oh cool, what you gonna do there?
Dissect a frog?
Yea you had a pretty good plan ahead of you, guess the bank didn't agree I'm sorry
I know but I like helping any way I can
But I can't help with this I'm sorry
You mean Australia?
That's kinda like me right now, I am so hungry in the morning but can't swallow a bite for some reason plus its hot af right now
I think there might be two Chen claimers
Or you have massive mood swings
I was joking jeesh, I would never kill myself at the start of the weekend
That's a waste of free time
Is just a meme because I'm bored.
How anout you stop being such a huge faggot?
I'm the only one now, it used to be one before, but I scared him.
Please, don't talk about them.
Burned my forearm from grilling fish
she looks so happy... seeing your cock in her mouth while she makes such a cute face also makes me happy.
Not yet, its 3rd week so we're doing some microlabs and physiology stuff.
>Mfw All of the week 1-7 stuff is fucking Micro Biology
Chen's the only cat allowed to do that
If it makes you feel better, you aren't as bad as Esdeath
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!
From the sun or from the grill burning you?
Well see about that!
Fucking bank. Ima complain to Galil about this. Maybe he can talk to them and get this goyim a good deal!
Yep. A friend from there makes big bank and said he'd help me out if I needed it. I might just have to take him up on the offer.
It's fucking weird, right? Like, I'm hungry but my body and brain are just saying lolno.
Dude, my edits are the best. Don't make me go pro with them, cuz you'd be amazed at how skilled I can be
>nibbles on your lip
The fox will Chase the rabbit~
Personally drinking muh favorite cheap beer: Busch.
What you drinking on?
And you're going to take a swim now?
Oh you're fine dude. There's an anon who has primarily screenshots and little art
Very close I see
Hello and fine. Yourself?
Only if you stop being an asshole first lol
Not very far, You trying to get Chinami to join the Tenkuru.
I already hate Chinami
The grill itself, first time I used propane in a long time, forgot the cover gets hot
probably horrible but thats ok nobody is really good
Meanwhile, I think I'm gonna hit the hay. I'm pretty tired
Yep. Want to join?
I run my finger through your hair, she seems to be having problem taking it all though, why don't you wet her mouth then also wet my hard cock just so she can deepthroat it, you wouldn't be scared of touching a little skin would you? being a man and all
Got some Shock Top earlier, don't think I've ever had Busch before
Good, getting settled in here at the beach.
Ooh yeah, screw burns man. It shows experience though!
I meant to only say H. And we will
You're my homie
Alright eru. Goodnight
Bikini party time
Yuck. I have a mixing. I do what I can to find some art but it's mostly terrible
Time for the sleep. Come tuck me in bully-chan
You are drinking harpies? Neat.
I've heard of it, never had it.
>Alright now I'm going to bed. Kek.
Stay out of the deep end.
Just here on vacation for the weekend
It's good, it's a Belgian pale ale with a hint of orange to it. Tastes kind of like Blue Moon if you've had that
Hey man, I'm doing okay.
Excited for a lazy weekend
How was the beach?
What you up to?
Then you must see why you're still getting hate
You just seem to blow up at random people
But when you're like this you're pretty nice
Win. More neet life
Ah I hate micro biology
It's the only subject I didn't like from highschool biology since it was too abstract for me
Yea fuck that jew, give him a piece of your mind
>Glad hes back though
That's pretty sweet, I'm sure he'd be happy to help if you guarantee you'll pay him back
Yea I had the weirdest experience yesterday was making breakfast and made a delicious looking chicken sandwich
My stomach was fucking growling like a werewolf but the second I took a bite I wanted to spit it out because I just wasn't hungry anymore
I'm daring you to go pro
>This is the best
It's totally how our relationship works
Some people are
I'm just horrible at fps in general so I am afraid I'm gonna piss him off
can i rub the lotion on you?
Beach is good so far. We got here a few hours ago, so we haven't gotten a chance to really do anything
I see i see. She's not so bad. She gets a bit better later, if i recall correctly.
Good morning, Master.
no i wouldnt mind at all... especially for her.
its pretty nice..
HEhehhehhhhh.... Nope. Never had that either. That's the burr you drink with orange slices right?
I'm not a fan of garnishing my beer. I'm not drinking for taste, I'm trying to get drunk
you just changed what you called me again
Good to hear
Really annoying my ears right now >.<
Oh. Bet the water is cleaner looking than what we have
No one claimed this one, weird.
You'll see, my friend, you'll see. Soon, your eyes will be able to enjoy my amazing Yuno x Ruby edits!
Ofc, what else
I would say aren't you bored of that game yet, but while I say that I'm thinking of league and ill just shut up
At least you aren't suicidal about the game anymore.
What is there still to do actually? Raid? PvP?
Oh you're still there, damn we got a weird time zone going on
Where do you live if I may ask?
All I can say is have fun chilling my man
Sorry for disappearing yesterdays, sleeping pils worked too well.
hmpff anon, you're licking and sucking with so much lust, I can feel my balls filling, open wide for a big thick reward, you earned it.
(I have to go out and you don't seem very into this, tell me what you would like to see more and see you later)
Oh, her voice doesn't change. Unless you want to hear it being lewd.
All good. Did they help you sleep well?
does she stop screaming Onii-chan?
I mean hearing it lewd would probably help :^)
Definitely try both of them. I just get them in a bottle at the grocery store
Yep, water in the gulf of mexico is really nice!
We left this morning, we're down in Alabama on the gulf
shinoa be careful your too small to go into the ocean
I'll get your back if you'll get mine~
It might be,
Ran is good at attracting animals
these episodes always are best
Please be careful with those, they are prone to causing dependence.
I'm sure they are both available where I live.
But if the beer math doesn't add up I probably won't buy it.
Hmm... Don't remember. Don't think so though.
*swallows* thank you...
(i will return later then)
Ya, we don't talk, but he's a good fellow.
Right? I pay my debts, even if they take a bit of time.
That's LITERALLY been me the last few days. I think the stress of trying to get this car is fucking me over good.
>Baby MAKE UP YOUR MIND
>Follow your dreams until the night is over
>Baby MAKE UP YOUR MIND
>Follow your heart and do it like a dreamer
These lyrics are really getting to me right now...
All you do is add a layer of pink
Great edit 10/10
Oh I see, yea thats a weird difference because you see
I just woke up and need to prepare for school
Oh I see
I understand then, heard the combat was pretty great.
Hope you have fun im gonna go for a bit
>Contributing with my last post in thread
Oh dang, where are you if you're just getting ready for school?
It helped me sleep at all.
Gunplay is very simple, anyone can get into it
Bikini Parties best party
Dude I live an hour away and the water here is shit murky. Sand is just as bad
Are YOU REALLY mugi?
Why would you compare me with Esdeath? I'm mentally stable as far as I know.
Perhaps we are more alike than I thought
Need to take a shower so short answer
I feel more like these lyrics though
>There's a place called heaven and a place called hell
>A place called prison and a place called jail
>And your daddy is on his way to all of them except on cause your mother got a new husband and a stepson
Lewd and cute.
Beer math is fundamental.
12 case of 12 oz = 144 oz of beer, at 5% that is only 7.2 oz of alcohol. Now let's say that case cost 15 dollars.
$15 for 7.2
12 case of 12 oz = 144oz of beer, at 6% that is 8.64 oz of alcohol. Now let's say that case cost 15 dollars.
$15 for 8.64
This is a basic example but I'M TRYING TO GET DRUNK FAM.
Hmmm, can't say I know too many other green haired waifus...
Deep lyrics, damn. Have a good shower m8, probably be on the way to work before you get out.
Tired, hungry, and still kinda bummed. You?
Weird, then again I haven't seen the water during the day yet so I can't say for certain, but it's generally nice and clear here
Oh shit dude, I got learnt tonight! It's quantity over quality
I did a while ago
It can't be helped
At least you'll be more loved than someone, right?
Insanely bored and incredibly salty
Were you not falling asleep properly?
Never said anything to me.
You have much to learn.
Just wait until you are implementing this basic beer math with Liquor and Wines.
The only thing I know about that is "beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear."
It's 6:30 am
Timezones are just so weird to me
Except that I don't have a xbone
Or a PS4
Not that I would get into it I'm not mmo fan
You think? Glad you believe in me
Up to anything?
No cutie it's all good.
Come here and cuddle last few min before I need to get up
I just remembered I am going sporting later today and I'll shower after that. So fuck it showering twice is bad idea
And yea I like the young Eminem, it can be a little edge sometime but I can really feel it
Ooh, makes sense. I'm always confused by time zones, so no worries lol
It happens ;_;
Gees I wonder who could this be?
This one rarely comes to thread :/
I try to make most of the time when this anon comes here
I still envy you lol. Maybe this time you can see it in the day
>payday 2 console dlc announced
>Playstation 4 gets it the day it's announced
>xbox one released date TBA
It's great too because Xbox totally hasn't put up with more of Overkill's shit than Playstation has
Totally hasn't at all
Destiny isn't exactly an MMO.. it's mmo-like but not a mmo
That is a myth.
If you REALLY want to ignore this saying, drink water in between alcohol.
All you are basically doing is adding more sugar to your blood, effectively dehydrating you much quicker.