help me bump this faggots, i can't keep this thread alive by myself.
>his daughter gets murdered
>he treats the MURDERS to diner
>try's to understand how the murders feel
I read this as "twice as fast" and was pretty confused. The 15 could make sense if it was an original size vs second cut and shit, but that information wasn't provided and this looks like chills homework regardless.
Teachers are fucking scum.
People who teach Grade 12 and below, are pathetic failures. Never met one who wasn't a mentally deficient mongoloid with a superiority complex.
for the love of god please read this one.
>IQ of 500
Is mental illness cringe though?
I mean, it's obviously not his fault he's fuckin schizo or whatever.
good god. can you imagine dating that bitch? THIS is the reason i jerk off to imaginary women.
>smart enough to use a library computer
Goodbye my sides.. May you find your homeplanet
Well fat people do have more cushion than skinny people. However to bring upon yourself the many health risks that come with obesity all for more cushion is completely idiotic.
I'm looking for two cringe YouTube videos.
The first one if of this skinny white boy with blonde hair at prom dressed in a tux, running around filming himself yelling to his classmates saying "I will not an hero!"
The second one is of this teenager in his room on his bed drinking from a glass and speaking in "internet meme" language saying "I spilt my watered, lulz."
Anyone got em??
>if she falls
we live in a world where people are so fucking stupid despite internet access, that they walk around thinking fat is "cushion" to protect your organs.
>beating up bullies and computers
>beating up computers
Which is more disgusting?
3.A fat woman eating
>not posting dank clarke meme's
stay beta, faggots
Remember that feeling of being right as a kid and being told you were wrong? That was most infuriating shit in the world. Quick story (probably a shitpost since unrelated to cringe).
>Move to England when I'm 12
>English is pretty good (so no remedial foreigner classes or anything; just a regular timetable)
>Need to pick a second language class
>Options are French, German or Spanish
>Back home my second language class was English (obviously)
>Ask to join the French class
>"No, anon, you can't pick French because that's your first language already"
>I'm a native Dutch speaker
>Tell the teachers this
>"No, anon, they speak French in Belgium"
>Dense limey fucks won't get it
>They put me Spanish
>My mother phones to explain
>"Too late we already gave him a timetable; can't change"
>Ay Dios mio!
is his tie made of toilet paper
no, i wish i was alpha as clarke though
That's some next lvl tismwizard shit man
similar thing happened to my grandfather.
>be my grandfather
>his name was Jack
>when he was kid the teacher would ask for his name
>tells her his name
>"Jack is not a name, your name must be John."
>calls him John thereafter
>he gets the strap if he ever tries to protest that his name is Jack
>he's called John for the rest of his school years
>had to legally change his name to Jackson to avoid being called John
If the first piece of the board was half and the two second ones were quaters the second cut would be 5 monutes long.
But if they were 3 identicle pieces the cut would be 10 minutes long each.
It doesnt show which way he had to cut the board so its a stupid question without knowing what length they were, so its the tests fault.
>tfw clarke will never sneak a peek at you budding young breasts as you pin a boutineer onto his 100% pure dress jackets lapel, as mexican kids play in the parking lot behind you
why even live
clarke get's more wet puss then any of you beta fags
clarke is redpilled about the refugee situation in europe though.
>tfw you will never convert Jaden Smith and his crew to the LDS church
why even live /b/
This mother fucker.
Neck beard? The neckist!
Fat? Ass hell!
Vaps on a mouth fedora? You bet your ass he does!
Has glasses? Yes
Wears a fedora? Probably when he goes out side, if ever.
LDS stand for clarke, and clarke stands for LDS
>tfw you will never hit up the stake dance with clarke and his crew of cool millennials
The cultural marxism is strong with this one.
dude is literally trying to force himself into a meme.
This is the shit that pisses me off, there isnt enough information here. Why did it take her 10 minutes? After she made the first cut was the new boards twice as short? Did she have to calibrate the guard in relation to the saw for the first cut? Theres no way to accuratly answer this.
>I know you faggot
prove it :^)
but what if you use a library computer to hack his account
Here. sorry for the shit quality, I made it on my phone
WHEN DID THE BLOB AND HARLEY QUINN LEARN THE FUSION TECHNIQUE!?
I remember once in first grade, there was a vocabulary test.
>John ________ed the house for his keys
I put combed. I was marked wrong.
I protested it, only to be told that even if it's not the wrong word, it's not the right one because that's not what she taught me.
I think that was probably the genesis of the big gubbmint authority-resenting libertard I am today.
if it takes 10 minutes to cut the board once, then it will take yet another 10 minutes to cut it again if she saws just as fast as she did it the first time. 10 x 2 = 20 if you think the teacher is right then you're fucking retarded
Dammit, OP...... You made me lose my virginity.... First time I cringe on the first pic.....
This guy is the ultimate cuck
Most fathers would kill those niggers , but NO , this cuck shakes their hands .
Also holy shit he's basically spitting on her grave.
HOW did this guy even get laid?
>every other student in class accepted my lesson without argument
Based on the letter, either the teach was embarrassed and used her powers to quash rebellion, or, more likely, the kid was being a little cunt (even encouraged students to "rise up") and made a scene to top off the teach being wrong.
>first guy is a massive beta cuck
>a LITERAL chad is in the comments
gay faggots seem to think that being gay requires more courage then being a soldier, people who think this need their dick's turned inside out
Today... OP actually made us cringe in his own cringe thread. I never thought I'd see the day. Well played sir.... Well played...
My son had a teacher like this in 4th grade. The amount of times I had to write back was becoming special ed.
Brand new female teacher out of college, this is what our nation has become.
Next, "u" will start becoming acceptable in Lit. or something. It makes my head hurt.
>mfw atleast 90% of these people are Americans
>mfw Americans are the cucks of the world
>mfw Americans are the cause of all the retarded feminazis and tumblr cancer
It's 2016 anon , gays need awards n stuff
Army guys are racist and kill babies
these faggets didn't know a single nig nog to play his role so they just painted his fucking face black
also probably some school project - normal kids stuff
I quite honestly have a mathematical learning disability on top of not receving any formal education in over 3 years and i could tell in under a minuite that this teacher is fucked.
>tfw clark is becoming a bigger meme then spongebob