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Cringe thread
Help me bump this and I will dump my whole folder.
help me bump this faggots, i can't keep this thread alive by myself.
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>>703142743
There's gotta be some FDA regulation against this.
>>703145646
>>703145114
K I'm here for you bby
>>703145898
>fat
>small tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axPZWVHBAG4
OP??
OP please
>>703146264
>reasonableness
Holy hell
>>703146593
Hello?
>>703146193
thats technically right
>>703146338
>his daughter gets murdered
>he treats the MURDERS to diner
>try's to understand how the murders feel
>>703146849
Incorrect sir!
>>703146193
I read this as "twice as fast" and was pretty confused. The 15 could make sense if it was an original size vs second cut and shit, but that information wasn't provided and this looks like chills homework regardless.
>>703146264
>>703146193
Teachers are fucking scum.
People who teach Grade 12 and below, are pathetic failures. Never met one who wasn't a mentally deficient mongoloid with a superiority complex.
>>703146264
Female teachers, ladies and gents.
>>703147178
Fukinaga de la casa de mi vida y la verdad es que no te preocupes por eso que me gusta mucho
>>703147178
>just as fast
>10 minutes for 1 cut
>how many minutes for 2 cuts
20 is the ONLY acceptable answer.
>>703147468
De qué hablas?
>>703146849
It's the number of cuts needed. So, no.
>>703146193
am I retarded or what
isnt the teacher right?
>>703147061
This is the future of america, even france can beat them now with those long breads.
>>703147333
I'm sure, guy.
>>703147703
Retarded.
1 cut =10 mins for 2 pieces
2 cut =20 mins for 3 pieces
for the love of god please read this one.
>IQ of 500
>>703147703
Hehehehehehe
>>703147899
>boom-boom
>>703147846
Alpha as fuck
>>703147953
Is mental illness cringe though?
I mean, it's obviously not his fault he's fuckin schizo or whatever.
>>703148212
Back to plebbit
>>703148095
>Will I be forever alone?
>Pwnd
Gets me every single time.
>>703144376
Died at library computer
>>703148402
Kek
>>703146024
She has six boobs.
Bump for OP
bump
>>703148904
What the fuck
>>703147846
At least he knows he's a beta
>>703148904
>>703148904
This shit sets me off
>>703146849
>thats technically right
Let me guess............You're a Democrat.
>>703148904
This belongs on a rage thread.
>>703147792
>no nothing
Well whoever made this certainly posted it with confidence.
wat
>>703149337
Take it easy uncle Caleb.
>>703142743
No
No
Noooooo
Nooooooo
Nooooooooooooo
>>703149256
>>703149256
good god. can you imagine dating that bitch? THIS is the reason i jerk off to imaginary women.
>>703149812
So.......Yes?
>>703144319
wrong thread, amigo.
>>703149949
I'm........not.......the........anon........you..........replied...........to............I.........was.......just......making..........a.......joke........you.........humorless.........cunt.
>>703149861
>>703147899
>Thomas Crapper University
>Phew Crew
>Scatlas
This is kind of clever
>>703146193
2 pieces = 1 cut
3 pieces = 2 cut
1 cut per 10 mins
>>703144376
>smart enough to use a library computer
Goodbye my sides.. May you find your homeplanet
>>703149861
Delusion really is the ultimate cringe.
>>703150499
Nice fat tits though.
>>703146264
wow
>>703150633
Oh hell yeah, I agree. There's nothing wrong with her other than her shitty delusions of not being a slightly chubby gal.
>>703150352
>>703147754
This is actually funny
>>703147147
everything about this is amazing
>>703147792
>no nothing
>>703150355
if you think, bud
>>703150352
Well fat people do have more cushion than skinny people. However to bring upon yourself the many health risks that come with obesity all for more cushion is completely idiotic.
>>703150743
>He also protects me from my big brother when he comes into my room
>tfw older brother raped me
I wasn't prepared for a feels thread anon.
>>703151253
Don't try and rationalise the passive-aggressive comments of a hambeast.
>>703146338
i dont see whats wrong with this tbh. yeah dinner was excessive but id rather make amends then have it haunt me my entire fuckin life
I'm looking for two cringe YouTube videos.
The first one if of this skinny white boy with blonde hair at prom dressed in a tux, running around filming himself yelling to his classmates saying "I will not an hero!"
The second one is of this teenager in his room on his bed drinking from a glass and speaking in "internet meme" language saying "I spilt my watered, lulz."
Anyone got em??
>>703150352
>cushion
>if she falls
>cushion
we live in a world where people are so fucking stupid despite internet access, that they walk around thinking fat is "cushion" to protect your organs.
oi vey.
>>703150743
>beating up bullies and computers
>beating up computers
>dat syntax
>>703150831
I can't even read this. Can someone translate both Ebonics and Dipshit here?
>>703151502
I think you'd feel differently if it happened to you.
>>703149256
>reverend told her to get the abortion
>blocked her afterwards
topkek
>>703150743
I dunno man, thats not too cringe. Kids obviously getting fucked with, and trying to escape. This gives me feels more than cringe.
>>703150831
>>703151949
Yeah I don't really get the ones where it's obvious a little kid is just being dumb.
>>703146264
If I was that kid I would be fucking furious at the injustice.
>>703150352
>no room for the organs
Which is more disgusting?
1.Scat
2.Gore
3.A fat woman eating
>>703147899
is his tie made of toilet paper
>>703152404
3. I've been able to stomach the other two, but landwhales? no.
>>703152036
>full Jabba mode
>I'm actually pretty thin on the inside
good fucking god
>2016
>not posting dank clarke meme's
stay beta, faggots
>>703152036
id still hit it
>>703152556
They are in full flight from reality.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1yclQXd1Q
>>703146338
Fucking Raging hard now, thanks anon
>>703152956
I would be impressed it you pulled it off.
>>703146493
i have that tool shirt
>>703152152
Remember that feeling of being right as a kid and being told you were wrong? That was most infuriating shit in the world. Quick story (probably a shitpost since unrelated to cringe).
>Be me
>Belgian
>Move to England when I'm 12
>English is pretty good (so no remedial foreigner classes or anything; just a regular timetable)
>Need to pick a second language class
>Options are French, German or Spanish
>Back home my second language class was English (obviously)
>Ask to join the French class
>"No, anon, you can't pick French because that's your first language already"
>What?
>I'm a native Dutch speaker
>Tell the teachers this
>"No, anon, they speak French in Belgium"
>Dense limey fucks won't get it
>They put me Spanish
>My mother phones to explain
>"Too late we already gave him a timetable; can't change"
>Ay Dios mio!
>>703147899
is his tie made of toilet paper
>>703153197
i've banged fatter
>>703152854
You're Clarke, aren't you?
>>703153622
>>703147899
>not posting the better version
>>703153622
Fucking Hitchslapped, m8.
>>703153785
no, i wish i was alpha as clarke though
>>703153235
That's some next lvl tismwizard shit man
>>703153323
similar thing happened to my grandfather.
>be my grandfather
>his name was Jack
>when he was kid the teacher would ask for his name
>tells her his name
>"Jack is not a name, your name must be John."
>calls him John thereafter
>he gets the strap if he ever tries to protest that his name is Jack
>he's called John for the rest of his school years
>had to legally change his name to Jackson to avoid being called John
clarke is love, clarke is lyfe
posting some oc
>>703153915
this could possibly be the gayest thing I have ever seen
>>703154197
cringiest gif ever
prepare you anuses, newfags
>>703147789
That shit didn't even happen in the US you fucking chimp. God I hope you're baiting and not actually that mentally deficient to think Cape Town is in the US..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WpBAfz-zg
>>703154353
>>703154124
>>703153913
>>703152854
This is the worst anime I've ever seen.
>>703149256
She's fucking dreamy
>>703154124
Can you stop trying to force this shitty clarke meme?
>>703154357
Just because something happens presently one place doesn't mean it won't happen elsewhere in the future.
>>703147373
Why do you assume it's a female teacher?
>>703154402
Poetic justice?
>>703154603
do you even clarke m8?
>>703150352
Lmao this anon bringing out the big guns
>>703147528
If the first piece of the board was half and the two second ones were quaters the second cut would be 5 monutes long.
But if they were 3 identicle pieces the cut would be 10 minutes long each.
It doesnt show which way he had to cut the board so its a stupid question without knowing what length they were, so its the tests fault.
>>703154769
no
>>703150417
Fuck YOU faggot
would u kiss clarke /b/?
>>703154769
we loves clarke though
>>703147311
I will never understand this fuckery.
>>703154855
Are you seriously asking me that right now? It's Adam Sandler's birthday. Have some respect.
>>703145646
This is gold
>tfw clarke will never sneak a peek at you budding young breasts as you pin a boutineer onto his 100% pure dress jackets lapel, as mexican kids play in the parking lot behind you
why even live
>>703151502
Ok fanks bruv
>>703155174
>>703155316
What's this guys name again? I forget.
clarke get's more wet puss then any of you beta fags
>>703144376
I can almost guarantee that this is either a 12 year old girl or a disgusting chunk of 20 something fat.
>>703147311
Period blood smells fucking terrible
Why would you WANT to smell terrible
>>703154526
helloooo!
>>703152036
What da fuj
>>703155406
clarke
>>703155517
I forgot again. What's this guy's name?
>>703154769
This 100%
>>703155441
To defeat the patriarchy obviously. They're the ones who invented the social construct of fragrance.
clarke is redpilled about the refugee situation in europe though.
>>703148169
Funny thing is, I actually know the girl who's in this pic and luckily that's not her real name
>>703155608
clarke
>>703155728
newfig :^)
>>703154839
ahhhhhh ye took the bait, man
>>703152556
They're fake captions anon.
>>703155777
>>703155863
That's a good sale on Oakley Sunglasses. An essential for all aspiring memesters.
>tfw you will never convert Jaden Smith and his crew to the LDS church
why even live /b/
>>703156092
What does LDS stand for?
>>703156219
Loser
Dumb
Shit
>>703142743
This mother fucker.
Neck beard? The neckist!
Fat? Ass hell!
Vaps on a mouth fedora? You bet your ass he does!
Has glasses? Yes
Wears a fedora? Probably when he goes out side, if ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cxds48OU_g
>>703156219
LDS stand for clarke, and clarke stands for LDS
>>703147333
cool story bro
>tfw you will never hit up the stake dance with clarke and his crew of cool millennials
>>703147333
Bad newz brah, turns out you're almost certainly the one who's a pathetic failure, and you'll continue to be one until a statically early death
This guys making fun of cringe is pretty cringing itself.
>>703156822
forgot pic
>>703154526
I don't care what else is going on in this video but I LOVE this chicks tits!
>>703156454
fuck off m8
>>703153622
The cultural marxism is strong with this one.
>>703149337
I wonder if /pol/ has figured out that "democrat" means conservative in every country but the US and visa versa... because /b/ still has no idea...
>>703156454
well at least he is doing some thing on the interbuttz, unlike newfag
>>703154265
that's the kind of guy that needs a big zip tie around his neck. just zip it tight and walk away.
>>703153913
dude is literally trying to force himself into a meme.
Gay
>>703149680
max kek
>>703151502
You hunt them down and be a fucking man.
>>703158025
so what?
sue me
>>703146193
This is the shit that pisses me off, there isnt enough information here. Why did it take her 10 minutes? After she made the first cut was the new boards twice as short? Did she have to calibrate the guard in relation to the saw for the first cut? Theres no way to accuratly answer this.
>>703154124
literally you're from utah, I know you faggot stop
>>703158937
>I know you faggot
prove it :^)
>>703154402
How the hell does a US number end with 4 zeroes?
>>703144082
i keked pretty good there
>>703146460
It has been a long time since something on 4chin has made me this pissed off. This is what's wrong with society.
>>703158937
tell us more
>>703144376
but what if you use a library computer to hack his account
checkmate athetits
>>703158937
newfig :^)
>>703147846
stern reminder there are litterally autistic children on this board.
>>703158865
>>703148212
>fursona
This isn't your ordinary schizo
>>703147703
Here. sorry for the shit quality, I made it on my phone
Fresh OC
>>703159634
>April 20th, 1994
>>703145898
WHEN DID THE BLOB AND HARLEY QUINN LEARN THE FUSION TECHNIQUE!?
>>703153915
I pray this isnt real
>>703160353
Implying kids don't still have authoritarianism shoved down their throats.
>>703142743
Wow I never cringe on the first image and I've been here for years
>>703146193
This is a loaded question that lacks mathematical information.
>>703160335
That's actually beautiful. Learn about art you nigger.
>>703146264
Jesus fucking Christ. This is truly what belongs in a cringe thread.
>>703147754
i want those shades
>>703147636
>myspace
>>703150352
>>703149861
as a fat man i renounce all this fat logic bull shit. I am fat cause i like to play vidya and sit on my ass all day. i have no excuse, neither do they.
>>703149909
Lol. No. That definitely isn't the reason.
>>703147303
>and a few am radio stations
holy kek
>>703146264
Fuck.
I remember once in first grade, there was a vocabulary test.
>John ________ed the house for his keys
I put combed. I was marked wrong.
I protested it, only to be told that even if it's not the wrong word, it's not the right one because that's not what she taught me.
I think that was probably the genesis of the big gubbmint authority-resenting libertard I am today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qvEmCI-svU
He's still alive boys
>>703154265
>>703151311
At least you got dubs...
>>703145898
bitch ate too much pudding
>>703149337
Go to bed grandpa
>>703142743
damn, OP got me to cringe
that's a first
>>703146264
I want to find the fucklick that teaches this kid
>>703145246
Will the JO crystals be included? Or should I supply?
>>703146460
sure the teacher's name wasn't Adam Hitlerker
OC
https://youtu.be/Lfb6uCzFnAA
>>703163411
How is that cringe? Just a balding middle age man throwing around movie references.
>>703147899
every cringe thread, this one fucking gets me
>when newfag
>>703147061
>>703151502
>>703153162
>>703146338
I think he had them killed. It's not too hard to do in South Africa.
>>703145114
Man that's kind of depressing.
>>703147754
Fucking kek
>>703146193
if it takes 10 minutes to cut the board once, then it will take yet another 10 minutes to cut it again if she saws just as fast as she did it the first time. 10 x 2 = 20 if you think the teacher is right then you're fucking retarded
>>703146050
Jewish agenda
>>703147147
The shirt got me.
>>703151253
They also hit the ground harder since they weigh more, which offsets any benefit.
>>703142743
Dammit, OP...... You made me lose my virginity.... First time I cringe on the first pic.....
>>703154839
Calligraphy, teaching to younger kids, completely unable to grasp basic logic.
Either a woman or a very effeminate man.
>>703146338
This guy is the ultimate cuck
Most fathers would kill those niggers , but NO , this cuck shakes their hands .
Also holy shit he's basically spitting on her grave.
HOW did this guy even get laid?
>>703142743
>>703154894
In the interest of humanity in general please an hero. Any method is acceptable really. I suggest bees.
>>703163591
bc you know he thinks the glasses are cool
>>703146460
>every other student in class accepted my lesson without argument
>american education
>>703154839
NUMALE ALERT
>>703147846
4chan is full of faggots , I bet this guy has been making trap threads everyday
>>703146460
Based on the letter, either the teach was embarrassed and used her powers to quash rebellion, or, more likely, the kid was being a little cunt (even encouraged students to "rise up") and made a scene to top off the teach being wrong.
>>703148095
What kind of brain dead moron doesn't ''get'' a smiley face?
>>703149256
>first guy is a massive beta cuck
>scroll down
>a LITERAL chad is in the comments
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gay faggots seem to think that being gay requires more courage then being a soldier, people who think this need their dick's turned inside out
>>703153915
Why do some of the blocks only have one letter on?
>>703142743
Today... OP actually made us cringe in his own cringe thread. I never thought I'd see the day. Well played sir.... Well played...
>>703150352
>Fat whore rationalizes being a whale with ''cushions for falling''
What the fug? Does she think that if she wasn't 400 lbs and she fell her body would get damaged or what?
>>703147754
Ayy lmao
>>703146193
you have to be a real fucking stupid teacher to think it takes half as long to cut half a board, he must be jewish
>>703166887
That black guy's face is pretty much exactly my face when I look at this. Except I am white, and I don't rape people.
>>703146264
My son had a teacher like this in 4th grade. The amount of times I had to write back was becoming special ed.
Brand new female teacher out of college, this is what our nation has become.
Next, "u" will start becoming acceptable in Lit. or something. It makes my head hurt.
>>703155777
>pointing to France
>Nice, France
>>703148904
this isn't a ylyl thread, but I lost
>>703147311
nigga, wear a tampon for fucks sake
>>703167657
whole /b/ is a giant ylyl
>>703150352
lets ponder for a moment
400lbs falls from 10ft vs a fit person from 10ft
>>703154894
Wtf? Go back to school kid.
>mfw atleast 90% of these people are Americans
>mfw Americans are the cucks of the world
>mfw Americans are the cause of all the retarded feminazis and tumblr cancer
>>703166512
It's 2016 anon , gays need awards n stuff
Army guys are racist and kill babies
>>703158865
You're just a retard reading way too much into it.
>>703146338
hopefully she was an only child so this faggots genes don't get passed on.
>>703152036
>i've lived in austin, texas my whole life
austin texas can live in you
>>703152404
>scat
>>703159826
See you at the library dread pirate Roberts
>>703152956
>>703152036
>i've lives in austin, texas my whole life
austin texas could live in you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Mi_OZYno
>>703145114
I would personally talk my own kid into suicide if they were that much of a fucking loser.
>>703149809
these faggets didn't know a single nig nog to play his role so they just painted his fucking face black
also probably some school project - normal kids stuff
>>703146264
I quite honestly have a mathematical learning disability on top of not receving any formal education in over 3 years and i could tell in under a minuite that this teacher is fucked.
>>703146460
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/hilliker.asp
Put your rage aside
>>703153235
>2 fast 4 me
i want to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYjdWwMgJxI
>>703165218
So? People tend to think things, sometimes.
>>703147536
>happy father's day
if i had a son and he sent me that' i would kill myself
>>703145881
i think they'd rather let natural selection take this one
>>703148402
MY MEEM IS ALIIVEEEEE
>>703168049
This
>>703169656
Even though snopes doesn't say it's "confirmed", it doesn't really say it's false either
>>703149256
what kind of life does this fat bitch live ffs
>>703160335
6/10
smirked
>>703151311
>>703151949
Its a parody to coldsteel dumbasses
>>703146338
Ask a former Amy Beihl High School student anything
>>703147899
>>703153913
being a returned missionary, I have to say most LDS are cringey as fuck
>>703152036
When a bedsheet becomes your wardrobe you gotta go full delusion
>>703153908
You mean worst version right
>>703155023
>i'm so lucky i've got a cousin looking out for me in my quest to become unsingle
fucking red necks
>>703155839
>likes girls
>sean strike
>>703156219
anon misspelled LSD
>>703155245
>tfw clark is becoming a bigger meme then spongebob
>>703147703
Mouth breather
>>703158865
Ccccccccrrrrrrringed. Lost so fucking hard.
>>703147178
Fuck tard...you're a fuck tard. Stop thinking, because you're not good at it
