I've been working in another country for two weeks and already slept with two girls and nearly a third.
My girlfriend of 3 years is 4000 miles away and has no idea; in fact she's more in love with me than ever.
I feel no guilt.
I cant believe any system of self worth half as easily or strongly as one based around my sexual capital, that is how often and fervently girls want my dick, specifically in their mouth as that somehow conveys focus on me, not just a pleasurable sex act in which I could be replaced- but I am largely ashamed of this system of self worth due to its imposing nature on my sex partners and the fact that I doubt that any of my idols would clap me on the back heartily and smile warmly upon hearing this about me, so any happiness gained through it is hollow and worthless and ultimately I can never respect myself and never enjoy sex.
I'm dating a hamplanet because she was the first girl off dating sites to give me pussy in a while. She's cool and nice and shit, but I can't get over what a pig she is. I'm trying to figure out a way to dump her gently.
I tell /b/ true stories and nobody believes me, then I just laugh my ass off to the cringy replies I get from neckbeards. More fun than trolling.
I'm heavily into vore, so i love watching people eat meat
I'm going to have sex come Sunday night.
She's related but not related.
We've been waiting forever for this night to finally be able to be alone cause family are nosy whiteknightfagoots
It's her first time.
Wat do /b/ so I don't fuck it up and she keeps coming back for more?
I got a duck in the butt surprise from an older angsty teenage boy when I was about 8. It was my best friends birthday party and we were all over at his house having fun in the bounce house when his older brother told me he had something to show me in his room. I followed him into his room and he slugged me right across the face and I fell down. Then he picked me up and threw me over his bed and held me down with arm while ripping off my pants with the other. I was completely soft, and he rolled me over and started putting my entire soft dick in his mouth and sucking. I kept crying and telling him to stop but he just kept hitting me saying, "if they hear you, I'll fucking kill you." Then he rolled me over again and shoved it all the way in. He stuffed my pants into my mouth and wrapped his hands around neck and lakes down, pushing with his hips. He kept taking it out and spitting and I could tell he was furious that he couldn't push it in all that far without lube. He left the room and came back with lotion and stuffed a palm full up my ass and then went to town. He finished and put my pants back on and sent me out to the party. As I walked out the door he said "remember, if you say a word, I'll fucking gut you."
Aaaand, I've been mentally fucked ever since
Put your energies into sentence structure. Did you realize that your paragraph was a single sentence?
Also, stop allowing skanks to touch your peen. You're depreciating your self worth.
Is it possible that in the past (Incidentally or purposely) someone used Quantum Entanglement to attach two points in parallel dimensions together. From what I've read when trying to look at the two you can affect the spin of one. (I'm using Mandella as an example) Attach Point 1 (Mandella dying in prison) to point 2 (Mandella not dying in prison). Then once the entanglement happened Point 1 took the same spin (Or state) as point 2 causing both Universes to share the same event. Thoughts? Clarifications?
I fucked my ex's mom on my ex's birthday, on her bed b/c she was drunk and passed out.
Came in her mom. She was married at the time.
Came in ex the next day. Didn't shower between.
nice quads here have this
I take cocaine and speed in my room, then play video games and do crosswords.
Family would probably disown me if they knew, even though im not out being a dick with it.
I am bearing intense guilt over the past.
I have thoughts of helping all those around me and then when everyone can fly on their own I'll end it all.
Just two more anonymous acts of help then ill leave.
It's not their fault.
I've been passed god power in my mind but it's limited to the experience a man could expect to have if he's entitled to have his eyes open only, and if he looks at the wrong thing or for too long at anything in particular he's going to be hurt.
It's to set me up with a fuck you attitude and a bit of a hunch that posession real but limited to what you believe could possibly happen to a person whilst them retaining dignity and integrity of soul and personhood.
i heard other people hear stuff too man, so like... maybe some people don't or didn't and then moving to did fucked them up hard and it seemed orchestrated or controlled but fighting and it make them sad but believe in god and possession.
Exactly. Bernstein Bears and Berenstain Bears existed on two dimensional planes. But the spin of one universe 1 was shifted to universe 2 so only Berenstain Bears exists on both planes of both dimensions.
I did a lot of homo shit from the ages of 10-13
I think what started it all was when my babysitter made me jerk him off when I was about 8
i guess if you're retarded and dont understand what quantum states are and how particles interact then its reasonable you might think that macroscopic concepts like "someone dying in prison" and "someone not dying in prison" are relatable in any way by entanglement of any number of states of any number of particles, or for that matter, in the context of quantum physical interactions at all, but in reality you're just retarded and they're not
hey have you ever tried that cool life hack where you blow bubbles into a solution with a rock and ammonium and bleach to grow crystals?
you should try that, you sound like you'd be good at it
ok but that's mustard gas and that's a bad idea anon, why would you encourage another human being to do that? That behavior is worrying and your smith is probably going to fuck you for it.
psuedoscientific retards like you should be gassed, leave smart topics for smart people please
its chloramine gas not chlorine gas you fucking retard, and chlorine gas is not mustard gas
mustards are a class of organic sulfur-containing compounds that contain a halogen functionality but it doesn't specifically have to be chlorine
chlorine gas will still rape you though but its made differently
Worked a summer job feeding horses and cleaning stables way out from the house.
7 weeks later I got to know a mare well enough she would let me fuck her during feeding, best summer. ever.
dont know if b8 or actually retarded so im not replying anymore, youve said literally nothing of value this entire time, consider drinking rubbing alcohol, there's no fix for what it will do to your liver
>Only calls people retards and tells them to an hero
>Acts like scientific genius
If you're not trying to find the g-spot, your finger shouldn't be in, it's not pleasurable. Thighs are actually very good for kissing/licking and whatnot while you're down there. Most importantly, just make sure you don't lose the game
hahahaha he dissolved himself
>tfw so high i dissolve in organic solvent
cool man, does that make you a cool guy though? I don't think so man... sorry... but do you need arms to get up?
if you do then I look down on you... mostly because I can stand faster hahahaha
oh also my secret is actually i lurk this board from time to time and try to convince people who post about "im gonna an hero tonight /b/" to drink isopropyl alcohol
its metabolized to acetone in the liver, where it then dissolves the surrounding liver tissue, theres nothing they can really do about it if they dont pump the stomach in time
sometimes i think it might be too edgy but other times i think people should have access to educational materials related to suicide
Oh my fucking god, THANK YOU!
I hear dumb shits say that all the time.. what the fuck does mustard gas have to do with chlorine anyway..
Some people just don't understand basic blistering agents.
I can do you one worse:
Over the period of about a week I snuck into some folks' horse stable, got to know a mare, and eventually fisted her. Felt pretty ashamed for years until I lost my virginity to a human. So now at least I'm semi-normal. At least I'm not one of those zoophiliacs who is "in a relationship" with an animal.
I like all the girls but i really want Miia to win.
I love feet. Don't know why, but I feel really embarrassed about it.
I can never find anyone that is interesting to me. I can get girls but they are all so boring. Especially the hot ones. I usually just sabotage relationships with them because I don't want to hear them talk anymore.
>be me, 14 in middle school
>obsessed with knives
>bring 7 inch combat knife to school every day
>one day i arrive to math class
>sit in very back corner of the room
>teacher says "alright everyone, today is test day. I need you to pull out your calculators, pencils, and put everything else away."
>pick out a pencil from my bag
>slide my calculator out
>flop it onto my desk
>realize I just grabbed my knife
>CLINK CLINK CLInk clink clink
>immediately cover it with my arms and put it back in my bag
>the girl sitting next to me saw, but said nothing
>never heard about it again
mustards in general are any compound with a two alkyl chains connected by a lewis base with leaving groups at the end
the original mustards were synthesized with chlorinating agent and some thioalkyl, and the resultant mustard thereby contained chlorine but the process is very different from making chlorine gas, which is much easier really
doesn't know. just had to do it before i die. i needed to know the feeling. Moved out of state and never returning. nor do i believe anyone would care or the investigation went anywhere considering its a murder capital. Just a random.
Fair enough. Thank you for the clarification.
My lust for fat has grown so strong that it's bled over from just women to men, and old people. And teens. If it's big enough and it's a great shape, I'm gonna unload. It's driving me crazy, I can feel my mouth watering. What am I gonna do.
That's all I can do, really. Even this guy, I'll be he's miserable. I'd love to boost his self-esteem by grinding against him so he can cry out of self-pity/joy from finally having someone be attracted to him.
I secretly imagine the deaths of world class fuck ups that think their opinions matter when they've contributed toward nothing but a haphazard and chaotic existence for all who came into existence after.
Nobody "wants" to be gay--the world is a much, much easier path when you're hetero. But you'll eventually grow into your true self and find a community, and after a few years you'll realize you would never have become (the person you end up becoming) if you'd been eating pussy.
I'm thinking about saving up money, giving it to my wife, and telling her to high tail it back to her home state. She claims to be not complicated, but she's the most complicated woman I know.
Random male average lifestyle it seemed. middle class if i had to say. How did i get away? i walked away. It went unnoticed and it was just another dead person in chicago. If you ever want to kill someone just go to chicago people won't bat an eye. as long as you' aren't hunting the north wealthy side it won't even make the 6 o clock news. its open game.
>have crush on girl
>ask her to prom
>she says yes
>tell all my friends
>crush gets asked by chad days later
>she says yes
>she tries to put me down easy as her friends laugh in the background
>worst day of my life
>end up going with one of my female friends who told me she had never been asked to a dance
>fast forward 3 years
>class reunion party
>ive grown alot and get alot more attention from the grillz
>crush spends a ton of time around me
>can literally not shake her
>she takes me upstairs and comes on to me
>she cries and screams
>yea fuck this, i leave
>people ask whats going on upstairs
>i shrug and walk past them
>they go up and see her sleeping on the floor in tears
>next morning everyone asks her what happened
>i pipe in and say that if they really want to know that i told her a sad bedtime story to put her to bed because she was drunk and needed to sleep it off
>she pipes in and says she remembers now and thats what happened
i still think about what would've happened if i had crushed her right there in front of all those people like she did me, but i'm better than that
My gf's best friend recently became a stripper. On her first day I went with my gf to support her friend. Since then I visit her at the club 2-4 times a week and get lap dances every time. I have driven her home after her shifts and gotten head from her. I have yet to fuck her. My gf has no clue
IIII A hunter cannot become hunted if he prays on the surplus of society. No one cares about little jabari getting shot twice in the chest in englewood. They care about James in wacker or wester.
I'm starting to wonder after roughly about 4 years of being with significant other if I stay with her through all her shit because I lover and "love labors on" or if I'm just afraid of being alone again. I'm plenty young to try again but it's the uncertainty that really gets me. I believe I love her, but I'm a fucked person in a lot of ways...
I just weighed myself
The heaviest ive ever been in my life.
Im 6'3 and tank built but this shit is depressing. I have no friends and all my money goes to a student loan payment for a degree i didnt get from a school that was shut down just recently.
Idk if i should an hero or not.
Me basically. Started with furfaggotry. Told my friend that there was a naked butt in the lion king logo, he didn't believe me so i googled naked lion king to show him, saw simba get dominated and now i have 500+ pics of gay yiff
Dun fucked up
You gave away 3 pieces of information
1) the location, chicago
2) the time, before now but possibly recently
3) the victims information
4) the fact you moved away after it
That can narrow a large list substantially
I am a well trained and experience rocket scientist that has worked on every U.S. launch vehicle this century.
I am now a physically disabled deadbeat that is unemployed. I want to work, but my condition makes me unreliable at best.
Used to work through it, but felt it was my obligation to stop working if I could no longer physically do it.
If I can just get a good low pain spell, maybe back to work again. Miss having problems to solve.
1. Chicago is big no real place was specified only examples.
2. the time was never specified could've been this year or 15 years ago
3.No real info given. No race/age. All that is given is male
4. Chicago is currently the city with the most relocations outside of state.
and lastly. You do know how many killings happen every year ? we just beat our 2015 record. You think CPD has time and $ to spend on murder investigations that are in gang neighborhoods etc. You're naive. Also don't believe everything you read on 4chan works of fiction remember.
I wish i was asexual, since i cant fuck girls easily and im a porn/sex addict. Im not ugly, booring or shy, its just that i dont have a proper social life (i have good friends tho and im a happy person) I have sex once in a while but that feelsbadman i want a gf
if you want them to lower their standards then you gotta lower your standards too like ffs ask a shy socially awkward guy out or ask a fat guy out quit bitching about it on 4chan
Are you complaining it was small? did you want something bigger?
Fair enough, nice trips btw.
Did that rock have a big fat ass you could fuck?
I still love her and shes half of every thing i care about in this shitty and hopeless world well idk maybe i can get rich or learn business or economics or history or philosophy or something but God needs to work his magic and help me and let me.help him....
I am in a secret relationship with a girl that one of my good friends absolutely adores. He's been trying to get her for months now, and I'm afraid that if he finds out, our friendship will be fucked.
i play with his dick while fucking him, that might seem gay but it's not because he is quite feminine he never askes me to suck his dick, which i do at my own will because it's not gay
I really don't understand this why not just admit your gay or at least bi instead of keeping up this act that you're straight because you're worried what other might think.
If they found them it's not a secret anymore, try again.
that's because i'm not gay or bisexual.. i would never fuck a guy other than him, i like pussy ffs you guys need to understand that having intimate relationships with feminine guys is not gay in any way
I feel like you're triggered by the notion that a woman can be attracted to a man who uses this forum
I'm guessing you're a pretty insecure dude. If you got some confidence and a cute dog, maybe you could get laid. At the very least, make out.
i felt nothing for her.. isn't it better to be in a loving relationship? or should i have hooked up with her to prove i'm not gay? if you'd rather be in a pretend relationship with a girl just to prove you're straight then good fucking luck to you
There there anon, let me suck ya dick, it'll take away the stress.
i'm not arguing with you, man i got nothing against you, i'm just trying to establish that you can have a perfectly fine relationship with a guy without having to be labeled as gay or whatever.. even though it's secretive i've never been so happy and loved someone so much before.
I mean as long as the fat person doesn't look really gross (no dark or scaly skin, hygenic, puts on weight in way that's appealing, no STDs) and they have a decent enough face, and if they're up for it, why not? I'd like for everyone to just have a good time. Hell, I'm not even wanting sex as an end-goal most of the time. Just touching works for me.
This one time I hung out with this really fat guy, like over 500 lbs, shaped kind of like this picture here, except his belly came out a little more. It was a craigslist thing, he said he wanted to date, and he considered sex. When I got there, he got cold feet and said no. I told him I was fine with no sex and he suggested we just hang out at home and watch TV. He basically sat there and did nothing but eat while I manhandled his gut, and it got to the point where I gave him a handjob. While I am bi, I do tilt more towards women than men, so personally, I felt a little uncomfortable afterwards, but it made the guy happy, so you know. Plus he let me grind my dick on him in exchange. I checked up on him a few months later, he was dating some lady, so I'm glad he came out of his shell a little more.
The harsh reality is that people lie, and the people that are open to casual sex are usually very desperate, very messed up, or very unkempt and have shit like STDs. Lying doesn't make it fun, it makes it stressful. In a better world, we could trust people to take care of themselves and invite people over whenever we got bored so we could all fuck each other and not confuse it with love and be smart enough to keep it from warping into potentially life-changing decisions.
If true, what secret could make you do such thing, what did he have to blackmail you.
Long story short this one kid left an oz of him and his friends weed in my car because he didnt wanna carry it through school, me and a friend ditch school and stage a car hopping on my own car and we took the bud. They put the blame on the new kid who happened to be asking everyone to smoke him out that day, and i watched the kid take a pretty gnarly ass whoopin the same day. This happened at a lretty shitty school for shitty kids too by the way haha
I don't think I'm hideous, but I won't say I'm a hunk. I'm not overweight myself. I haven't been with a lot of people, some I'd say were more attractive than me, others less, but I think it's because I'm so non-judging that they've probably accepted my appearance in return. That and I don't speak in flowery terms, I'm a real straight shooter when it comes to my feelings and getting to know other people. It helps to lighten the mood and keep things more relaxed. That's exactly what I did with the huge fat guy. I flirted with him and said things about his body and he'd laugh nervously, but he spoke up and admitted that he liked hearing those comments.
When I was 12 I accidentally stood on my pet mouse and killed it. Everybody thinks it just died from a stroke or something.
It sounds stupid, but I feel terrible whenever I think about it.
He had nude pictures of me from a party where I was drunk and passed out in a room. He apparently went in the room and stripped me naked and took hundreds of photos of me. The worst part was how he posed me in some of the photos so it made me look like I was giving him a blowjob.
And no I did not cry during the sex when did it but I was on the verge of crying throughout it. After though was a different story. I almost broke down mentally and was sobbing like crazy on the way home.
i have taken so many pictures of girls asses at my school, i'm pretty sure people know, but i'm not positive
you could've easily sued him and your bf would know you're a virgin if you proved it, this sounds like an excuse, lots of women have falsely sued men and succeeded, why couldn't you?
Are your crossword skills significantly enhanced when you are on cocaine?
Did you ever try to write down your times and compare which state actually makes you better at crosswords?