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Share secrets thread.
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>>703139893
I masturbate to my old teachers.
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Ill start.

I sold my virginity in a craigslist ad.
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>>703140030
Dont we all
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>>703139893
Girls stopped being attractive to me and now I'm like 99% homosex. I didn't want to end up this way. No offense to those who have been/are gay
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>>703140142
I didn't think that we did.
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>>703139893
cars mom tried to friend me in the fingerback
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>>703140153
Attracted*
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I can make women orgasm at will simply by thinking about it.
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>>703140198
Dyslexic?
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>>703139893
When I was little I tried masturbating with a belt around my neck and almost died. My parents asked me what I was doing and I just said that I didn't remember.
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>>703139893
I....I am a girl...no I won't time stamp or sharpie in pooper....or tits.....but yes I am a girl...
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>>703139893
sometimes I steal a little bowl out of my friend's stash
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>>703140347
I can actually do that but it only works with direct eye contact and it takes at least a minute.
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>>703140440
Earlobe or gtfo.
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>>703140440
Ankle or gtfo
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>>703140620
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>>703140500
Same
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>>703140741
>>703140620
>>703140440
If anyone can roll trips....I'll do time stamp
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I secretly imagine the deaths of selfish children that don't shut the fuck up
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I've been working in another country for two weeks and already slept with two girls and nearly a third.

My girlfriend of 3 years is 4000 miles away and has no idea; in fact she's more in love with me than ever.

I feel no guilt.
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>>703139893
I once ate all my brother's Sour Patch Kids
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I'm in a relationship with my cousin.

I lost my virginity to her. We never use protection - I just pull out.
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>>703141060
easy
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>>703140923
I just brush it off thinking he does the same
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I cant believe any system of self worth half as easily or strongly as one based around my sexual capital, that is how often and fervently girls want my dick, specifically in their mouth as that somehow conveys focus on me, not just a pleasurable sex act in which I could be replaced- but I am largely ashamed of this system of self worth due to its imposing nature on my sex partners and the fact that I doubt that any of my idols would clap me on the back heartily and smile warmly upon hearing this about me, so any happiness gained through it is hollow and worthless and ultimately I can never respect myself and never enjoy sex.
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>>703141215
So easy you failed
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>>703141165
Iowa?
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>>703140153
not even joking same. happened to me around 15
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I'm dating a hamplanet because she was the first girl off dating sites to give me pussy in a while. She's cool and nice and shit, but I can't get over what a pig she is. I'm trying to figure out a way to dump her gently.
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>>703139893

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
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>>703141445
gotta fake your death son......
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>>703140108
I'm actually trying to do that. Was it worth it?
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i've been constipated all day and i feel like i have the fucking flu
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>>703139893
I tell /b/ true stories and nobody believes me, then I just laugh my ass off to the cringy replies I get from neckbeards. More fun than trolling.
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>>703141060

If singles, leave and never return, roastie
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>>703140108
m/f, and how much did you get?
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I voted for Taft
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>>703140153
>>703141396

Girls were never attractive to either of you. Denial is powerful.
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>>703142157
>m, three fiddy
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I'm heavily into vore, so i love watching people eat meat
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I'm lonely.
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>>703142419
well i can still jack off to straight and gay porn so maybe bi? i just dont like relationships much. too much money and time spent on someone that could just up and leave.
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>>703142422
Loch Ness Monster got him some! How long did it take for them to realize you were an eight story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era?
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I'm going to have sex come Sunday night.
She's related but not related.
We've been waiting forever for this night to finally be able to be alone cause family are nosy whiteknightfagoots
It's her first time.
And mine.
Wat do /b/ so I don't fuck it up and she keeps coming back for more?
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I got a duck in the butt surprise from an older angsty teenage boy when I was about 8. It was my best friends birthday party and we were all over at his house having fun in the bounce house when his older brother told me he had something to show me in his room. I followed him into his room and he slugged me right across the face and I fell down. Then he picked me up and threw me over his bed and held me down with arm while ripping off my pants with the other. I was completely soft, and he rolled me over and started putting my entire soft dick in his mouth and sucking. I kept crying and telling him to stop but he just kept hitting me saying, "if they hear you, I'll fucking kill you." Then he rolled me over again and shoved it all the way in. He stuffed my pants into my mouth and wrapped his hands around neck and lakes down, pushing with his hips. He kept taking it out and spitting and I could tell he was furious that he couldn't push it in all that far without lube. He left the room and came back with lotion and stuffed a palm full up my ass and then went to town. He finished and put my pants back on and sent me out to the party. As I walked out the door he said "remember, if you say a word, I'll fucking gut you."

Aaaand, I've been mentally fucked ever since
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>>>703140347
Explanation please
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>>703141375
This Anon's clearly from Arkansas, dumbass
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>>703139893
I Might have killed a homeless guy with a rock in self defense when i was a teenager.
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>>703142632
Not gay, just a realist.
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>>703141583

I fear you are right, Mr. LaBeouf.
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>>703141235
Put your energies into sentence structure. Did you realize that your paragraph was a single sentence?

Also, stop allowing skanks to touch your peen. You're depreciating your self worth.
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Is it possible that in the past (Incidentally or purposely) someone used Quantum Entanglement to attach two points in parallel dimensions together. From what I've read when trying to look at the two you can affect the spin of one. (I'm using Mandella as an example) Attach Point 1 (Mandella dying in prison) to point 2 (Mandella not dying in prison). Then once the entanglement happened Point 1 took the same spin (Or state) as point 2 causing both Universes to share the same event. Thoughts? Clarifications?
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I've been married nine years and I've never fucked my wife or even seen her in underwear
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>>703139893
I'm a lot happier of a person now that I switched majors but kind of miss being a perpetually angry misanthrope.
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>>703139893
I fucked my ex's mom on my ex's birthday, on her bed b/c she was drunk and passed out.

Came in her mom. She was married at the time.

Came in ex the next day. Didn't shower between.
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>>703141917
I dont believe you. No one could be this cool irl. Stop watching anime and go outside you basement dwelling troll.
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i would want to rub my musky balls / dick on chicks faces.
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I got raped and when he was done I kind of liked it.
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>>703143634
Why?
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>>703139893
I take cocaine and speed in my room, then play video games and do crosswords.

Family would probably disown me if they knew, even though im not out being a dick with it.
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>>703139893
I am bearing intense guilt over the past.
I have thoughts of helping all those around me and then when everyone can fly on their own I'll end it all.

Just two more anonymous acts of help then ill leave.

It's not their fault.
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>>703144055
although being raped is not okay at all, you might like being dominated. its important to know the difference.
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>>703144055
2 questions. Are you a girl? and two Who raped you?
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I have Borderline Personality Disorder and I am too afraid to tell anyone. I don't have Health Insurance either so I can't see a psychiatrist. I have no idea what to do.
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>>703142931
I've been passed god power in my mind but it's limited to the experience a man could expect to have if he's entitled to have his eyes open only, and if he looks at the wrong thing or for too long at anything in particular he's going to be hurt.

It's to set me up with a fuck you attitude and a bit of a hunch that posession real but limited to what you believe could possibly happen to a person whilst them retaining dignity and integrity of soul and personhood.
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>>703143014
Homeless people are not alive, so you couldn't have killed it
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>>703143340
thats not how entanglement works

you can entangle quantum states, not macroscopic events you retard
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>>703144538
How does it affect you? Does another person come in and affect your personhood or your ability to act in reality?
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>>703144404
>talks about suicide
>post ended in 404

Im sorry anon but you made me laugh so fucking good.
I am still chuckling a little.
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>>703143340
interesting. bearstien bears or bearstain bears is the same thing maybe
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>>703144806
What if the events didn't affect the general group trajectory and so the state of being was removed from that entanglement and inserted in another?
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>>703144968
some people have a nelson mendala that's still alive, a voice told me
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>>703140440
Tits or gtfo, cunt
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Im not all heterosexual, like a 2 on the kinsey scale, and I'm a fur fag.
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>>703141060
>>703143333
How about quads?
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>>703143742
My nigga
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All my posts on 4chan were shitposts.
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>>703144131
Weird circumstances
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>>703140440
MAKE ME A GRILLED CHEESE
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>>703145122
I heard some people have a ratatouille that makes them lunch and shit
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>>703139893
FUCK A JOB I STILL GET CHEESE
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>>703144806
I guess if youre implying that quantum states don't affect the macroscopic universe at all.
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>>703144346
I too enjoy cocaine and crosswords.
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>>703144404
you are loved
dont do it
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>>703142422
3.50? 350.00?
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>>703139893
fuck you, pig.
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>>703145412
i heard other people hear stuff too man, so like... maybe some people don't or didn't and then moving to did fucked them up hard and it seemed orchestrated or controlled but fighting and it make them sad but believe in god and possession.
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>>703142916
Sounds hot anon. I could re-create it for you.
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>>703144968
Exactly. Bernstein Bears and Berenstain Bears existed on two dimensional planes. But the spin of one universe 1 was shifted to universe 2 so only Berenstain Bears exists on both planes of both dimensions.
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>>703139893
I did a lot of homo shit from the ages of 10-13

I think what started it all was when my babysitter made me jerk him off when I was about 8
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>>703145547
i guess if you're retarded and dont understand what quantum states are and how particles interact then its reasonable you might think that macroscopic concepts like "someone dying in prison" and "someone not dying in prison" are relatable in any way by entanglement of any number of states of any number of particles, or for that matter, in the context of quantum physical interactions at all, but in reality you're just retarded and they're not
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>>703146173
normally I take shits like that in the toilet but whatever dude
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>>703139893
I've been mainlining heroin every night for 3 years. Nobody knows about my habit except my dealer because i'm quite functional
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I finger my cat some times
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>>703146354
hey have you ever tried that cool life hack where you blow bubbles into a solution with a rock and ammonium and bleach to grow crystals?

you should try that, you sound like you'd be good at it
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>>703146421
Sounds like half of my friends and all of the people that see me not being tortured right now as second best
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>>703146562
Wut
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I work with a turkish girl and I want to fuck her so bad but I'm afraid to because I feel like turkish men are more satisfying in the lovemaking department.
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>>703146562
Why
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>>703146581
ok but that's mustard gas and that's a bad idea anon, why would you encourage another human being to do that? That behavior is worrying and your smith is probably going to fuck you for it.
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>>703146173
Someone who doesn't understand parallel dimensional planes.
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>>703142419
You're actually retarded
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>>703146835
psuedoscientific retards like you should be gassed, leave smart topics for smart people please

>>703146791
its chloramine gas not chlorine gas you fucking retard, and chlorine gas is not mustard gas

mustards are a class of organic sulfur-containing compounds that contain a halogen functionality but it doesn't specifically have to be chlorine

chlorine gas will still rape you though but its made differently
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>>703143634
Dude, I'm sorry
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>>703147299
Are you a terrorist?
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>>703139893
Showed 4chan to my wife... Now she lurks here and laughs her ass of to the shit ppl post in b.
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>>703142872
>pic related
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>>703147299
Sounds like you know your chemistry. Maybe stick to that instead of acting like you know physics.
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>>703139893
Worked a summer job feeding horses and cleaning stables way out from the house.

7 weeks later I got to know a mare well enough she would let me fuck her during feeding, best summer. ever.
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>>703147299
You're a dick
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>>703146581
Mustard admit, thats pretty clever
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I NEVER seed torrents.
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>>703147763
dont know if b8 or actually retarded so im not replying anymore, youve said literally nothing of value this entire time, consider drinking rubbing alcohol, there's no fix for what it will do to your liver
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>>703145380
Explain them?
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>>703147922
Cmon don't leave. We were just starting to have fun.
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>>703147922
Used to know a guy who killed himself by drinking turpentine and all I could think was how fucking brutal the taste must have been.
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>>703141060
nah don't do it
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>>703147922
>Only calls people retards and tells them to an hero
>Acts like scientific genius
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>>703142872
If you're not trying to find the g-spot, your finger shouldn't be in, it's not pleasurable. Thighs are actually very good for kissing/licking and whatnot while you're down there. Most importantly, just make sure you don't lose the game
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>>703148177
hahahaha he dissolved himself

>tfw so high i dissolve in organic solvent
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>>703141060
i want them knees
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>>703147299
cool man, does that make you a cool guy though? I don't think so man... sorry... but do you need arms to get up?

if you do then I look down on you... mostly because I can stand faster hahahaha
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>>703140440
Trips
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>>703139893
I accidentally my laptop...
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>>703140142

No we most certainly don't
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When I was 13, I popped my 9 year old niece's cherry, when I was watching her.

We fucked a couple of dozen times that month.
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>>703148323
oh also my secret is actually i lurk this board from time to time and try to convince people who post about "im gonna an hero tonight /b/" to drink isopropyl alcohol

its metabolized to acetone in the liver, where it then dissolves the surrounding liver tissue, theres nothing they can really do about it if they dont pump the stomach in time

sometimes i think it might be too edgy but other times i think people should have access to educational materials related to suicide
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I sent dick pics from a fake snapchat account to girls i know. im obsessed with wanting them to see my cock because i could never get them in bed.
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should I have another beer?
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>>703147299
Oh my fucking god, THANK YOU!
I hear dumb shits say that all the time.. what the fuck does mustard gas have to do with chlorine anyway..

Some people just don't understand basic blistering agents.
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>>703148771

that sounds fucking painful.
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>>703147780
I can do you one worse:
Over the period of about a week I snuck into some folks' horse stable, got to know a mare, and eventually fisted her. Felt pretty ashamed for years until I lost my virginity to a human. So now at least I'm semi-normal. At least I'm not one of those zoophiliacs who is "in a relationship" with an animal.
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>>703139893

I like all the girls but i really want Miia to win.
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>>703148963
Who makes gas out of mustard. Wouldn't it just taste delicious? I'm fine with just the liquid kind thank you.
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>>703148935
Fuck it
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>>703139893
I love feet. Don't know why, but I feel really embarrassed about it.
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>>703149210
Kekekemekekekkekekekemekemem
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>>703147256
Prove it.
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>>703148302
>understands erogenous zones
>made me lose the game
I don't know how to feel about you.
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killed a man.
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I can never find anyone that is interesting to me. I can get girls but they are all so boring. Especially the hot ones. I usually just sabotage relationships with them because I don't want to hear them talk anymore.
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>>703149595
How did your mom feels about it?
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I ran for president as a joke and now I might actually win.
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Some asshole parked his bike next to mine in a way that made it difficult to get mine out. So after I finally did, I let the air out of his back tire.
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>>703149210
>mustard gas and brats
mmm maybe ze Germans were on to something
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>>703141060
Don't worry guys I got this
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>be me, 14 in middle school
>obsessed with knives
>bring 7 inch combat knife to school every day
>one day i arrive to math class
>sit in very back corner of the room
>teacher says "alright everyone, today is test day. I need you to pull out your calculators, pencils, and put everything else away."
>pick out a pencil from my bag
>slide my calculator out
>flop it onto my desk
>realize I just grabbed my knife
>CLINK CLINK CLInk clink clink
>immediately cover it with my arms and put it back in my bag
>the girl sitting next to me saw, but said nothing
>never heard about it again
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>>703149791
Fuck off Trump
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>>703149922
Does that count? We need a ref for this one.
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>>703148963
mustards in general are any compound with a two alkyl chains connected by a lewis base with leaving groups at the end

the original mustards were synthesized with chlorinating agent and some thioalkyl, and the resultant mustard thereby contained chlorine but the process is very different from making chlorine gas, which is much easier really
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>>703149697
doesn't know. just had to do it before i die. i needed to know the feeling. Moved out of state and never returning. nor do i believe anyone would care or the investigation went anywhere considering its a murder capital. Just a random.
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>>703150057
Was it a drifter/homeless? How did you get away with it?
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>>703150046
Oh. well.
Fair enough. Thank you for the clarification.
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My lust for fat has grown so strong that it's bled over from just women to men, and old people. And teens. If it's big enough and it's a great shape, I'm gonna unload. It's driving me crazy, I can feel my mouth watering. What am I gonna do.
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>>703150382
ew
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>>703150382
Keep on fucking fatties.
Do you, /b/ud.
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>>703140030
woorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
same here
a few times
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>>703140108
Don't we all.
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>>703140198
These are getting creative.
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>>703150508
>>703150552

That's all I can do, really. Even this guy, I'll be he's miserable. I'd love to boost his self-esteem by grinding against him so he can cry out of self-pity/joy from finally having someone be attracted to him.
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>>703140347
that's a lie
you couldn't give anyone an orgasm
not even if you had a hitachi welded to your fuckin FUPA
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>>703140440
You are a whore
>until proven otherwise.
#titsoutforharambe
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>>703140755
short hair means either guy or butch bitch
get away from me lesbian
your kind are not welcome in the land of make /b/elieve
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>>703140412
On
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>>703141071
I secretly imagine the deaths of world class fuck ups that think their opinions matter when they've contributed toward nothing but a haphazard and chaotic existence for all who came into existence after.
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I steal people's pets and sell them in different city's online. Good luck finding me, I'm always on the road. Been doing it for years and have traveled far because of it.
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>>703141146
That's because she was already cheating on you.
You're just blind because you travel and you're away on business.
She's getting hollowed out right now you dumb fuck.
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>>703141155
You're a faggot.
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>>703140153

Nobody "wants" to be gay--the world is a much, much easier path when you're hetero. But you'll eventually grow into your true self and find a community, and after a few years you'll realize you would never have become (the person you end up becoming) if you'd been eating pussy.
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>>703141165
Way to beat societal expectations
>and all possible aspirations
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>>703140198

I didn't know cars even had Moms?
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>>703140500

You're a fool if you don't. He probably steals from you, too, if you ever have a stash.

> damn, aren't there more scandalous confessions than these??
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>>703141445
How bout with a forklift?
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>>703146354
XDDDDDDDDD u made me laugh so hard
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These are the LAMEST "secrets" I've ever seen since 4th grade Sunday School.

> i am disappoint
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>>703148842
Lol good idea
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>>703152693
I see some of them in person sometimes and they have no idea....but it gets me off knowing theyve seen my cock. fucked up, i know
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>>703152858
How do they react to it?
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>>703152323
I don't know the fingering the cat one was pretty gud
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I'm afraid I might lose her.
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>>703151022
The world needs more of you. So I can keep fucking the sensible remaining women.
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I'm thinking about saving up money, giving it to my wife, and telling her to high tail it back to her home state. She claims to be not complicated, but she's the most complicated woman I know.
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>>703153015
One or two blocked me but images get replayed sometimes. I think they're trying to figure out who it is because some of them are super tight about who has their snapchat.
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>>703139893
My best friend fucked the girl I've been in love with even though I've told him lowkey that I do but it's ok because I got his girlfriend pregnant
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I masterminded 9/11
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I came up with the new iPhone.
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>>703150201
Random male average lifestyle it seemed. middle class if i had to say. How did i get away? i walked away. It went unnoticed and it was just another dead person in chicago. If you ever want to kill someone just go to chicago people won't bat an eye. as long as you' aren't hunting the north wealthy side it won't even make the 6 o clock news. its open game.
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>have crush on girl
>ask her to prom
>she says yes
>happy.jpg
>tell all my friends
>crush gets asked by chad days later
>she says yes
>she tries to put me down easy as her friends laugh in the background
>worst day of my life
>end up going with one of my female friends who told me she had never been asked to a dance
>fast forward 3 years
>class reunion party
>ive grown alot and get alot more attention from the grillz
>crush spends a ton of time around me
>can literally not shake her
>she takes me upstairs and comes on to me
>reject her
>she cries and screams
>yea fuck this, i leave
>people ask whats going on upstairs
>i shrug and walk past them
>they go up and see her sleeping on the floor in tears
>next morning everyone asks her what happened
>shes quiet
>i pipe in and say that if they really want to know that i told her a sad bedtime story to put her to bed because she was drunk and needed to sleep it off
>she pipes in and says she remembers now and thats what happened
>leave party

i still think about what would've happened if i had crushed her right there in front of all those people like she did me, but i'm better than that
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I've helped 3 ex gfs get fucked by a friends dog and recorded it, still watch them to this day
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>>703153873
Mayor? Is that you?
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>>703154301
post link, I'm using a Wii U currently and can't access webms.
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>>703140153

>no offense
>collegefaggot detected

Jesus crap stop being a pussy
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>>703154094
if you're not lying, i truly hope you do it again and get caught. you don't deserve to be alive. you killed someone to "try it out". i hope you realize that you're worthless
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>>703154482
I've never posted them
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>>703154938
well do it fagot. nothing to lose if you got your friend fucked by a dog.
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My gf's best friend recently became a stripper. On her first day I went with my gf to support her friend. Since then I visit her at the club 2-4 times a week and get lap dances every time. I have driven her home after her shifts and gotten head from her. I have yet to fuck her. My gf has no clue
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>>703155049
It was my gfs who got fucked. It was a friends dog and she didn't know I was using her dog.. or house.
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>>703155236
Context doesn't matter really, just fucking post it or leave
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I wanna see this girls nudes to an extreme. But too big of a pussy to ask her so I use b as a way to get them.
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>>703154549
IIII A hunter cannot become hunted if he prays on the surplus of society. No one cares about little jabari getting shot twice in the chest in englewood. They care about James in wacker or wester.
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>confess
Too much to. Even on /b/ the PC culture is styfling
Need a place to start
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>>703143634
Are you getting cucked?
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I'm starting to wonder after roughly about 4 years of being with significant other if I stay with her through all her shit because I lover and "love labors on" or if I'm just afraid of being alone again. I'm plenty young to try again but it's the uncertainty that really gets me. I believe I love her, but I'm a fucked person in a lot of ways...
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>>703155334
and youre a filthy rich intellectual god right, you're above most people so it's fine?
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>>703147780
Have you been with a woman? How is it compared to it?
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I never feel bad after jerking it. no matter what i jerk it to or how, i never feel bad or disgusted with myself. as far as i know that isnt normal
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I just weighed myself
Im 410lbs
The heaviest ive ever been in my life.
Im 6'3 and tank built but this shit is depressing. I have no friends and all my money goes to a student loan payment for a degree i didnt get from a school that was shut down just recently.
Idk if i should an hero or not.
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>>703156078
if you went to ITT isn't your loan being forgiven? If so, stop paying that shit, fuck that school man.
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>>703145228
Me basically. Started with furfaggotry. Told my friend that there was a naked butt in the lion king logo, he didn't believe me so i googled naked lion king to show him, saw simba get dominated and now i have 500+ pics of gay yiff
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>>703154094
Dun fucked up
You gave away 3 pieces of information
1) the location, chicago
2) the time, before now but possibly recently
3) the victims information
And bonus
4) the fact you moved away after it
That can narrow a large list substantially
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I am a well trained and experience rocket scientist that has worked on every U.S. launch vehicle this century.

I am now a physically disabled deadbeat that is unemployed. I want to work, but my condition makes me unreliable at best.

Used to work through it, but felt it was my obligation to stop working if I could no longer physically do it.

If I can just get a good low pain spell, maybe back to work again. Miss having problems to solve.
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>>703156230
Only if you enrolled in the last 120 days
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>>703145608
Hello newfriend
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I tell stories I find on /b/ to make myself seem more interesting than I really am.
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>>703140440
>The fucking elipsis
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>>703156400
1. Chicago is big no real place was specified only examples.
2. the time was never specified could've been this year or 15 years ago
3.No real info given. No race/age. All that is given is male
4. Chicago is currently the city with the most relocations outside of state.

and lastly. You do know how many killings happen every year ? we just beat our 2015 record. You think CPD has time and $ to spend on murder investigations that are in gang neighborhoods etc. You're naive. Also don't believe everything you read on 4chan works of fiction remember.
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>>703143634
Explain yourself
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>>703156400
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>>703156530
Well that's fucking gay. I feel kinda bad for you man.
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>>703157128
Damage control nigga
Forwarding your info to authorities
Hope you had a proxy
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>>703139893
I wish i was asexual, since i cant fuck girls easily and im a porn/sex addict. Im not ugly, booring or shy, its just that i dont have a proper social life (i have good friends tho and im a happy person) I have sex once in a while but that feelsbadman i want a gf
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>>703157128
dun goofed.
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I cheated in my 7th grade math test.
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>>703139893
i declined a girl who asked me out for my best friend who is a really feminine guy and we are secretly hooking up...
p.s. i'm not gay
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>>703149172
I prefer centorea, anon, she deserves it.
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The only girl I've ever asked out denied me and became a dude. Operation and everything.
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>>703139893
I'm horny for a friend and would sleep with him even thought I have a boyfriend only thing that holds me back is the distance.
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>>703157711
that's not really YOUR secret...
your life is boring if the biggest thing you've got is that you interacted with a transgender person.
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>>703157605
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>>703149791
kek
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>>703151022
why can I never meet guys that are into fat chicks.
Like I just want the sex.
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>>703157996
this is so cute
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>>703157711
didn't even know this was possible. Did they give her a dick somehow or.. remove her tits... wtf
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>>703158467
They cut skin off your thigh or something and roll it up, and then attach the sensitive parts.
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>>703158408
Maybe you're just asking the wrong guys? I have a chunky fuck buddy that I hook up with quite often.
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I find masturbation much more enjoyable and less time consuming than sex
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>>703157996
dude he is mentally a girl so yeah it's still NOT GAY
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>>703158408
if you want them to lower their standards then you gotta lower your standards too like ffs ask a shy socially awkward guy out or ask a fat guy out quit bitching about it on 4chan
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When we were quite younger my friend blew me off, but then I had to blow him... Not worth it he had a small uncircumcised penis. I was like 15, and he was a little younger.
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>>703159473
Did he mentally create himself a pussy? Cause if not you're still fucking a guys ass.
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>>703144806
actual lawl
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>>703160039
Are you complaining it was small? did you want something bigger?
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>>703149432
That pretty much sums me up
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>>703160354
Go big or go home I guess
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I once tried to fuck a rock when i was drunk
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>>703160134
fucking a guy in the ass is not gay. stop calling me a homosexual
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>>703160508
It's only gay if the balls touch
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>>703160444
Fair enough, nice trips btw.

>>703160490
Did that rock have a big fat ass you could fuck?
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>>703139893
I still love her and shes half of every thing i care about in this shitty and hopeless world well idk maybe i can get rich or learn business or economics or history or philosophy or something but God needs to work his magic and help me and let me.help him....
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>>703139893
When I was younger me and my friend about the age of like 12 used to touch tips and rub butts. Not proud of it but hey, I'm bisexual now.
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>>703139893
I am in a secret relationship with a girl that one of my good friends absolutely adores. He's been trying to get her for months now, and I'm afraid that if he finds out, our friendship will be fucked.
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>>703160134
>>703160508
>>703160632
i play with his dick while fucking him, that might seem gay but it's not because he is quite feminine he never askes me to suck his dick, which i do at my own will because it's not gay
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>>703155134
Free head?
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>>703139893
I found 6 of my parents dildos in total, and I have used all of them, recently one of them found out that I had some of them im my room and I don't know what to do plz help
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>>703160508
>>703160888
I really don't understand this why not just admit your gay or at least bi instead of keeping up this act that you're straight because you're worried what other might think.
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>>703139893

I fap to videos of young girls in shiny gymnastics leotards while wearing one myself.

I imagine them bound and gagged with duct tape while I do it.
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>>703161050
If they found them it's not a secret anymore, try again.
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>>703141060
trips
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>>703161258
that's because i'm not gay or bisexual.. i would never fuck a guy other than him, i like pussy ffs you guys need to understand that having intimate relationships with feminine guys is not gay in any way
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im autistic and no one knows shhhhh
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>>703161431
>Turned down a girl to continue being with male hookup

Alright man you're not gay
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>>703161431
>Wanting pussy
What are you, a fag?
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>>703142419
I feel like you're triggered by the notion that a woman can be attracted to a man who uses this forum

I'm guessing you're a pretty insecure dude. If you got some confidence and a cute dog, maybe you could get laid. At the very least, make out.
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I want to be alone.
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>>703161601
i felt nothing for her.. isn't it better to be in a loving relationship? or should i have hooked up with her to prove i'm not gay? if you'd rather be in a pretend relationship with a girl just to prove you're straight then good fucking luck to you
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>>703141396
feel the same exact way... :/
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I fucking hate my son, and cannot wait to be rid of him.
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>>703161793
then just come out as gay why are you trying so hard to prove that yo are not gay?
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>>703141060
mkay
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>>703161793
Fuck it. I'm done. You have your way of thinking. I have mine. There is just no logic in your thinking. I don't know why you would deny yourself like that.
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Indirectly killed 12 people
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>>703162579
There there anon, let me suck ya dick, it'll take away the stress.
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>>703162579
i'm not arguing with you, man i got nothing against you, i'm just trying to establish that you can have a perfectly fine relationship with a guy without having to be labeled as gay or whatever.. even though it's secretive i've never been so happy and loved someone so much before.
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>>703162736
go on
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>>703149647
Are you me?
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Siscon-Chan here. Ask me anything. I'm with Amelia right now and we'll be doing a Q&A if you guys have any questions.
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>>703139893
I'm a Virgin ( spiritually and physically)
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>>703153378

I mean as long as the fat person doesn't look really gross (no dark or scaly skin, hygenic, puts on weight in way that's appealing, no STDs) and they have a decent enough face, and if they're up for it, why not? I'd like for everyone to just have a good time. Hell, I'm not even wanting sex as an end-goal most of the time. Just touching works for me.

This one time I hung out with this really fat guy, like over 500 lbs, shaped kind of like this picture here, except his belly came out a little more. It was a craigslist thing, he said he wanted to date, and he considered sex. When I got there, he got cold feet and said no. I told him I was fine with no sex and he suggested we just hang out at home and watch TV. He basically sat there and did nothing but eat while I manhandled his gut, and it got to the point where I gave him a handjob. While I am bi, I do tilt more towards women than men, so personally, I felt a little uncomfortable afterwards, but it made the guy happy, so you know. Plus he let me grind my dick on him in exchange. I checked up on him a few months later, he was dating some lady, so I'm glad he came out of his shell a little more.

>>703158408

The harsh reality is that people lie, and the people that are open to casual sex are usually very desperate, very messed up, or very unkempt and have shit like STDs. Lying doesn't make it fun, it makes it stressful. In a better world, we could trust people to take care of themselves and invite people over whenever we got bored so we could all fuck each other and not confuse it with love and be smart enough to keep it from warping into potentially life-changing decisions.
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>>703163518
who the fuck is siscon-chan and Amelia?
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>>703139893
I really really really want to get my sister pregnant.
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>>703163657
Some guy who keeps spamming his stupid incest shit on every incest thread. Looks like he came here now.
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>>703157996
>Not having a cute bro to snuggle with when nobody's looking.

Why live?
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>>703163655
would you consider yourself attractive? are people shocked that you get with them or are you kinda gross too?
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>>703164068
Cause it could be a possibility one day


one day.
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I got blackmailed by my boyfriend's friend in Highschool and I lost my virginity to him before I did to my actual boyfriend.
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>>703164559
If true, what secret could make you do such thing, what did he have to blackmail you.
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>>703152039
Long story short this one kid left an oz of him and his friends weed in my car because he didnt wanna carry it through school, me and a friend ditch school and stage a car hopping on my own car and we took the bud. They put the blame on the new kid who happened to be asking everyone to smoke him out that day, and i watched the kid take a pretty gnarly ass whoopin the same day. This happened at a lretty shitty school for shitty kids too by the way haha
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>>703164238

I don't think I'm hideous, but I won't say I'm a hunk. I'm not overweight myself. I haven't been with a lot of people, some I'd say were more attractive than me, others less, but I think it's because I'm so non-judging that they've probably accepted my appearance in return. That and I don't speak in flowery terms, I'm a real straight shooter when it comes to my feelings and getting to know other people. It helps to lighten the mood and keep things more relaxed. That's exactly what I did with the huge fat guy. I flirted with him and said things about his body and he'd laugh nervously, but he spoke up and admitted that he liked hearing those comments.
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>>703164559
Details? Did you cry while he fucked you?
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>>703140440
overweight 40 year old neckbeard giggles in his still prepubescent voice as he looks at the replys
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>>703141537

AWESOME
W
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When I was 12 I accidentally stood on my pet mouse and killed it. Everybody thinks it just died from a stroke or something.

It sounds stupid, but I feel terrible whenever I think about it.
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>>703165009
>>703165245
He had nude pictures of me from a party where I was drunk and passed out in a room. He apparently went in the room and stripped me naked and took hundreds of photos of me. The worst part was how he posed me in some of the photos so it made me look like I was giving him a blowjob.

And no I did not cry during the sex when did it but I was on the verge of crying throughout it. After though was a different story. I almost broke down mentally and was sobbing like crazy on the way home.
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i have taken so many pictures of girls asses at my school, i'm pretty sure people know, but i'm not positive
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>>703165863
I know that must have been traumatic for you but fuck, that's hot

how old were you at the time?
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>>703165769
at least you feel bad about it and it's not like you meant to. forgive yourself anon.
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>>703165863
you could've easily sued him and your bf would know you're a virgin if you proved it, this sounds like an excuse, lots of women have falsely sued men and succeeded, why couldn't you?
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>>703165863
>He had nude photo's of me that I didn't allow him to take.
>So I fucked him

Fucking stupid
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>>703144346
Are your crossword skills significantly enhanced when you are on cocaine?
Did you ever try to write down your times and compare which state actually makes you better at crosswords?
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>>703165217
a nice way to think
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