Civilization Thread
>Only posts ending in 5 or 0 affect the game
>Second to last digit determines the team you affect
>1 to 4 affects Red team
>5 to 8 affects Blue team
>9 and 0 affect both
>Dubs allow god mode
OP reserves the right to be a faggot and ignore stupid posts.
>>703139536
men taunt the woman with their burly chest and the women fall into the river
>>703140455
Careful now, you might kill her!
>>703140727
dafuq men are red and women are blue???
>>703140791
There's only one in the river dumbass
>>703140946
op's fucking autistic
shit thread
>>703141064
There's two people on each side, the one woman on the right is now in the river you retard
MOngols invade
Having singles control the game puts WAY too much pressure on you. Just do what I did in my Red/brown/Aliens game and do Even dubs controls one, Odd controls the other, and only the first dubs after my updated map get picked.
>>703141657
The game would take forever with dubs though
>>703139536
get a tank
Cut down trees/make basic shelters out of wood and dirt.
everyone stops and gets on their knees to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole
>>703141820
the red team somehow obtain a single tank, but have no fuel to operate it
>>703142110
Things are looking pretty bleak for the blue girl
Suddenly understand how to swim.
>>703139536
get tank fuel and a tank-sized catapult
>>703142704
reroll
digs a hole/trench and sits inside of it
they get a dinosaur
>>703142701
Reroll. This can't end that easily.
>>703142770
This is very useful
Dig a trench in between the river and given team.
>>703143268
Pumpjack and refinery for red team
>>703143220
>>703143205
The red team can now swim, and have a dinosaur nearby. Good thing they have shelter.
>>703143268
Men rape and steal fuel and catapult
The blue team finds sticks and grass to tie together to make armor
>>703143268
oops. get a tank-sized rock to fire at the other team
>>703143541
one of the people from the civilization is now trained in the art of stealth and has become a ninja
Someone contracts Autism.
>>703143714
reroll
>>703143714
reroll again
>>703143722
>>703143723
autistic ninja
>>703143541
Let's begin the religion of the rare pepe.
Pepe is basically the anti-mohammed. Instead of killing you for making pictures of him, he saves your soul.
BUILD A FUCKING BRIDGE!!
>>703143714
come on tank rock!
>>703143714
tank rock!
Capture/rescue the blue woman drowning in the river.
>>703143541
Shrek Becomes their religion
>>703144066
>God Mode
>Shrek
Things just got interesting.
>>703144040
An enormous rock appears on the blue side
>>703144065
The only other blue person manages to save her just in time
>>703144066
The blue civilization has adopted Shrekolicism
fuck and make 2 children
>>703144435
Dig for valuables. See if we can get money to hire/recruit more people.
>>703144435
With shrek as god pilgrims come from miles around bringing offerings
begin construction on a war boat. finish in 3 rounds.
>>703144874
Capture and enslave said pilgrims
Cut down some more trees to build/reinforce your shelter. Plant some saplings to replace lost trees.
Niggers overrun the place and turns the area into a crack-infested ghetto.
>>703145116
Get clay and mud from the river to make a wall
it starts to rain hard. imminent floods
>>703144435
Red Team begins to worship Kek
>>703144780
Blue team now has a population of 4
>>703144815
Red team digs for valuables for a few turns. First try finds nothing.
>>703145030
Since no pilgrims arrived, this cannot happen
make a kite to enjoy the sunshine
Make enough Bows for the entire population and a fuck ton of arrows. Equip current settlers.
>>703145638
Attempt to find/tame forest creatures
tame the dinosaur
>>703145638
The pilgrims of Shrekolicism start coming and they don't stop coming.
Thread Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw
Chop down a tree to make a bow, search for rocks on the riverbed for arrowheads
>>703145638
If this post affect blue
>Use catapult to thow rock at the red teams shelter
If my post affects red
>Fire tank at the catapult, destroying it
bump
>>703146044
>they don't stop coming.
Have fun New Germany.
>>703146333
Do trips count?
In case not > Reroll
Bump
>>703146333
No fuel to operate it. I doubt it has ammo
>>703145305
Niggers move in on both sides and make a ton of nonsensical noise
>>703145488
It starts pouring down rain and begins to flood everything
>>703145510
Red team has begun practicing Kekism
>>703146444
Dubs
>>703146435
i thinkthey count as dubs in this case
>>703146044
>God Mode Activated
Oh shit
>>703145638
cut down a tree and make a boat
>>703145638
ride the dinosaur across the river and kill the other team
>>703146535
give the team guns and kill the niggers
>>703146444
checked
>>703146679
reroll
>>703146679
re-roll
>>703146535
interracial sex, giving +4 half nigs to population
they fuck and create a new integrant
make a burger joint out of the wood from the trees. do not ask questions
>>703146398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHav2bhd-4M
Little bit of backlog here, gonna switch to dubs only like that anon said before.
>11,22,33,44 control Red
>55,66,77,88 control Blue
>99, 00 control both
>trips are god mode and can pick
>>703145845
>>703145911
>>703146033
>>703146044
will all be counted and done
>>703146333
Pick one oh god of trips
>>703146856
reroll
>chop down trees
>make a boat
>go across river
>"sup dude, even thou we have different religions, we can live in peace, but those niggers are really annoying, what do you think of enslaving them?"
>wait for a response
invent solar power for all the shit that doesnt use electricity
they get a giant and fat chicken, kinda dumb but powerful
>>703147007
I pick blue
>>703147231
roll for this
>>703147231
roll for this
response be "k"
>>703145845
The kite is immediately ripped away in the wind and rain
>>703145911
All of the red side have bows, niggers are still unarmed
>>703146033
The dinosaur is now loyal to the red empire
>>703146044
The pilgrims come but unfortunately get washed away into the river
do what >>703147231 says but instead say "hey dudes wanna create a new species called shrkeks"
Bump
>>703147007
Should've made the thread on /qst/
Rain stops
Convince the opposite side to take a temporary treaty to exterminated the nignog threat. Wear matching white robes to symbolize this temporary truce.
>>703147489
Rolling for this
you throw some fried chicken into the river, thus solving the nig problem once and for all
>>703147657
Reroll
>>703147489
reroll, if dubs they 100% agree
>>703147888
bitch that was my rain
fight me
>>703147489
retroll
>>703148011
oh shit
>>703146710
Red team gets just enough firepower to kill the niggers before running out of ammunition
>>703146805
Turns out the dinosaur can't swim
>>703146877
The blue team population doubles
>>703147265
Blue team invents solar power. It's useless.
salt falls from the sky and the dinosaur becames blind
>>703146333
>>703147336
OP don't forget about this
>>703148123
Blue team summons hitler and they begin planning their "final solution" for the reds
make a solar powered catapult for throwing small suns at the other team. made with just some shit lying around. does not come with batteries
>>703148516
ree???
>>703146048
stop ignoring me op
>>703147888
The rain has stopped, the resulting flood of water rapidly flushed the pilgrims down the river.
The two red people swim to the riverbank, but the dinosaur continues to fight to stay afloat.
>>703148235
I got u fam
>>703139536
mass reproduction
Increase population by 10 million
green team appears with 3 members in the woods
invent autism and cropdust it into the otherteam
River banks overflow, mass flood
>>703148760
Roll for this
>>703148123
Bulid Cathedral to Shrekolicism, Pope is appointed
>>703148783
Rolling for this.
>>703148760
>>703148910
And millions were diagnosed that day
>>703148648
Blue team converts to Catholicism and a cathedral appears.
Dinosaur finds low water and climbs kut the river
>>703148644
Dem doobz
huge gold mine found, which makes a house for whatever team.
make some fucking bread
>>703149013
Reroll
>>703149033
Yay
>>703148760
>>703148910
nice to 4chan see could've existed in this world
>>703148783
reroll
>>703149013
Rolling
make electricity and invent pink vibrating dragon dildo
>>703148648
blue team befriends and has sex with the niggers and the total blue team population doubles
>>703149140
This but weaponize the dildos.
>>703139536
Grow apple trees
A lighting strikes, causing a fire that burns down almost every tree in that team's forest
>>703148968
reroll
>>703149162
roll
a drop bridge is made and one of the 2 teams has control over it.
>>703149236
im rolling for this guys post. tottally not a reroll guys
>>703149162
Roll 4 this
Blue team struggles from over population and 2 die from starvation leading to canibalism
>>703148644
You haven't gotten a good number til now
Can't draw that small but the red team now has a crude bow and some arrows.
>>703149033
The dinosaur just barely managed to escape a terrible fate.
Build a bridge and make a peace treaty.
Blue team discovers agriculture --particularly wasabi farming in the river.
>>703149350
No, it fucking isn't, you cunt
>>703149162
reroll
the team that gets this gets a castle and 2 knights but the other one gets a village and 10 more people
>>703149451
reroll
light the tank fuel on fire and shoot it at the red team
>>703149469
re roll
>>703149413
Red converts to Catholicism and builds a church.
>>703149506
this
>>703149413
Blue Tames the dinosaur
>>703149607
rolling for this
>>703149384
Reroll
>>703149544
Good idea, wish I thought of that
>>703149413
Make more babies
Everyone turns gay and start having sex
>>703149162
rollll
ayy lmaos visit
>>703149506
This
>>703149607
this
>>703149544
Oh shit
ok enough shit posting let get real. make some fucking pool floating and party in the river. no one needs to know how to swim and all are welcome
>>703149413
The dinosaur starts gaining affection towards the blue team
>>703149679
rollin
one half of a team starves to death, the one that didn't get the roll starts a farm
>>703149542
Rollllllll for peace
if red: yell orders at trained dinosaur to kill blue team
if blue: light tank fuel on fire, shoot at red team
>>703149794
Rain puts out the fire.
>>703149818
By the powers invested in me, there shall be peace
>>703149876
Reroll
>>703148760
>>703148910
>>703149413
Cmon now i know you want to
Blue team fucks niggers for maximum population
The children are blue and not niggers
zues coe down and looks for something to fuck. he will remain for three "turns" or until he is satisfied
>>703150091
Reroll
>>703150091
make it happen
>>703150091
Roll
1 wizard and 2 Jews show up and establish the first Bank of the land
Cool rock concert set upon whatever side
>>703149162
ROLLLLING
>>703150096
Bring in the papa dick
>>703150041
im rolling for this shit right here, do it
>>703150091
Shameless reroll
>>703149794
Blue Tame the T-Rex
>>703150091
This
Santa Claus brings gifts to all
>>703150289
off by one re
>>703149162
>>703150091
either or both
>>703149732
Reroll
>>703150316
OP here, the dinosaur is already tamed and loyal to the red side. This won't work.
>>703149794
Red have bdsm sex
>>703149876
Rerollin
>>703150091
5th and last reroll
the team that gets the roll goes into the Renaissance, getting a castle and 7 more people with a additional 6 knights, the other team turn into a sparta like society gaining 10 solders and a farming village
>>703150491
this
>>703150262
Rerawl
>>703150369
ok but this is the santa
The niggers make a boat and sale the river
The messiah arrives.
>>703150443
Don't be so naive OP
Blue uses priest to convert dino to blue Wololo style
>>703150491
Red
>>703150491
reroll
>>703150634
Rerolling
>>703150491
BLUE
>>703150491
And shit just appears magically, right?
>>703145638
Fuck and make 666 children
>>703149162
roll
God shrek mates with the dinosaur
Result is baby Shrekek
reroll to waste dubs
The red team write a harshly worded letter regarding the recent war crimes committed by the blue team. The blue team start developing heavy water
>>703150759
didn't the tanks?
>>703150897
roll
>>703150455
Red team fucks, doubling the population
>>703150544
They have a concert at the rock, chanting or whatever the fuck they do next to the evil rock
>>703150839
Reroll
>>703150839
Rolling for this
>>703150947
for
>>703150982
this
Make the blacks into our team and have each one of them have a child
>>703150260
Where the bank yo?
>>703150839
Kek this
>>703150763
Roll
>>703151042
i give up. last re roll
>>703150590
Op the boat, the boat op
>>703151066
the babies have to be half black tho. like a dark blue.
Cus of cool rock ritual Kek delivers them a Kek Rock Golem
>>703150763
Reroll
>>703150491
this is good
>>703150952
Red converts to Catholicism and builds a Church.
>>703151235
reroll
they all get cake
>>703150491
Roll
>>703150952
4 yellows appear on the lower red side
>>703150491
Reroll
Shrek and Kek have a massive battle to decide the one true god
>>703150952
niggers tame dino
Team invents nukes other team loses
If trips red team wins
>>703151066
The blue team's population more than doubles
>>703150952
all of the men turn into shemales and traps
>>703150586
agreed
Zika spreads in the blue team making 1 in 4 retarded
invent dirt. profit
the winning team of the roll gets mustard gassed and makes the next roll for them obsolete (good or bad)
>>703151205
Rolllllll
>>703151439
>>703151300
HERETIC!
>>703151439
yellows appear on the lower red side
>>703151205
Roll.
>>703151439
Blue begins building a town to live in
ShreKeKsaurus
>>703151478
i like this idea. not a reroll but do itif it dubs
Alien comes from space and drops knowledge
Chop down trees and make some makeshift swords for everyone in either team
Red chops down 1
Blue chops down 2 because it has double the population
>>703151300
>>703151555
>>703151577
OP you got a lot of work to do.
>>703151555
holy fuck
>>703151205
Praline
>>703151625
reroo
>>703151625
their knowledge is how to be traps however
>>703151442
this again niggers
>>703139536
Everyone on the blue team turns gay
A panzerkampfwagen appears for the team
Meteor kill dino
>>703151696
Again!
>>703151300
>>703151708
we need traps doh
>>703151587
This
>>703151742
this / with land before time theme playing softly
yellow team are Asians and get cars but drive them into the river due to racist stereotypes and die
>>703151439
they all realize that anal sex is the key to their success
>>703151439
Blue team has a castle.
>>703151773
Once More!
>>703151587
This m8
Red team build a Dam the top of the river, doubling river width
Keemstar arrive and rule all niggers naming them Alex
>>703151874
Kek roll for this
>>703151874
inb4 no gas
children of the corn appear
>>703151922
does this mean they convert back to kekism? or will they give credit to their new god?
>>703151995
on some toast
>>703151967
Can we reroll for this
This team adopts feminism and black lives matters ideals, now only women and women niggers fight
>>703151555
winning team of the roll all get 8 inch dicks and half the women (of I guess 1/4) of the other team swim over to join the others and ride there dicks.
>>703151967
REROLL FAG
OP makes a new thread since this one is about to die.
Shrek gets a donkey that fucks a dragon
>>703150260
Deliver op
Red team catches a disease from rock, all get sick.
>>703151807
everyone except the blacks turn into traps
>>703152165
do this now
>>703152139
The stone is used to create a wall between yellow and red.
>>703151807
reds also build a gas chamber that looks like a second church for shrek followers, with a sign that says "free chicken" out front, they also start to build a bridge across to the nigger blues
OP new thread, plese
>>703152139
yellows build a wall
>>703152166
>>703152103
With some jello
>>703152160
kek
>>703152332
close enough right
>>703152294
reroll
>>703151577
Blue begins construction of a small town. It will take a few turns to complete.
>>703152139
ooga booga black people show up behind red
>>703152310
rerolling
>>703152139
Yellows start a little farm near the river
Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker!
>>703152124
reroll
>>703151922
I don't even understand your faggotry so I'm ignoring this one.
>>703152034
Oh shit maybe golem will do something to them since they switched
>>703152482
r0llin 4 dis
>>703152496
rolling again
>>703150491
reroll
>>703152523
The rock turns into a rock golem cus of the stone ritual
>>703152523
re for op
If you guys get dubs before the thread 404s I'll make another. I'm getting tired.
>>703152482
reroll
>>703152426
Penis in river
>>703152617
God please help me
>>703150091
reroll
>>703152671
D u b z
>>703152671
Check them.
>>703152697
giant penis god emerges from the river
>>703152426
Yellow begins to practice Judaism and open a bank
>>703152698
dubs be upon me
>>703152698
i have no ideawhat im rolling for but we need dubs now
>>703152811
Checked
>>703152622
This is next
>>703152811
Nice
>>703152829
>>703152829
>>703152829
>>703152811
CHECKED
>>703152841
>>703152862
reeeeee
>>703152811
the dubs have spoken
>>703152922
You are my hero
>>703152922
1/4 of whichever team's population gains military training
Find a duck
>>703153054
me irl honestly
>>703152824
reroll
>>703152824
reravioli
>>703152645
reroll
