>Only posts ending in 5 or 0 affect the game
>Second to last digit determines the team you affect
>1 to 4 affects Red team
>5 to 8 affects Blue team
>9 and 0 affect both
>Dubs allow god mode
OP reserves the right to be a faggot and ignore stupid posts.
Careful now, you might kill her!
Having singles control the game puts WAY too much pressure on you. Just do what I did in my Red/brown/Aliens game and do Even dubs controls one, Odd controls the other, and only the first dubs after my updated map get picked.
everyone stops and gets on their knees to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole
the red team somehow obtain a single tank, but have no fuel to operate it
Things are looking pretty bleak for the blue girl
The red team can now swim, and have a dinosaur nearby. Good thing they have shelter.
Shrek Becomes their religion
Things just got interesting.
An enormous rock appears on the blue side
The only other blue person manages to save her just in time
The blue civilization has adopted Shrekolicism
Blue team now has a population of 4
Red team digs for valuables for a few turns. First try finds nothing.
Since no pilgrims arrived, this cannot happen
Niggers move in on both sides and make a ton of nonsensical noise
It starts pouring down rain and begins to flood everything
Red team has begun practicing Kekism
Little bit of backlog here, gonna switch to dubs only like that anon said before.
>11,22,33,44 control Red
>55,66,77,88 control Blue
>99, 00 control both
>trips are god mode and can pick
will all be counted and done
Pick one oh god of trips
>chop down trees
>make a boat
>go across river
>"sup dude, even thou we have different religions, we can live in peace, but those niggers are really annoying, what do you think of enslaving them?"
>wait for a response
The kite is immediately ripped away in the wind and rain
All of the red side have bows, niggers are still unarmed
The dinosaur is now loyal to the red empire
The pilgrims come but unfortunately get washed away into the river
Red team gets just enough firepower to kill the niggers before running out of ammunition
Turns out the dinosaur can't swim
The blue team population doubles
Blue team invents solar power. It's useless.
The rain has stopped, the resulting flood of water rapidly flushed the pilgrims down the river.
The two red people swim to the riverbank, but the dinosaur continues to fight to stay afloat.
I got u fam
Bulid Cathedral to Shrekolicism, Pope is appointed
You haven't gotten a good number til now
Can't draw that small but the red team now has a crude bow and some arrows.
The dinosaur just barely managed to escape a terrible fate.
the team that gets the roll goes into the Renaissance, getting a castle and 7 more people with a additional 6 knights, the other team turn into a sparta like society gaining 10 solders and a farming village
Don't be so naive OP
Blue uses priest to convert dino to blue Wololo style
Red team fucks, doubling the population
They have a concert at the rock, chanting or whatever the fuck they do next to the evil rock
The blue team's population more than doubles
reds also build a gas chamber that looks like a second church for shrek followers, with a sign that says "free chicken" out front, they also start to build a bridge across to the nigger blues
Blue begins construction of a small town. It will take a few turns to complete.
Yellow begins to practice Judaism and open a bank