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Is a .22LR round to the head enough to kill yourself? Or would it just make you retarded?
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>>703133875
Try it and report back
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It has killed some. It has made some retarded.
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it PROBABLY would, but you'd probably miss the brain stem and live. Honestly I'd get a cheap bubba gun 12ga and blow my head off, it's gonna work as long as you dont shoot straight up and tear your face off.
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>>703133875
Put two in behind the left ear it should bounce around and turn your brain into jello.
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>>703133875
It'll likely kill you if it's not point blank. Also straight up under the jaw pointing in towards the prefrontal cortex helps too.
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>>703133875
22 short to the temple just powerful enough to penetrate your skull and ricochet around and liquefy your brain

that what mafia used to use because its quiet and works
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>>703134111
Nice trips faggot, but he could make a zip gun out of lead pipe and a nail much easier.
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>>703134212
>Put two in
I don't think you thought this through
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>>703134228
Why try and punch through bone when you can just go through the eyeball...all soft tissue straight into the brain.
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>>703134348
shit that works too
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>>703134528
wrong, there is mostly bone behind the eye with only a small opening, and going through the eye means your almost guaranteed to not hit anything vital (brain stem)
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>>703134388
Trust me I did. I am well aware he will be unconscious after the first.
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>>703133875
go big or go home
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>>703133875
>op implying he's not already retarded
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>>703134111
shut up you fucking retard. stop talking out of your ass about shit you don't understand, that's why people don't like you.

OP, the only question mark is whether or not the round penetrates your skull. if it does, it'll bounce around and destroy your brain. if it doesn't, it'll ride around the outside of your skull and leave some weird fucked up scarring. 22lr is a truly disgusting cartridge
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>>703133875
Has a chance of either, if your medical knowledge is low, there's a lower chance of you hitting the right spot, study locations in your brain a little bit and make sure you get the perfect trajectory for maximum lethality.

>>703134348
zipguns are shit, even for suicides.
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>>703133875
Only one way to find out. God speed
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>>703133875
.22 is powerful enough at point blank to penetrate the skull
it actually does more damage to the brain than other rounds because unlike other rounds it doesn't penetrate the skull twice causing it to bounce around in the brain case
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>>703133875
youre already retarded, maybe itll make you unretarded.
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>>703133875
Behind the ear, not the temple. The temple is quite thick, the bullet can deduct and tear off a good chunk if your face.

Oh and not a hollow point or was cutter, .22 is low power enough to bounce off the other side of your skull, that's plenty enough to kill you.

Oh and don't load more than one round in your gun, you don't want a nogunz to find it and ND in their foot or whatever.

Take a bunch of aspirin and call 911 to get your organs.

Good luck and praise Khorne!
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>The .22-caliber slug destroyed the section of the brain responsible for his disabling obsessive-compulsive behavior without causing any other brain damage

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/02/25/us/brain-wound-eliminates-man-s-mental-illness.html

It could even make you less retarded
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You're already retarded. Go for a bigger caliber.
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>>703134829
He could do it with a fucking 10 gauge shell. It'd take his fuckin head off.
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>>703135136
Thanks bruh. Also good call on the 911 part. What's the point of the aspirin though?
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>>703134302
Yeah but they'd shoot people in the back of the head.
Frontal lobe is how you wind up potato.
There is no guarantee of any bouncing around either.
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>>703134770
Where can i find such a beautiful device?
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>>703133875
It'll go in and bounce around in your skull, killing you. So yeah.
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>>703135485
yeah but back in the 50's they didn't have the tech or knowledge to save people

you would die eventually if not from blood lose then hemorrhaging and infection
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>>703133875
/k/ here

As weak as it is, it's still a bullet and can still penetrate your skull. There have been many incidents of failed suicides via use of .22 though and there is a chance you could become potato. Your best bet is to sever the medula. Gun in mouth pointed straight back, angled slightly upwards. I don't suggest you do it but if you're truly set on offing yourself, at least you'll be informed. Godspeed, brother.
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>>703133875
dude...inert gas asphyxiation, use either helium or nitrogen
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>>703135554
not real, itd probably either go flying out of your hands, break your wrists, or just fucking blow up
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>>703135367
Yeah, he definitely could, shotguns in general are one of the most effective suicide guns.
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>>703133875
>>703133875
>Is a .22LR round to the head enough to kill yourself

picture a marble bouncing around in a colander.

>brainstew
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Or, you could just not kill yourself OP. I had an autistic friend try to make a permanent decision based off of a temporary problem and ended up having the round fail to penetrate his temple and travel downwards through his mouth. Shit fucked his tongue up, so it was removed, and he's in an even shitier predicament now
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>>703135983
That's not a guarantee.

You don't want OP to get brain damage do you?

Help the man die.
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>>703135554
doesn't exist. if it did, it would literally break your wrist

but the 500 mag should be more than enough to suit your needs
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Shot myself 2 times with a 22 semi auto and did not die. Had amnesia for a few weeks and still have bullets in my brain. Not retarded but if you insist on going an hero for the fuck of it, go with a desert eagel 50 cal or a shot gun with buck shot or a slug. Then again. there is the option of being less of a pussy and dealing with your problems head on. maybe get on some good meds and see a professional. Cuz /b/ doesn't care about your trollage so either do it faggot and put it on the internet at a tinyurl or be great justice and stop crying while you fap.
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>>703136001
My lifes good dude. Nothing going wrong at all right now. I'm calm. Just too apathetic about life overall. I'm in college, have a girlfriend, great future career, I just truly don't enjoy anything. No big problem, just basically bored every moment of my life except some fairly rare moments.
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>>703133875
Don't risk it buy a .308 and go out in style
All these people telling you .22 works are just trying to get you brain dead
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>>703136400
>Wasting upwards of 1.5k on a suicide gun.
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>>703134817
Medfag here, I've seen this phenomenon happen to a leg. Fucking weird as shit, went a long fucking way. Don't know if the bullet was sub or hypersonic.
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Don't kill yourself OP. You have friends and family that will miss you.
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>>703134019
kek
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>>703136658
>giving a shit about money when you are actually dedicated to dying
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>>703136658
your retarded

ur gonna die anyways

who gives a fuck

spend every last penny you have on it
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>>703136400
Self reflecting much dude? I have no big problem. My life is good overall. Meds aren't an option, if they were, I'm sure they'd work. My depression is clinical, not emotional based on some event. I've been this way as long as I can remember. Fuck off with your faggot ass assumptions.
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>>703136779
>>703136861
You could give that money to your friends/family to help cover your burial.
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>>703133875
.22 would be good if you put the gun to your temple, the thinnest spot in your skull.

put it to your forehead and it's liable to just get lodged in the bone
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In any calibre, open your mouth, push back to the top of your throat (not down it, but not up too high either).

The whole Idea is to destroy the medulla oblongata. Once that's gone your shuffling this mortal coil right off.

The only problem is getting to it.

It's easier from the back, but unless you have tentacles instead of arms, that won't work.

All that said, I wouldn't trust anything below 0.38.

Shit, go borrow a 0.44 mag or a 0.454 Cassull. THat way, even if you miss, you won't miss.

With a 0.22 LR, you better aim right.
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>>703135417
Aspirin is a blood thinner.
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>>703137114
Then you're blind, ugly, and still depressed.
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>>703134770
Sauce. Sauce or LIES!!!!!!
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>>703134817
>.22 is a disgusting cartridge

it's great for coons, possums, foxes, rabbits, squirrels, ect and is enough to kill something bigger if you do it execution style
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>>703133875
if it doesn't kill you the surgery to remove it will. People have blown their faces off with shotguns and lived. 9mm at least.
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>>703134111
Do NOT blow your face off! You aim for brain.
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i've made the mistake of shooting a woodchuck in the head with a 22mag hollow point

didn't even penetrate the skull, just fragmented on its thick skull and scalped it
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>>703137633

Don't forget working on your technique, trigger pull, and cheap plinking for the hell of it.

I don't know who the fuck would call 0.22 LR disgusting.

Obviously some asshole that never had a Ruger 10/22 (and also had the pleasure of customizing it).
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>>703137217
can't see yourself, need to have somebody do everything for you, and learned how to not kill yourself
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>>703137106
if you're killing yourself you either don't have anyone who loves you or don't give many shits about how you're impacting them. kys.
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>>703136400
pics or it didnt happen motherfucker
if its real you have the fuckin' x-rays on your computer
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>>703138081
i've shot woodchucks with shitty bb guns and still killed them, must have been a really shitty .22 short on a fucking huge woodchuck
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>>703138366
And here, we have an anon who truly doesn't get it.
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>>703138271
Dude.

Unless you're shooting with a giant calibre and have a slightly backward aim, all you're going to do is sever your optic nerves and maybe, just maybe, give yourself a shitty lobotomy.

Not much vital, in the lethal sense, just behind your forehead.

Fuck, that's what actually happened to the real Lt.....(what's his fuck...the douche in Band of Brothers...but the actual guy).

Putting a pistol to your temple is a good way to go blind, but a horrid way to off yourself.

Again: mouth, back, get to the mudulla oblongata.
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>>703133875
Yes, it would kill you because there isn't enough energy to exit your skul...it will just bounce around destroying your brain.

>INB4 .22lr is a pussy round
I've killed black hills mule deer with a .22lr
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>>703133875
I wouldn't advise it. Probably will end in vegetation or retardation, or worse, a grotesque disfigured face you'll have to explain to everyone you meet for the rest of your life.

Why do you want to kill yourself, OP?
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>>703138121
a 1000fps pellet gun is better for practicing than a 22, cost a little more but ammo is a lot cheaper so it equals out.

you have to hold it on target longer due to slower muzzle velocity, hell my gamo kicks more than a bolt action 22lr (though i wouldn't call it a kick)

also 22 is one of the most effecient burning cartridges there is
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The .22 has enough energy to penetrate your skull once, but it will not make it all the way out. It will bounce around your skull and turn your brain to mush.
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>>703138121
i think he meant the amount of damage the round is capable of doing on a human skull is disgusting. the ballistics of the round.
>it'll bounce around and destroy your brain

the way a .22lr round can bounce around on the inside of your head and literally turn your brain to swiss cheese.
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>>703136648
>brain dead

Let that sink in for a minute.
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>>703133875
Shoot yourself in the solar plexus, you'll bleed out in a couple minutes.
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>>703135936
>>703136206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMkiDguYtGw
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>>703138764
>> bounce around

It ain't a 0.223 with a big casing behind it...

I'm not saying that what you describe *can't* happen, I'm saying that if you're in a bad enough mood to want to off yourself you don't want to get maimed and live.
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>>703138448
what part of "mag" didn't you understand, as in winchester magnum, also it was a bolt action.

your bb gun won't penetrate the skull fucking pleb
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>>703133875
>Is a .22LR round to the head enough to kill yourself? Or would it just make you retarded?

Since you are asking here you are clearly too stupid to figure out how to kill yourself....
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If you are going to kill yourself, you should at leats do it with style. chain yourself to a fire hydrant and speed away in a car. Or maybe tie a noose to a parachute, get in a police chase, then parasail your corpse down the road on the 5 o'clock news.
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>>703133875
It'll work fine. Shit it right in yer eye.
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>>703136206
>doesn't exist
Lurk more
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>>703139281
light yourself on fire in protest of something
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>>703138958
The operative word being: *can*.

It's not a guarantee. And about that bounce:

- what if it hits your jaw?

- a vertebrae?

- a particularly hard part of skull?

- what if all that bullet ballerina shit only hits your forebrain?

Then, you're still breathing.
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>>703136662
.22lr is inherently subsonic. It's a preferred round to silence along with .45.
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>>703139201
FBI database says in the civilian world, the .22lr has killed the most people.
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Great if you want to play some brain pinball.
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>>703136861
100% of the people that have or will eat carrots, will die.
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>>703133875
You are already retarded if you don't know the answer to this. Try it faggot.
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>>703139201
>Using a .223 over a 5.56
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>>703139526
Goddamn fucking carrots
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>>703139201
.223

you talking 22 winchester mag, 22 hornet, m16 ar15 rounds as they are all chambered .223?

the more umph a bulltet has with muzzle velocity and grain the more likely it is to clear the other side of the skull
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>>703139510
And how many of those are murders?

I'm not saying it's not a deadly round.

It certainly is.

I'm saying that if you want to die, you want to limit chance and make sure you're gone when you pull the trigger.

Unless you really know what you're doing and have "luck" on your side, 0,22 LR ain't the round to use if you've got a choice.
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>>703133875
Helium tank and cpap mask?
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>>703139854

When I said 0.223, I meant the 0.556 NATO.
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>>703139895
Doesn't matter how many are murders. Death by the round. It deosn't incapacitate, it kills/
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>>703133875
You need to practice with .22's so you build up resistance.

A lead .22 will flatten on your skull because your skull is thicker than .22 inches wide.

But don't use the ones that are coated with Copper. Those are made with heavier powder charges, and a different primer composition which makes them move faster down the barrel. The copper coating is there to slow the bullet down as it runs down the barrel because otherwise it would literally explode as it hit the air when it leaves the front of the gun.
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>>703139940
Nope, helium you can purchase OTC won't kill you anymore, they fixed that shit on us.
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>>703133875
Since u are already retarded, you have nothing to worry about.
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>>703140002
>>703139854

And, to be fair, 0.22 Hornet and Win Mag *would* be better choices than 0.22 LR (though I still stand by not dropping below 0.38).
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>>703140053
underrated post, kek...
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>>703140002
>0.556
>Zero point five-six
>Not even a full millimeter
5.56
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>>703140034
Go back to CoD.
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>>703140063
...what? If helium is coming out of the tank and that's all youre breathing you'll asphyxiate
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>>703140244
Shit, yeah.

Thanks for the correct, I fucked that up.
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>>703133875
>>>/k/
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>>703140244
1 millimeter is .03937
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>>703140002
>When I said 0.223, I meant the 0.556 NATO.
>0.223, I meant the 0.556 NATO.
>0.223, 0.556 NATO.
>0.223
>0.556
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>>703133875

I was going to suggest you take yourself out with a nuclear bomb. But since you are obviously retarded I am afraid you might fuck it all up...

http://wonderfulengineering.com/this-is-what-happens-when-human-body-is-exposed-to-radiation-graphic-content/
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>>703133875
just shoot yourself with a low caliber bullet to gain resistance to the higher caliber bullets. ez immortality.
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>>703140357
>1 millimeter is .03937
Nigga what?
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>>703140298

it's mixed with air now

most painless way is a 70-30 mix of oxygen and nitrogen, the oxygen makes you think your breathing air and the nitrogen slowly kills you
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>>703140422
>copying jokes
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>>703140363
Who the fuck puts a "0" in front of .223, or 5.56?

I'll tell you - Homo's who know shit about guns.

Fucking Homo. Jesus.
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>>703140357

They're right, I meant 5.56 but fucked up the format from calibre to mm.
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>>703140439
it is

how can i be the nigger in this situation when you don't even know the conversion you uneducated nigger
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>>703138744
the temple is the thinnest part of your skull, and has a major artery right behind it. even if the bulklet doesn't hit anythinng besides the frontal lobe it's still going to fuck up the artery and you'll bleed out in a couple minutes
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>>703134302
pretty much this, the bullet penetrates the skull and then deforms at which point it rattles around in the skull cavity like cheap spanish maracas
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>>703140363
Stupid fuck:

The diameter of the actual bullet is the same.

So, they're all "22".

But there's a fuck of a lot of difference between a 0.22 LR and a 5.56 NATO.

Mainly how much fucking powder is behind them.

So, when people rock up about how much "22s" "tumble" it gets important real quick.
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>>703139233
so i imagined my crosman 2100 bb gun at half power splashing me with blood as i finished off a woodchuck that my dog left for dead
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>>703140564
i know
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>>703140505
That'll work, brah. If you go scuba diving to 4 ATM (130 feet deep in sea water for you faggots who didn't pay attention in physics class).
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Go 12 gauge or go home and get your shine box.
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>>703140564
no you are just fucking retarded, It wasn't a one time thing. But trust me, "We forgive you"

You fucking waste of human life that should have been aborted,,,
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>>703140557
>Who the fuck puts a "0" in front of .223, or 5.56?

Engineers do that....
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>>703140557
Because most people here don't know what the fuck is what and "." is too hard to see.
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>>703140795
they don't fucking tumble.

god dammit stop spreading that myth.
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>>703139281
>parasail your corpse on the 5 o'clock news

don't forget the fursuit
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>>703140298
Essentially, the gas they sell you will float a balloon, but won't put you out of your misery.
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>>703140871
Engineers who Suck Cock, i.e. Homo's.

Thanks for proving my point.
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>>703140942
I didn't say they did.
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>>703140871
0.556 ≠ 5.56
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>>703140594
Tell that to LT. Sobel (looked up his name).
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>>703140795
You really didn't look at my post, nigger. You just wanted to talk shit about something you don't fucking know

>.22
>tumbles

pls anon, your retard is showing
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>>703133875
I wouldn't trust it.

Yes it can, it can also not penetrate and deflect around your skull if you get a shitty angle. Also youd want to cross hemispheres so you don't gabby giffords yourself, but thats not ideal for killing yourself either. So no. Hang yourself or park a shitty old car in your garage or something don't become another gun statistic for fascists to use.
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>>703140505
>70-30 mix will kill you
>normal air is 70/30

kek
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>>703141035

Did I make you all made?
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>>703133875
That third one'll do ya.
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>>703140833
it isn't a hollow point you tard, hollow points fragment instead of deforming on impact.

all that kinetic energy went into fragmentation instead of penetration

i don't venture to the k board, so i don't know if there are tutorials for your modifying your bb's to be hollow point.

when i read bb i think .177 steal copper clad
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>>703134528
>>703134724
>Yep Bushwick Bill tried it through the eye but hes still tickin
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>>703141357

Properly bonded hollowpoints don't fragment, faggot. They expand.
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>>703133875

>Is a .22LR round to the head enough to kill yourself? Or would it just make you retarded?

Hard to say it really depends on where in the brain you get shot. If it hits your brainstem it would probably kill you.

Anywhere else would probably result in some degree of brain damage although not necessarily enough to turn you into a tard (pic related, Phineas Gage).

The moral of the story is that you should aim for the heart (although with a .22 you may not be able to get through the sternum).
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>>703133875

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
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>>703134024
This. I have a friend who's younger brother tried to commit suicide with a .22 and lived. The bullet severed his optical nerves and fucked up his frontal lobe. Now he's blind and semi-retarded/angry nigger.
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a .22 head shot killed Robert Kennedy
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>>703135056
This. .22 is light and as such has a higher velocity. Velocity is where you get your penetration. I've seen 22 penetrate a frying pan and .45 just leave a dent in the exact same pan. 45s are just heavy and slow.
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>>703141073
Yes you did. And I quote: Anon: "They tumble as they exit the barrel because of the rotational force exerted by the lands and grooves of the barrel comes in direct conflict with the resistance of the air outside, and coupled with the pull of gravity, which, according to Einstein is especially strong when you are moving fast, the bullet will tumble end over end and fly in random patterns."

Faggot. Don't deny you were at least THINKING that...
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>>703141262
You're cute when you think you know something.

I'm only adequate, but I'll bet you a day's pay that my shot group is smaller than yours.

Oh, right, you can pick the weapon and the loads.
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>>703141485

>Now he's blind and semi-retarded/angry nigger.

blind and smarter, not bad
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>>703140942

I base info in the following three paragraphs on a 1986 article by Jim Sullivan of Armalite Div of Fairchild, "An Interesting Twist", in a special issue of SWAT magazine dedicated to the M16/AR-15.

The 55 gr fmj (M193) did not tumble through the air with the original 1 turn in 14" twist. It did yaw almost immediately, according to Jim Sullivan, upon entering flesh. With the 1:14 twist, it was just barely stabilized.

The twist was increased with the introduction of the M16A1 to 1 turn in 12". The bullet traveled slightly farther in to flesh before beginning to yaw.

It was this yawing that was called "tumbling", and many misinterpreted this to mean the bullet tumbled through the air. It did not.

Of course, the later faster twists, 1:7 for the A2, 1:9 for many AR-15's, and even 1:10, all stabilize M855 62 gr bullets (as well as M193 55 gr). However, in the slower M16A1's 1:12 twist the 62 gr was not stabilized.

This caused problems during the months leading up to Desert Storm. Some Nat Guard troops were still equipped with older A1's with the slow 1:12 twist, and M855 62gr bullets were not stabilized, would keyhole in targets. Their rifles had to be replaced with newer A2's.
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>>703141588
I got your load right here
*unzips*
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>>703141498
>being this retarded
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>>703141357
>solid steel bb
>fragment

nigger do you realize what it takes to make a steel bb fragment? woodchucks don't have thick skulls, a good bb gun/air rifle is plenty to take one out at your average backyard range, point blank is nothing
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>>703141506
Dude.

You really have to recalibrate your mind-reading machine.

I was only thinking about taking another drink of beer, and this hot girl that I saw the other day.
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>>703133875
It is the best, it enters the skull but can't make it out the other side, so it bounces around and liquefies the brain
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>>703141689
I walked right into that one.
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>>703141457
you do realize the higher the surface area something has the more kinetic energy it has to have to penitrate

go buy a high speed camera and some winchester 22wmr rounds (what i used) and shoot at a woodchuck skull at 125 yards
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>>703141588
I'm sorry anon, I thought you meant tumbling in the air, you meant tumbling after penetrating a target.

I hope we can be friends, and I'll gladly plink some targets with you.
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>>703136658
>>703136861
>spend $2k on gold plated tiger striped Deagle brand Deagle
>hold the beauty that is the gold tiger Deagle
>will to live intensifies

That 2 grand might just save your life.
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poor OP is contemplating suicide and a few of us have turned this into a troll thread
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>>703141744
Checked.

I was thinking about her too. Nice rack.
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>>703141928
No problem.

This is a harsh place.

Tell you what, no hard feelings and I'll spring for the first 1000 rounds.
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>>703141866

what
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>>703142120
You shoulda seen her...walking up some stairs with the sun behind her leggings, and still that classic "gap".

The only problem is that she's always angry....and mean to her dog.

Even my wife can't get her to smile (which is saying something).
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>>703142127
You're too kind, <3
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>>703142042
Because OP is a Faggot.

Hopefully, he's already done the deed and livestreamed it so we can watch it on Liveleak.

Anyone who fucking kills themselves who isn't diagnosed with Cancer or some horrible disease that's going to kill you miserably already is an idiot.

If you have ANY chance of getting one more piece of pussy in this life, you should stay alive, for THAT, my friends is what our sole purpose is...
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>>703133875
Op why not just jump off a cliff or a building? Or you could fuck with microwave transformers, the voltage in those things will kill you instantly. I accidentally got shocked by a microwave capacitor once, I don't know how I survived
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>>703142042
>poor OP is contemplating suicide and a few of us have turned this into a troll thread

If every nigger on /b/ that started a an hero thread actually offed themselves, there wouldn't be anyone left to buy Pocky and Oona Holes from J-List.
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>>703142042
>poor OP is contemplating suicide and a few of us have turned this into a troll thread

The real problem with OP is that he might not be yet worthy of dying....
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>bounce around in the skull meme

For fuck sake this is the stupidest shit I've ever heard and it's in every single thread about this. A .22 is not going to fucking bounce around like some cartoon shit. It will still kill you just fine, not because it's bouncing around inside your head.
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>>703142432
Top fucking kek
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>>703141495
he was conscious but stroked out and talking for awhile afterwards too. Head shots are weird as fuck. I've shot lots of ducks in the head and watching them try and swim and dive you know theyre headshot because theyre stroked out. I've never kept one alive long enough to know, but I'd assume some of them would survive potatoed.

As far as the ricocheting and bone following bullets yes this happens. I have a college story.
>at house party kegger thing
>tit to tit packed two story house
>getting late getting drunk and bunch of undesirable types begin to show up
>leave
>find out next day two nigs had gotten into an argument over a shot glass in the kitchen
>small caliber handgun was produced, I'm assuming a 22 25auto or 380
>nig proceeds shoot other nig in head
>bullet ricochets off nigs thick skull
>hits girl bystander in neck
>she dies
was a cool party would go again.
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>>703140505
Our atmosphere is like 70/30 nitrogen/oxygen

Kek
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>>703142556
but what if you pulled out the lead and pushed the casing with powder still in it through a super atomic bouncy ball?


also who here is old and for fun pulled the lead outy of 22lr's and pushed them through bars of soap and had mock wars with their friends?
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>>703142289
Nah :-)

Always nice to meet like-minded folks.

So, lets go shoot some shit.

Hopefully, I can convince my friend with the Blaser r93 to come.

Holy shit.

The dude spent 2k on the weapon (straight-pull bolt action 0.308) and another two on optics (didn't look).

Now I'm only an OK shot. Nothing special. But from the bench ( with a bipod) and only 100 yards (yeah, I know, nothing), but I still pround to say that I put three rounds, same tear, that could be covered by a dime.

But, fuck it, even if it's just old 0.22s, we'll have a good time.
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>>703133875
I shot a porcupine in the head at close range 6 times. The exploding head shot I was hoping for, did not happen. It did the job, but his skull did not explode.
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>>703143027
>So, lets go shoot some shit.

I'm gonna go shooting my newest gun tomorrow :D
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>>703142556
Nope it bounce off your skull. In your case it would dribble it your skull is so thick
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>>703143039
>but his skull did not explode.

You need a REAL gun to do that shit...
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>>703140363
I just realized that was his eyebrows shooped into a mustache
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>>703143027
Hell man, I have loads of fun just sighting in my Lee Enfield. Nothing like blowing through a box of .303 in a sand pit.
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>>703134770
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2016/02/10/50-bmg-single-shot-handgun/
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>>703140298
Go to a welding gas store, there you can buy pure helium easily
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>>703143381
Sounds like a plan to me :-)
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>>703134212
Nah, the .22 is beautiful. It's inexpensive, lightweight, subsonic, low residue, and low recoil. It's so smooth a child could fire it and most do. It will save your assistance from starvation. Fuck you can even hunt North American Deer with it.

But for killing yourself, nah. Don't kill yourself. Kill someone else and spend your life in prison, thinking about how much different your life could have been if you hadnt listened to idiots on the internet.
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>>703143565
Dayum.

I've actually never got to shoot one of those.

Always wanted to....
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>>703133875
Actually take a fucking nosedive off a tall building

Problem solved
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>>703143498
is it gay I recognize hickok45s hands?
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>>703137106
burials are the biggest scam,,,,,when i die i want to be shovel buried in the dirt, no fucking box,,,
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>>703133875

Just make a slam fire shotgun for $20-$30 and use that, you uninspired pussy
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>>703143838
Lots of fun, original wood still on it too.

I remember when I was like 9 years old, my grandpa let me shoot it while we were hunting. Put me flat on my ass an had a nasty bruise for a few days lol.
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Op dont kys.

But if you do then do something that benefits those you leave behind.

Take that 22 and go kill jd Rockefeller or murder some gang members or join the army or kill shillary or someone you really disagree with as a human.

Die for something pussy not nothing.
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>>703140404
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>>703144102
>burials are the biggest scam,,,,,when i die i want to be shovel buried in the dirt, no fucking box,,,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQoxsMTkVt4
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>>703142907
79 Nitrogen. 20.9 Oxygen. .01 other inert gas (Argon, Xenon, etc.).

Anything over 2 ATM of Oxygen can cause you to go into convulsions. That's why you can't go diving with pure Oxygen if you are planning on going deeper than 10m (33 feet).

It's not the convulsions that kill you. It's spitting out your mouthpiece and inhaling sea water than does the trick.
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Ask Bobby Kennedy, dumb ass !
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>>703144063
no,,,he is a giant,,,only he can make that revolver look not so big
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Well first of all if you're going to off yourself you bang yourself in your dorm like a real man and don't be such a faggot. Also, if you plan on kicking the chair make sure you write a note and make sure you tell your family and GF it's not their fault. If you're going out like a bitch and not facing your problems like you should do because you don't " have problems " because you're " not unhappy " and you just don't " enjoy things " or like to live, don't be such a selfish cunt. But guess what motherfucker, no one really wants to live, we just do it because that's why we are alive, to live it. But go ahead and be another faggot on /b/ and pull the trigger on daddy's .22 that will make you a vegetable. Don't be a selfish faggot and do yourself a favor and think about your life, because you are mentally so fucked it's crazy. I've watched people off themselves and didn't bat an eye, but you want to kill yourself simply because you don't " want to live " ? Guess what kiddo, that's life. Suck it up and do your part or pull the fucking trigger, don't bitch about it on here. God /b/ is full of pussies.
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>>703136905
So was I.

A combination of an SSNRI and legal weed (sativas only) gives me the motivation to get out there and live my life.
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>>703133875
.22LR can kill someone but you need more than 1 bullet and if someone is thinking about suicide with it its not a good idea since in much of the case he could not shoot himself enought time.
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Some of the best fun I ever had was down at the town dump with a Ruger 10/22 and a brick of ammo.

Me and my buddies fucked up a lot of critters, mostly rats, pigeons, possum, and prairie dogs.

If you can get some mushroom on the bullet (think hollow points), it'll do some big damage.

I never shot anything bigger than a possum with a .22, though. But if you hit them in the head, the round will go in neat and take out the back half of the skull.
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>>703144832
"That shit HURT, bro!"

Bobby Kennedy, 1968.
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>>703144811
What uni did you attend?
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>>703144811
>It's spitting out your mouthpiece

So that's what happened to her....
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>>703133875
arsenic is a better choice,

there some arsenic mineral on sale on ebay ,
about 15$ shipping include.
need just to calcinate the mineral to make it dangerous,
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>>703144344
I was lucky, the strongest thing I shot a that age was a 12 gauge.

No 3 inch shells, a long fucking barrel, and a giant pad.

Of course, that set me up badly for when I, few decades later shot my friend's 7mm Rem Mag.

(I tried to resist the recoil)....I think I still have a bruise....
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>>703144063
No he is like the grandpa we wish we had.
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>>703145084
I shot a bird once with a .22

He flew away like the bullet didn't even hit him.
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>>703145358
>He flew away like the bullet didn't even hit him.

Most likely explanation.
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>>703133875
Seriously, if you want to kill yourself, find the sharpest knife in your kitchen, get it about an inch or two into your jugular, then drag it across your throat
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>>703145119
Oceaneering. Learned how to do 1000 ft. dives with a broco-torch.
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>>703145494
Fuck no. I couldn't have missed. I was looking right at him. Little asshole didn't even slow down. He ripped up a piece of grass, he was so scared.
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>>703133875
specific >> Copper tops needed
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>>703134228
Brainstem ftw
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>>703134019
/thread
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>>703136905

kill yourself already, faggot... quit being a coward and putting it off, you don't need a damn gun... jump off a bridge, building, or cliff.. dive off head first.. instant death. fucking darwin award needs to kick in properly, these faggots today are so pathetic they can't even figure out how to kill themselves properly. don't use a gun... us gun owners would like to keep our rights thanks.
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>>703133875
Heres some info from a ballistics book. This is at close range.
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>>703145798

Pah, if you got a body shot, you would have dropped it.

I've prolly murdered 1,000 pigeons when I was a kid. If you see some feathers fly when you shoot, the round went through a wing edge or tail. They spin if you get a body shot and drop like a rock.
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>>703134770
Hot Damn! I want one. There's no way anyone could fire the second round from this,cuz broken wrist/have to go find gun which flew away
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>>703145573
The only problem with that is that your jugular, and coratid, are encased, with some nerves I think, in a fibrous sheath.

I can't remember if it's cartilage, sinew, both, or something else....

But the thing is, cutting through it is going to hurt so much that unless the knife is sharp and you do it fast you'll probably stop.

I'm not saying it can't be done, surely it can, I'm just say be aware.
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no.
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>>703134817
I use .22lr to kill cattle, which are much tougher than people.

Bullet placement is key. Brainstem, right behind ear.
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>>703146746
Agreed, it's just the placement that's hard when it's just you.
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>>703136400
lol

>crying while you fap
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>>703146978
>Agreed, it's just the placement that's hard when it's just you.


Hell, I'll shoot OP with a .22 for $100.

Naw, actually, I like the OP. I'll shoot him for free.
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>>703147412


If you're gonna do it at range, lemme know if you need a spotter.

Now, let's talk about something important:

Beef.

I need a good source of veal and veal bones.
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>>703147718

I don't know about veal, but if we shoot OP, you'll have plenty of long pig.
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>>703148015

I'm not opposed on any moral nor culinary point, but I do have strong concerns regarding the purity of the meat.
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>>703139281
If I ever killed myself I'd make it as scarring as possible

Ifor I where to kill myself

I would shove spaghetti up my ass and put in a massive vibrating but plug

Or the inflating but plug

Put on chastity dick clamp

Blast porn through my speakers

Tie a separate rope from my noose to my ceiling fan to make me spin or rock back and forth constantly

But that's just me
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>>703134817
Ah, the old .22lr bounces around in the skull meme
>its the caliber of choice for top assassins like me xD
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>>703133875
Don't do temple. It is the thinnest part of your skull. that direction will have full penetration with minimal damage to critical parts of your brain. Up through the back of the head/brain-stem is your best bed, direct center from your forehead downward.

Just use a shotgun ffs.
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>>703148419
>I do have strong concerns regarding the purity of the meat.


This is /b/, you know it's festered, diseased, abused, and molested.
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>>703149471
did you make this , you have to much spare time
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>>703150383
took me 3 minutes in mspaint

get gud
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>>703149597

There IS a difference between the .223 and the 5.56mm.

Some AR variants built for the 5.56 won't even cycle a .223 round.

Fucking retard.
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>>703147412
Where do you live anon?
I'm in need of your services.
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>>703146541
This. Tried it. Pussed out.
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>>703147718
Every dairy has excess bull calves. They don't make milk, so they are useless to the dairy. Can get them cheap.
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Construct some sort of Rube Goldberg Machine that pops the slide back then position yourself in a way that will let the gun unload the clip into you.
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>>703149808
That's pretty much what I was afraid of.
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>>703149471

a nurse told me through the mouth to the brainstem to kill motor functions, temple = persistent vegetative state
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>>703145573
>Drag
Here we have someone who has never cut into a sizeable hunk of flesh, nor butchered anything. You city slickers and your knowledge based entirely on movies... I swear.
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>>703148989
Just use piano wire noose tied to a balcony. Put noose around neck, then glue hands to sides of head.

After glue dries, jump off balcony.

Cops will think you ripped off own head.
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>>703152368
Normally, yeah, I but I moved to a little village in Central Europe.

I can get regular beef (though weird cuts) and bones, but I'm fucked for veal unless I make a day trip.
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>>703137106
that's why more people get cremated than buried, costs less
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>>703151939
Ain't like no shaving cut, right?
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>>703134019
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>>703133875
Both.
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>>703150581
The cartridges may be different, but .221, .222, .22, and .22/.250 bullets are all 5.56mm, like .223.
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>>703149471
if you shoot your teeth it'll slow the bullet down though. trolling??
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OP should try one of these instead
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>>703153820
Don't be a dick.

JJ (Jake Jeffries of course) demostrated, forever, that even the finest wood can't compete with carbon fibre in the 2013 World Championships.
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.22 out of a rifle will have enough velocity to enter and exit your brain easy and honestly I'd bet a .22 out of a pistol would do the same. I'm not going to say its a powerful round because well its not lol. But It will get the job done.
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>>703153472
you know what the fuck I mean.. but that's a good point.. It might slow the bullet down.. but now you have shrapnel penetrating the brain in multiple directions, causing even more widespread tissue destruction.. Good thinking anon.
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