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Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/: >>703124362


>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed
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Story time?
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>>703132438
Let's hear it

>shinoa
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>>703131885
I could make one if I wanted, all I need is an AK, a shovel, a saw, a fire and a hammer.
>>703132020
Triceps are like, the back (ish, Im notngood at describing stuff) of the upper arm isn't it?
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>>703131776
Okay. That doesn't sound very pleasant.
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>>703131776
Eh, that doesn't sound sad, sounds interesting. When I was lurking I profiled people psychologically for fun. Nice, what kinda music?
>>703132020
I think my best write on any given topic would be reflection on my life changing event where my parents got robbed by a hispanic.
>>703132438
INTEREST
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>>703131853
Keep me posted.

>>703131643
Yeah, it's gonna be a rough one for us.

>>703131587
It's okay, the alcohol will make it better.

>>703131094
Usually helps when you're not on 4chan. I'm doing alright myself, just bleh.
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Calamity-masu'd
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>>703132438
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Claiming Felix
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Claimu
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>>703132685
Triceps are the lower arm muscle behind the bicep.
>Dr.Elle
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>>703132865
Dude. Right on
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>>703131763
Maybe, but you're a meanie
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>>703132865
solid claim
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>>703132865
fucking right
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Doll claimed, post waifu related music:
https://youtu.be/tf-sLzzPiAU

>>703131293 Shinoooo
>3:15 AM
I'll be all over that shit with ya tomorrow if you want though, I've got there now on my new char.

>>703131587 Cute bote
Maybe, I swear stuff just doesn't hurt him as much as it used to. Then again I don't have my bullshit arcane stuff.
Hell yeah I'll drink to that.

>>703131853 Mako
Oh I see then, fuck. You tryna scrape together 1k then?

>>703131643 Shiro
I sleep, you sleep, we all sleep for sleep.

>>703132438
Go on

>>703132744
True, probably gonna resolve that in a sec, just wanted to pop in for a bit. One of those evenings then?
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Not a day goes by where I don't think about killing myself.
Mako claimed
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>>703132729
Oh, but it is very pleasant!
She likes you~

>>703132730
Yeah, it is, actually. I've kept my Vigil for a while now. Oh, nothing too great, really. Your profiles were rather accurate, if you'll permit the compliment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1UdkMDAdsU
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>>703132865
agreeed
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>>703133120
Thinking of asking one of my friends friends, he's Native American and gets like, $5k a month for existing. We haven't talked in quite some time, but if he could even spare $1k, I can probably scrape together the rest of it from there.
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>>703133281
You've come to the right place
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>>703132967
Yeah, that's what I meant
Thanks Dr.L
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And now I must go, goodbye friends and people alike
May you have an awesome day/night
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>>703132865
dammit I wanted her
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Miho claimed

>>703132998
>>703133641
>Pomf

>>703133281
Hello Mako
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>>703132744
You'll survive, no worries.
You could always root for Georgia or Clemson if it gets too bad.
>>703133120
Sleeeeeeeep. It's nice.
>>703133344
Oh. That's good to hear.
>>703133742
Goodnight.
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>>703132865
I agree 100%
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>>703133641
This place has drained what little soul I had left before coming.
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>>703133625
handsome
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I think I'm going to go to sleep, my head hurts and I'm tired.
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>>703132730
Whoa. I wrote about how watching a doc on the universe made me feel small when I was 8 years old
>

>>703132741
We broke a few days ago...
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>>703133742
See ya later

>>703133770
pfffsshhmmmm

>>703133935
That's good. Now that you have been broken you can be rebuilt bigger and better
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>>703133120
Yep, but with enough alcohol anything can get better

>>703133839
Clemson is our rivals, I would rather noose than root for them
Also I live around a million Georgia fans and hate them all, so that's out too
I'll cheer for them faithfully but it'll be a tough one on us.

>>703134100
Go check out the cock rate thread if you want to see how real spam is done
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>>703132865
Yes
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>>703134020
Goodnight as well

>>703134055
>Stolen
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>>703133344
Thanks ^^
Oh, interesting music, I've never heard this before, sounds good though.
>>703133711
No problem, always here to help!
>>703134039
Wew, yeah, long story short a spic embezzled money from my family's business and hopped the border. But he got shot. So KARMA~
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>>703134214
Kek
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Hello darkness, my old friend.
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STORY TIME!
>at a club
>be 21, 22 or someshit. Doesn't really matter
> See a solid 7/10 girl sitting alone
>literally doesn't get any easier than this
> start talking to her
>shits going really good
> take her home
>15 minutes pass and we're making out
>take off her shirt and unhook her bra
>hands go down her pants to start a bit of finger fucking before taking off her pants
>feel bumps
>big. Big bumps
>what. The fuck am I feeling
>it's fucking genital warts, isn't it
>make an excuse to leave
>I have to pick my kid up at day care
>it's about midnight
>go to my buddys house to sleep and hope she leaves in the morning
>get back home in the morning
>she's gone
>scrubbed down my toilet but don't use it for a week in fear of getting genital warts
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>>703132998
We're both meanies
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>>703134043
I had to reformat my computer and my AC died. Please end my suffering.
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>>703133935
You can only get better now.
>>703134043

>>703134175
I know they're your rivals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ESX9KOekA
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>>703134571
You're meanier.
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>>703134043
That doesn't sound cultish at all.
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>>703133636
Would probably be best to get a convo going for a bit beforehand, ay remember me gibe mone doesn't tend to work well I've found.

>>703133742
Later, enjoy your day.

>>703133839
I'm gonna soon, suspicious Kyubey, soon.

>>703134175
Exactly, or at least you get so shitfaced you'll have bigger problems than the original one. What's your poison?

>>703134566
You better have scrubbed the fuck out of your hands.
>Had to pick up kid from day care at midnight
Kek.
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W....Wh.... What.. do you guys think of my waifu.....
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>>703134899
Recently you have been meaner
meanie
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>>703134426
Hahaha! Nice one! Were you or are you enlisted by any chance?

>>703134507
Kinda miss it but then again. Bun was cheat. So I have eyes on a new anon~
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>>703134928
If we had a leader of some description, i'd agree we're a cult. We do not though.
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>>703134460
We're so pleased to have you back.

>>703134426
You deserve to know.
Thank you. The original is rather arcane as well.
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>>703132359
RIGHT HERE OP
http://igenapps.com/Apps/View/Index/1314828
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Please, Save my waifu.
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Hello friends
>no life is back
>Juvia claimed
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>>703134566
WAT

>shinoa
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>>703134566
Hmm? Aren't you married?

>>703134605
No your life is endless entertaining. I think deep down you like the abuse.

>>703134657
i unironically like filthy frank

>>703134928
Oh no it very much is.
It just doesn't go balls deep. Live in denial and let others tell you what to believe and you'll be happy!

>>703135268
Yo
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>>703135130
I'm only mean when you're not being good.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
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>>703134203
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11185000
Where's maybe and i don't know?
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>>703135125
Beautiful, anon!
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>>703135313
Hello
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u r waifu a slut
and so r u
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>>703135158
Military? Naw, I was gonna go Airforce but decided against it before I started college.
>>703135190
Wew, awesome ^^
I usually listen to Coldplay, Sabaton, Megadeth, and They Might Be Giants, aside from that its random as hell in my playlists.
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hey guess what
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>>703135158
Hello smug
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>>703135018
Yaaaa... maybe I'll talk about WoW or something.
Then again, I've never been one for beating around the bush...

>>703135158
>A new anon
Oh my, don't you spring back quickly~
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>>703135227
haha xd its funny because I don't know what waifu means
>>703135268
hello fellow no life
>>703135327
so im never good?
>slightly worried
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>>703133023
>>703133079
>>703133495
>>703133751
>>703133867
>>703134197
now what
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>>703135313
I will be on oct. 26th.

Me and my girlfriend didn'tmeet untill we were 24
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>>703135455
what would you do with her
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hey guise~ :3333333333 be mah intrenet frend can we haz conversatin???!?!?! XD
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>>703135655
You're good sometimes.
You used to be good a lot more.
You're being approximately good right now.
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>>703135724
3DPD, poor choice in husbando. Very Faggetry.
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>>703135689
you probably remember
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nobody ever claim my Koneko... lucky!
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>>703135724
Did you run out of bananas? i really really like those images.
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>>703135550
I demand you relinquish your Mako hentai! It's mine now!
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>>703135756
Hello dead anon.

>>703135675
"little did i know i would end up marrying that wart girl"~
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>>703135724
10/10 Anon!
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>>703135489
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>>703135886
i do. that was fun.
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>>703135464
>chairforce
Wanna go navy here lol. Same here! Get my surgical tech degree then go as a corpsman

>>703135550
Hello and Why do you do this to me, mimi?

>>703135584
Kinda had eyes on said anon a few weeks back actually
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>>703135873
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Esdeaths giant form looms over me. the heat radiating from her huge body makes you overheat. she takes a step forward and her barefoot makes a defining boom, she picks you up in her titanic hand and brings you up to her face, she opens her giant mouth and puts you inside her breath smells and you are covered in her saliva. she swallows, her huge powerful neck muscles bring you down into her waiting stomach you plop into her gastric juices and sit thier waiting for her greedy body to dissolve you for nutrients. out side esdeath pats he tummy and lets out a loud burp.
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>>703135938
You sure u want that?
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>>703136077
reported u fucker
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>>703132998
I'm going to kill you in your sleep
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>>703136077
well your waifu seems bored, maybe we should play a little, to entertain her of course
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>>703136096
Cause its fun.
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>>703136096
I might reconsider because Chairforce has a lot of tech stuff that I could do.
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>>703136280
I'm sure, random 16 year old.
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>>703135809
what does being good consist of?
>>703135972
>>703135724
You do relise that shitposting in here makes you just as sad as us right?
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>>703135655
Hello. Also nice dubs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ikpBr9_nQ
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>>703136280
Isnt it pasted your bed time?
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>>703136461
At least you are honest. 10/10 Anon!
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>>703135948
>little did i know i would end up marrying that wart girl"~

Muh sides
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>>703136235
okay.
>>703136310
hmm.. what do you have in mind?
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>>703136461
ya bcuz i am here like 24/7 excellent pilosophy
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>>703135584
That's a good start I guess, got any alternatives to this guy?
I think I can gather that much about ya.

>>703135756
Cute neko.

>>703136514
https://youtu.be/Jsy7JW2LC48
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>>703136461
Posting pictures of Sachi, not posting memes in excess, and actually talking with people.
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>>703136221
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!
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>>703136683
Well let's first get warmed up, I need to be hard for her, and your plump girly cheeks could help there, grind on me
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>>703134566
liar liar liar liar
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>>703135464
>Sabaton
Ooh. Patrician tastes. Which song of theirs would be your favorite?
>>703135756
Ruri.
If I may ask something of you, could you please send me a message on Discord? Anything will do. I'd appreciate it.
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>>703136916
Ok you asked for it.
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>>703136916
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>>703136096
Inb4 it's Doll

>>703136822
Not particularly. We used to play LoL, and we had a few one offs on different MMOs, but they never lasted long.
Can you? How so?
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Lucc.
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>>703136324
You're meen

>>703136432
Navy cause medical stuff. I also finding the sea gorgeous

>>703136514
Hey friend. How long have you been to thread?

>>703137041
Nope
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>>703136797
Hey Mugi.
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Claimed
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>>703136984
Go back to lurking
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>>703136944
i'll do it for her. how does it feel?
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>>703136992
Kys
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>>703136967
Eh, it's not. But I'm not gonna try very hard to convince you otherwise
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>>703137299
>>703136984

How many layers of lurk ore you my dude
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>>703136916
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>>703136607
I try to be
>>703136797
I would hang up
>>703136780
actually i'm not even here that much anymore
>>703136607
The only person i really talk to here anymore is you
>sachi
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>>703137153

I actually just woke up and decided to post.
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>>703137516
last one meant for >>703136906
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>>703137375
its not that easy you lie its not that easy
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you call that lurk?
Let me show you how to do it.
Lurrc
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>>703137601
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>>703137357
That's making me feel hot and nice down there, your waifu seems to be enjoying, smiling wide. This is kind of dry though, why not pull your panties aside so we can get slippery
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