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Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/: >>703124362

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed
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Story time?
Let's hear it

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I could make one if I wanted, all I need is an AK, a shovel, a saw, a fire and a hammer.
Triceps are like, the back (ish, Im notngood at describing stuff) of the upper arm isn't it?
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Okay. That doesn't sound very pleasant.
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Eh, that doesn't sound sad, sounds interesting. When I was lurking I profiled people psychologically for fun. Nice, what kinda music?
I think my best write on any given topic would be reflection on my life changing event where my parents got robbed by a hispanic.
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Keep me posted.

Yeah, it's gonna be a rough one for us.

It's okay, the alcohol will make it better.

Usually helps when you're not on 4chan. I'm doing alright myself, just bleh.
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Claiming Felix
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Triceps are the lower arm muscle behind the bicep.
Dude. Right on
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Maybe, but you're a meanie
solid claim
fucking right
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Doll claimed, post waifu related music:

>>703131293 Shinoooo
>3:15 AM
I'll be all over that shit with ya tomorrow if you want though, I've got there now on my new char.

>>703131587 Cute bote
Maybe, I swear stuff just doesn't hurt him as much as it used to. Then again I don't have my bullshit arcane stuff.
Hell yeah I'll drink to that.

>>703131853 Mako
Oh I see then, fuck. You tryna scrape together 1k then?

>>703131643 Shiro
I sleep, you sleep, we all sleep for sleep.

Go on

True, probably gonna resolve that in a sec, just wanted to pop in for a bit. One of those evenings then?
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Not a day goes by where I don't think about killing myself.
Mako claimed
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Oh, but it is very pleasant!
She likes you~

Yeah, it is, actually. I've kept my Vigil for a while now. Oh, nothing too great, really. Your profiles were rather accurate, if you'll permit the compliment.
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Thinking of asking one of my friends friends, he's Native American and gets like, $5k a month for existing. We haven't talked in quite some time, but if he could even spare $1k, I can probably scrape together the rest of it from there.
You've come to the right place
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Yeah, that's what I meant
Thanks Dr.L
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And now I must go, goodbye friends and people alike
May you have an awesome day/night
dammit I wanted her
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Miho claimed


Hello Mako
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You'll survive, no worries.
You could always root for Georgia or Clemson if it gets too bad.
Sleeeeeeeep. It's nice.
Oh. That's good to hear.
I agree 100%
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This place has drained what little soul I had left before coming.
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I think I'm going to go to sleep, my head hurts and I'm tired.
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Whoa. I wrote about how watching a doc on the universe made me feel small when I was 8 years old

We broke a few days ago...
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See ya later


That's good. Now that you have been broken you can be rebuilt bigger and better
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Yep, but with enough alcohol anything can get better

Clemson is our rivals, I would rather noose than root for them
Also I live around a million Georgia fans and hate them all, so that's out too
I'll cheer for them faithfully but it'll be a tough one on us.

Go check out the cock rate thread if you want to see how real spam is done
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Goodnight as well

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Thanks ^^
Oh, interesting music, I've never heard this before, sounds good though.
No problem, always here to help!
Wew, yeah, long story short a spic embezzled money from my family's business and hopped the border. But he got shot. So KARMA~
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Hello darkness, my old friend.
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>at a club
>be 21, 22 or someshit. Doesn't really matter
> See a solid 7/10 girl sitting alone
>literally doesn't get any easier than this
> start talking to her
>shits going really good
> take her home
>15 minutes pass and we're making out
>take off her shirt and unhook her bra
>hands go down her pants to start a bit of finger fucking before taking off her pants
>feel bumps
>big. Big bumps
>what. The fuck am I feeling
>it's fucking genital warts, isn't it
>make an excuse to leave
>I have to pick my kid up at day care
>it's about midnight
>go to my buddys house to sleep and hope she leaves in the morning
>get back home in the morning
>she's gone
>scrubbed down my toilet but don't use it for a week in fear of getting genital warts
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We're both meanies
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I had to reformat my computer and my AC died. Please end my suffering.
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You can only get better now.

I know they're your rivals.
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You're meanier.
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That doesn't sound cultish at all.
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Would probably be best to get a convo going for a bit beforehand, ay remember me gibe mone doesn't tend to work well I've found.

Later, enjoy your day.

I'm gonna soon, suspicious Kyubey, soon.

Exactly, or at least you get so shitfaced you'll have bigger problems than the original one. What's your poison?

You better have scrubbed the fuck out of your hands.
>Had to pick up kid from day care at midnight
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W....Wh.... What.. do you guys think of my waifu.....
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Recently you have been meaner
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Hahaha! Nice one! Were you or are you enlisted by any chance?

Kinda miss it but then again. Bun was cheat. So I have eyes on a new anon~
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If we had a leader of some description, i'd agree we're a cult. We do not though.
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We're so pleased to have you back.

You deserve to know.
Thank you. The original is rather arcane as well.
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Please, Save my waifu.
Hello friends
>no life is back
>Juvia claimed
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Hmm? Aren't you married?

No your life is endless entertaining. I think deep down you like the abuse.

i unironically like filthy frank

Oh no it very much is.
It just doesn't go balls deep. Live in denial and let others tell you what to believe and you'll be happy!

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I'm only mean when you're not being good.
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Where's maybe and i don't know?
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Beautiful, anon!
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u r waifu a slut
and so r u
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Military? Naw, I was gonna go Airforce but decided against it before I started college.
Wew, awesome ^^
I usually listen to Coldplay, Sabaton, Megadeth, and They Might Be Giants, aside from that its random as hell in my playlists.
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hey guess what
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Hello smug
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Yaaaa... maybe I'll talk about WoW or something.
Then again, I've never been one for beating around the bush...

>A new anon
Oh my, don't you spring back quickly~
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haha xd its funny because I don't know what waifu means
hello fellow no life
so im never good?
>slightly worried
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now what
I will be on oct. 26th.

Me and my girlfriend didn'tmeet untill we were 24
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what would you do with her
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hey guise~ :3333333333 be mah intrenet frend can we haz conversatin???!?!?! XD
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You're good sometimes.
You used to be good a lot more.
You're being approximately good right now.
3DPD, poor choice in husbando. Very Faggetry.
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you probably remember
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nobody ever claim my Koneko... lucky!
Did you run out of bananas? i really really like those images.
I demand you relinquish your Mako hentai! It's mine now!
Hello dead anon.

"little did i know i would end up marrying that wart girl"~
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10/10 Anon!
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i do. that was fun.
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Wanna go navy here lol. Same here! Get my surgical tech degree then go as a corpsman

Hello and Why do you do this to me, mimi?

Kinda had eyes on said anon a few weeks back actually
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Esdeaths giant form looms over me. the heat radiating from her huge body makes you overheat. she takes a step forward and her barefoot makes a defining boom, she picks you up in her titanic hand and brings you up to her face, she opens her giant mouth and puts you inside her breath smells and you are covered in her saliva. she swallows, her huge powerful neck muscles bring you down into her waiting stomach you plop into her gastric juices and sit thier waiting for her greedy body to dissolve you for nutrients. out side esdeath pats he tummy and lets out a loud burp.
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You sure u want that?
reported u fucker
I'm going to kill you in your sleep
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well your waifu seems bored, maybe we should play a little, to entertain her of course
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Cause its fun.
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I might reconsider because Chairforce has a lot of tech stuff that I could do.
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I'm sure, random 16 year old.
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what does being good consist of?
You do relise that shitposting in here makes you just as sad as us right?
Hello. Also nice dubs
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Isnt it pasted your bed time?
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At least you are honest. 10/10 Anon!
>little did i know i would end up marrying that wart girl"~

Muh sides
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hmm.. what do you have in mind?
ya bcuz i am here like 24/7 excellent pilosophy
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That's a good start I guess, got any alternatives to this guy?
I think I can gather that much about ya.

Cute neko.

Posting pictures of Sachi, not posting memes in excess, and actually talking with people.
Well let's first get warmed up, I need to be hard for her, and your plump girly cheeks could help there, grind on me
liar liar liar liar
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Ooh. Patrician tastes. Which song of theirs would be your favorite?
If I may ask something of you, could you please send me a message on Discord? Anything will do. I'd appreciate it.
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Ok you asked for it.
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Inb4 it's Doll

Not particularly. We used to play LoL, and we had a few one offs on different MMOs, but they never lasted long.
Can you? How so?
You're meen

Navy cause medical stuff. I also finding the sea gorgeous

Hey friend. How long have you been to thread?

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Hey Mugi.
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Go back to lurking
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i'll do it for her. how does it feel?
Eh, it's not. But I'm not gonna try very hard to convince you otherwise

How many layers of lurk ore you my dude
I try to be
I would hang up
actually i'm not even here that much anymore
The only person i really talk to here anymore is you

I actually just woke up and decided to post.
last one meant for >>703136906
its not that easy you lie its not that easy
you call that lurk?
Let me show you how to do it.
That's making me feel hot and nice down there, your waifu seems to be enjoying, smiling wide. This is kind of dry though, why not pull your panties aside so we can get slippery
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