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go to your room. find this.
wat do
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>>703130229
Leave OP's house.
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>>703130229
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>>703130229
Shoot him in the back of the head with my glock then call the cops of a intruder who dressed as a chick and tried to fuck me
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>>703130229
fucking disgusting.... and you "people" like this?
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>>703130229
Go to the next room and do the same
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>>703130480
And so do you, which is why you came in here to look at the pictures. Stop living in denial, you pathetic faggot
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>>703130229
shave it's heair. rip off skirt. fuck it like the puusy boy it is.
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Realistically, I'd grab my shotgun and tell him to leave. If he didn't, he'd get some buckshot in his chest.
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>>703130585
Sorry kiddo, I don't find threads like these attractive because I'm not a massive closeted faggot. There seems to be far too many on /b/
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>>703130229
I fuck her brains out. Dick or not, who cares? A hole's a hole.
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Go club Pulse on that fag
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How is that sexy? I guess cause i'm straight it just don't click. Man asshole looks gross, and the balls too, just strange.
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>>703130654
Not even you believe that.
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>>703130229
Tell my "sister" tits or GTFO.
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>>703130229
lick that ass until it is nice and wet then stick my dick in it and hump it til i cum
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>>703130672
Sure you aren't Funny how the likes of you always check the threads out. I don't think gay people go in to threads with naked ladies to look at them. Tell us again how you're not a faggot, that'll really convince everyone
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>>703130728
>A hole's a hole.
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>>703130229
suit up... a hole is a hole...
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>>703130229
Dated a girl long term who was trans. Not the dream you fags think it is. Relationships are relationships. Estrogen ruins livesx got stories for days bros
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Probs hit it and then drink the shame away for years to come.
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>>703131019
>girl
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>>703130778
I live in a state with castle doctrine and I own a shotgun. Why wouldn't I?
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>>703131019
Go on its story time mother fucker
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>>703131019

So basically what you're saying is you dated a very emotionally unstable mentally ill guy.
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>>703131019
Preaching to choir ...

Only been with one to mark off fucket bucket list ...

Like being with woman who has OCD, BPD and PMS's more frequently than every 28 days.
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>>703131164
I use the terminology i like and she used
Cause freedom and murica
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>>703130229
i dont even like traps, but when akirts ride up like that i cant help but grt a boner. Would never fuck a man though.
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>>703131371
>she
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>>703130229
turn 360° and walk away
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>>703130229
>>703130309
>>703130346
>>703130401
pretty hot
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>>703131689
360 will walk you right into that thing ... are you dancing first then walking ?
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>>703131689
retard
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Slit throa,t take some pics then get on /b/ an ask what do with body...
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>>703131294
>been dating 3 months
>she insists on moving into my home.
>i let her
>i own a small home in a mid atlantic city.
>home is mid remodel
>ask for help
>have to hear for days that i wouldnt ask a bio girl that
>dont give a shit about gender roles
>male mother fucking nurse.
> so i end up refinishing a house worth of wooden floors while a hormonal nut job calls me a bigot.
>she gave me head 2 days later
>cried the whole time
>begging for forgiveness
>estrogen
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>>703130229
>Hey dad, why are you wearing my sister's uniform?
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>>703131349
Very true bro
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>>703131883
>>703132029
Good job guys
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>>703130229
Shove my 1911 45 in its mouth and tell that fairy fuck to get the fuck out of my house.
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>>703132107
go on
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>>703130229
GTFO ASAP then call the cops

Seriously, it's probably a fucking setup. I live alone and shit like this doesn't just randomly happen to someone like in porn.

Even if it was a hot girl, I'd do the same fucking thing. You're low-iq and would probably get gang-raped by niggers or kidnapped if you wouldn't do the same irl.
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I choose spidey
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>>703131689
you sir are legend, keep up the fine work. kek will reward you in Valhalla
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this is now mr mayhem thread
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>>703132740
Well we dated for a while i guess we i could tell you about her orchiectomy.
>she has recieved hormones for 5 years on top of having a very feminine body
>tits are good and home grown
>few feminization surgeries done
>so ftm trans have to take meds to block testosterone
>until balls are removed
>she made that decision.
>took good care of her after the surgery
>im a nurse
>healing process is long
>day 3 of healing she yells at me i stole her balls
>wtf
>explain she chose that as part of the process
>deal with months of crying
>months of indescision about last surgery
>mfw when her body gets even better very quickly.
>im just a bigoted ball thief
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>>703130229
"Frank, ya gotta stop doing this."
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>>703130346
Have a name?
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>>703131294
not >>703131019 but my story

> 2007, central ohio
> nothing here worth tapping so try dayton
> 4 tries before finding "attractive" trap w/no extreme behavior
> take to hotel for sex
> just like female but no vagina
> top only, I don't switch or bottom
> mood ranged from normal to demanding to apologetic to normal
> it flaked out once
> nutted
> took shower together, got hand job but no completion
> talked my ear off
> convinced it to leave after second shower
> never been back to dayton
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>>703130229
If its you plz snapchat!
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>>703133976
underrated post
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>>703133319

Where did you find this image? Sauce. I think I know one of the people in it.
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>>703134483
It's from 1942 how the fuck would you know any of them?
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>>703132107
>>703133868
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>>703135218
Life is a waste of time and all relationships are a waste.
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>>703135036

I just do, do you have sauce?
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>>703135311

well, was he a good lay at least or did he bitch about butthurt?
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>>703135859
She was pretty good in bed not gonna lie. All the other bullshit killed the relationship. She didnt work and wanted me to support her.
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>>703133868
any pics?
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>>703130229
Get right under her and suck that cock
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>>703130229
call copy and get firearm.

Fucking vile mentally ill scum broke into my home.
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>>703130229
>help her up and carry her disorientated body to my bed
>let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell be what happened but you do have to eat all the eggs" as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care
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>>703136732
They were on a phone i didnt back up. That got smashed a while back
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>>703130229
lube that butthole up
and put a condom on
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>>703130229
I'd turn em around and see what their face is like. If they're cute then I'd ask em to be my waifu, if they're not passable id fuck em and kick em out.
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>>703137220
condom?
fuck outta here hippy
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>>703130495
Please hmu
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not gay, unless people know. then they will know you are gay.
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>>703130229
yell "Get the FUCK out of my room you FUCKING FAGGOT"
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>>703138219
So it's ok if I put it in that girly bubble butt?
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>>703138292
>then fucks the boy in the ass
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>>703138419
sure.
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>>703130229
tap him on the shoulder and ask him "Do you really want a 400lb fat hairy manchild with a small penis to fuck you in the ass?"
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turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>703138536
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>>703130495
why is her dick dark
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>>703138822
Well come on over, and don't mind my parents, they'll leave us alone.
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>>703133779
artist?
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>>703130229
Turn 360 and walk away
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>>703138868
>her
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>>703139087
according to 5 seconds of reverse image search, vimhomeless
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Break that boney butt with a baseball bat.

You don't offer me that shit-tier ass, faggot. Who do you think you are? I am!
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>>703140016
>Who do you think you are? I am!
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>>703139979
>vimhomeless
I tried the reverse search and I didn't find it, but whatever, thank you
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>>703140478
Bowling
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>>703139764
took you long enough
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>>703130229
Smash the fuck out of it, then repent.
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grab a jackhammer tipped with barbwire and shove it up his ass
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>>703130229
I would use my tranquilizer dart gun and then carry the sleeping beauty to my car.

Next I would drive to my special outdoors house where I would rape and rape and rape and rape and rape till years passed.

No one can hear a thing as it's a 170km walk to the nearest civilisation.

I would fuck only when I feel like it.

They literally would be fucked for life.
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>>703132107
I think if I transitioned Id still like to do guy stuff but Id be way too embarrassed if my bf saw me fixing a car or something.
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>>703130229
Tongue her anus
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>>703144257
>her
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>>703130229
Fuck her right in the pussy
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>>703145054

there is no pussy, only a shithole and a benis
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>>703130229
Fuck her right in the pussy
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>>703144526
Yes, "her". It's what she identifies as.
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>>703133868
Jesus. I've been on estrogen for a few months now and even at my worst I don't get that batshit crazy.

It's weird, you basically go through a second puberty, but being older now I can tell when I'm being irrational, but still sometimes I get mad for the dumbest reasons and when I realize I am I have to force myself to let things go.

Totally worth it though.
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>>703145766
Sauce??
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>>703145749
>she
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>>703145749

proper pronouns are for faggots anon
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>>703130229
kick him in the nuts, as hard as I can
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Kick this fucking man out of my house, maybe shoot him if its been a bad day, It my property and you trespassing you little shit
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>>703139186
You mean 180
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>>703130229
Kill it and try my best to hide the body
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>>703130229
Fuck her good then date her then marry her
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go to next room
do same
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>>703145766
diamonds
oh please give me sauce
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Bump
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>>703146104
>>703146960
I've seen the video on multiple tube sites before. Just search "trans couple sex" or something.
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>>703147324
I never find any good trans porn it sucks
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>>703131752

Rip
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You have a greater chance of contracting an STD from a woman than a dude.
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>>703147541
lurk moar then. /b/ occasionally has good tastes.
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>>703147957
this board is trash I dont come here anymore
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>>703130475
>Glock
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>>703148230
I just started again. That was like a 6 month break from /b/ before coming back like last week.
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>>703130229
I guess I'd play that trombone. Id play Eruption by Van Halen
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wake up
see this
wat do?
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>>703149130
I would probably be OK with this.
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>>703149130
Fuck it in the ass and get STDs
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>>703130229
>shoot OP
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>>703149130
Wait did you take my naruto poster down from my ceiling?!
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>>703131166
>castle doctrine
>not stand your ground

might as well just end your life, liberal cuck
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>>703148608
He could have at least saved those arms.
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>>703148971
Sauce?
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>>703149811
Underrated
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>>703131752
This is the most faggoty ass degeneracy I've yet to see on this board. No, not the whole defending traps thing, but using a fucking FaceBook meme. Why, just why in deaths name, why would you use that fucking image of all images you could've used?
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>>703130929
Underrated kek
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Fuck him with my penor
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>>703150144
>Battletoads
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>>703143496
I know a girl who fully transitioned, is very knowledgable in auto maintenance and repair, has built a couple of projects (land cruiser, s14, and a old Porsche she's been fighting for a while), and she's still femme af. Like, it doesn't matter. Transition, work on cars, do what makes you happy.
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>>703130229
>unzip pants
>pee in butt
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>>703150533
>she
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>>703150083
Lily Demure
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>>703150505
Dude your peenor is orange
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>>703150533
Thanks for that, but Ive got too much punt up homophobia to actually do it, really double standard lol
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>>703130229
>Spots cock
>WhatTheFuck.jpg
>Grabs gun and shoots it up
>Shot up like Columbine
>Puts the body in the freezer
>Cleans up mess
>Makes edgy thread
>Asks /b/ what to do
>Strokes neckbeard
>Profit
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>>703130229
Ask them why their asshole is so low-res.
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>>703139186
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>>703150533
I have my BE in electrical engineering and a minor in mathematics.

I was the only girl to graduate out of my major that year, cis or trans.
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>>703130229

Kill it with fire, nigger.
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>>703150505
>him
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>>703151263
Are you cis or trans?
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>>703151263
Boner achieved
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>>703130672
> I don't like this

Is in thread lmao. We all know fam
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>>703151636
Full blown tranny fag.

None of these are me for the record. Don't need my boss seeing my dink online.
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>>703130229
>go to your room. find this.
>wat do
Report this fucking thread because this shits belongs to >>LGTB and not other place.

Faggot.
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>>703151263
Trim and I'd suck
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>>703130229
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>>703152355
I personally hate all hair below the eyebrows on myself, but honestly on her I don't think it's too gross.
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>>703130449
great body, always has sexy lingerie, but as soon as I see her nasty ass dreads lose all interest.
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>>703132436
You scrolled through a lot of man ass to suddenly act affronted and straight...
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>>703152023
sauce?
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>>703130229
I'd fuck her. Wow that was easy.
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I'd fuck it, I'm Bi because hey, anal feels pretty good but so does a pussy. I'm not generally attracted to male faces so seeing my favorite aspect of both genders is a plus. Tbh any guy who says traps are straight are either gay and in hard denial or bi and dont know it. The trap in OP'S pic has a nice ass and a cute cock so why not, if the face is ugly just bag it or do doggy.
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Arrest it for breaking into my room.

Cop life.
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>>703150972
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>>703130229

Remington 870 express
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>>703152023
>Don't need my boss seeing my dink online
or do you ;)
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>>703154103
Well it's not like I could get in trouble because he would say "I saw you posting explicit photos online." and I would reply "Why were you looking for said pictures?"

It's more of a save of embarrassment than anything. I don't need to be blackmailed.
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>>703148664 more of pink one?
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>>703151263
Holy shit. We matched on ok cupid like a year and a half ago. I think we messagedo a little but I got back with my ex and stopped using the site.
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>>703148695
sauce?
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>>703155055
Sorry, I've never had an OKC account before.
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>>703155055
Oh wait. Someone else posted this gift not the girl in the gif.
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>>703155375
Oh, well the sauce is in the filename. she has a tumblr and cams regularly.
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>>703130728
>her
>the female in question
>that's not a man dressed as as girl
>I'm not a faggot
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Looking for a cute trap cd femboy to chat with so long as they have a ginormous dick. Kik traplover33
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>>703130229
Probably draw my gun since somebody I don't know is in there. I do recognize that as Sissy Scarlett so I would probably proceeded to interrogate her as to why they're in my house.
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>>703156259
Do you like your femboys hung?
If so, why?
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>>703156661
Succ while fucc
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>>703156661
Yes I do. It's just hot knowing my cute little girl has this massive monster secret. She can pull it out and dwarf me but her light humiliation of my size is somewhat playful and sexy.
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>>703156826
ckckckckckckckcckckck
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>>703130229
The weird part is I don't want to fuck sissies, I want sissies to fuck me.
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>>703156864
I-is there something more?
This is fucking hot
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So no cute massively hung girls on kik ? Sad pupper
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>>703157557
I mean...yeah. Are you the kind of person I'm looking for?
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>>703157694
Sadly no sorry, even Id look for one too
I just thought that fetish sounded kinda hot
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>>703156864
I have this twink, he has a 7/8 cock and pretty thick while Im average in lenght and girth (5/5).
He's so petite that he could be a nice trap/femboy but...
Isn't cock size an issue? I mean, Im the one who would fuck him after all but Im smaller
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>>703145766
why is her dick way down there
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Do a 360 and walk away
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>>703150704
Dude, how fucking pedantic are you? It's the end of the world because someone added an s? Petty bitch.
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>>703158319
No idea. I haven't played with another dick but I'd be willing to work at it as long as I needed to to make things good for both of us. Also aside from that I like the look of a truly massive dick on my tiny girl so I'd like her to be as big as is reasonable. Basically bigger the better so long as I'm utterly and horribly dwarfed. Like a pinky finger next to a toilet roLloyd tube. I'm average in length and girth so something like 9"+ and over 6.5 around would be great. Fat head, veins, just huge.
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>>703158319
Also what does 7/8 mean vs 5/5?
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>>703151263
If thats you plz kik me. Lycurgus1337
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>>703159088
Inches
The first 7/8 is his lenght
5/5 is my lenght ang girth
Id say Im 5.6' in lenght though
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>>703159508
He's 8 inches around? Fuck do you have a pic of that?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpaVQBzSU8
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>>703130229
I mean maybe I'd give it a shot if they had a cute face. If not, see ya fam
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>>703159766
Not now sorry
But with his thin and short body it looks massive
That's why Im a bit worried
He's virgin though
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>>703130401
Sauce? She's kinda cute!
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>>703160128
Damn I'd love to see it. Maybe kik sometime? You worried about hurting him while fucking or him breaking you?
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>>703148912
oddly enough I watched a porn parody video of supergirl, and the chick had a dick.
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>>703130229
Ask the person how much I need to pay them to leave and never come back
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I like girls but think vaginas are gross.
I hate guys but think dicks are awesome.
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>>703154818
Who is she??
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>>703149130
I mean put her back in the shackles and make sure she can't reach the key this time.
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>>703130229
kill them
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>>703160610
Got this pic in a femboy thread
Not him, but he's a bit bigger I guess

Im 100% top and he's pretty submissive so I dont think about he fucking me if you meant that for 'breaking me'

It's more like I dont wanna my average dick would be a turn off for him coz he knows how a big dick is despite being a virgin

I like the idea of he being bigger but I dont want that could be a problem for getting a hard on when comparing sizes and he would expect something more

He already knows my size and says it's ok but still

Kik: sorry dont have one
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>>703130229
https://youtu.be/p-A8GvUehq4?t=506


For all the hypocrites who come to these threads to insult traps.
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>>703130229
Suck that dick try first and fuck that ass after
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>>703150657
confirmed oldfag
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>>703161961
He knows what a big one looks like but not feels like. He's only going to know your dick inside him so no worries. Besides you get to see his huge dong flop
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Politely ask him to leave.
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I don't think there's anything hotter to me than a smooth feminine guy with a big cock

Jesus fucking christ dude I can't control myself
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>>703130229
Slit the degenerates throat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ
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Beat the shit out of him and drag his unconscious ass out into my yard, tie him up, and call the police to take the dissociative identity disorder freak to jail.
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>>703162668
Sure you would, edgy profligate
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>>703162300
>>703162505
Thanks I think you're right

Also any tips for being more dominant and for his first time with a cock on his ass?
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>>703163012
If you need tips on how to be dominant, it might not be for you. Like being really dominant that is.

If your first instinct isn't to grab him as hard as you can by his waist and fucking destroy him, hold his head down, slap him around, then maybe you're just not into it you know.
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>>703163255
>>703163012
Also do you have anymore of him

I'm obsessed with that big...

What do you guys call it, "feminine penis"?
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>>703130229
kick it. it's in the perfect position and it's right there.
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Any monstrously huge femboy cock in this thread on kik?
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>>703163255
It's not like Im not dominant coz all that you said about how Id be with him is what I think, it's more like dont wanna be extra rough but fuck that, Im sure he's gonna love it
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>>703162668

300% cancer. Kill yourself.
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>>703149058
>>703148996
>>703148959
>>703148912
This cant be a trap, i need this one in my life.
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>>703151263
>girl
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get ready
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>>703150520
Kek
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>>703163305
No right now but let me see if I can find something
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Any tops wanna sext a femboy?
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>>703130229
If face is cute... Make 'it' suck me off long and good... Then fuck
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>>703165335
Post some of you
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>>703165335
I most definitely do.
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>>703130229
How the fuck do i find a trans person to fuck...i searched tinder and grindr and NONE. I dont see any irl. I just wanna find and fuck one.
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>>703138822
kek
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>>703165759

Kik: superspooker
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b u m p
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>>703130229

turn around 360 degrees and run away
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>>703165931
I messaged ya ;P
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>>703130229
Fuck it.
[Spoiler] Where do I find traps to fuck like this?[/spoiler]
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>>703152023
If your boss is trolling these threads, he's probably got bigger problems.
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>>703167077
>[Spoiler]
>>>/r9k/
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>>703165780
be less predatory
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>>703167605
But where should i be less predatory?
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I have no attraction to guys. But if they look like that I feel I could let it slide. Why is this?
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>>703130480
summer is over buddy
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>>703164153
The set is from:

nemovalkyrja @ www.deviantart.com

That's not a web url. Figure it out, if you need to see more qtπ trap (with non-trap) cosplayers.
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>>703167819
Its called being bi curious cause in the end all humans are is hormone fueled dumb animals
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>>703167819
You see several cues of femininity, shaved, smooth skin, a bare, vulnerable ass in position for you to grab and fuck, girly clothing IE skirt, thigh socks and you see a girl's head of hair. All that outweighs the cock in your head.
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>>703130229
Start licking her asshole
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>>703148418
?
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>>703151636
>are you normal or trans
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>>703130229
Grease up the hole and start banging it raw.
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>>703167819
Women aren't actually all that naturally attractive. They stink, and are hairy, and have tiny beady eyes just like men do. Usually are fatter, naturally. They go through GREAT pains to pretend that they aren't any of this, to the point of being paranoid of stepping outside and being seen in public if they haven't hidden away their natural features for the day. It's fucking crazy. It's a literal conspiracy for some of these women, up there with "girls don't fart."

So instead, they rely on all these little tricks to captivate your attention. Make up, clothes, acting, perfumes, the list just goes on and on. You were never really all that attracted to women. If you were, you'd have kids by now. (Ignore this, if you have kids) Because that's what an attraction to females means. It's for procreation.

In our language, with our culture, girly makeup, and girly clothes, and girly acting, and girly perfumes are called "femininity." They're totally not. They're completely arbitrary fetishes. There's nothing about an orange scent in your hair that screams "I bear children from my womb!" No other animal in the kingdom has orange scent in their hair as a sexual dimorphism. It's a fetish. You learned an attraction to the feminine bone structure, as did we all, secondarily after being clued into it with the makeup, clothes, acting, and perfumes.

You grew up with a fetish for feminine things. Traps just take it a step farther, and take hormones to better approximate the style of femininity, and because boobs.
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>>703130401
Want kik hikimoribby~
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>>703131043
No shame

This is love
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>>703130229
Suck them off.
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>>703130401
I have the same laptop with the same worn out spot in the trackpad, holly shit
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>>703164818
Does this feel good?
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>>703131752
Too Soon
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should I start trapping?
would I pass?
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Donkey puch that scrotum with all of my might
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Anyone else really like POV vids. So hard to find good ones though
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>>703130229
Turn pi radials and walk away
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>>703130229
Take a bat and beat the shit out of him
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>>703130229
Take my cock out, jerk it til it's hard, and bury balls deep in that tight little asshole.
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>>703169490
no grow a beard
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>>703168195
this trap have a name? cant find it
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>>703169490
Too manly
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>>703169490
Easy. Go for it
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Any one wannaaaa chat ?v horny not a trap but looking u.u

M ca 21 kik hikimoribby
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>>703169490
I don't know what would make you happy. If you're trans, yeah go on hormones. You would pass fairly well.
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>>703169356
Idk but it looks fun
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>>703169880

You just know when this guys name gets in the local paper it's gonna be for sucking cocks in a gas station restroom.
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>>703170513
U look fun
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>>703169356
I know it doesn't have to be the case, but when I eat watermelon, it's usually been in a cooler on ice first (pretty much only eat it on the beach). That would be pretty cold on your junk.
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>>703130229
I would lick that rim whilst playing with that cock
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>>703170784
It's not me
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>>703168912
I'm definitely attracted to women, dude. I love the female form and I love to fuck. Is that supposed to be an example of an unattractive one?
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>>703161142
Same
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Insert tab A into slot B
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>>703147957
Where is the best place to find POV videos with small traps? Also source?
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