/b im planning revenge on an old enemy from highschool... i know where he lives... thinking of the standard toilet paper egging....
i need your help faggots please
most caliper "DRAINS" formally known as the bleeder, is usually frozen solid to the caliper with rust good luck with that you fuckin tard id thank you for helping me bleed my brakes.
won't have access to the inside of the house
my plan is going early in the morning with 2-3 cartons of eggs and 8-12 toilet paper rolls
quick bombing, run down street, drive away before anyone sees
One of my classmates nearly killed himself because this fucking piece of shit bullied him
im going for this fucker
>growing up and being a successful, functioning member of society is the best revenge on faggots from high school.
Don't waste time and energy sabotaging their life. Instead, use the anger as fuel to pour energy into your own life and emerge the more successful and happier person in the end.
faggots please give any advice/tips
help is appreciated
please let me get this fucker good
This. You can also get some weed/grass killer and spray down his front lawn especially if he has an HOA they'll constantly take legal action and fine him due to the issue. At least, if you're thinking about a long term game.
OP GO WATCH BILLY MADISON
FLAMING SHIT BAG !
he's a fuckin dirty immigrant paki
OP you have to be pretty scrawny and weak if you can't beat this niggas ass also your friend is highkey a drama queen like what did he do to bully him verbal, physical abuse ? Did he ruin his social life?
OP, professional prankster here...
Don't do anything that takes more than a few minutes... if he lives in an affluent neighbourhood there will be cars up and down the street constantly...
Go with 1 cartons of eggs and a few rolls of TP...
if you have time spray paint as well, if its the middle of the night you can do a couple rounds around the house
Don't throw eggs right on the windows, go for the garage so there's less noise
Don't do anything that'll risk being out there for more than a few minutes...
Dress in all black clothing and don't wear that outfit ever again in public
Make sure you have a ride out of there, or get a buddy to drive when its over
OP here, don't want to go to jail for aggravated assault
backstory... this paki acts like he's hot shit because he has some diamonds in his fucking ears. this is a real piece of shit, normally i wouldn't be this petty but my friend, back in 11th grade got bullied on a daily basis because of his religion... he's leaving for school out of state so i want to give him a good laugh as a send off
I fucking hate wannabe paki thugs. Beat the shit out of him and rip his earrings out, dont worry about getting caught just wear a mask and use a weapon so you dont fuck up your hands.
Cum into a small glass of water, freeze that water and make an ice cube. Put that ice cube into a soda or whatever and get/pay a chick you know to deliver it to that dude. When he finishes, tell him that he just drank the spunk of a white man and must now live with it for the rest of his shitskin life.
Also, this fucking nigger stole my quints. Fuck that guy>>703133333
one brick through the front window
DRIVE AWAY FAAST
Throwing paint stripper from a water bottle onto a car is easier than that shit and will work very well. Also you can just rip the stem out of a tire. Probably will get them to buy a whole new one and it won't appear outwardly like vandalism.
Drain some eggs with a nail. Fill them with chili pepper, crushed glass and hot sauce. Wait till target is alone hit him in the face with a few. Then beat his ass with a pipe.
please any ideas that dont resort to physical violence
fags i dont want to go to state prison
Photoshop his head onto a nude foto of a naked big fat chick. Im talkin free muthafuckin willy. Make a thosuand copies and post them all over the city. Like someones kid is mssing or something. Flyer the fuck out of it.
hit the front door and the garage if its connected to the house it shouldn't be too loud as long as you dont throw it with all your effort...
OP arch your back and flick your wrist when you toilet paper the house, and throw the rolls when you're at the side of the house.... so no one will see you and it makes it so much more difficult to remove
who has advice on how to properly egg a house?
>Rent one of those helicopters that dump water on forest fires
>Rent snow-making machine from a skiing resort
>Fill helicopter with snow
>Dump it on his house while he's still in it
>He has to call out of work in the middle of summer because he's "snowed in"
>Have a Pumpkin Pie Blizzard from DQ to celebrate your victory before you remember that he's still better than you
OP dump salt in the shape of a cock and balls on his front lawn...
this will permanently fuck up the grass
Try buying a set of lock picks.Pick the lock in his house. Open the cooling vents in several places and throw frozen squid into the vents as far as you can. Lock door on the way out and forget.
Spray paint "RAPIST" in huge letters across the front of his house. Even if he's not guilty of it, the neighbors will never look at him the same.
Kill a small animal like a cat or something and duct tape it to his front door.
Use a funnel and fill balloons with paint. Easy and effective.
Instead of regular eggs, let them rot for a while. Rotten egg smell all over his house/car.
OP dont waste your time with eggs
spray paint cock and balls EVERYWHERE
all around the house
silent, no noise, you'll get away 100% guarantee
cock and balls all around the house
its a side street, 10 houses on each side of the street, with a 1 way stop leading out of the neighbourhood
im thinking of going late at night, 3-4am but im unsure if im going to do the standard egging, TP..... im afraid of getting busted if some random drives down the street...
hence the idea of spray painting cock and balls around the house, no noise and wont be seen at the front of the house
any advice? appreciate it /brother
This isnt good enough op
We need some psychological warfare
How about sending boxes with dead slit up rats to his house?
Like do some edgy psycho shit and remember to tell him thatbhe's next or something
Make him feel threatened
He looks like he wouldn't go to the police
Just go to the back door pick the lock with a snap gun while the family is out. Once inside there are many things you can do. The frozen squid Idea will take a few days to kick in and no one will be wise to it for weeks. The smell will be near impossible to find and fill the house.
Put shit on the inside of his car door Handel so he gets shot on his hand when he opens the door
Put sugar in his gas tank
If he has no rear windshield wiper rite fag in shit on his rear windshield
Actually might not be a bad idea, do progessively more psychotic things. Start with simple letters, with only some old things in it, then get more graphic and creepy in the letters, then send pictures of him at various tine to really send it up.
After that, maybe leave "gifts" of dead rats and other animals, maybe a knife of two in blood. Every once in a while, aggesively stalk him to work, and start doing the same there. Lastly, throw things into his windows just to make him more paranoid
You could also build a cricket chirp device. I once used one on a neighbor I didn't like. Popped his lock and put it in a light fixture. Took six months to drive him crazy. He moved out in the end couldn't stand the chirping every 5 seconds.