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/b im planning revenge on an old enemy from highschool... i know where he lives... thinking of the standard toilet paper egging....
any ideas?
i need your help faggots please
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>>703128519
Open the calipers on his brakes to let the fluid drain. Untraceable unlike actually cutting the brake lines.
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>>703128702
>be autist
>dont know car parts
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>please faggots this fucker deserves it
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>>703128519
Rape his mom.
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>>703129719
that ass though
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>>703128519
If you gain access to his house somehow, upper-decker his toilet.
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>>703128702
most caliper "DRAINS" formally known as the bleeder, is usually frozen solid to the caliper with rust good luck with that you fuckin tard id thank you for helping me bleed my brakes.
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>>703129810
won't have access to the inside of the house
my plan is going early in the morning with 2-3 cartons of eggs and 8-12 toilet paper rolls

quick bombing, run down street, drive away before anyone sees
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>>703128519
I have an even better idea! Move on with your miserable life and maybe you won't still be upset about some faggot from highschool.
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>>703128519
Here's a thought, grow up?
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>>703129987
One of my classmates nearly killed himself because this fucking piece of shit bullied him
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>>703130111
so you must take the angst a step further and kill that nigga, dont be a pleb
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>>703129976
My next door neighbours 'friend' rubbed his shit on the front-door handle. Instead of going in guns blazing, you might wanna go for something a bit sneakier like that.
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>>703128519
growing up and being a successful, functioning member of society is the best revenge on faggots from high school.

that, or fuck his mom while forcing him to watch.
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>>703130111
Then beat the shit out of him or fuck up his house and car instead of doing middle-school tier pussy revenge like egging and tp'ing. Are you fucking 12?
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>>703130111
pic related
im going for this fucker
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>>703130111
One of your classmates sounds like a fucking pussy who can't take a fucking joke.
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>>703130243
>growing up and being a successful, functioning member of society is the best revenge on faggots from high school.
This

Don't waste time and energy sabotaging their life. Instead, use the anger as fuel to pour energy into your own life and emerge the more successful and happier person in the end.
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>>703130307
Shave his perfect eyebrows off.
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faggots please give any advice/tips
help is appreciated
please let me get this fucker good
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>>703130307
Wear a kkk robe and put a bunch of hillary clinton bumper stickers on your car then burn his house down
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>>703130476
spray paint KKK on his house, no evidence, no sound, his parents with probably think it was him
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Fork his lawn. Buy hundreds of plastic forks, and in the middle of the night, jam them all into his front lawn.
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>>703130307
Looks small and loud like a chihuahua. Makes me wonder if OP is even weaker and small. Why not just fight him?
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>>703128519
grow up you petty little faggot
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>you must be 18 years old to use this website
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>>703130693
This guy gets it.
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>>703128519
if you really want to fuck this guy, you should dump paint all over his driveway and his porch... by the time they wake up its going to be all dryed
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>>703130111

so egg his parents' house, that will show him.

i hope you get hit by a bus on the drive there you unoriginal 12yr old shitlord
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buy some silicon sealant and some apples or potatoes and shove them down his exhaust pipe and silicon it up
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piss on his door handle
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>>703130937
This. That shit will never come off, I kicked a can of paint in my driveway 9 years ago and it's still there.
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>>703131048
Kek
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>>703131005
fuck you you miserable faggot
instead of shitting on a great idea why don't you go fuck yourself

voting for hillary clinton aren't you?
you fucking dipshit
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>>703130937
This. You can also get some weed/grass killer and spray down his front lawn especially if he has an HOA they'll constantly take legal action and fine him due to the issue. At least, if you're thinking about a long term game.
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stop calling us faggots you weakass beta good for nothing goat fucking son of a bitch virgin edgelord newfag
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If he has a pool, dump a mattress in it. It soaks up the water and usually takes a crane to get out.
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>>703130693
>Fork his parent's lawn.

>>703130937
>dump paint all over his parent's driveway and his parent's porch

ftfy

grow the fuck up y'all.
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Piss in his gas tank(or sugar)
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>>703131206
delicious
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>>703128519
OP GO WATCH BILLY MADISON
FLAMING SHIT BAG !
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Wrote "home of the Harambe killer" on his garage door in spray paint
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>>703131287
Don't worry they're black. We're only hurting ourselves since they're most likely leeching off the state one way or another.
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>>703131526
Thats taking it too far dude, are you trying to get him killed?
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>>703131583
wrong
he's a fuckin dirty immigrant paki
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>>703130111
Don't worry
She sucked him off later
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>>703130307
OP you have to be pretty scrawny and weak if you can't beat this niggas ass also your friend is highkey a drama queen like what did he do to bully him verbal, physical abuse ? Did he ruin his social life?
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>>703130442
I agree
Those some god tier eyebrows
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OP, professional prankster here...

Don't do anything that takes more than a few minutes... if he lives in an affluent neighbourhood there will be cars up and down the street constantly...

Go with 1 cartons of eggs and a few rolls of TP...
if you have time spray paint as well, if its the middle of the night you can do a couple rounds around the house
Don't throw eggs right on the windows, go for the garage so there's less noise


Don't do anything that'll risk being out there for more than a few minutes...
Dress in all black clothing and don't wear that outfit ever again in public
Make sure you have a ride out of there, or get a buddy to drive when its over
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Join the iss and bomb the shit out of him for the sake of allah
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Watch its steps, after you know everything about the places he go everyday and times you can plan something
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>>703132145
OP here, don't want to go to jail for aggravated assault

backstory... this paki acts like he's hot shit because he has some diamonds in his fucking ears. this is a real piece of shit, normally i wouldn't be this petty but my friend, back in 11th grade got bullied on a daily basis because of his religion... he's leaving for school out of state so i want to give him a good laugh as a send off
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>>703132772
I mean, something like this
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>>703132825
I fucking hate wannabe paki thugs. Beat the shit out of him and rip his earrings out, dont worry about getting caught just wear a mask and use a weapon so you dont fuck up your hands.
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Cum into a small glass of water, freeze that water and make an ice cube. Put that ice cube into a soda or whatever and get/pay a chick you know to deliver it to that dude. When he finishes, tell him that he just drank the spunk of a white man and must now live with it for the rest of his shitskin life.
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>>703129976
Pipe bomb in his front window with a balaclava its actually very common in ireland
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>>703130307
Use the good ol' lock in a sock method. Put a padlock into a gym sock and beat that stupid niglet
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Pop three tires but only three cause insurance will cover all new tires but not for just 3. Mayonnaise and ham on any car cause it will eat the paint job. Piss on the car door handles
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>>703133336
Also, this fucking nigger stole my quints. Fuck that guy>>703133333
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>>703133098
>bullying a bully
not cool, bro.
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>>703133417
Insurance agent here. Vandalism is vandalism, it makes no difference if you slash 3 or 4.
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>>703132825

OP
3 am
one brick through the front window
DRIVE AWAY FAAST
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>>703133417
this is the dumbest thing.. if this were true the guy could just pop the 4th tire u fuck face.. obviously u read too much shit on the internet and re post cause ur a cuckboy
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>>703133417
>is this legit? mayo and ham on the paint job?
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>>703133417
Throwing paint stripper from a water bottle onto a car is easier than that shit and will work very well. Also you can just rip the stem out of a tire. Probably will get them to buy a whole new one and it won't appear outwardly like vandalism.
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>>703128519
Mail him a pipe bomb
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>>703133909
can't verify mayo or ham, but my car got egged a few years back while I was at work and it stripped the paint pretty bad, buffing didn't come anywhere close to hiding it.
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>>703134304
This and you can kek watching them keep on trying to inflate an un-inflatable tire
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Alter his water and electricity meter then call to report that it has been tampered with.
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>>703131408
>>703128519
this guy gets it
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Sure! All those times he beat you up, he was right. You ARE a faggot.
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>>703128519
just shoot him
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>>703134480
>>703134470
balogna on the roof will leave stupid looking circles in the paint, seen it done before that stuff is pretty corrosive.
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>>703128519
got any more of the girl on the right?
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Have sex with his mom
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Burn a cross on his lawn
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bumping for prank ideas
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op, just go with eggs and toilet paper

simple and easy, then move on with your life you fucking underage newfag
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>>703135078
Could just murder him
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>>703128519
Drain some eggs with a nail. Fill them with chili pepper, crushed glass and hot sauce. Wait till target is alone hit him in the face with a few. Then beat his ass with a pipe.
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>>703132478
most garage doors are noisy as fuck when you hit em
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>>703135420
>>703135483
please any ideas that dont resort to physical violence
fags i dont want to go to state prison
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>>703130621

Who is this?
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>>703135662
You won't go to prison if it's a murder suicide.
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Photoshop his head onto a nude foto of a naked big fat chick. Im talkin free muthafuckin willy. Make a thosuand copies and post them all over the city. Like someones kid is mssing or something. Flyer the fuck out of it.
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>>703135662
Then don't use the pipe. Your loss.
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leave a back pack full of diy bombs in his front yard at night then call the cops to say you saw a muslim looking fellow acting suspicious with a backpack
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>>703135511
hit the front door and the garage if its connected to the house it shouldn't be too loud as long as you dont throw it with all your effort...

OP arch your back and flick your wrist when you toilet paper the house, and throw the rolls when you're at the side of the house.... so no one will see you and it makes it so much more difficult to remove
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bumping bc of the holy shit these pics lol
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>>703130471
Leave a turd cooking in his house while they're at church or something boil it in a pot that way the smell gets everywhere
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put some industrial strength glue or something that dries hard as concrete in the key holes of his car and house
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Buy a rock of crack put it in a key hider place it in his wheel well. Call in an anonymous tip to the police. Check state laws first to see what felony possession level is.
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>>703135662
Moar of this semen specimen
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who has advice on how to properly egg a house?

for science
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>>703130307
Wasn't this kid on the news for sucker punching a kid while wearing brass knuckles?
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>>703136469
Or just buy a rock and smoke it. Total revenge. Then get a time machine and go back in time and fuck his mum. Prevenge.
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>>703130621
>>703135741

I second this.
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>>703130307
http://www.arkansasmatters.com/news/local-news/video-shows-attack-on-conway-12-year-old
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>>703136882
Do not smoke the crack it fucks peoples brains up.
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>>703136692
>pick up egg
>hold in hand
>bring arm behind head
>move arm forward at high velocity
>release egg before arm fully out stretched
>make sure it aimed at house
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>Rent one of those helicopters that dump water on forest fires
>Rent snow-making machine from a skiing resort
>Fill helicopter with snow
>Dump it on his house while he's still in it
>He has to call out of work in the middle of summer because he's "snowed in"
>Have a Pumpkin Pie Blizzard from DQ to celebrate your victory before you remember that he's still better than you
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>>703136692
Ok, anon, this is totally scientific, so stick with me...1. Get eggs... 2. throw at house. but you gotta be careful to do it in order, because science.
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Bleach is your friend.

>on the lawn

>in his gas tank

>paint job

But then people have insurance too.
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>>703128519
Pour a ton of gasoline on his car and light it

Arson is a crime that you have a good chance of getting away with 81% of arson goes unsolved
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burn his grass with chemicals in the shape of a dick
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>>703128519
>old enemy from high school
It can't be considered an old enemy if it was 6 months ago
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Sugar in the gas tank. For the roach masters, though, baking soda and vinegar in the gas tank.
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>>703128519
set his house on fire, you fucking casual
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OP dump salt in the shape of a cock and balls on his front lawn...

this will permanently fuck up the grass
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>>703128519
Salt his yard.
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>>703137051
I'll be sure and let your mum know, when i arrive in the past.
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>>703137401
Is that true? Im gonna need a source for that...
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>>703137443
moooooooooooo, milk my udders anon
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If you're in highschool just plant drugs on the kid and crime stop him.

Anything else is just stupid and more a punishment on others than him
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Try buying a set of lock picks.Pick the lock in his house. Open the cooling vents in several places and throw frozen squid into the vents as far as you can. Lock door on the way out and forget.
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>>703137543
That would be nice thank you.
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Spray paint "RAPIST" in huge letters across the front of his house. Even if he's not guilty of it, the neighbors will never look at him the same.

Kill a small animal like a cat or something and duct tape it to his front door.

Use a funnel and fill balloons with paint. Easy and effective.

Instead of regular eggs, let them rot for a while. Rotten egg smell all over his house/car.
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Shit in a paper bag put it on the front door step and light that motherfucker
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>>703137816
Youre welcome, my son.
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>>703137579
http://www.nfpa.org/news-and-research/fire-statistics-and-reports/fire-statistics/fire-causes/arson-and-juvenile-firesetting/intentional-fires
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OP dont waste your time with eggs

spray paint cock and balls EVERYWHERE
all around the house
silent, no noise, you'll get away 100% guarantee

cock and balls all around the house
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Tell me a bit about your target.
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paint thinner on the car, he wont notice for a while. also make a cock in his lawn using weed killer.
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>>703138270
Affluent neighbourhood,

its a side street, 10 houses on each side of the street, with a 1 way stop leading out of the neighbourhood
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>>703138188
while you are at it could you refrain from attempting to hang yourself while waking it in the shower with a table leg up you ass. Its sort of traumatic.
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fuck me sideways the women posted in this thread have gotten my cock harder than diamonds
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>>703138502
Scout the area for cameras. Should be an easy target at night.
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>>703130621
>>703135741
>>703136913
www dot instagram dot com slash youkendoitt
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>>703128519
>thinking of the standard toilet paper egging....
are you 12?

here's how adults do it: grab a tire iron, ring his door bell, crush his knees and face, burn down his house.
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>>703138680
no cameras

im thinking of going late at night, 3-4am but im unsure if im going to do the standard egging, TP..... im afraid of getting busted if some random drives down the street...
hence the idea of spray painting cock and balls around the house, no noise and wont be seen at the front of the house

any advice? appreciate it /brother
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bump for interest someone smart help OP
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This isnt good enough op
We need some psychological warfare
How about sending boxes with dead slit up rats to his house?
Like do some edgy psycho shit and remember to tell him thatbhe's next or something
Make him feel threatened
He looks like he wouldn't go to the police
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>>703138933
Just go to the back door pick the lock with a snap gun while the family is out. Once inside there are many things you can do. The frozen squid Idea will take a few days to kick in and no one will be wise to it for weeks. The smell will be near impossible to find and fill the house.
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Put shit on the inside of his car door Handel so he gets shot on his hand when he opens the door
Put sugar in his gas tank
If he has no rear windshield wiper rite fag in shit on his rear windshield
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>>703138856
here's how niggers do it*
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>>703139093
Actually might not be a bad idea, do progessively more psychotic things. Start with simple letters, with only some old things in it, then get more graphic and creepy in the letters, then send pictures of him at various tine to really send it up.

After that, maybe leave "gifts" of dead rats and other animals, maybe a knife of two in blood. Every once in a while, aggesively stalk him to work, and start doing the same there. Lastly, throw things into his windows just to make him more paranoid
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>>703133663
This
Quick and easy
Be careful about finter prints tho
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>>703139639
aww, shit, you're right! i'm gonna get revenge on a dude, and i'll switch his milk with SOY MILK! DAAAAAAAAAAEEEEUUM!!!!!!!!!!! HARD FUCKING CORE!!!!
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>>703139350
You could also build a cricket chirp device. I once used one on a neighbor I didn't like. Popped his lock and put it in a light fixture. Took six months to drive him crazy. He moved out in the end couldn't stand the chirping every 5 seconds.
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>>703139842
Yea this keeps sounding better and better
If OP really wants to revenge hsi friend he should do that
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>>703129987
i think you might be on to something there
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This kid I went to high school with was a total dick to me. His brother blew his brains out and I cloned his dead brother's fb account and added him messaging "why did you kill me?"
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thread is dead ?
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>>703133337
>133337
K
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is anyone else still masturbating there were some hot fucking girls here
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>>703133337
witnessed
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