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ANY PARENTS ON /b/??

AM I THE ONLY ONE?

How old are you and how many kids?

I'm 35 and have two girls.
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get out normie reeeeee
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Is your kid the 'tarded one?
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Pics or didnt happen
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>>703116098
Yup. 3 brats here.
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>>703116098
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>>703116098
32 years 3 kids here.

>you're not alone.
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>>703116098
I don't know what to do with all my free time and disposable income.
You may as well be wearing and prison jumpsuit.
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>>703116165
trust me i'm not normie

>>703116284
no

>>703116368
>>703116805
good to know

>>703116965
Have no clue what the fuck your on about.
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44, 6 girls 1 boy
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>>703117118
goddamn nigga
your pullout game is weak
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33 1 kid. Boy. Wonder just how degenerate his generation is gonna be.
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27 1 boy
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>>703116098
Father present. I've got a daughter going to be 2 in December. Hoping for another within a few years
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>mfw there are all these parents on /b/, this generation is fucked.
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>>703117376
Also, I'm 24.
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>>703117118

Ouch, how many mulattos you gonna be taking care of?
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>>703116098
Do you use lube ot just spit when you rape them?
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>>703117473
this was supposed to be my face
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52 one girl, started late.
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>>703116098
Do you molest them
?


Do you?
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>>703117196
I don't know, my wife and I just wanted a lot of kids. We stopped after our last kid 13 years ago, My family is rich and I inherited the wealth when I was young and only made good investments so money wasn't the problem. We just naturally wanted a big family. I have 3 sisters myself and 5 brothers.

>>703117547
I'm a scottish canadian, my wife is from norway so our kids are white. My oldest is 28 and my youngest is 13, we only have 4 kids that live in the house.
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>>703117956
you had your first kid at 13? your story doesnt make sense cunt
fuck you
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I'm 39 and have two sons under the age of ten.
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>>703118110
16, did they not teach you math in school? Did you even go to school?
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41 here one 6yo girl and happy to be a father!!!
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>>703117956
kek i might know who you are
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>>703117620
But we are cool I'm a way are we not?
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26
M
Chile
Single
No kids and never wanted
TFWNGF
but the moneyz 4 me
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30 and have 2 sons, 7yrs and 16 month old
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>>703118560
have some kids and come back chileano fag
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>>703118507
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>>703116098
41 and 2 kids.
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33 with 3. They're the shit when they're asleep
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>>703116098
32
Two kids, 8 and 5
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i'm a grandfather

2 boys and 3 grandkids
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>>703116098
I'm not exactly psychic, but when I was at the age where all my friends started having kids, I could tell the world was going to be a fucked up piece of shit when they grew up. So I got snipped and said nope to kids.
37 and haven't regretted it for one second.

>>703117118
you're fucking retarded. wtf are you doing creating 7 kids?
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>>703117376
dear anon,

are you aware of the effect parents have on their child's life within its first three years?
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WHAT ARE ALL YOU GEEZERS DOING ON /b/?!?!?
DONT YOU HAVE TAXES OR GARDENING TO DO? WTF
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>>703116098
39, 3 girls. 17, 15, and 11
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If you don't reply to this post your daughters will die in their sleep tonight. No immunities.
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Older than fuck. Son is 35, daughter is 23. Like hanging out with niggers and faggots.
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>>703117118
Where can I find a wife who would want to have 7 kids. Asking because I want to find a wife to have 7 kids with.
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22 here with 1, 5month son
I'm somewhat of a normie now, but 4chan makes me laugh like it did when I was a teen.
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>>703120222
Trips negate curse.
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>>703119655
I have people to do that for me
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>2016
>procreating

disgusting breeders
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genune questions to you fags who have got kids.

How long did you know your wife and live with her before you decided and went through with preggoing her?
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>>703116165
he may be your dad faggot
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>>703120776
5 dating, 2 marriage
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>>703117728
Not a problem. Enjoy! 42 here one girl.
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>>703120776
Well two years for me, we got married after 1 year. But it's a bit different than it sounds considering that I'm already in my career making decent money, and my wife and I have never argued once. We get along with a perfect marriage and decided that we want to have a kid now, so we can have a life when we are in our 30s
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>>703120776
i have 2 kids, first one was accidental at 24, we had been dating for 6 years at that time. Married her before baby was born.
. 2nd was planned when i was 32.
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42 here, 2 Girls, 13 and 8

I try my best to keep them as racist as possible.

I dont want any nigger boyfriends coming to my house.
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>>703116098
Tits or get the fuck out
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>>703121064
Interesting. I've always heard that you should know whether marriage is in your future after 2 years together. Did you know by that time?

Anyone else take more than 2 years to decide?
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22 with 2 kids. Relationship didn't work out. Kids haven't seen their mom in almost a year.
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As of 3 months ago I'm a grandpa

44 with a 19 year old, she just had a baby girl
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>>703121676
;) It makes me happy knowing there are still good people out there.
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41 and two uncontrollable retard boys.
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>>703116098
The second one on the left in the far back looks creepy in the best way possible. She'll probably grow up to be the most interesting one, and probably kill at least one of the other ones.
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>>703116098
20, have a girl not out of the womb yet. I fcuked up OP
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>>703116098
>36
>2 boys and 1 girl with ex wife
>1 girl with live in gf
> my oldest is 19, youngest is 2
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>>703121907
what is she a crackhead? What kind of mom stays away from their kids for a year?
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36, two girls a20 a10

...the first has gone full millennial, the second is a princess.
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>>703116098
tfw you have kids but post on /b/

I seriously dread the next generation of kids, born by their anime loving "liberal" parents.
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I am 33, I have a daughter who turns 7 next month
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>>703121676
Best father ever.
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>>703116098
24 with a little girl due in a couple months
Any advice?
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>>703122429
She abused them an ran away so she wouldn't go to jail. Now if they find her she'll do prison time.
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>>703122429
thats where i'm at see -> >>703122459

mom started dating a white 'rapper' and disappeared. last i heard she was in jail for the 4th time.
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>>703121838
Yeah. It's also important to live together at least 1-2 yrs prior to iron out the kinks and ensure no deal breakers.
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>>703122584
what a bitch.
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>>703121676
You know this will backfire, right? Better option would be to force them to be with blacks. Then they'll want whites.
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>>703122566
Just wait until she hits 12 years old. You're going to go insane.

Make up. Slut skirts and dresses. Pubescent boys going after her. Developing bewbs.

Enjoy the young baby girl you have while you can.
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>>703116098
>0
>30 years old
>got my balls cut this morning

>FUCK YEAH NO KIDS!
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>>703122665
She was a whore and didn't take care of them properly anyways. It's best that they're with me I guess.
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>>703122717
Yeah that's what I feared, I remember what I was like when I was a teenager. But I'm looking forward to being her dad
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44

one daughter

she is awesome
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50 one of each
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>>703122748
V-CLUB in the hizouse!! ...fuck i'm old.

dude, the doc nic'd a muscle or tendon in my shit with the laser, couldn't walk for a week. the other side was fine tho.

kinda sorta miss the giant black balls tho (o.0)
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how many of you did stuff with your daughters? i know one of you pervs is reading
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>>703122748
kys
missed a chance to molest your little daughter...
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>>703119550
My nigga. I got my balls cut today with no kids. #noregrets
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I have a 9mo daughter.
I can't stand her crying.
It makes me wish I was neutered.
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>>703119550
What age did you get cut?
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>>703123222
foreplay her
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48 with a son and a daughter
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Found OP's kids
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>>703123358
bottom right a qt
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>>703123189
Nah, but all the teenage girls that wind up at my house all the time is nice.
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>>703116098
from top to bottom going left

no, hell yes, yes, yes,no, no
yes, no,yes(go broncos), yes yesh
no, no, fuck yes, fuck yes
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>>703120557
You can have mine if she leaves... if u make a lot of money she'll have a whole litter. I jmgot cut today and she is maaaaaaaad...
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hmm girls. Photos?
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>>703118110
Even if it was 13 so what my uncle had 2 kids before he was 16.
Yes im white
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any pedo stories?
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>>703123222
Suck it up, you'll be fine.
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>>703120557
Go up to any woman and say
>Do you want seven kids.

It works every time.
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>>703116098
Dad here one kid literally with me as I post.
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>>703123222
just shake her till she stops. thats what i used to do to my son
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>>703123756
ok, but for how long?
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>>703116098
I look at these kids and it saddens me that one day they all will die.
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>>703124014
lel great idea.
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>>703124022
18 years
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>>703123447
Pedo kys
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>>703124081
yeah, that's what I reckoned...
life sucks.
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>>703120776
Mines had two and looks amazing
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>>703116098
45.
10 yo son
8 yo daughter
3 yo daughter
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>>703121676
My wife is black. I'm encouraging the same. If the boy, who's whiter than me, can find a hot, intelligent black girl, I'm okay with that. No hoodrats. Male blacks are hoodrats
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>>703116098
30, 3 girls
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>>703121838
6, two years is a joke. Oh, and were still not married. Engaged for 2018
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http://christensonclass.weebly.com/

ok.
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you dun fucked up
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>>703123592
my daughter (20) is full on candy raver now. pic related.

she dresses like that in fucking public.

no hope for a job. doesn't go to school. everyday i get home from work and if she's in my house i kick her out.

i tell her how much she disappoints me every day.

...wish she'd start cutting again, then go and get more determined. god damn molly made her happy and shit.
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>>703123130
Yeah, i got elecrocuted like fuck. He missed or i grounded out on the operating table. But this morning....

>litterally tazed inside of my ballsac.

Shocked by this 1899's era electric fence fucking transformer thing.
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>>703124627
He never said 'pic related', dickface.
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>>703118560
>plata
Caleta wn
Usuario promedio HD
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>>703123193
Lol, you are a sick fuck...
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>>703117118
Nigga you don't have a family, you have a fucking harem.
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>>703124685

Catch her on a come down from said Molly.

Super easy to get suicidal that way. She'll be emotionally vulnerable.
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>>703116098
46.. 2 Boys, 19 and 17. Both AWESOME
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>>703124058
You just realized this?
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>>703116098
30
1 Boy, 2 yearsold

Congrats, I wanted a girl originally, but now I'm happy I got a boy, he's looks up to me, and he loves playing with Legos, Puzzles, and playing catch. all things my friend that have daughters missed out on, that bonding.
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>>703125134
oh boy anon
you are hardcore!!
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>>703124685
In my opinion, parents like you are the best. Can never have enough sluts in the world. I mean that whole-heartedly.
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>>703124685
Kick that bitch out and change the loks anon. Grow a pair.
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>>703125239
ya i fucked up telling her about my raver days in the 90's. never thought that would make a comeback...

altho a couple times her friends would stop by when she wasn't home and i'd score some good rolls.

i literally told her to go get on that pole when i got home from work today to go make some money. tired of her entitled freeloading bullshit.
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>>703121676
Youre doing gods work anon
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>>703121942
your daughters a slut
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>>703123193
lol
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Cool, oldfags
44 1 boy 1 girl
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>>703125712
I know
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>>703116098
those are some ugly fucking kids

Is that from a special school or something?
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Post more pics of your daughters please
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>>703125566
Just purely out of curiosity, which club will she be performing at?
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>>703116098
21 about about to have my second girl next month and a half. Life's great anon.
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>>703121838
Took about 3 for my wife to say yes.
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33 years old, 2 boys 7 and 9.
Mother has taken them and moved them 2 hours from me.
I see them like 6 times a year now.
>mfw typing this
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>>703116098
nudes or it didnt happen
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>>703123447
I'd do almost any of these. They're cuties.
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39 yo dadfag here.
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>>703127478
you sick fuck, die slow in a fire
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d-dad???
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>>703127901
Yeah?
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>>703122689
i can't stress this enough
I had this exact experience you have no idea like i said I can't stress this enough the reverse psychology is stronger than it looks

please learn from my mistakes

46, 3 daughters 3 fucking niggers
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>>703117118
woah dud u have sex 7 tims
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>>703116098
I got 3 kids and I don't even know the little niggas but w/e
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>>703128191
Niggers or black guys? I don't care if mine date a black guy as long as it's not some dumb thug wannabe
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>>703116098
29, have a 16 month old daughter. Been on /b/ longer than I've known my wife haha
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>>703116098
2 front row girls are cute. CUTE.
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>>703117334
same here
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>>703122865
what did she do? news link?
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future drug dealer...
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>>703128645
yeah ok
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>>703116098
38, 1 boy (6months old)
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>>703119655
Habit. A near decade long habit, although I spend most of my time on /o/ and /diy/ because I'm old rough to have disposable income and dopamine receptors not wired for immediate gratification
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>>703122621
>>703124481
>>703127085
Thanks anons. Gf and I have been together for about 2.5 years, living together for a little over a year. She keeps pestering me about marriage and kids, but I just don't feel ready for that yet.
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>>703116098
36.....Fuck, thanks for reminding me asshole
2 kids
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