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Dubs decides what i do next
This girl is just fucking amazing:shes hot,rather smart and hot as fuck,we also get along pretty well
Ill dump the whole conversation,we met a couple of days ago through some mutual friends
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>enils, time in us 18:30, time in uk 23:30
>doobs written in typobar

i declare recall of spidrman
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>>703106655
Tell her not to wear panties
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>>703108004
This
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"sorry i cant make it to the coffee shop i have to return some video tapes"
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>>703106655
Ey bby u wan sum fuk?
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did you shave your pussy today?
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>>703108307
roll
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Pic of her
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>>703108307
rolling
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Dubs demand you tell her "I have to drop my girlfriend off at the clinic first"
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say

>>703106655
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>>703108307
still rolling
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don't shower, i like the smell of pussy
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>>703108358
You should of gone with someone whos not a supermodel then maybe we'd believe u fgt
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>>703108307
this
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>>703108490
She s no super model
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>>703106655
I want to murder your entire family while I fist my own ass
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>>703108307
rolling for dubs
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>>703108573
Roll
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>>703108307
rolllll
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I want to exchange nude images of underage girls r u interested?
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>>703108578
stop spam replying your shit fucking post it isnt even funny
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>>703108307
more rolls
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lure her to a dark alley and murder her
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>>703108710
Roll
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"Sorry honey but im gay. I just want some girlfreinds to shop with!"
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>>703108750
roll
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>>703108234
roll
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>>703108710
rerolling kek
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>>703108750
bump
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rape the bitch, cum in her
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>>703108710
rooooooll
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>>703108855


uh oh....
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>>703108307
rolling more
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>>703108855
welp..
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Bull shit. If OP really did have a qt such as that talking to him why the fuck would he leave it to /b/ unless it's fake & gay or Op is beta faggot
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>>703108710
Rr
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>>703108855
things just got dark
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>>703106655
Write her name on your forehead before you leave the house.
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>>703108940
Im not beta
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>>703108855
checked double dubs + winrar

time to deliver op
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I will commit suicide after I've fucked your corpse
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>>703106655
no man's sky looks like a great game
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>>703109023
Roll
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>>703108004
Do it
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I just want to say that you are really pretty (lol) I'm having doubts about meeting I have lots of anxiety and you are better off with my friend he is black and I know women like black penises so have fun
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>>703106655
Op I doubt you'll listen, but if this isnt a b8 one way convo, then don't listen to this thread. She seems genuinely interested in you, so if you're interested in her at all just leave this thread.
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invite her to a satanic blood orgy, and then say
SLAYERRRRRR
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>>703109126
kill yourself
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Lol btw I have a diaper fetish so when we have sexy I want u to poopy yourself xD *blushes*
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>>703109126
I ll get out of it,im ok
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>>703109012
Fake & gay b8 then
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>>703109194
Roll
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>>703109230
Ok
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>>703109152
show me your tits first before I go in dry
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>>703109126
rolling for this, dont fuck up faggot
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>>703109194
rerrrrroll
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>>703109284
rawl
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timestamp is text bar. also threaten to sacrifice her to satan and say SLAYER
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>>703109152
He didn't mean to say it you FUCKING IDIOT
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bite the pillow im going in dry
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>>703109194
Roll>>703109220
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I'm going to smear my wet fecal matter all over your bedroom walls while I slit your throat with a katana you rancid ducking worthless degenerate swine
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>>703109152
show me your pussy, I wanna see what it looks like before I go in dry and tear that shit apart
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>>703109152
>>
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>>703109152
you fucking idiot you fucked yourself over, have fun with regret and depression.
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>>703109428
this. also timestamp
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>>703109428
Roll
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Die Fahne hoch!
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No way would you put this in the hands of /b if she was actually that hot, mane
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>>703106655
OP share picture of her need to take a good look if dubs type in the chat alex is a stupid nigger
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>>703109497
Me
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>>703109522
WINRAR!!!!!
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>>703109522
winrar
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>>703109522
kek

I mean, we all should know this shit is fake at least make the gets funny as shit
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>>703109522
check em'
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can I sit on your nigger dick?
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>>703109422
My dubs, 2nd quote was accidental
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>>703109497
your nigger's son
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>>703109621
God damn it op if this isn't bait please man, there's only so much you can say before it's too late.
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OP is texting himself, pretending to have a girl interested in him.
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I bet your feminine penis is tiny
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>>703109497
You are out, of your fucking mind. You rock son.
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show me your cock
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Want to exchange email addresses?
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>>703109769
Its all fake you newfag
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>>703109522
hahaha winrar
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At the end ill tell her a friend took my phone,he is actually retarded and she knows him well
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>>703109752
>>703109522
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niggers tongue my anus.. respond
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>>703109752
proof
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tell her ''i love you''
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>>703108234
Rolling
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>>703109752
RIP
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>>703109866
Winrar!!!!
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For real though, I'm fucking you, dead or alive
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Top fucking Kek.
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>>703109752
>EXTREMELY DANK
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Festering pussy hole I pump, pump, pump at you
be kind leave me no disease
I lust till my days are gone
fastering pussy hole

Black juice from your ass covers my mouth and face
penis, dick, cock, pussy, cum

I kick and punch and fuck bloody babys pussy
eat my dick you ungrateful whore

Killing pussy eater at night in the full moon
asshole fungus infected maggots, pussy, cock
i'll miss you.
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It's me Goku
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>>703109968
kek do this
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>>703109752
prooof
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>>703109866
shit winrar
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>>703109937
Roll
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>>703109752
Send her the link to this thread don't actuall type this OP just send her the link
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>>703109867
That's gay. How pedestrian.
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>>703109968
bumps
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lets play a game called "just the tip"
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>>703110011
rub a DUB DUB
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>>703109752
Daaaamn son. I feel pretty bad for her. :/
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>>703109968
send this one
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PANTS OF SHIT

COUGHING FIT
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>>703109752
Now send nudes you whore
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>>703110080
roll
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>>703110011
Were you trying to put the link?
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My mother won't give me enough good boy points for a package of Pokemon cards REEEEEEE
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>>703109968
my sides, op send this one
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i'm a faggot who lets 4chan users ruin my social life
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>>703110011
fuck me hes going to type proof, actually give us a timestap you tard
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>>703109968
rolling
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>>703110114
SHE TRUSTS YOU. SHE WANTS THE DICK.
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Can I have nudes
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>>703110114
Alright it's fake confirmed
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THIS SHIT IS SO FAKE, GLAD SUMMERS FUCKING DONE
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>>703110114
m8 shes either a /b/ro or this is fake.
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>>703108710
rolllmao
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boards.4chan.org/b/thread/703106655/dubs-decides-what-i-do-next
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>>703109968
this op
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>>703110263
bumping
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>>703110114
op is samefagging abort
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>>703110166
winrar
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>>703109968
this this this
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>>703110263
bump..
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I love amputee child porn
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>>703110334
Lara no one loves you
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>>703110263
this is evil
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>>703110445
Roll
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type this op:

I'm gonna kill Obama and rape his corpse, then I'm gonna eat it, that's when the movie 28 Days Later begins
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Pensi
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>>703110263
roll
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oasDNpF4zJw
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>>703110499
fuck you
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Im bout to get an email bois
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>>703110244
Winrar
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>>703110499
Plz don't do this op it's fucking retarded
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>>703109152
YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEND THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>703110596
op just stop this shit so fake
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>>703110499
dont fucking do it pls

Write this:
(I'm typing this with my dick)
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>>703110531
reroll
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>>703110596
I bet you've had like 60 guys gangbang you in the back of an Arby's haven't you you filthy whore
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>>703110263
do it op
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>>703110596
this girl, she wants your D
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>>703110596
"Don't worry about it babe, I'm just thinking out loud. "
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>>703110700
Win
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>>703110499
rubadubdub
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>>703110740
Roll
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>>703110263
roll
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>>703110596
I hate myself so I want to sabotage me
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>>703110263
time to deliver
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>>703110263
op do this
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>>703110263
this
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I have gastrointestinal nuclear pony syndrome; I basically shit rainbows wanna see?
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>>703110263
bump....
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Tfw no cute shoegaze gf :(
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Fucking physics digger
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>>703110263
bump,
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>>703110895
Roll
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>>703110263
dis
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>>703110944
got it
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>> if she have a bro
Lara, i have to be honest with you, im in love with your bro and really want to meet him
>> if she dont have a bro
Lara, i have to be honest with you, im in love with your dad and i really want to meet him

>>if she dont have dad

Lara, i love teletubbies
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>>703110263
this
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Are you a mentally challenged autistic brainless idiotic incredibly retarded pathetic outrageously moronic overly stupid imbecil twelve years old with a head full of shit mate?
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>>703110927
You skipped like 5 wins fuck you op
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>>703111016
Roll
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>>703110927
send nudes first
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I am on 4chan and i want attention
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>>703111040
he skipped the faggoty ones, kill yourself nigger
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send her this
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>>703110927
https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7404/9403051123_e904eb9c89_o.jpg

Physics Homework
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OP send link to thread.

"https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/703106655"
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>>703110944
YOU JUST FUCKED ME UP YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>703111067
roll
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>>703111074
Wins are wins newfag
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>>703110927
Do her homework u pussy
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>>703111067
rolling
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>>703111016
This
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>>703110927
>smart
>needs to cheat on physics

fake and gay
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I wanna taste your insides
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>>703111081
roll
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>>703110263
T H I S
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>>703111081
reroll
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>>703111016
Rolling
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>>703111067
Roll
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give her a link to this thread you pussy
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>>703110263
AH SHEEEEEEET NOW SHE KNOWS
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>>703110263
rollo
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>>703111081
rolling
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>>703111016
Do this
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>>703111081
rollerino
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If it's real self destruction, it's entertainment.
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I couldnt resist the physics
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>>703111083
this. if i win you have to. win is a win
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>>703111016
Do this>>703111399
WINRAR
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>>703111235
She shit at physics and chemistry,shes really good at math surprisingly
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Dont ask /b/ for dating advice. Just be yourself.
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>>703111400
WINRAR
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Hi Lara
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>>703111544
WINRARRRR
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>>703111400
DUBS
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>>703111544
Gifs dont work on whatsapp
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hitler was my hero, wanna step into my gas chamber?
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link to this thread
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fake
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>>703110927
perfect time to drop the "fuck you" line that won right after the Obama line.
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>>703111067
Roll
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>>703111645
Here in Germany we call it Brausebad.
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this thread smells cringe
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>>703111687 faggot
>>>703110944
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im op of a 4chan thread and im a faggot whos whatsapping with myself for attention
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>>703111623
then link it you fucking faggot
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Lmao hi Lara
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>>703111813
LOL this
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>>703110663
fuckin dumbfucks
If you write shit and get dubs well those exact words are gonna be taken.


fuckin lurk some years before you post summerfriend
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Desperation is a stinky cologne. Fucking retarded leading the blind.
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>>703111813
do it op do it
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ayy lara how you doin
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hi lara i wanna see what your insides look like
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Lol, what is this 4chan, adrian?
Hi, i am laura
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jesus fuck my cat just took the nastiest smelling shit
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if dubs must post tits
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>>703111990
Tits or GTFO
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op send me homework solutions please you are so cute
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>>703111871
low quality b8

go back to sleep, you have school in the morning
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>>703111990
Failed b8
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Hey baby, are you an Italian roll? Cause I'd love to shove my sausage in you then leave you dripping with my sauce
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>>703111990
Thot
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>>703112036
thats not how the rules work faggot

op must kill himself if dubs
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>>703112017
send nudes
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>>703111990
op has my name
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>>703112017
Yeah fake if she was even remotely intelligent shed figure out what this is.
Fuck off op start the Spider-Man thread
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>>703112120
rolls
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>>703112111
winrar
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>>703111990
Fake, post screenshot of your chat or it never happened.
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>>703112140
She know im fucking around,i hope
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If you don't reply to this text your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>703109752
Lel
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>>703112214
do this
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>>703112214
this
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>>703112087
Roll
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>>703110927
Anon she's perfect. Don't fuck dis up. Deliver whatever happens in dis thread but make sure u get de pusi b0ss
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>>703112087
Rollin for this
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Someone said to screenshot my converstation , but how? ~ lara
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>>703112352
Fuck sake.
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>>703112352
Im getting it dude
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just send nudes
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>>703112140
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>>703109152
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>703112087
OP better deliver this. Rolling for it
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>>703112180
>what is this 4chan
dump her. tell her to fuck of.
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GAS THE KAYAKS
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>>703112467
What's your problem nigger?
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>>703112214
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>>703112577
DUBS DELIVER IT NOW
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>>703112581
Plz stop breathing
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>>703112619
Nothing nignog, you?
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>>703112665
Wait
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>>703112724
im trying.
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>>703112809
>>703112895
I love both of y'all motherfuckers <3
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Just click the link bitch
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> says he met her recently through mutual friends
> now they're talking as if they're in the same class at school

gg OP, forever a fag
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>>703112616
Roll
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>>703113094
We are in the same school,have the same teacher,i didnt meet her till now
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>>703112973
love you too babe.
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>>703113040
Reaction?
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>>703113186
Sure thing, kiddo. Enjoy your attention, I'm outty
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>>703113360
Faggot
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Send her this with the caption "some faggot niggers stole my toilet seat"
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>>703113040
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Hitler did nothing wrong, 9/11 was a Jewish conspiracy. Also, check your privilege you pathetic cis scum. #BlackLivesMatter.
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>>703113040
You make me proud faggot.
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She knows what copypasta are,ok shes a fucking keeper
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>>703113527
Rollin
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>>703113450
yeah i do I really enjoyed it too :)
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>>703113566
rubadubdub
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>>703113450
I'm sorry, I've always loved you, I didn't know what to say to you, I got nervous and asked /b/.

I'm a beta cuck who doesn't deserve to be in your exulted presence. Please spit in my face next time we meet.
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>>703113566
Checkem
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perrita maldita te violarĂ­a hasta matarte y luego me comerĂ­a tu cuerpo entero junto a mi perro
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>>703113675
Rerollin dis
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>>703113646
I dont know I just feel we need to release the sexual tension between us, speaking seriously xd u.u
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>>703113527
Need this
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can we sex now lol
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I'm coming and I plan on making you do the same
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>>703113646
sorry you just made me nervous because you're so perfect. wanna get married?
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>>703113805
reroll
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>>703113646
All kidding aside, M'lady, might I interest you in the Ol'Lickaroo?
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>>703113646
why havent we fucked yet? really
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my dad just died
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>>703113818
Rol
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>>703113868
classic, do it
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>>703113527
Do it plz
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>>703113646
do you know how do they call me in my neighborhood? Weenus... be careful lol
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Ok now i really want to go out with her
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>>703113818
Roll
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How do you feel about Donald Trump leading in the polls? Are people finally realising that Shillary is dying?
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>>703114020
dude she really wants your dick
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>>703114020
Im fucking luke right now,Want to join? All jokes aside
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>>703113527
Reroll
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>>703114020
I'm sorry, I've always loved you, I didn't know what to say to you, I got nervous and asked /b/.

I'm a beta cuck who doesn't deserve to be in your exulted presence. Please spit in my face next time we meet.
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>>703114020
Luke is gonna cuck you
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>>703114020
I'd go out with you but I don't date niggers
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who is Luke?????????????????????????? am gonna kill you and him too
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>>703113527
Yas
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>>703110191
roll for this.
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>>703111417
Marry this woman
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>>703113527
This
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>>703114066
Winrar
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>>703113527
I won't stop till it gets dubs
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>>703114355
Ok buddy enough, go out with this girl and leave /b/.
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OP, just go out with her
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>>703114443
>The pretty much almost fucking quads have spoken.
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Oc bois
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>>703114355
Just stop it OP
She's obviously really wanting the D so just give it to her
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>>703113527
I need the dubs
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fuck her fucking faggot
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Ill make a new thread,and i will hopefully go out with her
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>>703114443
this please
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>>703114537
sorry ill stop now, see you tomorrow foursome coffee
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>>703114443
this
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>>703113527
Fucking dubs now
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>>703114020
OP gets cucked by Luke. Abandon thread, it's faker than 9/11
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>>703114355
Please, just actually talk to her, you're losing this glorious woman
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It's time to stop
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>>703114644
winrar
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>>703114641

New thread
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>>703114626
Yes plz.. she seems a great grill
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>>703114644
winrar
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Rerolling for 100th time
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>>703114537
I found a really cool $8000 Alienware tower with 18 TB of storage and 32 GB of RAM... Was hoping to watch animal porn on it, can we split the bill?
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