Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, POMF!
no voice for you to scream help :^)
chuuns get obligatory pomf
lel xD what a saikopath xD dess~
You why don't you respond to messages anymore? the fuck, is nuka cola that good?
Here's the bottomline of the issue Esdeath. You expressed your opinions and actions of your life on the internet. Now this wouldn't be an issue if you could JUST ACCEPT CRITICISM! The world isn't just going to accept that kind of behavior because the majority of people's morality IS HEAVILY AGAINST YOURS! If you can't take the judgement you brought ON YOURSELF you shouldn't be here. Period.
Less hope than trips guy
Not really lurking. Just either distracted or at work.
mandatory cc claim
yea i listen to music to listen to music, i try to listen to as much as i can so i can recognise whats "good" and whats "bad"
though a 6 y/o would say its all good because they don't know any different.
i knew a few people in spain, less than german and italy.
i'll get through it, i have for the past few years
>gotta go off in a min to get some sleep before the flight.
>i cant sleep on planes so i sleep before
Alright you filthy disgusting weeaboos, take your semen filled body pillows and suffocate yourselves with them
Oh well thanks man youre the real g
>best fox claim
why do you bother posting if you're at work?
Mood can make you get sick. We have alot of leaks and part of the back room ceiling feel in. I can Also smell something over there. So 9/10 its that.
(Tsun Yun or You Know because I didn't pay attention)
They're gonna come in, and there were some other options but I didn't want to spend much
>all I know is that I can get some pretty valuable EX Full Arts
oh hi shino how are you?
I dont like criticism I guess ill never be happy or able to express myself
Would you hold me if I'm empty
Would you care if I was lost
Would you love me if I'm guilty
No matter for what cause
Would you use your knife against me
Would you cut me just to see
If I would go to heaven
Or if Hell is home for me
So welcome to my freakshow,
This is who I am
A part of me is empty,
In emptiness I stand
I havent had time to see the show sadly, all i know is that felix is a cute. What is it about?
Hello young man
...I'm more concerned with your sudden loss of how to form a coherent sentence. Are you ok?
Am i allowed to help roll?
Hello man of swords. How're you today?
NEET named Natsuki Subaru is teleported to a different world, he can die, but only he remembers everything from what happened, he calls it "return by death". There are things, like checkpoints if you will, that will make him spawn somewhere else. First place he respawns is in front of a shop, next place is a mansion, and so on so forth.
It's pretty good, but some of the shit Subaru does is pretty cringy.
If you're gonna watch it, watch it for Rem
Japs say it like that because they can't pronounce Felix you tard
I'd much rather watch it for Felix
Is this >Implying what I think it is?
Because I think it is implying that Galil is NOT best girl, which is simply preposterous.
Stop posting such lewd pics Felix!
its canonically ferris
>pomfs the bote
Mugi is best grill
That's a good image, I've always wondered why she has a box of peach juice on her head though. How are you today?
I tend to lurk more at work.
Though I post during the quiet times and when I get on break.
Preposterous is even conjuring the idea that Holo has an equal or a superior
Cool fam, I'm still gonna call him Felix
You're gonna be waiting until about episode 12 i think
Good, just been doing some grinding in a few games today so its been slow. You?
So its not a game world, just a world with respawn mechanics? It sounds pretty rad.
Thats what ive heard. 2 people told me rem is a cute and to do it for the rem
I have been had, i thought you were my mugi.
Hows life treating you?
Only respawn mechanics for Subaru
If you watch it you'd probably understand it better
If you want to lighten the load off yourself, yes.
I'm fine, just got back from school. I think I'm going to listen to Paul's Boutique today.
Part of a joke from the VN. She runs out of hands, and there's ants getting on her juice, so protagonist places it on her head, and she seems pleased by this.
Can't say i do, but it seems to be something you want.
If this post ends in a 6, you must admit that your Waifu is silly and wears panties on her head.
Nice, nice. Would playing a VN be cheating on your waifu? Because I kinda want to play Rewrite.
>Isn't a gun
Immediately inferior, sorry.She's pretty top tier though
Why can't the cutest boi be in earlier?
The respawn must be powered by love, because Love is what makes a Subaru a Subaru.
Galil may be silly, but she does no such thing!
>where the hell is Homura
My waifu is silly and occasionally wears pa ties on her head.
thats a nice picture. Why do you always complement a picture before criticizing it?
but i'm not gonna wait til episode 12
>you successfully pomf the eyebrows
let me pomf you again~
i wanna lighten my load onto you~
can i pomf the cute bote?
my waifu is(n't) silly and I wears Mihos pantsu on her head
those are the moogs pantsu!
It's only cheating if you fall for someone.
OK, you're right.
Galil steals other girls' panties and wears them on her head.
Homura had paused time to steal Esdeath's panties. It didn't work so well, and she was knocked into next week.
That's a good Kyoko.
No, they're Mizore's panties.
He's in another episode earlier on, but only for about a minute or so in total
And I honestly thought people were talking about the car company before i even heard someone say rezero because they were just saying Subaru with no context other than is stupid
Gotcha, ill have to catch up soon then
How has your day been today?
Rad, what year are you in?
Sounds good. I listened to that one album you left me with and it was pretty good. A bit slow for me, but good.
>pomfs the elitist
its akiko you newfag
mizore stole my pantsu and she wears them
I mean, it doest exacly have to be that, there are kther jobs available for it.
Nah. If anything Homu just wears Madokas panties on her head.
>mizore stole my pantsu and she wears them
Next level stalking, I like it.
My day has been good, but the almost hour long bus ride home I just had was not fun at all
That's what I was going to go with, but it seemed too predictable.
Not sure i follow what you meant there.
If you want me to roll for you though...
You don't say.
Because I didn't find anything not enjoyable about the image, I had nothing critique about it.
You up to anything today?
Sophmore in high school.
Which album? I recommended Barter 6 and Trap Lord if I remember correctly.
I got that friendos, i meant it as it kinda takes away from the art to me
Thats good, is the bus ride always an hour to get home or was it just delayed today
That pic looks exactly like Sig
I miss him.
>Hello darkness my old friend
I remember them, there was one later on after we got to different genres, it was one you said changes some perspectives for you i think?
Did you get around to acid rap?
It's normally about half an hour to 40 minutes long
Uh, yea I'm not too sure. What album was it?
I did not.
That doesnt seem to unreasonable. Why do you go so far out? For school or a job?
I didnt save it anywhere either so i cant bring it up. Oh well
I feel you, i have been slacking lately too. Whats the plan for the night?
Well 16 is a perv and can't work for very long.
And I love Galil, no matter her nationality or religion.
I'm not too sure. Maybe some music.
Not much, maybe listen to some albums on my backlog. How about you?
Damn that filename.
I'm a senior this year
I go to another town, because all this one has is an elementary school because it's so damn small
The town I live in is also basically dead as fuck because no one ever goes outside anymore
Rip that's a tinny town
Thats always a good way to spend the night. I used to do the same thing a lot in highschool
Right now im grinding in warframe. I gotta get this character to lvl 30 again
Senior year was great for me, i just hung out, ate snacks, and did whatever i wanted. Hopefully your senior year is just as good to you
That kinda sounds like my hometown, but we had some people go out a bit
She'll steal your shekels
You like it?
You're really going to have to explain when that became my name...
But are you really?
It's not really small, but the population is very spread out
I'm starting to make friends with people i stopped being friends with because we stopped talking
I only have three classes at the moment, about four or five in total if you count the three online classes I have
I guess you could say the town is dead on the inside
As if I haven't before.
The word elitist is thrown around a lot these days.
ESPECIALLY BY YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS, THREADS WERE BETTER BEFORE.
Hey I was going to post that.
>Can't even full auto
>30 round magazines
>No folding stocks
Name one reason M16 is better than Galil.
Not trips, but should I post the grossest lewd I have of Fran?
Loli boat butts
Still, no middle or highschool?
Not gonna lie. You have.
Well, Im off to work. Back in about whenever I can get time.
I laughed at this for some reason.
Fran! Its been too long.
And I'd do it all again.
See you soon!
I return from class!
>MY FUCKING SIGNATURE ASSIGNMENT
>WHICH IS WORTH LIKE 60% OF MY GRADE
>IS TO WATCH HOUSE
>AND COMMENT ON THE ACCURACY OR INACCURACY
I am absolutely delighted.
Fran! How are you?
That's a very nice assignment.
Just like all of us!
Holy shit though
So it has!
I'm now in college
I'm good! I got to pet a squirrel today
>can't even controlled bursts
>will steal your shekels
>no handle thing to carry it
>will not serve as good club if out of ammo
>not freedom rifle
Sorry no thanks.
I think we got off on the wrong foot
Always, wont get rid of me that easily.
I can't stop you, but don't feel obliged.
I was no where near trips.
Thats awkward, but good to do for the long run. I had to do the same every year or so
That doesnt sound bad at all then. I had all of mine in the school and it felt so much longer
Hiiii! Great to see you again!
How are you today?
As cute as ever!
You are? Wow, how are you finding it?
There can only be one long haired cutie around here and it isn't you.
Maybe I have to tempt you with an offer I know you can't refuse..
Poor neets don't buy their anime, that's the reason it's getting worse.
Mfw My prof basically told us "These signature assignments are basically bullshit, so watch House MD and write a paper about the accuracy of the episode."
He's a good man.
Moar Upotte posters?
>Not cropping pics
>No sexy variants
>Can't let go of the trigger
>No carry handle
Its just bantz, I'm not for real here man
It is also great to see you again. I'm well enough, I think I may go for my run soon, that always makes me happy.
How about you?
He seems like a cool guy.
Well, besides that, how are you on this fine day?
Gonna have to second this.
Buy your damn anime, especially if you know it's good.
Glad to hear it! I hope you enjoy your run, the happier you are, the better~
I'm doing well thank you! Had a fairly relaxing day.
She's just asking for a hug!
It is pretty terrible, so I won't
So far so good, we haven't done much yet
A bit spooked since the semesters here are about 2/3 the length of the normal ones with the same amount of content, but it is the best engineering school in area
Wait. Galil wasn't able to answer me this, how does gun girl anatomy work? Are they more gun or girl? Do they have organs like gun parts, or just machinery in them?
It was so FLUFFY!
I'd like to pet a squirrel I guess. Chipmunks are also nice.
Relaxing is nice.
I accept hugs, and I shall give them too.
I'm great. Got some time to relax, tomorrow I have some stuff to do but nothing huge, and I don't have to get up early which is nice.
Its uh... not well explained in the anime. But for the most parts, the guns and the girls are essentially connected, when Eru jams, she usually gets a stomach ache, its a weird system and its probably really complicated, although I wouldn't mind taking a gun girl anatomy class if Eru was my partner ;3
Really? Go on, then.
>There can only be one long haired cutie around here and it isn't you
Don't be so silly, it's always me. There's room for you too, I guess.
I made this for you
God damn it nobody fucking knows stop over thinking it
Stocking! Plan on staying tonight huh?
>not waking up early
Nice. I get up at 5:30 AM.
It was pretty great, I hope I see him again sometime
I saw that part. I only watched the first episode though. Does this mean there is mechanical parts in them?
Do they eat?
Not till I get to he bottom of this
I can't get up at 5:30AM unless I REALLY have to, it'll kill me otherwise.
They eat, so I assume its mostly human bits, but its connected to the gun in a way, like when Eru's mag falls out, it's probably like she's gonna throw up, or when her firing pin breaks.
>She gets sent back to the manufacturer a lot
>So I assume thats like a gungril hospital
Yeah, it's fairly easy at first. Hope you enjoy it!
Ah, well at least you know you're going to do well there then.
I couldn't say no!
Now you're being silly. Not uncommon.
Oh, you're going to make me say it in public?
Hi hi! I am, I plan to actually talk for a little tonight. Its good to see you.
I really wanted to stay the other day but I was drinking and that just spells bad news.
An excellent claim.
Shino looks like my raifu
How are you doing tonight????
Who is your waifu? like mp5 or something?
It's not easy to do so, but I manage to pull myself out of bed usually.
That's a cute gif. Stocking is cute.
Here's an explosive hug.
It is a good evening.
Otvali ya ne govoryu vash skvernosloviye vy pizda
>Submachine gun raifu
Nigga you retarded as fuck
I could understand, I get depressing when I get, its better just to avoid confrontation when emotions arent in check
And its very good to see you as well! Its been a long time
SHES SPECIAL. SHE REQUIRES A LOT OF CARE.
SHE'S A GOOD GUN
SHE'S JUST A BAD RIFLE.
Its hard for me to get out of bed before 6AM even if I go to bed early.
Don't we all.
How are you today?
Only reason I'd wake up earlier than 5:30 AM would to run in the morning, which isn't a horrible idea. I think I'd want to wake up at like 4 AM though.
I get up at 5 every morning and go to sleep between 11 and 1.
Step the fuck up Dr.L
I don't understand what that means
Micro Galil is better in CQC
But I still like MP5
>TFW no MP5/10 with wood furniture
It would have to be. Do they poop? Is there a restroom there?
The "age" is based on what type of gun, elementary schoolers are pistols, middle schoolers are assault rifles, and high schoolers bigger rifles, right?
It was till you got here
I'm doing unusually well! Yourself?
No fair! I can't beat explosive hugs!
Yeah, I guess it depends for me. Either way, staying wouldn't be a good idea.
Its been too long though, I hope you've been well!
I have no doubt.
You have my best wishes!
Awww. So, you're too ashamed to admit it? That's a little bit saddening, and very silly of you, if I may say so.
I'm interested now~
It's the meaning behind a hug, not if they're explosive or not.