Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>703096603
>Say that to my face not online, fucker, and see what happens.
I'm shaking in my fucking booties bro.
Who wants to hear me play it?
>Koume claimed
still here
and
>>703096772
oh well at least i dont have to worry about doing something
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703096965
If that is a clarinet, please no.
My sister played that damn thing in high school and holy fuck. Any time I hear a wood wind squeak my spine shifts.
>>703096772 [yuno]
yeah I was playing with my friend who has a cancer shaco smurf. He babysits my lane so I can actually do well
>>703096818
nice pic as usual
>>703096885
yeah because you are safe for now if I was near you I would love to kill you
>>703096633
I had food it was yummy what are you going to eat?
>>703096660
I would be on top because I know how to play the game. Also it is good that people have empathy as the evolved people like me have a safer environment so please keep thinking that way.
>>703096772
hotline mami song is great and very catchy
>>703097121
My Tenor Sax is going to be back from the shop. I'm pretty good at it.
>>703097266
I'd put you in the fucking ground mate. And anyone with half a brain would be able to tell it was in self defense. Glad to know you are willing to throw your life away over a little cyber bullying. Stupid kid.
>>703097179
Thank you.
>>703097352
Good at clarinet, i mean
>Koume
>>703096989
Yea know it
Be a neet your whole life but rescue a kid when you die
You'll be remembered forever
My plan for life
>>703097174
>cancer shaco
Ehh that doesn't sound too nice
I hope the dude is cool, most shaco mains I know are toxic as fuck
>>703097266
Yea totally, I can't decide though which I like better
One or two, think you could help me?
Both great obviously but which one is better?
As always.
>>703096818
mandatory cc claim
>>703096772
i can understand why people hate them, they have made a lot of bad stuff.
heh. nah, i dont plan where i go in country's i just go with the flow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBw9e7rgs9A
>>703097352
>>703097465
And I believe you, somewhat. But even the best clarinet player in the world squeaks occasionally.
And I am so done with wood winds.
Paranoia is in bloom,
The PR transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down
And hope that we will never see the truth around
(so come on)
Another promise, another seed
Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed
And all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(so come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Interchanging mind control
Come, let the revolution take its toll
If you could flick the switch and open your third eye
You'd see that we should never be afraid to die
(so come on)
Rise up and take the power back
It's time the fat cats had a heart attack
You know that their time's coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(so come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
>good afternoon
>>703097378
haha tough guy, you dont even know me and I dont know you. you really are useless. god I wish people like you and sikki dead
>>703097507
I like one go with one
>>703097705
You want me dead when I just want you to change.
The world would be better without people like you to be quite honest, fam.
>>703097507
i dont want to do that.
>>703097266
I don't think you'd survive if that were the case. Did you take Martial Art classes? I assume you did not. And trust me, those people can disarm you, assuming no one has a fire weapon.
And if we assume you have a fire weapon like a gun of some sort, it's also save to assume that other people also have those kind of weapons.
Do you know how to handle a gun? Do you know what a safety lock is and whatnot?
I don't. And you probably neither.
And... hey, if Pennys Ex-Girlfriend was one of those evolved humans like you yourself... Well Pennys Ex-Girlfriend is death as you know. Shot and killed. There is no glory in it.
Hello
Mei
How to engage in sexual intercourse with a two-dimensional cartoon character existing in the Internet realm?
>>703098062
Google: Tulpa
>>703097266
chicken's in the oven
>>703097507
It does sound awful and he kinda acts toxic in game but he's actually super cool. Hard to believe from the little you know about him but yeah
>>703097873
>"Penny's Ex Girlfriend"
>"fire weapon"
>mfw
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>703097536
>As always.
Is there a time when its not?
>>703098104
I'm too mentally sound for this shit, thank you very much.
>>703098312
Then wallow with the rest of us.
>>703098274
When i'm not here, i suppose.
>>703098312
fuck off
>>703097539
I guess that's true but a lot of different artists have done that as well
Kanye west made a horrible album and subjectively some of his others were bad as well
But his music is all around well liked so yea
I guess that's kinda cool, hope you have fun
maybe catch some northern lights in Finland
>>703097705
Yea one is probably the best.
Hydrogen is pretty much the best gaming music ever made
>>703097868
I mean when I'm like 80
It'll be worth, 80 years of neet
I can only imagine
>>703098158
Ah well as long you have fun, some people are different behind a keyboard
>Dutch friend is a shaco main
He went afk multiple times because of reasons that are unknown to me, even ranked games
Needless to say I don't play with him anymore
>>703097672
Oh, erase my name, from the past
So many years have gone so fast
So take this life and be gone
You are no longer my number one
You made me live, hoped you'd stay
Never knew what she was about to say
>>703098230
w-what? Firing weapon? I mean I know it was a shotgun but I was just generalising. Is it the wrong word?
>>703098104
Oh, that sounds incredible interesting tbh. But I don't think you'd create a Tulpa with the mindset of a fictional character.
>>703098496
i guess. kinda still want to do something.
also tropico 4 is free on humble bundle in case anyone is interested
Tell me how your gay little anime show is better than boondocks
>Pro tip you can't
>>703097800
you were attacking me. so I fought you back dont attack me you or your overused waifu she makes no sense small no boobs and all sad
>>703097873
back stabbing is safer I would rather befriend someone than kill them and his girlfriend was stupid she went at his front while he had a fucking shotgun
>>703098158
oh anything with it?
>>703098496
agree you like dark souls ost?
>>703098690
Firearm or weapon.Firearm implies guns, specifically.
>Galil
>>703098405
Hey anon, I fapped to our waifu two times today!
>>703098763
Nigga u gay
>>703098809
Alright, be real with me. Theres no way anyone can really be this cringe. You have got to just be a huge shitposter right?
>>703098919
kill yourself
>>703098763
Galil alone makes Upotte better than the Boondocks
>Galil
>>703098809
Trust me, kid. The most I'll get is a slap on the wrist for putting you down.
And my waifu is fucking perfect.
You're waifu is dead.
>>703098496
Yeah I avoid playing with people like that.
>>703098809
yup I saw some potatoes in there too
Claiming Taiga~
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>703098403
And instead there is a lewd boat?
Fair enough.
>>703099158
To be fair, he is in canada and their laws are bullshit.
>>703099073
why is this cringe? why cant I be me anywhere
>Edge
>cringe
>troll
ill just be lame and normal oh I love people so much and dogs and how could anyone hate other people blblbblbla
>>703099158
just die you damn troll just die and stop posting
>>703099179
yummy spices aswell?
TODAY I START A NEW COLLECTION OF POKEMON CARDS
Calamity-masu'd
>>703099342
Hey Taiga!How's it going?
>Galil
>>703099386
>he is in canada
Oh thank God. He doesn't have easy access to fire arms like I do in Texas.
>>703099417
Nah. You are my favorite anon to troll because you are so easy.
>>703099158
>not knowing that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
>thinking tomoko is better than any waifu
Kek
>>703099108
u mad, m8?
:^)
>>703098809
But if you're up against someone like yourself? Someone who doesn't feel empathy? You'd think they'd just "befriend" you?
They'd be like you. They'd pretend to be your friend. Like you befriend to be their friend.
You cannot win. You think you're superior but you have zero experience in any kind of martial art training or shooting. There are already sociopaths like you outside. People who only pretend to be your friend. But they know how to use a firearm or at least learned some martial arts.
You are not superior to other people. You are just more cold blooded than others.
>>703098893
Ah, I see. I'll try to remember it
>>703098919
>Sexualising the waifu
Disgusting
>>703099550
>
>>703099417
If you are serious then no, you need to be put down for being a disgusting freak. If you are still trolling me then you are pretty good
>>703099501
Hey there! Nothin' much, thinking about sleeping and you? What are you up to?
>>703099542
Woah, woah, woah, calm down Felix-anon. I'm just trying to get under Esdese's psychotic skin to make him think.
I have nothing against his waifu. She was probably me favorite character in AgK other than Kurumi. So back dat cute ass up. K?
>>703099531
>>703099619
Im sick of it. my friends of waifu kill the shitposter lets make them leave shitpost tomoko and chara
>>703098919
>our waifu
>>703098734
Like what? Play games? I guess I understand that
What kind of game is it? I'm not gonna play anymore today but we will see
>>703098809
I never played darks souls so I never bothered
Is it good?
>>703099179
That's probably smart
The guy is nice irl but unplayable with in league
>>703099440
Huh
Why though, shits expensive as fuck
>Tfw I had all of them up to 4th gen but sold them
I feel bad
>>703099386
Hmm? I'm a lewd boat most of the time, probably.
>>703099858
>>703099734
>Felix-anon
Now I KNOW all elitists are autistic.
Guess again
>>703099858
>>703098496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgRaJyUZq2w
eh, i think nickleback has considerably more shit songs than good.
heh, you think?
maybe, if i can. idk if i will though
Waiting for the bus to get here and take me home now
>>703099908
loli lewd slutty master boat
>>703099958
We did it Tomoko. He snapped!
Look, look >>703099858
Bwahaha, this is great
>>703099858
>my friends of waifu
>implying anyone here is your friend
You are a sad man, and you dont even get to have my pity. Only my pure disgust
>>703100028
So are you trying to be Felix? That can work too.
>>703099531
He would be denied the sale.
>>703099713
I'm just waiting for my friend to finish up something, then I'll be driving home and shitposting here for the rest of the day.
>>703099858
I like Chara
>>703100075
Real Felix!
>>703099858
I'm sorry queen but I don't really care for shit posters
I let do them whatever I don't really care and if they really upset me which is highly unlikely I just ignore them
If you don't like it stop answering that's it can't help you more
>>703100075
Get cucked, faglord
>not having loli waifu
fuck off normies
>Best fox claimed
I'm preparing to start my crusade in Dark Souls 3
>>703100180
Galil-chan <3
Missed you. How was your day?
>>703099867
sure play games and you know other things. and its like a city skylines kinda thing
>>703100215
>pomfs
Claimed.
>>703100206
>Implying
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>703099531
Hes still got better access than we have here.
Which sucks.
>>703099858
Kek
>>703099908
Hopefully.
traitors ill be back ill find some friends to bring here
>>703100163
I like Esdeath. He's some kind of sociopath, but I like him.
>>703100195
Get fucked, faglord.
>>703100206
I mean, technically Galil is a loli, but I don't see her as one
>>703100215
Fuck off nigga, best fox is already claimed
>>703100273
It was pretty good, I killed a opossum with a shovel
>>703100028
>hehe xd you didn't guess I wasn't the anon I posted pics of on an anonimoose imageboard xDDDDDD
Kill yourself Mi Liu
>>703100180
Good to know! It's always a pleasure to see you here~
>>703099417
Not a lot. I like to just throw some butter in there
>>703099867
Yeah. kinda like me at cs now
>>703100504
Good job, Galil-chan
>>703100504
Wew lad, thats pretty gay
>>703100442
I'm pretty ignorant on Canadian gun laws, but something tells me I have it easier. I can drive to Wal-Mart and buy a 12ga Remington with very few questions asked.
>>703100482
Nobody can betray you if they were never your friend you edgelord
>Bring friends here
>inb4 he just goes full shitpost by himself
>>703100180
Why thank you. I like you too.
>>703100206
Guess I'm not a normie, eh?
>>703100482
Have fun Esdeath! I'll see you in two or three days or so.
>>703100504
Are you sure the Opposum didn't just play dead?
>>703100081
Hello slutty maid. How are you?
>>703100442
Well, i am when you want me to be.
>>703099858
>>703100482
I don't even
>>703100339
no thanks
>>703100504
Y u gota b so rood
>>703100069
Then you truly like agonising yourself
Kek do what you want though music works different for everyone, that's what I learned here
What do I think? It'll be fun? Ofc man Greece is amazing, even if you don't visit the touristic places.
Ive never seen it myself but I really want to, heard it is amazing
>>703100294
I actually don't know what else there is to life.
>>703100504
>I like Esdeath. He's some kind of sociopath, but I like him.
This
>>703100607
What do you mean?
He plays cs as well but a lot more manageable in there
>>703099867
Because they had some cheap ass grab bags on eBay but I bought the last few
>20 with one full art EX for only $6
>do this at Walmart with that and waste probably $60 if you aren't doing legendary collection
>>703100504
I like laughing at him, hes the most cringe thing ive ever seen. Other than that there isnt anything to like
>>703098919
made it for ((you))
Im going to an open mic night tonight.
>so pumped
>>703101039
y tho, senpai?
>>703100602
Thanks Taiga! I love seeing you as well
>>703100620
Is that sarcastic?
>>703100691
That's the point
>>703100743
100%, he was almost cut in two
>>703101039
Sub par fox doesn't deserve niceness
>>703101114
Hes nice and genuinely friendly to people who don't just scream "retard autistic faggot lel kek haha you stupid"
>>703101265
Nice
![Syndra [171].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wqNZJAO.jpg "Syndra [171].jpg")
>>703100727
Last time i checked there was a 3-5 year wait time before you can actually get a gun here. I tink you can get a gun in canada in less than a week or a month unless you are missing something or there is a problem.
>>703100758
And what if i always want you to be one?
going to band practice, we sound like deftones and white stripes
CLAIMED
never mind im just going to sit here and be mad at the bad people in this world who make me want to kill others. im finished
>>703101051
food and i dont know could have a normal life or something
>>703101624
So no bass then?
I'm off to sleep, my good people! I'll be back later!
>>703101326
You can't pomf the kitty
>>703101387
>Implying token fox-girl is good
>>703101480
Hello lurker
>>703101387
Not only are we on the internet, but we are on 4chan of all places. If hes going to go full tard, people are going to call him on it. What do you expect?
>He goes full tard rage on how he wants to kill posters
>b-but hes a nice guy
The only nice thing to come from him would be to not come here anymore
>>703101580
>3-5 year wait time
Pretty sure that is only on handguns and assault rifles.
As long as you pass a background check you can purchase fire arms pretty easily.
Meh. One day I really should go try and purchase one just to get through the initial process.
>>703101580
That's fine. Will do.
>>703101387
It might have been, I honestly don't know
>>703099619
Chara, You're saying he has mental problems? Aren't you the one who is taking hormones so you can pretend you're a girl? kek
>>703101797
funny this is, I play the bass in the band
dont laugh
>>703101806
Night night
>>703101387
Ho thank you!
>>703100758
im great now that you're here
>>703101690
Honestly you just need to calm down and stop telling people you want to kill them
>>703101051
Yeah just shows how games affect people differently I guess
>>703101690
they're not worth being bullied back
>>703101387
Well, in that case I'm sure it's dead...
>>703101690
Oh man, it's not like I dislike you. Bud I also don't like you. I just like discussion and I don't think you'd survive in the world you would want to be a reality.
Oh well, I'm going to bed anyway.
>>703102025
My man, me too!
>>703101069
Wow yea that's pretty fucking sweet
I actually love Pokemon cards nice job
Already know which ones you got?
>>703101265
>22 jumpstreet scene incoming
>>703101690
Im sorry dude, you know I like you
But I can't help you win a pointless argument
>>703101754
I think that's over rated
But you got a point with food though, can't live without it
>>703102036
>A JELLY DONUT?
Holy shit that scene was gold.
Saber claim
>>703099858
>Being thus buttmad
Holy fucking kek
Glad you live in Canada and not a country where you can get guns
>>703102036
Thx~
>Taiga
>>703101051
heh, if it will further my cultural education im willing to do it
>Kek do what you want though music works different for everyone, that's what I learned here
>>Kek do what you want though music
uhhh... what?
ill see if i can enjoy myself there, i know no one in greece. little annoying.
>>703102092
Oh? Since when are you so happy to have me around? That's new, probably.
>>703101690
How long are you going to sit here and make everyone else lives worse? Its not fair to all of the others here. When you kill yourself be sure to stream it so people can get a bit of satisfaction back from putting up with you
>>703102134
das it mang
>>703102303
FUCK SHIT DICK BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hgVcNzvzY
>forgot song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT7EcNHovJ8
>>703102321
Hey Galko
>>703102102
im done
>>703102126
I hope you can sleep after doing what you did
>>703102143
im done with them
>>703102250
oh just what I need leave me alone
>>703102412
no one going to jump on this guy for being psycho no ok
Miho claimed
>>703102351
>POMF
>>703102143
i guess. food is good
>>703101819
>Muh tails
>>703101845
>Insult a guy (one who is pretty much abused by his parents and mentally broken because of it) every time you see him
>He doesn't like you
>He's so rude waaah
Nigga really
>>703101850
I'm pretty sure you can't even own an assault rifle in Canada
>>703101980
It was hard though
>>703102569
Don't worry, you're my friend, you fucking psikh.
>>703102586
Hello Miho. How's it going?
![Syndra [166].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [166].jpg")
>>703101850
Well, yes gunting rifles are easyer to get, by a year.
Thw problem is with using hunting equipment in self defence, wich is retarded.
>>703101914
Perfect.
>>703102250
Hello SSS.2
>>703102143
Wat?
What scene?
>>703102182
One of the best movies, full stop
>>703102425
Mhm, were the backbone, right?
>>703102569
perfect now enjoy the evening
Claiming best chuuni late in the thread
>>703102351
since always
its no fun when i don't have a boat to bully
>>703102569
Well, what did I do?
>>703102749
Not to good i caught a cold. Throat is burning like a mother fucker to.
>>703102569
I want to be your friend Esdeath.
>>703102569
>for being a psycho
>Coming from the one who squishes animals and wants to kill others
All that time typing and ruining everyones day you could be tying a noose
>>703102773
Yeah, I really should do myself the favor and get myself better educated on Gun Laws here in Texas. It could save my life from psychotic Canadians.
>>703102786
>BULLSHIT I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE
Bring back Savage R. Lee Ermey.
>>703102586
>POMF
>>703101819
>POMF
>>703102425
i can play bass, and the drumset, and the guitar, and the keyboard
>>703102474
Hello.
>>703102710
>abused by his parents
>mommy didnt bring him enough tendies
I know this is a hugbox but you shouldnt baby fake people who dont have real problems. If he is reaaaaally that bad off then he should kill himself
>>703102710
How hard was it?
>>703102303
Yes uh sorry, I don't use any punctuation on mobile, I'll try to translate
>If you want to torture yourself with listening to bad music do what you want. I alwayss listen to music to relax but talking to people here I found out there are a lot of different ways to enjoy music
I think that covered it
Sorry
Did you know anyone in Spain though? I'm sure you'll manage.
>>703102569
I'm sorry I'm gonna have to leave you to deal with these guys alone
Sleep calls I'm gonna wake up early again though, to talk to all of you
>>703102594
I'm gonna sleep now so you'll need to feed yourself
Sorry
>>703102786
The open mic in the beginning, with the slam poetry
Or do I not get the term open mic
>Gonna sleep, lurking a bit if I see some wondering souls who need guidance
Later waifu
>>703102786
r...right anon he...hehe.......he
>>703103111
I wish more people like you were around where I live. no fucking drummers in sight
>>703102919
That's sweet, but don't i bully you?
>>703102950
That's a bummer. Everyone seems to be catching colds. Hope i'm not next.
>>703102773
Hey ball lady
>Not until trips
>>703103132
Doing well I hope?
>>703102569
>Calling others pshyco
>Threatened to kill your family
>Threatened to kill others
>Stalked a girl
>Got off to the smell of her hand
>Crushes animals and gets off to that
?!?!?!??!?!
Be glad you don't live here the authorities would have you in custody for a long time for this shit
>>703103420
Oh shit we looking for drummers??
>>703103417
night discount tsundere~chan
>>703103425
yes
you bully
>>703103425
Hopefully you dont. Last time i had one i lost my voice for a week. This feels like its doing the same.
>>703102102
Oh shit sorry I saw this but forgot
I wanted to ask you this, what if I started practising csgo tomorrow because I have a really short day and we will play later that day
>Yuno
>>703103417
goodnight
>>703103111
what is Pomf?
>>703103226
Reminder that when he got home from school his mom literally said "You're killing your parents, its your fault your dad is getting worse"
I don't care if your kid is born they way they made Esdeath, you love them unconditionally.If I have akid and he comes out as a pansexual genderqueer tumblr fuckboy who is 100% against any guns, I will still love him and kill for him, he's my son.
>>703103362
Pretty hard, they're fast fuckers and spearing isn't the easiest way to kill something
>>703103420
I'm no drummer, but I play a sick piano.
>>703103568
I am a bully.
>Rattles
>>703103626
Wow. Pretty extreme reaction to a cold...
>>703103226
I don't think this is the right way to go. Someone commits suicide when their coping ressources for the problems they have are not enough over a longer period of time. The time it needs and the coping ressources available are completely individual. And just because you don't commit suicide doesn't mean you don't have any problems.
I believe, especially since Esdeath is classified as a Sociopath in Psychology, that he had a rough upbringing.
After all... Kids are the product of the upbringing of their parents
>>703103434
>bangs the miho~
>>703103420
i learned keyboard because mugi. In junior high i was a percussionist in the school band.
>>703103522
>obligatory pomf
>>703103132
Queen Galky~
>pomfpomf
>>703103786
what i do you~
>>703103803
>piano
my nigga my nigga my nigga
>>703103825
miho-senpai a bully
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>703103451
There is still hope.
>>703103803
Then it was his fault for it and he should feel horrible for being a burden in his family
He isnt your kid though, hes a disgusting ogre
>>703103071
Man, I feel you
>>703103111
Try hard
>>703103417
Oh 7ts got some slam poetry for sure.
Thankfully that is only a small portion
>>703103420
I feel you, I feel your feels
>>703103786
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw
>>703103733
sure that would be fun. Try to get used to the ak and the m4 then we can practice some more when I get there
>>703103825
Yeah im not to happy about. It rare i get sick be it could also be that there is mood in this house. And its making it worse.
>>703103969
Mugi explain this pomf to me!
>>703103803
Doesn't sound that fun to do
>>703103825
So you're admitting to it now sszuru?
>rattle rattle
>>703102710
thank you
>>703102883
what are you doing now?
>>703102927
attacked me
>>703103003
ill be your friend anon
>>703103013
well then we are both psycho I guess
>>703103226
please dont even pretend you know what ive been through
>>703103417
ok goodnight yuno
>>703103451
just let me post in peace
>>703103969
Eh? Why are you telling me?
>>703104078
...wat.
>>703104122
To bullying you? Sure.
>>703104157
I feel pretty awful
Just know I still you man even though I came off as inconsiderate
>>703104347
Still love you*
>>703104347
wait really? you are saying sorry I dont know what to say, thank you.
>>703104648
It's yuno
Should've said that..
I'm sleepy but please don't hate me
>>703103969
I never even learned, I just know which ones sound good together and I'm very musically talented.
>>703104011
Grasping at straws
>>703104106
I liked it
>TFW had a joke about Esdeath prepared but now I can't say it
>Galil
>>703104791
no I dont hate you I still like you gnight
