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Hahaha, can you imagine being a virgin at 18??
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>>703096379
My wife was a virgin untill 19.
Damn shame.
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I didn't have to imagine it
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>>703096379
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Haha yeah...
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>>703096379
n n n nno not at all, r right guys?

I f fuck al
I mean I fuck girls all the time
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Enjoy your herpes.
Wizard pride, world wide!
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>>703096379
Losing it at 16 was bad enough.
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>>703098647
My man
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>>703096379
heh y-yeah that would be terrible
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>be me, 18
>had lots of opportunities to lose virginity
>just declined to them
>"sorry, im just waiting for the right one..."
>dumped right after saying this
>no one has stayed longer than a day to see if they're the right one
>i srsly think im gonna die virgin
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god that chick had some awesome tits though.
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>>703096678
So was mine. I'm happy about that since I got to take it.
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>>703098869
Maybe they're not the right one anon
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>>703096379
hahaha i know right? fuckin losers.....
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>>703096379
>tfw 26 and still going strong

fucking normies
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>>703098647
Enjoying your grapes?
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a girl jerked me off on my 18' birthday
but were still a virgin until 22
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>>703096379
Can't imagine, I am a 22 y/o virgin, so what?
You're the one who likes fucking around, not me
Too busy making gainz
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>>703096379
Yes
My sad story
>turn 26 approaching, wizard powers growing
> fuck it gotta get past the first one
> That night ride around on the Orange Blossom Trail looking for whores
> Three hours go by
>Finally decide to fuck the only hooker out tonight
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>>703098869
Hate to break it up to you... There is no such thing as the right one. It feels better with someone you have feelings with but nothing more then that.
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I'm 29. I'm going to jump off a building next year to see if my new found wizardness allows me to fly.

Wizards fly, right?
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>>703096379
>Fucked when I was 15
>Fucked a couple of times mores

I'm 19 now. I can't really imagine being a virgin now, even though i haven't fucked since I was 16.
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>>703100122
no, but if the are anything like witches they won't drown
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>>703098433
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>>703096379
I was lucky, I lost my virginity weeks away from my 18th birthday
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>>703096379
I don't get it, what's wrong with being a virgin?
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>>703100008
then i'll die virgin
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>>703101000
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>>703096379
Imagine is the wrong word. I remember being a virgin at 18. For a whole month ish. I'm still with the grill I lost it to
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What kind of woman would you want to take your virginity?
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>>703096379
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>>703101442

forgot this!>>703100999
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>>703101000
Don't listen to him. Even if shit doesn't pan out, it's what matters at the moment, if it feels right, it's right.
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>I know literally 0 girls
>Don't even see the point in fucking 3/10's from Tinder
No one cares though right...?
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>>703096379
Kek. I'm a 28 year old virgin. I'm sure that's a guinness world record.
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I lost my virginity at 19 when I got fucked in the ass
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>>703099333
Trips of truth. Gainz > pussy
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>>703101652
Do you care?
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>>703101502
sex starved milf
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fuck
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>>703101919
Somewhat, I'm not desperate enough to fuck a 3/10 or something like that, but it's kinda shitty knowing everyone who knows pretty much laughs in your face when it's brought up.
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>>703098869
Every woman but the right one will do this.
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Someone once said men can"t be virgins. Is that true?
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>>703102341
>A 3/10 is his only option.

AHAHAHAHAHA

>It's mine, too.
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>>703102960
Lemme guess, he was a virgin.
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Lost my virginity at 3

>was raped ;-;
>second time i had sex was 22, finished here, lost hardness halfway and didnt finish myself
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>>703103274
>It's literally the best I could do
BOY I BET DADDYS PROUD
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I have never in my life got a boner from looking at irl women so I don't miss much. I don't even fap to human porn for the last 8 years.
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just get a fucking whore you retards if you are that hung up on it
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>>703099154
Sauce on planet of the apes parodie.
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>>703099154
Sauce on planet of the apes parody?
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>>703103783
>>703103978
planet of the apes
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>>703103689
This, it's not hard to find a good call girl that you can see once a month whenever you need your fix. Lost my virginity to a whore and it felt kinda shitty but at least that shit's off my bucket list.
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>>703103516
>I don't fap to human porn for the last 8 years

U wat m8
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>>703103689
I'm not hung up on it, but if the only way I could could fuck someone is by paying for it, I'd just fucking kill myself after. I hope it won't come to that, though
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what kind of fucking loser would still be a virgin at 18...

>be 32 year old virgin
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>>703100999
some guys are too insecure of their own manliness so they start attacking others
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>>703104111
>Being a virgin past 20
>Still faps to humans
wew lad
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>>703104358
why? i've fucked some great looking whores, it's a service for fucks sake
can post some if you want
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>>703104698
I never said anything about looks though.
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>>703096379
Noope. Lost my virginity at 15 to my fat ass gf of the time in a Macy's bathroom. FUCK YEAH. MERICA.
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>>703104698
I think his hang-up is that it's basically a confirmation of his fears that he'll never find a woman that finds him sexually attractive.
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>>703096379

>Senors
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>>703096379
check them
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>>703105197
Nope
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>>703100999
Full house get of truth
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>>703104851
what then
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Why should I give a shit about virginity, sex or getting a girlfriend at all
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>>703096379
>Hahaha, can you imagine being a virgin at 18??
Nope, but I remeber it. I am 33 now and still havent fucked.
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>>703096379
Lost my virginity at 22, I think.

Sex is pretty great if you've got someone you deeply care about. Other than that .. meh. If I had to choose between sex and, e.g. my ability to play and listen to music, fuck sex. It wouldn't even be a choice.
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>>703105102
ah, well that's probably not true either. everyone has a redeeming quality, and it's easy to look after yourself physically and not be a complete neckbeard
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>>703103516
>I don't even fap to human porn for the last 8 years
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Not really, it was a while ago. Now, being a 29 year old virgin, that's something I can speak to.
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>>703105352
Well I'm paying for the one thing almost everyone else on the planet has managed to accomplish without doing so. Kinda feels like I'm admitting that I failed to do the one thing humans are literally programmed to do.
Then again I'm failing right now so I don't know what difference it makes.
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>>703105611
Dayum...
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>>703106122
it gets easier with age as your get more confident in yourself and who you are
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>>703101613
>>703100008
There is no right one. Women are sluts and incapable of staying on one cock unless forced to.
>You have to have a stay at home wife without any contact with landscapers, handymen, pizza delivery, etc.
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I was a virgin until just 3 months ago
>I'm 22
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>>703106372
But what if who I am is a massive fucking autist
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>>703096678
>>703098983
she's cheating on you
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I really should kill myself

I'd do a fucking favor to this World
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>>703106728
even that's all you are (that shit is reversible through social interaction) if you're confident in that you will attract pussy
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>>703106728
no such thing. everyone has something attractive about them to someone
of course you need to look after yourself - so not being overweigt or a tramp is somehting you can fix, as why would an attractive girl want to be with someone who doesnt give a shit about themselves?
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>>703100122
If you go through with this, dress up as a wizard and ride a broom downward to your death.
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>tfw 19
>tfw virgin because phimosis
>tfw getting cut at this age is only going to make it look worse
Why didn't my parents jew me when I was born?
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>>703096379
I was a virgin until 18..then by some god given miracle some girl wanted me like none other...
>good times
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>>703107887
Dude, if you can masturbate (and cum)you can have sex (and cum), blowjobs wont do much of a thing to you but you can go fuck a girl, most of them wont even tell
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>>703106728
Just sit down and do some self-reflection on yourself every once in awhile. You'll pick up on stupid habits of yours that you don't notice but can drive others away.
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>>703101723
Not even a wizard, how could that be a record?
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Am speaking right now to 28 years old female virgin
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>>703107096
nah just die of old age
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>>703110426
landwhale?
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What this virgin thing about? Can we be glorified and have children with powers? Like a mutant?
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>>703103516
You've ascended above us all
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>>703096379
Its not really that bad, sex is overhyped as it is. I don't wanna fuck some disgusting stacy bimbo just so I can say I got laid, I wanna have sex with the person I marry.
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>>703112059
>says sex is overrated
>hasn't had it
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>>703112568
I don't see what the big deal about it is, honestly its just a mating ritual, however good it feels is irrelevant to me if its not with somebody I love. Plus I'm infertile so I have no psychological need to reproduce anymore, knowing that I can't.
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>>703103439
Kek
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Hello
>Has no sex life at all
>Goddamn 25yo
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33 years old wizard reporting in. Ask me anything.
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>>703112568

You can estimate how good it feels by wrapping sandpaper around your dick and then aggressively thrusting a few times.

Make sure to tell us if this experiment is accurate by posting results.
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>>703113873
virgin detected
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>>703113529
Dude, if I can get laid, anyone can.
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>>703100953
same
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>>703113529
how did you bypass the pussy master?
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>>703096379
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Today is my 18 birthday and i'm virgin because i haven't got a gf for studies
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>>703115399
In order to win over the pussy, you must understand that a man has two needs, carnal and emotional.
The carnal desire can be satisfied with porn. Nowadays my fetishes became specific and weird enough that usual porn doesn't do, so I create it myself. I learned how to animate and do 3DCG for this.

The emotional need is a bit more tricky. The power of fantasy and imaginary girlfriends help. Things like tulpas are of course bullshit, but the idea is the same. Just voice a girl in your head and talk to yourself, it's like emotional masturbation.
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>>703098606
y yy yes i i dd do also
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>>703115061

Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>>703107887
Have you tried peeling the skin back you dumbass?
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>>703096379

>can you imagine being a virgin at 18??
Aha-haha-ha... N-No-oo... Ofc not!
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>>703099333
cringe
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People that use think virginity is bad are the most insecure people on the planet.
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ikr fucking virgins if u aint got ur dick wet by that time u should cut it off put it in ur own mouth and jump off a bridge
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>>703099333
trips have spoken.
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>>703106578
listen sweety, just cuz your wife left you doesnt mean that all women are evil hell beasts, alot of them are but not all
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>>703119150
MODS...MODS...MODS...MODS!
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>>703101723
Not even a wizard, much less a wraith.

Not even worth toasting with Guinness.
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what is quite common is fear of intimacy and not knowing how to bond. It's like retarded monkeys fingering their butts and smelling it.
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>>703119899
wizard here
i don't deserve a record, but i'll happily drink a guiness to celebrate
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>>703120643
Very true!
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>>703120643
Hell yea thats all you bro
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>>703120643

not sure if i agree with you on that one bro
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>>703120643
You drink that Guinness.. haha
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>>703096379
Hitting 20 next week so only 10 years to go before I start casting spells.
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>>703120643
Amen, Virgin/b/ro, Amen!!
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>>703120918
hey, when you've got no sex you've got to survive on other forms of pleasure
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>>703115399
>>703115398
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>>703120643
haha! so true anon!
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>>703098869
Yeah I declined 2 times because I wanted to do it with the girl I like yet everytime I'm with her I go spaghetti.
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>>703099333
Checked but now you must drift off back to >>>/fit/
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>>703121188
you just have to embrace the spaghetti
https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw
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>>703101723
N00b, Newton died a Virgin of old age. Step your game up.
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>>703101613
>It's what matters at the moment
>If it feels right, it is right
Possibly the worst advice ever given to anyone; though I more agree with you than "all women are cock vampires" guy.

Sex isn't worth shit. Sex won't make you happy, just like drugs, money, or success.
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>>703121699
he must have been pretty awkward
chicks dig physics
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>>703102341
> letting people know
Are you retarded? I wouldn't let anyone except the girl I lose it to know. And only if she says she's had sex fewer than 2-4 times. Otherwise I'd play it off as oh yeah I haven't done this in a long time sorry about that.
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>>703120643
definitely awizard
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>>703103516
You've achieved nirvana and went even further beyond. You've ascended beyond ascension.
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>>703121877
Well if drugs, money, success, and sex won't make you happy, what the fuck will?
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>>703100999
I lost my virginity when I was zero

usually I wish I could have lost it with someone I loved

that will never happen now
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>be 14 year old virgin
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>>703120643
true
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>>703122134
I'm not certain anything can. Knowledge, self-esteem, security, and/or freedom might or might come close in great enough quanities. But I'll let you guys know the second I find out.
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>>703098869
i have seen sex always as a natural and fun thing to do.
why wait?
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>>703122134
Memes jack, high quality memes. Seriously I have way more fun with shitty memes than I ever had when I was drunk/ high.
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I'm turning 27 in less than a month. Twenty-seven years of complete social failure.

I keep nourishing this stupid hope of ever having a normal life with people I love and who love me back. It's hard to let that one go. But it's dying, together with any bit of remaining will power to get out of the bed in the morning.
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>>703122134
> drugs
Cause an euphoric state but you feel like shit soon after / while high
> money
Is useless when you have no ambition aside from staying alive
> success
Offers a few minutes of good mood and celebration until you realize that you haven't done shit yet.
> sex
I'm not qualified to express my opinion, since I've never practiced this act.
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>>703099103
It can't have anything to do with the long frizzy hair, weight or potential personality disorder.
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>>703123479
You fucking know it lad.
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>>703099333
Trips spoke cringe. Basic human nature is to fuck.
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I was until I was 21. I'm 26 this year I'm still with the only girl I've slept with.
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>>703101652
Go drinking more. Be friendly, get excited about meeting people.
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>>703113529
How many spells have you mastered?
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>>703124176
It doesn't work like that.
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Femanon virgin here. I'm 22 and not a hambeast. Kind of average looking above average breast size. Had several boyfriends but SUPER anxious about the pain of sex.

>Inb4 tits if gtfo
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>>703124750
You know the rules girl.
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>>703123479
Get off your fat lazy stupid ass have a nice guy shower and shave and start hitting the gym. Also stop pushing food into your face.
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>>703103516
Teach me your ways master
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>>703124750
TITS IF GTFO YOU WHORE
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>>703096379
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>>703099103
26... 31. Get on my level.
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>>703096379


Imagine OP being dumb as a box of rocks and giving up on Wizardhood.
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>>703120643
GUINESS KILLED MY DOG YOU ASSHOLE
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>>703098931
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>>703125313
i kik u doge
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>>703124989
ha
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>>703099687
Not the story we want but the one we need.
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I lost it at 23, got fed up and got a prostitute.
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>>703125313

He died so you could fuck his dead body and lose your stupid virginity, please tell me you at least fucked your dead dong.
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>>703098869
>had this mentality
>lost virginity on 22nd bday to girl I was falling in love with
>no ragrets
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>>703124750
Tits or gtfo
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>>703100122
Might as well cannonball.
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>>703120643
Absolutely
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>>703096379
kek
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>>703125108
gtfo you spic
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>>703124750
tits or gtfo
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>>703096379
Just fake it till you make it, eventually you get boned in your early to mid twenties and can just blend your earlier lies into the later truths in your life.
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>>703124750
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>>703120643
Go for it dude! ;)
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>>703124750

>femanon here
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>>703096379
but noone is virgin lol.
every boy has his penis in pussy even when he's being birth
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>>703126273
>pretending grills don't go on here
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>>703126412

>actually believing they do
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>>703126412
>pretendig some /b/tards don't think trans are pretty much like actual girls
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>>703126412
Kek I never understood why faggots actually believe this.
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>>703096379
I can't
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My sister is virgin, her online now in show

pegue.net/6IbE
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>tfw all sex has been regrettable in the end so far
>waiting for shit significant other of four years to leave for work so i can masturbate
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>>703126608
don't be so beta it isn't 2003 anymore
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>>703119652
Nah babe, they're pretty much all terrible people at their core.
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19 and a virgin tbh most of you niggers care about it more than I do
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>>703103516
>I don't even fap to human porn for the last 8 years
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>>703126646
Scientifically FtMs are still female, as they carry 2 copies of the X chromosomes, while males carry X and Y
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>>703125108
Ya te vi dross
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>>703096379
literally nothing changes when you lose your virginity. you don't have any magical revelation, you don't feel any more of less manly, nothing changes. its all a lie.
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>>703127283

The only females pathetic enough to come to 4chan go to /r9k/ - no one but females with feminine penises come to /b/
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>>703096379
But I masturb8ed to porn at 14. I saw everything and came on myself. I consider that losing my virginity.
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>>703098869
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal mate
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>>703127567
That hollow feeling right after you lose your virginity
>the bj wasn't nearly as gud as I expected 6/10
>it was hard for me to get hard because I was supposed to wait till I got married to my 10/10 cutefu, not this landwhale
>pussy felt good wet but I couldn't cum because she wasn't my dreamgirl
>when I finally came I muttered, "I'm gunna cum" like a cringy pornstar
>she swallows my load like a whore, I am repulsed, give her a fake smile then sleep drunk
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>>703128430
omg dude that was me last night.
Landwhales will do anything though
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>>703096379
I'm 25 and still a virgin it's not that bad
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>>703103516
>I don't even fap to human porn for the last 8 years.
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>>703120643
Right on anon!
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>>703098869
>Plenty of poon from 14-19
>Decides to get shit right buy a home n shit
>Life is together has home
>mfw im 28 now
>Most women my age now have kids and got fat.
>Only women available are bar slugs and toothless tweakers
>Gets a velvetine rub
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>>703096379
I had issues speaking to women, I just couldn't socially connect with them because I am not out going enough. So I raped someone at 17 and now I am not a virgin and I got to use that ski mask I bought for Halloween 3 years ago.
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>>703129358
>>Most women my age
That's the problem mate, go back to the girls you were getting when you were getting them.
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>>703107887
gr8 b8 m8 would r8 8 out of 8
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26 virgin....I know I'm not the only one
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I held out for longer than the average bear, and I've found that most people who wait to have sex will make up whatever excuses are convenient (I'm bad at talking to people, religion, etc.) but it often ultimately comes down to a deep-seated belief that sex is a mysterious thing that's for "other people." It's just too foreign and up there, on it's pedestal, for some people to go for it.

De-mystifying sex is the best possible thing for any virgin. Sex isn't anything more than what it is, it isn't something from another plane of existence... but that advice wouldn't have meant anything to me as a young person because I didn't believe I held that delusion. So, y'know, oh well I guess.
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>>703096379
> This thread
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>>703130265
actually there are lots of people, more than you would think, age 20-30, that are virgins.

not everybody goes to college and gets hammered at parties. not everybody drinks and goes to bars. not everybody is looking for STD's on Tinder.

Sex is overrated anyways... well MOST sex. Most people suck at having sex. They are clumsy and it is awkward.

Truely passionate, raw, mindblowing sex is rare these days. Most people are awkward and just plain suck.

I'm willing to bet most of the people in this thread who lost their virginity, I bet the sex wasn't that great.

Yet they boast to their friends about how they lost their V-card and how amazing it was. It's pathetic.
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>>703120643
This guy knows what he's talking about. A Guinness is great to celebrate!
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>>703113529
only 33?

>36 here.
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Ahah, haha, yeah, neeeever gonna be like that with me, I'll totally have sex before then, eheh...
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>>703131313
So how is being a wizard working out for you?
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>>703120643
here here! I couldn't agree more!
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>>703120643
yes
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>>703116034
underrated post
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>>703096379
Ha, so funny...
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>>703096379
I reached Wizardhood this year. Can't say I am happy with it, but i saw it coming. I am unattractive, lazy, never go out and don't like being other people.
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>>703131618
HEY
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>>703096379

30 year old Wizard reporting in!
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>>703120643
This
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>>703096379
meh.

lost my virginity at 15.

had a generally active sex life for ~4 years.

haven't had sex in the last 4 years. zero fucks given(literally)
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>>703120643
Of course, you deserve it buddy.
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>>703120643
So true lmao. Teach me to wizard please
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>>703116034
>it's like emotional masturbation.
The years have chiseled and honed you into a truly unique being.
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>>703131313
this post is so true, I'm a 22 year old female virgin. Give it away to someone who you connect with emotionally, physically, intellectually, etc. Sex with someone you truly connect with is probably one of the most beautiful experiences on earth. Save yourself for that moment, don't just give it away to abide by societal standards.
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I'm a 26 year old virgin
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>>703134206
wish there were more women like you.
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I almost had a chance with a girl I truly loved, but she didn't love me back. Now I don't even want to have sex with anyone anymore.
>except with her
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>>703103516
Does that mean you fap to this?
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>>703135161
you aren't the only one.
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>>703100999
Wat anumu is that from?
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>>703098869
>autism the post
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>>703103516
>I don't even fap to human porn for the last 8 years.
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OK, i'm not some fucking porn star or anything but i have to say i'm pretty impressed with my batting lineup. The biggest problem i see with people is you guys are waiting for the perfect 10/10 an ime loving goddess whos going to rub her tits on your fedora... just go fuck something... you dont have to wait for the "right one" just fuck, its fun and it'll give you so much confidence. There is literally no downside to fucking if you are smart about it don't put the pussy on a pedestal and go have some fun
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>>703103516
>I don't even fap to human porn for the last 8 years
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what, pray tell, do you fap to then?
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>>703103516
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>>703136179
not waiting for anyone, i just dislike people in general.
at this point i really wouldn't care if i died a virgin.
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>>703134206
Michaell Jackson told me your a 44 year old wannabe trap. MJ dont lie...
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>>703103516
> I don't even fap to human porn for the last 8 years.
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I'm 26, and nearing the end of my road to becoming a Wizard.

I masterbate frequently every day, minimally 3 times just to train my body to control my powers.

My preffered visual sources are Loli, Furry, Yaoi, and occasionally normie porn if I feel like visualising the face of one of my high school crushes on the body.

In women, I prefer petite women with average appearances, preferring the women who might be innocent, and are self conscious about them selves.

The most I've gone with a women is when I was 16 I awkwardly made out with a girl a year younger than me, and felt her tit up over her clothes + a few nudes here and there from internet whores.

Everyone knows that the rising sexual urges are a result of your powers growing, right? It must be working.
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>>703136685
Oh, you dog.
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>>703136640
Aka, Russel the Love Muscle
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>>703136599
I firmly believe there is someone for everyone chin up anon there will be a time
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>>703136940
eh, not for me, i actively avoid people at all costs, i gave up on even bothering like 10 years ago.
people are more of an annoyance to me i must endure than individuals i want to actually interact with when i dont have to.
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>>703098869
That's because you're a fucking retard. When you tell a girl "I'm just looking for the right one" they take it personally and think you meant that they aren't the right one.
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>>703137101
SAUCE
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>>703131313
Keep telling yourself that and you'll be.... Ok, not great but ok.
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43 yr old virgin reporting in

never had a girlfriend

kissed one time cause some girl got dared to kiss me back in college

saving it for my first girl, getting a hooker is degenerate
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>>703131313
>>Sex is overrated anyways... well MOST sex. Most people suck at having sex. They are clumsy and it is awkward.


You'd maybe know... if youve ever had it
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>>703137242
It's Chloe Foster nigger
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>>703137414
Get a hooker. Youre a 43 year old virgin on 4chan.

You missed the "not a degenerate" exit a while back.
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>>703098606
>>703116248
I know you're joking, but damn, that stuttering is just terrible
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>>703096379

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
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I lost my virginity 2 months ago to a girl I met on the internet. I'm 23 years old.
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>>703131313
>I bet the sex wasn't that great.
Of course it isn't! You've never done it before. My first time was done quietly and awkwardly on her parent's living room floor with a thick, cheap condom, the kind you get for free by the fistful from the public health office at college. First words as a non-virgin: "Is it in?"
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>>703103516
fucking saved
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>>703096379
Holy fuck. This is the age people used to live to folks. Lifespan.
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>>703138421
If you've gone this long, at least we can't blame the population boom on ya. Nice work(!?)
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>>703137414
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>>703103516

Anon has went even further beyond a Nirvana he is Budha himself
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>>703100953
Same broski
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>>703112768
this is so autistic. sex is a ton of fun and gives you a special bond with someone. quit acting like you know everything about something you've never done
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