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Hello. I have been practicing witchcraft for almost two decades.
I have a game for you. If your post ends in 11, 22, 33, 44 or 55, then you will become incredibly wealthy within 4 days.
If your post ends in 66, 77, 88, 99 or 00, then you will suffer a terrible and gruesome death within 24 hours.
This is not a joke. Please do not take this thread lightly. Post at your own risk.
I wish you the best of luck.
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HAHAHAHA
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>>703094527
Stfu faggot, you know nothing of the magik noir.
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00 pls
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>>703094527
I'm bored with how things are, so this could go well either way really.
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End my fucking life
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>>703094527

I don't need any luck. I'm destined to be wealthy and powerful.
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>>703094527
No haista vittu sit. He he he he he he.
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>>703094527
Kill me
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I wanna die anyway so, let's roll
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rolln
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Plz moneyZ
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Kill me
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eh
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>>703094527
I accept my fate.
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just fuck my shit
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>>703094527
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>>703094977
Yay i get to die
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>>703094527
Rollin
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money pls
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rerollin for death
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>>703094977
Ded
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Go ed
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i would say roll, but here rickroll would fit better
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>>703095116
just fucking kill me
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>>703094527
xDDDDDD
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Plop
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>>703095122
rich
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>>703095067
if 66 donald trunp becomes president
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rollerino
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Jokes on you i wanna die anyway
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Can't wake up,
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win the prize
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plz kill
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Rollo
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>>703094527

nigga plz
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>>703094527
Rotolo
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>>703094527
Roll for the end
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>>703094527
Money pls
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>>703095382
>>703095223
>>703095191
>>703095116
>>703095006
dear god please kill me
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roll
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Niggers
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>>703095433


holy shit dude! Do you make loans?
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>>703095447
Reroll
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>>703094527
>>703094774
Fuck off faggots this is real witchcraft
will OP die
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check
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>>703094527

eye needs change for a dollar
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>>703094527
worth it
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>>703095447
Goddess of dubs, please let me be reunited with my friends
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am winrar?
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I pick both
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roll
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>>703094527

moar cash please.
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fart
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>>703095107
Well fuck
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Goodbye world
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rell
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>>703095447
Fucking hell, nearly two trips, maybe i'll get lucky now
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Rolling lads
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>>703094527
DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!

Seriously though, fucking kill me.
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rollin
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I've got that,
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>>703094527

I wish I died
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fuckin kill me lmao
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Roll
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cmon
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>>703094527
Pls kill me
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I tried manipulating reality through sheer willpower and concentration, works better than witchcraft tbh.
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>>703094527

fucking luck
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>>703094527

rollzorz my ballzorz
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So I will win the loottery?
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Rolling again
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comeon
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>>703094527

ass
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Well retry
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wew
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Last roll, third times a charm
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>>703094527
Roll
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give me dubs already dammit
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rollin'
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>>703094527
nothing to lose
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>>703095175
reroll, curious
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>>703094527
Fuck you
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>>703094527
I fuckin won in one of these threads a month ago. Op still hasnt delivered.
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Roll
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Rick rollin
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>>703095175
again
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>>703094527

I invoke the devil so I can fuck it in the ass, like Saddam.
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>>703094527
roollllll
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rerolllll
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>>703094527
KILL ALL HUMANS
KILL ALL HUMANS
KILL ALL HUMANS
KILL ALL HUMANS
KILL ALL HUMANS
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welp
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>>703096166
God dammit. Why did I play this game
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oh boi i hope i dont die
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>>703094527

anaslex
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Dineros
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>>703096208
Heil satan.
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Roll
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roll
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Roll
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Roll for monies
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>>703094527

hnnng
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>>703094527
U R Faget
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>>703094527
lets do this thing
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>>703096417
Reroll
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>>703096363
So close.
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Make it rain
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>>703094527

open wide, honey
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>>703096462
Rerolll
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>>703096513
Rerollll
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Roll
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Kys
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>>703096496
Fucked. Back to work
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>>703094527

I shall ejaculate onto Jesus Christ
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here we go
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bullshit
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>>703096568
Rerooooll
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>>703096583
Cunt
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roll
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Please kill me.
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Roll
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>>703096636
Reroooooollll
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>>703094527

Kill all americans, glory to Allah
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In other threads like these I've died 23 times total.
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heil satan faggot
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>>703094527
Roll not for money but for death.
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>>703094527

God hates straight people
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Roll
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2nd time maybe. death or money. both sound good
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>>703096666
Shiiiit nigga you dead
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>>703096666
Well fuck. And checked
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>>703096574
Reroll
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>>703096688
OHHH BOY
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>>703094527

Well shite.
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Either is nice
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>>703094527
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>>703096666
Time to go
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>>703094527

Can I please impregnate your wife?
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>>703096837
reroll
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>>703096823
Reroll?
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Go burn yourself fuckin Wiccan
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Rollerino
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Bring It bud
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Rollin
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Roll
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Rolling
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>>703096752
Reroll for death.
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>>703096688
Post some more before you die, please?
I'm interested.
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>>703096888

Ahhh... sweet release.
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Roll
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Come at me
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>>703096943
Again.
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>>703094527
Fuck u nigga i'm immortal
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Rolling for the true death
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>>703094527
Yay chain letters! Let's roll those imaginary dice guys!
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Ok
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GET
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nigga you dead.
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Gib mone
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LETS DO IT!!!!
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Rolling
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Let's do it
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Come on big money
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>>703096942
Again.
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Cunt
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>>703094527
Here's to taking care of my student loans, either way
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Rolllllllll
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I guess ill play a magic card 22
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>>703094527
Just kill me already, don't care how, do it ffs
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go
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>>703094527
keked
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>>703096888
Oh shit jokes on you
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>>703096911
I better get rich OP faggit!
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Kek
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>>703097066
> immortal
> If your post ends in 66, 77... you will suffer a terrible and gruesome death within 24 hours.

You're doing it wrong
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>>703094527
Wat if you don't roll dubs at all
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>>703097212
Again.
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77
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haha penis
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>>703097338
Again.
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>>703094527
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Fuck it. ROLLIN
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>>703094527
Roll!
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Why not
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>>703097199
Rip in pepperonis
>>703097222
Illuminati confirmed
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Hope i die
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give money witch.
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>>703094527
roll
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>>703094527
roll for shit
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>>703097199
> Mavis rolls a 99
> Mavis is finally free
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Easy.
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>>703094527
Reroll for cashdeath
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Op is a fag
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>>703094527
U r fagget
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>>703097400
Sadly a post can't kill me.... I'll be waiting for 24hours. But it took 5 tries so does the rule still apply?
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again daddy
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What could possibly go wrong..
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my life is shit anyway, nothing to lose
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Rollin'
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>>703094527

Roll
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Fuck it.
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what the fuck dude give me death already
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Lets try
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Rool
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WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD
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>>703094527
Gay
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Again
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Eh, I had a good run.
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Give me my mohuney
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>>703094527
And what if you don't get any dubs?
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>>703095466
Greed only rewards you with dispair.
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>>703098044
Waitin for the money.
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send a demon to my house so I can suck its demon cock
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>>703094527
rolling to afford nose job
>not Jewish
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>>703094527
Okay, I'll bite. It seems like every thread has a wizard ten years the senior f the last.
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>>703098331
fuck close reroll
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Why not
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roll
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roll
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Fuck me up bruh i hate my life anyway
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rollerino
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What do I need to get to have a hot-ass woman come and suck my dick?
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rell
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kek
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I'll still be poor
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ringoroll
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Wait, what if you reroll OP?
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>>703098455
fucking karma
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rollerin
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>>703098455
Oh shit waddup
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Roll for wealth
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>>703094527
Rollin for death
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>>703098611
i got it by rerolling a bunch does that count?
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Lay it on me
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ehhh...... whats the worst that can happen?
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>>703098632
>>703098633
oh shit fam
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Okay.
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>>703098633
Death roll
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inscribed triangle says hello
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roll m8
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Roll
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>>703094527
win/win
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Roll. I'm going to be wealthy
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>>703098768
>>>703098633 (You)
>Death roll
>>703098768i can get enough $$ to die
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kill me op
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>>703098933

:~O
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Gay boi
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>>703097199
Say hi to Elliot Rodger
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For Odin
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>>703094527
yufuyf
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>>703094527
Either way the misery ends.
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>>703099033
Shekels for you
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OP is samefagging over and over
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>>703094527
Roloon
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Ok
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>>703099033

:~O
:~O
:~O
double double of same Number BRING ON THE BLACK MAGIC BABY
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fgsfds
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roll
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>>703099313
Trying this again.
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Rollie
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Do rerolls count?
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Come then
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Lol
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Roll
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>>703099599
Let us know if you die in 24 hours
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>>703099599
You're fucked
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>>703099599
Lol
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Rolling
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I am a human, seeing who got quints.

>>703099999
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>>703099882
Meh. They'll still be here.
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>>703094527
Shit nigger, let's do this!
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cum machine
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>>703100164
Rerolling
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I hate my life anyways so fuck it
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pls no ded
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well here goes nothing
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Roll
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Rolling cuz I have nothing going on in my life of
worth
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Spin
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Get
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>>703094527
Win Win like the wheel
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>>703100826
Reroll
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roll
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>>703100864
reroll
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>>703100912
reeeeeeeeeerolllllllllllllll
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Let's goo
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Rolling
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>>703100951
need cash i reroll
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Roll
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rollllimggg
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>>703094527
Wealthy it is!
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>>703101079
Reroll?
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Let's go
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Roll for death
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get
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>>703094527
Ok I'll try again... money it is
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>>703094527
Rol
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I can't get any dubs
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>>703094527
roll
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>>703101228
Reroll
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>>703094527
roll
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Rollerino
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clue get!
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Rolling for death please I want to die
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rollin
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>>703094527
If dubs, meme magic confirmed.
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>>703101402
Reroll
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Roll i suppose y not
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>>703094527
ROLLS FOR THE ROLL GOD
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fucking shit bitch
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>>703094527
Roll
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>>703101402
Rolllllll
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asdfg
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Please just end my sufferring
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me 2 gimme sumthin
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>>703101402
Roll again
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>>703101533
WEW LAD
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>>703094527
66 get
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Fuck it
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>>703094527
Roll for death
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>>703094527
Rollin'
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Rall
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rolll
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Rrrrooollll
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Yeet
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adszxcvbn
>>
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Rollin in the deep
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I'm okay with this.
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Rolling
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