>>Met a really cute girl last night. Dubs decide what I send
if you would send me a picture of your shit tonight,
I wanna slice you open and stuff you with bread
>>703092488
You can pegme anytime hun
>>703092758
preroll
>>703092758
Reroll
>>703092758
Rerolling for this
I'm not gonna lie, this is totally me
>>703092758
yes yes
>>703093246
Roll of dubs
>>703092758
Rerolllllllllllllll
Can you fuck my dog?
>>703093246
Roll
>>703092488
is ur cunt big
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
>>703093408
Roll
>>703092758
Rollo
>>703092758
Rerollin'
Sometimes I like to dress my dog up in my sisters clothes and fuck it, does this make my dog a role player?
>>703093446
Come on kek
>>703093533
Winrar
>>703093533
Winner!
Are you interested in Fart Juggling?
>>703093533
Winrar
Go to bed with me.
>>703093533
Win
>>703092758
DEWWW EEEET
>>703093533
Kek
if i could eat your ass for breakfast...
>>703092758
Rolio
Also, winrar
>>703093533
girl you're damn fine, i'd love to kiss you
Dubs
>>703093771
>>703093877
thats magic right there
>>703093877
>>703093771
Witnessed
Wubba lubba dub dubs
Okay...
>>703093949
kek
i have peach schnapps and a handful of antidepressants, you wanna get Turnt?
>>703092758
rollerino
>>703093877
>>703094045
Roll
>>703093533
WINZIP!!
My name is Doctor Dre,i run a record label
rowell
>>703093998
You should consider literally killing yourself you fucking waste of blubber. If I were in close proximity to your mouth-breathing, disgusting obese body I wouldn't hesitate to cut off your fucking legs & shove them up your acne-covered asshole you ugly fucking whale.
>>703094219
Rol
Did u get a reply OP?
>>703094301
Roll
>>703094301
Rolling
>>703094301
fucking brutal, reroll
You're killing me...
>>703094301
this pls
>>703094301
Rollin
>>703094488
>ITT: no one knows that Angela Moss is a character from Mr. Robot
I just really like, and I hope you like me. Because I felt we really connected last night..
just kidding. I just remembered how beautiful you are and that fucked up my brain.
>>703094301
watch dis
>>703094573
Haha OP here, that is just the biggest coincidence. That's why I kept talking to her
I sexually Identify as pasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting in a box, waiting for someone to boil me alive. People say to me that a person being pasta and being boiled alive is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon superglue meatballs to me and boiling me alive, then pouring pasta sauce on me. From now on I want you guys to call me "tortellini" and respect my right to be boiled at 212° Fahrenheit. If you can't accept me you're a pastaphobe and need to check your water boiling privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>703094688
winrar
You're just jealous cause you're not making mad bank being a chemical engineer like me. I'll be improving society while you'll be reading your pretentious books pleb
Oh, Sorry that's my friend fucking wih me.
Not literally, I don't have the same relationship with him as with my dog
>>703094688
roll
>>703094708
Roll
>>703094301
Rolling for this
>>703094708
I'm coming to get you for my sex dungeon, I need a fresh cum puppet. The rest are ruined. Don't take it personally when I arrive and snatch you
tits or gtfo!
Got any cute friends? I'm looking for someone attractive enough to be my fuck toy. I figured you're probably the ugly one, so...
>>703095271
Reeee
It's fine, but we need to spice things up. Fishing for pics
>>703095355
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>703095355
WINRAR
>>703095378
rolling for >>703095360
>>703095271
Dis
Listen up, whore. You're sending me a picture of your tits. Now.
take a picture of your next shit and send it to me. High res, please.
negros lengua mi ano
Fuck u (:
>>703095722
WINRARRRRR
>>703095360
roll
>>703095722
lol
>>703095722
>>703095722
>>703095722
WINNAR
Hitler did nothing wrong. Fuck the jew niggers
>>703095722
WINRAR
You're ruing it for me XD
>>703095271
Reee
>>703095970
I'm sorry, I have severe autism, which makes me post random shit. Basically I just want your cock. My house, 8pm?
>>703095271
Reroll
Sorry horny af right now, help plox ? XDXD
Well, please, do it for me. I really like you
>>703095706
Reroll.
>>703095970
>XD
No.
>>703096078
roll
>>703095271
roll
>>703096111
Win. Fucking. RAR
>>703095271
Rollllin
>>703096111
Eyyyyy
>>703095271
Reeeeeeee
>>703095970
I meant to write "tits", not "shit". Damn autocorrect. You'll get a good dick pic in return
I uploaded a screencap of our conversation on a site called 9gag.com and fellow users give me lines to say,i chose them randomly,based on 2 repeating digits at the end of the post number.
Does daddy rape you ?
>>703096287
Roll
I'm sorry for the inconvenience, I really like you, and I don't know what to say. Please forgive me. I've never taken someone as a sex slave before and I'm just a bit nervous.
>>703095271
This
You want to taste my spoodie doodie?
actually i was wondering, if you wanna meet up again. we could go out for a walk with my dog dressed up, could get some ice cream and watch the sunfall. after that i would rape you in the back of my old vw bus.
>>703096287
rollingggg
>>703096078
reroll
>>703096499
WINRAR
>>703096499
WINRAR
>>703096499
If trips take this kne
>>703096459
>>703096287
ruller
show me ur tits u fucking whore
>>703095271
Rolling
>>703096499
It's quite romantic really...also winrar
>>703096314
Roll
>>703095970
Click on her pic, let's see her
>>703096608
>>703092488 this was all a prank, wanna chat for real now? also- if you ever send me nudes I'll post them.
I'm going to dress like a beatnik from the 60's and fuck you so hard your gynecologist will think you've been in a car wreck.
Well, I don't think this is going to work. Come on guys. I reaaaly like this girl
>>703095970
her texts seem like something a huge OP-fgt would write to bait us
>>703096287
this
you're super fucking ugly.. but you have an ass. wanna smash? meet me at 3154 Shaefer street and I can rape you while my dog watches.
>>703093408
Rub a dub dub
>>703096733
Winrarrr
scooby doo on crack penis
Huehuehue so many winrars
>>703096780
Pic of her
>>703096287
rooolllllllll
>>703092758
reroll kek
>>703096780
if you actually really liked this girl you wouldn't have made this thread you faggot
>>703095271
Rolllllllllllin
come over and rub peanut butter on my nipples
>>703096696
Rol
>>703096950
never underestimate autism
You're a fake, OP.
It's all a lie.
There is no cute girl, there's not even an ugly girl.
You piece shit.
4chan made me do this I'm so sorry forgive me
>>703096950
roll, kek
>>703096464
Roll for this
>>703097002
roll
>>703096780
You know what, I don't think I'm interested in you. You're way to fucked up for me. Don't text me or my son ever again.
>>703095271
Rererere
>>703096780
Then get out of /b/ you faggot.
Also
Check em'
Please come over, I want to see if my dogs thong will fit you.
>>703097103
reroll
Croissant
Is /b/ really so fucking retarded? Don't you see those pics are obviously generated? Just look at the aspect ratio of those fucking pics
>>703097044
winner
I want you to fuck me hard while the dog watches.
Want to go on a date?
Damn guys..
>>703096314
Show me double digits!
>>703095271
Rolling for this
IM INVINCIBLE
I'm really sorry about that my friend had my phone. Any way I can redeem myself?
>>703097359
>>703097466
You're welcome OP
>>703097466
piece of shit
>>703093430
Fuck off
>>703095271
ROLLLLLL
>>703097472
XD send me memes bb
>>703095271
THISSS
Girl, 4chan sucks. Just ignore me for tonight and tommorow I'll make it up, im just being weird <3
>>703097359
thanks for tonight's keks
Poo poo
Well, hope this plays out..
>>703097620
pls pls
>>703095271
Reeeeeeee
>>703092758
fuckin roll for this
Girl, 4chan sucks. Just ignore me for tonight and tommorow I'll make it up <33
>>703095271
ROLL THIS SHIT!
show us her profil picture
>>703095271
Rerolll
>>703097736
redeem yourself with this Op
>>703095271
let this be the winrar
>>703097684
Dude this always works if u rly want this girl quit posting shit dubs say xd
>>703095271
Dis all day
>>703097770
OP here, this is Angela
>>703097684
this is fake on so many levels
So how about an ice cream date soon? Fuck coffee
https://telegram.me/The_nProductions
telegram for op
Jk show me your titssss
>>703095271
REROLL
>>703097900
ONCE AGAIN YOURE WELCOME OP
>>703095271
DO THIS FAGGET
OP fucking bail from this thread !
>>703097883
Well.. I was sceptic at first.. But this is way to nicely done.. No flaws.. I believe this is real guys
You areva whore and you will always be a whore. You crave for a cock and that is the only thing that matters to you in your pathetic life. I can give you what you desire, but first you will have to know your place. On your knees!
>>703095271
Roll Dis bitches
>>703097684
Roll for actually getting nudes from this chick
>>703095271
REEE
>>703097855
you are a fucking idiot. But that is to our amusement.
>>703098052
NUDES? YOU FUCKING IDIOT CAN'T YOU SEE THOSE SCREENS ARE GENERATED AND NOT REAL?
>>703098052
White knight roll
>>703095271
rollllll
>>703095271
Lucky roll
We need nudes guys lets work together
>>703095271
Dubz
>>703095271
one more roll
>>703097883
It's fake as shit, you see OP has been doing this kind of thing for years and showing them off to his school mates to make it look like he has friends or a girl that doesn't think he's a piece of shit.
>>703098048
Roll
>>703095271
fake roll
>>703092758
Roll
>>703098048
Rolling
>>703098451
It might be fake but it's pretty funny tbh
>>703095271
Tripz
>>703098577
Indeed haha
Thanks guys!!
Can I suck your cancerous anal warts ?
Op ded ?
Op abandoned thread?
>>703098687
Fuckkkkkk moar
>>703098687
fake op is sending himself
>>703098687
deliver usss
>>703098687
She's a slut and wants the d
>>703098599
Winrar
>>703098687
Fake ass shit
Nope. Op still here. with full res pic.
Send her your dick pic
If I get dubs you send her your cock
>>703098687
fraudulent and homosexual
>>703098874
Qt moar
>>703098687
That is adorable... op save yourself from this thread and fuck her
>>703098599
WINZIP
>>703098939
Retoll
>>703098939
Reroll
>>703098048
rollinggg
ill suck your tits if you swallow my load
>>703098925
Roll for this
>>703098939
reroll
Found her Facebook. What should I send?
Pussy pic..
>>703099023
roll
>>703098048
fucking roll
>>703098973
This. That girl looks good enough to keep a few months
>>703099030
Rereroll
damn youre cute
>>703099054
send screenshot of the thread
>dubs get
>>703098048
rollin stones
OP here, fuck you. I'm out.. I'm not going to ruin this.
>>703099114
Rerereoll
Take a pic of your dog dressed with your dick in her anus and write "i wish you were here"
>>703098048
Rolll
>>703099054
whats her facebook? share it
>>703099198
Rererereoll
>>703098048
reroll
>>703098687
op is a faking faggot :^) wasted time
>>703099220
Brat.
>>703098939
Reroll
>>703098687
Most the time these threads involve some horrendously unattractive sea cow or a crazy ex. Do yourself a favor and stop fucking around and make an attempt at this girl.
>>703094301
rollllllllllllll
>>703095271
Rolling
>>703099270
Please gibe dubs
>>703094301
get
>>703092758
REROLL
Send this thread to her as op is fag
>>703098874
Get pussy for us then you can go get married or w/e
>>703097907
>>703094301
roll pls
>>703099322
I've been called many thing on here but never a brat
op you absolute madman
>>703095271
Reeee
What should I do now?
>>703099488
W I N R A R
I
N
R
A
R
>>703099525
Get off 4chan and fuck a baby into her
>>703098939
Rerolllll
>>703099525
O SHIT
Damn OP must be legit! Cuz you said probably the most autistic shit and she still did that. Props to OP , you smooth mother fucker
>>703099525
Show her huge tits and say "mine are bigger"
SEND COCK
so fake.....
>>703099525
Meet up with her. Send yourself first. Then fhritp. Dont listen to anything else she wants your sperm in her mouth.
>>703099525
ask for more and send her some of you faggot!
>>703099690
reroll
>>703099711
Dubs confirm.
OP do it, unless your cock is horribly small then don't
>>703096780
>I really like this girl?
>post it on 4chan?
> Maximum Autism to the Roof!
O.p. is a faggot!
Smash it
>>703099760
in his defense, her tits are horribly small
>>703099488
FUCKING WINZIP
>>703099488
W I N R A R
I
N
R
A
R A R N I W
>>703099525
Send her a picture of your asshole op... no cleaning allowed
Send pic of OP's dick covered in cum and tell her she's to lick it all off on camera.
Send this pic
This is amazing guys
I WANT TO WINRAR YOU NOW
>>703099989
rerolll
Thank you guys! (OP not out)
>>703099488
WINRAR FAGIT
Best thread evah
ROLL
send the whore bitch nigger tha link
>>703092488
>>703099989
roll
W I N R A R
I A
N R
R N
A I
R A R N I W
>>703100109
Holy shit retard
>>703100175
rulllling
>>703099989
Rollllll
>>703100175
roll
>>703099989
REEEEE
>>703100175
rolling
I'm coming to get you for my sex dungeon, I need a fresh cum puppet. The rest are ruined. Don't take it personally when I arrive and snatch you
>>703099989
FKIN ROLLIN!
Send a dick pic
Op is a fag
Show me your sexy winrar
>>703097855
Duds check'em!
>o.p. tell her that it was a test for how good of a sence of humor she has. Just incase yout don't end up saying something offense. Then ask her to hang out. Bitches dig that shit.
>>703100175
roller
>>703100109
yeah if this is real op you're fucking autistic. she's cute and into you this sort of thing shouldn't exist. but if some dude texted me shit like that i'd be out a long time ago so prolly fake
>>703100422
WINRARRRRRRRR
Corn hole pic
>>703099989
ROLL THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>>703100422
DUBS!
>>703100422
gg wp
>>703099989
Get
>>703100409 this is the only logical move if this angela lady really exists
>>703096111
nice trips nigga
Corn hole
>>703099989
roll
>>703100599
Winrar
Tell her you think she's fucking hideous and you never want to speak to her again. And then tell her to delete your number
>>703099525
GET OFF THIS WEBSITE AND GO GET YOUR DICK SUCK! IF NOT. LET ME HIT IT..
>>703100599
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
R
Corn Hole Roll
>>703100599
Fucking winrar, your move, OP
Crop face out and send this
>>703100788
dubs for truth
>>703100788
this while thing kinda derails
>>703100788
dubs dubs
