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anon,
what was the last thing that made you happy ?
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>>703089094
The last time I got drunk and high about 4/5 days ago.
Sad but true.
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>>703089094
running for an entire hour
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Your mom.
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If you dont die to this post your mother will post in your sleep tonight.
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Last night, was pretending to be a little kid and got a chick to maturbate on cam. Made me happy in my soul, and penis.
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>>703089094

Reporting trap/faggot/furfaggot threads to the mods, and seeing them actually get deleted.
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>>703089520
this
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>>703089094
>what was the last thing that made you happy ?

Driving at 110 mph listening to Ringo Deathstar's "God's Dream" in the blazing sunshine with the windows down.

Just a few hours ago.
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>>703089094
fapping to OP dieing in his sleep tonight
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>>703089094
I fucked a hooker so good she told me she should be paying me lol
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>what was the last thing that made you happy ?

Pic related.
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>>703089094
40mg of valium washed down with some tea and biscuits while I watched archer on Netflix.
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>>703090216
They tell you that to boost your confidence and that you'll come back cause she was nice.
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>>703089094
this gif.

source pls
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>>703089094
my gf
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That one time where I remembered that the Lord gave me an amazing life, amazing family, amazing pals, and amazing everything

Yeah, that was like 5 seconds ago. Praise Christ
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This pic
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>>703090440
easily pleased stoner
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Looked at two edgy retarded teenagers. And smiled because the sun shined.
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3 cocodomol tablets 30 minutes ago.
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>>703089094 ejaculation
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cant remember
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>>703089094
My wife sent me a pic of the pie she made for me today. I get it after dinner tonight.
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>>703090745
This makes me happy for some reason. You go anon
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>>703090745
cute. What kind of pie? Also why are you on /b/ if you have a real life with a wife and pie and shit?
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>>703089094
>At a girl's place
>Go to the bathroom, didn't turn on the lights
>See a snake on the floor, jump over it dramatically
>It was just a sock
>I'm an idiot
>Told her when I got back, she laughed and called me an idiot

It's the little things in life.
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>>703090645
wut?
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LSD bruh
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My mistress and I had phone sex while my wife was in the other room and her boy friend was asleep
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>>703090682
>Taking that much paracetamol

Enjoy liver failure.

Also the amount of codein in cocodomol is worthless, your better off having a wank if you want some pleasure.
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>>703090841
>>703090858
It's a rhubarb cream pie with merengue. It looks pretty amazing. I'm here because I'm avoiding a project at work .
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>>703091222
You seem like a nice guy anon
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All these things today:
>Finally got myself to wrote the required essay
>Cycled to the gym and back
>Nailed my workout at the gym
>After getting home I finally made myself buy few required books for the courses I'm attending
>Fapped after all of this
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>>703090886
you are hanging by your balls from the ceiling and can´t see your glorious asshole.
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>>703091049
Was it your wife's or you mistress's boyfriend
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>>703089094

Ketamine
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>>703089094
Turned from poorfag to upperclass fag three months ago. I don't have enough money to replace my cheap shit all at once, but I can buy something every month, and that makes me happy. 34 inch screen coming tomorrow to replace both of my god awful 5:4 19" and 17" screens.
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>>703091307
Why thank you
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>>703091222
sounds awesome man. You work projects too? So bad browser history is logged at my work place so I can just escape to Stack Overflow and stuff like that... anyways, enjoy your pie mate!
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>>703091222
Shit you have a job too ?!

You should consider using reddit .

This place is for degenerate scum.
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>>703089094
Today: Reading a 100 pages textbook from cover to cover. It made me realize how much fun I will have with my engineering study. Started 1 week ago.

Yesterday: My cousin who got married this weekend decided to go against tradition and she kept the bouquet instead of throwing it to all the girls. Yesterday her husband and herself visited my mothers grave (my cousins aunt) and she places her bouquet on it. She passed away 2½ years ago. Meant a lot to me
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>>703089094
aside from drugs and alcohol, the last time i smiled was tuesday when my mom bought me mac and cheese that was shaped like sharks
she bought them specifically cause she thought id smile at it
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>>703090216
That's what they are payed for moron
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>>703090216
You retard
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>>703089520
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>>703089094
6969 by NSP
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>>703091479
good god, i guess i needed to see that in writing to realize how much of a joke my life is
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>>703091396
34" screen is an upgrade? Were you homeless before? Also how did you come into the money
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>>703091453
I'm a bit degenerate myself also I like checking dubs
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>>703091753
Damn
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>>703091503
>payed

*Paid

Retred.
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>>703089094
reading this story

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
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>>703089094

buying a new Technic LEGO set
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>>703090294
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>>703089094
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>>703089094
It's been so long, I don't even remember
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>>703089094
>raving in fabric
>driving real fast
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>>703091753
Here are some dubers
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>>703091936
>this is what liberals actually believe

m-muh 97%
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>>703089094
probably this
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The love of my life who's gone now.
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>>703090216
Basically you've discovered marketing AKA any sales strategy ever.
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>>703091690
Wasn't that cringy. Sounds like a good mother.
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Frozen salami pizza
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Thursday last week I got a job, not my "dream job", but the pay will be sufficient.
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>>703092066
WINRAW
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One of the last things that made me happy was fucking a girl that looked like the second cumming of Alexis Texas for a whole year before I fucked it all up. Her age don't matter.
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The fact that I'm drunk, again
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>>703091386
love some good ket
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today when I finished coding a 2 week scoped project in 2 days and it worked perfectly.
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>>703092248
>Her age don't matter
Oh boy here we go
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>>703089094
The girl i've been talking to for a couple of months said she really liked me. I'd been lonely for so long that when she told me it gave me heartache...
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>>703090486
He really is generous, isn't he.
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>>703091356
My wife was in the other room and her boyfriend was asleep at her feet.
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Xanax
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>>703092066
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>>703091936
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>>703089094
That my car insurance went from $2598 a year to $1097 today
>good day
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>>703089094
beeing with the girl that I want to kiss but can't because I have gf.
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>>703091396
Congrats!
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>>703092433
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>>703091690
You have a nice mother. You are doing better than most
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>>703092427
Yeah, definitely. I even got a wonderful life, wonderful friends, AND crippling depression. Such a generous guy.
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>>703092633
Oh shit I got dubs!!!!
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>>703090216
KEK

Yeah anon, of all the thousands of dicks yours was the one.
I think she might be in love with you. You should call her now
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>>703091727
34" isn't big enough for a computer monitor?

I wasn't homeless, I was just poor as fuck, I was still living with my family, because I couldn't even afford rent. Now I have more money to burn on whatever I want each month, than the combined total income of the rest of my family.

>>703092545
Thank you!
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>>703092542
>tfw same situation but i work with her and i dont think she likes me anyway
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>>703092633
No. We were friends for ever and I didn't know she has been in love with me. She and my wife didn't get along for obvious reasons. She moved me half way accross the country and I missed her company. I realized I loved her and she confessed that I am the love of her life and she hates that I moved away
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>>703091396
>34"

Is this bait? You were a poorfag before now you are lower class
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>>703089094
The sun went down at 8pm tonight. I much prefer the colder months, hot weather makes me uncomfortable.
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>>703089094
when she told me she loved me 5 years ago.
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>>703093040
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>>703089094
Money
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>>703092633
Czecked

Im on Molly right now, feels amazing.
Should be legal.
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>>703092066
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>>703093055
gr8 b8 m8, r8 8/8
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>>703089094

The infinite Multiverse
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>>703091818

@mostlyhetero

stop self promoting your faggy fiction
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Suh duuuuuuude.
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>>703090940
Same. Getting a couple tabs tonight.
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>>703093332
Faggot
I was asking if it was bait
34" is tiny
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>>703090216
PROPOSE
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Whoa
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>>703094027
>34" is tiny for a PC monitor
Noted.
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>>703089094
My kids and my wife. They're all gone now.
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That youtube/cam guy thread the other night made me pretty happy.
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i can't remember
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Hello everybody im


DUBS OR 5
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>>703094305
Dead or left?
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Been so long I can't remember what made me happy. Maybe a date I went on last December with someone I met. She was pretty great but a secret tubby waiting to explode upon comfort which she did.
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>>703089094
good sex
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this
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>>703092177
>>703092662
i really do have a great mother. we live in poverty so for her to spend a few extra cents just as a joke is more than i could ask for.
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>>703089094

Playing soccer with my colleagues.
>3 agains 3
>Me playing mediocre
>Indian guy playing shit
>Girl playing semi-shit
>Three other guys playing good
>Me, girl and one of the good guys in one team
>Start losing 7:1
>Pick up and eventually gracefully lose 15:11
>2 hours of furious running on grass in the sun
>Afterwards drink cold glass of water
>mmmmm
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>>703089094
>what was the last thing that made you happy ?
The first hasn't happened yet though.
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>>703096663
you have a paypal m8?
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Getting my first gf in 3 years today.
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>>703089462
does it really works?
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>>703097935
congrats m8
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>>703089094
passed my probation meeting and got permanently hired at work today, so I guess that
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>>703089094
toys
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>>703089094


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REvGu9fkhio

Listening to this. Just cheesy enough to get me in the happy feels.
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>>703089094
Getting drunk last night.

and also now.
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>>703091135
Highly unlikey on the liver failure. Also
30mg of codeine phosphate hemihydrate isnt really a small amount.. times that by 3 it gives you a pretty good feel.
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>>703089352
This and having sex with my wife's friend.
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>>703089094
My girlfriend. She said she will never cheat on me again if i give her another chance. Only fucking 12 hours pass and shit happend again.
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>>703098828
If this isn't bait, you are the sorriest nigger alive. If it is bait, you are the sorriest nigger alive.
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>>703089520
Okay alright alright fuck me you're a jelly cock you know that
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>>703099046
unfortunately it's not bait. Shit was cash for 3 years, then it fucking broke like in 14 days.I feel so shitty lately if its keep going im gonna do an hero, make my friend record it and then post it here
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>>703099720
Fulfilling your duties to /b/ even in your last minutes. Good boy!
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>>703099720
No matter how pathetic you are (or are not but c'mon you're on /b/) don't an hero. That cheating whore will have the last laugh. Get in shape, focus on you're interests, just try to BE HAPPY. Who knows maybe you'll end up fucking your ex's sister or something, always have hope /b/ro
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I found this one song "Bullet" by Hollywood undead, and that made me genuinally happy.
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>>703090486
God you're autistic only dumb britfags believe in Christ
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>>703089094
Getting exalted at almost all factions in Legion
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>>703092702
Kek
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Well a nice time in vidya or workout sessions make me happy for a brief moments. And these are the last things that made me somewhat happy
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>>703089094
Antidepressants.
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>>703092702
He must exist. It requires an intelligent designer shaping events to make the best day of my life also the worst.

Next week I will see my grandmother probably for the last time the same day I am supposed to marry the first girl I have ever fallen in love with when I was 7. (That was 24 years ago, faith brought us back together a couple of years ago.)
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>>703089520
gaaaay
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>>703089520
Kek
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>>703089352
i do that everyday. so happy.
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him
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>>703101923

Hey man, not the guy you were talking to, but...

Congrats on the upcoming wedding. I'm sorry about your grandmother though, that's a pretty hard thing to deal with. I recently started going to church again after a break of a little under a decade. Its been refreshing and meeting new people has been great. Keep on being you, man.
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>>703091312
>someone on /b/ that is happy and successful
Get out
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>>703094234
he's right. this is 2016. better have at least 40" 4k for your PC or you're living like a fucking savage.
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>>703089094

I died about two years ago and got condemned to hell, no happiness here
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>>703102612
Thanks man, really appreciate it!

>>703102811
I'm not sure about happy, but I am successful too.
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I think i was happy when i was 4yo, before my family died.
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When my mom gave me my gameboy advance a decade ago
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for the longest time i thought all hats looked stupid on me but recently I bought a beanie that looks pretty cool I think
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work....I have been unemployed for two months
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>>703091727
wow here I was thinking my 32'' tv was ok
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>>703089094
Was my birthday today, no gifts or anything, but its one of the only days people will talk to me.
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>>703103009
There are no 21:9 4K screens you mong, 3440 x1440 is the best you can get at that aspect ratio and that's exactly what I'm getting.

Enjoy your giant fucking pixels on your 40" 4K screen, I'll stick with a smaller screen and higher PPI.
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>>703103690
do you live in a third world country? 80"+ is standard.
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Pussy
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A text from a grill from my hometown that asked me to go there bc they're celebrating the town's saint day (the best celebration of the year there) and its like like 5 days partying drinking and so and she wanted me there with all the friends. She's 1 year older than me because repeated 1 course in high school and we have tons of common friends (tho we are good friends too) and we always go partying together (when im in hometown) because we have a lot of fun together. Idk why i got really happy when she texted me
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>>703103781
maybe if you had a bigger screen you could see to reply to the right person.
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>>703103690

> I was thinking my 32'' tv was ok

Are you from the Soviet Union?
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when i got my 300" computer monitor.
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Yesterday when I met My crush, we shared a smoke and talked abort our past and noticed that we had a lot in common.
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>>703104248
See? This is exactly why I need that 34" screen. The one I use now is 19...
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>>703089094
Going home
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I was out playing badminton it was fun
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>>703104433
>abort
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>>703104543
Obviously
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I got a new job at a higher pay rate than I thought it would be.

Co-workers are pretty nice.
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>>703104433
>talked abort our past
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This morning. I was out by my favourite lake and took a few swings with my rod, caught me two rainbows and a fuckton of perches.
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>>703091473


Great story. Sorry for your loss bro.
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>>703089462
>>703098042
Not this guy but about 10 minutes into a run I usually start getting a little giggly for some reason, I don't start laughing out loud but I get happy. It goes away and it starts hurting. Then 30 minutes in the pain dull, I stop thinking/worrying/stressing about whatever was bothering me that day and I get sort of euphoric. Then after a run when I sit down I feel it again.
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>>703089520
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6 years ago I employed this cool guy who just lost his job. He made his career, I changed the company. He lost his job recently, and yesterday I could employ him again after him having a really hard time feeding his family etc... That felt really good, still happy.
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>>703104949
yeah.. anytime i do a tough workout I feel pretty great after, usually for a good portion of the day.
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>>703090859
True that
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>>703105270
Cheers m8
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My gf telling me I had A1 dick last night
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>>703089094
I live alone in my apartment today, it's nice to have money
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I played Teaching Feeling.
Moonrune (college lessons) version, if that matters.
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>>703089094
Creation
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Driving up a local mountain road with my m8 following me. 3am wit no traffic. We both know the road like the back of our hands and push as fast as our cars will go, and we are right on each other's bumper. Felt awesome to be such a close match in speed.
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this thread
no homo
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I am glad that most of the anons in here have something to smile about.

I am rarely properly happy, when i got to go to bed with my gf after a week away from her made me feel pretty good though. That was last night.
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>>703089094
When another anon here called me /b/rother
I felt im part of some community
I realized there are people like me
I don't feel lonely anymore
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>>703089094
>be me 21
>working shitty bussing job at a local Italian place
>pretty decent 8/10 grill comes in to eat
>can't help but glance at her when I walk by, she's wearing a Millenium Falcon band style t-shirt, very pretty face with no makeup.
>end up tripping over my own feet and looking like a complete idiot a couple times when walking by her table
>make eye contact once or twice and she smiles
>she ends up leaving, and I go to buss her table
>where she was sitting there was a small scrap corner of a sheet of paper
>reach down and pick it up then look at it
>it's a little crude drawing of a swastika
Made my fucking day.
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>>703089094
>what was the last thing that made you happy ?
When my wife fucked my ass.
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Happiness is memory, not experience.
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>>703089094
not really anything. women that I like don't like me and i am likely going to be alone forever.
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>>703108426
>what was the last thing that made you happy?
This comment. I'm laughing my ass off.
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getting to second base on the first date
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>>703090440
Liar!
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>>703089094
Got a quintuple kill in Overwatch earlier today, that was fun. But seriously happy? I don't even remember
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>>703108851
Why?
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>>703089520
What on earth
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MDMA
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>>703089094
looking at my gf about 20 minutes ago :)
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>>703097893
i do, but i absolutely can not ask for money
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>>703089520
fck
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>>703109928
dunno, I find pegging hilarious
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>>703089094
Getting the sauce of this vid would make me happy for life
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Went to some of the greatest car shows in the world about 3 weeks ago
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>>703089094

I don't remember the last time I was happy, let alone the thing that caused it.
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Just grabbed my 2nd beer
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I bought a video card for my computer and it was delivered today. I rarely purchase anything as most of the time I have next to no money. I still need to buy a port adapter and two power cables to run it. But I feel good that finally, I have a new GPU to replace my eight-year old card. :)
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>>703091473
What textbook is only a hundred pages?
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>>703089094
I vaguley remember. I was chasing a dream a few years ago and I was happy because I felt like I could accomplish my goals but then reality hit me like a train and it fell through. I think back and question if I had wasted my time and energy or if I was foolish for being haooy because I believed in myself for once in my life. I'll never know. If this was 3 years ago, I'd be sad on a feels thread but I don't feel sad anymore. I don't remember much what it was like to feel good; like being in love, sex, achievement, friendship, success, the pursuit of hapiness. All of those feelings of hapiness are things I felt so long ago, may aswell be ancient. I feel emotionless at times and its okay because I dont feel sad.

I just wish I can get out of this cicrle I have been revloving in for a long time.
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>27
>Live in a house with 4 of my mates around the same age.
>They all work, however I don't
>Being half blind, half deaf and have seizures every 2 days.
>Hard to be happy when your own body fails you.
>I'm the maid of the house so I clean up after everyone for cheaper rent.
>Don't get out much cause I never have money and it's hard to travel since I can't drive.
>Few days ago one of them tells me to come with him to the shops.
>He buys a lot of booze, seems kinda out of character. I ask "if he going to a party soon?" he replies with "Yeah, tonight infact." this flies over my head.
>I come home and everyone has party hats on, it was a party all for me and everything I've done for them.
>I was so happy I cried.
>So glad I have friends like these.
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>>703111622
>GTX 680 OC 2GB
That happiness won't last. Don't buy a fullHD screen for your own sake. 2GB won't be enough for it.
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>>703111880
I am anon who just typed this >>703111671

Your story made me smile a bit. Brings back memories of friends long ago.
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>>703111880
Glad you got great friends anon
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>>703111880
this is nice
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>>703091396
What happened to you that changed your situation? I mean, how is it that you now have money to spend? I want to buy a $100 set of IEM but I don't have the money, so it's on a list.
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>>703089094
I had a purely physcialy relationship with a girl a bit ago, we were both depressed and pretended that it was something real and that we had a connecting it was pretty fun for a while
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>>703089094
It's been so long, I can't recall. I'd filled my body with so much poison it was all I could taste.
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>>703112369
I got a job. Pays good. Good luck on your IEM. The first thing I've bought was a Beyerdynamic Custom One Pro Plus, to have decent cans that can double as a headset for my phone and PC.

I'm listening to it right now, shit feels good!
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>>703111880
Good for you man.

I wish I had friends like that, or at all.
People like you who have it rough deserve to get a little recognition and respect for what you do for others.

No homo.
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new girl im seeing blew me and swallowed last night so yay confidence
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>>703111880
This made me cry. I'm happy for you. A little bit envious too.
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Sleep is the only thing that makes me happy
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getting the tracheostomy tube out of my neck and leaving hospital after three weeks in a fucking coma and two weeks recovering
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roll
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>>703113355
you're still in a coma andy
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a few hours ago i started on someone for the first time , the guy is taller than me and got scared... i was alpha for once , felt good
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>>703113355
his names not andy but he is indeed still in a comba
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Realized my death knight has enough sustain to easily survive where my wizard gets rekt.

I'm this low.
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>>703089520
Well, shit...
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>>703113568
pretty sure I'm awake, I've seen some porn on /b/ today that I couldn't possibly have dreamed up no matter how severely I was sedated
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I like to think about the step daughter when doing her mom.
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>>703114042
are you sure ? 1010111100011011001010100001010101100110011001100110011001010101010001010101100101010100011010100001010110010111010100101010101000010101010101010101010101011101010101010101111000101100110.......................................... wake up
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>>703089094
Hitting my bong like 5 mins ago
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>>703114042
-ddd-ddd-ddd-ddd-ddd----


-W
-A
-K
_3
-U
P
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>>703089094
getting high with my best friend last night and talking about her abusive boyfriend

>inb4 friendzone

Im gay
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>>703114042
w
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>>703114179
I'm sure
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>>703114456
5 days <-
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>>703114480
MY DREAM!!
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>>703114480
your brain
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>>703114645
you are dreaaaaaammmm
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>>703114786
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>>703114861
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>>703114963
coma
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The nice girl that gave new a hug a few hours ago, she's very nice
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>>703089520
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>>703089094
A cute lesbian girl who is curious about trying a man talked with me about the TV show Roseanne today.
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>>703089094
source/name of the blonde?
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Nice
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>>703089352
got shit faced last night, blacked out like usual

had a great time and now i feel like complete shit

totally worth it
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>>703089094
Anon.. What do happy mean? Never had that feel.
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>>703115504
Best part of coming out of a coma was the cute Portuguese nurse taking the catheter out of my dick. Hurt like fuck to piss for the rest of the day but she had nice warm hands.
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>>703089094
went to a theme park last week
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>>703089520
What
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>>703114480
and here I was hoping science had found a way to make anime real.
those are fake nipples superglued on to her tits.
I was hoping she had taken years to stretch out her milk ducts and vacuum pump up her nipples to the point of taking dicks.
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>>703089520
brilliant
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winning a ranked match in dota2
>pick related
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OP, getting Piece's and Doctor Butcher MD/Zombie Holocaust on Blu-ray last Friday after work!!!FACT!!!
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Looking down and seeing my balls being licked by my gf and cock sucked by girl we met in tinder. They're both hot women. It looked so unreal like scene from porn. That was a good day few days ago...
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>>703089094
I got to eat out and fuck this girl who i've been friends with for a few years. But she's the girlfriend of one of my friends and he proposed to her a week after I did so... Now I really want to be with her again but we're in a strange friendly relationship. Haven't really been happy since.
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>>703111880
I envy the friends you have.
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>>703089094
Stacking on a door, watching breech man kick it, and the thrill of not knowing what the FUCK you're gonna run head-first right on into....

Heard a story about a DSHk being pointed at an entrance, luckily nobody was manning it when the squad went to clear the room.....

I fucking miss Afghanistan, OP.... I fucking miss the shit out of it....
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>>703111880
Dang, anon. I wish I had four people who regularly hung out with me, let alone would throw a party for me!
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>>703089094
When I could still afford the basics...
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>>703089547
Well played anon
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>>703090366
The fucks valium?
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>>703090733
Awww wanna talk?
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Hooked up with a SOLID 11/10 on July 1-3. Fucked like rabbits for three days. Literally just fucked and slept and ate. She was the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life. She didn't want to date me and fell in love with some guy in her hometown. I am in love with her. She goes out of her way to message me 5 days a week and comments on my posts and snapchats me pics of her in a bikini once in a blue moon. Idk why she does this. Idk why she talks to me. I casually brush everything off and never ever flirt with her ever. She's an actress and does low grade b list horror films like zombie strippers and shit.
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>>703089520

k
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Getting a score of 83% after a hard months work on prep tests for private pilot. Still studying for 100% that was 4 months ago.
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>>703089094
Tacos
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>>703091690
That's pretty normal for moms anon tbh
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>>703092066
Checked
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>>703119638
Get some, anon!
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>>703089094
My girlfriend
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>>703089520
kys
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Going to school today. Also fucking gf last night. Soon it will be fucking her tonight.
Aaaayyyyyyyylmao
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>>703089520

ZIMBABWE
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>>703092248
>her age don't matter
Don't worry I'm sure that mouth felt 18
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>>703090396
https://www.porndig.com/videos/37090/alexis-texas-and-jayden-jaymes-have-big-asses.html
>>703110117
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>>703120261
Ayy fuck waking up early though
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>>703120910
I'm not a degenerate so I don't mind waking up at a reasonable hour.
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>>703121387
>being tired in the morning makes you a degenerate
Alright, fuckface. Have you considered an heroing yet?
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>>703089094
Smearing your moms dirtyass pussy juice all over my face
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>>703121473
Never. My life is too good and I'm too valuable to my friends, family, and society.
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getting my softbricked phone to work
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When I was in 1st grade and made my first friend
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Jameson Irish Whiskey
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>>703120824
God bless you
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>>703121668
Keep telling yourself that you fucking worthless faggot. You don't need to project this hard on an imageboard, nobody will judge you for being a loser.
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Spending 8 whole days with the most beautiful and amazing woman I have ever met. I had her all to myself we were all alone I haven't felt happiness like that since then.
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>>703089094
A few weeks ago when I thought that girl that I like was interested in me.
Turns out she wasn't
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>>703109014
based hyde
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>>703121754
>softbricked
There is no such thing. It's either bricked, or not.
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>>703122104
What was so amazing about her?
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>>703122060
Feel bad for you if that sounds so absurd to you.
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>>703118506
I wanted to join but they weren't looking for infantry when I applied they only wanted navy recruits. I wanted to be a combat medic or a regular soldier. But I'm 28 now so probably to old.
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>>703090294
Underrated.
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>>703122390
I'm just surprised that a douche like you would be "valuable" to anybody. Kill yourself.
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>>703089094
smoking dmt did..
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>>703122362
Well the regular stuff like she was beautiful, intelligent, funny and just good person. But it was more then that she was so easy to be around I could really by myself she was so similar with all the things I liked about myself. I can listen to her talk for hours about anything and we have known each other forever. She the other half of my soul bro and if this doesn't work out I don't think I can ever replace her. She's my lightening in a bottle and you only get one.
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Yesterday I had some great sex with my girlfriend as I do everyday, but there was music and laughter. Cuddling, kissing, then more sex. Today was then a shitty day for me though still had sex. Anyway yesterday was one of the happiest days of my life.
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Wow, a thread without porn/rekt/other shit and people talking about nice things and being nice to each other.

It's good from time to time to be in such posts. Kinda makes you feel good
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>>703122955
Fuck you.
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>>703122677
Go into detail about this. I've never taken it.
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Last time I smile of true happiness is when my (now) ex agreed in going out with me. I remember I was laughing of happiness. It's almost 1.5 years ago.

1.5 years is pretty sad, I guess I should start being happier about things. Life is going pretty well for me besides the relationship aspect.
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>>703123430
1.5 isn't sad if you truly loved her bro.

Also this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQTbkEeCTeM
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