what was the last thing that made you happy ?
The last time I got drunk and high about 4/5 days ago.
Sad but true.
If you dont die to this post your mother will post in your sleep tonight.
>what was the last thing that made you happy ?
Driving at 110 mph listening to Ringo Deathstar's "God's Dream" in the blazing sunshine with the windows down.
Just a few hours ago.
Looked at two edgy retarded teenagers. And smiled because the sun shined.
>At a girl's place
>Go to the bathroom, didn't turn on the lights
>See a snake on the floor, jump over it dramatically
>It was just a sock
>I'm an idiot
>Told her when I got back, she laughed and called me an idiot
It's the little things in life.
All these things today:
>Finally got myself to wrote the required essay
>Cycled to the gym and back
>Nailed my workout at the gym
>After getting home I finally made myself buy few required books for the courses I'm attending
>Fapped after all of this
Turned from poorfag to upperclass fag three months ago. I don't have enough money to replace my cheap shit all at once, but I can buy something every month, and that makes me happy. 34 inch screen coming tomorrow to replace both of my god awful 5:4 19" and 17" screens.
sounds awesome man. You work projects too? So bad browser history is logged at my work place so I can just escape to Stack Overflow and stuff like that... anyways, enjoy your pie mate!
Today: Reading a 100 pages textbook from cover to cover. It made me realize how much fun I will have with my engineering study. Started 1 week ago.
Yesterday: My cousin who got married this weekend decided to go against tradition and she kept the bouquet instead of throwing it to all the girls. Yesterday her husband and herself visited my mothers grave (my cousins aunt) and she places her bouquet on it. She passed away 2½ years ago. Meant a lot to me
aside from drugs and alcohol, the last time i smiled was tuesday when my mom bought me mac and cheese that was shaped like sharks
she bought them specifically cause she thought id smile at it
I'm a bit degenerate myself also I like checking dubs
34" isn't big enough for a computer monitor?
I wasn't homeless, I was just poor as fuck, I was still living with my family, because I couldn't even afford rent. Now I have more money to burn on whatever I want each month, than the combined total income of the rest of my family.
No. We were friends for ever and I didn't know she has been in love with me. She and my wife didn't get along for obvious reasons. She moved me half way accross the country and I missed her company. I realized I loved her and she confessed that I am the love of her life and she hates that I moved away
Im on Molly right now, feels amazing.
Should be legal.
Been so long I can't remember what made me happy. Maybe a date I went on last December with someone I met. She was pretty great but a secret tubby waiting to explode upon comfort which she did.
Playing soccer with my colleagues.
>3 agains 3
>Me playing mediocre
>Indian guy playing shit
>Girl playing semi-shit
>Three other guys playing good
>Me, girl and one of the good guys in one team
>Start losing 7:1
>Pick up and eventually gracefully lose 15:11
>2 hours of furious running on grass in the sun
>Afterwards drink cold glass of water
Listening to this. Just cheesy enough to get me in the happy feels.
Getting drunk last night.
and also now.
My girlfriend. She said she will never cheat on me again if i give her another chance. Only fucking 12 hours pass and shit happend again.
If this isn't bait, you are the sorriest nigger alive. If it is bait, you are the sorriest nigger alive.
unfortunately it's not bait. Shit was cash for 3 years, then it fucking broke like in 14 days.I feel so shitty lately if its keep going im gonna do an hero, make my friend record it and then post it here
No matter how pathetic you are (or are not but c'mon you're on /b/) don't an hero. That cheating whore will have the last laugh. Get in shape, focus on you're interests, just try to BE HAPPY. Who knows maybe you'll end up fucking your ex's sister or something, always have hope /b/ro
He must exist. It requires an intelligent designer shaping events to make the best day of my life also the worst.
Next week I will see my grandmother probably for the last time the same day I am supposed to marry the first girl I have ever fallen in love with when I was 7. (That was 24 years ago, faith brought us back together a couple of years ago.)
Hey man, not the guy you were talking to, but...
Congrats on the upcoming wedding. I'm sorry about your grandmother though, that's a pretty hard thing to deal with. I recently started going to church again after a break of a little under a decade. Its been refreshing and meeting new people has been great. Keep on being you, man.
There are no 21:9 4K screens you mong, 3440 x1440 is the best you can get at that aspect ratio and that's exactly what I'm getting.
Enjoy your giant fucking pixels on your 40" 4K screen, I'll stick with a smaller screen and higher PPI.
A text from a grill from my hometown that asked me to go there bc they're celebrating the town's saint day (the best celebration of the year there) and its like like 5 days partying drinking and so and she wanted me there with all the friends. She's 1 year older than me because repeated 1 course in high school and we have tons of common friends (tho we are good friends too) and we always go partying together (when im in hometown) because we have a lot of fun together. Idk why i got really happy when she texted me
This morning. I was out by my favourite lake and took a few swings with my rod, caught me two rainbows and a fuckton of perches.
Not this guy but about 10 minutes into a run I usually start getting a little giggly for some reason, I don't start laughing out loud but I get happy. It goes away and it starts hurting. Then 30 minutes in the pain dull, I stop thinking/worrying/stressing about whatever was bothering me that day and I get sort of euphoric. Then after a run when I sit down I feel it again.
6 years ago I employed this cool guy who just lost his job. He made his career, I changed the company. He lost his job recently, and yesterday I could employ him again after him having a really hard time feeding his family etc... That felt really good, still happy.
Driving up a local mountain road with my m8 following me. 3am wit no traffic. We both know the road like the back of our hands and push as fast as our cars will go, and we are right on each other's bumper. Felt awesome to be such a close match in speed.
I am glad that most of the anons in here have something to smile about.
I am rarely properly happy, when i got to go to bed with my gf after a week away from her made me feel pretty good though. That was last night.
>be me 21
>working shitty bussing job at a local Italian place
>pretty decent 8/10 grill comes in to eat
>can't help but glance at her when I walk by, she's wearing a Millenium Falcon band style t-shirt, very pretty face with no makeup.
>end up tripping over my own feet and looking like a complete idiot a couple times when walking by her table
>make eye contact once or twice and she smiles
>she ends up leaving, and I go to buss her table
>where she was sitting there was a small scrap corner of a sheet of paper
>reach down and pick it up then look at it
>it's a little crude drawing of a swastika
Made my fucking day.
I bought a video card for my computer and it was delivered today. I rarely purchase anything as most of the time I have next to no money. I still need to buy a port adapter and two power cables to run it. But I feel good that finally, I have a new GPU to replace my eight-year old card. :)
I vaguley remember. I was chasing a dream a few years ago and I was happy because I felt like I could accomplish my goals but then reality hit me like a train and it fell through. I think back and question if I had wasted my time and energy or if I was foolish for being haooy because I believed in myself for once in my life. I'll never know. If this was 3 years ago, I'd be sad on a feels thread but I don't feel sad anymore. I don't remember much what it was like to feel good; like being in love, sex, achievement, friendship, success, the pursuit of hapiness. All of those feelings of hapiness are things I felt so long ago, may aswell be ancient. I feel emotionless at times and its okay because I dont feel sad.
I just wish I can get out of this cicrle I have been revloving in for a long time.
>Live in a house with 4 of my mates around the same age.
>They all work, however I don't
>Being half blind, half deaf and have seizures every 2 days.
>Hard to be happy when your own body fails you.
>I'm the maid of the house so I clean up after everyone for cheaper rent.
>Don't get out much cause I never have money and it's hard to travel since I can't drive.
>Few days ago one of them tells me to come with him to the shops.
>He buys a lot of booze, seems kinda out of character. I ask "if he going to a party soon?" he replies with "Yeah, tonight infact." this flies over my head.
>I come home and everyone has party hats on, it was a party all for me and everything I've done for them.
>I was so happy I cried.
>So glad I have friends like these.
What happened to you that changed your situation? I mean, how is it that you now have money to spend? I want to buy a $100 set of IEM but I don't have the money, so it's on a list.
I had a purely physcialy relationship with a girl a bit ago, we were both depressed and pretended that it was something real and that we had a connecting it was pretty fun for a while
I got a job. Pays good. Good luck on your IEM. The first thing I've bought was a Beyerdynamic Custom One Pro Plus, to have decent cans that can double as a headset for my phone and PC.
I'm listening to it right now, shit feels good!
Good for you man.
I wish I had friends like that, or at all.
People like you who have it rough deserve to get a little recognition and respect for what you do for others.
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got shit faced last night, blacked out like usual
had a great time and now i feel like complete shit
totally worth it
Best part of coming out of a coma was the cute Portuguese nurse taking the catheter out of my dick. Hurt like fuck to piss for the rest of the day but she had nice warm hands.
and here I was hoping science had found a way to make anime real.
those are fake nipples superglued on to her tits.
I was hoping she had taken years to stretch out her milk ducts and vacuum pump up her nipples to the point of taking dicks.
winning a ranked match in dota2
Looking down and seeing my balls being licked by my gf and cock sucked by girl we met in tinder. They're both hot women. It looked so unreal like scene from porn. That was a good day few days ago...
I got to eat out and fuck this girl who i've been friends with for a few years. But she's the girlfriend of one of my friends and he proposed to her a week after I did so... Now I really want to be with her again but we're in a strange friendly relationship. Haven't really been happy since.
Stacking on a door, watching breech man kick it, and the thrill of not knowing what the FUCK you're gonna run head-first right on into....
Heard a story about a DSHk being pointed at an entrance, luckily nobody was manning it when the squad went to clear the room.....
I fucking miss Afghanistan, OP.... I fucking miss the shit out of it....
Hooked up with a SOLID 11/10 on July 1-3. Fucked like rabbits for three days. Literally just fucked and slept and ate. She was the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life. She didn't want to date me and fell in love with some guy in her hometown. I am in love with her. She goes out of her way to message me 5 days a week and comments on my posts and snapchats me pics of her in a bikini once in a blue moon. Idk why she does this. Idk why she talks to me. I casually brush everything off and never ever flirt with her ever. She's an actress and does low grade b list horror films like zombie strippers and shit.
Smearing your moms dirtyass pussy juice all over my face
Spending 8 whole days with the most beautiful and amazing woman I have ever met. I had her all to myself we were all alone I haven't felt happiness like that since then.
I wanted to join but they weren't looking for infantry when I applied they only wanted navy recruits. I wanted to be a combat medic or a regular soldier. But I'm 28 now so probably to old.
Well the regular stuff like she was beautiful, intelligent, funny and just good person. But it was more then that she was so easy to be around I could really by myself she was so similar with all the things I liked about myself. I can listen to her talk for hours about anything and we have known each other forever. She the other half of my soul bro and if this doesn't work out I don't think I can ever replace her. She's my lightening in a bottle and you only get one.
Yesterday I had some great sex with my girlfriend as I do everyday, but there was music and laughter. Cuddling, kissing, then more sex. Today was then a shitty day for me though still had sex. Anyway yesterday was one of the happiest days of my life.
Last time I smile of true happiness is when my (now) ex agreed in going out with me. I remember I was laughing of happiness. It's almost 1.5 years ago.
1.5 years is pretty sad, I guess I should start being happier about things. Life is going pretty well for me besides the relationship aspect.
1.5 isn't sad if you truly loved her bro.
Also this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQTbkEeCTeM