Don't let this thread die!
OP you gotta dump too if you want the thread to live
I'm actually dumping my s/fur bud
I hate myself that the only thing that can get me hard is animals, mostly dogs and mares.
Welcome to the Zoophile club
PS canine dicks are the best
Canine dicks and butts absolutely drive me nuts
Gonna buy BD w/ knot
That's my way of thinking
Do any other people come here anymore?
Been busy with work. That and WoW are taking up all my time.
Going through my second year in university. Trying to figure out if I can handle a part time job with school.
Are you asking about the toy, or link?
That's discord inv link. Harmless, I swear. You may find lots of yiff there :3
Word of a furry
Dude I was reading that comic right now and then I come back to this thread and see this, thats awesome.
snarf has made several personas that he uses to pretend that are others in the thread. i am one of them
I should go mow the lawn, but I don't want to.
buy a goat to mow lawn
nope too late i cri
thanks, this one's for you
So do goats.
And don't do it, he's Swedish. Like the fish...
not as bad as cow
i dont like those candy
Then you won't like Bananders, his dick is made out of them.
I would care more if we had an actual lawn, and not a few patches of grass and weeds. Plus, I'm hungry, and a hungry Snarf is a lazy Snarf.
so your pene is made out of gummy fish?
It's not. It honestly might be a commissioned piece for showing off.
that is far to large, he must have had it for shits and giggles.
ty chet, i realized it when I went looking for pics of claymores
It's apparently at a museum. I could believe it's faked by the museum or something but it's certainly not a commission piece.
I need to buy a sword.
>tomorrow I'll have worked for two weeks and I'm only getting paid for the first week
what the fuck is going on at payroll I'm very mad
mine is made from tortillas
>mail is his only armor
>he obviously doesnt know how to use that sword
>bought one of those things made to be as thick as human skin and bone
>cutting it up in his backyard
>he's having WAY MORE FUN than you
swords are meh
you must have started half way through the payroll time schedule
so what the fuck's going on am I gonna get paid for this week and the next week...next week? Am I not getting paid again for another two weeks and will I then get paid for three? Or is this just sticking me in some perpetual limbo bullshit
I'm not tryna hear it temple
Nomenclature for weapons seems like a huge pain but I would have thought it'd need to be smaller, have that distinctive hilt design, and to have been specifically Scottish. Though I've been led to believe a lot of the blades for Scottish claymores were actually made in Germany, funnily enough.
The original owner of that one may have had it specially made just so he can show it off. I find it difficult to see him actually wanting to use it over something a more traditional size.
Yes. Your milk-baggies still make me uneasy.
The armour bugs me too. If he was hit by a weapon it'd fuck him up still.
>I find it difficult to see him actually wanting to use it over something a more traditional size.
If the story's true and it belonged to a famous Frisian pirate, he 100% bought it to intimidate people
on what days are you paid, and when did you start?
I know nothing of european swords
he would wear more armor though for sure if he was going into a fight.
if you put sauce on it then yes it is
I really don't want to make a "glorious Nippon steel" joke right now because they've been done to death.
You'd hope so.
I'm just playing WoW and living the stereotype life. Got me some mtn dew and doritos
Just get a bayonet and an old timey rifle
I can put a bayonet on my ar ffs, but I don't want that. I want a SWORD.
are you always having fun when your dick is hard? Sometimes my dick is hard and I'm bored af
that makes no sense, talk to your manager about it
i dont really know much about swords in general, I do enjoy dress Rapier swords though
he would no doubt
there are far more better things to eat while playing vidja, why would you subject yourself to such torture?
So you want to spend like a hundred bucks on a slab of metal that is almost guaranteed to be worthless in actual combat
I have like 7 swords from when I was an edgy teenager
and one combat machete that is an actual weapon.
BECAUSE I REVEL IN MY SUFFERING
It would matter since you're still going to get broken bones and bleeding from being whacked hard with any kind of metal stick. He'll want something cosy and padded underneath.
I know just a bit but that's enough to be triggered by movies and video games.
dont, ask the manager next time you see them, dont be a lazy cunt
you sicko, go make peanut butter and honey sandwiches you spaz
what class are you?
>So you want to spend like a hundred bucks on a slab of metal that is almost guaranteed to be worthless in actual combat
Precisely correct, yes.
I was considering buying the gladius-shaped machete that cold steel makes which is like 40 bucks or something. I get hard for gladii
It's not about laziness, it's about not wanting to complain about something that'll sort itself out soon. I don't want to look like a whiner.
Its pretty awesome, I've only tried it once as my bf keeps me satisfied.
I can't take the knot yet so I didn't get to fully experience it just yet.
From what i've tried, I would recommend it
Well yeah that does bother me in Japanese stuff because of all the over-hyping and romanticisation of the samurai class and katanas. But I was talking about just the way Hollywood depicts battles and fights in antiquity, the medieval period, etc.
just got done studying
and now i'm board
You should also check the ones in the inventory and the flops as they have quite good prices on them for the little imperfection (s) that there are.
Here is the small imperfection on mine, which got me 20$ off
I know what you're trying to do.
I should have seen this coming from the man of science...
Priest, now and always
They also dull way too easily and would be worthless in a spree
oh it's nef's shitty avatar
my logic behind using one for a spree killing, given that your targets aren't armored, is that it'd just be easier to swing relatively fast
Do I need to be one to know your schemes?
Which works against it, because once it dulls it's gonna be too light to do anything. It would just be a weak metal stick. Swords dull super easy, especially shitty katanas and wakizashis and shit
A working blade like a machete would work better, as you can see by crime in London.
> katanas are inherently lighter/quicker
I guess it was inevitable.
That doesn't really answer my question.
A spree killing requires a minimum of two deaths in multiple locations. I think a mass murder would be more accurate here, which means you'd need to kill 4 - kill, not wound.
If you weren't careful with your cuts you'd dull the edge within 2 people. I cannot stress enough how shitty katanas are.
They are usually lighter than other swords of the same length. Whether or not they're quicker is irrelevant because they're shit swords.
You're allowed to just tell me why I'm wrong instead of being a passive aggressive shit sweetheart
I am clearly not an expert but I still find that number kinda dubious. I'd almost want to see data just on katana use in a controlled environment to affirm it—not by number of people since that doesn't make quite as much sense, just number of cuts or something.
Well I assume you're a retard swinging a sword around and not a skilled swordsman.
The way you cut matters a lot, not to mention bone and other shit that gets in the way.
Also for the record a wakizashi - a shorter sword - would be better than a katana. Katanas are generally hand-and-a-half or two hand swords.
ok that level of weeb distinction between types of jap swords is beside the point but sure
I'm sure there's an unscientific way to have a retard flail around with a sword and measure the point at which it no longer becomes viable but I'm certain it'd be more than two kills worth of a spree killing or mass murder. The limiting reagent there, I would think, would just be your ability to get to people much more than the weapon itself
>I'm sure there's an unscientific way to have a retard flail around with a sword and measure the point at which it no longer becomes viable
strength of materials
the entire field of metallurgical studies
No, people are dumbfucks. You'd be able to go berserk in a group and half of them wouldn't even notice.
Ever see footage of a machete attack? It's hard to kill someone with a sharp stick. Blood loss or infection is more likely than a quick kill.
Your gladius fetish would be better here.
They are not. They are of equivalent weight or lighter because of European designs having wider fullers, being thinner and having greater distal tapers. I don't have my book to cite but there is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsYbRom3h7U
Would be better if he had more examples.
Hmm. Not really.
Better. I don't know why you believe that but whatever. I will leave you to your boardom.
Ew. I'm definitely leaving now.
Chet never talks to me, and he started off our one interaction by being a passive aggressive fuckwit. The only thing I knew about him is that he lives near london. There's lots of pakis in london.
1. lots of pakis (and other south asians) in london
2. pakis and co. generally seen as an invasive culture in europe/britain for obvious reasons
3. ergo, calling someone a paki is not very flattering either to the individual or to their country (since I obviously thought he was british)
this isn't very funny if I have to explain it but it's common sense elsewhere