Where does someone find an older woman who's into younger guys? I have a strong attraction to older women, and would really like to have some fun with some before I get too old for them to be attracted to me.
I've looked around on Craigslist, and had little success. Talked with a couple women before they stopped messaging. Haven't tried POF, but I hear that most of the people there are really sketchy. Also looked on Tinder, OKC, Match, but people there tend to be looking for something serious.
Any other ideas? Honestly interested in women 45+.
>>703082492
Retirement home
For the record, I'm not ugly. I'm just not comfortable going up to random people at a bar when I'm not sure they're interested in younger guys or even single.
>>703082885
Would love to play with older woman too, it's a big fantasy for me
Protip: The older you get, the more older women will want to sexy time with you.
>>703082492
bars
you're bound to find that one older chick just out of a long term relationship who wants some quick dick before getting back with their cheating abusive husband.
>>703083379
Yeah, but I want to fuck them while I'm still young. Big fantasy of mine to have a young cock in a mature pussy.
>>703082492
how old are you? it makes a difference.
>>703083551
not OP but I'm 22
Go to any fucking grocery store, faggot.
>>703083551
I'm 26. Lost my virginity at 17 to a 38 year old woman, and since then I've wanted to get back with an older woman.
>>703083660
And what next, faggot?
"Oh hi I noticed you were here trying to get food, but hey, can I slide my dick up in that pussy?"
Say something useful or shut the fuck up, kid.
>>703083616
>>703083755
You should try looking older. Try carrying a cane or fancy walking stick. Try hats like a fedora or something similar.
>>703083536
holy shit, if it were this person then me too date bayo!
It's weird....I've just always been more attracted to mature women. I remember being really little and having sexual fantasies about my mom, my teachers, pretty much any middle-aged woman in my life. I wanted them to whip out my cock and have them touch it. I was maybe 6 or 7 when this started.
>>703082492
Swinger dating website. Dated a 56 yo when i was 25. Was fun.
>>703084151
older and autist aren't the same
>>703084271
Is there one in particular I should try? The subscription websites I've heard are full of bots and fakes.
>>703084588
I tried a load of them and they either wanted card details to sign up or you signed up free and then had to pay to do anything whist being barraged by bots
>>703082492
Have to be very patient on CL and most of the time like you said they flake out or are a let down. Dive bars are good places to usually lower tier women and hard to talk to but still some success there too. Scoring with a hot older woman is hard as fuck they are either married or not interested. Try getting a part time job dominated by women. Befriend them and try making the move
>>703084719
Yeah, this has been my experience too. I mean, I know there are women out there interested in younger guys, it's the problem of finding them. There isn't an easy way to do it.
>>703084588
These sites are local, so i can only give you advice for where i live (France). Just find review about it.
SDC.com is an international one that i know, but it's very expensive. The one i use in France is only 24€/year and i think SDC is like 30$/month.
>be me 24
>girl I used to fuck becomes a stripper for extra cash
>invites me to come watch her dance
>sure.png
>go to club and hang out with her
>all the girls instantly are comfortable around you since you know the girl irl and aren't a fucking beta creep
>older woman about 45 there with friends
>blackout drunk at this point
>she starts talking to me at the bar
>old fuck buddy gets jealous and comes over
>thiscouldgowell.mov
>the two start playing games for my attention
>stripper girl has to now go perform on stage
>ask mild if she wants to leave
>she says yes
>fuck like rabbits till like 4 am
>wake up with worst hangover ever
>she's married with a kid
>ohfuck.jpg
>high take my ass out of that house
>no clue what her name is or anything
>never seen her since
>got strep throat from her that took 4 rounds of antibiotics before it went away
>9/10 would do again
>>703084719
>>703084917
Unless you live in a place where there is no swinger ( like Saudi Arabia) there will be a functioning swinger dating website, because it's something swinger need.
Where do you live ?
>>703083536
dude i understand you so much!! im 20 and have the same fantasy! the problem is that i love so much my gf and i dont want to cheat on her
There is no anonymous way to meet older women who want to hook up. The best thing to do is hang around the senior center or retirement home. Use lots of lube because their vaginas tend to be very dry.
>>703085117
I live in Wales but a slightly rural area which puts me at a disadvantage for meeting older women and just women in general really
>>703085252
Don't worry, she will cheat on you inevitably. It just takes the right guy to come along. Might as well have some fun yourself.
I'm interested. Tell me more.
This is what you do anon. It's going to take some time but in the end you'll get the results you seek. I take it you live in the suburbs. There is always one bar that has a band Fri or Saturday nights. This is where you'll find your targets of older women. Go to this bar on a Monday or Tuesday regularly. Befriend the bartenders and staff and other regulars. Keep this up. Now when you go on a Friday and Saturday when it's packed you'll have social proof. Be outgoing and social to the people you know and if you're in a high energy state the Milfs will be sucked in by you. They are absolute attention whores and they need to be validated. I've fucked so many Milfs married or not by doing this it's not funny.
>>703085389
dogging sites
bound to be a couple around your way
>>703085389
i think i've read something good about a swinger dating website for UK.
I'll look for it
>>703082492
- Be really attractive, like 9 or 10 level attractive.
- Talk to an older woman.
It really is that simple. Women don't post on craiglists, only faggots do so don't bother there.
>>703082492
>>703082492
The worst part is when you get horny enough you lower your standards for older women and when you finally CuM you feel disgusted looking at her and yourself until horny again
>>703084151
Use a pretend pipe and wear an overcoat oh and put on a fake mustache like the riveting tale chap dude from yesteryear
>>703085467
This is true. Also need to learn to read people. There are plenty of women who really want to feel young again and do everything in their power to stay young. These are the ones you want. They will fuck younger guys in order to feel validated and like they "still have it"
>>703085583
strangely enough I wouldn't mind doing some outdoor stuff, I've done some solo outdoor stuff before, might be hot with a milf or something
>>703082492
TL;DR: " I need some WRECKED USED GOODS which already saw tons of PENISES and won't complain about my faggotry "
>>703085610
found it : fabswingers.com it's free and the design is awful, but i know a guy who used it and had result
1-mature women are no different than younger women
2-most women are more attracted by guys between 40-60 years old. "mature" guys, they find older guys hot.
3-they won't be attracted to younger guys until you're very fit, or like a top model.
>>703085467
very good advice
>>703085851
Someone's got mommy issues
Fuck a prostitute, it's legal here and you can get whatever you want.
It's your only choice since you are clearly ugly and autistic.
>>703085851
Did you get forced to watch mommies goods get wrecked by 8 black cocks? Is this why you're so bitter?
>>703084588
Oh man those tits
>>703085871
>fabswingers.com
I'm pretty sure I played around with this site before and spoke to a couple of people on it, if it wasn't this site then the layout was very similar
>>703082492
>I've looked around on Craigslist, and had little success.
I've met on wealthy older woman on CL. She was in her 50s, though, and that's a bit too old for me. But she looked okay for her age. Fucked her once, and didn't talk to her after that. If I was in need of money – which I'm not – I probably would have gold digged.
>Haven't tried POF
I have fucked two older women off this site, but this was a few years ago when POF was more liberal and didn't mind users looking for sex. Now, however, they are very, very strict about users looking for sex, and will delete your account. If you're age is 18 to 25 or somewhere around there, they won't allow you to look up older women anymore. You can bypass by lying about your age, but you have to explain why you're lying every time you start a chat. I'd say stay away from here (unless things have changed).
>but I hear that most of the people there [pof] are really sketchy
Nah. No more sketchy people there than other sites and apps.
>tinder
Haven't tired. Heard it's a sausage fest filled with desperate, horny guys and gays. But my younger brother claims to have fucked several girls from there. Dated two. Currently dating one from tinder.
>OKC
Better than POF because it's more liberal. I like it a lot better. Talked with a lot of girls looking for sex on there. Fucked a few – older and around my age. Great site.
>but people there [OKC] tend to be looking for something serious.
A lot of females will state interested serious relationships only, but that's not always true. In order to discover the truth, you have to approach them respectfully with a unique message coupled with good grammar and spelling. Good pics, looks, and a well written profile helps too.
>Any other ideas?
No. CL or OKC. My only advise based on actual experience.
>>703086383
Or you can go to a swinger club, try to fuck older women and ask people what website they use.
But these club are really expensive as a single guy
>>703086059
Hit on your friend's moms or aunts. I fucked one of my old friends mom and an aunt that gave the best blow jobs I've ever experienced.
My step brother told me he got it in with one of his nannies when he was a kid. It's not actually hard, lots of chicks want to be a boys first.
Here's what I do when i want to sleep with an older woman.
>Trim up body hair to get nice and clean
>Shower
>Wear a good cologne like Brute
>Do not dress in "Young" clothes like branded Tee's.
>Drive a nice but not too nice car.
>Have a bot service call your phone every 30 min or so. Save the bots number as a girl and put a good picture on her profile.
>Seek out older woman who you think might be DTF.
>No soccer moms driving SUV's, instead look for the divorced mom who's got bleached highlights
>Ask her about how to deal with a crazy girlfriend.
>keep your phone visible so that she can see when the bot calls.
>Complain about the "ex" make up something about how she's not faithful. Women dig faithful men.
>Tell woman that she looks like a girls mom that you use to date. Very pretty.
>Listen to her advice, buy her drinks
>Try to add a good date rape drug to hers
>Once she's drugged take her home and rape her
>Win win
More milf porn plz and thank you
>>703086730
>>Tell woman that she looks like a girls mom that you use to date. Very pretty.
kek'd
great advice autist
>>703082492
You tend to meet a lot of divorcees in adult education classes.
I got lucky through OKCupid. 56 yr old single mum, went out for drinks, went back to hers (her son was at his dad's for tge weekend), drank single malt and fucked her in the arse. She was filthy. She's texted me regularly since but, to be honest, I felt a bit grossed out the following morning.
>>703086730
>>Have a bot service call your phone every 30 min or so. Save the bots number as a girl and put a good picture on her profile.
top kek
>>703086730
>Trim up body hair to get nice and clean
In my experience with older women, that turns a lot of them off. One older woman I fucked stated "you're smoother than a girl." I have learned older women prefer masculine, muscular, hairy guys, whereas the younger gen wants smooth, fem boys. Studies also back this claim. Not all older feel this way, but some. Hell, I was even turned down by a older woman because she thought I looked too feminine. She stated "you're hot, but too feminine for me."
>>703085871
If the people on there are actually real then I am going to use this
>>703086730
Wow, seemed really clever until I reached the last three lines
>>703087083
The ppl here never even go outside.
>>703086730
>>Wear a good cologne like Brute
Holy shit dude.
>>703082492
Asian Massage Parlor
>>703086931
Feels, the shame and feeling of disgust creep in pretty fast after the fact.
>>703087083
I'm on it now lad, signing up is really quick so you might as well give it a look
Home Goods, Ikea, Bed Bath and Beyond, Pier 1, shit like that.
>>703087288
I have signed up but I'm always suspicious of people being down for sex
>>703087236
That's actually a good call.
>>703086931
>>703087237
Currently ignoring a young Latina with hot body because she queefed like 4 times after fucking her doggy. Fucking disgusting. What's worse, she didn't know she was on her period. After we got done fucking and turned on the lights, I seen dried blood on the bed. Ugh.
Shame because she sucks dick so good and kisses great.
>>703084151
I bet while you typed this out you chuckled at how funny it sounded to (you). textbook autism.
>>703083190
This bitch is perfect. I'd love to lick those hairy armpits...
>>703087439
Noice. Got any more?
>>703087439
Disgusting.
>>703087540
>noice
You must be desperate, ugly, and/or have extremely low standards. Fucking hell.
>>703087439
I met quite a few much older women using yahoo when I was 16-19ish. I was a horny weirdo.
If you're set on doing it online and not sacking up to meeting people at bars, it's still workable. There are a few chat sites that women use but it's all going to be very hit and miss and most of them won't be near you.
Craigslist works but you have to be insanely patient. Post your own ads as females don't post as often (but do browse). Cock shots don't work, if they're into that you'll get more than enough chances to email them your fucking dick. Be honest and make sure to sound mature, confident, and easy going. Something like "nervous young guy looking for milf" will get some attention but mostly fat chicks, roleplayers, and dudes.
All of the dating sites work as well but again, patience. Many, especially older married women, are open to hooking up but just as open to flirting online without anything serious. You can end up wasting a lot of time.
If you're open to paying a little, there are also a few arrange finding type sites. They're meant for sugardaddy type nonsense but have a surprising amount of older women (often married) basically acting like escorts but pretending it's not. Many of them will hook up for not a lot as it's just something exciting for them to do on the side. And of course, also a lot of garbage on those sites as well.
It's all obvious, but be careful putting out personal info as there are ASSLOADS of dudes on all of these sites either looking to jack off to you, entice you into some dude stuff, or looking for something to fuck you over with.
There's a lot more but i typed a lot already.
How has no one mentioned Cougarlife.com?
That's the express purpose of that site.
>>703087472
>disgusting
These are not reasons to dump a girl.
>>703084202
That's actually a really, really good picture. The fact that she was probably talking to her husband makes it even better.
>>703082492
Bars are a good place, but not your typical trashy red neck bar. You'll wanna go to a somewhat higher end place. From my experience, older women tend to come to me and initiate conversation, but don't be afraid to walk up to one you see interest in. Older women aren't as standoffish as younger women tend to be.
>>703087450
Just had my first visit to one yesterday after always bitching out at the last second. Didn't even have to tip her extra, just be decently attalractive and have a big dick and it was like I was doing her the favor. She even gave me the 30 minute rate even though I was in there well over an hour. Treat them nice and they will return it in spades..God bless Asian women
>>703087741
>Cock shots don't work, if they're into that you'll get more than enough chances to email them your fucking dick.
You'll only attract faggot ass men sending you messaged saying "I can suck dick better than women." "Let me suck your cock." Happened to me so many times, and I didn't even post nudes. Fucking faggots.
>patience
You're right about that, especially on CL.
>>703087897
Subjective. Your opinion. For me that was fucking disgusting. I cringe every time I think of those nasty pussy farts. Also, I'm not desperate. I can bag another hottie quick.
>>703087439
Lucky guy.... I'd fuck those whores like a caveman
>>703088281
>Watch out everyone! Internet stud coming through!
>>703088411
>Internet stud coming
Indeed. I mean, just because you're, like, a -2/10 doesn't mean everyone else on /b/ is.
>>703086677
you should greentext these experiences
>>703087977
This. I've had full sex with at least half of the women in those parlours, for no extra money. One used to text me to ask when I was going back.
>>703082492
Not sure if that's your thing but if you are submissive I would try to find a dominant woman who needs someone helping in the house. There are lots of fetish websites for that (fetlife for example is the biggest one).
I'm at my "mommy's" (thats what she want me to call her) apartment every 3rd day to clean, wash dishes, work in the garden, etc. When I do wrong I get my lesson so I also learn from it (spanking with a belt or paddel) or just by being over her knees and she uses her hand.
If I do good she removes the chastity and we have some sex.. sometimes I'm even allowed to cum in her. Jeez that is weird to write down.. makes me realize what I'm doing in my life.
Anyway, I really enjoy it. She is 38 (but I think that's not true.. I guess mid 40s).
>>703087032
yeah same. one milf i was fucking actually slapped me for plucking my back hair in front of her and said 'dont do that, it's gay'
>>703087826
Expensive and really only has good results in big cities
>>703087032
What studies
>>703088300
>>703088411
>>703088611
>>703088622
>>703088644
5 dubs in a row....
>>703087337
i don't know about UK, i know only about France and Belgium but look in the nearest big city, you'll see a lot of Swinger Club. If there is club, there is people who are interested in going in this club.
These people exist.
I live in Paris, there is at least 20 swinger club.
Of course there is a lot of scam online, but it's guaranteed that if there is swinger in your country, there is a website that they use to meet each other
>>703088828
I hope you punched her in the fucking face
>>703087977
>>703088644
Enjoy risking getting an embarrassing charge on your arrest record and being arrested, fined, and maybe jailed. Never pay for sex, unless it's in a country where it's legal. Pussy isn't worth a criminal history and jail. Faggots.
Hell, I recently had TWO – not one TWO Asian massage parlors shut down. The sex workers and the johns were arrested.
>>703088611
Says the faggot who freaks out over a queef
>>703087215
exactly everyone knows milf's prefer hai karate
>>703088975
>pas de foutaises!
>>703087032
There are exceptions but generally this is 100% correct. Most older women aren't looking for smooth or metrosexual types.
It always depends, and if you're patient there is someone pervy enough for anything anyhow.
>>703088862
Just look it up, retard. Example: http://www.medicaldaily.com/what-women-want-women-are-less-attracted-masculinity-and-men-are-less-attracted-femininity-308053
This isn't a collage paper. No citations required. And you're not my professor, fuck face. I'm already done with college.
>>703088611
Sad. You're probably a tryhard virgin.
What martial art have you (claim to) mastered?
>>703089037
well actually..
this place is dubs city
>>703089051
Says the faggot who assumes everyone is like you.
>>703089158
je suis sur netechangisme depuis 2007 et j'ai perdu le compte du nombre de rencontre que j'ai faite depuis
>>703088975
du coup tu fais tes recherches en ligne toi? sur quel site? et quand tu te fais arnaquer personne ne vient ou c est quelqu un d autre qui ne ressemblais pas à la photo?
>>703088769
keep these wife sharing pics coming.
>>703089335
Whatever. You're just a bitch who acts tough on the internet
>>703089237
>You're probably a tryhard virgin.
You can assume.
>What martial art have you (claim to) mastered?
I got, I think, a brown belt in my early teens. Karate. Dropped out of classes.
>>703089341
>>703089406
ah d accord,j y jetterai un coup d'oeil, cool
>>703089482
>Dropped out
I bet that isn't the only thing you've dropped out of. You strike me a pussy and a quitter.
>>703089467
>>703089482
calm your shit and post milfs please
>>703089467
>You're just a bitch who acts tough on the internet
Is it you who is acting like a tough guy, not me. I was all chill – and still am – and then you come along with the insults. It's okay. It's /b/.
>>703084939
kek
>>703089614
>calm your shit
I'm calm. But the guy that takes issue with me being disgusted by nasty gueefs on the other hand...
>>703089607
>I bet that isn't the only thing you've dropped out of. You strike me a pussy and a quitter.
Good one. Assume more.
>>703082492
Done it before, it was at a bar though so I don't know what other options you have. You just have to be lucky and be out on the same night as the cougar is. She kept looking at me across the bar so I threw her a wink. Then she bought me like 8 beers just to get me plastered enough to bone her
>>703085467
Fucking Five-Star post, my negroid compatriot. Used to do this back before I became a milfag, and while I was in, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. Now that I'm out, I just go about the same shit with a big 'ole beard and a flexible schedule. Shit's pretty cash.
>>703089406
il est difficile de se faire arnaquer. Il y a un système de témoignage, où les gens écrivent sur les profils des autres un petit mot comme quoi "la rencontre était cool".
La personne propriétaire du profil doit valider le témoignage pour qu'il soit visible, donc c'est toujours des témoignages positifs, jamais négatif, mais ça permet de rassurer tout le monde : avoir plein de témoignages ça mets en confiance et ça évite de faire de la route pour rien.
>>703089614
>>703089794
think about it, you're on an anonymous board and you'll never talk to this person probably ever again in the next 20 minutes
>>703089932
ok, je m'étais toujours dis que c'était du BS sur les sites de porno et tout ça mais apparemment je me suis toujours fait une fausse idée
merci anon, et bonne soirée
>>703090006
>think about it, you're on an anonymous board and you'll never talk to this person probably ever again in the next 20 minutes
Indeed, but it doesn't rage me to converse with an idiot ;) I'm enjoying some authentic ramen and sweet tea whilst browsing the nets. Thanks for the support though.
>>703084151
also wear a minecraft t-shirt
>>703089995
this is anon and I want MOAR
>>703087032
Most women that aren't 19yo immature little girls love body hair. I have buddies that were fit and shaved their chests stomachs and i always jokingly called them fags. I'm boarderline Austin Powers hairy and have what /fit/fags would call a 'dad-bod' or 'strongfat' (muscular but with some fat and a little bit of a belly), or what gay dudes would call a bear, and every woman i have fucked through my early-mid twenties loved it because every guy shaves there chest. I don't rock a full bush but i don't shave my junk either, just trim, and most girls are into that too
>get done fucking
>collapse in bed
>girl snuggles up
>starts stroking/rubbing chest hair
>'i just love how hairy you are anon'
Plus you can capitalize on all the crazy sluts with daddy issues
>>703090169
attention hein, ça reste un truc libertin, tu vas pas forcément trouver facilement des gens "classiques" pour faire des trucs "classiques" .
Faut être un peu ouvert d'esprit.
>>703090227
Ask >>703089794 then. He's the tough guy who get laid whenever he wants
>>703090195
fair enough, enjoy your ramen and sweet tea
This will out me as being too old to be here, but I met a couple on PRODIGY in their 40s when I was 16 who were really into the idea of hooking up on my 18th bday and having a threesome. I wasn't so into the guy wanting to do stuff but I was 16 and horny and felt like I could get over it if there was sex involved.
After a few months of dorky naughty chatting, they ended up getting in a fight over her hooking up with someone online without him knowing. While she was venting to me she told me she didn't care about waiting for me to turn 18 anymore and we ended up fucking her twice in her car just outside my house at 3am that night.
Then I never heard from her again.
In hindsight she was surely quite slutty and I'm lucky I didn't catch anything, but it was hot for 1996. Also i got in a lot of trouble for the prodigy bill.
>>703090398
j'imagine bien, faut pas être egoïste, le sexe se fait à deux ;)
>>703090403
>He's the tough guy who get laid whenever he wants
Because I'm attractive and have no issue with getting pussy makes me a "tough guy?" KEK
Get your brain checked, bro. You need a neuro lobotomy.
>>703090541
Thanks :)
>>703089047
Well you don't go to just any one. You have to scope them out. The one I went to is super discreet and doesn't do that to everybody and have been in business for four years
>>703090697
en l’occurrence c'est plutôt à plus que 2 sur ce genre de site
>>703089794
>>703090006
Samefag
>>703082492
if you only want to fuck her try to find some bar/pub/club where older ladies hang out. There is at least one in every bigger city on this focking planet
>>703090325
Eh, you're kinda right. The young girls of today will still prefer feminine men tomorrow. Old hags on the other hand, yeah, want Sasquatchs like you. It's 2016, dude, shave your fucking nasty, stinky balls. Faggot.
>>703090669
With spread legs?
>>703090887
nah, can't be bothered to give proof but I m this guy>>703090697
>>703090777
Everyone thinks they are smarter than law enforcement, and these same morons end up in jail. "Well" that, faggot.
Did you also consider you might be fucking an Asian immigrant that's being held as a sex slave? I guess getting off is more important, huh?
i made craigslist ad and now i have a 44yo gf i call mummy she cuddles me and tickles my willy cos im a good boy :3
>>703090788
hmm c'est différent que ce que je pensais, perso ça me tente pas trop d'être avec d'autres mecs dans la salle... ça t as dérangé toi?
>>703090887
Dude you're so pathetic. You're trolling is atrocious. You're obviously mentally inept. You've been here harassing an anon over a queef for like an hour. Fuck off and get hit by a car, you pos. There's trolling, and then there's just fucktards... like you.
>>703084062
Okay, learn to interact face to face with other humans. Then go to a grocery store and interact. The female variety of human tends to be a sucker for compliments. Find one you like the looks of, walk up to her, and tell her you don't know which toilet bowl cleaner to buy or something. Then when you're walking over to them, compliment her earrings or some stupid shit you couldn't care less about. They do. Remark on her style. If she looks like she's got a feature she's self-conscious about, compliment it. Ask for her digits or FB, and give her your phone number and address, and you can be very discreet if she's married. Tell her she's exactly your type. Even if she tells you to fuck off, she still might come over later and re-enact her favorite pornos.
>be me 18 y/o
>go to a bar cause a friend talked me into it
>i live in an eastern european country
>some chubby german +50 slut sits at my table
>she asks me in german if i would like to fuck her
>i said that i'm not sure
>she says that she will pay 300€
>tfw its like one salary in here
>sure thing lady lets fuck
>keep fucking her for like 2 weeks
>she used to piss on me but i didnt mind
>one day she says that she wanna take a shit on my chest
>i say no go and i've never done such a thing since
>>703084062
Actually, Kid
>go to Safeway after work
>still wearing uniform
>some 40-something in line ahead of me
>getting some groceries for one
>she pays for her stuff and goes
>I pay for my stuff
>see her waiting outside the door
>small talk, she mentions she missed the last bus
>offer her a ride home, she doesn't live too far
>have fun talk on the way, let her out at her place
>after she gets out I roll down the window and asks if she lives alone
>see that look come over her face
>she wants the D
>Says she lives with her son
>gets back in the car and we drive around talking thinking of a place to stop
>She suggests we get a hotel
>pay $70 bucks a piece to drink screwdrivers and fuck in a hotel
>her experience shows
>best tits I've ever held
>woke up before her and left my number, never been in this situation
>leave, never get a call back
Was fun though
>>703091249
ben c'est du libertinage, donc essentiellement faut être open à de la sexualité à plusieurs. Moi c'est mon truc, ça veut pas dire que tu peux pas faire des choses à 2, mais par exemple les sexfriend que j'ai eu grâce à ce site, je les ai vu bien sur seule, mais je crois pas que ça leur aurai plu que moi je sois pas capable de les accompagner en soirée cul
>>703091390
>The female variety of human tends to be a sucker for compliments.
No they're not. I've asked several women what they think or morons like you and your compliments. Women perpetually get harassed with cringey, unoriginal compliments all the damn time. From what I have learned, the find it extremely fucking annoying.
You'd be better off with simply starting a relevant, original conversation with a woman as opposed to coming at her with cringey ass compliments.
You proved yourself to know nothing. Fuck off faggot.
>>703082492
Meditation group or yoga, Though you can find young hunnies there too.
>>703091165
Pretty much you bleeding heart faggot. Go back to to reddit...christ I miss the old b
>>703091661
this. desperate beta maxes that use pick-up-lines and compliments make it harder for alphas to get laid, because they suspect we are just another beta with a corny compliment. kek
>>703091549
bon ben j'essayerai un jour, si j'aime bien je m'y metterai peut être.
merci pour les infos
>go to a party
>the girls neighbour was there
>invites me back to her flat, fuck her in the night and morning
>She was 40 something and had a kid
>threw me to work next morning
Bretty gud, good blowjob also.
>>703090996
A trim works fine. Most women would rather see some short hair than scarred up razorburnt balls with ingrown hairs and shit. Or stubbly groin/balls smacking up against their vaginas. Take a shower once a day and your balls don't stink /b/ro
Fucked a 45 yo once. Never again.
First off, even though she had a hot face and was thin, she had no real muscle tone. I grabbed her ass when we were fucking and it was like grabbing a ziploc bag full of water.
Then there was the bush. She kept the sides trimmed so it didn't hang out of her panties. But JESUS. She was toting about 3 pounds of pubes. It was so fucking thick and long that I literally had to clear a path with my hand to get my cock into her pussy. After we got done and she was laying in the bed, I looked at her snatch and the disgusting sloppy wet cum covered thicket around her pussy...ugh.
I'm sticking to girls under 30 from now on.
>>703091165
Fuck you. Respect them trips.
>>703083375
name ?
>>703091839
>hrist I miss the old b
Such an oldfag. I'm pretty fucked in the held, but I have limits and morals. You're just an idiot thinking you fit in just because you self-proclaimed yourself as an "oldfag."
>>703091839
that's pretty edgy m8. i cut myself on those edges.
>>703092116
>fucked in the head
>morals
Pick one faggot
>>703091390
Yeah, they do SAY that.
>>703092062
it's 2016 dude. trips are only relevant to newfags and underage kids. which one are you? both? probably so.
>>703092245
You can have both, retard.
>>703084926
Not OP, just curious about the french site you use. Name ? How long before having some pussy ? Like, if a foreigner were to stay like 3 weeks in france, would he get somethin ?
>>703091872
I guess they might wear thin on the jaded last-call skanks you guys are pulling.
>>703092294
hey, woman on the right is called Sandy I think
>>703082492
I've only had luck on camera at iwebcam, otherwise real life is a crap shoot. Shame too because so many older women in their 40s to 50s around here look great.
>>703092377
You either care or you don't. Its not that complicated
>>703092316
You have literally no sense of humour. Must be tough.
>>703092450
>says the beta max using corny pick up lines and compliments
This isn't the 60s anymore, old fart.
>>703092567
>ou have literally no sense of humour.
I do, but only when something warrants humor. Not all jokes are funny, Mr. comedian.
>>703092541
You either have a brain to understand someone can have both or not. It's not that complicated to understand, unless you're a mentally inept retard... like you.
>>703092673
No wonder you cut a swathe through the women
less butt hurt queefs and more milf techniques lads
>>703092772
Oh I'm sorry. You must be so fucked in the head because of the way you littered earlier and topped it off by not helping that old lady across the street.
much morals
why not just ask your mum??
ive been with a 54 year old when i was 20. i know how you excited but youll be dissapointed. expect a really dry and smelly vagina
>>703092413
the site is netechangisme.com
i started using it in 2007 i was quite young ( 23), no car, living at my parent's place, and very bad with girls at the time, ultra horny and kinky as fuck, so i spent like 3 or 4 month on the site without fucking, but even back then i managed to have a 3 some with a couple of my age.
>>703093094
Or fuck your mum? Just ask, she might be down.
>>703085467
>be outgoing and social
>milfs hang out at suburban rock clubs
LOL k buddy
>in shape, work out
>7 inch penis
>sorta manlet but most older women here are short
>main thing holding me back in clogged pores all over nose that i cant make go away
end my life
>>703093292
thats the point
>>703082492
As many people have already said, you gotta go old school for old women. You have to find a decent bar and work on your game.
Also, if you have access to a man's wedding ring, wear it. If she asks about it make up some bulllshit about how you and your "wife" are having some trouble without going full sob story on them. Women love poaching men from other women.
>>703082492
Bars. I'm always hit on by older women there. Best chances
>>703093342
Mate, sounds like you've got a lot going for you. See a doctor about the schnozzle and get on that horse! If your doc won't help try different a specialist.
>>703093342
Don't use biore strips, that actually fucks up your pores more. Get this facial scrub called Ocean Salt by Lush. It should do the trick.
>>703082492
Who is this? Any more pics from the set? I love mature women who look like her. Plus she's got nice feet.
>>703093094
I've caught my mum looking at me a couple of times recently, I caught her today when my zipper was undone and i had a semi
>>703093293
yeah but a milf to you is likely 'any woman over the age of 27'
>>703089096
Old Spice ftw
>>703093760
go for it anon
>>703093760
did she have a sort sad and wistful look on her face. a meloncholic smile? maybe you noticed her eyes were a bit more glistening and wet than usual?
>>703093662
and a full bush ... i love a full bush on an older woman
>>703082492
OP I've fucked probably 10 milfs off Craigslist.
It aint tough unless you don't live in a big city cause you'll have slim pickings otherwise.
Old ladies use Craigslist.
I've been fucking one of them for 3 years now, super casual, sometimes we take ecstasy and reach heaven.
>>703094194
Be prepared for greys.
>>703082492
1. Make an OKCupid
2. Present yourself as a clean and stable young guy that doesn't live with parents
3. Get 5 good pictures (if you have abs, have your non-profile pic show off your abs, preferably on the beach and not in your bathroom)
4. Look for women 35+ (women in their 40s will list themselves as 30s, and so on) and make sure you uncheck the "single only" box so you can pickup milfs who are in open relationships (this is the most effective, they are usually chill freaks who are confident fucking a young guy)
5. Send one or two paragraphs, be open and forthcoming about why their profile stands out (even if it doesn't) and tell them what you want (not a romantic relationship, something fun getting to know someone knew, bla blah). They aren't stupid, they know exactly why a younger guy is messaging them and if they want dick, they WILL message you back.
Send a follow up message if you don't hear back after a day or two, never get angry or pissed off, and if they try to rebuff you, just play it off cool or make a joke out of it. Don't get mad.
Also only message them when they are ONLINE.
That should get you going but if you live somewhere with minimal accounts, try just going to grocery stores and politely/subtlely hitting on women there
This is how I got a sweet milf to fuck me after drinks. Cumming on a submissive married mom was cash.
Good Luck, anon
>>703083439
this bitch is like 27
>>703094029
it was like a cheeky smirk/smile
>>703094325
How old is she? Do you think a milf would want to suck me off if I'm a mildly fat but otherwise attractive?
>>703093293
shut up al arent u gay neway?
>>703090195
>I'm enjoying some authentic ramen and sweet tea whilst making myself look like a real cunt. Luckily, this board is anonymous.
FTFY
>>703094521
>>703085878
1-youre virgin
2-or very ugly
3-to think that
>>703082492
at the gym....on the streets....local bars....
>mfw I fuck 2 women in their 40's weekly and talk about setting up a gangbang with a bunch of 18-20yr old inexperienced dudes.
Sadly know it would not go well/smoothly probably as they would need to be prepped before hand on how it goes and what to do. Also other dudes watching taking turns might freak em out if virgins. Might try putting a group together, we shall see.
But would be fun to see young inexperienced decent hung dudes with a sexual racehorse. I imagine each would go several times.
>>703094378
can still have a baby, baby
>>703094772
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
>>703094704
kek
not quite like that
>>703093342
Dude, go see an esthetician, they will get you on a clear pore path. And clean out what is blocked currently.
>>703087439
Christ those grunts are revolting. Enjoy that low hanging fruit.
>>703083190
Fell In Love
>>703095379
>>703095488
>>703084151
you're just setting niggas up for failure hahaha
>>703087032
>"too feminine for me"
>>703082783
Moar
>>703094325
Got any advice for what kind of ads to look for/post on craigslist?
>>703082885
"I just really want to fuck a mature pussy."
"mature pussy"
>And just what exactly has OP BEEN fucking
>>703096075
Fuck em' up Chris
Just go to a smaller local bar at around happy hour times. Its literally that simple. After work one night I went into a bar and had a 36 year old blonde with fake tits abandon the guys she was talking to and ask me for a ride to the casino within 10 minutes of me sitting down.
The more I look at older women the more I realise they are really what I want
>>703098677
They r fun
