The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Drink bleach.
Mornings suck edition
Hello Master. How's your day been?
Not that great, i think i got a cold.
Slept for most of the day.
How did you sleep slave?
Took me a while to sleep, but fairly well once i did.
Sorry about the cold. That sucks.
Woah, I never knew you had a brother!
Ah yeah I feel you, you enjoy your major and shit?
I only have an older sister.
Oh yeah, I love it, I just wish my first year wasn't plagued with the core bullshit classes ya know?
I have been in drag your many many years
I love you
kek, I know nigga don't worry
You like your sister?
No I don't know, which?
Is this a confession!?
>You like your sister?
When you put this type of questions, that's when you know you watched too much incest hentai.
>Play Metroid Prime Federation Force
>Mission: Destroy the research site responsible for creating dangerous lifeforms
>Realise I'm not Samus and can't morphball and bomb my way outa this
So you've had two kids while being a male crossdresser? Pretty impressive.
I do now. Back when we were younger I hated her.
I mostly wanted to go to this college because I assumed all my classes would be about the network security/administration aspect and not throwing in a random ass math class, or a random ass English class, or a speech class, or a science class. But all my classes are good, I just wish I could get to my goal faster. I love my speech class though, the prof is cool, and my anatomy class is fun and interesting!
>My English teacher doesn't mind if I read manga in class unless he's lecturing and as long as I'm passing.
All i do is open up to thread.
My husband is actually the one who birthed the children. I love progress.
There is never enough incest hentai.
Is there a big difference between you dudes? My bros are like 10 years younger than me so I never got to know them, but most other people with siblings tell me that it's impossible not to hate your sister.
Kek, that sounds like a chill teacher.
But those classes are somewhat necessary to your major, maybe some aren't, but the information is useful to have and might come in handy at some point.
I'm doing Economics and I have to take four philosophy classes and five English classes. That and arabic for some fucking reason, spent my entire life dodging that subject and now it's come back to bite me.
And the divorce went well?
You'd make a great husband mother father sister whatever.
Sorry guys pizza came and mobile has been a bitch on me
Whats everyone up to?
High quality waifu
Even if she is a tiddy monster
It turns out a relationship built upon lies was doomed from the start. Who knew?
That's why i don't want to lie to you anymore.~
You're closer to me now, lets get together and have some fun.
i see her
I love living in the south
You can steal as many kids as you want, remember that.
I have to take a sociology class too like Psychology, and yeah I could tie them all back to my major, communications being VERY important because I need to explain things well.
>see a glas cube with a metroid in it
>shot the cage
>Metroid floats out
>try to shoot it
>scroll through my AUX ammunition
>Metroid charges at me
I did it... I freezed it and killed it... I'm not going to open up the other ones though.
>eyes still hurt from last time
im already giving you this one qt
already done with work? or you still need to go?
>Se a Glas outside
>Shoot him with Mac-11
>That thing is a fuckin sniper smg
Don't call her a monster, she is perfection!
Ok, time for shots!
done for the day. also next week is gonna be my last week working with this clown
nice job man, i knew you could do it
that actually makes me happy as fuck.
Terrible timing. I was just about to leave for work.
You are wonderful.
Sorry for annoying you today texas. See ya later
Good to see you
Anything on your end?
I'm sure you can hit the next one also if you are prepared
Oh well, see ya
yea sure, it was pretty great
it was with ham and cheese and baked in a stone oven
i have been home for about 4 hours now
Sisters are scary to be honest.
Especially since I have the bad habbit of biting my nails
I hope that having peaceful days and meeting a lot of people will make things better for me. I'll have long drives for now but it's ok as long as I have my music
Again. Great waifu. Just tiddy monster.
Eh, I was taking a shower. Have a good day at work.
>activate self destruction
>all metroids are outside now
>killing pirates and everything else alike
>fight my way through
>I have no more freeze shots
I don't have anymore freeze shots....
>get home from school
>mom is dad home?
>yes he is getting worse you know his diabetes and its your fault you and your brother push him to hard you are killing your parents
Pretty gooood, what about you?
Good to see you too qt Fran~ How are you?
im sure it will. what made you decide to do all this?
i mean call your new job and quit the old one?
yea i remember that
what a nice welcome, sorry man
how was school?
Anime is real, right?
he meant like food
that does sound good
I'm good, I saw a pretty tame squirrel on the way back from class. Sat and ate a granola bar. I got to pet him!
Great, I've gotta start getting ready for class though ^^
>Toss gas grenade
>Shout: "GAS TEH JEWS!"
>Kill 3 enemies
they produced me to be how I am so thiers that
school was k im still steamed about being tall meat a literal autist today he seems very usable fallowed me around like a puppy
Use punctuation you flaming psychopath.
it's not your fault my friend. Did you see the girl today?
I realized how bad it would be in the next months and I didn't want any of it. I'm not sure how to tell my parents I've downgraded jobs they'll be disappointed..
How cute and lucky!!!
Aw, that's sad, better be prepared!
yea it was pretty nice
although having dinner at 9pm is kinda weird
but cant complain
wow, did you get another puppet so quick?
what did he follow you around for though?
nah man its better for you, they will be proud you took a big step in your life
i wonder, how did your boss respond?
yeah sounds pretty good. i could go for hamburgers
>he seems very usable fallowed me around like a puppy
But that's pretty much the opposite of what you're into, isn't it?
Someone followed you around?
Read this, esdeath, and it is met, not meat. Meat is food.
I hope I see that qt lil fella again
Well, what did you have for dinner?
isnt it still morning for you?
a bit early for burgers right?
oh wait you are an amerifat you cant help it
Yeah, class is fun though, Anatomy!
I'm heading out now, gotta go to class and do college stuff.
>yea sure, it was pretty great
>it was with ham and cheese and baked in a stone oven
Tired Trips. Have a good night, jerk.
I'll tell him at the beginning of next week .Unless he makes plans for longer ahead then I'll tell him right away
why only grammar nazis care get over it im not here to write an essay
no tomorrow I do im gunna sit with her tehehe
I said hi and he starts going off about what he likes and that he is slightly autistic and then hes like come get a pizza with me ah christ I think ok sure I say he seems like he will be fun to play with
with girls I like being dominated with guys and undesirables I love being in a position of power lording over some autistic kid feels good man
yeah some autistic loner ill pretend to be friends with him to use him most likely
I will even hope for you as well!
Because it makes your crazy easier to follow.
I hope you enjoy being misunderstood you fucking crazy ass faggot.
I want that now, can you make it for me?
But how could you use him?
oh when you tell him to quit its just done immedeatly? that is pretty cool, i needed to end my monthly shift
So now you got a weekend to chill out with friends and make plans for a new life
you must be excited
hah sounds like a nice guy tbh
you shouldnt just toss everyone aside, they might actually be good irl friends
not really, i have no stone stove
sorry you probably need to to Italy if you want it
i was joking, are you gonna get some?
fast food or some fancy burger bar?
Good times ahead. Should be a fun day
No I start on the 20th so it will give him a week to look for a new rookie. Or fire me right away I don't really care at this point
Heh, I realise now that the Space Pirates must be extremely salty
>play single player, only me and three drones
>realize the space pirates must recognize me the whole time
>after all my Mech has a Pink Paint Job called Little Piggy
>Several of their facilities and operations were destroyed by one pink piggy Mech
why do you hate me? aren't you the first tomoko, who was nice to me and I have on steam.
It makes me look good and makes me feel higher up. also makes me look social so the girls like me. Its fun as shit aswell
he said savage, nigga and bless. All those words make me hate him.
>as a side not he isnt as cool as you
I hope so maybe she got taller
oh okay i misunderstood then, damn you changed pretty quick
should be a fun talk with the guy eh?
>savage, nigga and bless
toss that guy of the earth
and thanks man, makes me happy
The one you have on steam? Probably not.
Only person in these threads I have on steam is Ruri.
And I hate you because you are bat shit insane and don't realize it. Even tho the entire thread has been spelling it out to you, you just turn a blind eye and refuse to accept it.
You are a sociopath. Psychotic. And will probably turn into a serial killer in your later years.
Probably not. But I'm sure you'll get used to it
He's probably gonna be pissed because he will have to look for a new guy but that's pretty much it. Normally I wouldn't quit because I wouldn't want to disappoint him but this time it's nothing compared to the weight it will take off my shoulders
I can be nice and my therapist says im not a psychopath. he told me when I asked him my dude
>no one ever points out what makes me crazy.
hopefully. so how are you man?
>yeah some autistic loner ill pretend to be friends with him to use him most likely
>he will be fun to play with
>he seems very usable fallowed me around like a puppy
>my therapist says im not a psychopath
This is just in this thread.
You are a sociopath. And here's just a basic hint: If you need to see a mental shrink, you are not mentally well.
oh thats annoying. do you have ingredients to make your own?
i could maybe send some? with the internetz
yea thats the fun, he will be mad but got nothing to be mad about. you got the upper hand.
yea i bet, im sure you will feel a lot better and you will be able to express that
you up to anyhting dude?
I'm anxious about what's ahead of me but it should be alright I think. How was your day?
yeah I hope
why is using people to your advantage bad? is that not normal?
>pic related with alot of you people sometimes
just watching youtube for now, might play fallout
thats good it was ok nothing special.
good luck with it all man, i'll be here
eh i dont think the deliver companies bring food overseas
oh nice, what you watching?
>why is using people to your advantage bad? is that not normal?
Now you're really shooting yourself in the foot.
brownman, he's a streamer what are you up too?
why not? people do it all the time! people are not nice so, I play thier game with thier rules.
listening to some music, drake's new album is pretty good.
also finding new yuno pics
>like this one
now that i think of it what kind of music do you listen to?
Generally those people are not tossed aside like food wrappers, you mentally unstable future homicidal maniac.
im a weird one when It comes to music. mostly metal and whatever I like here this is one song
why should I care about others? seriously unless I need them why? tell me why? I honestly have no idea why people care for other random people?
Take care of your stomach big boy
you better be there
>pretty much all I have
im not a huge nightcore fan but some are pretty cool
also i cannot unlike this song
i kinda thought you were a metal fan, no offence ofc
like i could ever abondon you
dont be like that qt
It's not that you should care about them. It's that you should not willfully want to harm people who have never done you harm.
This guy genuinely wants a friend, unfortunately he found You. You don't want friends but are willing to lie and hurt this guy just to get something. Anything. Anything at all and you are willing to hurt someone.
This is not normal. Not feeling empathy toward people is what makes you a sociopath. Actively going out of your way to manipulate and hurt people is what makes you a sociopath.
I honestly hope this guy finds out who crazy and shit tier you are as a person and refrains from communicating with you.
inb4 MORE of Esdese's mental gymnastics.
pretty dead in here
you new? never seen a jinx claimer before
im doing good. yourself?
I've been on and off here from time to time. It's been months. Is the Syndra claimer still around?
I'm good. Got the cold, though.
i will mom
its ok just isnt your thing and yeah metal is great
I do in public but on here I like to show people that not everyone is perfect
lol thought for chan hated people with autisum this guy actually has it. also the made up rules you guys come up with like morals ethics and empathy. are outdated they are pointless at best
I honestly can't wait for you to enter the real world.
Maybe I'll get lucky and you won't turn into a homicidal maniac serial killer. Maybe you'll see how much of a terrible person you truly are and will change.
Or kill yourself.
Learn to separate Internet from Reality, kid.
>Outdated at best
I wanted to write somethign sarcastic and mean but you are a sociopath. There is no way around it.
oh okay my bad, i have only been here a month maybe two
yea he is but i think he might be sleeping because timezones
that sucks, is it bad or just a runny nose?
nah i like this one
i like nightcore when playing league
got any bands you especially like?
fuck i missed this
hope you didnt die
Runny nose and a cough. I can take it.
every thursday starting today is nickelback day.
i will only post nickelback music on thursdays due to this, anyone is free to join this madness but it is opt in.
mandatory cc claim
first off dont call me kid, like you are some old wise collage kid. second telling me to kill myself is messed up in its own way.
what does it get you? it does nothing but hole people back.
nomy, system of a down, ax7 and korn is all I can think of.
Listening to music. You?
First off, you are a child.
Second off, a dose of your own medicine can teach you a lot.
you will be remembered as the lazy ass who died because he was too lazy to make himself food
hey CC long time no see
for me at least
not a huge Nickleback fan so i will pass
how are you doing?
system of a down is pretty sweet, dont listen to it on a daily basis but i like new things from time to time
same, just my spotify playlist
right now this. what are you listening?
Empathy in and itself does get you nothing. But being able to feel empathy is a human skill which only animals do not have. But even animals do show empathy.
Empathizing with someone and offering them support can gain you their thanks though. If you do it often enough you may also get some offers and/or they'll be indebted to you
But the point is. Empathy is a basic human skill and animals only show signs of empathy. By that logic one could argue that you are an animal at best.
im not a child you fucking mongrel! I would gut you if you where here.
im the same way new songs are good I listen to alot of ost and game songs aswell
stil sounds useless. why restrict? yourself live life kill what you want, do with people as you wish. dont live the lie youve been feed.
ouch. guess im pretty boring if thats what people remember
Can't eat what you dish out, bitch boy?
Cry for me and I might apologize.
yea... i don't think i have seen you for a while either.
eh, i'm only doing it so i can listen to all his their stuff, i don't think they are a particularly good band, i just wanna get through all of it and scale it from best to worst.
pretty good, going to greece tomorrow so i may not be able to come on.
after greese im going to finland.
dont ask me why this is this way, my manager handles everything and i guess this was somehow easier, idk.
New site, without spaam !
New hot set. Enjoy
cry for you ha. you so tough when I cant get you! people who are usless to me like you I need dead. you are no better than me you hate just like all humans wich means you play my game aswell!
oh did I use the wrong word bo fucking wo we arent all sheltered nazis
So you are saying we should just give in to our instincts and turn into animals? That sounds useless in my opinion. We came so far and you want to go back?
We have the internet, we have safe shelters from nature, heck we are able to make so much food that we have too much of it.
If everyone would go just by their instincts we'd make so many steps backwards in technology. Suddenly all the farmers would be like "why should I only farm? I can do other things. I don't want to do this anymore since people are pushing me into this role."
It wouldn't be a problem if one or two farmer would do this, but imagine if everyone would suddenly thing that way.
Bam. No more Wheat. Bam. No more Bread, Bagels and other food.
Or maybe let me put it in another perspective
The freedom of one person can be the shackles of the other. If one person decides he is free to kill someone, he robs someone else of his freedom. And let's face it. If more people would have your mindset... You would not be on top of the foodchain. You'd get killed and slaughtered by the people with your mindset.
a lot of people seem to like that here
yea same, hotline miami is the best in that regard for me
nah man people remember people for how they died
you just happened the lazy way out, if you died crusading you'd be a hero
it kinda sucks that it became a meme to hate them, its just not my kind of music but i can understand people like it
damn thats a pretty sweet trip ahead of you. Greece and Finland both 10/10 countries. doing any cool visits while there?
having fun with league ya leaf?