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Okay faggots

I will be sending an email to Gabe Newell, aka Gaben aka Our Lord and Savior Gaben.

I want ONE WORD per post, and after this thread reaches around 100-150 replies, all your words will be send to him in his personal email address.

I start : Dear
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Gaben.
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>>703078741
How
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nigger
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>>703078741
3
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is
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your
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Schutzstaffel
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>>703079194
company?
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Inside
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kikes
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my
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>>703078741
half-life 3
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>>703079120
Not a word, won't be written
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Lufthanza
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>>703078741
Release
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>>703079359
I asked for 1 word, but eh ill take that
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normies
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ObamaficationOfHalfLife
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>>703078741
fat
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REEEEEEEEEEE
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Czechoslovakia
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macro
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Tallinn
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I'm
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really
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>>703078741
slampig
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TRUMP'N
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mad
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ejaculate
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Za
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BENIS
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for
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subhuman
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DRM
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some
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eugenics
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half
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niggers
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>>703078741
War
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>>703078741
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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life
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got
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urinating
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CUNT
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Oppenheimer.
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three
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>>703078741
Duuu
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everywhere
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guacamole
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confirmed.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
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Nazis
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portalZ
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Ejaculate
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Time
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Trump
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Huuge
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dump
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draven
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These
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Three
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OP here

Can you use capital letters less faggots?
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HALF
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LIFE
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THREE
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CONFIRMED
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Harambe
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dicks
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dick
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op HIRE

cAN YOU USE CAPITEL LITERS LESS FEGOTZ?
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tendies
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will
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capital
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cock-gobbler
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dick
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but
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dicks
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are
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deeks
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penis
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and
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jews
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. Furthermore
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corpulence
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>>703080533
>>703080677
damn two dubs in a row
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derailed
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Donald
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NEDM
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BUT!
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remember
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spiderman
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Cannot
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You
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with
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Melt
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Hitler
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again
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great
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Steel
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BITCH
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>>703078741
No one cares. Fuck off to Reddit.
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bowl
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Beams
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Isn't
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that
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Memes
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Thundercunt
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beans
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cumshot
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nigger
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Cunnilingus
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Faggot
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tornado
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cleans
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capitalism
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kys
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clears
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shrek
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Now,
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DLC
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fears
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Customer-service
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Československo
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BDSM
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feeds
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love
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hillary
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Fegelein
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sucks
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butthole
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>>703081433
seeds
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deep
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dickwaffle
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prolapse
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autonomously
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Hackers
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fuck
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motherland
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seems
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>>703081599

check'd
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bingo
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beams
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Rush B
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melt
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beans
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steelbeams
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Obama
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>>703081634
How is a simple double worth pointing out. Let alone fucking using that picture?
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stillbeans
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>>703078741
9gag
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mrbean
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>>703078741
Power
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dick
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dicks
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>>703081876

just someone spamming words, always checking if they got dubs, and freaking out when they actually do, while nobody else cares
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OP here.

I think im pretty satisfied with the result, wanna see it and tell me if it's alright?
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heritage
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>>703082173
>
sure why not op
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Nutted
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>>703082222
Checkeroonie
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>>703082222
nutted hard
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>>703082222
dubs
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I just realized 4chan is the perfect sample group for the internet. No matter where you take a random sample here, it'll always be perfectly representative
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>>703082362
Nice dubs faggot

check mine
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Dubs decide how we end the email - it doesn't have to one word, but keep it sorter than a sentence long
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respectfully
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>>703082399
>No matter where you take a random sample here, it'll always be perfectly shit.
FTFY
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check it gabe
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>>703082545
We obviously end the email with
"from the hacker known as 4chan"
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>>703082545
Kek'd indeed
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Schaumstoffmatratze
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>>703082545
Fron yur negga fren
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>>703082674
Rolling for this
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send tendies
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Gurkenglasscherben
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half life 3 for harambe
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You are beautiful in your own way lil Gaben

Dubs get
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>>703082545
Qill yourself
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Fraktalanomalie
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>>703082966
winrar
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>>703082966
checkd
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>>703082966
The winner
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>>703082966
Well shit check'd I guess
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>>703082545
end it:
They're always Watching me. Theyre always WATCHING me. Help.
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>>703078741
Now screenshot the e-mail
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>>703083181
Will deliever
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We forgot the subject

Gimme a subject and fast
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>>703083471
you aer beautifull, sir
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Application as director for human activity
seems harmless, so he'll open the email
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>>703083471
From the chan

Dubs get
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seig
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WHAT WILL BE SUBJECT

Next reply will be the subject
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human rights are not for fat rich niggers
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check'em
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>>703084211
stfu with your attention seeking bullshit
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Im so getting arrested lol
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>>703084211
>>703084313
Checkd
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>>703084420
Back to 9GAG faggot.
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>>703084456
well, OP delivered. Good night everyone
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>tfw
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night lil gaben
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>>703084603
NOW i deliever, the previous pick was nothing

Now we wait, OP will be back with reply.
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>>703084761
DELIEVERING
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>>703078741
1. Half Life 3 is never coming out
2. Gaben is no longer our lord, he's just another businessman trying to make a quick billion bucks.
3. Steam sales will never be as good as they were 4+ years ago.
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waiting for reply now
keep us updated, op, although it's the most likely that he'll ignore it
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>>703085257
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know...
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...so, until we get reply, anyone playing artificial academy 2?
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SKINS
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>>703086660
Locked Crates!

Locked Crates!
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