I will be sending an email to Gabe Newell, aka Gaben aka Our Lord and Savior Gaben.
I want ONE WORD per post, and after this thread reaches around 100-150 replies, all your words will be send to him in his personal email address.
I start : Dear
I just realized 4chan is the perfect sample group for the internet. No matter where you take a random sample here, it'll always be perfectly representative
Dubs decide how we end the email - it doesn't have to one word, but keep it sorter than a sentence long
We obviously end the email with
"from the hacker known as 4chan"
1. Half Life 3 is never coming out
2. Gaben is no longer our lord, he's just another businessman trying to make a quick billion bucks.
3. Steam sales will never be as good as they were 4+ years ago.
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know...