Okay faggots
I will be sending an email to Gabe Newell, aka Gaben aka Our Lord and Savior Gaben.
I want ONE WORD per post, and after this thread reaches around 100-150 replies, all your words will be send to him in his personal email address.
I start : Dear
Gaben.
>>703078741
How
nigger
is
your
Schutzstaffel
>>703079194
company?
Inside
kikes
my
>>703078741
half-life 3
>>703079120
Not a word, won't be written
Lufthanza
>>703078741
Release
>>703079359
I asked for 1 word, but eh ill take that
normies
ObamaficationOfHalfLife
>>703078741
fat
REEEEEEEEEEE
Czechoslovakia
macro
Tallinn
I'm
really
>>703078741
slampig
TRUMP'N
mad
ejaculate
Za
BENIS
for
subhuman
DRM
some
eugenics
half
niggers
>>703078741
War
>>703078741
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
life
got
urinating
CUNT
Oppenheimer.
three
>>703078741
Duuu
everywhere
guacamole
confirmed.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Nazis
portalZ
Ejaculate
Time
Trump
Huuge
dump
draven
These
Three
OP here
Can you use capital letters less faggots?
HALF
LIFE
THREE
CONFIRMED
Harambe
dicks
dick
op HIRE
cAN YOU USE CAPITEL LITERS LESS FEGOTZ?
tendies
will
capital
cock-gobbler
dick
but
dicks
are
deeks
penis
and
jews
. Furthermore
corpulence
>>703080533
>>703080677
damn two dubs in a row
derailed
Donald
NEDM
BUT!
remember
spiderman
Cannot
You
with
Melt
Hitler
again
great
Steel
BITCH
>>703078741
No one cares. Fuck off to Reddit.
bowl
Beams
Isn't
that
Memes
Thundercunt
beans
cumshot
nigger
Cunnilingus
Faggot
tornado
cleans
capitalism
kys
clears
shrek
Now,
DLC
fears
Customer-service
Československo
BDSM
feeds
love
hillary
Fegelein
sucks
butthole
>>703081433
seeds
deep
dickwaffle
prolapse
autonomously
Hackers
fuck
motherland
seems
>>703081599
check'd
bingo
beams
Rush B
melt
beans
steelbeams
Obama
>>703081634
How is a simple double worth pointing out. Let alone fucking using that picture?
stillbeans
>>703078741
9gag
mrbean
>>703078741
Power
dick
dicks
>>703081876
just someone spamming words, always checking if they got dubs, and freaking out when they actually do, while nobody else cares
OP here.
I think im pretty satisfied with the result, wanna see it and tell me if it's alright?
heritage
>>703082173
>
sure why not op
Nutted
>>703082222
Checkeroonie
>>703082222
nutted hard
>>703082222
dubs
I just realized 4chan is the perfect sample group for the internet. No matter where you take a random sample here, it'll always be perfectly representative
>>703082362
Nice dubs faggot
check mine
Dubs decide how we end the email - it doesn't have to one word, but keep it sorter than a sentence long
respectfully
>>703082399
>No matter where you take a random sample here, it'll always be perfectly shit.
FTFY
check it gabe
>>703082545
We obviously end the email with
"from the hacker known as 4chan"
>>703082545
Kek'd indeed
Schaumstoffmatratze
>>703082545
Fron yur negga fren
>>703082674
Rolling for this
send tendies
Gurkenglasscherben
half life 3 for harambe
You are beautiful in your own way lil Gaben
Dubs get
>>703082545
Qill yourself
Fraktalanomalie
>>703082966
winrar
>>703082966
checkd
>>703082966
The winner
>>703082966
Well shit check'd I guess
>>703082545
end it:
They're always Watching me. Theyre always WATCHING me. Help.
>>703078741
Now screenshot the e-mail
>>703083181
Will deliever
We forgot the subject
Gimme a subject and fast
>>703083471
you aer beautifull, sir
Application as director for human activity
seems harmless, so he'll open the email
>>703083471
From the chan
Dubs get
seig
WHAT WILL BE SUBJECT
Next reply will be the subject
human rights are not for fat rich niggers
check'em
>>703084211
stfu with your attention seeking bullshit
Im so getting arrested lol
>>703084211
>>703084313
Checkd
>>703084420
Back to 9GAG faggot.
>>703084456
well, OP delivered. Good night everyone
>tfw
night lil gaben
>>703084603
NOW i deliever, the previous pick was nothing
Now we wait, OP will be back with reply.
>>703084761
DELIEVERING
>>703078741
1. Half Life 3 is never coming out
2. Gaben is no longer our lord, he's just another businessman trying to make a quick billion bucks.
3. Steam sales will never be as good as they were 4+ years ago.
waiting for reply now
keep us updated, op, although it's the most likely that he'll ignore it
>>703085257
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know...
...so, until we get reply, anyone playing artificial academy 2?
SKINS
>>703086660
Locked Crates!
Locked Crates!
