Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Just had a shitty league game. I can't jungle
RIP you. How goes it otherwise? ^^
>I've never tried league
>Probably should at some point.
>>I've never tried league
>>Probably should at some point.
How WRONG you are.
LoL is a shit tier game and the people who defend it are brainwashed.
Only play of you like salt
It is, I hate it. I also love playing
Really? Is it that bad? I mean I'm not a huge fan of MOBA type games either way. Usually I've seen people enjoy it, but a lot of people don't like it too.
The game itself is fine, but the community is SHIT
That is the fun of it
>The game itself is fine
>but the community is SHIT
Yeah I've heard the community is ass cancer. I tried Dota 2 once, hated it, not for the community but for the gameplay.
>Never actually got into the community.
The game can be fun if you have some friends who're playing it with you.
Otherwise it's shit
>the community is SHIT
Yes, in low elo, the community is pretty fucked, but that's what you will find in every single community of people, be it games or anything else. Every community has a musty fruit.
Is made of people, not everyone is the same.
Flamers, trolls, idiots, AFKs, you'll find this kind of people in almost every multiplayer game, but surely in every MobA.
It's shit, go Get Paragon.
Paragon looks pretty cool ^^
Yeah I can see where that would come into play.
>Mfw very few friends to play vidya with
It's a perfectly functional MOBA, it may have a few balance issues with the whole over a hundred champions thing
Well, the game play is about the same
Why I only play with friends
I have been finding a lot of shitty people, feeders, flamers, and AFKers, recently in normals, not sure why
Exactly. It's shit. But everything's funny if you have friends to stir the shit with.
>very few friends who'd play LoL
I feel you
>Don't even have a PC good enough to play it
I feel me
A wise decision indeed
Waiting for the bus at the moment
You will never convince me that DotA or LoL or any MOBA is a good game.
I expected that a bit, the only other game I really liked that was MOBA was Bloodline Champions
I have a pretty good PC, I run Siege well enough and other games ^^
I rode public transport for about 10 years, can't do it anymore, I like driving a lot now ^^
Especially since I main support
Where you going?
To each their own
All of your waifu are shit and you should feel bad. Rei bae is best girl.
naps best idea
sorry for ignoring everyone
what did i miss?
Turns out my Excalibur was only 17 so im using that again
>calling other waifu shit
Top Zozzle friend.
All gravy man.
Just remember that Radial Blind ( 3 ) is very strong. It blinds any enemy within LOS and opens them up to Finishers. So not only does it benefit you to use it when surrounded, but your allies as well.
We're talkin bout MOBA's n stuff
I shoulda taken one when I got home but its too late now. I'm too awake. Kek.
What did you like about it?
Naps are the best!
Just that I suck at jingling
That must be great then. I'm envious.
Also heya Eru, how are you?
Oh yeah, that's shit playing alone. Most of the time people only nag at you for being bad, but when you can get your adc a quadra or pentakill it's not even worth mentioning...
I love being a support and healer
ah then i woke up just in time. MOBA master is in the house
where did you come back from?
its easy as fuck though,
>start bot side farm 3 camps
>gank mid with an insane long jump for lvl 3
>get mid fb and win
simple as that
I liked a few of the characters and I had a lot of fun playing and figuring out the game.
I'm pretty good, I made some friends in my Eng class this morning ^^
>I also read some manga. Btooom is really good.
I came back from college, I don't have class for another 3 hours so I figured why not come home and hang out a bit.
Paragon is one of the best Moba's right now.
Third person, cool ass heros.
And, the playerbase isn't complete cancer.
Maybe i'm just into post-pubescent chicks, asshole.
Or play voli and just fuck around. And since Shino had super bad lag, the "support" brand pops you immediately in a team fight.
Who the fuck focuses the tank?
Well, league has a fuckton of characters
I do enjoy the salt though
But would you hurt the anon behind chen?
Say that to my face, not online. See what happens.
Aren't the girls in Eva only like 16 too?
Nice try retard.
Btoom is nice, I lost interest in it after a while though.
I don't. Since I try to support to the best of my abilites I just can't deal with sarcasm. But when you give me constructive critic, I'm open to that. But only salt? Nah, that makes me even more salty
oh cool, nice to see you
i dont believe we have ever talked before honestly
what are you studying?
yea or you dont listen to the superior player
if you can pop the tank why not?
ive noticed it destroys things
maybe if they did something weird
You're all like parasites
with nothing to give
you're living in a crowded world and you're taking up place
when you don't live
IN MY HEAD THERES AN ENDLESS WAR
I'M STARING AT THE ONES I HATE AND NOBODY KNOWS HOW WRONG THEY ARE
IN MY HEAD I WOULD MAKE YOU FALL
I'M STARING AT THE ONES I HATE AND I REALLY CAN'T WAIT TO KILL YOU ALL
I'm the only one claiming Chen.
hows it going tomo?
True. Although I had a ton of fun with Bloodline, I eventually lost interest for one reason or another.
I just started reading, so far its good. I also downloaded the Upotte manga since my main experience is with the anime
I don't think so either but I like meeting/talking to new anons
I'm gonna be a Network Admin ^^
So they do
That's the fun of the game!
I still try my best though
But I dont have Zac
Just know when to use... O shit I messed up.
I forgot they changed Excaliburs abilities.
2 is Radial Blind, 3 is Radial Javelin.
Radial Javelin is nice, but the damage will fall off against higher level enemies, that is where Exalted Blade comes into play.
Know when to use Blind and Javelin.
>enemies surrounding allies and not everything is going too well
>ally is down and needs to be picked up
>oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
Javelin -> Blind
Just get Rhino and a Galatine.
Yeah, the beginning is really good and the mindgames they pull off are amazing. But sadly it just doesn't stop.
Nah, I hate saltiness without reason
I say you stay two-three threads before getting bored
He doesn't have those yet.
Work with what you have.
Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Excalibur.
I uhm am not that new tbh. But i just never saw you before. Happy to meet you either way
and thats pretty cool, already got a secure job after college?
I mean im sure a lot of people would hire you but some jobs help you get an education.
then dont jungle :v)
I have a deja-vu.
I feel like someone did this before.
That's not nice.
not sure but you would know if they did
playing warframe nothing much really
ok spam blind easy
Well, time to go to class
But it's funny!
All the other lanes were taken
Ah, so it just keeps fuckin with ya so you kinda expect it at some point or another and you're usually right?
I meant new to me, cause I'm a bit new, kek.
I know that if I don't get hired I can work for my old boss as a IT guy, he'd pay me around 20-25$/hr
We were smashing up an abandoned house, and a nest of opossums came out.
I post edgy lyrics from songs I unironically like
Fuck off ya arse
Sneaky ass nigga whatcha doing stalking me in thread?
Except that Excalibur is gay.
No it's not!
Kinda like that. It gets boring quick. But it's not bad.
Kek, I'm sorry Galil, I just had to post Reaper. It was too perfect
oh okay, it is something
i dont think i know the game, what kind of game is it?
or i guess if you are a lee sin kinda guy
if not then dodge
oh i see my bad, i dont really keep track anymore
when did you join? welcome btw
oh damn thats a pretty sweet pay. You wanna look for something better? to me this sounds like a pretty good deal already
thats nice did you burn them?
are they actually gross? they look pretty nasty but ive never really seen one
All ii do is stalk people online.
Like my wife of 3 years. Hope i get to meet her soon~
More or less.
>being this stupid
Yo dude, it's pretty good these days honestly. A lot more busy but for a good reason. How about you? Feeling better?
Hey, maybe at some point she will know you exist!
You make me feel like a fool in love~
its multiplayer just doing things solo. its grindy and im enjoying it so far
its a grind with different suits with different abilities and you can build guns and stuff. 3rd person shooter
im also working on the archwing quest and the Sicarus pistol
I wouldn't be surpised how many know who i post as
Fat black kid's apology gift claimed
I hope you die of cancer if you're here.
Archwing missions are terrible. I won't pity you because I'm stuck doing them too.
Good for MR.
So I got in your house like a quiet little mouse
I’m in love I suppose so I slept in your clothes
But in a frame with a man by your side my Diane
It was shaped like heart and my world fell apart
Then I waited a week for you to get back
And I knew where you'd go you were going to Jack
You opened the door I was hard to ignore
With blood in my face and with Jack in a case
Yeah this is who I am
I love you Diane!
God damn you Diane!
Forget about Jack he's not coming back
But I’m going to be your man
You're a real fucker sometimes, you know that Chara?
We got 2 with the sledgehammers but the rest ran off.We just threw them away with the rotting, piss covered carpet and stuff though.
They're pretty fucking gross, and aggressive.
>Being Jewish is worse than being British
Only thing worse than being a bongnis being Indian
thats good to hear, hows college going?
im doing alright, dont have a lot of time to feel about myself
dont have a good reason to anyway
oh i see. Not really my type of game
hope you have fun with it
Does it require high system?
Never noticed it.
Lisanna. Sexy and kindhearted!
She'll be the first woman who has ever done that!
I'll change my name to love
No, I didn't know that... Well actually yes, I do. Everyone is a fucker sometimes.
How are you?
Warframe Minimum System Requirements:
OS: Windows XP SP 3 or higher.
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+ (~2.2Ghz dual core CPU)
Memory: 2 GB RAM.
Graphics: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600.
Hard Drive: 5 GB free HD space.
I like a lot of Sabaton and Coldplay.
Ah, I'll probably like it then
I've been lurking for a while but I joined about two days ago. I decided to pick L85 cause she's best gun
>But she's not such a great rifle.
yeah i finished 2 of the missions the lynx was stupid hard to kill. yeah i needed a new secondary and this one was cheap
i am and my responses will slow down
its free to play so no not really i think. i dont have any problems running it myself and i am
Hey little girl on your way to class
Loved by all cause you got that ass
Cutest eyes and the greatest smile
For a year, for a time, for a little while
Somebody told me that you got old
Looking for someone that's made of gold
Hey little girl on your way to class
In a year they'll be gone cause you are an ass
No one's gonna love you when you're old
That's what they told, you better stay young baby
No one's gonna care when you are gone
So if you're done, you better die young baby
I'm good, but that MP5 is still Xbox hueg
>I love these new pics I got
I don't really like Coldplay and never listened to Sabatom tbh
Cats aren't persons. But you understood it's a joke, you're smart enough for that.
>tfw mine is at least 3 times
Being a bong is better than being a filthy jewboi.
Are you a jew too?
Decent enough yo, scholarship and stuff. Got a week of vacation now cause of some religious holiday and then the only class I have is a 2 hour class on thursday, I'll be free for the next 10 days.
What about that one that called the cops? Certainly she noticed you.
I'm too lazy to search it myself.
Saw that shit nigga? Paid you the smug tax right away.
wtf why even make such a mess?
thats nasty, i didnt know they were aggresive though
sounds like a nice job you have there my man.
now you mention i remember seeing more of her last few days
i dont know much about guns excuse me, not a /k/ fag but i try to follow your conversations
where do you live if i may ask? since your college was just done you said
that is fine, slow thread is comfy
im already impressed you answer at all because that shit is hard imo
oh that is pretty sweet, another plus of studying there i guess
what was it you study again?
You're fine too~
For legal reason i must maintain that i never saw her that night and i hope she is found.
Sabaton is really good Metal, a lot of it is War/WW2 themed but I like it a lot
I live in Idaho. Its a nice state for /k/ommandos.
>In the anime its also relevant how much she jams and whatnot
>Although the A2 model fixes most of the problems.
I getcha, try out the Lex in the mean time. I think you can still purchase it outright with Credits.
I literally JUST posted it.
I made it for you, lovely.
Yes, you fucking faggot.
That's why I fucking said that I'm too lazy to search it myself.
it is if you like that sort of thing
its not that hard. class today?
i checked and yeah you can but i already have the sicarus on my character and lex is 50k
Enjoy your Starting tier frame.
OI WOTSIT YA SAYEN YA LI'EL CUNT A'LL FUKK YA OPP
And no, but I love Galil no matter her nationality and religion.
We're ripping up the carpet and boards underneath anyway, and they can carry all kinds of disease so if someone got bit, we'd all be in trouble
Yeah, its not bad, we get to act like sledgehammers are our dicks and break stuff.
War is good, WW2 is good as well
oh okay, why is it better than other states?
i though USA was good in general for you guys
>i never watched it but i thought that would be kinda obvious
i might though because galil and she are cute
kek haha, hope you got some long pants on because an infection isnt fun
Alright, we can keep talking then.
And that's a good answer.
Your elitism is leaking :^^^^^)
Saw who? Nobody! There was nobody there! It never happened.
Well economics now, it's gonna be a bit harder than business but I'll just study that much more. It's all good. I got a reason now, finally.
So just say thank you instead of being a cunt?
Or nothing at all? Fucking cunt.
She probably just ran away...
Yeah ^^ plus its some really good metal and the vocals aren't drowned out.
USA is good, but Idaho has FANTASTIC gun laws, you can open carry and nobody bugs you, you can conceal carry without permit if over 21
>Special permits required for college and whatnot but as long as it isn't in the building its good.
You are in pain
Take your life, take your life with cocaine
But I am who I am, so I do what I can when I can
But I can't really do a damn thing
So fine, this day
All your problems has gone away
But tomorrow, when you wake up
All your problems are back to stay
Your life a game
Turn it up, turn it up with cocaine
And every time that you live
Is a time when you feel and the only time you heal
Yeah I don't fuck around when we go to these places, I wear some thick ass pants tucked in my boots, full length sleeves and big old gloves, fuck getting bit by something and fuck having cockroaches up my legs or sleeves
Also, while USA may be a better country for guns than most, its still some really restricted shit.
You guys are both retarded
If I didn't love her would I have 80+ pictures of her and post her here and get mad when people insult her?
Ay, I'm good man.
That's the thing with new pics. I also love them and post them all the time and then I get bored and use old ones and new ones
purge teh newfages xD
Ayo homie, not gonna lie I don't really care either way about the bong thing, just love Karen.
How's it hanging?
Yeah totally, nothing. Nothing happened. She just left home.
She's probably safe and cozy in somebody's basement somewhere.
I mean the first part no but I guess getting mad is loving her.
Also Galil a shit c:
Do more endless missions like Excavation and Survival for credits.
I'd also get a Carrier as soon as possible, Carrier is a sentinel that will pick items up for you.
Check his blueprint in the Marketplace to see if you can make him.
Well she can't have my mom's basement, it's taken.
I get that, kek. Karen is pretty cool ^^
Going pretty good, chillin, killing time before my Anatomy class.
The most popular anon here
>If I didn't love her would I have 80+ pictures of her and post her here and get mad when people insult her?
>Browsing /ak/ thread on /k/
>Someone posts a screenshot
>SOMEONE CAME ON MY RAIFU
Relaaaaaaax. I'm only muckin' about.
I know what you're wondering.
What's in the canister?
Karen is the raddest blonde around, and don't you forget it.
Yeah? You enjoy that shit?
>forgetting that Chen is the most popular waifu
Na, i think that era is over
It's texas tomo. I'm his secret brother shhhhhh
Yeah, anatomy is cool as fuck!
>Although I'm gonna be a network admin
>Just needed a science credit