Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703054404
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Eru Claim!
Just had a shitty league game. I can't jungle
>>703071475
nice pic
Claimed.
>>703071635
RIP you. How goes it otherwise? ^^
>I've never tried league
>Probably should at some point.
Arigato ne Oniichan
>>703071793
>>I've never tried league
>>Probably should at some point.
How WRONG you are.
LoL is a shit tier game and the people who defend it are brainwashed.
>>703071793
Only play of you like salt
>>703071939
It is, I hate it. I also love playing
>>703071383
>>703071918
I'm not a meme.
>>703071939
Really? Is it that bad? I mean I'm not a huge fan of MOBA type games either way. Usually I've seen people enjoy it, but a lot of people don't like it too.
>>703072062
I see, kek.
>>703072095
Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>703072113
The game itself is fine, but the community is SHIT
>>703072149
That is the fun of it
>>703072323
Why wouldn't I answer a call from daddy?
>>703072390
>The game itself is fine
I disagree
>but the community is SHIT
I agree
>>703072390
Yeah I've heard the community is ass cancer. I tried Dota 2 once, hated it, not for the community but for the gameplay.
>Never actually got into the community.
>>703072568
The game can be fun if you have some friends who're playing it with you.
Otherwise it's shit
>>703072390
>the community is SHIT
Not really.
Yes, in low elo, the community is pretty fucked, but that's what you will find in every single community of people, be it games or anything else. Every community has a musty fruit.
Is made of people, not everyone is the same.
Flamers, trolls, idiots, AFKs, you'll find this kind of people in almost every multiplayer game, but surely in every MobA.
>>703072695
>if you have friends
LoL confirmed shit
still here
and
>>703070377
i wouldnt hurt the chen
>>703071793
It's shit, go Get Paragon.
>>703072732
I'm usually all of the above. I don't play team games anymore.
Daddy?
>>703072860
Paragon looks pretty cool ^^
>>703072695
>Friends
Yeah I can see where that would come into play.
>Mfw very few friends to play vidya with
RIP
>>703072568
It's a perfectly functional MOBA, it may have a few balance issues with the whole over a hundred champions thing
>>703072592
Well, the game play is about the same
>>703072695
Why I only play with friends
>>703072732
I have been finding a lot of shitty people, feeders, flamers, and AFKers, recently in normals, not sure why
>>703072775
Exactly. It's shit. But everything's funny if you have friends to stir the shit with.
>>703073046
>very few friends who'd play LoL
I feel you
>Don't even have a PC good enough to play it
I feel me
>>703073160
A wise decision indeed
Claiming Felix
Waiting for the bus at the moment
>>703073160
You will never convince me that DotA or LoL or any MOBA is a good game.
>>703073422
Cool.
>>703073160
I expected that a bit, the only other game I really liked that was MOBA was Bloodline Champions
>>703073233
I have a pretty good PC, I run Siege well enough and other games ^^
>>703073367
>Bus
I rode public transport for about 10 years, can't do it anymore, I like driving a lot now ^^
>>703073233
Especially since I main support
>>703073367
Where you going?
>>703073422
To each their own
All of your waifu are shit and you should feel bad. Rei bae is best girl.
naps best idea
>claimed
sorry for ignoring everyone
what did i miss?
>>703073422
Turns out my Excalibur was only 17 so im using that again
>>703073602
>Rei-fag
>calling other waifu shit
Top Zozzle friend.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703073680
All gravy man.
Just remember that Radial Blind ( 3 ) is very strong. It blinds any enemy within LOS and opens them up to Finishers. So not only does it benefit you to use it when surrounded, but your allies as well.
>>703073668
We're talkin bout MOBA's n stuff
>Nap
I shoulda taken one when I got home but its too late now. I'm too awake. Kek.
>>703073569
What did you like about it?
>>703073668
Naps are the best!
Just that I suck at jingling
>>703073754
Balls
>>703073847
Jungling
Fuck auto correct
>>703073569
That must be great then. I'm envious.
Also heya Eru, how are you?
>>703073570
Oh yeah, that's shit playing alone. Most of the time people only nag at you for being bad, but when you can get your adc a quadra or pentakill it's not even worth mentioning...
I love being a support and healer
>>703073846
ah then i woke up just in time. MOBA master is in the house
where did you come back from?
>>703073847
its easy as fuck though,
>pick zac
>start bot side farm 3 camps
>gank mid with an insane long jump for lvl 3
>get mid fb and win
simple as that
>>703073847
I liked a few of the characters and I had a lot of fun playing and figuring out the game.
>>703073971
I'm pretty good, I made some friends in my Eng class this morning ^^
>I also read some manga. Btooom is really good.
>>703074107
I came back from college, I don't have class for another 3 hours so I figured why not come home and hang out a bit.
>>703073046
Paragon is one of the best Moba's right now.
Third person, cool ass heros.
And, the playerbase isn't complete cancer.
>>703073683
Maybe i'm just into post-pubescent chicks, asshole.
>>703074107
Or play voli and just fuck around. And since Shino had super bad lag, the "support" brand pops you immediately in a team fight.
Who the fuck focuses the tank?
>>703074254
Well, league has a fuckton of characters
>>703073971
I do enjoy the salt though
>>703072858
Cute.
But would you hurt the anon behind chen?
>>703074343
N
I
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G
E
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>>703074443
That's like 30 different people though.
>>703074509
Say that to my face, not online. See what happens.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>703073847
Head screws.
>>703074601
No marky no
>>703074343
>Tomoko
>pre-pubescent
Aren't the girls in Eva only like 16 too?
Nice try retard.
>>703074601
Pretty sure this isn't a ylyl thread but thanks for the giggle
>>703074254
That's great!
Btoom is nice, I lost interest in it after a while though.
>>703074442
I don't. Since I try to support to the best of my abilites I just can't deal with sarcasm. But when you give me constructive critic, I'm open to that. But only salt? Nah, that makes me even more salty
>>703074254
oh cool, nice to see you
i dont believe we have ever talked before honestly
what are you studying?
>>703074442
yea or you dont listen to the superior player
if you can pop the tank why not?
>>703073233
Ich glaube wir reden aneinander vorbei, aber ist in Ordnung
>>703073668
welcome back
>>703073783
ive noticed it destroys things
>>703074443
maybe if they did something weird
>>703074601
markiplier would probably whoop my ass, but i would fight him anyways.
Cancer
You're all like parasites
with nothing to give
you're living in a crowded world and you're taking up place
when you don't live
IN MY HEAD THERES AN ENDLESS WAR
I'M STARING AT THE ONES I HATE AND NOBODY KNOWS HOW WRONG THEY ARE
IN MY HEAD I WOULD MAKE YOU FALL
I'M STARING AT THE ONES I HATE AND I REALLY CAN'T WAIT TO KILL YOU ALL
>>703074893
Yes?
>>703074569
Huh?
I'm the only one claiming Chen.
>>703074756
Like what?
>>703074985
Chen is a concept that flows through us all.
>>703074756
hows it going tomo?
>>703074901
hey galil
hows work?
>>703074442
True. Although I had a ton of fun with Bloodline, I eventually lost interest for one reason or another.
>>703074702
I just started reading, so far its good. I also downloaded the Upotte manga since my main experience is with the anime
>>703074707
I don't think so either but I like meeting/talking to new anons
I'm gonna be a Network Admin ^^
>>703074901
Galil? Kek
>>703074653
So they do
>>703074702
That's the fun of the game!
I still try my best though
>>703074707
But I dont have Zac
>>703074901
That's my jam
>>703074756
Just know when to use... O shit I messed up.
I forgot they changed Excaliburs abilities.
2 is Radial Blind, 3 is Radial Javelin.
Radial Javelin is nice, but the damage will fall off against higher level enemies, that is where Exalted Blade comes into play.
Know when to use Blind and Javelin.
>enemies surrounding allies and not everything is going too well
Blind
>ally is down and needs to be picked up
Blind
>oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
Javelin -> Blind
>>703075100
What did he mean by that?
>>703075224
>Using Excalibur
Just get Rhino and a Galatine.
>>703075164
Yeah, the beginning is really good and the mindgames they pull off are amazing. But sadly it just doesn't stop.
>>703075181
Nah, I hate saltiness without reason
>>703075307
I say you stay two-three threads before getting bored
>>703075261
Chen is not a person.
>>703075369
He doesn't have those yet.
Work with what you have.
Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Excalibur.
>>703075261
We all have a little bit of chen inside of us.
>>703075416
Mai is a person who is also chen
>>703075164
I uhm am not that new tbh. But i just never saw you before. Happy to meet you either way
and thats pretty cool, already got a secure job after college?
I mean im sure a lot of people would hire you but some jobs help you get an education.
>>703075181
then dont jungle :v)
>>703075598
Ohayou
>>703075469
Um, okay.
I have a deja-vu.
I feel like someone did this before.
>>703075416
That's not nice.
>>703074985
not sure but you would know if they did
>>703075102
playing warframe nothing much really
>>703075224
ok spam blind easy
>>703075772
Akira a cute
Well, time to go to class
>>703075395
But it's funny!
>>703075495
All the other lanes were taken
Even support
>>703075697
What's happening my anon?
>>703075395
Ah, so it just keeps fuckin with ya so you kinda expect it at some point or another and you're usually right?
>>703075495
I meant new to me, cause I'm a bit new, kek.
I know that if I don't get hired I can work for my old boss as a IT guy, he'd pay me around 20-25$/hr
best grill
>>703075836
>warframe
Is it multiplayer/fun?
>>703075873
Ohyouknow
>>703075102
We were smashing up an abandoned house, and a nest of opossums came out.
>>703075164
I post edgy lyrics from songs I unironically like
>>703075219
Fuck off ya arse
Chen/Mai is a anon that nobody liked.Then he took on a couple different personas.
that still, no one liked.
>>703076026
Sneaky ass nigga whatcha doing stalking me in thread?
>>703075440
Except that Excalibur is gay.
>>703076026
>>703075772
>my waifu isn't in there
>>703075845
No it's not!
>>703075900
Kinda like that. It gets boring quick. But it's not bad.
>>703076047
Kek, I'm sorry Galil, I just had to post Reaper. It was too perfect
>>703076121
>Bong
>>703076056
www.waifutheories.com
>>703075836
oh okay, it is something
i dont think i know the game, what kind of game is it?
>>703075873
hey karen
hows life?
>>703075845
then dodge
or i guess if you are a lee sin kinda guy
if not then dodge
>>703075900
oh i see my bad, i dont really keep track anymore
when did you join? welcome btw
oh damn thats a pretty sweet pay. You wanna look for something better? to me this sounds like a pretty good deal already
>>703076047
thats nice did you burn them?
are they actually gross? they look pretty nasty but ive never really seen one
>>703076188
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>>703076121
All ii do is stalk people online.
Like my wife of 3 years. Hope i get to meet her soon~
>>703076056
Tell me then
Who are his other personas?
>>703075836
More or less.
>>703076158
>being this stupid
>>703076285
>jew detected
>>703076356
Yo dude, it's pretty good these days honestly. A lot more busy but for a good reason. How about you? Feeling better?
>>703076437
Hey, maybe at some point she will know you exist!
>>703076437
You make me feel like a fool in love~
>>703076006
its multiplayer just doing things solo. its grindy and im enjoying it so far
>>703076356
its a grind with different suits with different abilities and you can build guns and stuff. 3rd person shooter
>>703076490
im also working on the archwing quest and the Sicarus pistol
I wouldn't be surpised how many know who i post as
Fat black kid's apology gift claimed
>>703076595
Hand cunt.
I hope you die of cancer if you're here.
>>703076591
Archwing missions are terrible. I won't pity you because I'm stuck doing them too.
>Sicarus
Good for MR.
>>703076595
>>703076665
Where the FUCK IS HIS LEFT HAND?
So I got in your house like a quiet little mouse
I’m in love I suppose so I slept in your clothes
But in a frame with a man by your side my Diane
It was shaped like heart and my world fell apart
Then I waited a week for you to get back
And I knew where you'd go you were going to Jack
You opened the door I was hard to ignore
With blood in my face and with Jack in a case
Yeah this is who I am
I love you Diane!
God damn you Diane!
Forget about Jack he's not coming back
But I’m going to be your man
>>703076260
You're a real fucker sometimes, you know that Chara?
>>703076356
We got 2 with the sledgehammers but the rest ran off.We just threw them away with the rotting, piss covered carpet and stuff though.
They're pretty fucking gross, and aggressive.
>>703076503
>Being Jewish is worse than being British
Only thing worse than being a bongnis being Indian
>>703076503
thats good to hear, hows college going?
im doing alright, dont have a lot of time to feel about myself
dont have a good reason to anyway
>>703076591
oh i see. Not really my type of game
hope you have fun with it
>>703075989
Let's all love lain!
>>703076591
Does it require high system?
Have fun.
>>703076705
Never noticed it.
>>703076794
Shitty lyrics.
>>703071475
Lisanna. Sexy and kindhearted!
>>703076595
nico?
>>703076503
She'll be the first woman who has ever done that!
>>703076557
I'll change my name to love
>>703076794
No, I didn't know that... Well actually yes, I do. Everyone is a fucker sometimes.
How are you?
>>703076857
Warframe Minimum System Requirements:
OS: Windows XP SP 3 or higher.
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+ (~2.2Ghz dual core CPU)
Memory: 2 GB RAM.
Graphics: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600.
DirectX: 9.0c.
Hard Drive: 5 GB free HD space.
>>703076047
Ah, nice.
I like a lot of Sabaton and Coldplay.
>>703076260
Ah, I'll probably like it then
>>703076356
I've been lurking for a while but I joined about two days ago. I decided to pick L85 cause she's best gun
>But she's not such a great rifle.
>>703076672
yeah i finished 2 of the missions the lynx was stupid hard to kill. yeah i needed a new secondary and this one was cheap
>>703076802
i am and my responses will slow down
>>703076857
its free to play so no not really i think. i dont have any problems running it myself and i am
>>703076857
Hey little girl on your way to class
Loved by all cause you got that ass
Cutest eyes and the greatest smile
For a year, for a time, for a little while
Somebody told me that you got old
Looking for someone that's made of gold
Hey little girl on your way to class
In a year they'll be gone cause you are an ass
No one's gonna love you when you're old
That's what they told, you better stay young baby
No one's gonna care when you are gone
So if you're done, you better die young baby
>>703076989
Tru
I'm good, but that MP5 is still Xbox hueg
>I love these new pics I got
>>703077100
I don't really like Coldplay and never listened to Sabatom tbh
>>703077066
>Core 2 Duo
Muh dick.
>>703075772
Cats aren't persons. But you understood it's a joke, you're smart enough for that.
>>703076193
>tfw mine is at least 3 times
>>703076984
You're fine
>>703076794
Being a bong is better than being a filthy jewboi.
Are you a jew too?
>>703076802
Decent enough yo, scholarship and stuff. Got a week of vacation now cause of some religious holiday and then the only class I have is a 2 hour class on thursday, I'll be free for the next 10 days.
>>703076984
What about that one that called the cops? Certainly she noticed you.
>>703076665
Not even
>>703076674
Lil Galky
>>703076971
Nope
>>703077066
I'm too lazy to search it myself.
>>703077170
Seems cool.
>>703077344
Saw that shit nigga? Paid you the smug tax right away.
>>703076794
wtf why even make such a mess?
thats nasty, i didnt know they were aggresive though
sounds like a nice job you have there my man.
>>703077100
now you mention i remember seeing more of her last few days
i dont know much about guns excuse me, not a /k/ fag but i try to follow your conversations
where do you live if i may ask? since your college was just done you said
>>703077170
that is fine, slow thread is comfy
im already impressed you answer at all because that shit is hard imo
>>703077342
oh that is pretty sweet, another plus of studying there i guess
what was it you study again?
>>703077290
You're fine too~
Real fine~
>>703077342
For legal reason i must maintain that i never saw her that night and i hope she is found.
>>703077192
Sabaton is really good Metal, a lot of it is War/WW2 themed but I like it a lot
>>703077495
I live in Idaho. Its a nice state for /k/ommandos.
>In the anime its also relevant how much she jams and whatnot
>Although the A2 model fixes most of the problems.
>>703077170
I getcha, try out the Lex in the mean time. I think you can still purchase it outright with Credits.
>>703077428
I literally JUST posted it.
>>703077264
I made it for you, lovely.
>>703077776
Yes, you fucking faggot.
That's why I fucking said that I'm too lazy to search it myself.
>>703077466
Lmao thanks dude. Haven't done that in a looooong time. But would all these new fags have smugs for the smug tax collector?~
>>703077428
it is if you like that sort of thing
>>703077495
its not that hard. class today?
>>703077776
i checked and yeah you can but i already have the sicarus on my character and lex is 50k
>>703076490
>Liking excalibur
Enjoy your Starting tier frame.
>>703077342
OI WOTSIT YA SAYEN YA LI'EL CUNT A'LL FUKK YA OPP
And no, but I love Galil no matter her nationality and religion.
>>703077495
We're ripping up the carpet and boards underneath anyway, and they can carry all kinds of disease so if someone got bit, we'd all be in trouble
Yeah, its not bad, we get to act like sledgehammers are our dicks and break stuff.
>>703077712
War is good, WW2 is good as well
>>703077882
I guess? Whatever? I don't understand.
>>703077908
50k credits is a drop in the bucket.
>>703077934
>not liking Excalibur
K then. I will. Don't forget to buy plat.
>>703078085
Forgot image.
>>703077712
oh okay, why is it better than other states?
i though USA was good in general for you guys
>i never watched it but i thought that would be kinda obvious
i might though because galil and she are cute
>>703077955
kek haha, hope you got some long pants on because an infection isnt fun
>>703078085
You posted it.
It was something like, "thanks for posting it, I was too lazy to seach it myself" thing
>>703077955
Alright, we can keep talking then.
And that's a good answer.
>>703077889
Your elitism is leaking :^^^^^)
>>703077711
Saw who? Nobody! There was nobody there! It never happened.
>>703077495
Well economics now, it's gonna be a bit harder than business but I'll just study that much more. It's all good. I got a reason now, finally.
>>703078263
So just say thank you instead of being a cunt?
Or nothing at all? Fucking cunt.
>>703078362
Calamity-masu'd
How are ya all?
>>703077882
4u
>>703078309
She probably just ran away...
>>703077955
Yeah ^^ plus its some really good metal and the vocals aren't drowned out.
>>703078183
USA is good, but Idaho has FANTASTIC gun laws, you can open carry and nobody bugs you, you can conceal carry without permit if over 21
>Special permits required for college and whatnot but as long as it isn't in the building its good.
>>703078309
Fellow bong
>>703078309
Le newfags gtfo out of muh thread pls!!!!!!! :^^^^^^^^^))))))))))))
You are in pain
Take your life, take your life with cocaine
But I am who I am, so I do what I can when I can
But I can't really do a damn thing
So fine, this day
All your problems has gone away
But tomorrow, when you wake up
All your problems are back to stay
Your life a game
Turn it up, turn it up with cocaine
And every time that you live
Is a time when you feel and the only time you heal
>>703078183
Yeah I don't fuck around when we go to these places, I wear some thick ass pants tucked in my boots, full length sleeves and big old gloves, fuck getting bit by something and fuck having cockroaches up my legs or sleeves
Also, while USA may be a better country for guns than most, its still some really restricted shit.
>>703078362
>>703078263
You guys are both retarded
>>703078309
If I didn't love her would I have 80+ pictures of her and post her here and get mad when people insult her?
>>703078495
Ay, I'm good man.
>>703078595
no i like it here
claim
>>703078514
Good shit.
>>703077192
That's the thing with new pics. I also love them and post them all the time and then I get bored and use old ones and new ones
>>703078085
when you have none its a lot
>>703078595
purge teh newfages xD
>>703078559
Ayo homie, not gonna lie I don't really care either way about the bong thing, just love Karen.
How's it hanging?
>>703078538
Yeah totally, nothing. Nothing happened. She just left home.
She's probably safe and cozy in somebody's basement somewhere.
>>703078670
I mean the first part no but I guess getting mad is loving her.
Also Galil a shit c:
>>703078966
Do more endless missions like Excavation and Survival for credits.
I'd also get a Carrier as soon as possible, Carrier is a sentinel that will pick items up for you.
Check his blueprint in the Marketplace to see if you can make him.
>>703079068
Well she can't have my mom's basement, it's taken.
>>703079068
>Claims Karen
>Says Galil is shit
>>703079147
By... who?
>>703079068
I get that, kek. Karen is pretty cool ^^
Going pretty good, chillin, killing time before my Anatomy class.
>>703078756
I says pllllssssssssssss
>>703079068
Burn them all! x3
>>703079204
The most popular anon here
>>703079450
Esdeath lives in your moms basement?
>>703079585
Thats a fuckin horror story right there.
>>703079450
Hand cunt?
>>703078670
>If I didn't love her would I have 80+ pictures of her and post her here and get mad when people insult her?
Yes.
Something something you're cancer.
I don't really care, just satisfying an anon for his thirsty need of shitposting.
t. HG fag.
>Browsing /ak/ thread on /k/
>Someone posts a screenshot
>Open it
>SOMEONE CAME ON MY RAIFU
KILL ME
>>703079177
Relaaaaaaax. I'm only muckin' about.
I know what you're wondering.
What's in the canister?
>>703079330
Karen is the raddest blonde around, and don't you forget it.
Yeah? You enjoy that shit?
>>703079450
>>703079643
>forgetting that Chen is the most popular waifu
>>703079643
Na, i think that era is over
>>703079879
It's texas tomo. I'm his secret brother shhhhhh
>>703079878
>
>>703079879
Yeah, anatomy is cool as fuck!
>Although I'm gonna be a network admin
>Just needed a science credit
>>703079100
ok i will carrier
>>703080221
hello there little boat
>>703080221
Morning SSS
>>703079774
???
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