I really hate to do this, but i'm starving and i have no money or food. i haven't been able to work for about a week because I've been sick. I get paid tomorrow my check will be fucking weak, but right now all i have is about three stale tortillas in my pantry and i was hoping maybe some of you angels could spare a couple bucks in my pay pal so i could order a small pizza or something to hold me over til tomorrow. my PP is: [email protected]
Have a brain snack
You'll be smarter
Insects are a cheap, plentiful source of protein
I just got finished with a 4 day fast. Today was the first time I have eaten in 5 days.
I think you will be okay, OP. After the first 12 hours or so of being really hungry, you stop being so hungry. If you have access to any type of ephedrine, take it to help suppress your appetite. Inversely, drink enough water that you feel full.
Good luck, OP. Best of wishes
you do not actually have to eat food. that is a lie sold to you by capitalists to stimulate the food industry. your brain thinks it is dependent on food but it is only trained that way. ignore the thoughts and feelings and after about a week you will feel just fine.
I know that. It is unfortunate. If I had currency in a digital form I would send you $25 for pizza. I wish I did. I am just trying to tell you that you will be okay after this is over.
It will feel like shit for a while, but you will be okay. Also, if you don't get any food today, don't eat too quickly when you get food again. If you eat too quickly after even one day of not eating, you're liable to make yourself vomit or feel sick.
Take care, OP. I honestly wish for the beat.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Unless a clown poops on it.
>this is fucked up. im just asking for a couple of dollars.
on 4chan of all places, and you expect to get treated nicely?
you're naive, and you don't deserve money. jesus christ dude, do you have any critical thinking skills at all?
Yeah man sure in that case here's your money
Ordering a small pizza?! That's freakin ridiculous pure decadency. The most inefficient way to invest money in food. I suggest noodles or rice. Put some ketchup on it and you'll be fine for a weak withe same amount of money you'd use for one pizza.
I'm just asking for you to die fagwad von pleblord
You're the dick for allowing your pantry to be so poorly stocked and then expecting other people to facilitate your lazy shit lifestyle. For 6 bucks you can have a week's worth of peanut butter sandwiches, chop chop faggot
take pictures of the inside of your fridge, freezer, and at least 4 cupboards and i'll send you 10$ if there's literally nothing to eat
don't try to fuck me around and empty out shit before you take the pics, you have literally 5 mins from the second this is posted
Fucking hell, this carne asada burrito is about to be so Fucking good.
OP post a pic or your face with a time stamped sign saying I'm a faggot Internet beggar and I'm using this money for drugs. Then I'll send you the 20 for pizza. At least then I'll know you've been honest with me
OP I'm telling you I will literally order food for you and have it sent to your door and you're still begging for money man? Come on dude you're on some other shit then. You're hungry for something, it ain't food
buy a fucking tub of oatmeal for $5, that's 30 meals right there
Seems like the beggars around my grocery store, I've literally offered to take them inside to buy groceries but they refused and just want the money. Even had them send a kid once and ask only for money.
You're so fucking full of shit. Every time someone says something you always come up with a new excuse. If anyone actually believes this faggot you're a fucking retard and deserve to be scammed out of your money.
Hope you starve to death OP. I'll bring some food to your grave.
OP here, I appreciate the offers, but I just remembered that cum has protein. So I just finished into my hand and ate it and I think that can sustain me until I can find more, I saw some guys down the road hanging around maybe they can help feed me more
Honestly those 3 tortillas have enough carbs to sustain you. Put cheese or something on them and you're good. You must have Sriracha or ketchup or something. Flick pickle juice on it faggot
ok fuck it. i live on college residence so it doesn't really matter anyways. if someone prank orders for me i'll just blame the other students.
100 college drive, North Bay, ON (Canada)
lower residence, building C19, room 214
tell the driver to call 705478 8195 when he's there
please don't fuck me anon
Food hall bitch, get there. If you don't have a meal plan, have one of your /b/ros sneak shit out to you. Did this all the time in a pinch back in the day.
Fuck, are you this retarded?
Quit spending all your money on drugs dumbass good food powers your body not meth
So you're the moron who bounced the clown check??
our residence isn't connected to the college. meal plans here only cover you for breakfast/lunches, and it's not an actual meal plan. you just load up a card with over 400 bucks and you get a 10% discount at the caf if you do.
op, since you are here like few months because it shows let me tell you this, abandon this thread, wait for it to 404, then make another one and think of what you can do in order to entertain /b/, self-harming will work wonders and many previous cases shown, if you will be creative and think of something like space programme for a frog then so be it, just make it original.
easy and extremely cheap snack to make, also go on >>>/ck/ and look for a cooking on budget thread, or just make one
Cry more you little fucking pussy. You think half of us havent been there before? if it's THAT bad go get expired milk from behind a grocery store. Don't beg on the internet for something most of us have worked so hard for. How fucking dare you, that's disgraceful.You literally disgust me. Go steal a loaf of bread, or even an apple for fuck sake. It's not hard. Homeless people are literally less pathetic than you. GTFO my /b/ you cry baby bitch
>wtf is this crazy jibberish address?
pretty much any address that has multiple buildings attached to it, shitdick. not OP but just google the fucking zip code if you actually are gonna order it.
>Dude I'm American I don't know how to order food for delivery in Canada
are you retarded? google "delivery restaurants north bay ontario" lmfao
well first off, that's in nigger country canada. secondly, he just told you to not fuck him when you just ordered him food. Fuck this nigger save your money. OP alcoholic confirmed
There's no joke and I'm not exaggerating. I've literally gone 6 days with zero food and just water before. I know thats not much, but instead of being a bitch, do you know what to do? that's when you start thinking about robbing people at atms because nothing can be worse than the pain your body feels. Instead you steal 2 pizzas from little ceasars but you sure as fuck don't go begging like a little bitch. Thats quitter talk.
I had a very nice bbq today. it was delicious. I had spareribs and sausage's from the butcher, and the rest came from the supermarked. but it was realy nice. can you already picture how nice it was? hmm spareribs.
that's odd, considering ontario is pretty left leaning and hosts one of the most multicultural cities in the world
>I moved away from ontario for a reason you idiot. It's a fucking black hole of racist shit bag cucks.
>well first off, that's in nigger country canada.
make up your mind you retard
Only cause 50% of your population is serbian and lebonese refugees who own every other building in almost every city. Ottawa is literally worse than london, and mister PM justin can't do shit.
>serbian and lebonese refugees who own every other building in almost every city
just in hongcouver and toronto, foreign investment is a problem in most major cities
>Ottawa is literally worse than london, and mister PM justin can't do shit.
wut? didn't you just condemn racism? are you retarded?
You literally must be from like the backwoods/arctic circle. Go circle jerk with the natives and just stop posting. You are cancer, even more so than the Quebuecoi and that's saying something.
>canadian literally not knowing the diversity of his own provence
explain to me how I showed that I don't know the diversity of my province**
too retarded to use spellcheck, too retarded to listen to.
lol i'm from north bay you fucking retard I already posted my exact address
rich fag here. i wish there was a way I could help random people who work hard, are legitimately trying, and need a little help, but I don't know how to verify that people online are not scammers. I do donate to various charities but who knows where that money actually ends up.