I really hate to do this, but i'm starving and i have n
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I really hate to do this, but i'm starving and i have no money or food. i haven't been able to work for about a week because I've been sick. I get paid tomorrow my check will be fucking weak, but right now all i have is about three stale tortillas in my pantry and i was hoping maybe some of you angels could spare a couple bucks in my pay pal so i could order a small pizza or something to hold me over til tomorrow. my PP is: [email protected]
thanks.
Go to your local food bank faggot. Welfare department will hand you food if you ask.
>>703071677
my towns local food bank is closed
>>703071836
If you are in america, your local welfare department is open.
>>703071677
im also without a car and too sick to talk anywhere
>>703071920
In that case, drink a lot of water, and go hungry for a day. At least you have shelter.
>>703071920
Insects are a cheap, plentiful source of protein
no
>>703072024
you dont have to be a dick dude
>>703071414
I just got finished with a 4 day fast. Today was the first time I have eaten in 5 days.
I think you will be okay, OP. After the first 12 hours or so of being really hungry, you stop being so hungry. If you have access to any type of ephedrine, take it to help suppress your appetite. Inversely, drink enough water that you feel full.
Good luck, OP. Best of wishes
>>703072926
im not trying to starve myself dude. im running a fever of 103 right now
>>703071414
>>703071414
you do not actually have to eat food. that is a lie sold to you by capitalists to stimulate the food industry. your brain thinks it is dependent on food but it is only trained that way. ignore the thoughts and feelings and after about a week you will feel just fine.
this is fucked up. im just asking for a couple of dollars.
give me your address and i order for you
>>703073134
I know that. It is unfortunate. If I had currency in a digital form I would send you $25 for pizza. I wish I did. I am just trying to tell you that you will be okay after this is over.
It will feel like shit for a while, but you will be okay. Also, if you don't get any food today, don't eat too quickly when you get food again. If you eat too quickly after even one day of not eating, you're liable to make yourself vomit or feel sick.
Take care, OP. I honestly wish for the beat.
>>703073681
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Unless a clown poops on it.
>>703073681
>this is fucked up. im just asking for a couple of dollars.
on 4chan of all places, and you expect to get treated nicely?
you're naive, and you don't deserve money. jesus christ dude, do you have any critical thinking skills at all?
>>703073837
Give your address out on /b/ and you're also liable to receive hundreds of packages of dragon dildos.
Tiime stamp you naked with a sign that says feed me and I'll kick in
Oldest trick of mankind! I won't give you money for drugs you junkie.
>>703071414
eat the tortillas i've 5 gone days without food before. you'll be fine
>>703074101
i could email you some naked pictures og my ex gf
>>703074284
Yeah man sure in that case here's your money
Ordering a small pizza?! That's freakin ridiculous pure decadency. The most inefficient way to invest money in food. I suggest noodles or rice. Put some ketchup on it and you'll be fine for a weak withe same amount of money you'd use for one pizza.
>>703071414
I actually tried to send you money, earliest it would get to you would be the 25th tho
nvm
>>703073681
I'm just asking for you to die fagwad von pleblord
>>703074636
You'll help pay for his casket
>>703071414
I'll order a pizza and have it sent to your house what's the address?
>>703072276
You're the dick for allowing your pantry to be so poorly stocked and then expecting other people to facilitate your lazy shit lifestyle. For 6 bucks you can have a week's worth of peanut butter sandwiches, chop chop faggot
>>703074618
yeah i know thats the thing tough. I dont have a way to get to a grocery store i have no car and im too sick to walk in the heat
>>703071414
Seriously op I'll order some food in your local area and have it delivered to you. What is your address
>>703073134
Starve a fever feed a cold dumbshit. This will only help you
>>703074636
thats weird. why would it take so long?
>>703074884
whitenight faggot
>>703074881
take pictures of the inside of your fridge, freezer, and at least 4 cupboards and i'll send you 10$ if there's literally nothing to eat
don't try to fuck me around and empty out shit before you take the pics, you have literally 5 mins from the second this is posted
Fucking hell, this carne asada burrito is about to be so Fucking good.
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>703071414
I'll pay you $150 if you put on a wig, suck my dick, and drink my cum. Also bonus for you you'll be getting a belly full of pure protien
>>703074884
i dont trust this
OP post a pic or your face with a time stamped sign saying I'm a faggot Internet beggar and I'm using this money for drugs. Then I'll send you the 20 for pizza. At least then I'll know you've been honest with me
>>703075057
running out of time OP
>>703071414
>>703074780
>>703074884
OP I'm telling you I will literally order food for you and have it sent to your door and you're still begging for money man? Come on dude you're on some other shit then. You're hungry for something, it ain't food
5587 se Hugo Chavez Blvd
Milton, IL 965476
>>703075194
don't do it OP, they're gonna swat you or worse.. try asking a friend instead, this place is anything but generous
>tfw you just got done smoking a brisket
If you can give me something of value I'll consider pitching in.
>>703074991
paypal probably puts a hold on the money to hinder illegal money trafficking
>>703075057
it would take me 15 minutes to find my camera and take these picture and have them uploaded to my computer and then this thread
>>703071414
buy a fucking tub of oatmeal for $5, that's 30 meals right there
>>703075324
No shit wtf. You're a brave man op ok I got you. I'm not taking requests though I'm just gonna order
>>703075450
No smartphone?
>>703075321
Seems like the beggars around my grocery store, I've literally offered to take them inside to buy groceries but they refused and just want the money. Even had them send a kid once and ask only for money.
>>703073134
You're so fucking full of shit. Every time someone says something you always come up with a new excuse. If anyone actually believes this faggot you're a fucking retard and deserve to be scammed out of your money.
Hope you starve to death OP. I'll bring some food to your grave.
>>703075450
starve then, you literally have an excuse for everything
>>703075515
posted as i was typing this, ty based anon
>>703074681
god damn son this is underrated
What state are you in OP? I will deliver food if it's my state and within 3 hour drive
>>703075321
im not going to post my address. for obvious reasons
>>703075324
This isnt even a real address...
>>703075647
yeah you like being hungry
>>703074284
Guess you're not hungry enough
>hey guys i really need food
>literally has an excuse for everything that is requested of him
fucking starve faggot
>>703075666
Seconded, just googled it up and it doesn't show up.
What job do you work where you can be so stupid that you don't have food in your home, don't have to drive to it, and can be off for a week, but remain employed?
For the price of a pizza you could feed yourself for a week dumbass.
Get your life together and stop being a parasite.
>>703075511
no smart phone i am fucking poor
>>703075586
always sleepin on me
>>703075312
>>703075321
>>703075348
>>703075373
>>703075501
>>703075666
>>703075671
>>703075681
OP here, I appreciate the offers, but I just remembered that cum has protein. So I just finished into my hand and ate it and I think that can sustain me until I can find more, I saw some guys down the road hanging around maybe they can help feed me more
>>703075666
I realized that as I was trying to order this faggot food. Thanks satan
>>703075821
how the fuck are you on the chanel
>>703075515
I said in the original post that i was sick and stuck at home
Your lying and scamming. Everyone gave you good options and you ignored them. If your to sick to talk to someone at a food bank how will you order a pizza?
>>703075851
Hahahahahaha
Top kek
>>703075880
you mean the internet? probably a computer
>>703075838
it's a dab pizza mister blister it made me happy
niggers in africa eat dirt cookies, go make some.
>>703075965
sell computer- buy food
>profit
Would take 15 min to show my fridge and cupboard... has laptop with Webcam because it's 2016
>>703076012
No they eat everything
http://medind.nic.in/daa/t14/i1/daat14i1p144.pdf
>>703075647
DUMB FUCK I WILL ORDER YOU FOOD POST YOUR ADDRESS OR FUCKING GO BEG ON THE STREET
>>703076017
how does a sick man sell a computer, in less than a day, being unable to go outside?
>>703076140
129 W 81st St, New York, NY 10024
sorry it took me so long guys
hey guys send me money i'm starving
this is op. im really not trying to pull anything over on anyone. the person who posted the address was not me. im not going to post my address for obvious reasons.
>>703076198
posts an ad
-on his computer
Honestly those 3 tortillas have enough carbs to sustain you. Put cheese or something on them and you're good. You must have Sriracha or ketchup or something. Flick pickle juice on it faggot
>>703076198
Stop ignoring me you that. Post address and I will order food to be delivered to your house
>>703076229
Dude fuck you I'm OP
please don't ignore me this is my real address
129 W 81st St, New York, NY 10024
ok fuck it. i live on college residence so it doesn't really matter anyways. if someone prank orders for me i'll just blame the other students.
100 college drive, North Bay, ON (Canada)
lower residence, building C19, room 214
tell the driver to call 705478 8195 when he's there
please don't fuck me anon
Can't send you food but i can send you prayers, hope you get along fine.
You have to take help when you ask for it though
Beggars can't be choosers my man
stay safe lad much love xx
>>703076198
>how does a sick man sell a computer, in less than a day, being unable to go outside?
Craigslist
>>703076300
129 W 81st St, New York, NY 10024
I just posted it three times what the fuck
>>703075941
place order online
>>703076351
>>703076264
in less than a day you fucks
Fellow poorfag here. Being hungry sucks and I'd buy you a pizza if I could. Hope your situation gets better soon bro.
>>703071414
If that were a cheese pizza, I'd send you $100
>>703076359
not real OP
>>703076328
this is me
Tried to send 10 bucks that account is a no show
>>703076433
you've never been on craigs list have ypou
>>703071414
$50 sent
>>703076328
College residence?
Food hall bitch, get there. If you don't have a meal plan, have one of your /b/ros sneak shit out to you. Did this all the time in a pinch back in the day.
Fuck, are you this retarded?
>>703076451
>>703076328
guys please this guy is trying to fuck me over I'm not a stupid fucking canadian
129 W 81st St, New York, NY 10024
>>703076218
>>703076325
>>703076328
>>703076359
We'll you're fucked now you took to long and I'm not gonna order shit because some anons are fucking with your funky flow sorry op
Broke fag here as well. Not getting paid for another week and have $0.21 in my account. PP is [email protected]
>>703076483
>>703076483
I hope you feel good now supporting a faggots drug addiction. Theres a special place in hell for you wannabe-white-knights.
>>703076534
school doesn't start for a few days, residence is empty
>>703076471
you honestly think your going to get legitimate buyers to come to you on a moments notice?
>>703076568
129 W 81st St, New York, NY 10024
dude, please
>>703076539
>129 W 81st St, New York, NY 10024
Deliver to Vandelay or Kramerica?
The people on this board can be fuckin mean but a lot of us will give you the shirt of our back if you need it.
Like some of the other guys said, dont make excuses
just take the help
>>703075450
fuck off junkie
>>703076622
yes? you sell your computer for a bit cheaper than it's worth
>>703076632
What?? No we make latex here
>>703076621
They're feeding someone at a meal hall somewhere... RA's have to report early, and they have to be fed. Someone will take pity on you.
Where there is a will there is a way.
>>703076685
If you're not a jew, then yes
>>703076685
Fuck that op sell me that bodi. I'll give you a wad of cash to fuck your ass and you can buy whatever you want idgaf
>>703071414
Quit spending all your money on drugs dumbass good food powers your body not meth
I value my pride...never ask for help
>>703076218
>>703076325
>>703076359
So you're the moron who bounced the clown check??
there's a difference between being poor and being an irresponsible faggot who doesn't know how to live on a budget. miss mommy yet?
>>703076741
our residence isn't connected to the college. meal plans here only cover you for breakfast/lunches, and it's not an actual meal plan. you just load up a card with over 400 bucks and you get a 10% discount at the caf if you do.
>>703076854
>129
holy shit there's an account number
op here. fuck i just realized I fucked up while making my pay pal account i am a fucking idiot
op, since you are here like few months because it shows let me tell you this, abandon this thread, wait for it to 404, then make another one and think of what you can do in order to entertain /b/, self-harming will work wonders and many previous cases shown, if you will be creative and think of something like space programme for a frog then so be it, just make it original.
>>703077058
come on man
>>703077090
tl;dr /b/ will help you if you entertain it
OP if you kill yourself you won't feel hunger
>>703076328
Dude I'm American I don't know how to order food for delivery in Canada
>>703077058
Burner PayPal account because he's actually just begging for spending cash because he hasn't accrued enough good boy points and mommy is making him tendies right now.
Here OP this will make you feel better
>>703076328
Like, wtf is this crazy jibberish address? What's the zip code? I only order food in the land of the free
easy and extremely cheap snack to make, also go on >>>/ck/ and look for a cooking on budget thread, or just make one
>>703071414
Cry more you little fucking pussy. You think half of us havent been there before? if it's THAT bad go get expired milk from behind a grocery store. Don't beg on the internet for something most of us have worked so hard for. How fucking dare you, that's disgraceful.You literally disgust me. Go steal a loaf of bread, or even an apple for fuck sake. It's not hard. Homeless people are literally less pathetic than you. GTFO my /b/ you cry baby bitch
>>703077336
>wtf is this crazy jibberish address?
pretty much any address that has multiple buildings attached to it, shitdick. not OP but just google the fucking zip code if you actually are gonna order it.
>Dude I'm American I don't know how to order food for delivery in Canada
are you retarded? google "delivery restaurants north bay ontario" lmfao
>>703075821
What phone and what computer do you have?
>>703073981
>Implying that's a problem
>>703077892
OP here I think its an Apple II GS
>>703077336
well first off, that's in nigger country canada. secondly, he just told you to not fuck him when you just ordered him food. Fuck this nigger save your money. OP alcoholic confirmed
>>703075064
Moe's?
>>703076466
i think i fixed my pay pal
>>703077748
Don't exaggerate ffs. Dissing and mobbing is only fun if it still can be interpretated as a joke.
>>703077892
>>703077968
lol fuck op he's retarded and looking for handouts for more drugs or alc. don't buy this frog shit.
>>703076953
Holy shit it's from fucking SEINFELD
>>703077979
my city is probably whiter than yours actually
>>703078064
There's no joke and I'm not exaggerating. I've literally gone 6 days with zero food and just water before. I know thats not much, but instead of being a bitch, do you know what to do? that's when you start thinking about robbing people at atms because nothing can be worse than the pain your body feels. Instead you steal 2 pizzas from little ceasars but you sure as fuck don't go begging like a little bitch. Thats quitter talk.
>>703075064
My nigga. I'm gonna get a pastor burrito for lunch.
>>703078244
You're right it is, I moved away from ontario for a reason you idiot. It's a fucking black hole of racist shit bag cucks.
>>703071414
are you black?
go dig in a dumpster at a FF joint ...tons of wasted food
>>703071414
I had a very nice bbq today. it was delicious. I had spareribs and sausage's from the butcher, and the rest came from the supermarked. but it was realy nice. can you already picture how nice it was? hmm spareribs.
>>703078565
yes, make him jelly enough to finally stop begging like a nigger and actually go fend for himself.
>muh handouts
You know they'll give you free hot food at 7-eleven if you go around midnight, everything they didnt sell goes to the trash, but instead in can go in your stomach bruh.
>>703078493
that's odd, considering ontario is pretty left leaning and hosts one of the most multicultural cities in the world
>I moved away from ontario for a reason you idiot. It's a fucking black hole of racist shit bag cucks.
>well first off, that's in nigger country canada.
make up your mind you retard
>>703078715
He's a cunuck, he only has tim hortons
>>703078789
Only cause 50% of your population is serbian and lebonese refugees who own every other building in almost every city. Ottawa is literally worse than london, and mister PM justin can't do shit.
>>703078556
fuck no
>>703078948
>serbian and lebonese refugees who own every other building in almost every city
just in hongcouver and toronto, foreign investment is a problem in most major cities
>Ottawa is literally worse than london, and mister PM justin can't do shit.
wut? didn't you just condemn racism? are you retarded?
>>703079222
>canadian literally not knowing the diversity of his own provence
kek
>>703079222
>>703079222
You literally must be from like the backwoods/arctic circle. Go circle jerk with the natives and just stop posting. You are cancer, even more so than the Quebuecoi and that's saying something.
>>703079444
>canadian literally not knowing the diversity of his own provence
explain to me how I showed that I don't know the diversity of my province**
>provence
too retarded to use spellcheck, too retarded to listen to.
>>703079537
lol i'm from north bay you fucking retard I already posted my exact address
rich fag here. i wish there was a way I could help random people who work hard, are legitimately trying, and need a little help, but I don't know how to verify that people online are not scammers. I do donate to various charities but who knows where that money actually ends up.
>>703075051
being this new
Fever of 103 and you choose to eat a greasyass pizza. Just jump off a roof faggot, it'll get the job done faster
>>703080052
>le brand new meme
no.
>>703079660
>>703079660
You're grasping at straws bro. Seriously go be homeless somewhere else. No one wants to give your poor ass anything. Try harder next time
